YLYL
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
YLYL
>>673959378
this is an interesting start
>>673959378
MODSMODSMODS
>>673959869
What's wrong with the pic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKutsB4280s
kek
>>673959378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izFuWbfEkkw
>>673959378
If this was a "you fap, you lose" thread, I would have lost
>>673959378
got anymore?
>>673960166
How come every time someone yells MODSMODS there are people justifying/defending the picture?
>>673960166
Yeah i bet you're pedie little mind sees nothing wrong with the pic
>>673960873
You had one job
>>673961035
The game
>>673960873
you massive faggot
>>673960271
lost
>>673959378
>lost
>>673961149
lost
>>673961230
i'e seen this shit all day fucking stop it
>>673961230
the hells wrong with you thats fucked
>>673961230
This is one of them in one minute things ignore
>>673961230
Nope.
>>673960845
because Santa ain't real, brah bruh.
because Bernie might win the whole shitty thing
because Pink Floyd might be the greatest band ever
because people calling for mods when seeing a picture that isn't child porn, is fucking hilariously stupid
because your mom is hot
because Elvis lives
because we have nothing better to do
because shits & giggles
because reasons
for the lulz
fuck you
.. and nothing of value was lost.
>>673961230
>>673961230
Yo wtf
>>673959378
Selfish bitch isn't even getting a second cookie for him.
>>673961230
Aww dude what the fuck that's edgey even for b
>>673961230
MODS LOL
>>673960873
failing so hard it's almost a win
>>673961230
what was the picture???
>>673961230
sauce?
>>673961230
Wtf anon get some help
>>673961230
Getting really tired of this b8
>>673961506
Ignore this too
>>673961822
kek. dude is going to get so much lung cancer from not wearing a mask
>>673961463
America still had it great compared to most European countries in the depression you know...
>>673961230
>>673961506
kækked
>>673961725
Not when the same joke is made daily
http://strawpoll.me/7082807
Vote
Vote
>>673961546
lol your name is assain?
>assasain
>ass ainal
>asslane
>assain
>>673962069
Mh4u rank?
>>673962026
That's the point. Reply with it.
>>673961506
top kek
>>673960271
zozzle
>>673962143
Who is that
>>673961822
i would have just thrown that away
>>673962190
but it's not, that's just you being schizophrenic.
I listen to Elvis right now.
>>673961506
Holy shit that is disgusting
>>673961506
Is this legal to post this?
>>673961499
dubs of truth
>>673961506
wow shit dude take that shit down
>>673961506
ffffffffffffffuuuuuck
>>673962608
>>673962501
>>673962340
>>673962151
>>673962785
>the newest of newfags
>>673962501
>>673962608
>>673962785
Idiots
>>673961230
Lmfao you guys realize that by saying it is too edgy you gave it away? Nothing is too edgy or fucked up for 4chan, specially on /b
>>673961230
Jesus fuck man. MODS, MODS!
>>673962399
I have no fucking idea.
>>673962978
WHY ME?
WHYYYYYYYYYYY
>>673961230
EW WTF! MODSS
>>673959378
okay
>>673962632
Well i coudn't think of a better response. Good job defending my point m8
>>673961463
Lost.
>>673962069
traitor
>>673960873
The Original
>>673961546
Newfag detected
>Windows 10
Why am I not surprised?
>>673963252
his name was Eustache McGargle
>>673963265
Because it's your first day off reddit, like these faggots
>>673963297
>>673963176
>>673963147
>>673963176
>>673963297
Get out faggots
>>673961230
im less annoyed by this bullshit than the fact that he never deleted the image, how half assed can you get, and all of you faggots whiteknited the bullshit and called him out. I've seen this shit be fucking hilarious before when people rolled with it, so fuck you guys =P
>>673959378
my friend posted this in a kik chat earlier today.
>>673961506
Your time is up
>>673961783
fuck, that's a mangled looking cock
>>673961546
>Windows 10
Could you be anymore of a good goy? I bet you even have a faceberg account too.
>>673963688
hahaa newfag
>>673963554
>I've seen this shit be fucking hilarious before
Yeah...the first time it happened, after the 7840th time shit got old, obvious and boring
>=P
fuck off.
>>673963714
Nouce
Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action. He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help. In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea. As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth... He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though. So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.
>>673963484
BUT I NEVER BEEN TO REDDIT AAARGH THIS IS SO NOT FAIR PLEASE ANON-KUN SENPAI AM I NOT KAWAII
this is serious shit mang
>>673963608
Actually my time is now
>>673963554
It's never funny
>>673961506
cant tell if people "reacting" to this are trolling or retarded
>>673963937
Pretending to be a retard is so much worse than being one, at least you have a choice.
>>673964143
It's the same thing these days.
http://www.downvids.net/girl-swallows-mouse-759403.html
>>673963714
kek
>>673963558
>>673961506
>>673960271
lol
>>673963505
Damn
>>673959378
I lost before I even fucking opened the thread
>>673964475
That's nasty! You must have a really small penis to fit it in something like that!
>>673963961
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>673961822
ya but why was it so dirty though
>>673961737
Chips? Chips Handon? Is that you?
>>673964475
What the absolute fuck is wrong with you?
>>673959378
Anyone got the vid?
>>673964787
Islam is muh trigger
>>673961399
Bruh, that sounds like it would be a hr call right there
>>673961230
fake
>>673964835
i dunno, why?
>>673964835
I once found a rat skeleton in my PC. The trick is wait a few years to see why your CPU is over 60°C
>>673964835
Computers in machine/carpentry/metal fabrication shops get fucked up, they are always the oldest piece of shit and get filled up with dust and grime from all the work that is happening in the shop
>>673964475
ew hahahaha why is it shaped like that
>>673961463
fucking great
>>673961463
I can't lose to something so horribly biased towards America
>>673961230
fuck off whit u stupid bs faking faget.
>>673964475
What the fucking fuck is this ?
>>673965112
>My PC when trying to run Crysis even after all these years.
>>673964151
dude, y-you.. you're evil. Such power, such malevolence.
have mercy.
>>673964614
why this one. fuck
>>673963400
DIE
NICE DUBS
>>673960271
>Flick your bean untill you have a wet dream
Instant kek
>>673961399
fucking top kek
>>673960271
Next gen Jaboody
It's getting too easy to win here
>>673965041
>Go to HR
"So I was humming the theme from those ISIS videos..."
>"What? Why?"
"Because I watch them all the time, anyway..."
>"Say no more, I know what to do"
"But I didn't even tell you about my coworker"
>get fired next day
>>673963961
simply the best
>>673961704
Nude version?
>>673960271
shit
>>673961230
MODS
>>673963505
wow... lol. kinda rides the line of rekted and ylyl
>>673961780
Sauce
>>673965112
because is jew! yuck yuck yuck
>>673964475
Reported, fucking psycho
>>673961463
hehe that was brilliant ;)
>>673961780
lost
>>673965018
dunno why the fuck i lost at this
>>673963961
This is the funniest thing I have seen tonight.
>>673961780
its so damned hollow....
>>673966048
me either son
>>673961546
>no 'how to take a screenshot' tab
Well, this is me.
>>673960271
self-promo with same dude posting lol
>>673963370
>sin titulo.png
>>673960845
Because it's not pizza so there's no reason to yell MODSMODS
>>673961230
MODSMODSMODS
Rolling for game show host president
>>673961230
OMFG U BASTARD!!
>>673966662
Fine, nigger, have a rare gif
>>673965943
brillant
>>673966309
>>673966666
Who got quints
>>673966877
You're fired.
>>673966594
lost
>>673966496
knee grows
Does /b/ play "the game"? If you play you know what im talking about.
>>673965563
this one always gets me
>>673966877
holy fuck!
>>673966936
>rare
>>673966000
checked
>>673966000
nice trips man
>>673961463
what game is this based off of
>>673966594
Lost.
>>673961230
SWEET JESUS
>>673961230
I'm done that's it goodbye 4chan
>>673961230
saved
>>673960479
Underrated comment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-KJT1nfdZE
>>673967436
> â–²
>â–² â–²
Lemme ruin this for the both of us
http://www.daftporn.com/mobile/extreme-videos/Sick-couple-vs-dead-bear.php
>>673967460
We all know that if how if anybody rushes the stage he will grab onto his nearest secret service agent for dear life and poop his diamond studded-Trump engraved golden panties.
>>673960271
lost
>>673961230
Dude. What. The. FUCK
>>673961399
i fought it, but lost.
coworker and i hum that shit all the time - it's catchy...
>>673961230
Have fun with your b& pedo
>>673967793
>>673961230
What the duck anon
>>673967139
newfag detected
>>673967793
lost
hahahahah and fuck niggers
>>673961149
>>673961463
WW2 in a few minutes.
Thanks for the history lesson.
>>673968131
Is that Rachel fucking Dratch?
>>673959378
>DATASS.jpg
>>673967460
all those dumbass mexicans wearing the same uniform, are they the mexican military?
>>673960873
I sometimes wonder if these people just saw someone else do it wrong, and thing it was the original intent, or this is some next level meta trolling.
But this is 4 chan, so it must be the formor
>>673964787
lost
>>673961866
Nice watermark nigger
>>673967929
huh?
>>673961230
you suck man, why are such people like u mane
>>673963936
seems legit
>>673968664
>We all know how if anybody rushes the stage he will grab onto his nearest secret service agent for dear life and poop his diamond studded-Trump engraved golden panties.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9-Ry-sVhmQ
>>673961506
Hey /b/ro you might want to not post that kinda shit here. I nearly threw up on my dick.
>>673961506
moooooooooods
>>673959378
Veni.
>>673966309
>>673962069
Reddit fegg
>>673969056
wow what a cuck!
>>673961230
brb setting myself on fire
>>673968503
Lost
>>673961822
how the fuck is this so dirty
>>673965704
how fucking inadequate do you have to feel before doing this?
>going straight in cringe folder
>>673967460
Totally not retarded people following trump. This is the best
>>673969080
what kind of sick fuck puts the dryer on the left?
>>673967669
The other side.
>>673960958
Back2reddit
>>673968704
Found him! Lower right hand corner, looking traumatized.
He has seen some shit.
>>673967297
That's a flashback, haven't seen that one in years
>>673961499
Good answer.
>>673961506
What the fuck?! how could anyone be this cruel?
>>673962259
how the fuck did you rub your nipple off to the point where you chipped rubber you no life new nintendo 3ds not playing pokemon platinum gen 1 master race faggot
>>673969343
The kind that gets in a Mexican stand off alone I guess.
>>673965563
especially when you post low-tier shit like that
https://youtu.be/tRATqysGfKw
Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.
>>673967669
kek and /b/ jerks it to this guy
>>673969343
Dude you just made me hate my family for always having our dryer on the left
>>673961230
its funnier that you kept it up, kudos
>>673961230
Stop this faggot
>>673968935
I predict a public stunt that Trump will devise to try to improve his image after this real event. Because Trump now looks like a pussy after reacting so pussified in that video, there will be another incident with an actor trying to get close to him and Trump will do something to make himself look macho, like taking him down or something. But of course the majority of retards will believe it was a real random event and not a staged act. I bet this will happen. Mark my words. Screencap this. You heard it first on /b/.
>>673969388
Except the Trump quote is a real quote
That is the weakest attempt at satire ever. Watch and learn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGRAonpLeQg
>>673965229
Uh what
>>673961230
brb, washing my eyes out with bleach
>>673969195
That was the most difficult fucking thing I've ever read and I've read Les Miserables. Terrible book if you dont know French.
>>673967876
awesome website. thanks, anon
would love to see what everyone submits
>>673969569
I love you
>>673969816
PROTIP: Post monstergirls. Non-humanoid looking ones.
>>673969402
Kek.
>>673968051
this manlet appreciates it
>>673969506
I've used my regular 3DS So much that the Circlepads rubber bit is splitting from playing Smash.
They're really easy to break if you do more than lightly use it.
>>673968379
my fucking sides
