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I have a 5.5 inch penis wat do?

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I have a 5.5 inch penis wat do?
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Become a woyman
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>>673914691
1:take pic w/timestamp
2:post
3:????
5:profit
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>>673914691
Be happy that you have already had sex and move on
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>>673914691
jelque, and lose weight. lood flow increase, fat loss and stretching will ad a few inches. for real. tried and tested.
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>>673914883
This. Do this or you're a nigger baiting for replies of insecure white guys.

If you can't do what this says, then you're a filthy nigger that should lynch himself.
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>>673914691
you can stop being a covert nigger
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>>673915031
this yo
jelqing is the shit
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I'm 7.5 and I fucking hate that I'm not a full 8 and I want to fucking kill myself for it.
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I am a white, unmarried, childfree, good-looking, rich male.

Life is great.
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Kive your life in content knowing youre average and unless youre fat youll be able to satisfy most women. Im 6.8 and would honestly be fine with an inchish less. A dick is a dick. Only feel bad if youre fat.
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>>673915305
im a 9.5 but want to kill myself because im not 10 inches.
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Enjoy virginity
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>>673915513
Im a 10.5 and hate that im not 11"
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>>673914691
Don't trip because it's average size OP
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Lol fucking loser just go buy a loud car to make yourself feel better
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>>673915728
I'm 14" and hate I'm not 14.5"
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test
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>>673914691
I'm a 12.5 but hate the fact I'm as thick as a pack of mentos.
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>>673916215
I'm 15.5" and I hate that I'm not 16"
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>>673914691
learn to use it
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>>673915031

Do you lose your girth though?
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>>673914691
Your penis a bigger than my 4 inch penis
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I guarantee that there are very successful penis enlargement options out there that the feminist run underground medical community has forced into non existence. How is it there are surgeries for women to increase breast size for confidence and to improve their lot in life, but a man can't get a few extra inches added to his crank. It's because women are trying to keep men from taking complete control once they realize they can all be big.
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>>673914691
Cut it off
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>>673917366
What are these "guarantees" you speak of?
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>>673917366
yeah penis enlargement doesn't work unless you want a deformed dick, and 0.3 extra inches.
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>>673914691
It's big enough no girl wants a giant dick
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All these insecure faggots here, 5.5 inch is an average length, even a bit above according to some researches.
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>>673914691
Your find, stoping being an insecure whining bitch, you don't wanna be with any girl that cares that much about it
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>>673917803
>>673918194
Confirmed feminists
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>>673916608
I'm 88" and i h8 that i'm not 88"
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>>673914691
heres some advice bro. i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYyZJCD49U4 ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.

tl:dr: that bitch lets a mogwai live inside her pussy. rent free. and i can barely afford a cheese burger.
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