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You are given a microphone and 10 seconds of airtime which will be broadcast simultaneously across all television, radio, and internets.

What do you say?
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"nigger faggot" over and over until my 10 seconds run out
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ok just lemme know when its on
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I would just meow the whole 10 seconds
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I'm a gay nigger faggot
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>>673922209
the world would be a far better place without jews
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>>673922209
>"(Ex's full name/location) is a cheating whore"
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>>673922888
nice full house
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Bush did 9/11
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There is no invisible sky wizard. Grow the fuck up.
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>>673922209
Donald trump for president!
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my toyota corolla is on sale
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>>673922209
world. i used to fuck ur mom.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYyZJCD49U4
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Lower the age of consent
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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Niggers tongue my anus
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>>673922209
My fellow humans, the secret of world peace is
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.
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THE GAME
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>>673922209
I'd repeat hotwings over and over again, just to fuck with /mlp/.
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Black lives don't matter
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>>673922209
I really, really, really like this image.
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>>673923643
/this
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>>673924282
Thanks lori
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Hitler was right all along.
Vote Trump
Kill all Niggers
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>>673924432
Was straight up 14 not even accounting for close in age exceptions in canada until less than a decade ago when harper and the moralfag cuckservatives raised it.
Justin plz ctrl-z
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>>673922209
fuck her right in the pussy
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would put the microphone next to a bowl of macaroni and stir the shit out of it while moaning
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>>673922209
wew lad
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>>673923582
How much?
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a meteor the size of new york will be hitting the earth
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>>673922209
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>>673922209
convert all subhuman filth into soap
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U guys hiring
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>>673922209
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Brothers and sisters of the world: rise up against the rich! Kill them all and take back what is yours!
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>>673922209
"Fuck her in the pussy"
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smoke weed everyday and stop cheating in rocket league faggots
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Im ugly and im proud
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>>673925973
Sanders detected
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>>673922209
Present day... heh... present time! ha ha ha
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>>673925973
If you kill the rich and take what is yours, then you become rich and get killed?
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>>673925973
Work for it and it will be yours. There are always ways to get what is yours, killing is the last on the list
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Um hello... My name is Anon, can everyone hear me? I just wanted to sa-...
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Just fuckin stop foghting each other. Look up and wish to fly next to stars or look near at those that are more in nees than you.
This or I would meow the entire time.
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>>673923144
I would evangelize for Jesus to piss you off
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some shit about opening your eyes, creating a mass movement etc. to make the world a better place
Would require thinking it through to find the right words tho
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>>673922888
checked
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"$10'000'000 to who ever kills Donald trump"
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>>673927122
my name is blurry face
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niggers tongue my anus
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rolliol
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satan behold
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I just farted
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>>673922209
Five. Five. Two. Eight. Two. Nine. Five. Five. Seven. Three. Crimson. Oyster.
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>>673927830
code to your fag locker?
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>673928864
i bet you're good in the sack, ya slut
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Srsly? Noone?
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"Jet fuel cant melt steel beams".
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>>673929071
Im going to raep u with my benis
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Women and girls are worthless apart from their value to men.
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>>673922209
"wait...I'm on tv right now? what? radio and internets too!? WHAT THE FU-"
end
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911 was an inside job
Aliens in Area 51
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my balls are hairy and i don't like anime. also dolan trump is a fegot AND I JUST WANT TO SAY NIGGERS SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO
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>>673922209
oh hi! I placed bombs all over the world, there may be a bomb at your home, everything will explode within 48 hours, good luck!
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>>673931311
kek
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>>673931311
Check em'
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mom, dad, where's that tip of my dick give me back my-
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>>673922209
i would wait 'til 6 seconds are over and then i would say:'fuck off, newfag.'
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>>673931666
checked
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niggers tounged my anus
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"4chan made me crave dicks."

then watch you get raided with newfags. literally.
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michael richards dindu nuffin
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hitler did nothing wrong
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ted cruz is the zodiac killer
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Advert my YouTube channel
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im ethan bradburry
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>>673922209
H I T L E R D I D N O T H I N G W R O N G
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Tom Fulp is the one true god. On death he will reascend.
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>>673922209
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
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If you listen this that mean you are in a dream you can do whatever you want

>take the popcorn
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>>673923777
Trips boi
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