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Eurofags- you have exactly 10 seconds on why you're not cut. Pro tip- because you are pussies.
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Nb4 jew,
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>>673897080
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>>673897080
Nice b8, plus burden of proof is on your side..
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>>673897080
>because you are pussies.

Yeah because babies are notoriously tough and brave.
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i like sand worms
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Not a jew.
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Kek enjoy your male genital mutilation.
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>>673897080
You are literally less of a man when part of your penis is taken away.

You probably didn't even ask for it. You're just trying to make best of a shitty situation by acting like your parent's didn't screw you over by removing a large amount of feeling from your mutilated penis.
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>>673897080
>because our body parts are rocks
Bait harder next time OP
0/10
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>>673897751
You should consider moving to Arrakis then.
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>>673897080
Why do you think the only people here are either American or European?
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>>673897080

Because being cut is for jews and people with medical problems on their genitals.
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>>673897080
Body modification is for imperfect beings.

My body... is perfect.
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>>673897080
C'mon fuck off, jewfaggot.
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>>673897080
what kind of sick civilization would cut something away from their genitals?
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>>673897080
My parents decided not to chop of part of my dick.

Frankly I'm grateful my folks weren't baby-mutilating maniacs.

Sorry for your loss, OP. I understand why you're trying to make yourself feel better about it though. At least try to enjoy your Special-Olympic-tier fucking. Cos she won't.
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Thanks to modern hygiene products I can keep my uncut dick clean and not risk infection. Also thanks to that extra layer my head is more sensitive thus I enjoy blowjobs, pussy, and a tight ass much more than you. You'll never know the amazing feeling because your head is all dried and thick-skinned from having no protective layer. My orgasms feel better than yours. Nigger.
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My mummy says my penis is beautiful just the way it is.
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>>673898853
Your mother is a whore.
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>>673898853
Your mom said the same thing about mine
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>>673898594
eagleland
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>>673897080
Uncut 'cause my parents love me.
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>>673898182
That was pretty fucking autistic
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This is such a stupid argument on both sides. Some girls prefer cut, some prefer uncut. This basically comes down to which they are more familiar with. Whichever you are, your gf is not wishing you were the other way--she probably never even thinks about it. If you're hooking up with different girls, some have a preference and it goes both ways.

If you like your penis, that's awesome. If you don't like someone else's penis, you're a fucking faggot for having an opinion about a penis. Why do you care unless you're planning on interacting with it?

There is no better or worse. They both have positives and negatives. It all comes down to whether or not you're happy with what you have. If you are, stop yelling at everyone else's dicks.
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>>673898803
Pretty much this
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>>673897080

Perfect analogy. Diamonds are an overpriced scam and so is having your dick mutilated as a baby.
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Cut because my parents wanted me to actually get pussy and not get laughed at and/or make girls vomit every time I whip out my cock hammer
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>>673897080
I'm not a jew nor am I a muslim.
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>>673899054
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>ripped by woman
>not cut from gas
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>>673899101
> Some girls prefer cut, some prefer uncut.
Let me fix that for you
Some Amerifat girls prefer cut
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>>673899101
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Hhmmm. Think of porn stars. All cut. Why? Because women think it's gross. Nuff Said.
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Notice when the fake Christian starts make threads, this shit thread is started?

Give your activism a break We get it. You don't like Christians or the cut.

SAGE BITCH
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>>673898182
nigga Cell is all about body modification to become perfect.
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>>673898182
and cell was beaten by gohan after his hair was cut
cut = modification
checkm8
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>>673899537
>porn stars
>women think

Have you ever asked a woman about what porn they like?
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>>673897080
Because millions of years of evolution created a foreskin for the human penis, because it has advantages that a penis without hasn't.
and then there is you, a stupid amerifag who chose to be carefully removed from the human genepool by evolution because of your missing foreskin
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>>673897080
Looks like the Americut is desperately trying to find a good reason for being less manly for getting a part of his very (former) manhood removed. He refuses to realise that he will not enjoy sex as much as the manlier males, however he can find comfort in the knowledge that he will not need to carry that burden due to the fact that no girl will ever fuck him.
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>>673899224
>virgin detected
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>>673897080
Female genital mutilation: illegal
Male genital mutilation: legal
OP: pasta bait faggot
Me: sage
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>>673899664
THE PERFECT BEING
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>>673897080
Pro tip - we're uncut because we are pro-tip.
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>>673898803
There's no way you're this much of a faggot and enjoy pussy more than i do. Also i have uncut friends who can't cum from a blowjob. The sensitivity thing isn't as much of an issue as everyone seems to think, that has more to do with how much you abuse your penis/how you're wired.
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>>673899738
ya, just like our appendix, right?
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Because we're not slaves to a 2000 year old dogma.
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Quint get
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>>673900022
fuck you
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>>673899990
>ya, just like our appendix, right?

YA JUST LIKE THAT MAN

Let's just pretend that there's no such thing as medical science and assume that just because we can live without something that it serves no purpose to the human body.

http://www.cirp.org/library/sex_function/

The foreskin is one of the key pleasure centers of the penis. You literally don't feel sex as good without one.
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SAME THREAD
SAME ARGUMENTS
SAME LIES
SAME SHIT-POST
SAGE FOREVER
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>>673897080
That's why
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>>673899990
actually the appendix has a function for the human body, it just gets critical when it becomes infected
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>>673897080
Uncut here. Girlfriend loves it. Don't care elseways.
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>>673899956

Right on, right on. Whatever makes you feel better.


Nigger.
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>>673899349
Idk man, I'm not an expert on fat chicks so I'll leave that to you. Is that what they tell you when you ask about the look of disappointment on their fat face after you manage to lure them back to your studio apartment?
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>ITT: angry uncuts wishing their cocks weren't ugly as fuck
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Ignore this thread, and he'll go away.

You anons able to do that and not be trolled?
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>Be me (cut) out chasing it
>Meet some 7/10 qt ballsloading.exe
>My buddy (uncut) scores first heading outside to the car with his waifu
>I'm next. Back to her place. Feelsgoodman.jpg
>Next day buddy says- Goes to car. It's happening!
>Uh Oh. loadingerror.txt Blow job interruptus. >q/t sees smegma pee pee- ewww gross I'm outta here.
>mfw Alpha cut male scores and fag with a sleeve doesn't
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>>673897080
because im not a fucking sandnigger
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>>673900583
>ITT: angry cuts wishing their cocks weren't ugly as fuck
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>>673900583
>Implying I can't choose to cut off part of my penis whenever I want
>Implying you're in a position to have an opinion because you live a cuck life where your parent's through it was a good idea to jewify your pecker
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1) Your logic is flawed. You cannot compare a part of a human body to super compressed carbon.

2) Only women take aesthetic of practicality. It feels better with foreskin.
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>>673897681
Your dick skin can get cut off at any age you dumbfuck.
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>>673897080
You had your dick mutilated by a jew doctor in an unnecessary procedure. You will never know how truly great sex can feel with your whole dick.
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>>673899909
WELL I WONT WATCH THIS ANYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>673897080
You were born with fore skin. If a doctor cut it off you are forever missing a piece of your dick.
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>>673900890
Oh look it's that kid I made my bitch.
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>>673898032
I'm actually happy my parents did it. I don't have to deal with an ugly cock now and hopefully never
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>>673897080
>americans totally not under jew control


Literally brainwashed into thinking cutting foreskin off is about cleanliness when its actually a kike practice

Not to mention your taxes go to isreal

Get fucked, there is no such thing as america its literally a dumpsite for isreal
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Hello faggots. Today is the day we are all gonna know the truth. Cut or uncut? Of course the majority of people already know the truth but for the butthurt minority who can't accept it, here are some facts.

1: Cumdumpsters enjoy uncut cocks more than cut cocks.
Source: http://www.healthcentral.com/drdean/408/60750.html

2: Fapping feels better.
Source: http://www.cirp.org/pages/anat/

3: Circumcision sensitivity.
Source: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,285532,00.html

4: Despite the reduced sensitivity, cutfags last just as long as uncutfags when fucking.
Source: http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1743-6109.2005.00070.x/abstract;jsessionid=E233A9E106A9
A6D724B4E3606446784E.d03t01

5: Cutfags have a more difficult time fapping.
Source: http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1464-410X.2006.06646.x/abstract

Which was the reason it was promoted in the USA.
Source: http://english.pravda.ru/science/health/27-03-2006/77873-circumcision-0/

6: Increases erectile dysfunctions.
Source: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/sites/entrez?cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=14979200&dopt=
Abstract|

7: If too much skin is removed in circumcision, it can make the cock smaller since the dong needs some skin to expand during an erection:
Source: http://www.altermd.com/Penis%20and%20Scrotal%20Surgery/buried_penis.htm

http://www.drgreene.com/azguide/inconspicuous-penis

8: Circumcision does not lower chance on AIDS.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22096758/

9: Circumcision is more hygienic.
Partially true. But who the fuck doesn't clean their dick? It's a three second job you do when you shower so this is not a valid argument. Stop being a lazy nigger.
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>>673897080
not a jew, and not in a place where i can't take showers and have a clean enough body to be concerned about cutting some of my bodies parts.
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>>673899101
Your mistake is believing this debate centers around what women think
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Wow uncut homos much angrys. Cuts enjoyed many more womens. many more tastes of the sweet pusses. many more sensitivites. cuts quiet because super to turtley heads.
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>>673901216
>I'm actually happy my parents did it.

Do you think maybe that's because you never had a choice, Anon?

>It's okay for decisions to be made for me, as long as I agree with them in the end.
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You fuckers are still arguing over this shit?

It has to be the same people. There can't be this many people stupid enough to think you're changing anyone's mind.
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>>673899101
I can't believe something so level headed and reasonable appeared on this thread.
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>>673901341
Yep, a fucking activist.

This is who is baiting your assholes.
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>>673901531
>stupid enough to think you're changing anyone's mind.

Care to explain the reason behind your post?
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>>673901151
what was that? i can't hear you over all this perfectness
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JUDEN
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>>673901738
I rest my case.....
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>>673897080
ITT people who are pissed off their penis was mutilated against their will.
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>>673901880
i think he's implying that you're stupid to try to make people stop with the threads
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>hurrr durrr mutilation
i dont know what you've been googling but my cut dick looks exemplary
take your anteaters and fuck off
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>>673901750
Yiff.
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>>673901526
Yea pretty much. Not gonna argue with that. It worked out pretty well idk why your complaining
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Cut. Glad to be cut when baby. Parents also got me vaccinated without asking me. Sorry your parents did'nt love you enough. Evolution is passing you Euorfags by. Enjoy living with your foreskin in the third world. Losers
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>>673901750
He still couldn't beat him and had to use the spirit bomb...
Regardless,OP is a faggot and this thread should be saged
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Idk my girl says she likes it .. but girls have lied before
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I'm not a Jew pig
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>>673902312
cutfag here
this is gonna fun
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>>673902097

I hate activists. And that is what OP is. You all allow him to troll you. Well, you have been told the real reason behind these threads. Have fun then.
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femfag reporting

uncut dicks are fucking gross and smell like shit
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>>673902736
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>>673899101
You're speaking a lot of sense there. For me though the bottom line is it's mutiliating (that's not an exaggeration) a child's genitals. I don't care what any consenting adult does with their junk, but to inflict it on someone, a baby no less is vile.

Think FGM. No proponent of circumcision could ever denounce female genital mutilation and expect to be taken seriously.
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Circumcised Men are superior. In looks, earnings, success, women, power. More billionaires are cut. More movie stars are cut, more rock stars are cut. No you stay in your basement with your cheese covered dick screaming about mutilation and jews. Hahahahahahaha.
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>>673902825
you sure you know what youre asking for
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americuck here

sandpaper dicks are robbing you of increased pleasure. and who cares if you last longer for a gril if you only feel 10% the pleasure nature intended you to from sex.
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>>673902722
>thinks it's stupid to try to change people's minds
>tries to change peoples minds
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>>673902736
Vaginas are worse.
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>>673902736
Bifag reporting

This is a troll or you happened to hook up with dirty cunts
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>>673902877
to imply that female genital mutilation and circumcision are the same thing is about the stupidest thing i've heard all year, and donald fucking trump is running for president...
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Femanon weighing in- Been with both. Really prefer cut. Just cleaner and easier. But don't even try to compare this to female circumcision.
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>>673897080
Trying to claim you had a choice in your parents sexual abuse.
Trying to defend your parents in the action.

I think it makes you the pussy Americunt !
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>>673903331

fuck off fat kyke bitch
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>>673903058
WRONG

I'm not trying to change your mind about getting cut.

I'm alerting you dumbfucks that the OP is an activist. I even said, have fun if you want to stay.

Damn, you fail at life.
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>>673903211
Care to explain the difference?
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>>673902936
the uncut population sits in their dark room all day patrolling threads like these ready to attack, i honestly think uncutfags are so defensive of their gross cocks they feel the need to obsess over them
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I'm going to USA to study in a few years. I'll show your fucking women a real dick.
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>>673903421
>I'm alerting you dumbfucks that the OP is an activist. I even said, have fun if you want to stay.

Oh ok, that's totally different
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>>673903113
people sweat and dont shower every hour on the hour

unless you have OCD your dick probably smells
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>>673903211
>haha look at me i made a political joke!
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guess who is circumcised? The next president of the free world.
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>>673903390
>sexual abuse
sorry no, i wasn't raped, i wasn't molested, extra skin was just cut off.
now go pay for achmeds food and internet
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I'm a girl and I'm uncut myself :^)
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Mother fuckers take a knife to your dick.
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>>673903424
female genital mutilation occurs without pain relievers during older years of life, removing the clitoris completely against their will and in filthy, unsanitized conditions to punish women for enjoying sex and controlling them with fear and mutilation

circumcision is still technically "bodily mutilation" at its very definition, but done at birth, in clean environments and with the intention of preventing disease and hopefully preventing painful overgrowth of foreskin
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>>673897666
not op, but here is proof provided
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>>673903538
So when you're gonna have sober sex, shower or rinse your dick in the sink.
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>>673903580
more of a pop culture joke actually

whats your point, you trying to be condescending or something
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>>673903760
You was raped of your manhood cuckold, the fact you defend your parents in their action shows what a fucking little faggot you are.
You do know the real reason for it apart from the fact if you aint Jewish and its religious background right?
It was to stop little fags like you playing with yourself lol.
Now run along little boy, we know your mom wears the pants in your house!
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>>673904078
mother fuckers take a knife to your appendix
mother fuckers take a knife to your tonsils
mother fuckers take a knife to your gull bladder
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>>673904227
or you can just be circumsized
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>>673904085
So if female genital mutilation happened at birth in a clean environment it would be just as okay as circumcision?

Also
>the intention of preventing disease and hopefully preventing painful overgrowth of foreskin

This is false, it's widely done in the USA because it's tradition.
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>>673899101
to women all dicks look wierd
but i showed this i to a few and they all had the ew, makes me want to sew my vagina shut reaction
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>>673904335
>my feet smell so I cut them off

Are all Americans this dumb?
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>>673904241
no im showing that you're fucking retarded
>look at me make an argument about something then make it look as crazy as (x) pop culture reference
get off fb
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>>673904153
Faggot here, that one on the right is clearly an uncut one with the foreskin pulled back. All you've done is show the dangers of hanging weights off your foreskin.
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>>673904153
You have a pic with foreskin covering tip and a pic of foreskin pulled back not cut as it can clearly be seen.
How fucking dumb do you have to be to not even notice this before you used the photo?
FUCKING KIDS ON /B LOL
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>>673897080
fuck off kike
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>>673904394
I'm a woman, I love uncut dicks, even have one myself. But what in the fuck it's that? And I'm not talking about the foreskin
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>>673904335
>less sensation due to constant exposure of the glans
>less attractive to people born in a culture where both are equally common
>saves 5 seconds of washing with the glans pulled back when showering

No reason to mutilate your dick unless you personally prefer it, which is totally your choice of course.
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>>673904302
lol i dont blame my parents because i dont play the victim game, would i remove my foreskin now if i had it? hell yes.
>inb4 u don no wut it feels like
and?
have fun with your smegma while i leave my dick unwashed and it still looks clean
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>>673900874
but your probably got cut by old creep when all you could do was to climb on carpet
faggot
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>>673904504
>you need feet
>you dont need foreskin
>being this retarded
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>>673904153
b8
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>>673905023
I dunno man, we have wheelchairs.
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>>673905023
When someone has a weak argument, they have to go to places that don't make sense.
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>>673905023
>baiting this hard just because his parents ruined his dick
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>>673904365
it's not false, but you're also not wrong about one thing. aesthetics plays a huge part, but that doesn't mean everything else i said is wrong. there is irrefutable evidence that circumcision can cause:

>A decreased risk of urinary tract infections.
>A reduced risk of some sexually transmitted diseases in men.
>Protection against penile cancer and a reduced risk of cervical cancer in female sex partners.
>Prevention of balanitis (inflammation of the glans) and balanoposthitis (inflammation of the glans and foreskin).
>Prevention of phimosis (the inability to retract the foreskin) and paraphimosis (the inability to return the foreskin to its original location).


also, if female genital mutilation happened at birth in sterile and clean environment it would still be fucking outrageous and nonsensical to remove a woman's clitoris unless it could help prevent diseases or potentially fatal, life threatening illnesses
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>>673904394
Ask your doctor for surgery, you can reduce that foreskin without exposing the glans.

I've never see anything like that
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>>673905023
>you dont need foreskin
No but it helps in a lot of ways.
See
>>673901341
to learn a few things you uneducated fuck
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Muslims, Jews and Americans are 99,9% of all people being circumsized.

> break to laugh my ass off

You cucks can even cut off your nipples for all I care.

Erect uncut penis looks just like cut one because skin gets stretched. You don't need lube for sex and you don't lube for masturbation because skin moves and you avoid friction. As to hygiene I can afford showering every day.

Cut dicks are like mythical American liberty. We will enjoy our true European freedom while FBI forces backdoor into your iPhone and some redneck wins election. You're going to be the cucks of 2016.
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>>673904504
feel free to read literally any other post i made in this thread.

seriously, are all britfags this lazy?
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Kek watching this b8 work is hilarious
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>>673905411
You wanna get some citations on your bullshit?
I'm seeing a lot of evidence to the contrary in this thread.
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>>673905441
ITT: cutfags getting triggered because parents ruined dick
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>>673897080
you are a dirty fucking jew, please killyourself
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>>673905436
This faggots getting triggered!

Has to wrap himself up in his blanket made of foreskin to feel safe.
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>>673897080
Because my parents weren't jewish?
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Oh Jew silly boy,

It's nothing better than feeling how someone is pulling your foreskin back with her lips. Also I don't need lube to fap in an extremely nice fashion.

So if your foreskin is no trunk, it's pretty nice.


Plus! I have the choice to just cut it, if I shouldn't like it one day. But jew...I mean... you... have never experienced the benefits of a foreskin, crippledick.
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>MFW I got circumcised and all the sexy q/t came running
>MFW the "intact" suck asses have had to defend the poor parenting they received.
>MFW all the losers on this board wasted their life
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>>673905507
Meh, you guys have been cucks the last century so I'm not too worried about us here.

>muh dick

Being a cuck runs so heavily through your blood you use nigger lingo now.
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>>673904845
Are all Americans dirty faggots like you anon? Cut off your hands so your armpits never sweat and you don't have to wash them.
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>>673904845
>lol i dont blame my parents because i dont play the victim game,

Thats what alot of victims of abuse say, its like Stockholm syndrome, you are on here defending your perverted parents sick thoughts of your penis.
I bet you are a sexual deviant just like them arent you, thats why you defend them.
Actually i do not have smega, i know how to wash which you have clearly just pointed out you are to lazy to wash your dick.
As for looks, lol, you mean old weathered leather that women say feels like being fucked with a wooden broomstick.
Keep on trying to justify your mutilated dick kid, if it helps you sleep at night while your moms pissing herself laughing how she mad you less of a man.
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>>673905812
In all honesty it's bemusement that I'm having to try to explain to somebody why it's a bad idea to cut part of your penis off.

But yes, the thought that people thing this is a good idea makes me insecure.
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>>673905812
Why would somebody who is uncut feel insecure.

We still have a choice.
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>>673897080
Got cut when i got cut and stabbed when i was 15 years old from a mudslime who had sorounded me with me 10 of his slimey friends.
Since then i fought with nearly everyone who threathend me.
I basicly awoke from faggot beta to pure alpha and changed my whole live
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>>673905623
You're so biased, it wouldn't matter any way. You'd just deny any and all evidence contrary to your agenda.
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>>673897080
cut or uncut rocks are different from cut or uncut pieces of skin you monstrously retarded pillow fucker
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>>673906386
Shut the fuck up then m8.

Not interested unless you can argue properly.
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>>673897080
YOU CUNTS ARE SUCH LOSERS IF YOU DON'T HAVE MY HAIRCUT AND INSTEAD HAVE THIS OTHER HAIRCUT. NUFF SAID.

This is how you look

That's how sageworthy this type of thread & your sort of mindset, cancer, is.
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>>673906104
if i could replace them with metal arms? hell yeah bitch
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>>673906111
>mfw my life doesnt center around my lost extra skin
>mfw uncutfags are mad
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>>673897080
Cut is superior. Anyone who is uncut claiming they're better just have small dicks and make themselves feel better by making up false claims of cut men losing feeling. Congratulations on having an extra couple grams of skin on your dick. You're still a virgin and that extra skin won't hide the fact that you have a micropenis.
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>>673906621
The American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP) says the benefits of circumcision outweigh the risks. However, the AAP doesn't recommend routine circumcision for all male newborns. The AAP leaves the circumcision decision up to parents — and supports use of anesthetics for infants who have the procedure.

Circumcision might have various health benefits, including:

Easier hygiene. Circumcision makes it simpler to wash the penis. Washing beneath the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis is generally easy, however.
Decreased risk of urinary tract infections. The overall risk of urinary tract infections in males is low, but these infections are more common in uncircumcised males. Severe infections early in life can lead to kidney problems later on.
Decreased risk of sexually transmitted infections. Circumcised men might have a lower risk of certain sexually transmitted infections, including HIV. Still, safe sexual practices remain essential.
Prevention of penile problems. Occasionally, the foreskin on an uncircumcised penis can be difficult or impossible to retract (phimosis). This can lead to inflammation of the foreskin or head of the penis.
Decreased risk of penile cancer. Although cancer of the penis is rare, it's less common in circumcised men. In addition, cervical cancer is less common in the female sexual partners of circumcised men.

Circumcision might not be an option if certain blood-clotting disorders are present. In addition, circumcision might not be appropriate for premature babies who still require medical care in the hospital nursery.

Circumcision doesn't affect fertility, nor is circumcision generally thought to enhance or detract from sexual pleasure for men or their partners.

http://www.mayoclinic.org/tests-procedures/circumcision/basics/why-its-done/prc-20013585
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>Let's discuss our penises

OP is indeed a faggot.
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>>673906104
my hands aren't attached to my armpits though
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>>673897080
That left one is some female garbage stuff, looking pretty is for girls, metrosexuals and faggots. The right one however is what truly impersonates pure manliness. Its rough, hard and its what women want to stuff inside their cunt when theyre horny.

Get over it.
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>>673899101
Fag comment, go back to your circle jerk hippie! Circumcision is a religious and cultural procedure that has become routine as a matter of course. Trying to get everyone to huddle together and accept their differences is gayest thing I've ever heard liberal queer.
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>>673906902
Obvious right? Only gay males LOVE uncut cock.
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>>673906991
if anything this kind of topic itself is a circle jerk
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>>673906958
I meant your arms, obviously.
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>>673899652
If you want to create a meme and don't have the eduction to know the 'big words'; use spellcheck retard.

If its not your meme, don't spread retardation, retard.
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>>673902312
>evolution
Lol these ameriflats using words they don't understand
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>>673902119
no kitty that's a bad kitty!
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>>673906815
just point you here as im to lazy to repeat what anon said
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Yeah so sorry your parents didn't know how to join the 21st century with all the fancy hospitals and doctors. All that dangerous knowledge really has helped Euorpes decline. Losers.
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>>673906852
>Cut is superior. Anyone who is uncut claiming they're better just have small dicks

I think your parents cut a bit to much of yours dumb ass.
Cut means smaller, i think you need to educate yourself tiddly dick!
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>>673906864
>Easier hygiene.
I'll give you that, but I'm pretty sure surgery is a pretty extreme measure when the alternative is to wash your dick properly

>Decreased risk of sexually transmitted infections.
Why would I put my dick in something without a condom? Again, I can avoid surgery by taking 30 seconds to put a condom on, also avoiding the risk of contraception and STDs entirely.

>Prevention of penile problems.
Surgery is a good idea in these cases, the argument does not apply in any case when the persons foreskin works as normal, which is the vast majority of the time.

>Decreased risk of penile cancer.
Again, true, but be realistic. We're talking a tiny fraction of a tiny fraction of difference here.

I can't see the justification of surgery to avoid menial inconveniences.
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>>673903331
>cleaner
Ok, there are gross people but not really an argument...at all....
>easier
In what regard?
Literally makes no sense
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>>673899682
Because women's opinions who are paid to suck and take blackcock don't really matter; curious what real women really think?; consensus: it looks weird either way (Source: Episode of Adam Ruins Everything, available on Youtube)
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>>673899862
You, asexual virginfag.
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>>673906864
KEK posting American Academy shit from a country that is trying to justify mutilation, can you be even more retarded if you tried LOL
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>>673900363
> The corona is the most highly innervated part of the glans penis.19 Zwang argues that removal of the foreskin allows direct stimulation of the corona glandis and this may cause premature ejaculation in some males.

reading a few things in this i noticed there is a good deal of speculation and opinions, including yours vs your link
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>>673908249
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>>673908220
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>>673908214
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>>673908220
Mayo is a respected medical authority around the world.

And YOU are?
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>>673906864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCSWbTv3hng
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>>673908488
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>>673908516
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>>673907924
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>>673901341
^ a real cock enthusiast, this one. Needed an excuse for when his mom finds cock pics on his computer and in his browser history. 'Its research'.
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>>673897080

Why have Americans all got Jewish cocks?

Guess who cuts their cocks too... Muslims.

kek
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>>673897080
no, I had to pay at 18 to get cut. so give me some credit fuck, I didn't have a mother that would have made me normal, I had to fucking pay for the circ. god damn op.
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Whos the pussy ? Getting circumsised because its "unhygenic"? Doesnt sound exactly manly to me, little clean Princess.
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>>673897080
Not a jew
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OP has only got 95% of a full dick, but calls others pussies...
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>>673908488
Is that a fact lol.
Please kid, keep telling yourself that, you really are that dumb!
Unlike America you will never see the need for commercials for erectile dysfunction in the west because unlike you faggots its not a major issue as we do not chop of our dicks
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>>673901846
Carries a JEWeler's loop in his back pocket at all times for instances like these.
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>>673897080
because of nature faggot.
why should someone cut off a piece of my cock lol
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>>673898032
It doesn't remove feeling. The foreskin covers the glans you dumb shite. Girls like it better, it feels better, and I don't have to deal with cheese dick. So what if a few likes did it.
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Not sure why this argument is even relevant since none of us are getting laid anyway.
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>>673897080
Cutfag here, but seriously, why would you try to justify circumcision?
>hur dur I love having a mutilated dick that has the majority of its nerve endings removed and makes sex 60% less pleasurable cuz I'm 'murican and my way is the best way
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>>673909115
Yes, it is a fact.

http://mastersinhealthcare.com/blog/2011/10-most-prestigious-medical-centers-in-the-world/

http://www.topmastersinhealthcare.com/30-most-technologically-advanced-hospitals-in-the-world/

Any other stupid lies you'd like to tell?
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>>673909115
Commercials are called Capitalism idiot. Our TV is not run by the state.
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I am cut, but not because I wanted to. My foreskin had a very small hole when I was born, so small it took me about 15 minutes to pee, so they had to cut it. I don't feel like less of a man because I have less skin on my dick than on an uncut guy, meat is what matters. Anyway, why can't you accept your body the way it is and stop making this cancerous thread? Hitler accepted being short and people still loved him, why should people not like you because you have less skin on your dick?
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>>673897080
being cut shows you have a sense of fashion and style that other uncut guys just don't have
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>>673908863
Like muslims even have hospitals or surgery to perform the process. Unless they just bite it off. Oh.
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>>673910157
That 'small hole' in your penis was a vagina.
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>>673909388
speak for yourself
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>>673909288
>it feels better
I bet it does. How many have you taken so far?
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>>673909807
Again masterclass posting they are most prestigious, so blowing own trumpet and topmasters another American website defending America, WOW how did i miss this LOL
Fuck me kid, try harder PLEASE!
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>>673909993
Its called proving a point you dumb fuck, you have dick issues in America!
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>>673910212
>>673910212
Yep, insecurity about size of your dick
Insecure about how it feels for a girl
Insecure in not having any sensation in it
Insecure about parents who abused you
Insecure about why its small
Insecure as to why the tip feels like wood
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I was cut 3 weeks ago

AMA
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>>673911190

Deny...deny.....deny

.>>673906386
>>673906864


I rest my case.
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>>673911366
You're talking about the prevalence of advertising in a capitalistic society, not medical facts. You didn't prove shit. Link to a verifiable study demonstrating that Americans have more issues.
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>>673911685
how does it feel to be superior anon?
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>>673912477
I'm still getting used to it. fapping is weird but that's probably because it's not fully healed.
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>no foreskin
>glans is not covered, so what
>magically gives +45% to AIDS resistance
>cutfags feels exactly the same as uncutfags, but they last longer and can fuck for 35 min
Is this what Americans actually believe?
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>>673906024
>all the losers on this board
Including you.
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>>673912870
nicely done sewing
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>>673912870
i hope you're using lube
>inb4 lolz uncuts dont have to use lube
a price to pay to be superior
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>>673913031
not sure if ironic... it's pretty meh and leaves a small bulge under the sewed part. it's because my case of phimosis was pretty bad

>>673913307
I don't yet. I shouldn't be fapping yet at all
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>>673897080
>eurofags: pussies
nailed it!
>inb4 muh flapskin, smegma-holder, aids crease
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>>673913991
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_HIV/AIDS_adult_prevalence_rate#/media/File:People_living_with_HIV_AIDS_world_map.PNG
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>>673898032
>You are literally less of a man when part of your penis is taken away.
See, that doesn't mesh with massive U.S. cock-to-spare
Eurococks: statistically smaller by 1.7 cm than U.S. cock

Dirty skin fold is dirty. Chicks detest. Smells
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>>673913797
I WANKUS WITHOUT LUBUS
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>>673914424
That's because you have niggers.
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>>673897080
jokes on you, i'm cut and from the Netherlands
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>>673914635
Neanderthalands?
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>>673914214
So . . . you post a map of the world with NET number of people with AIDS, not adjusted per capita, all the U.S. combined, none of Europe combined, and fail to account for the immigration rate as well.
Then, you seem to ignore at the outset that the map is flawed in that it has nothing to do with the post to which your reply as literally every single study has shown a higher incidence of sexually-transmitted diseases in the general population for uncircumcised as compared to circumcised penises.

R ya dumb?

Next time, just post of pic of your mom, naked. Would be more relevant.
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>>673914214
"The WHO recommends considering circumcision as part of a comprehensive HIV prevention program in areas with high rates of HIV.[12] For men who have sex with men the evidence for a health benefit against HIV is less clear.[13][14] Its use to prevent HIV in the developed world is unclear as well.[15] Circumcision in general is associated with reduced rates of cancer causing forms of HPV[16][17] and risk of both UTIs and cancer of the penis.[4]"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumcision

P.S. see the citations quoted therein and read them if you are literally that fucking dumb to post a map like that
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>>673915266
Oh, it is relevant. Enjoy your AIDS, Americunt.
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Cause I'm not a jew fag
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>>673897080
Kike detected.
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fags 4skin 4 life on 4 chan
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>>673906864

Then why aren't the AAP's conclusions reached in other 1st world countries?

http://pediatrics.aappublications.org/content/early/2013/03/12/peds.2012-2896
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>>673897080
How come there are always cutfags who are behind these dick threads? Are you really that insecure?

Uncut because it's the 21st century
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As a cut fag I think this whole debate is stupid. Some people are content with being content and others are not. To be honest I wish I was still uncut, sadly I'm not. However, all I can say is that bringing up this debate because you feel bad about yourself isn't going to make the situation your in any better.

TL;DR: The argument between cut cocks and uncut cocks is stupid and results in nothing but circle-jerking.
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>>673915722
He's been owned so often in this thread. He's discredited completely. Has to resort to teenage level come-backs to try to save face. Makes the cringe even worse.
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>>673916388
Cut* not content. Sorry, I'm tired and haven't slept in over 20 hours.
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>>673897080
>mfw I am being mocked for not being mutilated as a baby
Come on anon you're just trying to make yourself feel more secure about your fucked up little Jew-dick, get a grip boy.
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>>673909288

LOL, a bunch of girls I've fucked were relieved to find that I was cut. You realize that many guys don't clean their dicks as often as they should, so that really smelly black stuff that accumulates on the bottom of your toe nails instead accumulates in the folds of the smelliest area imaginable (when sweating), the penis.
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>>673916403
>circumcision reduces the chances of AIDS
>USA is flooded with AIDS

Do explain.
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>>673915543

The studies that the WHO is using to make the link between circumcision and HIV reduction is flawed.

http://www.publichealthinafrica.org/index.php/jphia/article/view/jphia.2011.e4/html_9
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>>673916722
Right but not all guys are unwashed little africans
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>>673916126
Look at the name on the editorial you posted. They prove their own hypothesis.
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>>673904603
idk the one on the right looks dry and disgusting.
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Who in their Bright fucking mind pays someone to cut a part of your Dick. You are a facking Morron. If it wasn't suppose to be there, it would not have been grown. You all American fags are way to proud of your saggy bodys and cut off dicks.
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>>673897080
actually it is because my parent's at least cared enough not to take some of the pleasure of sex away from me
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>>673916751
He already explained it to you. Having trouble understanding or following along? If you are, your so called "educated" comments are anything but.
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>>673902186
maybe because your manhood down their is only half the manhood it could be
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Easy ... feel the back of your hand ... now feel your palm.
Now you know why circumcised dick sucks!
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>>673917168
Ok Ok, take it easy. You don't have to be so sensitive.
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>>673898594
Muricunts
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>>673917879
the guy on the right,
his hat says fag
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>>673897080
>diamonds are the same as penises

Kill yourself KIKE
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>>673917879
That makes absolutely zero sense mang
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>>673897080
You realize you are cut due to the Jewish religion right?? like your grand pappy's pappy would not have been cut.

and everyone else knows you don't need to be cut in order to maintain hygiene in a 1st world country

Try and keep up America, you still are riddled with relics of the past

FFS you have a snake oil peddler running for president /facepalm
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/b/
where you are a fag if you shave
but not a fag if you are cut

????????????????????????????
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>>673897080
America falls for the teachings of a religious but job, years layer still defending it. Shocking
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>>673919049
everyone are fags on /b/, faggot
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>>673919180
I think my phones auto correct just developed mental handicap for a moment
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>>673902365
kek
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>>673897080
Trump is cut therefore I am cut.
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>>673915543
WHO top kek.
You know that the WHO is one of the biggest lobby organizations sponsored by pharmaceutical companies worldwide?

Most of the stuff they publish is complete bullshit.
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>>673920809
Got proof of that or are you just a huge fgt?
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>>673920777
If that is true, do you know if it is possible to undo a circumcision?
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>>673897080

Only barbarians practice genital mutilation of children.
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>>673921701
i could because i saved the skin that was removed, it's kept preserved in the same facility that houses the body of Walt Disney
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>>673897080
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Dutch and cut. My foreskin was too tight causing all kinds of nasty infections. At least the nurses gave me some ice cream afterwards...
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>>673922118
welcome to the Cut Club brother
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>>673909993
Right its run by a corporation..that also runs the state...
Much difference there
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>>673897080
kill yourself you filthy kike!
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>>673897080
Circumcision might be the most faggot thing a male could do.

http://www.cracked.com/article_16313_the-5-most-terrifying-rites-manhood-from-around-world.html
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>>673922309
>club

What are you 5?
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>>673904302
Didn't know this was a rekt thread
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