Hold right there comrade!
We've had reports of german spies around here, show my your service papers and you can go.
Singles: Alright comrade, you're clean, go about your duties.
Dubs (Even): Fucking fascist! Guards, detain him! Interrogate him later!
Dubs (Odd): What are you doing here soldier!? Your papers say you should be on lookout duty! Execution by sundown for deserting your post!
Trips: Ah, the new commander it seems, welcome to our division, your barracks should be on the other side of the camp.
Trips(99 & 00): What? You're here to relieve me and take my position? Very well comrade.
Quads: Comrade Stalin! I am sorry I did not recognize you! You have my deepest apologies, I will make sure we root out these fascists.
Gimme the quads
Kill yourself
ricketyroll
>>673946688
Rip
>>673946688
ON THE FUCKING GROUND FASCIST!
>>673946450
trips
>>673946450
The fascist scum will soon drown in a sea of Red.
Last fascist i saw was through my rifle lenses
>>673946688
>be Stalin
>doing busy Soviet work for the motherland
>see dubs
"I have to kill this man"
>walk into interrogation
"I'll interrogate this man"
>prison begs for his life
>pussy. jpg
>ask him where orange juice comes from
>"from concentration camps."
>>673946688
A fascist impersonating Stalin? BY MARX
>>673947266
*Points*
Found the fascist Commissar!
jews
Я должен быть чистым . Отец Сталин помочь мне , если я не являюсь.
H-Hello comrade! Nothing new to report!
Here you go sir! No cowards here!
>>673946450
hello comrades
fascists, amirite?
Hail
>>673947733
Not by your fucking post!?!?! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE SUKA!??!
Glory to the Motherland.
>>673947905
Tovarish! Please! You know me, I was just lost! Don't do this!
Work niggers the sun is high
HEIL HITLER
the only good fascist is a dead one
Rollerino
>>673948077
You with the other one? >>673948077
I want these two executed by sundown, by a firing squad.
Jawoll!
>>673948188
Nice try frtiz, take him away. I dont want to see any fascists here.
fuck
>>673948336
aw bloody hell we were fucking caught
we gotta leave
Let's send fascist to their imaginary hell
>>673946450
comrade
quads owned
Rollcialism
>>673946450
Hey comrade, keep the good work
Defeat the communist tyrants!
>>673949228
>>673949475
>>673949758
>>673949874
>>673949924
Clean, clean, and clean. About your business! Look lively! You have an outpost to attack!
>>673948455
The fuck are you doing here, your post is on the west front, execution commence!
>>673946450
Rawl
>>673949961
What are you implying Ivan? Do you oppose our Ideology? You understand that earns you the noose...
Hello comrade.
I have nothing to hide! I fight for the soviet people!
>>673950325
Grilled children with vegetables or potato soup, the choice is yours private
>>673950466
Oh, but you do. Fritz.
>>673950566
Posing as the cook Fritz?
>>673950466
You keep telling yourself that you fascist scum!
I ain't no gahddang facist, I sell communism and communism ideas!
>>673950705
Ah shit, gotta roll to the other side, forgot to give the boys their breakfast.
>>673946450
Comrade
I've been detached to help drive the fascists out of Stalingrad, I dont have much time before we depart, but yes, you can check me.
>>673951222
Hello Commander! Put in a good word for me with the Commissar, eh?
>>673946450
Roll
>>673946450
check em
t4nk13
>>673946450
Roll
>>673946450
GOT EM
C-comm..I..Ssar..? No f-fascist scum here...
For the motherland
Heil mein Führer! Err I mean long live Stalin!
>>673951983
Ehh.... New?
Tfw I'm a furfag
This is for Hans
I'm totally not Hitler.
>>673946450
Sir.. Sir! I'm trying yo get to Controller School, may have a sign in and stamp please?
>>673952511
Execute this man, he is a deserter.
Hello Comrades
rollerino
sieg heil!
>>673952511
Is that why you left your post? To ask me? To be executed by a firing squad in two hours.
Death to capitalist pig-dogs.
Sir, I am waiting
We may be allies but you're sitll capitalist scum
>>673952905
Clean, on with your duties.
How dare you insult comrade Stalin. Go to gulag.
Need vodka
>>673952712
>>673952811
No no sir. Please don't kill me. I have a mark and orders in my book. Here look.. ( shakingly pulls out book and puts hands in air)
No fascists here, comrade.
Well...
HEIL!!!!
Glory to czar nikolas
roll.
>>673953379
I saw one over there!
>>673946450
Roll for the motherland
Sorry no dubs here I am just a lowly filthy Jew cuck named Bernie Sanders
>>673953666
Satanic trips.
Rell
Have you seen any Jews around here comrade? They need a shower.
>>673946450
How goes it Dimitri?
Rerollin for Stalin
>>673953666
Satan is new commander.
Communist trips
I am clean, comrade
>>673953666
You must be the new commisar Satankovic
I'm not up to any antics, I swear.
>>673953766
Ok, but sir here is my arms card. Surely my Gaurd ID is recognized.
>>673954997
Fuck off traitor. - J. Stalin (p.s. go to double gulag.)
KIROV REPORTING!!
(Chuckles jewishly)
>>673955344
>>673953766
I don't think these need an escort. Officer!
Uh, Ich haven't zeen any Fascists Kamraden.
>>673946450
Roll
I think there's some fascists in my peel. Check em
>>673955502
Guten ta- I mean hello, are you intrested in a shower?
>>673954522
FASCIST!! Guards, arrest this man, going to execute this scum at dawn
gay
>>673956066
Stop right there fascist scum you are being detained.
Get out of my way soldier
>>673946450
*Hides Nazi releated objects in attic*
Fascists? I haven't seen them comrade.
Rolling for Stalin.
but I dindu nuffin
>>673946450
roll for Hitler
>>673956432
God damn it, reroll.
>>673956468
Well I am going to give up.
>>673946450
guess what nazis. i used to fuck hitlers mom.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYyZJCD49U4
>>673956145
Heil Hitler!
witness
God bless the Tsar.
>>673956216
Fuck off ruskie, this one's for murica.
Tsar Nicholas didn't do nuffin wrong.
>>673957263
Nyet, this job is for Comrade Stalin.
>>673956999
Witnessed. Welcome commander.
Reporting in, comrade!
Fuck communism.
>>673946450
here you go!
Communism? What about imperialism
This machine kills fascists
>>673957637
Tsar Nicholas II for Tsar of Russia, he will make Russia great again.
>>673957637
Nyet.
>>673952856
Shut your mouth. We've got a war to win!
Besides, we're allies, remember?
Now me, I'll be killin' some Jap scum.
I'm not a dirty nazi.
>>673957389
This is President Reagan, and I demand custody of the facist.
get got
You should be sorry
>>673946450
I ain't no jerry
>>673958055
Fucking spineless deserter... Men, take him away, I want him dead in less then 2 hours.
Nigger
>>673958077
>>673958055
DESERTERS! GET THEM COMMISSAR!
>>673946450
No spies here, comrade.
>>673957875
Sorry comrade, I forgot. I had too much vodka.
>>673946450
Lovely day isn't it, comrade! My, I sure do love collectivized agriculture and mandatory labor! I'll just be going back to my post now...
>>673958291
Nyet, we have found a few.
Clean, you may go.
>>673957605
Not right now, buddy. After the war we'll deal with them.
Right now we got some Nazis and Japs to kill!
>>673956876
BANG
>
Fuckin fascist
>>673957913
Fuck off Reagan you ain't getting the fascist.
Presents fake identification, /b/ut......
Oh uh yeah here you go.
Red leader reporting in.
>>673958344
I told you Americans were useful!
Found one!
Anyone seen Stalin?
>>673946450
Rollin'
>>673958480
My F-16s say otherwise.
>>673958594
Fascist helped us find a fascist... Well done...
>>673958723
Always happy to help.
>>673958688
You're being detained fascist scum, take him to the interrogation room.
Hallo Comorades! Vodka Vodka Vodka!
>>673958723
I'm not a fascist... I'm a capitalist, and right now we're allies.
Stalin reporting in
>>673958688
detained
Boris reporting
>>673959222
Commander, shall I tell the comissar?
Good day, comrade
>>673959222
*salutes*
forgot to feed the parking meter, sorry
>>673957723
Cereal man
>>673959389
Proceed
here i am just digging a hole in the back yard
No dubs here sir
Only singles here, my comrade. For mother russia.
comrade samefag reporting for sameing
of course comrade
I'm just taking my dog for a walk. I don't have secret plans hidden in my anus. No sir.
>>673958887
Offbyone.jpeg
Almost mistook you for comrade Stalin...
>>673946450
roll
>>673959496
Jawohl befehlshaber
Ummmm wery well commander
>>673946450
im just a humble farmer that got conscripted like you comrade look at my paper
Hello comrades
>>673957605
Nice try at pushing consumer choice as freedom, U.S. of A. What an exhausted, shallow,
mind-fucked, commercial propaganda system y'all got ther 'muricah. Yer freeeeee! to lick
boots for $4.50/hour.
kek check
>>673959965
Bi-lingual, huh? We may assign you to the spy detachment, as for now, about your duties soldier.
Filfth
Stalin here, go to gulag.
rollin rollin rollin
r o l l
Comrade! Comrade...
Here comes Stallin
>>673961222
Cool, first trips ever
>>673961222
You must be the new Commander Paul Stalin.
ok
Reporting in
Heil Hitler.
I swear to god, I have papers that will explain why I am here.
>>673946450
Rawling Comrade
>>673961569
>>673961597
>>673961687
Clear, clear, and clear along with a conflicted soldier.
>>673946450
roll
Rolling for mother Russia.
they see me rollin
rOLLERINO
Buenos dias, can I come your good border? Yes I hijo del madre Rusia.
>>673962708
Gracias comrade, have day good.
Niggers.
>>673961917
>>673962164
>>673962305
>>673962409
All clean.
>>673962708
and a Spanish-speaking Ted Cruz?
Uh... We will niow refer to you as Red Cruz. Welcome Soldier.
>>673960179
'Salutes then proceed'
Rollerino
>>673946450
For mother russia
Chaiman mao is my uncle
Rolling comrades
alright
Rolling.
>>673963344
Good for you Fritz.
I am not a spy.
I'm Russian Guyovich
>>673963888
Silly commander
>>673946450
roll for whatever
i am no spy sir
>>673946450
I love hitler my dude
rolling comrade
It is I, Big Boss. Who would like to join the MSF?
>>673946450
Rolling
Roll you fucking commies
>>673963888
A fucking undercover commander
Did you guys even know that would be possible?!?!
No even dubs here officer
now
rollerino
>>673964028
>>673964817
ayy what can I say
Heil Hitler, Ich mean Heil Stalin.
Check me
>>673963888
How's the krauts doing while on your spywork?
>>673965320
i backstabbed them all.
Ich ben ein berliner
>>673965283
Sorry sir, I was at the brewery and slept for the night there
Привет
Ve are all Communists reich?
>>673965507
that is fine.
>>673946450
STALIN REPORTING FOR DUTY.
why all the german hate
>>673965464
Did leader Stalin gave you the hero of the Soviet Union medal?
Nothing to see here, comrade
>>673946450
HEIL HITLER!
Where are you Alexei?
Ich bin americana, Komrad
>>673965848
no. he gave me a hat.
i fucking love hats.
>>673946450
Fuck?
>>673965631
Wery well sir
Saluting the great spy cmmander''
>>673946450
Don't mind me I'm just a jew
>>673946450
roll
hello
Kek
>>673966084
Sir, the air raid siren.....we need to go
>>673962708
He is a top level CSIS agent recruited in Ottawa to subvert the American political system. And look, there is no democracy in America and he's got them eating their bibles. It's working!
Good job, Agent Cruz, code name "Calgary-T".
Hail quints
>>673946450
Long live comrade Stalin!
youre all fagots
>>673946450
All for one, comrade!
nothing to see here
FAGOTs
>inb4 singles
Hello comrade how are you doing tonight?
>>673966611
close
rollerbino
Cheeki Breeki!
move out the way fags
yo
>>673966611
SATANIC FASCIST SCUM
Hello there sir, There is nothing wrong here. Continue on.
>>673966749
odds are deserters motherfucker play the game right.
K take my service papers
I love cold borscht comrade
>>673966499
>>673966533
>>673966611
I see, now march to gulag
Nothing to be afraid off comrades
rollo
>>673966749
Ivan, you have a drinking problem.told you to stop drinking
>>673946450
Good evening comrade.
This is Hermann Goering, and I want to let you know I ate your beloved Stalin. He tasted of faggotry and communism.
>>673967111
You're a faggot, commander.
>>673967111
Listen to the commander, Ivan.
Roll for Stalin
>>673957637
Uhh, check you definitions comrade
>>673967111
I apologize for Ivan Commander
future
Rolling comrade
STalin reporting in
