What kind of self hating woman would regular this board?
>>673863259
would wear that, cuz god dayum i love me some stockings.
>>673863429
>male
>>673863429
You a trap or just cross dresser?
Some women like to see fucked up shit, that's all. We're not all delicate flowers.
>>673863259
Don't take /b so seriously faggot. There's the real world and there's this shit
>>673863683
Pretty sure everyone on /b/ is broken in some way
>implying you are female
You answered your own question.
> Self-hating.
>>673863837
Currently lacking a pen for timestamp, but here's my tits anyway.
>>673863259
well about 8 years ago my gf at the time used to just sit in my room showing me weird shit on here getting my ip banned and then i started looking at shit here too after i was looking into the ban cause she was complaining about it she was trolling people in a thread that everyone that was in got perma banned
>>673864136
Timestamp please.
Snapchat please.
>>673864136
That lack o' TS suggest a dick.
Found a highlighter
>>673864601
Damn, this thread is win already.
>>673864672
>>673864601
You tits look like an amusement park attraction that's been neglected in favor of better, newer, bigger and more exciting ones.
Your tits are a D- in appeal and make me sad.
>>673864809
>Hi, I'm gay and like dicks. I literally suck cocks all the time and do not like women.
I like her tits.
>>673864809
Can't win 'em all, bro. :)
>>673864783
I'm pretty sure there's a dick beyond the edge of that frame...
>>673864783
Nice, I'm glad we still have some hot slutty femanons on this board
>>673864136
You really didn't have to do that
But eh
Post navel closeup
Spread pussy wide, femanon
>>673864809
i think they're lovely
because it's so fucking funny i love watching people argue in /b/ but yeah, i've become kinda insensitive after being here for a while
>>673864809 >>673864601
I would ride that ride every day it was open.
>>673864864
2 fingers in pussy from both hands, spread wide open please
An hero. Post stream link.
>>673864783
show us your panties.
>>673864601
>what kind of self hating female regulars this board
The kind that's such an attention whore she posts topless pics without being asked for them
>>673864783
hairy bush suggests female neckbeard
>>673865312
>>673864783
Or dick. Inb4 dick.
>>673865377
Hi newfag.
>>673865377
Im completely fine with them being here
>>673865377
dude she is not an attention whore, she just knows how /b/ works.. KYS fag
>>673865377
I agree with you. Wholeheartedly. How atrocious.
>>673865312
But I'm not wearing any :)
>>673865377
she's probably ugly as fuck so she seeks the attention she craves here
>>673865656
Post navel closeup god damn it!
>>673865377
<3 I'm julianon. I just like treating my bros.
>>673865656
feet pics pls
>>673865752
And I'm buuuugs anon, I like fucking with pictures using a starship troopers motif.
>>673865708
You want it closer?
>>673865614
kek
>>673865856
Yes and more looking into it, breasts are nice but damn it navels are sexy
>>673865752
You are fat and your tits make children cry.
>>673865979
stfu she's hot
>>673865856
you go girl
>>673865979
Gee anon, you hurt my feelings. You better stop it before I backtrace you.
>>673865856
gib me da pusi boss
>>673865856
Show us your bush?
What's your bra size?
>>673866056
kek
>>673865683
Yeah I'm pretty ugly anon you got me :)
dont listen to those faggots, you have gorgeous tits, show more please
>>673865856
Holy shit your body is perfect.
Butt and thighs please?
>>673866056
KEKE.
>>673865856
got me hard
>>673866035
FATTY.
>>>>673866125
second this because truth
>>673865856
Girl let me see them toes
>>673866220
kekd pretty hard at this
>>673865856
>>673863259
Well there are also male feminists.
Some people just like to hang out with the other team
>>673865856
post armpits pl0x
>>673866041
Elbow
>>673866304
There are no male feminists, just gutless white knighting hanger ons who don't actually understand feminism. Prove me wrong.
>>673864783
neato
To answer OP: The best kind of women. Evidently
>>673866304
yeah and like get bjs a lot because that's like currency in the feminist ranks
>>673865656
>>673866362
>implying modern feminists understand feminism
:3
>>673866107
38E
>>673866446
get some light in your room girl...
>>673866446
dem curves, try showoff your ass
>>673865426
>>673866431
Kek thanks anon :)
the ones with daddy issues
>>673866446
>>673866553
toasting i epic bread
>>673866637
so nice, bend over?
>>673863259
The one with the same kind of self hate as us.
>>673866541
Sorry anon, at a friend's place.
>>673866514
>>673866637
Can we see your face, or Atleast your lips
>>673866697
deep
>>673866637
>>673865656
looks stupid tight. are you a virgin? inb4 hymen check.
>>673866446
Nice body but bad image. Use a better cam, bitch!
>still no navel close up
^.^
>>673866705
thats a pitty, these colorful dots ruin your perfect body...
>>673866878
Yes. And I gotta go bros, I'll be around now and then. Julianon out.
You have a rockin body
>>673866955
>still no navel closeup
>>673863259
I don't know, but now that you mention it I'm pretty self hating and I've been a regular for a while.
I'm also a feminist who enjoys it here, how the fuck does that work.
>>673866955
Am I the only anon here that want to know how hard she'll scream if someone took a knife to those milk jugs?
>>673866955
very good looking and a nice smile 8/8
>>673866885
I'll remember that next time <3
>>673866955
>gets simple requests
>just posts low res boob pictures over and over again
guess this caliber of woman isn't too smart.
>>673866637
have you ever taken anything up the ass before?
>>673867161
yes this guy
>>673866446
How old are you?
>>673866982
The tease
Did I just look at bait, or have you somehow avoided dickings despite being hot (which would challenge my assumption that all females loose their virginity <16)
>>673867234
I would assume her father
>came for tits
>stayed for BUUUGS
>>673867234
No.
>>673867324
yeah haven't fucked with a thread in a while.
>>673866637
How old are you??
I think she'll make a cute rape victim... if you catch my drift.
>>673867269
It's true, I'm a virgin. I just got busy with other stuff and it didn't happen. I've had guys interested in me, dated a few, but I was always more focused on work and school. I'm 28 and I'm just now having my sexual awakening. Would love a cock in me.
>>673867372
Think i saw you late last year in a thread, I'm only a casual lurker tho
>>673867628
>implying you could handle all of this
>>673867665
kek perfect, me too :D
>>673867645
I was very active a few months ago so possibly.
>>673867726
You are my hero. Take my virginity? <3
>>673867628
will be great^^ just took a 21years old girls virginity^^ she said its different and a lot better then she expected ;) with that body, just get some nice sensual men and explore that adventure. besides: moar pics please?
>>673867861
sure thing
your planet or mine?
>>673865708
navel...
kanker op
>>673864136
Nice
>>673865656
SHOW YOUR FACE SLUT!
>>673867861
mine too!
>>673867916
Sorry anon, I'm with a friend and not in a place to take anymore. I'll be posting in the future, so hopefully you'll catch me again. And I will take your advice. :)
>>673867916
I was going to take this one girls virginity
turns out she was an Arachnid tank bug in disguise
>>673867000
kanker eens op autist
>>673864601
Fake
>>673864783
Also it's gone in this photo...
>>673865006
you are a part of the problem
>>673867628
Where you at? I have some friends I could set up with
>>673868028
I'm only foolish enough to show my body on /b/. Try harder faggot.
>>673868087
what kind of bullshit bug language is this?!
>>673865377
She understands the rules
>tits or gtfo
i like how everyone here seams to have ADHS and is on speed :3
>>673868130
now THAT is the only convincing and truthful thing Ive seen in this thread.
>>673868149
the same language "navel" is from, retard.
>>673868098
It was written higher up on my left fit, which as you can see the area is not even visible in the second picture. Silly goose.
>>673868270
not sure about that
>>673868319
Tit, rather...
>>673868319
here is a VERY difficult request
post a picture of the back of your hand, but still make it look lewd.
>>673868358
one of best movies of all time btw, I think I'll go watch it right now
>the only good bug is a dead bug
Julianon.... Snapchat?
>>673868052
disappointing... just avoid some stupid gymbread... have someone who will continue to have sex with you^^ first times are not that good...
>>673868358
I'm doing the Federations work
>>673863259
The kind that likes loli and hates to admit it
>>673868468
dude you are creepy
>>673868112
Thanks but no thanks bro, I intend to lose it to someone who stays far away from /b/ :)
>>673863259
You forgot the rule, there are no girls on the internet
I like this thread
You are fat and I hate your ugly body.
>>673868543
Haha None of my friends go here, we all work high end financial jobs. But I understand. Hope you good day :)
>>673868543
faggot piece of shit normie cuck
>>673868705
Kek, ok anon. Don't worry - I still love you.
>>673863259
One with a penis, stupid.
>>673868426 sorry I can't, see
>>673868052
>>673868703
me too
>>673865377
You fucking retard. She just understands the rules, please an hero cancer.
>>673866528
DAMN girl hit me up on kik my name is: tentenmemes
>>673868937
pfff why not?
here I can grab the closest thing on my desk and take a picture of it right now.
>>673864136
>>673864601
>>673864783
>>673865856
>>673866955
i approve of these tits. moar
>>673864809
>Virgin detected.
Not all tits are porn star tits kiddo
>>673869068
I seriously love you so much I hope you show up next time I post pics.
>>673864136
>>673864601
>>673864783
I love your body anon, my favorite body type
>>673869154
I get that a lot, people here either really love me or really hate me
>>673866514
>>673866708
Just in case there's any confusion, these are not julianon.
>>673869209
Thanks man :)
>>673869255
Kik me baby
>>673869255
I saved some of the pics of mine that you edited and I can only hope no one goes through my phone kek
>>673869354
I don't have kik, but if it's what all the cool kids are doing i'll get it.
>>673869463
on the other hand if you're in the southern oregon area and want to hit up a fun couple drop me a line with timestamped tits at [email protected]
>>673869255
Can you edit this picture of me about to shoot some BUUUUGS!
>>673869463
Don't do it. Tis bait <3
>>673869463
Lol i hope this is op, probably not but if so kik me when youve made it: tentenmemes
>>673869616
I'm a little north of the border
>>673869648
what isn't these days
>>673869620
ok
>>673865412
Idiot.
>>673869834
Sick, thanks bro. Have a meme in return
>>673869834
of oregon or the USA, one could result in us coming to visit sometime if you're into something long term, the other will result in me shrieking something unpleasant about canada.
>>673867628
do you fap
>>673869947
Every day.
i only have one friend so theres that
>>673869938
hold on hold on hold on
you asked for tits in >>673869616
you do know i'm a dude right?
>>673868052
sorry im not that often on /b/... add me on kik thejeffb would like to hear on your progress ;)
>>673865148
>>673866111
Thou shall not go unchecked
>>673870115
Sorry bro I don't have kik
>>673870114
Ha, I totally didn't, thought you were the girl camming because I just came back from getting some shit done.
ok I have a kik thingy, what the fuck do I do with it?
>>673870114
Kek
>>673870203
/b/ need IDs again
>>673870183
just get it^^ its free and a handy messenger ;)
daaaayum you look good! thanks for sharing.
>>673870337
it really does
>>673863683
define fucked up
>>673870414
thank you
r8 my clock
>>673870011
also checkem
>>673870474
Like last Thursday when some faggot implied that consequences would never be the same.
>>673869154
you still around suspected femanon?
>>673870722
lel
>>673870600
Check'd
gay thread
>>673870844
>>673870600
>>673870011
Woah what's going on here
>>673870844
>>673863259
Not self hating I just have a offbeat sense of humor and I'm a bit fucked in the head
>>673869044
lmao. implying that a girl would add you, a male that has no redeeming qualities that anyone knows about.
>>673863259
Belly butthole
>>673871012
I can respect that I guess
>>673871039
brutal
>>673871103
>>673864783
Fucking hot, if I had a printer I'd tribute you.
>>673871366
creepy
>>673870832
Yeah had to shower. What's up?
>>673864136
>>673864601
>>673864783
Great, so you're a pathetic whore who actually felt the need to show people how little you have going for you that you actually posted pics of your repulsive body.
Post another pic of you hanging from a noose. In the meanwhile, do you have a younger sister, say, at least half a decade younger than your used up cunt? Post nudes of her, because you're no longer any worth to society.
>>673871604
Gee anon, you're gonna make me cry big lady tears :( it's too bad I can't please the big bad wolf of the internet's asshole
>>673865571
No, YOU don't understand the concept of TITS or GTFO.
If some slut is willing to post her tits, she isn't the sort of human with an opinion that should be given any value, because they don't value themselves.
>>673871514
just checking who all is in the thread still and what my function is now that no one is posting pictures.
>>673871366
Kek, thanks :)
>>673871724
Good thing the cyber police is here to enforce the rules! You go anon!
>>673871604
>browsing 4chan
>calling other people pathetic
kill yourself
>>673871604
show us YOUR tits see if they match up!
>>673871754
It seems to be us and some random that just got his heart broken :(
also made a kik
don't know what to do with it, so i'll just leave this here.
>>673871724
Calm your shit Ahmed.
>>673871712
I don't care whether you live or die, slut.
Your only worth is your body, and it's about ten years sour.
>>673871858
Kill yourself attention whore.
You have nothing to offer.
>>673871913
>>673871922
>>673871983
Here come the white knight scum.
>>673871983
Kek
>>673872028
Aww shucks man, what ever will I do without your approval?
>>673871604
Edgy cunt. Don't ya know the rule?
>>673872028
Also, no <3 try harder
>>673869255
i missed you
>>673872114
Eat non halal food and look at chicks who aren't covered up head to toe instead of fucking goats.
>>673872028
i'm not a white knight
i'm in the MOBILE INFANTRY!
>>673872192
I missed me too
>>673871604
careful you don't cut yourself on that edge bub
also I bet you don't take rejection well, seeing as how you lashed out at someone for posting tits, who cares if it's a real girl, it's tits.
>>673864136 how about a vagoo shot for your white knight here
>>673872416
I posted it earlier, but here's one with time stamp. See >>673865656
>>673872585
I managed to sneak into the bathroom for another pic kek
>What kind of self hating woman would regular this board?
tfw this thread got derailed like a mofo
>>673872585
I approve
>>673863818
This IS the real world faggot. This is how people TRULY want to act and be like. Humans are sin by nature. What you cnsider the real world, is a disguise. A front. We act nautra in public because we expect better of eachother and ourselves, but deep down we all want to rape, murder and pillage. Open your eyes faggot.
>>673872585
sharpie in pooper?
>>673872820
It's called adapting and having fun
>>673872585
Very nice, thanks.
BTW When you do have sex, remember size matters both ways. I advise having some lube handy, whenever I've taken someone's v it's been one night of cautious prodding and hymen stretching, and then actual sex the next day
>>673872585
what are your thoughts on loli, shota, and pizza?
>>673872881
Thank you so much my whiteknight bugs <3
>>673873070
you and the others in this thread turned out to be alright anons.
thumbs up to you all
>>673872979
Not my cup of tea. I prefer my pizza with lots of meat.
>>673873070
also feel free to add my new kik if you have it, doubt i'll use it very much but eh, it's there >>673871982
>>673868470
yes my mistake
Story while I wait for ASA rainbow table
>be me
>be greyhat
>be approx. 2 years ago
>engage with femanon
>she's a liberal
>im a pragmatic racist (niggers are not people but black people are K)
>argue
>continue argument through e-mail
>eventually transition to txt
>eventually dicks and tits+vag exchanged
>finds out im slightly more capable than a script kiddie or a java programmer
>apparently ThatsHerFetish.gif
>one of her fav movies is war games
>ok but i cant MITM defcon (never tried)
>eventual meetup at a halfway point
>meet at a diner
>>673873318
I don't have one yet but I took a screenshot so once I get one I will contact you and provide timestamped ta tas so you know it's me.
>>673873448
I just made one because an anon asked, story of my life.
anyway cool, tidies are nice, never would have guessed in a million years my incessant thread fun posting with starship troopers would one day result in tidies
take that everyone who got mad at me in ylyl threads!
>>673873264
by pizza i mean cp
>>673873636
Corporal punishment?
>>673873636
I know what you meant, I was just fucking with you. But no, I prefer grown people in my pr0n
>>673873756
figured
do you have any fetishes you would consider fucked up at all?
>>673873636
>Meat Pizza
>MP
>Man Pussy
Thats nasty
>>673873811
everyone should have strange fetishes, makes things more fun.
>>673873811
I don't think so. Pretty normal fantasies.
>>673874102
so you would call agree then that you are in fact a normie then?
>>673873438
>never actually seen her face, just her tits and genitals
>in diner, look around, a few couples, one lone girl at the counter
>100% sure girl at counter it cant be her, shes 8/10 easily
>sit a seat away from her
>pull out phone, txt her 'do you have gray-blue eyes?'
>few secs after txt, see girl next to me fish her phone out of purse
>get up, sit next to her
>its her
>this is the woman i will hatefuck
>almost immediately start arguing how neo-communism masked as a socialist implementation is subversion of the human initiative unless youre one of the benefactors
>and other stupid shit
>wants me to show her how haxx0r i am
>think for a moment
>holyfuckthatsperfect.tiff
>the TV in the diner is a smart Sony 2011 model
>i know 2010 and 2011 models will autojoin an unencrypted/non-hidden WiFi
>create an AP on my phone
>it connects sure as shit
>use sony smartphone remote control app to connect to it
>i point at the TV
>she looks
>i snap my finger and the TV shuts off
>'how the fuck did you do that'
>2/3rds of subverting cybersystems is knowledge
>tell her 'guess i got lucky' which was technically true
to be cont
>>673874184
Nah, just virginal. Unless that's synonomous with normie :) in which case it's up to you how you decide to classify me but I'll refrain from doing so until I impale myself on someone.
>>673874184
I have a number of fetishes, one of the bigger ones being navels and female midriffs, is that strange enough or am I also a normie?
>>673866955
Jessica put those tits away
>>673874596
hey i'm also a virgin, well, i haven't had penetrative sex, but Ive done a number of other things in the foreplay area, so i'm not 100% inexperienced Ive just never gotten around to going all the way.
>>673863683
This! I lurk and I'm a chick
>>673874608
Get outta here weirdo
>>673874762
Would you be willing to share a cock pic so I know what you're working with? :)
>>673871111
checked
>>673874796
>>673874880
not on 4chan as others here really don't want to see my member, but over some other medium sure.
>>673875097
Ok I'll wait til I get kik.
Bugs & Julianon 4ever <3
>>673875279
should be fun
>>673875465
this thread took a very strange turn for me but i'm ok with this.
>>673872918
Maybe you do. Most don't. There's a bid difference between joking around and actually wanting this shit.
>>673875560
Well I gotta head out sir, but we will certainly meet again :)
>>673874343
>feeling gangster as fuck
>my demonstration won her over hard
>showing people actual "hacking" is boring until you do shit like produce a Fapening
>she asks me why i do what i do
>tell her how i compiled my first kernel when i was 12 (linux 2.4.5)
>fascinated by computers and communications
>self-taught to a CCIE level (and cert'd for it)
>information is power
>all forms of media are biased from CNN, Vice, Fox, Stormfront, BBC, Al Jazeera, name it
>internet (aside from the obvious) has no bias
>she agrees with me for once
>talk more, argue again, but playful arguing
>asks me if i ever broke into someplace serious
>answer "yes"
>wants to know more
>tell her i cant tell her because plausible deniability
>realize sun is going down
>fuck it this day has already been enoyable im just gonna be blunt
>ask her if *we* are getting a room at a hotel nearby
>she says yes
>she asks if i can hack us a free room
>probably, Marriott most likely has shit security at the edge but i got money
>get into room
>my recon dude-o "cutter" calls
>she thinks cutter is a buttonman 'cus of his name
>im just a grayhat not fucking LulzSec
>she says shes gonna take a shower
>grabs my hand and brings me with her
>fuck in shower
>fuck on bed
>fuck on wobbly ass table
>etc etc
>she was pretty good, hair smelled like pomegranates
>i love pomegranates
>lost her shit when i choked her, made her yell who that pussy belongs to
>sleep
to be finished
>>673875744
look forward to!
>>673875465
I'm glad I wasn't the only one pushing this ship. Good bread is good.