ITT: Prove you're an oldfag
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ITT: Prove you're an oldfag
>>673963009
I'm an oldfag.
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?
>>673963009
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*insert funny triforce meme xd*
Classic oldfag meme alert ;)
>>673963009
I raided club penguin, pools closed ma nigga
>>673963316
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have you guys seen my ipod?
>>673963009
Someone capped the YouTube video.
Wannabe oldfag confirmed
>>673963539
didn't ghostler come back recently?
OP here. I'll be there in 10 minutes.
>>673963009
>thinking trolling jesus chatline is oldfag material
>being this new
>>673963430
fuck. this is ringing so many bells but i cant remember the story
the game
>>673963009
I remember moot
>>673963009
based william buffin
>>673963754
rip oclet
>>673963009
can i post
>>673963749
It's the story of an true hero
>>673963754
So u want to be ugly princess dress wearing neckbeards? Never understood this
is this old enough?
Frank I was saving that Bacon
lel
>>673963956
Do what everyone does vs Do what you do
>>673963741
>falling this hard for bait
>>673964073
>lel
why would you use lel instead of lol? Think about it. It doesn't mean anything, its just the modification of the actual acronym lol. You don't even know why you use it. Somewhere, sometime you saw a few people post it and hopped right on board. Too mainstream for lol right? Thats so old, its meaning makes sense but you dont feel comfortable expressing your approval of things on the internet with the common old "lol" thats been around for so long. You'll man up and use the purposely misspelled version with no discernible humor or purpose besides making you look like a complete idiot while you maintain the false concept that other people find it amusing or appropriate and using purposely misspelled words shows the world that youre not afraid of anything and are part of some grand inside joke that no one finds funny. Theres a lot going through your head, but you realize I am right. You will try though, to get the best of this exchange. What are you going to go for? Newfag? Summer? oh damn there are so many options to choose from. An implication that I'm underage perhaps? Thats always fresh. Maybe you'll just shut down. I think you should go with something about butthurt or being mad or even comment on the length of the unproportionally long comment that so swiftly brought to your attention that you are a faggot that tries oh so hard to fit in. Careful though, is this even oc? Tsk tsk hard to say dont want to get embarrassed anon. I'm sure you could find some grammar or spelling errors as a last resort. I cant wait, Its always fun playing insult roulette
Desu Desu Desu etc
>>673963009
POOL'S CLOSED
>>673964278
you're doing it all wrong
>>673963009
zoozle
Pool's closed
shupe de whope
i would fuck applemilks in ass pussy mouth at full force
FUCK YEAH SEAKINg
daysoo daysoo
duckroll lol
choclate rain
never gona give you up
tacgnol si gnoool
mudkips
if I see that fucking cat one more time
DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
and i moved in with my auntie and uncle in bel air
OP here claiming ID
>>673964132
>Someone calls me out for being a newfag
>I-it was f-fucking bAit u fagtard!
https://youtu.be/w5txEiXYyxA
GIRUGAMESH
>>673963009
>>673964166
This.
desu niggerfaggot
newfags invented the word newfag
I was one of the niggers who first closed the pool on habbo hotel, but I don't remember when that was. I'd been coming here before that, just one of my favorite memories.
>>673964617
Cracky's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then. as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd wisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her into a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest.
They will be scarred for life.
Floor Tiles
desu desu
>>673963741
It's cutting it close for what i'd consider "oldfag" Jessi slaughter and older is my benchmark.
>>673963616
Nope it was all a ruse.
>>673963009
Go fuck yourself
>>673963009
lol xD i remember this! and i know when moot was the ceo of 4chan.org haha! I also remember the mountain dew, hitler did nothing wrong campaign.
what about Snacks though? this nigga still hangin around? I miss old /b/ mods
>>673964361
This guy right here
>>673964931
Fap fap fap fap fap
I miss the good ol' days
Last Thursday you dun goofed
niggers tongue my anus
>>673963009
Bring back snacks
candleja...
>>673963009
>the ol' lickeroo
i was here before anyone was referring to themselves as a fag or a new fag or an old fag. i still will never refer to myself as a fag. ever ever ever. that was way back before cancer started to take over /b/. the real /b/ vets wont call themselves a fag.
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>>673964988
I fapped furiously to above at the time. Was very pleased when I found out loli chan hade camwhored quite recently also. I forgot what happened to Cracky chan though.
>>673964516
I'd kill myself if I was Chris Chan.
>>673965630
fag
>>673963009
goatse
>>673963009
When we raided Omegle with this message:
>>[AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.]
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
And do it faggot knock that goddamn cardstand down
>>673965411
>>673965502
Hey old buddy long time n
>>673963539
Damn, the memories. I'm actually listening to one right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPiMziZAWzA
Duckroll.
has anyone ever been as far as decided to want do look more like
You candy-ass roody poo's
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>>673965920
>>673963009
lol is this leroy sinclaire xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd kill me
I accidentally the whole thing
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>>673965765
>>673965995
RoodyPoo
>>673963009
>2012
>>673963539
>2011
>>673964617
being proud of remembering camhos
you gaywads cant be $100 serious
>>673966066
>>673963009
Touch the screen and say a prayer for my penis .
>>673966167
>>673966206
>>673965411
holy shit is that the video of the chick from the berry my dick screen cap?????
+1 internet to you
>>673966167
>>673966206
Just blow it
>>673966246
anyone post 2007 is a fag
>>673966300
>>673966375
Goin wayyyy back
>>673966133
cool story, bro
>>673966429
>>673963009
probably before your guy's time.
>>673963009
roodypoo
>>673966509
>>673963009
I'm a girl btw
>>673966457
>way back
>2015
Fag
>>673963377
That was habbo faggot
>>673965502
Guys candlejack is a stupid forced me
>>673963749
Guy told a story about losing his ipod, it was years ago, before chanology.
>>673963009
Puddi puddi
>>673965335
OARA OARA OARA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>673966590
PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI
>>673966704
over 9000 LOL XDDDDDDDD this website sucks
>>673966751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_L4Rixya64
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>>673963009
i've been here all summer
>>673966609
Nah man I remember da yesterday when us pen guns raiding the close pool m8
>>673966810
Been here since 2007. I was around when Mods banned us for calling them faggots
Ive only been here since summer
Hi
>>673966870
Amber Lamps
>>673966606
lol faggot fuck yeah seaking is literally from 2006
>>673963009
"I WILL NOT CALM DOWN DAMMIT"
ITT: Newfags looking up old 4chan memes on Know Your Meme and saying they're oldfags
dix poopybutt zvox nip party cake nignose
LOL
tinychat nignose still ded from dug overdose
http://nignose.blogspot.com/2009/12/donate-to-nignose.html
>>673966901
how old were you anon? I was 13 at the time.
>>673966963
how have you guys not been here since birth?? 4chan is xbox hueg
ANYONE REMEMBER WHAT WAS LITERALLY THE FIRST MEME??
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>>673963009
>>673966964
2010
>>673966806
sage goes in every field
>>673967222
>>673966300
>>673966066
Checked
>>673963539
I bet you're a fucking brony aren't you?
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
Raided Habbo
so old ...
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>>673967589
>>673967044
I was 14 when I was first introduced to this site. 22 now
apparently everyone forgot about the game... sad day
>>673967644
Chekt
>>673965502
And you fucked it up you newfag. You gave to say candlejack's whole name befo
>>673967689
>>673967731
>>673967044
I was 12. Almost 20 now.
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>>673967843
>>673963681
RIP postcards
>>673967714
W H E N I W A S
>>673967888
>>673967935
>>673967044
>>673967676
also, checked
>>673963009
Old fag here.I was here for the fappening.
>>673967842
I was 5. Almost 36 now.
I was banned by Snacks himself
>>673967978
Fur fag Friday's
>>673968100
>>673967736
Haven't seen that in awhile.
>>673968165
>>673965411
>>673968078
WT Snacks. And ITT originally meant Initiate Tactical Toaster.
>>673967901
nyc postcards!!!!!
Candyassgots
>>673968214
>>673963342
Jesus Christ, it's a lion! Get in the car!
>>673968078
prove it
>>673968143
POWER OF THE F40PH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHQ4nRykfIU
>>673968431
Prove I'm an oldfag? Anyone remember......The Grifter?
>>673966044
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anyone have the gif of the two girls who are disgusted with what they're seeing
but the dude in the middle is loving it and he's representing /b/?
Copy and paste the following to Notepad, save with the filename 4chan.js, open the file you created and shit bricks.
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>>673963993
Goddommit Fronk!
>>673963009
Girl Talk was funnier. And Tom Green.
>>673968481
Also, Anyone else remember those FUCKING RED BOXES?
>>673968670
>>673964709
Heyyyy
>>673968714
>>673968761
>>673968800
Chucked
>>673968843
Pool's closed
>>673968879
>>673968672
>>673968615
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ this anon remembers
>>673968563
I remember /b/ro
>>673968924
>>673968078
I was here when moot left
>>673968975
>>673969012
>>673968632
Hal Turner was the best. We ran that nigga's internet bill into the trillions.
>>673963204
>>673968986
Which time?
I created this picture and no one will ever believe me
Blue Waffles
Double Nigger
Leroy Sinclair fam
>>673969285
Is your name 'Fuk Son' or some shit because I highly doubt you made that little boy
>>673963009
I know that that shit was So cash.
Oldfag proven
>>673969060
Yea, but he fucking owns 4chan (and 7chan too! like anyone would want actually want it though...) now. I mean he said he was going to, and he sounded pretty sincere.
1,2,3,4,5,6,over9000,8,9
>>673969285
>filename
ya k
I was one of the many who called the dealers and asked if they had any battletoads.
>>673969477
Hey Fryman, what's going on here with the balloons, and sissy's?
the internet is a series of tubes
>>673968615
I've never seen this before, is it an elaborate System 32? I'm obviously not going to try it out myself.
I'll mongle your fucking cock!
>>673969740
Nobody remembers lol
>>673969740
oh shit that reminded me of slowpoke combos
>>673963009
>How old is this old fag?
>>673969285
You candle sniffing fuckfence! Go climb a wall of dicks!
>>673969904
Which still get posted daily
>>673969868
That's a nice pic of Mr. Richard C. Mongler.
>>673969717
you're... you're a legend! I've only heard stories of that fateful day, but you... you were a PART of history! I'm s-so honored...
>>673969868
Hahaha! Its Richard C. Mongler!!!
>>673966044
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>>673964897
I have fond memories of calling the pawn shop from Pawn Stars and asking if they had Battletoada.
anyone remember these motherfuckers out of quarter machines?
Sticks and niggers need to hang from trees
>>673970144
What's Battletostada?
>>673963009
>>673969926
if dubs you leave 4chan forever
>>673970193
>>673968615
LoL 4chan borked it, this script wont run.
Open a VM, disable internet, then run it. If your VM blows up, you know it worked, but as it fails to even execute, no worries
Plus, just change the last line, eval(vv) to console.log(vv) to see the command it was trying to run
>>673970238
I think you mean battletortilla.
>>673963009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUc7cUz8SAg
I... I remember...
>>673970389
What about SkirmishEnchilada
>>673963009
ITS THE APOCALYPSE
>>673970304
>What ever happened to ENDING in dubs just give >up on everything?
You all a bunch of roody-poo candassgots
Patriotic Nigras, second life 2006
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>>673964931
huehuehuehuehuehue
Do you have a watermelon?
%triforce%
>>673970488
>>673970569
so close you faggot
change every word in this one at a time
the robot steals our every thought
>>673970651
Only battletoads
welcome to 4chan heres your complimentary soda and 10 year old
>>673970900
The nigger steals our every thought
>>673963009
>>673970940
oh damnit i was really hoping for watermelons
I remember the tile rapist
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Who remembers this beta faggot?
>>673967685
fuck you i lost the game
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That time /b/ destroyed some sluts life after trips requested her tits, and she flipped off /b/ and it was in 2 days the nudes were found, and spread to her entire fb
>>673965902
Confirmed
>>673970715
>>673967383
Holy shit we need heaven back
>>673970456
It could be FightTacos
we need a 4chan most memorable thread thread
>>673963009
Towercat
>2004 fags wouldn't know
you don't have to tell me. here's a bowl of eggs.
check my map because I'm clearly walking in circles
>>673963009
loli board
Page 0
15 Pages
I'm 12 and what is this
Dun dun
once this nigger reaches page 8 he's free
>>673969926
>>>/l/
Ohoho~ remember what was posted anon ;^)
I still love egg girl.
>>673964390
CHECK EM!!!
>niggers wordfilters to peanutbutter
name 5 things that aren't jackie chan
>>673971799
Check
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOGF1h4GxSs
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