Share your deepest darkest secrets.
Also general porn thread
Me and me friend jerked off his family dog until he came. We were 11 and 10.
He was old and we were scared we'd get caught if he had a heart attack, but he didn't.
>>673949632
my mom's car tried to friend me in the back of her finger.
I fap in the shower, been doing it for over a year because its so easy to clean up, its starting ti clog and im afraid the landlord will see and kick me out or some shit
>>673949632
i might be kind of responsible for a shy slightly nerdy girl killing herself because i ignored her
Can we BUMP this you betas
>>673950426
Share story anon???
engaged in a consentual sexual relationship with my sister for 7 years. only downside is i cant get off to regular sex now.
I saw my dad's penis at a young age. I walked in on him on the bathroom, hadn't yet learned that it was a no no. It was big and thick.
I fotoshoop fake nudes of my little sister
i once scratched on a smile into my face, went to school, and threatened to kill everyone.
>when i was 10
I was raped from ages 6-9 and my sex life now is very confusing and i'm questioning my sexuality all the time. It blows.
>>673951085
hot if you're a girl. if you're a boy, you should kill yourself.
>>673949957
Lol wow same thing even same age I was eleven he was ten it was his wiener dog and I held him down. He didn't finish though he got pissed and started barking so I let go.
>>673950426
More?
Se ha Sec all ve rets?
>>673949632
I stole a candy bar as a kid. I feel bad about it sometimes.
I am atracted to my sister have not done nothing but i want to
Where's the porn fags?
Currently cheating on my gf with an old flame
I have recurring nightmares of my father molesting me. It didn't really happen but I wonder why I keep dreaming it
>>673952024
Repressed memories. It did happen anon, your subconscious wants you to remember
>>673952024
>implying you were really molested.
>>673952166
I don't think it actually happened. But I don't remember much of my childhood and he hasn't had a libido in 20 years because of a disease
I one time shot and skinned a cat for fun and I don't feel bad about it whatsoever.
Angela hui queens New York
2014 - I was in a relationship with an extremely jealous person who had depression, after a year i couldn't stand his jealousness and I broke and i didn't care, not even a little.
2016 - i'm still glad I made it.
I exposed myself to a 9yo lg
she staerd at my flacid cock as it slowly first became chubby then started to rise to full hardon slightly bobing
She smiled at me and I winked back at her
I beat my meat so hard after as soon as I got the chance
>>673952617
What size are your tits
>>673952617
>i'm still glad I made it.
poor, poor you...
I set a forest fire with my friend. I don't know what the fuck we thought we were up to but in retrospect this friend was definitely a pyromaniac. We'd go out and just make fires, they were usually small. But this time he burnt a christmas tree and the flames grew so tall they started burning the pines overhead. It spread and we left, it burned for hours. We were never even suspects
>>673952726
I hope you get cancer
Having sex with my best friend's girlfriend. Watched her kiss him within minutes of giving me a blowjob. Said nothing.
i lost my virginity to my father in mexico.
>>673952881
Jimmy is that you?
>>673952594
She's hot! Looked her up on Facebook how did you fuck that up?
I raped my mom.
i fuck my mistress sometimes on the way home from work and then fuck my wife that night
why have i no guilt? none whatsoever ;(
>>673949632
>we
>ha
>sec
>all
>ve
>rets???
>>673953214
Post pictures fag!
I molest the 8 year old girl I babysit on Wednesdays. Why? Cause I like to jizz on her bald beaver.
Hey /b/ is it weird (I'm a guy by the way) to wait for the right girl. As in i don't date because i don't believe in love anymore.
Between the ages of 12 & 21 I had a sexual relationship with my 3 year younger sister; only ass-fucking and oral until she turned 15, then took her virginity.
It was varying degrees of consensual.
>>673953534
>Why? Cause I like to jizz on her bald beaver.
that made me lol for some reason.
You didn't rape your mom you betapermavirgin
i talk to myself sometimes
>>673952797
why?
when i was 16 i was experimenting with butt stuff and once i got an empty pill bottle stuck after it slipped out of my fingers
it was in there for 3 days before i finally got it out (lots of spit and bowel pressure)
>>673954010
Don't dead open inside? What?
>>673953963
You know the rules !!
>>673950426
greentext now
I really really want see my gf being fucked by two men, doing dirty things.
>>673953650
love doesnt actually exist mate, not the way you think it does
it just turns into a partnership eventually that usually doesnt work anyway
so just fuck them all, fuck all bitches, all sizes, all smells and stay away from girls with dicks
I used to rub my Lil step sis clit and jacked off behind her. She gave be a hj once
I have a foot fetish.
>>673954244
>girls with dicks
girls with dicks are the best dude. dont knock it till you try it.
>>673954365
try what? a dick?
>>673954113
This is why I need feminism
>>673954244
Thanks Mate, Much obliged
>>673954322
YOU MONSTER
>>673951991
Cunt.
>>673954484
a feminine trap with a big dick.
>>673952726
>I was raped from ages 6-9 and my sex life now is very confusing and i'm questioning my sexuality all the time. It blows.
>you exist
>>673954365
try what mate, fucking ass?
sure i can do that with a chick and have pussy too!
dont see the point really and most of them look like guys ;(
I listen to Avril Lavigne when I'm alone.
i rub deodorant all over my back and chest and belly, not just armpits
>>673951085
You think off blowing guys.
>Faggot
>>673952952
You sir are a scumbag. If you cheat, it's best with people you don't know. You're a poor excuse for a /b/ro.
>>673954010
Saved
>>673953359
Nothing to feel bad about, just wrap it so you don't give your girls aids.
>>673952952
I can't tell who is more of a piece of shit, you or her. Kill yourself
>>673952952
worst than the pedofags and furrys on /b/.
you sir have no sense of loyalty or honor and would get murdered in a less "civilized" society.
>>673949632
When i was 8 I tried to have sex with my cat but thank god I failed.
You don't know how annoying is that your fucking boyfriend use YOUR social networks more than you and if you tell him "no" he says "you don't trust me, i will kill myself because im so sad" and then he get jealous of every friend and forbids you talk to them.
>>673955856
cat couldnt get it in your butt?
>>673955827
>mfw its your girlfriend
>>673955010
Wat?
>>673955752
i should feel guilt for not feeling guilty about what im doing but i cant
cause i dont feel any guilt.
fuck i need to stop smoking so much weed lul
>>673956015
>implying im on /b/ cause i have a gf.
I cheat on every girlfriend I have ever had with multiple partners. I currently juggle 4 girlfriends atm. Feels good /b/ros.
>>673953534
I wonder how long it will take the party van to show up at this anons house
>>673956118
Nigger /tv/ loves feet almost as much as they like big guys.
>>673956199
Don't ever quits moving weed man. Keep on fucking bitches, always cheat to keep things interesting.
>>673951991
>old flame
The 40s called they want their phrases back
>>673956368
The pretty fucked actually. You're seriously fucking with someone's emotions and sense of security when you cheat on this. That's permanent damage. And it brings on a lot more trouble than it's worth.
>>673956440
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I love my wife but I have sex with guys I find on craigslist and I jerk off to sissy trainer porn...
>>673956613
tits or gtfo
>>673950922
so... what kind of sex did you have with your sister that wasn't "regular"?
Fingered my GFs suicidal friend at a party. Didnt manage to fuck her only cus she ran of into the shower.
>>673956742
>implying I'm a girl
k
I want to get cuckolded with my wife while I watch. I'm Pakistani
>>673956554
Kek
>>673956613
I am good baby, they will never find out. I keep them 15miles from each other and I live in NYC
>>673956944
white master race with an 8 1/2 incher. will bang your wife while you hold her hand and bring me beers.
I have irresistible urges to murder people and will most likely end up a serial killer and in prison for the rest of my life
>>673956613
Sounds like fag talk. Fucking women is awesome. Fucking a lot of women is more awesome.
>>673957365
Sounds like virgin talk.
>>673956935
You'd better be with a soft ass faggoty opinion like that.
>>673957248
kik me katchem_ash
I am a non-offending pedophile. I have broken no laws (it's debatable whether I have broken any laws of nature though) Come at me moralfags.
>>673949632
i used to fuck my best friends mom.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYyZJCD49U4
>>673958068
if you had a daughter, and another pedofag wanted to "date" your daughter, how would that make you feel?
i'm a pedo please kill me thx.
>>673958068
watching cp counts as breaking the law
>>673958068
>laws of nature though
Do the nature police arrest you for those? Do you have to go to tree court?
>>673958238
Horny?
>>673958238
bad because only he fucks her
>>673956829
meant to say that sex with anyone other than her is doesnt get me off. the fact that she was/is my sister was what made it really erotic.
>and she was jb too, so there was that as well.
>>673957339
If you haven't started by now, your never going to
My ex-best friend killed himself because when he came out to me as gay, I told him I wouldnt tell anyone as long as hes fine with me cutting contact with him, for the next few weeks hed call me 9 times a day saying he was joking and shit like that until he eventually killed himself, his last message said that no matter what Id always be his best friend.
>>673958284
No. The special branch deal with that sort of thing.
I do furry scat roleplaying, and get off to playing as a baker pony who shits in her food and gives it to her friends.
>>673949632
I viciously crave dick
>>673958409
what?
>>673958447
i read at another chan that pedofags dont necessarily engage in incest. dont know if true. just saying.
I almost killed myself over something that was entirely my fault and tried to blame it on my parents.
>>673954663
I agree.
>>673958068
how low do you go anon?
>>673958541
I just hope they would be able to rehabilitate you, everyone deserves to turn over a new leaf.
>>673957503
Nah son. Getting laid is crazy easy. Literally the least of my worries.
>>673958238
Only if he brings his daughter or wife along for fair trade.
>>673959068
you should lend some money to a muslim.
they pull shit like that all the time.
>>673959207
>muslim
kebab need not apply
from the ages of 13-17 i would take my dick and put it in my asshole. Im not into it anymore, but man it was the best orgasms ever. Oh I fucked my cousin once
>>673958244
people think i'm being ironic...
>>673951085
Heheheh, 69
Got a handjob from my friend's sister. Twice. Once on his floor, once on his bed. Do I feel bad? Yeah. Would I let it happen again? Yes.
A 14 year old and I masturbate to each other as she walks home from school.
This started when she was 11 and I would flash my dick to her.
>>673953650
It's probably unusual but I'm the same way as far as waiting for the right girl. Do date because do believe in love
otherwise why wait for anything?
>>673959882
underage b&
>>673960149
Nice try buddy.
I'm in my 20s now.
>>673959524
>teenargers have deteachable dick?
all i wanted to do was fit in when i moved to phoenix from a small town in north dakota on my 13th birthday. became one of the bad kids, started doing every drug under the sun. somehow met a man and his family involved with the sinaloa cartel from mexico. start moving bricks of shitty schwag for him. fell into methamphetamine. cold stiffed my connect and still owe him a hundred bucks (not counting the load i never moved) and to this day i always am watching my back because i only live a few miles from him. fell deeper into meth. starting making it via the one pot method for myself because i was a fucking tweeker scumbag. enrolled into college, blew the 6k in loans i got on meth weed and TF2 and a couple shitty motorcycles. got arrested and spent 3 days in jail and managed to turn my life around. quit meth cold turkey. still havent had G to this day and its been a year and 3 months. my family doesnt care about me. not one bit. they treat me like im there but they dont give 2 fucks about me. it really hurts my heart. i just scored a huge promotion at a job i took a huge gamble on and am actually making 35k a year now for the fisrt time in my life at the age of 25. until the first big paycheck rolls in my butthole is puckered every time i commute to work because idk how long my bike will last and i cant fuck this up. especially cuz im doing so well at it. quit smoking bud exactly 29 days ago. feeling good about myself and how far ive come, but i havent had a girlfreind since i was 22 and my terrible family life and i have ZERO freinds because i ditched them all to get clean. i am very lonely. i get shit all the time because im an attractive young man, but im poor and dont have shit. i just wish someone would care about me. ask me how im doing, actually give a fuck. I almost died many times, but the one that sticks out to me the most was my freind getting fucked up during a deal inside a shady house loaded with nameless thugs with rifles. almost lost it. my future... :\
oldfag here. [literally]
had sex with my mother throughout my teens. would feel awful after every single time. but would do it again anyways. weird how hormones work.
I want to tittyfuck my cousin.
I'm gay. I'm not sure if it's even worth hiding, but I feel like people have high expectations for me.
It's not as bad as some of the fucked up shit here
>>673958499
wow you are fucked up
>>673953963
Classic female insecurity.
Instead of ignoring it because of the obvious purpose of the question (tits or GTFO), she responds due to that irresistible nagging feeling that her problems are somehow related to the size of her tits.
I make my gf prentend to be my aunt during sex. We also talk about us fucking her big tittied daughter (my cousin) at the same time.
>>673950224
my fingers car tried to back me in the friend of her mom
>>673961437
yeah sure im the fucked up one not the gay guy
fuck off
>>673962264
Ya, dude being gay is not a choice. Gay freinds are great.
>>673950689
no special story. she tried to talk to me a lot but i didn't care much for her. treated her with respect but otherwise just tried to let her know i didn't really care for her. she didn't have any friends at all and just sort of tried to stick to me all the time.
some days before she killed herself she got very weird and a even more clingy and i made bullshit excuses for why i was too busy to talk to her at all. went out with some friends and i think she found out.
killed herself with pills a few days later.
dunno if i should feel bad about it. i sort of do but then again it's not really my responsibility to keep people alive or anything and i never treated her downright poorly, never did anything worse than ignoring her. never talked shit about her or said anything bad about her to anyone.
>>673962264
why didn't you just tell him how you felt about him? pretty obvious you were in love with him.
>>673949632
cheated on my gf 2 times, without letting the girls i cheated with know that im in a relationship.
neither knows my gf
one of the girls still tells me she loves me, even if it was 2yrs ago,
the other said onenight stand without feelings is cool, but still texts me things like "how are you tiger" and stuff.
the first time i thought "ok you just wanted to fuck another women once" but now i think whenever i get the opportunity to cheat on my gf i will use it cause sex is awesome and i like the difference of girls.
>>673962638
yeah yeah im gay good one.
>>673962517
Its still disgusting, what I asked him for wasnt incredibly impossible.
>>673963023
dude you go to 4chan /b/, you see more dicks than a whore in Thailand
>>673962736
welcome to the club anon.
long term gf, three girls on the side right now. One of them knows about my gf and the other two don't.
I'm a typical dudebro but I trap every now and then (mostly while gaming).
Wearing my collar and stockings right now.
>>673963362
Not looking at them is quite easy, but if you look for them obviously youll see a whole bunch.
I'm a guy and had my first sexual experience with my step brother, I was 15 and he was around 14. We messed around maybe 3 or 4 times. Made me realize I'm bi.
Also I pee sitting down cuz dat comfort.
I have a homo crush on my best and only friend who I've never met in person
>>673949632
I killed Mufasa
>>673963626
Let me guess, you are 15?
>"We ha Sec all verets"
what language is this? I dont even
>>673951246
fucked but kek
>>673963626
kek - everyone on this board is at LEAST bisexual. You're either trolling, in denial, or just a shitty person.
>>673949632
when i was 20 i got a girl pregnant and she had the kid. as far as i know she and i are the only people who know i'm the father.
a brief synopsis
>be me, 20, in college
>gf the same
>both of us have money problems
>she drops out of school and moves back home about 500 miles away
>i want to be with her so i hitch hike to visit her
>this makes my money problems worse
>so i drop out of school
>i decide to move back to my hometown on the other side of the country
>on the way i visit gf
>she's living with her parents who hate me
>blame her dropping out of school on me
>gf and i have night before i have to leave
>didn't tell me she stopped taking the pill because she had no money
>a month or so later get a call from her
>"i'm pregnant and i'm having the kid"
>we never spoke again
>it's been 18 years and everyday i am happy i dodged that bullet
for the last decade I've been stealing as much potential blackmail material as possible. Mostly people I know but also complete strangers if the opportunity is there.
So far I've got files on hundreds of people. Nudes, proof of crimes, financial records, infidelity, etc.
>>673958499
Damn dude even though i know it's bullshit it still gets me
>>673964098
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>>673953534
I can't wait until she tells her parents
>>673963944
Currently 19 was 17 then
>>673964098
Stay delusional.
>>673964202
Believe whatever you want.
>>673958068
same. i try to stay away from cp
>be me 10 years ago
>19 and i'm at this party
>A midget err excuse me, "little person was there
>I was drunk as fuck and for some reason wanted to fuck this little person
>She was horrific, and in hindsight i am not sure why I wanted to
>Approach her "Hey fun party huh" I said while looking down (I'm almost 7 feet tall)
> ya she giggles in this weird helium sounding voice
Shall i cont?
>>673964780
yes plz
>>673960654
How you doing?
>>673964191
Pretty good idea, /b/ro.
>>673952465
pedophilia is not a disease
Stevie?!?!
Go to bed you little cockroach!
>>673964780
>So I ask her if she wants to dance
>Her friend looks at me in the eyes "That's not fucking funny".
>lawl her friend was a solid 9/10
>The helium voice sparked up again "Sure if you can handle this".
>She starts dancing in this strange erotic way. Actually it reminded me of Charlie and the chocolate factory Umpa lumpas.
>Not sure how i did not laugh
>With our height difference her head is like up on my dick .
>Some song plays (don't remember way to drunk) she starts rubbing her skull of my package
>The snake has started to grow
>She can tell, and she smiles this toothy grin up towards me
Cont
I've started buying and eating microwave kids meals. They taste better than the adult versions and they seem to have put more effort into convenient design.
I'm a 30 year old man.
>>673958499
Nice job faggot
>>673949632
My family and friends still think that I can't see from my right eye, i'm still ashamed to have lied that much when I think about it.
I have to pretend all the time that I can't see with that eye to keep the lie going. It's been 14 years, i can't unfold that lie.
>>673966017
Thanks friendo.
>>673949632
we ha sec all ve rets
>>673951085
It doesn't matter if you're a male or female. It does matter that you feel like you were raped. It also matters that you feel like you don't know what your true sexual identity is now. I'm happy to have a mature conversation about this if you want. Everyone should be comfortable with their sexuality regardless of what it is.
>>673965267
:) thanks for asking.
just concerned that my transportation wont last until i get a few checks to get something half decent to commute on and save up money.
want to move the hell out again (for the 4th time heh)
otherwise generally doing ok today. it felt good to vent for once.
holy fuck you all need to get your fucking shit together
>>673966008
Same boat, brother
The tenders are fucking scrum dilly
>>673962567
not poppin her cherry first
shite , any pic ?
>>673966209
>implying any of this shit is true.
>kek.
>>673958499
Should have fucked his boipussy before he offed himself
>>673965965
do want
>>673966031
What do you gain from this? Sympathy?
I want to have sex with my male best friend, im literally obsessed with him i want him to cum down my throat.
>>673954244
fucking wisdom right here
I grabbed my sisters tits.
>>673966363
mine is
>>673963538
>>673951085
I know someone like you, she has the same issue as you. It's a terrible thing
>>673966475
try cuming down her throat.
>get on my level fag.
>>673966177
what a faggot advice
kill yourself or better go on a rampage kills
mad respect if you do the latter
>>673966393
Disguisting AF fam.
>>673966144
You're not the faggot, your friend is
>>673966511
everyone knows you're a huge faggot.
thats not a secret.
>>673966150
What?
>>673965965
Continue
>>673966745
maybe a bit
every now and then
>>673965965
>Her helium voice starts up again "Hey maybe we could go to your car?".
>I for whatever reason say "nah one more dance" even though I am as HARD AS A MIGHTY COBRA.
>The midget... ERR little person is using her huge head to shield my awesome boner from fellow drunks.
>Helium voice again "anon you are so fucking huge, but you are going to show your boner to everyone else, and i want that inside me before it fades".
>This would normally be hott, but think of an umpalumpa in a cheap cocktail dress telling you this. At the time I was pretty fucked up so it did indeed sound hot.
cont
>>673953675
Explain ?
does anyone know the link to this video?
>>673966767
they have all secrets or some shit.
my guess is these threads are supposed to gather info on people and then blackmail them with such info.
which is why you shouldnt post shit that is actually true.
also: i fucked my dog, mother, sister, father, etc...
>>673952024
I've had similar dreams, with my dad and older brother. I'm really not sure if it actually happened, my dad and brother are just really aggressive and scare me. I know I've repressed other abuse.
>>673949632
I once had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
>>673966418
Absolutely nothing, I used to be a little stupid kid.
I got hit in the face real hard, my sight went blurry for a long moment, everyone lost their shit when i told them I can't see.
Shit escalated out of control. Went to doctors to do shitloads of tests.
I had no problem in reality, it's only natural to have that "blurry sight" when you get it. I misinterpret that, and it began a lie I couldn't stop. The more time passes by, the less is likely i'm gonna tell anyone
>>673966948
proceed
>>673963820
monster
>>673950426
Catfish man?????!!!!
I put a sharpie in my pooper once. It was alright, nothing to get worked up about.
>>673967273
reported.
I can suck my own dick
>>673967160
just post your shit without anything that obviously identifies you. anybody reading this has exactly as much information as you to go on with.
source: I am an internet detective
>>673967690
pics or didn't happened
>>673966948
>she somehow uses her midget powers and drags me away from the dance floor
>Fuck she is draging me by the balls
>I scream
>Everyone looks at us approaching the front door
>Her hot friend says "You putting anon to sleep"." to midge.
>Midge says ya he's had a lot
>These are parts i don't remember, but my buddy later helped fill in the blanks
>Hot friend told midge "Just put him in my room, until he cools out".
>Midge says something else, to her.
>"He and I may HANG out up there". when she said He it seemed like some kinda code/
>hot friend responded, don't put him in my bed, on the floor would be fine
cont
>>673967743
thanks internet detective.
what do you usually internet detective about anyways?
>>673949632
We ha Sec all ve rets
>>673964191
This is awesome. Give some advice on how to get nudes proof of infidelity etc.
>>673949632
I want to get fucked by a horse.
I want to do a rape fantasy with a stranger.
I camwhore on /soc/.
The scariest:
I want to get married and have kids soon.
I think that's all of them.
>>673954970
That pic just made me giggle
Femanon and I put deodorant under my tits as well as my inner thighs. Helps with chafing.
darkest secret? I play rotmg
>>673967877
you gotta write faster for real
I killed a dog by slitting it's throat. I was drunk as fuck and pinned a pug fingering it. I killed lots of rats. I convinced two girls to kill themselves. One on live stream many years ago . When I was 6 I was kidnapped 3 times . When I was 4 I helped to kill a kid same age by
influencing him to swollow a smoking firecracker called the witches fart.
I pretend to care about my wife when I really just keep her around so I don't feel lonely. I have a bestiality fetish and have sucked a dog's dock and balls.
You wouldn't know my background if you ever saw me.
>>673952952
you're actually garbage
>>673968392
>I want to get fucked by a horse.
same
gotta love those meaty cocks and plump balls
>I camwhore on /soc/.
I wanted to do the same but I'm too shy
post pics
>>673949632
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>>673949632
Sometimes when I was little, in the bathroom I shoved a flexible clear platic tube up my butt. It was long enough so that I could blow into it. It would fill my anus with air then I would fart it out. I tried smelling it of course, but it only smelled like shit, not that generic fart smell. One time I tried farting that I got shit all over the bathtub. It was a hard time explaining that to my mom.
>>673968514
>She leads me up what feels like millions of stairs
>We finally reach hot bitches room
> She tosses me into the bed
>Fucking break the bed
>She turns on the light
>approaches me
>you are so big, i gotta have it in me
>Pulls off my basketball shorts
>My semi ercet penis stands between us
> In the helium voice "DAMN"
>Sticks my dick in her weird mouth
>Toothy BJ
> Start getting harder
cont, also sorry for slowness wasn't sure if it was being read
>>673953650
I felt the same as you a little while ago, i didnt want to just admit my mediocracy and date an ordinary chick. But i eventually said "fuck that" and now I'm pretty happy for the first time in a while. There are other ways to make my life meaningful. from experience, i advise you to do the same.
>>673960654
You're in a tough transition from one shit hole life to a far better one. Keep going no matter what. Even if you get setbacks, keep going, you can do it if you got this far. You're bound to face tough breaks, but never even think of going back to those shit friends or shit life.
>>673967987
identifying people online, usually by accumulating all the little slips they make and figuring out unique characteristics to link shit together.
on /b/ you have to be pretty lazy or careless to be at risk of me. I occasionally do it but it leads to dead ends more often than not.
>>673953963
Because no one gives a shit about your worthless opinions now be a good whore and flash your gash for us before promptly fucking off and never coming back.
>>673960654
This could be a nice rap
>Almost two decades ago
>Still in high school
>Buying coke from a dealer I barely know because my normal guy got arrested
>Can't wait because I'm going through half to three quarters a week
>Cops come in the front, I'm in the back
>Book it down the back stairs
>Bolting down an alley
>One cop is chasing me
>He's completely alone
>He's fast
>Round a corner, stop, wait
>Hit him in the face with a chunk of asphalt as he comes around blind
>Impact was hard enough I broke one of my carpals
>Immediately knew I fucked up bad because he's having a seizure
>Don't call for help, just get the fuck out of there
>Found out later he's on disability
>He's a burden to his family
>His life ending turned mine around
>Still kind of feel like fuck him for wanting to end my life over nothing
>>673968544
>I have a bestiality fetish and have sucked a dog's dock and balls.
Same )^:
I want to kill myself whenever I finish. Tips on not feeling guilty?
>>673949632
I have no interest in a relationship with anyone, i just put on a show for those around me. its better to be alone.
>>673966655
You should ask yourself where all of your anger is coming from. But we both know the answer to that. You hate yourself and your life. You feel like everyone else has what you don't. So instead of crying about it, you lash out at anyone who has the courage to live a life that you don't. Instead of dishing hatred, just try looking inward. Find some strength. You're better than you think you are. You are more important than you know. You try to hurt with your words because you don't know how to use them to heal. Start by practicing on yourself. Tell yourself the things you need to know. You can find peace, but it will require being honest with yourself first.
>>673969038
>She stops
>How do you feel about anal she asked in that fucking horrific voice
>I start laughing
>"Hey anon look over here"
>Midge starts stripping
>Kinda sober up
>It's a fucking hairy mess down there.
>She starts sucking, or actually trying to suck on one of her strange mis-shaped boobs
>She climbs on top of me
>Her bush is wide and she starts grinding me
>Helium voice stars up again
>"You got a condom anon, I'm on birth control so no worries if not.
>Panic a bit
>dont want to daddy a midget
cont
>>673969265
sounds cool. who pays you for this shit, and do you make a good living?
This one time, it was dead winter about 17 degrees outside and me and my buddy were walking around town. This crazy old homeless man came up to us asking for change and when we said no he said "ok do you know where I can find some shelter I'm really cold." So my buddy told him there was this homeless shelter at the end of this road that everyone knew went on for miles off into the woods and ended at a water treatment plant. He believes us and started making his way in the direction that we gave him. 2 days later he was found frozen to death on the side of that road.
>>673949632
It's not too bad, but I have sexual fantasies about my best friend and last time he was at my house I squeezed his ass and rubbed his dick through his pants. I didn't want to wake him up, he is the only person I have ever felt truly gay towards.
>>673968179
just use opportunities as they come up. It helps to know how to computer.
if you get access to somebodys phone or computer alone for a few minutes, you can probably pull off a fair bit of useful data. I've done it with them sitting two feet away from me.
I've got access to a few corporate email servers, so siphoning off all the email to trawl through later is no problem. In the past I've grabbed email/password databases and used them, run rogue wifi hotspots, etc. whatever works.
>>673951316
No. Wehasec allverets.
>>673969752
That was beautiful, i'm not that poster but i've been striving to be a less bitter person ever since i've gotten over my depression, its almost been four years. Thank you op.
>>673950426
Top kek
>>673952881
my story is literally identical to yours, except it was a large log, and i turned myself in out of guilt. had to take a 5 hour fire safety course to avoid getting charged with arson
>>673969767
maor
>>673968544
wanna be friends
>>673970146
I should add that he was asleep at the time
>>673969767
go on dude
Finish the fucking midget story
>>673969566
I just don't care. We both feel good. If you're feeling guilty it's probably because you still have empathy for the dog or something. Once you've killed a dog you just can never really bring yourself to truely love one like a companion. That's probably why I just don't care.
>>673969975
usually just individuals. When somebody is threatening you or talking shit or leaking information people get pretty motivated to find out who it is. I spent a few days figuring out where a really secretive blogger lived because one girl was just really fucking angry about her recipes.
it's definitely not a living, just a hobby that earns a bit of cash. I enjoy doing it. You get a rush when the pieces finally come together and you've solved this elaborate puzzle.
>>673969767
midget midget midget
>>673970552
No.
I fuck my 13yo cousin on a regular basis.
>>673971034
you deserve to die, I'd kill if i had the chance
>>673967013
It started out as just touching, but I escalated it to fucking her ass pretty quickly. At first she thought it was fun, then spent a couple years asking me to stop, then really started to get into it around the time she turned 13.
Eventually we were doing it every chance we could get, adding standard fucking to the rotation after she asked me to "finish what I started."
Then she went off to an out of state college & we gradually trailed off. Still friends, still talk, never mention it anymore.
>>673949632
Nice try NSA
I dont know what i want in life, i feel like a sissy fagot, i love to wear high heels and panties, and sometimes i feel like a woman, im kinda bi, and i feel to insecure to try a real dick
>>673969767
>She rubs her mess all over me
>She inserts my dick into her.. Not sure which hole.. but im in
>She bearing down on me
>"OH god anon"
>I feel like im gonna puke
>She leans down to my chest
>FUCK it looked like she dislocated her spine to do this
>She licks my nipples
>I begin to climax
>raw dog inside. Of which hole I don't know
>I ask her "I'm in your ass right?"
>She says "No, but don't cum baby i forgot to take my pill".
>Panic
>shes still riding
>PANIC
>Idea comes over me
>Fuck her near window of upstairs accidentally "push her out".
>No baby
>win win
> Pick her little boddy up and proceed to window
>OH YOU SO STRONG
>She says mashing my no longer hard cock
>Have her on hot bitches desk
>She screaming
>OH YES OH GOD
>Helium voice so not that hot
cont
>>673949632
i have killed somebody with my bike in a crash with another bike and then proceed to keep my way and no one ever since have found me ^^
Times to times i think to this girl dead and sayd to myself what a fucking bitch deserve to die
sure im camming now xcamers.com
>>673971560
fucking kek
>>673951991
fgt kill yourself
I think I was raped as a kid (vague memories, unsure if they're real or implanted)
My parents have each walked into my room while extremely drunk and naked
My neighbor and I have been jerking each other off for the past 8 years now. Started back in 5th grade
>>673970370
It's an honor. I know what it's like when you feel hopeless. You can dream about a better life, but it seems impossible for you to achieve. Everyone else seems to have had advantages that you don't. For many people it's true. That just makes our struggle harder. But that also means our rewards are bigger. Think of it like the best video game ever made. The clues to succeeding are hidden throughout the game. Usually we know what they are, but we are always trying to find a shortcut. Just be respectful of everyone, whether you think they deserve it or not. Be nice to everyone, whether you think they deserve it or not. Anger is just another form of fear. Find the fear and you can face it. Face the fear and you are free from anger. I also imagine that everyone, every single person, is just another manifestation of me. That I will experience every minute of that life first hand. I truly believe this. This helps me wish good things for others and have compassion for those most would not.
>>673949632
when i was 16 i killed a frog by volontary steping on it with a brutal and fast move
it killed it instantly i spread him like shit in a one hit im prety sure he didn't had time to realize
>>673971317
Kiss my ass
>>673971560
and then???
>>673971560
>little boddy
>>673972057
body my bad
I learned how to eat pussy when I was 10 from my 16yo baby sitter
>>673952952
Kill yourself, you pieces of sub human shit!
>>673953029
how fgt
>>673967133
Heard it was NaughtyAmerica.cum, faggot
>>673972164
>>673972057
No need to apologise. It just made me laugh so hard for some reason.
>>673972205
Iwish I was you.
>>673953359
Leave your wife? fgt
>>673952952
I hope you will die the slowest and most painfull death imagineable.
>>673953534
Piece of shit. kill yourself
>>673961339
deception for the world
>>673968544
Go kill yourself you fuckhole.
>>673958114
Is that an actual picture of her? If so she seems young/weirdly endowed. And pretty hot
>>673951438
zoz
>>673972017
i don't hate you, if that isn't stupid bait i feel sad about you. you already killed everything that's worthy inside a human being, you're so broken that you wouldn't even kill yourself. but you know you deserve to die
I am a furry
>>673969566
Kill yourself instead.
>>673971560
>Bitch is about half way out the window
>Dick becomes somewhat live again
>Shes loving it
>I'm about to cum
>she says in that demon voice
>She starts to shake, and moan
>Ditch that bitch out the window
>Most horrific thing i've ever done
>Look as she falls into a large rose bush
>Her small body vanishes
>Stil really drunk, midge brought up some vodka
>Start crying
>Down half a bottle
>Pass out
>I get awoken by 8/10 bitch
>Shes grinding on me
> Kissing my neck
>OH FUCK
cont
>>673966435
show tits
>>673972833
same
>>673955929
let him kill himself
>>673949632
Got my sister to put my dick in her mouth when i was younger.
Also I like underage/petite girls and that fucks me up.
>>673972914
What
>>673971560
>>673972914
tfw can't find good midget porn
>>673972914
fuck off, you're fucking slow. you were drunk. fucked an ugly midget. end of the story
>>673967273
no doggy?
>>673960706
Details plz
>>673971034
Would fuck your shit up for a very long time, refusing to kill you for even longer even after you start to beg
>>673952952
zozz
>>673950224
Gotta love Anagramms
