>>Do computer support for living >>Get service call
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>>Do computer support for living
>>Get service call to nicr house in older neighborhood
>>Customer has wifi issues and can't sign in
>>Clear router and rest, now she can log in and all is good
>>While helping her sign her phone into her wifi
>>I use my phone to send her a test text message.
>> Customer is very nice, pays and tips.
>>15 minutes later, my phones buzzes
>>She sends me this picture.
>>673922258
Why would you send her a test text message when you were troubleshooting wifi issues.
Go get sum boi
>>673922577
Could be iMessage or some cuck shit
Go for a titty fuck
>>673922577
whatsapp maybe?
>>673922258
>not replying with dick instantly
>>673922577
to make sure her phone could receive messages not using the wifi
>>673923421
I don't have dick pix on my phone
>>673923994
Did she say anything or just send the image?
>>673924144
Just sent it... so now I'm not sure if it was for me, or she's old and goofy and sent it to the wrong person.
>>673922258
Ask her if you can come over.
>>673924289
just ask politely.
>astonishing bosom, madam. would you like to see my penis in return?
>>673922258
answer with "OMG SAUCE NAO PLZ"
>>673924289
Send back something like "Nice". If she replies back it wasn't for you, at least everything is still ok. If it was for you, she'll continue talking
>>673922258
would you really hit that though
>>673923212
this
>>673925047
it's been 10 months since I've had sex, at this stage I'd hit pretty much anything
>>673925047
"a thirsty man will drink from a mud puddle"
>>673925010
this is the right answer OP
>>673925416
I feel you Bruh. I'm tryna get into an underage boipussy as we speak.
>>673924932
Kek
>when autism meets real life
>>673925416
>>673925428
you have a job, you can pay for a "poland spring" at least
Your a faggot OP I would've turned my computer service for a living ass around, knocked on her door with my ranging boner & proceed to getting a blowjob
>>673925010
good idea. Should I text back, or just go back over to her place.
>>673925047
I have bit of a granny thing some times.
I'd put my cock in her mouth and play with her tits for sure. Might finger her...would definitely want to cum in her mouth or on her somewhere.
>>673925928
Text her back. Older women will always pursue if they're interested(she just sent a pic of her tits). Keep it simple like I said and don't go fucking autism mode.
>>673922258
Tell her to clean her fucking kitchen.
>>673925928
the size is what does it for me...i have a thing for mature too, but you cant be looking like grimace...unless you dont mind that pudge.
>>673925918
Uninvited boners probably violate my contract.
Not even sure if it was meant for me.
Send msg and send reply OP
>>673926298
tread lightly OP
Im so jealous OP, i would love to suck on those granny tits!!!
Text her back, something easy...that you like the pic or some shit
>>673926298
Yeah man, just reply casually like, "Nice."
>>673926611
this. just text her "Nice". yo uarent going to lose your job or some shit over this
>>673926611
dub dubs
