I am a Christian, and cannot stand atheists. All of you are sheep that can't think for yourselves and you cling to parroted arguments whenever you're challenged. I have converted several of my atheist friends to Christianity and it's always the same, they always see the truth in the end.
Debate me. You will lose.
ok
>>673908605
You already lost.
Don't reply to this troll guys
The fact that you even visit 4chan as a "Christian" makes me think you aren't a good one. I'd only be willing to spend effort debating if I knew the guy was at least knowledgeable on his own religion.
>>673908605
We are all Christian now, you won go away
Kill yourself
>>673908605
Well if that's how you feel /b/ro
>>673908605
9/10 would definitely fuck
>>673908605
That's nice, so turn the other cheek as instructed by your rule book.
>>673908605
Explain dinosaurs
eat shit
>>673908605
How can a robot be a Christian?
>>673909112
>>673908605
everytime I see that picture I just want to fucking end it
>>673908605
Gtfo you loose butthole jazz dumpster
>>673908605
Do our atheism "churches" ask us for money? No. Debate over you're the sheep.
God bless op
>>673908605
atheists 1
christians 0
>>673910201
How's middle school goin' for you bud?
>>673910050
They lived 60 million years ago, then they all fucking died. Who gives a shit about dinos. God is still real, dumb ass.
Whip ur dick out
>>673908605
Eurotrash
Same fag makes the cut/uncut threads.
Every afternoon.
Sage
what is 43297 / 1/2 3/27?
pls help
>>673910626
>god is real
>you're a dumbass
pick one
>>673910743
"euro trash"
Oh dear, another american who's convinced every problem falls to europeans.
What're you going to do. I can't fix you and i'm almost sure nobody can.
>>673910626
>>673910743
And he's really an atheist posing as a Christian.
>>673911052
That's all you got? Atheists must also have failed logic, on top of the rest of their shortcomings.
>>673908605
fucking kill yourself
>>673908605
I see what you did there
>>673911335
A hardcore Christian in 4chan? That's bait
>>673911128
It's clear he's European/Scandinavian. Only posts this thread every afternoon/evening. And what a coincidence, the circumcision thread is posted around the same time each day too.
He hates Christians and the circumcised. So far, he's been a successful troll.
>>673910626
Heavy arguments. Are heavies.
>Pic related, OP
>>673908605
>mfw
>>673910422
Like shit
>>673911984
spek americna you idyat
>>673911745
Yeah but even the definiton "Euro trash"
Only angry Americans who take shit too seriously use that shite phrase.
Simple thing is too just reply real nicely and wait for him to go away.
But no, you feed him, like a bloody fool.
>>673908605
GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i won't
>>673912108
spider thread?
THIS IS NOW A SPIDERMAN THREAD M'kay?
>Spiderman out of fucking nowhere
>>673908605
> Debate me.
yawn.gif
>>673912821
>>673912950
KEEP IT DOWN, I AM HAVING SEX WITH VIRGIN MARY TOO
>>673913039
>>673913085
>>673913131
HEUHE
>>673913317
Okay but...
THIS IS A SPIDERMAN THREAD, FUCK YOU CHRISTIAN FAGS
>>673908605
The bible calls Christians sheep and says Jesus is your Shepard like you realize that Christians are referenced as mindless animals right?
>>673908605
Hi Christan.
Do you not believe in evolution?
Do you believe that God created the earth in 7 days, or however that story goes?
I'm just really interested, if you do believe that.
>>673908605
>made in god's image
>fat people
>>673913671
>Needs more spidey
>less talk of the jesus guy
>>673913446
>>673913812
>>673913708
I'm not Christian and I know evolution isnt correct, it has truth in that things evolve but humans didn't evolve from primates or are even related. Even Darwin said evolution had to many gaps.
>>673908605
>I am an Athiest, and cannot stand Christians. All of you are sheep that can't think for yourselves and you cling to parroted arguments whenever you're challenged. I have converted several of my Christian friends to Atheism and it's always the same, they always see the truth in the end.
>>673908605
Can't you take this pasta to 9fag or rebbit and leave /b/ the fuck alone plox? You are the cancer that is killing what's left of 4chims.
>>673908605
How about,
You shall live in your delusional life and I shall live in mine. And you wont start telling other people what to think or what to feel?
So many faggots, so lil time
>>673914161
>>673914032
You are a fucking idiot, everything belongs on /b/ expect cp and mlp
Nice bait faggot.
join this teamspeak server and fuck shit up
ts.viodium.com
>>673914119
Fucking aliens man, god damn it
These threads makes my dick hard.
If your goal is to make yourself and other believers look more idiotic than they already do, you are succeeding in every way imaginable.
>>673908605
you described the typical God believer
>All of you are sheep that can't think for yourselves and you cling to parroted arguments whenever you're challenged
Nigga please I am a witch. My thousands of gods beat your one any day.
Any dumbass can look at all the different religions in the world and know that there isn't just one God.
why wasn't your one God strong enough to spread religion all around the world? Why did he only go after the Jews?
believe what you find for yourself not what your parents taught you from birth.
>>673914348
>>673914378
> This is what a Religious nut would say
>>673913995
So.. at some point humans just started existing from nowhere? All of a sudden a human was born?
I swear you bait at least once a week. get over yourself
>>673908605
WHO MADE GOD?!
>>673914483
Do you have a talking cat?
>>673914576
>>673914702
>>673914483
Yes, your really ARE a witch.
>>673914680
the Godfather
>>673914483
>Witch
>Thousands of gods
>>673914892
> Check out those non existent nipples just like god.
>>673915071
God h8 fags m8
>>673913995
I can't believe I'm taking this bait.
Darwin said this because there are too many "missing links" to be found. They are like stepping stones in evolution. If you think of them like that, we can see the first step, the second step, and the fourth step, so we can come to conclusion that there must be a third step. This is simplifying it way to much, but I hope your feeble mind can soak it in.
And why would you think humans didn't evolve from primates? We ARE primates
>>673908605
This shit post again
>>673915257
>>673915377
Fucking hell, its the aliens again
>>673908605
If god exists then how come stuff falls when you drop it, stupid?
Science 1
Religion 0
>hurr durr
Wow, a big fat troll! ^^
>>673915572
> Spidey still tries to do science
>>673910626
>60 million years ago
But Bible says earth is 6000 years old.
> When Jesus takes the will, you fall flat and die.
WHY?
>Because he does not exist
>>673915947
Wheel*
>>673914892
Yup yup, and I'm guessing not the only one...?
This is why putting religion and science on the same platform leads to willful ignorance of science. Religion has become so abused in society that people will start to take the word of the bible literally, and that a 500 year old man and his family collected every single animal and put them on a wooden boat, then proceeded to have incestuous relations to what is now all of humanity. So many things wrong with Christianity that it kills me knowing that people will believe fairy tales over proven, tangible evidence.
>>673915922
...no it doesn't.
Just FYI.
>>673915947
HE MADE A GRAMATICAL ERROR! WHAT A FRAUD!
spidey is fucked, batman rules the thread.
DC > marvel.
>>673913995
>humans didn't evolve from primates
That's correct, because humans ARE primates.
I just invented a religion, whoever does not believe in the CheesyGod and the ninty sacred midgets is wrong, because there will always be doubt, uncertanty, there can't be certain proof of it's existance since the CheesyGod itself made so, so that he can distinguish who really belives and who doesn't.
>>673916043
>>673915947
What the fuck sort of MC Escher ass roof is he supposed to be standing on there?
>>673916079
> see. Another reason why Jesus doesn't exist
To the samefag dumping spidey, i'm pretty sure we all stopped laughing years ago. i bet you still say deez nuts at least 10 times a day
>>673916156
too late, Flying Spaghetti Monster already happened
>>673916079
>>673916043
>>673916138
>>673916043
Just FYI nobody gives a shit because according to the timeline in the Bible, the world has to be 6000 years old. Also, in some gnostic texts Jesus is said to return some time in the 7th millennia and since he hasn't returned yet it's safe to assume its at least younger than 7000 years old.
>all of you are sheep that can't think for themselves
TOPKEK! Implying you don't do the same.
>cling to parroted arguments
Yet again, isn't that the exact thing you do?
>>673913995
just one question for you.
please explain phylogeny to me if evolution is in fact wrong. I'll wait.
>>673916459
Spider man fraud. I give a fuck because I just do. I am the new Jesus.
>>673911128
I actually think it's the canadian fat kid. he's uncut about 16, and has those threads with the kanye west glasses or that cap. he really obese.
>>673916392
Not the spiderfag dumper but...
Deez nuts
>>673916736
Spideman loves all
>>673916433
I'm not defending the accuracy of the Bible as a historical document in any case, but it makes no concrete statements about the age of the Earth.
Even if you take the Seven Days origin story literally, it still doesn't say when that happened. The closest thing to a chronology is a string of "begats", Adam begat Abel, who begat Isaac, who begat Abraham, who begat whoever the fuck (I don't know the genealogy but you get the drift).
So the best that the Bible says is that Earth is a certain number of human generations old. It makes no concrete or even indirect statements about purported life expectancies.
>>673916578
Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
Just because theory X doesn't explain something, doesn't mean that evolution has to be true. Modern physics doesn't explain gravity very well, but gravity is still very real.
>>673916459
>>673916995
>Rubs hands together
>>673917043
C'mon, lust now. you ''sinful'' fucks Jesus fags, look at me dick
>So the best that the Bible says is that Earth is a certain number of human generations old
It also states how old Adam was when he died, how old Abraham was when Isaac was born, how old Isaac was etc.
>>673917257
was meant for >>673916924
>>673908605
Prove God exists.
>>673917238
in sage we trust
>>673917323
Everything can't explode out of nothing
should we sage?
>saged
>>673917257
Cite your source on that?
>>673917489
http://biblehub.com/genesis/5-4.htm
BATMAN HAS ARRIVED
>>673917032
Uhhh. it explains gravity perfectly. That's how you can send this garbage into space and have it fuck up my /b/ half a world a way. No relativity, no fucking modern communications systems.
FECK
>>673917481
I'm about to Sage my house and forget all this bullshit
>>673917551
>>673917489
There are relevant verses for Seth and Noah and Abraham and so on.
http://biblehub.com/genesis/25-7.htm
I am a Atheist, and cannot stand christians. All of you are sheep that can't think for yourselves and you cling to parroted arguments whenever you're challenged. I have converted several of my christian friends to Atheism and it's always the same, they always see the truth in the end.
Debate me. You will lose
>>673908605
You believe in make believe.
In the year 2016 you still believe in god. You're a fucking idiot.
End of argument.
>>673908605
>2016
>being this blue-pilled about anything
shig
>>673917666
I am going to ''hell'' for this (does not exist really...)
>>673917551
Huh.
Even so, that chronology only traces to Noah. Does it trace forward beyond that?
>>673917666
the trips have spoken
Spiderman will take over this thread
>>673911128
"American"
Oh dear, another european who's convinced every problem falls to americans.
What're you going to do. I can't fix you and i'm almost sure nobody can.
>>673908605
>All of you are sheep that can't think for yourselves and you cling to parroted arguments whenever you're challenged
THE IRONY IS SO FUCKING HIGH I GOT LEAD POISONING.
>This thread
pic related
>>673918118
>>673917608
There is no quantum model for gravity. We know it exists, and what it does, but we can't EXPLAIN it.
>>673918045
>>673908605
>>673917921
Yes, it traces all the way to Joseph. Then there is a gap, and then it traces again from Moses until the 12 tribes of Israel are split up. The different prophets are a bit flaky, but you can calculate it using King Salomo and King David as reference points. The evangelic texts puts Jesus into perspective.
>>673917808
Wow what a well formed argument there. Now he sure looks stupid.
>>673918225
>>673918108
>>673917666
>666.
I think your god is trying to tell you something
>>673914680
>WHO MADE GOD?!
This guy...
>>673908605
>Same arguments
>they work
>BUT HURR DURR THEY ARE THE SAME. THEREFORE INVALID
>>673918313
And it sums to 6,000? Because they got these motherfuckers living like 800 years apiece.
>>673913995
>I know evolution isnt correct
>things evolve
>>673918539
>>673914301
>expect cp
Retard detected.
>>673918313
Your last 2 posts ended in 666 and 13
Your argument will never be valid again
>>673918539
>And it sums to 6,000
It sums up to 4000 until Jesus, and then we have modern history tracing Jesus to around 2000 years ago.
>Because they got these motherfuckers living like 800 years apiece.
Yep. Also, fun fact: The Bible make specific references to giants, who were the children of angels cucking human males and fucking human daughters.
>>673918644
softly trolled
>>673918769
>Aliens
https://www.youtube.com/user/SansDeity
>>673918804
>>673908605
if the debate ends with me converting then i will certainly have lost
>>673918804
AHAHAHAHA YTOURE SO MOTHERFRUCKING FUNNY YOUR MY RIGHT HAND MAN I'M BFFS WITH YOU FOR LIFE AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>673908605
Eat shit dumbfuck. Saged.
>>673918927
Remain an atheist.
>>673918948
I can taste your salt.
>>673918769
Hey, the Bible is more interesting than I realized.
If it weren't for the absolutely impenetrable writing style I'd probably enjoy reading it.
>>673919154
and today the number of people converted to Christianity from 4chan finally reaches a whopping 0!
>>673918769
>>673918539
Well, technically it sums up to Nebuchadnezzar II who was a very real king and can be dated, and then you have Jesus who can also be dated thanks to references to Augustus and Quirinius
>>673919371
>>673908605
Explain to us the gospel and what is required for salvation if you truly are op
>>673908605
>>673918804
>gentle damage control
>>673919154
wow that's pretty desperate OP
>>673919685
>Jews were behind this thread all along
>OP Is a fag
> Op is a JEW
>>673915922
Time to checkout
/thread
>>673919154
>If it weren't for the absolutely impenetrable writing style I'd probably enjoy reading it.
There are modern translations which makes it easier to read.
The book of revelation is quite interesting actually. It talks about the literal number of people who get to go to heaven and how everyone else will have their flesh ripped of their bones from grasshoppers or burn in rivers of fire or melt away from acid pouring down from the sky.
>>673919663
Not OP, God doesn't exist, but I mean, a story about 800-year-old kings and giants?
That's some Tolkien shit right there.
>>673919846
LETS GO
>>673919865
AND THE THIRD ANGEL SOUNDED
AND THE STAR FELL FROM HEAVEN
BURNING AS IT WERE A LAMP
the only part of Revelations I know.
>>673920015
lol how is his bait it couldn't be any more on point
either argue it or don't but you can't simply dismiss it it's there lol
Checkmate, athetits
>>673920143
Aliens hate the bible
Your only arguement for god not being real is saying hes not real. Literally no proof
>>673920143
>STAR
>BURNING AS IT WERE A LAMP
That's a shitty star.
>>673920248
>>673919956
Indeed. There are also references to other gods (aka demons and false gods) and great beasts such as the Leviathan and Behemoth and shit, which is kinda interesting. And then there's the whole Lillith thing which is kinda why all the abrahamittic religions (Islam, Judaism, Christianity) hate on women.
Internet retard here: What is this icon the logo of?
Welcome to the cancer that is killing /b/ and 4 Chan in general.
>>673920331
Rumour has it.....
>Mary Dropped Jesus at Birth
>>673920206
By forgetting you in the fridge for a very very long time.
>>673917032
thats not even wrong.
you arent even addressing my question
drink bleach
>>673920305
Your only arguement for god being real is saying hes real. Literally no proof
>>673908605
OP i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYyZJCD49U4 ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
tl:dr: that bitch lets a mogwai live inside her pussy. rent free. and i can barely afford a cheese burger.
>>673920500
>thats not even wrong.
It's not even wrong?
No shit.
>>673920439
this icon
>>673920493
How did you just answer a question that makes no sense
>>673917463
If "God" made Earth, then who made "God"?
>>673920305
Take a seat.
>>673920305
Ok suppose for 1 second he really exists, so fucking what ? i could design a better universe myself and certainly one with less flying rocks and extincition level events he must be a lowly under achieving type god
>>673920484
>>673920794
Earth.
>>673908605
Faggot
>>673920794
God always existed.
>>673920902
>>673920902
>>673920349
Lillith?
>>673921041
>>673920672
Anybody?
>>673921139
good eatin'
>>673921208
>>673920672
Anyone??
>>673921111
Yeah, long story short: Eve wasn't the first woman God made for Adam.
Lillith was basically the first feminist, she refused to bow to Adam and demanded equality so God banished her. Satan made her into a succubus but she also is referenced as a demon in later texts.
She is only referenced in one of the two genesis stories in the bible (yes there are two).
>>673921446
>>673921496
>>673921465
>she refused to bow to Adam and demanded equality
She didn't want equality, she wanted dominance. So, yeah, like a feminist.
>>673921465
>the first feminist, she refused to bow to Adam and demanded equality so God banished her
My sides
>>673921208
cortona says its the chain link icon she is so helpful !
>>673921669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqejESIO7sc
>>673916562
A. You fucking idiot. The bible gives no indication approximately how old the earth is.
B. Yes the timeline of the bevinning of "earth" or the jewish earth is about 6000. It starts from the abraham miracles.
C. Its stated that he will return in the end the texts you mentio. Are those written approx 500 years later by a guy in a cave in israel.
>>673921820
shit image limit reached
>>673921902
Read the chain of posts you fucking idiot. The Bible traces the generations from Adam to Joseph, and from Moses to basically king David and beyond.
>>673921732
But succubus is a real concept just ask my wallet
>>673913388
Shit that's a good pic
>>673908605
Says the one with imaginary friends that can't think on his own.
>>673922312
Atheism is obviously true.
Why are you still a Bible?
I am an atheist and cannot stand christians. All of you are sheep that can't think for yourselves and you cling to parroted arguments whenever you're challenged. I have converted several of my christian friends to atheism and it's always the same, they always see the truth in the end.
Debate me. You will lose.
>>673922516
Bible is obviously atheist.
Why are you still true?
>>673922312
Balls. Big hairy ones.
>>673909112
Even Jesus descended from his throne to visit the whores and those with sin. So to is the faggy OP.
>>673908605
Be meek like a sheep, for I am thy shepherd.
>>673908605
okay, i am a christian too. been raised a christian. the bible teaches acceptance. let people be. Do not judge. i do realise where i am. i have never said i am a perfect man, for i have flaws.
also, why do people use that little girls image.
ive seen the movie, she isnt related to a belief in any way.
I love when atheists pose as Christians. You're euphoric with all your enlightenment, we get it.
>>673923457
>it's literally this easy to keep a troll thread going
ex jehovah's witness here. i know every word in the bible from genesis to revelation. you are all fucking pitiful at debating scripture and should kill yourselves for even paying attention to this shitty attempt at a bait.
>>673924387
Every single post in this thread is bait.
Which of course means that I just got baited.
