Would you fuck my wife's asshole?
yes, but her pussy looks loose as fuck
>>673919775
So does her ass.
>>673919483
she can get it
fuck off cuck
>>673919483
Sure. It looks warm and inviting.
>>673919483
I'd fuck her if she called me daddy.
>>673919483
Sure why not. She can shit all over my dick.
I'd love to see a group absolutely nail her.
>>673919483
i definitely would. i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYyZJCD49U4 ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
tl:dr: that bitch lets a mogwai live inside her pussy. rent free. and i can barely afford a cheese burger.
>>673920268
Jesus fucking christ, man!
>>673919483
I'd hit it
buttsecks/10
>>673920268
Christ, that arse looks like a sack of spuds. How do you do it?
>>673920268
oh my, sexy sloppy ass and hips
I have homie
>>673919483
worth a quick poke
>>673921066
dubs = truth
>>673919483
Eh, I would.
>>673920268
Fuck yeah shes got that sara jay type cottage booty like pic related, only better looking then horse face
>>673920268
classic couch potato ass
You post this bitch all the time & I always get hard as fuck. I swear I see this bitch all the time. Anyone know who she is?
>>673920268
Looks like genetics had nailed her enough.
>>673919483
OP, keep em coming
anyone want to cock tribute this white trash?
>>673923784
that ass though, any bent over?
>>673923784
I wanna plow the fuck out of that slut
>>673923784
WTF is she a retarded Canadian?
can I call her momma?
>>673923896
her asshole bent over at christmas.
>>673919483
She's apparently the wife of half of /b
>>673919483
I'd fuck your asshole sight unseen, that's how blue ball horny I am.
>>673924789
what would she do if I felt up her lingerie bod and said 'mommy..." ?
>>673924789
Not that I wouldn't smash her, I was just asking.
>>673924915
Ditto.
>>673924519
this is amazing
i'd make out with her asshole after /b is done with her
Sadly she hasn't done much anal, surprisingly. She'd really squeek about it.
>>673925837
kek, ass zit
>>673925024
anon?
>>673925302
she gets turned on when you spit on her cunt, right before you fuck her.
>>673925024
>>673925955
She'd tolerate it. She's one of those dumb lushes that after a few drinks, you can make fun of and insult & she'll come back for more.
>>673919483
yes
Would you fuck my gf asshole?
before anal
>>673926661
would she take care of me and tease me with her lingerie, maybe call me a naughty boy?
>>673919483
like a dog in heat
forgot, some nice anon's cock tributed her awhile back. she loves that shit but has been too shy irl.
>>673928065
please here tribute cock
>>673928357
tbh i wish i had a wife like that. feel like we would stick together until our very end.
also she makes me diamonds. over the years i developed a rather sexual attraction towards this sized women instead of the skinny super model puppets
