TRIPPY EXPERIENCE STORY THREAD
can be bad, good, first times, or whatever
I'll go first
>be me
>be 15
>going to get surgery
>is really pissed off and kinda scared
>i dont want surgery
>i want to go home and sleep
>fuckfuckfuckthis.jpg
>i get put in the surgery chair (bc its a dental surgery)
>i get a needle put in my arm
>the doctor says he's going to give me ketamine
>i tell the doctor it wont work
>i fight it
>he injects more because i'm being a stubborn lil shit and fighting the urge to pass out
"Stop fighting it anon."
>he slams the plunger into the needle and i feel very light headed
>i'm starting to see stars
>getting more pissed off, and really fighting it now
>a few minutes go by, when i suddenly realize i'm not actually fighting it
>i'm already out
>the doctor who gave me the anesthesia seems distant, like, far away
>get really confused because i'm still lucid but i can tell somethings not right
>suddenly blackness and the feeling like i'm falling down a deep hole
>i look up
>holyfuck.jpg
>i'm falling into my pupil; the top of the hole is my pupil opening
>ohfuckohfuckohfuck.jpg
>i'm plummeting at dizzying speeds, watching the hole get smaller and smaller
>really freaking out, but at the same time, kind of relaxed
>i feel powerless
>i feel like i'm falling faster
>ohfuckfuckfuckfuck
>the walls of the hole around me begin to shift color into shades of blue and orange
>feeling like something is going to happen
>i begin to see clocks and nooses and teacups and chess pieces and other weird shit
>whatthefuckishappening
>have no idea whats going on but i'm freaked out of my mind
What do you think Anons?
Should I continue?
yes!
DO IT FAGGOT
Yes, that was just getting good
.
rip op, he got so high he died
>be me. 16. Camping at coast with gf & friends
>3 am. Still drunk af
>go for a hike. Up the cliffs.
> hear screams. Go up further to investigate
> guy comes at me with a large knife
>I kill him b4 I have a chance to see what is up
>woman raping a girl with a stick. Blood everywhere
>man standing by with club
>girl tied to a large rock.
>I slit woman's throat with knife.
>kill other man too. Very messy.
>untie girl
>still in bloodlust
> she's terrified, even of me! Blood flowing from crotch
>I stammer, "Never Tell Anyone!"
>she nods. I run back down hill.
>run into surf.
>Bury bloody clothes & knife under rock
>go naked back to tent with gf.
>tell friends I do not remember losing clothes.
>never tell anyone
>never see anything in paper
>33 years pass. Tell /b/
>live with it every day, cuz they didn't & she did
Bumping with Bhairavi.
Fuck you.
Be my friend
On Xanax
Wants donuts
Goes into donut shop
Randomly points at donuts
Clerk confused
Order put together, time to pay
Pulls out wallet
Drops change all over the floor
Sees change through glass counter
Bends over
Slams face on glass counter
Clerk: you gotta get outta here
>>673916161
Kids.
Welcome to /b/ nigger!
>be me
>15 or 14 dont remember
>cousin comes over with two pot brownies
>shit is mega medical
>never done the weed before
>hes never done the weed brownie before
>we eat our individual brownie ate the same time
>hour later we high as all balls
>cousin is freaking out because he cant feel things
>im fucking in another universe of fuck
>this goes on until I fall asleep
>wake up to my surprise, not dead
shit was dope
>>673916877
Like I said, dubs..
>Fuck You!
>>673916153
Want another real story? My life is full of them!
>>673917466
nice dubs, why the rage?
>be me age 14
>have another made up illness because fuckschool.jpeg
>go to doctor.rar
>turns out have real problem
>needs doctor to inspect anus
>mom says "its okay anon go ahead
>fuckwatevur
>lay on doctor bed
>doctor suddenly thrusts two fingers brutally up anus
>pain.exe
>mom watches behind doctor
>DocBrown moves rubbergloved fingers painfully
>pulls out
>get 1 week free from school
And thats how I skipped one week of school
>>673915428
Lol she didnt even smoke right
Well I guess thats what you get when youre a woman
>>673918907
And thats also how you became a massive faggot like OP
>>673917765
>why the rage? Hmmm.
Must be ready for another true story (same guy):
>be me. 31 yrs old. Have gf. Working
>job to inspect work of janitors in high-rise bank bldg
>see office full of beautifully carved gemstones
>all animals, big & small
>take carved star ruby hippopotamus
>diamonds for eyes. Appraised $8,000 1996
>think as much about it as flicking a butt on a car
>rude, but fuck it!
>tell gf & all other friends got it at a gem show
>told em I knew it was stolen
>gonna 'break the karma' by giving it away
>(too high to remember office or even floor)
>tell everyone I will give it to a woman wanting child
>a woman that cannot get pregnant
>will break bad karma. Hmmm.
Samefag:
>go with gf to coast. Rock shop.
>show ruby hippo to friend
>overhear girl talking to another girl
>cannot get pregnant ever. 3 doctors.
>tell gf we are leaving (hfw we just got there)
>hfw I go hand ruby hippo to grill and we walk out
>gf gives me shit for 3 years. Leave her.
>everytime we fight Go to gf at coast!
>(as though I even knew her name!)
>move to coast. Work at same rock shop.
>another 2 yrs pass
>grill I gave hippo to enters. Shorts & roller skates
>fuck her in back of shop
>tells me all she's ever wanted is to give birth
>doctors say she cannot
>within a month she lives with me
>Ruby Hippo back in my home. Karma
>2 more years go by. Never use protection
>suddenly one day PREGNANT! Yay!
>married her ass
>karma
>have beautiful baby girl
>mfw no sex again for 2 years!
>next sex results in another baby girl. Yay!
>mfw wife leaves a month later.
>never heard from her again
>no contact with daughters
>been more than 12 years
>raising two daughters on my own
>she said she wanted to give birth, not RAISE kids
>when she left I ran down the driveway
>gave her Ruby Hippopotamus.
>Appraised $30,000 2003
>be me. 50 yrs old. Two teenage daughters.
>alone. No time for gf.
>mfw I realized that karma exists.
