Daily TayTay Swizzle thread 2.0.
Song Of The Day: The Story Of Us. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN6VR92V70M
TAYTAY VULT
In
IN
>>673907332
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT STORE FRONTS
I JUST WANT TO BE FASTER THAN YOU FOR ONCE PLEASE
Post your best Taytay leg pics
>>673907466
It'll happen one day anon, if only out of pity
>>673907526
personal favourite
here we go again
>>673907640
I don't need your pity.
some day I'll beat you, and that will be a great day.
>>673907643
Tell me about Taytay, why does she wear the lipstick?
>>673907869
But how will you know if the day that you beat me wasn't the day I let you beat me out of pity?
>>673907939
she's a big gal
>>673908055
because taytay'll tell me
>>673908078
U U U U
>>673907526
>>673908211
Does Taytay normally speak to you anon?
>>673907526
Sure
>>673907643
I just had the realisation I won't be here Friday so I won't see you until Saturday.
>>673908078
For you.
>>673908556
>off by one
Taytay's such a tease
>>673908303
yes. she comes as a voice in my head that sounds almost identical to the voice I think in
>>673908359
so I'm OPing tomorrow and friday, got it.
>mfw no sign of chloefag
>>673908658
Sometimes teasing is just as fun.
>>673908785
What does she tell you anon?
>>673908785
He was actually briefly here at the start of the previous thread but we were with too much for him too handle at that point, though I don't mind him gives me something to do actually.
>>673908835
>you will never grab Taytay and her thighs like that
>>673909111
Your trips hurt.
>>673908835
yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo not even calvin touches her like that
>>673908988
she tells me I'm the greatest
>click verify once there are none left
I fail this on purpose. waste of time.
>>673909111
this isnt a good feel
>>673909282
Does she tell you anything else? Like to do things?
>>673909277
Life without Taytay in my arms hurts
>>673909282
>>click verify once there are none left
>I fail this on purpose. waste of time.
To think i was the only one
>>673909377
just to join ISIS, but that's surely a joke.
>>673909282
>not even calvin touches her like that
We'll never know anon.
>>673909282
Calvin, a Scot, does touch her like that and more
>>673909711
TayTay loves a bit of banter.
>>673909711
Has to be a joke. Why would Taytay want you to join a movement that wants you to worship a false god and get shitty old 72 virgins instead of Taytay's love?
She say anything else?
>>673909839
wouldn't it be funny if jihadists kidnapped you tomorrow haha
>>673909732
he's a beta scot. he doesn't even dare go above her knees.
>>673910060
>>673909916
exactly what I thought!
MY TEAM JUST TIED 1-1 LETS FUCKING GO
TAYTAY VULT AVE OLIVIA
>>673910295
Hating a major source of Taytay's happiness is being mean anon
And jihadists can't touch me, for I am blessed and protected by Taytay's light
>>673907164
stop posting these made for marketing threads you cunt.
>>673910623
gratz anon
>>673910623
HALLETAYTAY, AMEREDITH
>>673910689
But maybe TayTay will pay me more.
>>673910623
they're not a true swiftie team if they're not smashing it 7-1 by now. giving them my energy anyway though.
>>673910666
satantay unlocked
>>673910768
Maybe if I praise her harder we'll win.
>>673910938
Definitely can't hurt
>>673907335
puto de mierda
>>673910845
Considering our mascot is not a pegacorn we might not be a true Swiftie team but they're my team which means TayTay should cut them some slack.
>>673911103
suppose so. go whatever that team is called, wooooo.
>>673911078
>taytay will never hurt you
I'm not sure if this feel is good or bad tbqh
>>673911089
>>673911271
Exactly, go whatever that team is called.
I do also not know if that is a good or bad feel but I'm leaning towards good.
>>673911271
>I'm not sure if this feel is good or bad tbqh
You want Taytay to hurt you?
For the hate and reconciliation sex or what?
>>673911556
>you will never have hate/reconciliation sex with taytay
FUCK ANON
>>673911716
On the bright side that would imply you'd have a fight.
>You will never have a fight with TayTay
>>673911716
>you will never have impregnation or pregnancy sex with Taytay
>>673911822
>you will never both come crawling back to eachother after said fight
>>673911888
this feels especially bad since I'm blonde/blue just like her
>you will never pic related with taytay
>>673911878
post songs that remind you to taylor swift when you listen it (no tay songs)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BMwcO6_hyA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMNgbISmF4I
>>673912083
>tfw I couldn't do your pic related with Taytay cause black and brown eyed
>tfw I can only do meme pic related
Feels bad
>>673912087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ5bZuUlftI
shitty hipster british band but it reminds me of her anyway.
mostly because of the 'I'm just with my friends online' part.
love ya guys.
>>673912272
nothing personal but I would pay for a hit on you if you blacked our queen
>>673912087
Good idea, actually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCuMWrfXG4E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeugznpGKPA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eT464L1YRA
FeelsBadMan
>>673912418
>tfw I'd gladly die if it meant I got to black our Goddess and get her pregnant
It'd be so worth it
>>673912418
Her getting blacked really wouldn't be a bad thing for me personally but just the 24/7 spam on this website would kill me.
>>673912730
>>673912776
taytay threads would just completely end. partially because of her getting blacked and partially because one of our most frequent posters would be dead.
>>673912960
>one of our most frequent posters would be dead.
What a coincidence.
>>673912960
You could you know, just not put a hit out on me.
If you didn't I would probably be able to share personal pics of Taytay and describe what sex with the Goddess was like and what she was into.
>>673913210
I would complain about us getting really lews here but I can't think of anything better.
>>673913210
DELET THIS
>>673912418
hahaha
>>673912557
yeaaahhh uptown girl and Heaven :(
>And baby, you're all that I want
>When you're lyin' here in my arms
>I'm findin' it hard to believe
>We're in heaven
>>673913210
Im sure we will see you on the news as yet another maniac getting caught trying to break into her house, But who knows you may do what black people do best and break in and rape her.
>>673913460
But anon, sex isn't fapping
>>673913503
It breaks me each time honestly.
>>673913610
That seems less banter and more racism
>>673913679
HOL UP
smacks lips
What youse tryin' to say is
rolls up sleeves
What you white bois is saying
breathes heavily through gaped teeth
That we niggas can
pulls up pants slowly falling back below the waistline
That we can like get sum
snorts loudly through huge nostrils
Get sum of that you saying that
holds BBC in hands and shakes it twice
Some finna
eats skittles and KFC while having some grape drank
Hol up so u be sayin is
licks teeth and grins
That this little white gurl hurr
AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOOsmacks lips profuselySO HOL UP HOL UPstealsSO U BE SAYINgets jiggy wit itSO HOL UP U BE SAYINeats a skittleAAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYINchecks for nearest KFCU BE SAYINcollects welfareHOL UP HOL UPlicks teeth and smacks lipsAYYYOO U BE SAYINdoes the crip walkSO U BE SAYINopens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brownHOL UP SO U BE SAYINtweets about dis and goes to check in with hisparole officerWE GON BEdindu.nuffinsFINNA WE GON BEsucks air through teethAYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BEpulls up sagging pantsSO WE GON BE
instinctively looks around for policeSO U SAYIN WE GON BEfaints and then gets up repeatedlySOM FINNA
scopes dem tittiesSO WE GON BEshouts at movie theater screenSOM FINNA
chucks spearAYYYOO SOM FINAsets down cotton baleHOL UP
strokes welfare check pensivelyWE GON BEthrows gang signSOM FINNA
swings from basketball hoopWE GON BEgrabs dick and shuffles left and rightSOM FINNAparticipates in a drive-by shootingHOL UP MUH NIGGUHconverts to IslamU SAYING WE GON BErepeated World Star yelling in the backgroundSOM FINNAsells crackThat THAT THIS WHYTE GURL HUR IS KINGRolls a bluntAND WE GONNA FUCK THIS GURL PUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSY AWWWWW SHEEEEEEEEET
>>673912087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5f76gnJi2ys
It's from Hunger Games but when I hear it I imagine me and Taytay in some fantasy forest kinda setting, playing, resting, completely peaceful
>>673914023
I'm sorry I was reading this when I heard a loud cheering noise to find out my team is losing.
>>673914212
blame blackanon for your misfortune. like how I'm blaming him for that incredible 6 captchas I just went through.
>>673914446
>>673914410
Why must you do this
>>673914626
>>673914764
Not exactly no
>>673914626
because taytay vult
>tfw Taytay's never gonna be a serious actress and lead in her own movie franchise
>>673914173
sounds good
A team's succes is obviously determined by the amount of Swifties that support it, so I gues my team doesn't have a lot of Swifties.
>>673915186
No strangers watching, no whispers turning into talking, And no talking turning into screams.
Cause we found Wonderland
>>673915200
you're just not posting hard enough, anon
>>673915183
>taytay will never star in a quentin tarantino film
I never knew I needed this.
>mfw taytay would be disgusted by a black dick and never go near one.
>>673915200
Dubs confirm
>>673915389
yeaahh!!!
>>673915471
I'm trying.
>>673915553
lack of quads don't confirm
Why must you be so focused on what color the man is anon?
Shouldn't all that matters be Taytay's happiness?
>>673915733
dubs confirm.
>>673915808
please just stop this, anon.
>>673916044
Stop what?
>>673916044
Taytay's murder face
>>673916287
joking about destroying taytay's superior genetics is almost as bad as actually doing it, anon!
>>673916395
exactly why I posted it
>>673916344
cute
>>673916344
You think Taytay's spayed her cats? Or is she gonna wanna get some grandkitties sometime?
Ayy we lost 3-1 TayTay why must you do this.
>>673916584
hahahaha
>>673916489
But anon, it's not destroying them.
Taytay and her eggs cannot be sullied. I could get her pregnant every year and each of those children would still be perfect in every way because a part of Taytay is in them
>>673916584
punishment for something, surely. did you partake in any heresy lately, anon?
>>673916754
STOP
>>673916528
I don't think so, she should be a grandmother yet
>>673916730
Can't win them all but we rarely win actually.
>>673916785
I did not, actually. Maybe it's just a test.
>>673916974
Not until you stop your racist ways which demean Taytay's purity and stay in the way of cherishing her happiness
>>673917231
she would never be truly happy without a strong, aryan husband! she wouldn't see a fragment of herself in the mulatto eyes of the little demons you would have her spawn. she would not be content. every day of her life would be filled with regret.
>>673917445
Oh my sweet summer child, your hatred blinds you to the truth of Taytay's light.
Maybe one day you'll see it and understand.
>>673917445
this
>>673917445
>She can literally get every heterosexual male in the world
>She knows this
Pretty sure she asks herself questions before committing.
>>673917839
wouldn't be surprised if a few homosexuals turned for her as well, to be honest.
Almost image limit
I ain't stickin around for a third thread tonight, sorry lads.
>>673913460
Jeez it's like one of those vegetarians that don't eat anything from an animal like milk or eggs
>>673918269
that's called a vegan
>>673918223
not too busy anyway so i wont either i think
>>673910666
>>673911888
>>673909111
Tfw got three tripsin one thread
>>673918466
it's been good today, though
night everyone, in a moment anyway
>>673917839
You know what they say anon, behind every beautiful woman, is a man who's tired of her shit
>>673918223
Yeah, this should be the last one
>>673918533
That gif is her looking at this thread haha.
I guess that's it then. Night anons, see ya Wednesday.
>>673918891
night everyone, or have a good monday if your american i guess
reminder I'm OP tomorrow
Is there gonna be a thread tomorrow or not, some anon said they could be OP but unsure how many swifties can make it
>>673918755
Dubs confirm
Good night everyone, and especially good night to mlp Swiftie
>>673918766
Hah, and I got more dubs, oh what a lovely day
>>673919561
What you are is TayTay's gift to you, what you become is your gift to TayTay.
