I wanna kill myself.
Trips decides how I do it
talk to me, anon. I'm listening
Africa holiday. Fuck prostitute with no protection. Aids
drawing on your body with razor blades
optional: also write your suicide note on your body
Old age
>>673912661
damn I missed satanic trips
>>673912373
death by anal sex
>>673912496
Well.
Everything is just total shit .
I know people say "it's not a bad life, is a bad day"
but everything just seem hopeless.
Felt like this for a couple of weeks now, and I tried to talk to people about, and they keep telling me that it's gonna be alright.
I don't know..
Everyone dies someday..
What's wrong with getting it done fast?..
Fuck..
Drink 50 gallons of bleach
>>673913007
Re roll
>>673912373
stream it
Get fucked by a horse. die from internal bleeding and shit.
Ebolaids
>>673912529
reroll
Spam blobo til your dead
Potato in anus
eat nails
>>673912997
Don't expect miracles and shit, some epiphany about the meaning of life
Focus on the little things, little moments. Everyone has them
Elecrricity
Eat something weird
AAHAHAHAA
>>673912373
Don't do it OP, you have so much more to live for, like quads
do a backflip from a tall building
Join Isis
Don't do it op.
>>673913337
we have a winrar
>>673913691
reroll
>>673913733
Newfag
Eat a knife
>>673913733
shut the fuck up
>>673913514
I know.
It's just like, the little this isn't enough.
I don't know man.
I just don't know I'm supposed to do..
>>673913337
kek, close enough
Slowly... as in live the rest of your life. The slowest most painful death.
>>673913691
rolenlo
Hang ursel and livestream it
Eat everything in your medicine cabinet, then drink bleach
Fucking suck it up like I did.
>>673913853
forget trips just open a stream and do something simple
>>673913853
Consider yourself lucky, some people feel like since they were able to think, until their death.
>>673912373
i wanna kill myself at 11 years.I had lost a lot of sex if i would have done. understand?
>>673912373
Go to niggers hood
Drown yourself from drinking to much of your own piss
Get.
Drown self
>>673913337
checked, not trips
>>673913733
how is that a winrar newfag?
By eating too much of your 100th birthday cake
>>673912373
Kill yourself by not being a pussy and ldie of old age after living a succesful good life
>>673913853
Dude, life isn't always good, but think about the people around you, your family... Just suck it up and find a hobby or some this like that
Sharpie in the pooper
The Cheese Wire Method
Out of a cannon into a wall, like Captain Green
>>673913728
rolling
>>673913733
thats not trips newfig
>>673912373
Listening Merzbow at 200db
>>673912373
>old age
>>673912668
So close
Ram knife into throat
>>673912373 jump bitch
>>673913728
rerolling
>>673914110
Roll
>>673914156
my fucking sides, when was this?
>>673914156
Roll
>>673914089
Thank you.
>>673914110
Reroll
>>673914414
Winrare
>>673914156
Rolling
>>673912668
you sick bastard
rolling for this shit
>>673913853
Being this confused and indecisive isn't worth cashing in over. Death by old age
Im gunna rooll that u dont do it fagot
>>673914491
Nah
Get old.
>>673912373
old age
lemme go furst
Cotton swabs in pooper
>>673912668
roll
Drown in piss
Old age
Dont do it man
>>673912668
rolle
>>673914491
nice bait newfag
wait for cancer.
Masturbate 100x times
>Become astronaut
>Go in space
>Open the window
>>673914337
how does these pics work?
don't do it
>>673912373
just dont fucking do it
talk to someone
get some help
>>673912668
roll
dont do it just drink sum bleach instead
>>673912373
Of old age.
Procastrination.
Don't do it m8
yes, old age. are you a boy?
>>673914156
CANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNONCANNON
By breathing air everyday until you die.
Suicide bomb the white house.
poop urself 2 deth
Old age
Death by Kellogg crunch cereal overdose
Old age
>>673914854
Tried.
Most of the people didn't seem to care at all
>>673912373
how about you just dont fucking do it
Dude, don't do that... Your life is valuable for your friends and family. Please don't be selfish with it!
Only fags kill themselves.
Don't be a fag.
fly to the actic, shoot your self and get eaten by polar bears.
Don't throw away a perfectly good white boy.
>>673914948
Reroll
Old age, mate
>>673914948
you sick fuck, what the hell is wrong with you?
old age
>>673912373
autoerotic asphyxiation
>>673915011
did you try calling the suicide hotline?
Shoot self out cannon
>>673915011
what kind of people did you ask
oh, and before you go,
listen to some Bob Ross
>>673913853
Maybe you have hypothyroidism
>>673912668
rolling for this
>>673915155
rere
Shotgun to the dick.
>>673912668
roll
>Become president
>Get assassinated
>Winrar
At the mercy of the most convoluted Rude Goldberg machine ever constructed.
>>673915202
rerere
The most-replied post, but livestream it.
>>673915241
reeeee
>>673912373
by living a long, fruitless, depressing life, dying alone in your bed, you'll die nearing 100 having never known the touch of another being who actually cared. As you take your final breath you'll re-realize that there is no hereafter, it doesn't 'get better', it was all forever.
rolling for death by falling anvil.
>>673915269
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Scream "you're all filthy niggers" in the ghetto
Play diablo 1 As long as you get a stroke.
OR jerk off until you ded.
CANNON CANNON CANNON CANNON CANNON CANNON CANNON CANNON CANNON CANNON CANNON CANNON CANNON CANNON CANNON CANNON CANNON CANNON CANNON CANNON CANNON CANNON CANNON CANNON CANNON
>>673915309
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>673915120
enough classic
Die of old age.
BOB ROSS
>>673915159
Nah.
I thought close ones would help more than an anonymous person.
>>673915408
this
Buy a sturdy three foot long dildo. Jump off bed and do a cannonball onto it. Impaled. Internal bleeding. Death.
>>673915408
Roll
bob ross, do it faggot
>>673915440
fuk
place shotgun up your shitter. pull trigger
Dinamyte in anus
>>673915488
this
SELF OUT CANNON
Jerk off to an Adam Sandler movie for so long you lose air in your lungs and die
>>673915531
fuk
BOb RoSS will FiSt yOU
>>673915507
roll
>>673915268
tr8r
Of old Age, natural causes
We are not getting fucking trips. Just suck it up and live life.
I want you to take your eyes off with a spoon dude
>>673915488
>Implying it is lethal
>>673915188
I asked some close friends who I've helped a lot and I thought they'd help me.
>>673915453
Roll
>>673915612
Reroll
>>673914156
ROLL FOR CANNON
Don't do it
>>673915440
reeee
BOwb roSS
livestream yourself setting your room on fire, be an hero
>>673915666
WINRAR
>>673915666
Well shit, for the glory of satan, don't deliver that
>>673915666
SATAN DEMANDS IT
CANNON
>>673915666
Oh shit op
think about what you are about to do and sleep
>>673915777
IHHHGUDFGISDJ
>>673915666
winrar
holy fucking shit
>>673915666
Oh boy mr. Devil
>>673915648
So are your friends just dicks?
jump from a roof!
Helium mask and paint yourself blue. Keep breathing it in and talking on livestream until you die. Headline: "Smurf dies on stream".
>>673913337
1337
>>673915666
OP better fucking deliver lmao
>>673915777
Winrar
Jack off, sleep. Tomorrow is going to be a better day
>>673915666
WINRAR
>>673912373
OP i could spend the next hour trying to talk you out of it, but Its your life man
Just cause this won't get trips, death by rushing onstage at a Trump rally and getting shot by secret service
>>673915666
I've never gotten satanic trips before. Must suicide in this fashion faggot
>>673912668
rool
die in your sleep
By natural causes
>>673915777
>>673915666
YOUR CHOICE OP
>>673915619
I won't die from that.
>>673915187
roll
>>673915932
If you MUST go, that's the way to do it. But kill that son of a bitch
>>673915018
>look at that cool image!
>better save the thumbnail xD
>>673916070
OP!
Anybody home?
>>673912373
You have one hour to deliver
do you really want to die by crowdsourced dildo impalement op?
>>673915666
>>673915777
2 trips, OP, compromise by shooting yourself ass first out of a cannon straight into a wooden fence with a dildo in your ass
you will be legendary
>>673916223
one off
>>673915666
>>673915777
He won't die from this shit
op deliver boss
>>673916159
Don't get mad that I have better thumbnails then you
>>673916285
yes
>>673912373
obtain knife
walk to local mall
stab people until someone shoots and kills you
>>673915932
Wearing a Joseph Stalin costume obviously.
This idiot just wants attention and you fags delivered
>>673912997
change your life and identity and reset it to the way u like it, instead of quitting it, make it as u wish to have a life, if given the oppurtunity.
newfags thinking op is gonna deliver
Dont
>>673916285
DILDO CANNON
METAL DILDO CANNON
>>673916483
roll for what you fucking cheese pizza
>>673915846
Yea..
Well.. I thought they'd help me.
I don't really talk to them anymore.
They're talking about I'm a freak and shit cus' of this shit.
>>673916629
kek
OP
I've been suicidal a lot in my life.
I can tell you that what you need is a stranger to revolutionize your life.
Get out and socialize. Get to know a ton of people. Search for someone that you click with. Then BAM you will love being alive again. Trust me. I've been there.
If you can't socialize IRL you can try omegle.com or something. When a conversation goes well exchange contact information and get to know each other more.
Suicide is very tempting, I know. You don't know how many nights I've dangled my legs out the window from the 5th floor.
But I'm still alive because right when I needed it, someone came along. It was not expected. I did not see it coming. It just happened one day, out of the blue.
See where he or she takes you and life just might feel worth experiencing again.
Rolling for death by old age while holding the hand of the one you love knowing she will die very soon too and join you in Heaven
Pls involve me when this hits /r/4chan
>>673916604
roll
>>673916376
Hello /r/eddit.
>>673916359
see pic related
>>673912373
browse 9gag
Get alot of knives
Get tape
Tape knives upward on floor
>trust fall
>>673916801
rolling for dis
>>673914089
Is living for your peers, never finding personal fulfillment, really a life worth living?
>>673915666
>>673915777
DO IT OP
>>673916929
fuck off
>>673916706
Thank you anon.
Probably sounds stupid, but I think that helped a bit..
>>673916729
Sup
>>673916483
Reroll for this
>>673912373
you don't.
fuck yourself analy with a knife
>>673917098
It warms my heart when I get to help someone out.
You don't need to thank me <3
Just hang in there. One day something good will happen and pull you out of this depression.
It could happen on the worst day of your life, any minute. You never know. Most good things that have happened to me have been complete surprises. I met the love of my life because I got dumped and cheated on and I went to talk to a friend, who introduced me to her on the same day. This is true for me and I'd say it's true in general too. You don't have to see it coming right now for it to happen. Don't give up, man.
>>673917853
story?
>>673918024
nerve gas
>>673918201
Shut the fuck up. Take your nerve gas meme with you.
>>673917849
I'm really thankful.
You don't know how much I appreciate this.
Thank you so much
>>673918596
no an hero today?
