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Ask someone who's smarter than you anything
>>673983994
How do you KNOW you're smarter than me?
Does your mom like anal?
Smarter is not a word. It is more smart. Go back to 4th grade
>>673984299
Because I'm smarter than you :)
>>673983994
u think ur better than me?
>>673984786
>more smart
Case in point ladies and gentlemen
>>673984445
Does your mom know you're up past your bedtime?
>>673985031
Yes
>>673983994
why are you smarter then us?
I would like this in a long essay format with pictures. over 10 k words please.
How long do I charge mouse?
>>673985132
I'm smart enough to
A. not waste my time falling for obvious bait
B. be concise
I'd ask if you were trying, but sometimes I forget the limitations of lesser minds
>>673985574
3 hour minimum
Plug it into a toaster for increased performance
>>673985034
How do I get your mom to stop shitting all over my cock when I shove it up her ass?
>>673986395
Underage b&
Musician here. I want to play the glass harp (cups of wine with water). What do you think?
>Beta/virgin as fuck?
>>673986687
How do I perform cpr on your sister? She's choking after I had her suck the shit off my cock. This is important. Please. Her life depends on this. Godspeed.
>>673983994
what is a pragmatic solution to the student loan debt in US
>>673986750
It's unavoidably faggy, but you could end up in one of two camps. It could be faggy in a way that the maintream appreciates, like self-proclaimed "nerds" ordering Marvel merch then on Amazon, or it could be nerdy in a pathetic way. Either way, it would make you a fag. I'd say no-go
If you do it in private for your own enjoyment and actively hide the hobby from others, though, you're safe
Lol how's that ego treating you fam? Intelligence is just a scale we created to judge other people, try being humble for once, fuck smart people
>>673987248
Limit profits that administrators of US schools can make from students
Federal cap on tuition that's re-evaluated every year
Alternatively, one incident of mass violence against college staff that spooks other schools into submission, for fear of the same happening at their own institution. Think about what worked for the slaves before the Civil War, and do that
>>673987659
Why would I be humble when I can be aware of being better? Humility is a cuck virtue, that sheeple like you only buy into because they never question the ideals others teach them.
>>673987746
Oh, so minor changes to the cost of tuition, but nothing to deal with the job market and the dependence on degrees or the unique treatment of education loans? Just cut tuition by a few % and everything should work out?
Sounds like a real smart plan from a real smart guy!
>>673987325
Great answer, thanks /b/ro!
>>673987928
Who cares about being omniscient when society is clearly centered on finding happiness? I'd fuck like bunnies and be dumb as shit and be happier and enjoy life more than you ever would. Placing yourself on a pedestal because you got a higher number than someone else hardly dictates how much better you are. If you're the only one who thinks you're better than someone else it doesn't really make you better, does it? Nah man, you take your intelligence, I'll buy Mac's and iPhones for the rest of my life.
>>673983994
tits, or GTFO
>>673983994
why are you not voting sanders
>>673983994
Explain whether or not intelligent life is likely on planets with harsh environments, e.g. temperature extremes, high gravity, toxic atmosphere, all ocean, etc.
>>673983994
divide by zero
>>673983994
>>673987928
How does it feel trying to convince yourself that you aren't a retard to a bunch of strangers on the internet?
>>673988113
Bloody riot idea was solid
And baby steps then bigger ones
Administrators are the main reason college costs are going up, expanding bloated administration and putting too much into beautification projects
Honestly trying to privatize it as little as possible, have the state step in and neuter it would work with minor drawbacks
>>673988506
Glhf with your crazy cups harp
>>673988550
If you think I'm omniscient you've already proved I'm smarter :)
And I have a lot of fun in life
Part of it consists of snubbing my nose at the masses
>>673983994
Why Bob Saget?
This guy is not smart, we would know from one response. Where is the book references? Did you even study in college? Get off the Web and read OP
>>673988827
All I know, is that I know nothing
You can quote me on that whenever you like ;)
>>673989946
My 6th grade math teacher said that was impossible
Try harder
>>673989762
Intelligent life is only on earth for an immeasurable distance
Watch less X-Files pleb
>>673990153
I already know friend-o :)
I'm just here to share my great wisdom and intelligence with the community
>>673990963
I literally googled "condescending face"
>>673991022
I'm brilliant not a show-off
If I weaved complex literary references into everything I said, I would sound autistic
Ask me something about literature if you need to be enlightened
>>673990726
Why are you proving yourself? Clearly implied was the question "why be smart" or "why is smart better" as common connotations would point. I'm talking about why be smart when dumb is more painless in the long run. Also this is impossible to prove so this is a total b8 thread
>>673991535
Books. Go.
>>673989005
Because he's old as time and has spent the majority of his time in office as a self-imposed outsider from the political process
He has good principles but he'd be a shit leader, and he's a bit too economically liberal. Plus he wouldn't pass shit in the house and everybody would cockblock him out of spite, Dems included
Plus he's not going to win the nomination because the DNC hates him
Plus he's Jewish
Explain how gluons fit into the framework of quantum chromodynamics.
>>673990726
Yeah, sure. It sounds like you're about to go on a massacre because you feel nobody acknowledges your douchebaggery sufficiently.
I'm taking an educated guess and saying you're a virgin who is trying desperately to deal with the fact that society thinks of them as a joke by claiming yourself to be smarter than the average person. You're just shorter, fatter, and more self entitled than most. Am I right?
>>673983994
What's it like being autistic?
>>673991813
So what you're saying is you're smarter than around 90% of people and 1% of /b/.
>>673983994
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>673991749
What about books
The last book I read was "On Certainty," is that what you wanted to know? Ask me something about an author or book instead of expecting an austistic spiel
>>673991578
I never said I would prove how smart I was
And dumb only works until you unintentionally do something to make yourself miserable without understanding how
Smart people can be happy you dingbat
Op this thread was a dumb idea
What's the dankest strain of weed?
>>673983994
Can you point me in the right direction?
>>673992822
Clearly this thread was a grab at the fact that you feel sad because you don't feel cool irl so you try to look cool on 4chan by being a cocky asshole.
>>673983994
best links for learning the profession to?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
>>673992822
You're just nitpicking what I'm saying because you don't have a good answer.
>>673992574
Prove me wrong :)
Tell me about MAGA
>>673992063
No genius is proficient in every obscure branch of every particular discipline
I'll bet you couldn't do the same quality job as a professional electrician, but that doesn't make you stupid
>>673992414
I acknowledge my own worth and my own limitations in life. I would say I am very spiritually fulfilled :)
And lol
Poor quality stab in the dark
>>673992891
Having you was a dumb idea
>>673993108
Who cares
High quality weed is all the same
>>673993328
Go to your direct right
do you think whitney is a vampire?
>>673993411
Nigga it's just fun to swing around your dick sometimes
Nothing sad about that
>>673993419
The profession to what?
>>673993579
A proportionate amount to its size, power, and teeth and claws or whatever the fuck a woodchuck chucks wood with
Op what are you smart about? Write a 2000 character essay about something you know
>>673993746
How do you write a for-loop in R?
>>673983994
>smug picture with file name tbhfam
yeah im sure cunt
>>673994085
I'M ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE >:(
>>673985596
is that why you've started a thread on /b/ you faggot
>>673993649
Well.. I take it you haven't smoked a lot of high grade weed cuz that's complete bullshit. In my opinion it would've been better to just answer arbitrarily with some cup winners like gorilla glue or Girl Scout cookies or just claim ignorance cuz that doesn't mean you're stupid. Just saying..
>>673994006
How much more user friendly is swift compared to C#
>>673993630
>Books. Go.
What did you want out of me
I've read a lot of classic literature and philosophy
Do you want me to arbitrarily list authors?
Do you want me to individually catalogue every book I've read over the course of my life?
Would you like to cut me open and see how many book rings are inside?
>>673993746
I mean it wouldn't hurt to pour holy water on her some time, just to be safe
>>673994007
We've been through why I'm not stupid enough to do this earlier in the thread
>>673994006
You sound like a cuck that needs a good dick swinging to go through the next week of your wife fucking Tyrone in front of your small poindexter cock
Do you wear sweater vests?
>>673994553
>holy water
you really are smart. :o
>>673994553
Bruh what do you do and ethnicity and your parents education and yours blah blah blah.
>>673983994
Why do I always feel like there are tiny invisible bugs crawling on me. There are none, I don't have bedbugs or anything else, this has been frequent throughout my life, and when i itch the spot it goes away temporarily.
>>673991535
>I'm brilliant not a show-off
and you've already proved that you're not smarter than me, well done
>I have never been to college so ask me about literature stuff i can google
also why do you keep making all these threads you sad underage fag when all of the points you say are stupid b8
>>673983994
http://strawpoll.me/7086683
>>673994882
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE CUCKITIS, GO SEE YOUR LOCAL BIG DICK BULL AND HAVE HIM FUCK YOUR WIFE FOR 7 DAYS, IF IT DOESN'T RESOLVE AFTER THAT, SEEK MEDICAL CONSULTATION FROM A LOCAL CUCKOLOGIST SPECIALIST.
Could you beat me in a fight? THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT FAGGIT I HAVE A GUN.
Do i have to believe its not butter?
>>673994314
see
>>673990726
>>673994402
Knowing specific dank weed strains is degenerate
I don't give a shit what name the weed I'm smoking has
Unless you smoke every day the difference is negligible because your tolerance is low enough that it'll all feel the same
I don't smoke every day because I'm smart
>>673993649
Professional quality electrical work is child's play with the right tools, and QCD is hardly an obscure niche which you would know if you had any clue about particle physics, which you would if you were truly that smart, because at a certain point the only thing that's intellectually fulfilling are the mysteries of active research.
I'm guessing you're young, dumb, and full of yourself. The sooner you realize just how fucking retarded you are, the better your life will be.
what IQ did you receive in a PROFESSIONAL IQ test administered by a psychologist?
>if not taken professional test, you're a fake fag and just think you're smarter than you actually are
Took an iq test. I am one of the .07% or .09% with an IQ as high as mine. Good luck.
>>673995115
Damn, what a savage!
>>673993649
Way to ignore my questions. Are you short? Are you fat? Are you a virgin? Don't be shy. Tell the truth.
Oh look another child bragging on 4chan. I wonder why we keep getting those.
>>673995431
WOW HOW FUCKING PRO, YOU SCORED HIGH ON A TEST MADE BY SOME WHITE CUCK FAGGOT WHO THINKS HE CAN SUBSTANTIATE INTELLIGENCE INTO A NUMBER, CONGRATULATIONS MR. CUCKBOY, GO SEE YOUR LOCAL CUCKOLOGIST TOO, YOU ARE CLEARLY EXPERIENCING A MORBID CASE OF FUCKBOY FAGGOSTIA
What allows plutonium to implode?
Have you take an iq test?and if you did Whats your score? It would be better if you post the picture of the resulta of the test
>>673995431
IQ, not percentile. Also, how old were you at the time of taking the test? It scales massively with age.
>>673995975
It has the atomic equivalent of a butthole
>>673996052
>>673996105
>IQ score
>age at time of test
>pics
>>673995431
You should read up about the origin of the IQ test. Alfred Binet, a Frenchman, developed the test not so cucks like you could brag about how tiny your cock is but as a teaching aid, because almost every child can reach the same level of education, success mostly has to do with how soon you give up.
Iq had been proven time and time again to be insufficient at proving intelligence
>>673983994
How often do you get laid?
>>673995975
Shocking. -someone smarter than OP
>>673996406
FUCKING AMAZING HOW APPARENTLY SMART INDIVIDUALS WHO SCORE HIGH ON THE TEST END UP NOT BEING ANYTHING BUT A WORTHLESS CUCK. THAT TEST DOES NOTHING BUT QUANTIFY INFORMATION FOR CUCKS WHO NEED A WIN WHEN THEY ARE ALL FUCKING LOSERS
>>673996420
(not OP here)
eh, doesn't prove intelligence, but have you ever seen an absolute moron score highly in one? There's a general correlation.
>>673983994
does being right all the time make you feel lonely
>>673994491
Taylor Swift is pretty hot
>>673994623
You know, cuckold porn first had to be on your mind, then you had to visualize it, before you wrote it down
What are the implications of these observations?
>>673994730
Nope
>>673994771
That's what I'm here for :)
Always glad to help the 4chan community
>>673994784
I'm white, and live off my parents' inheritance. Mostly I'll hire people to tell me where to invest it, and slowly get more money. It's a pretty good life.
>>673995053
>Wah! Why do you keep talking when you're so stupid?
And I've been to college, and I can argue points about books that aren't on the wikipedia page
>>673994882
Might just be dry-ish skin or something weird that you don't expect
Just ask a doctor
>>673995152
Lol
I think you'd have trouble shooting me over an internet forum
Who is "smarter": someone who is happy with being content, or someone who is only content when total happiness is achieved?
>>673996610
Anyone dumb enough to brag about their IQ after the age of 18 should be sterilized.
>>673996308
Also what test did he take there are different kinds
>>673996756
The former.
Total happiness is never achieved.
I dont see a smart dude. I see a cunt with an ego bigger than the U.S. debt.
>>673995741
Not short. Not fat. Not a virgin. Now why don't you tell us about yourself, shit for brains?
>>673995792
Not bragging, just stating a fact. Does that make you mad? That just goes to show how beneath me you are.
>>673995975
In a word, radiation. And that's assuming we're talking about staged thermonuclear weapons.
>>673996406
I'm well aware of Alfred Binet and his contributions. Thank you.
>>673996534
Plenty. Why? Are you offering more opportunities? Is your mother in town?
Plot twist : OP left us a long time ago to burn alone in this thread
>mfw he really is smarter
>mfw the best move is to not move at all
>>673996802
Yeah when i was 16 i used To bragg about my iq score that was a little bit high than the average, know i dont that anymore specially because that kind of thing doesnt matter
>>673983994
Hey anon.
Fan of the confidence! Am gonna recruit your help!
How come light can act as a particle and a wave?
Why are so many things measured in frequencies (ie: Audio, light, times I masturbate)?
How come plant cells harbor photosynthetic organisms compared to mammals if plant cells have sturdy cell walls?
Who was the first frontal lobotomy for treating parkinsons disease? Who was the first surgeon to attempt the procedure?
Why do dads not want to play catch?
>>673996736
OF COURSE, SO YOU'RE A PYSCHOLOGIST USING THE PATTERN OF A FEW THOUGHTS PLACED INTO TEXTS ON A 4CHAN POST TO FORMULATE A PREDICTION OF MY THOUGHT METHODOLOGIES, WOW YOU ARE MORE AUTISTIC THAN I THOUGHT.
THE IMPLICATIONS ARE, YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FUCKBOY WHO THINKS YOU'RE INTELLIGENT BUT IN REALITY YOU CAN'T THINK OUTSIDE OF YOUR OWN PARADIGM RESTRICTING YOU INTO YOUR SELF RIGHTEOUS BULLSHIT DUMBASS METHODS OF GOING ABOUT EVERYTHING IN YOUR LIFE, EVENTUALLY LEADING YOU TO A PITIFUL LIFE OF FUCKERY, JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER 'INTELLECTUAL'. DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE POOR RELATIONS WITH WOMEN? OH WHAT DO I KNOW, I'M JUST A RANDOM /B/ LURKER LOOKING TO BUST YOUR FUCK FACE MIND DOWN A BIT YOU WORTHLESS SHIT.
I guess its either bait or he truly does believe hes smarter than everyone.
>>673995386
Poor example then, let's say shoemaking
There's an innumerable number of crafts that encompass a particular field of technical knowledge
Same with academics
Nobody knows everything in every discipline
>>673995792
>I'll call him a kid! That'll really make him feel sore!
>>673995406
IQ tests are a shitty way to measure intelligence
I was about 225 I think
I wouldn't put much stock in it though
>>673995741
>And he stabs again in the same place
>It is ineffective
Making up things to call me isn't good banter desu
>>673996534
As often as I need
Hookups aren't generally worth the effort
Bob Saget Roolz
>>673997584
You could at least try to hide your cuckiness, you colossal, cringe inducing faggot.
>>673997708
Okay you're using that as an excuse to not answer. What the fuck do you actually know?
>>673996736
white privileged kid thinks he smart. you fuckin die out here in the streets
>>673997655
>How come plant cells harbor photosynthetic organisms compared to mammals if plant cells have sturdy cell walls?
>>673997888
INCOMING BETAS>>673997708
>>673996736
>>673997664
>You know, cuckold porn first had to be on your mind, then you had to visualize it, before you wrote it down
>What are the implications of these observations?
Holy shit
>>673997394
Plutonium imploding because of radiation?
That's so fucking stupid. It implodes because they synchronized detonations around a solid mass of the element. U r dumb I hate you op. I fucking trusted you
>>673997944
KNOWLEDGE DOESN'T EQUATE TO INTELLIGENCE YOU FUCKING SIMPLETON
>>673997888
You fell for bait too, you naysaying cuck
>>673984786
You know what? Pizza hut.
You understood what he meant, the point of a language is being able to communicate succesfully, im sure OP didn't school you simply because they pay your teacher to do that.
>>673997708
So you are that indian girl who has the world higher iq, do you belong To mensa?
>>673996734
>>673996734
Nah I'm not lonely
I've got some good friends
Feels comfy tbh desu
>>673998092
Bruh how do you know you're smart if you dont know anything you fucking dumbass? Wtf has this all been for if you're an uneducated fuck
>>673997317
Poor dad joke
>>673997708
Sounds pretty effective to me, you miniature bloated loveless douchenozzle. Thanks for continuing to respond, I'm loving it.
I've got a serious question though: Now that your sister died because she choked on the shit that was on my dick after I fucked your mom's ass, will you be reading her a eulogy, including a section about your inferior iq?
>>673997584
>the existential horror
>>673983994
Describe for me an algorithm that returns the k-th smallest value from an unsorted list of numbers in linear time.
Alternatively, explain to me why the simple greedy approach does not give a good result for the bottleneck-server-request matching problem.
Pics of your face
>>673997394
>Plenty. Why? Are you offering more opportunities? Is your mother in town?
Top notch insults from OP. With wit and cunning like yours, you must be drowning in pussy.
>>673984299
you capitalize for emphasis, its a pretty safe bet anon.
>>673997664
>>673998094
I fell for no bait, just put a cuck in their place, you cuck of all cucks
>>673998312
SMART AND INTELLIGENCE ARE 2 DIFFERENT THINGS, INTELLIGENCE IS THE ABILITY TO ADAPT QUICKLY AND WISELY TO A SITUATION, OR TO KNOWLEDGE REGARDLESS OF THE COMPLEXITY OF THE KNOWLEDGE TO BE TAKEN IN. YOU OBVIOUSLY ARE A SIMPLETON INCAPABLE OF THINKING FROM ANY OTHER PERSPECTIVE OTHER THAN YOUR STUPID DECK SHOES YOUR RICH FATHER BOUGHT YOU, YOU RICH INDIAN BETA CUCK
>>673996420
g factor is widely accepted as a valid psychometric and predictor of success in life
Humans are developing machines with software which allows them to "see", describe, learns, and identify objects that were not previously programmed into them. This closely resembles the way humans have adapted to do the same. Soon, these machines will be able to perceive others emotions as well, learn them, amd display them to others as another form of communication.
So if said machines are mentally inclined in the same way humans are, what ethical guidelines should we follow when interacting with them? Do we treat them with respect? How do they differ from "us"?
>>673998661
ZHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFFFFFF
>>673997994
Nah, I'll just hire bodyguards :)
Or I could buy a bulletproof limo!
Seriously though, I'm actually pretty rich
>>673997664
Actual intelligence detected (only someone truly intelligent could be that bitter)
Why is your self esteem so low?
>>673998688
Hey, no need for caps fam, I'm in the Midwest and whiter than sour cream
>>673998889
More to the point: why is OP looking for external validation? Is OP's life really so fucking pathetic?
Beep boop beep beep boop
Do you think I am a computer?
>225 iq
Kek, unless you're Christopher Hirata, get the fuck out of this thread
>>673998420
This might have worked in 9th grade
>>673999042
I mean he never said he was, but clearly a lying faggot
>>673998755
Are you okay?
Are you having a stroke?
>>673998861
BITTERNESS ISN'T AN IMPLICATION THAT AUTOMATICALLY EQUATES TO INTELLIGENCE YOU SIMPLETON. HOW ABOUT YOU STOP EMULATING THE CATCHY GROUP THINK PHRASES AND HEURTICS THAT OUR PATHETIC SOCIETY DISSEMINATES FOR WORTHLESS SIMPLETONS LIKE YOURSELF AND GROW A FUCKING INDIVIDUAL PERSPECTIVE FOR YOURSELF YOU USELESS IDIOT.
Does op know computer language?
>>673998889
>>673999042
This isn't looking for validation
This is either bullying or solid advice
You choose your own fate
C'mon, it's pretty poetic tbh fam
>>673998088
You're obviously too feeble minded to understand facts when they're presented right to you. Synchronized detonations would have occurred with the radiation if the plutonium was being used with the aforementioned thermonuclear weapons, which is what plutonium is most commonly used for. Not hard to understand. Christ.
>>673998209
Not bragging, I might as well belong to Mensa, yes. I'm smarter than everyone I've ever met in my personal life.
>>673998420
>All I hear is the world's smallest violin playing for you.
>>673998566
Wasn't an insult. Your mom needs the love Daddy never gave her :)
>>673998688
Caps locks on and caps lock off are also two different things. :) One is a little more annoying than the other. Can you guess which?
>>673983994
r u INTP ?
>>673999376
HMMM.. LET'S SEE, SO I HIT 3 BUTTONS ON THE KEYBOARD, IF I WAS HAVING A STROKE, WHERE MY HAND FELL OUT OF CONTROL ON MY KEYBOARD, AND SOMEHOW I MANAGED TO COORDINATE MY OTHER HAND TO ACCOMPLISH THE TASK OF POSTING THE COMMENT, DON'T YOU THINK THAT IF I LOST COORDINATION, MORE THAN 3 LETTERS WOULD BE TYPED OUT IN SUCCESSION? OH, SILLY ME, EXPECTING MORE OF A INTELLIGENT ANALYSIS FROM ANOTHER SIMPLETON FUCK OFF /B/
>>673999218
Implying OP isn't from 9th grade or lower
>>673999575
ANNOYING. HMMM, GUESS WHAT MISTER FUCK FACE, YOU EXISTING IS ANNOYING ME? YOU COMMITING SUCIDE AND YOU EXISTING ANOTHER YEAR, CAN YOU GUESS WHICH ONE WOULD GIVE ME MORE PLEASURE TO THINK ABOUT?
>SEE I CAN PLAY YOUR LITTLE FUCKBOY 'INTELLIGENT' BANTERISH GAMES TOO YOU SNARKY FUCK
>>673999188
It's not impossible, my mental age was more than twice my physical age at one point in my life, I exceeded the bounds of the test and you've never heard of me. Beyond a certain point testing is a waste of time, all you can really say is that yes, you're smart, big fucking deal. As someone who has been there and done that, OP's clearly a colossal faggot.
>>673999575
> I'm smarter than everyone I've ever met in my personal life.
YOU MUST BE AROUND SOME RIDICUOLUSLY RETARDED DOWNSY INDIVIDUALS. OR YOUNG PEOPLE, USUALLY CUNTS WHO WALK AROUND THINKING EVERY SHIT STAINED THOUGHT THAT IS REFLECTED IN EVERY MOMENT OF THEIR WAKING LIVES, AND EVERY TID BIT OF INFORMATION, OR WHAT EVER INTELLECTUAL WORK IS GODS GIFT TO MAN IS THE MOST RETARDED INDIVIDUAL IN THE ROOM, MY GUESS IS THAT'S DEFINITELY YOU. I CAN NOT WAIT UNTIL YOU PASS AWAY. I HOPE YOU DIE FROM A MASSIVE MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION FROM YOUR PATHETIC HEART ATTEMPTING TO SUPPLY THAT HUGE EGO THAT HAS NO FOUNDATION OR BASIS TO BE SUBSTANTIATED FROM.
This is OP
https://youtu.be/_BNjJutK_4A
>>673998824
i hope sanders taxes the fuck out of you
>>674000121
Yeah it seems To be
>>673983994
whats my name?
Have you ever really been as far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>673983994
Did Diogenes really exist?
>>673999458
No shit. I assume you mean heuristics, you barely literate caps lock loving cunt. Fair point, but you're assuming even more about me, and as a wiser man once said, no man is an island.
>>673983994
No.
And a sentence should end with a punctuation mark, smart guy.
>>673999575
SCRATCH THAT, I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU HAVE A MUTITUDE OF TIA'S JUST TO SEE YOUR BETA PIZZA FACE ASS TURN FROM FULLY COGNITIVELY INTACT TO A VEGATABLE JUST TO SEE YOUR LITTLE SELF EXALTING ASS BE HUMBLED, BUT THEN NO ONE WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH OF A WORTHLESS CUNT YOU ARE. TRULY PLEASURE INDUCING THAT THOUGHT. DO US ALL A FAVOR, POST YOUR SUICIDE, OR LEAVE /B/ FOREVER, YOU'RE UNWELCOME HERE, YOU PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS SOCIETY, LITTLE FUCKBOYS THINKING THAT THEIR GOD'S GIFT TO THIS GREEN EARTH, OH SORRY YOU MUST BE AN ATHEIST. EITHER WAY, FUCK YOU, AND GO DIE.
No one is smarter than me, no ever will be, and no one ever was. Kill yourself, as for the rest of you fucking faggots who even dare defy me.
>>673999575
> Synchronized detonations would have occurred with the radiation if the plutonium was being used with the aforementioned thermonuclear weapons
Someone's using words they don't understand.
>>673999720
>>674000399
OP, here. I know a lot of people are hating on me itt for coming off a little cocky, and I understand- really, I am smarter than you. I'm not boasting, I'm just stating a fact. However, I think even the dumbest people here will agree with me when I say compared to this guy, we're all Stephen Hawking.
>>674000654
MY ASSUMPTIONS ARE ONLY MADE TO ESTABLISH A INSECURITY THAT WASN'T PRESENTLY THERE FOR YOU. I HOPE MY WORDS HAVE ESTABLISHED A FIRM THINKING AND RE-EVALUATION OF YOURSELF, BECAUSE YOU DEFINITELY NEED IT, IT SEEMS LIKE ALL YOU CAN DO IS REGURGITATE THE GROUP THINKY IDEAS THAT YOUR SCHOOL SYSTEM HAS TAUGHT YOU, AND OF COURSE, THE PLAY OF UTILIZING SKILLS OF SPELLING. WONDERFUL, YOU ARE TRULY ON A WHOLE ANOTHER LEVEL HERE MY FUCK BOY FRIEND. HAVE FUN IN COLLEGE, AND VOTE FOR BERNIE SANDERS.
>>673983994
Does P = NP?
OK OP you think you are smart? How about some riddles?
Remove my last three letters & you have a group of ships. I am impermanent.
>>674001141
One more in case you fail miserably
I am a musical instrument. I rhyme with a word meaning the same as 'shrivel.
>>674000984
>OP, here. I know a lot of people are hating on me itt for coming off a little cocky, and I understand- really, I am smarter than you. I'm not boasting, I'm just stating a fact. However, I think even the dumbest people here will agree with me when I say compared to this guy, we're all Stephen Hawking.
>STEPHEN HAWKING
OF COURSE, APPEALING TO THE SOCIETY AFFIRMED CONCEPTION THAT STEPHEN HAWKING IS A GREAT MIND IN OUR TIME. OF COURSE YOU WOULD SAY THAT. YOU KNOW, I LOVE PEOPLE LIKE YOU, THAT APPEAL TO SUBSTANTIATING THAT YOUR KNOWLEDGE AND WISDOM COMES FROM THE FACTS AND FRUITS OF SOCIETIES' LEARNINGS. I CAN SEE YOU KNOW NOTHING OF VALUE, BESIDES THE GROUP THINK PARADIGMS. NOTHING INNOVATIVE HAS BEEN SAID BY YOU YET. YOU KNOW NOTHING BUT WHAT IS TAUGHT IN COLLEGE AND SOCIETY, THEREFORE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A BOOK SMART FUCK CUCK
>>673983994
LMAO stupid person make joke.
>>674001091
Thanks, /b/ tard trying to hide the fact you're not a native English speaker. Definitely Indo-European. French, perhaps?
>>674000461
Good thing he can never win :)
>>674000915
Incorrect. Didactically speaking, seminal evidence seems to explicate the fact that what you're suggesting supports what I am irrefutably confident about.
>>674000984
one more just incase
Some singers can be described by my last four letters. I am a piece of glass or enamel
>>674000547
I'm smart not omniscient you fucking dumbass
>>674001532
Ooh, big words! You still don't know shit about plutonium, faggot.
>>674000984
OP, YOU MAY BE SMART, BUT WHAT DIVIDES THE TRULY GIFTED FROM THE 'PH.D'S' IS THE GIFT OF DIFFERENTIATION. YOU ARE THE TYPE OF PERSON THAT WOULD SCOLD DOWN A INTELLIGENT MIND WHO BRINGS INNOVATION, I CAN SEE IT. YOU ARE NO NIKOLA TESLA OR Dmitri Mendeleev, YOU ARE A STEPHEN HAWKING, A WORTHLESS CUCK WHO BULLIES OTHER GROUPS OF PEOPLE
go to bed>>674001799
>>674001523
Why do you suppose that
>>674001523
I SPEAK 7 LANGUAGES ENGLISH IS NOT SO GOOD, I HATE THIS PATHETIC LANGUAGE
>>674001532
Lookie who can use Thesaurus.com!
>inb4 NO I DUN USE UR JUS 2 DUM TO KNO TEH WURDZ I KNO LOMALFK PWND
>>674001799
>YOU ARE A STEPHEN HAWKING
Thank you! :D First smart thing you said!
>>674001886
Linguistics.
>>674002066
I think he meant that your dick doesn't work, bro.
>>674002066
are you stumped OP
My last three letters are a vehicle. Remove my first two letters and change my next to last letter & you have a type of bird
ITT we learn how to troll /b/ pretty well
>>674001898
That's okay, you're doing a great job with a shitty language. I'm curious what your native language is, though.
>>674002150
Just because I couldn't get hard for your mom's haggard ass don't make me impotent yet, boy.
>>674001532
Earthbound.
OP you have provided no evidence. Degree? Certified?
Smarter than me?
What doss ipconfig do? Without googling it?
In Python, how do you create a block?
Tell me one module you can use to have access to a timer.
>>674002885
That ass was tight af, don't lie bro. Yo ding-dong is a limp noodle.
>>673983994
A self entitled smart boy that keeps regurgitating the first answers google provides when searching the topic at hand, thinking that adding a couple words with gargantuan numbers of syllabus will make him sound intelligent.
Tainting his thesis without even batting an eye, the funniest thread of the week without a doubt
>>Also this is /b/ trying to prove your smarter than these sex deprived degenerates is something no one would deem auspicious, but I could see it inflating a fragile ego which you definitely undoubtedly posses
>>674003963
People will really try to convince themselves that you're not smarter than them when you say they are. Insecure, are we? Don't be. I was born with a superior brain.
>>674003728
Nonsense. Get me your sister and I'll prove you wrong. :)
>>674002231
Is the answer to your riddle "Waste Of Time"? No, it's probably "Mentally Inferior", referring to yourself.
>>674002052
Thesaurus? No, but I can exercise my vocabulary to make more specific points when I need to.
>>674004831
I'm done with you. I hate it. You might be intelligent, but by no means are you superior to anyone. You're a human, you bleed when cut just like all of us. Just the way you talk makes me want to put a bullet in your head.
>>674003598
>>674004831
You still didn't answer.
>>674003598
Right, subject matter expert, the exercise you are referring to is like assessing a 7 year old child on their conception of rocket science, it's just an impractical usage of that sort of knowledge based assessment. I'm sorry but you swinging your dick of your expertise in your subject doesn't extend out to make that sort of point. OP ain't that perky in the intelligence field just because he flaunts his intelligence, any wise man will tell you that flaunting intelligence is just plain stupid, but you are stooping in his stupidity ranges with this exercise here.
>>674005293
>>674005201
ITS JUST A PRANK BRO BRO ITS JUST A PRANK STOP ITS A PRANK BRO
>>674005751
I knew he was full of shit, but I just wanted to see what he'd actually say.
>>674004831
I love this thread he's hunger for attention is as big as his unbecoming ego
>>673983994
I scored 129 on that test. And the most money I ever made was eight dollars an hour. Maybe op will blow his brain, because he is a narcissistic asshole. You never know, but here is to hope
Does the gift of wisdom burden you as much as me? Or you can simply watch as people self destruct around you without caring
>>674003598
#Salute
>>673983994
why are you smarter than me? how do I become smart like you?
>>673983994
Ever had suicidal thoughts? Or have you accepted your untimely demise? Vanity earns the most disdain from the masses
>>674007110
Just drink lots of white warm stuff and you'll greatly expand your intelligence
>>674007110
You dont.
>>674007110
You already are
Tomorrow I'll try to kiss a friend, I need your most advanced knowledge to predict what wil happen. plx
>>673993579
if a wood chuck was chuck norris?
>all of it
now thats snart
And i throw him to the lions
Your ego is as flimsy as your wit
/thread
>>673983994
Anything?
>>673995327
Well it's only because there's distinct highs from indica vs sativa and the dank indo's from each are rather polarized in effects, so you're not correct in your assumption. And I think you meant is it's negligible since my tolerance is high enough not low enough. Eh I honestly look at it like cigarettes, stupid and smart people smoke it alike, it's just the fools you hear about just being fools that give it a bad rep.
Well this was a good read. But it is past my bed time....
When will he/she get here?
Okay, share some of these smart with us by telling us the best way to "fix" the global economy.
>>673987928
>being better
Only in limited ways. No better than anyone else.
Post your SAT scores you faggot
OP is this you?
>>673983994
Why are you so fucking stupid, op?
why was Hitler the greatest American president of all time?
>>674010041
DAS BOOBS DATS WHY
>>673994882
http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2008/06/30/the-itch
The itch may be generated by your brain. Maybe you can practice some sort of skin observation therapy where you visualize that there is no problem that exists. Either on your own or with the help of a psychiatrist.
>>673995926
I'm not OP, but
> muh systematically biased meme
absolutely disproven. it's been 30 years m8. this is the equivalent to "hurr durr if humans evolved from apes wheres the transitional forms". it goes much further than not just being up-to-date with the latest research. it sort of indicates you can't really read.
also if we are supposed to assess OPs intelligence through his writings, i remain skeptical, several of his posts have been pleb-degenerate-tier.
>>673999575
>You're obviously to
you're obviously incapable of being concise without losing necessary information lol OP you cuck
>>674010936
>>674010936
Where's the proof of us being able to absolutely beyond any reasonable doubt quantify human intelligent.
>Pro-tip fucktard, subjectivity can't be quantified at this current moment. Is everyone's 8/10 in pain at the same grade of pain across the human race? Your method of applying this concept is so poorly related, it doesn't even need refuting. Go-on and re-read what you just said. Evolution arguments related to subjective quantification. Get lost fucktard.
What have I got in my pocket?
why?
>>674012901
My dick :3
>>674010936
Sorry poor english, english aint my first language
>>674013029
shut up aaron
will don trump win the presidency? if so, would that be a bad thing or a good thing for:
1. mexicans who like to build walls
2. mexicans who don't like to build walls
3. nigras
4. white supremacists
5. ?????
6. the republican party
>>674014392
>>674012811
> evolution arguments related to subjective quantification
boy, that's a lot of syllables for shooting blanks.
it's objective. you know very well there are culture and language-agnostic intelligence tests. you know very well that people who score high in one area of specialized intelligence tests (reasoning, geometric, numerical, linguistic) are very likely to score high in other areas. i'm sure you're well aware that these kinds of tests are the best predictor of many life-outcomes, such as overall income, level of education, incarceration rates, etc etc.
you are certainly aware that the generalized-intelligence factor G is very tightly linked physiological properties like reaction time. i'm sure you've heard there are certain sphingolipid storage disorders which increase dendritic branching, which increase reaction rate and intelligence test scores. intelligence tests are the best predictors of job performance in any category, regardless of the various aptitudes one may have. which is why every military in the world uses them.
you at least should be aware that there are greatly varying intelligence within and between populations.
i'm not sure what about this scares you so much. intelligence is like height or any other trait. if you are suffering from malnutrition, you will never reach your maximum genetic height. but, all other things held equal, you will get a bell-curve distribution. you don't see a lot of southeast asians as tall as NBA players. and you see a lot of jews in science, medicine, and law.
>>673983994
Why is it that a society can only truly be happy if it is being run like the way it is in the book brave new world?
>>673983994
Dear Mr. Genius. Without using the comparison method, prove that the harmonic series either diverges or converges.
>>674016840
heh. i can field this question OP, if you don't mind. it seems like a rather trivial matter.
well, the simple answer to your question is this: HARMONICA! you're welcome.
(nailed it!)
>>674015457
So you're saying that at this current point, we know all there is to know about the brain? Everything that you've said is completely not related to brain function or cognitive abilities. Like you said, "that's a lot of syllables for shooting blanks."
And for god sakes, no they aren't very good life predictors. You know I'm currently in the military, and it's save to say empirically, high amplitude scores mean nothing, sure the person may be more intelligent but it's not an indicator of outcome of life. Like I said, this is a very subjective thing, anything related to human interpretation of human behavior/ability becomes subjective until we think we find a way to build it into an objective thing.
I think you have a misconception about what subjectivity is.
Subjectivity - Opinion, unable to be accurately and consistently quantified with a specificity that is undeniably indicative of some sort of result.
Objectivity - Undeniably in this case able to be quantified.
You're assuming we know everything there is to know about the human brain, human development, disorders related to it, and cognitive abilities. Let me give you a reality check, WE DON'T. I'm in the medical field, we're far from knowing the answers.
>>674015457
For the record, there's nothing that 'scares' me, I'm not sure where you even draw that conclusion from, I'm just confident in the fact that at this current moment, everything you've said is still up for debate, as clinical evidence is slim to nil. The military utilizes a bunch of dumb shit as well, just because militarys use it does not mean that is automatically an indication that it is 99% effective.
>>673983994
How does it feel to be a bitch for ginger niggers
>>674018670
I didn't say "we know all there is to know about the brain". I think I made a pretty good case for the argument that intelligence is a feature like anything else which has a great degree of variance. I didn't try to say that intelligence is one-dimensional, as you keep trying to say. After all that, all you have to say is "that's completely not related to brain function or cognitive abilities"? Are you sure that's the position you want to be taking?
We don't have to know "everything there is to know" about brain development, disorders, cognitive abilities, to investigate it.
Your position of authority doesn't impress me. It's clear from your response you're not familiar with the research, so why are you trying to tell me it doesn't exist? A reality check? Please.
I get the idea that it scares you because you have a serious aversion to the idea that intelligence can be measured. You make up absolute horseshit like explaining the difference between objective and subjective. Clinical evidence is slim to nil? If that's the position you want to take, then you're not just unaware, you're a bullshitter. Seriously though, look for yourself. If you don't think after almost a hundred years of research there's no such thing as accurate psychometrics you're in for a surpise.
http://www.udel.edu/educ/gottfredson/reprints/1997mainstream.pdf
