Shit you have found on Tinder
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Shit you have found on Tinder
>>673850150
Fucking hot
That honestly is hot ...
>>673850379
Hot
>>673850150
>baby one month away from being born
>to a mother who wants casual sex
>presumably she chose a pump and dump player to fuck, who is the father of the kid
>this is the future
>a future of fatherless kids with slut mothers, welfare, and players is unsustainable if you enjoy shit like a prosperous first world society
It's over.
>>673850413
Careful, might be a trap
>>673850150
>be 4'11 midget girl
>literally believe you're entitled to a 6'4 Adonis like me
wew lad
I mean I know this is Tinder and not every last women on Earth is like this, but god damn.
O-oh...
>>673850821
why would she want to be 1 1/2 feet short than her boyfriend?
What the fuck
>>673851254
Holy shit all the pictures are of the same stock photo old lady!
>>673850821
>Wants to be fuckdoll for tall guy
> manlets crying
>mfw 6'4"
>>673851272
im 6'3 and dated a girl that was 4'10. She liked feeling protected. didnt both me, easy to pick up and throw around in the bedroom. Looks odd when she standing next to you tho
Nothing to say on this
>>673851631
Did you swipe right?
Monkey child.
>>673851272
Dominance. They love feeling dominated.
They basically want Daddy 2.0. That's what I've gleaned in 14 years of dating and fucking and all the retarded shit that comes with it.
>>673851465
6'4 brethren, how are you?
Funny thing is these girls hate manlets, ask why there are so many of them, and the answer is that short women keep spawning. The mother's genes determine height more than the fathers from what I know.
>>673851737
I wish I knew how to shoop the JUST haircut on his head.
>>673850150
You in Calgary? Could of sworn I saw this chick on tinder a few nights ago
>>673850821
Holy crap, she's tiny! Good at basketball? Don't think so.
I consider myself standard tall, being 6'2, but seriously, who would want that much of a difference?? It would be like dating a female, very bitchy version of Tyrion.
>>673852034
6/10 try harder next time
>>673851956
Yes I'm in Calgary
>>673851465
The video that pic is from is gold
>>673850150
This is fucking AMAZING !!!!
Never shop when you're hungry
Never brows dating sites when you're horny.
>>673852384
Word of wisdom.
>>673851851
This is true. But I should also say that even if the chick says she isn't into short guys, normal height guys, fat guys or whatever it doesn't actually matter. Anyone can talk their way into pussy with practice and luck. Just look at every fucking amateur porn video. It's nearly always some fat slob getting blown.
>>673850821
Dayum, lil whore is admitting she just wants to get railed standing and dumped by an alpha tall bro. No prob there, what a whore though lel.
>>673852340
>oh cool, there are still some real goths in the world...
>so much better than emo cunts, and sjws femnazi third wavers, this should be alr-
>they/them
>closer look at face
>fucking damn it.
U+040E
>>673852796
>extrapolating porn to be an example of the general populace
>anyone can get pussy, guys! for real!
bruh...
>>673854660
How did they determine ugly, average, and attractive?
>>673854660
My example wasn't ideal. Yours was worse. A reddit poll with statistically and logically impossible conclusions.
>>673854224
tip top kek
saved
>>673850821
I'm 6'6". This bitch has no fucking clue how tall 6'4 is. If she's 4'11 and says she wants 6'4, shes really probably looking for someone 6 foot even.
Not like this broad can fucking tell the difference from staring up at the underside of everyone's chins all day.
>>673851737
Jesus. Its like she thought 'what nightmare inducing photo can I use?' Imagine opening your front door to that. 'Here's our baby.'
>>673850379
fuck off fellow calgary fag
>>673855136
try this on for size.
>>673854952
They asked women.
85 percent of men are below average according to women.
How hard is it to believe that women are pickier than men? It's literally a biological fact.
this bitch be bigger than the horse
>>673850821
what a catch.
>>673855985
The only thing I understand here is "MacGyver"
>>673855735
although, women tend to be more ok with fucking below their standard.
>>673855986
Checked it, didnt find much
>>673856053
really? there's like three norwegian words, and 13 english words. anyway, text is not the problem, the fact that she's nearly the same size as the horse is the problem.
>>673853428
>size queen
>hnnnnng
>>673853428
das a mane
>>673856377
I can only read 80s action hero names, it's a curse.
>>673855735
It isn't even up for debate.
Just look at the way we're raised.
Every girl is told she's a princess, special, that deserves perfection. She has intrinsic value, she's doesn't need to prove anything, by being born with a vagina she is a princess that all men are compelled by society to support.
Boys? You're nothing. If you want respect you have to earn it. You're just lucky ANY woman is willing to even talk to you.
Woman calls her husband fat = she deserves better than lazy fuck, she's empowered for having standards.
Man calls his wife fat = WHAT A FUCKING MONSTER, you should love and support her no matter what.
Society is stacked so women all wander through life thinking they are several points more attractive than they actually are while men are generally much more realistic.
Women aren't just "pickier" than men, they're unrealistic and delusional.
>>673851944
>>673855735
Were the "ugly average attractive" evaluations done independently of the swiping, messaging and liking? Did they show the profiles to one group of women first and then see how they'd do out in the dating field?
>>673855821
Literally named nigger...
>>673854660
as someone who gets a decent amount of matches on tinder, this can't possibly be correct.
No Tinder but found this soulless man on craigslist.
>>673856638
they seem to be fun people
can you have success on tinder if you're poor? i'm kinda okay looking
>>673850821
> 4'11
Im 6'1 and id never date a woman under 5'8. A woman 4'11 is going to give you dwarves for children.
Got tinder today
> No one swiped right
> mfw
>>673857230
I'm not unattractive and have only had one match in 5 months...
>>673857199
Unfortunately he was very bland to talk to.
>>673850545
Piss off back to the 50s
>>673857190
Blank image. Repost it
>>673857450
well sorry to tell you bud you're unattractive
>>673856638
>mfw they go to my university.
>>673857397
Unless you're female or a male with the sculpted body of Greek god you won't be getting matches right away.
Females get far more swipes than males do, stupid gender dimorphism.
>>673856182
no they're not, friend. They'll do it, but they hate it.
This article is basically "my parasitic host isn't as nutritional as others! I'm a victim!"
https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/as-rental-prices-rise-women-stay-in-bad-relationships-to-survive
Sure, they'll fuck a seemingly unattractive-at-first-glance guy, but he needs high status in other areas to compensate for that to happen, so let's not pretend it's an easy fix.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/homo-consumericus/201012/men-you-re-only-good-looking-the-car-you-re-driving
Even then, he's still not truly any more physically attractive, is he?
>>673857620
No, I'm just avarage and boring, I could lie on my tinder profile but it's not worth it.
>>673857586
Would if I could. Corporate profits were limited, workers were paid very well, most people could pay off a house in a year or two, and buy a car with one paycheque.
>>673857631
Should I just swipe right for every cunt I see
or like actually take time and read their profiles?
this ham beast
>>673857503
She looks like sounds like and has the name as my philosophy teacher. SoCal.
>>673857642
Can you babies stop arguing over a non important topic?
In an hour this thread won't exist anymore and you would have accomplished nothing.
>>673857628
kek, tell them to pick up their Tinder game.
>>673857707
which means you're unattractive
>>673857586
>IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR!!! STOP SAYING THAT BECAUSE IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR!!!
to be honest, he's right; the welfare state runs us into debt and encourages socially destructive reproductive patterns. This isn't even conservitard babble, it's literally true.
>>673857607
>>673857929
top fucking kek
>>673855986
Ya hes a weaboo aswell
>>673857744
Up too you, I read every profile and swipe left 80% of the time even if they look good but sound annoying or stupid.
Guess my lack of matches is the result of that.
Also the duck face, don't care how good she looks if she's makeing the duck face I swipe left.
>>673857929
This man is a legend
>>673858037
Solid advice, thanks mate
>>673852384
fuckn prach
>>673857884
>joins in an argument
>to tell people to stop and that it's pointless
>>673850150
''You''
>>673857914
As a person yes I guess so, but I'm not unattractive physically, just avarage, I blend into crowds.
>>673857958
Bizarre. It's the only image that doesn't show up when I click the thumbnail
>>673850207
>>673850273
>>673850459
how
>>673857586
get a load of this moron
>>673858171
He's pulling out all the stops
>>673855735
Women SAY that they're picky, but then they don't leave you even if you repeatedly punch them in the eyes.
Bottom line is if your method for studying people is simply "ask them what they think" then your data is going to suck.
>>673858321
>>673858217
I'm laughing really hard right now but inside my heart breaks for that baby.
>>673858321
Jesus
>>673858230
>>673855821
would bust a nut so hard on her boobies
>>673858482
You would bang a negar?
>>673858188
You're unattractive faggot just accept it
>>673858451
Stop posting this soulless demon spawn.
>>673858574
But I'm not tho.
>>673858451
>>673858451
Here's what it looks like before I click...
>>673858730
...and after I click
>>673850150
I'd fuck her.
>>673857739
Constant threat of nuclear anihilation, shitty healthcare, war after war after war, shitty technology, unbreathable air.
You're like a weeaboo for the past
>>673858698
Mate we are all unattractive faggot losers here. Just accept it and everything will be much easier.
>>673858698
>cant get more than one match in 5 months
>boring personality
>you think you're average
You're unattractive
>>673858763
Brutal
>>673858715
this is gold
>>673858813
That does make things easier. I feel better now
>>673855985
that poor horse
how does he do it...
>>673858451
serial killer
>>673857926
History, economics and sociology disagree with you. You're just suffering from mean world syndrome.
For example, teenage pregnancy rates are as low as they've ever been.
>>673858217
This can't be real
>>673858785
Change your web browser nigger, works fine for me
>>673858924
faggot if you just accept that you aren't attractive girls flock to you and your personality gets better
>>673858813
>>673858867
Well, at least I'm not fat.
I'm a 6"4' 130 pound anorexic skeleton
But what I lack in body mass I make up for in self confidence, and narcissism, fuck I love my self.
>>673850150
this chick ive been talking to on Tinder looks exactly like Chloë Moretz.....
>>673858563
looks enough white to me. Would give her my pure white semen for mixing the race in our favor. Salma Hayek in her good age and shape
>>673857884
arguing over non important topics literally created modern civilization
>>673858867
mystery solved
>>673858763
going into the feels folder.
>>673859067
That's the spirit matey
>>673858763
fake and gay
>>673859246
You mean the cringe folder.
>>673859048
But I'm not unattractive
>>673858763
haha what a piece of crap
>>673859330
This
>>673859011
who said anything about teens? we're talking about single motherhood, welfare states and social decline resulting from them.
I matched with my friends girlfriend on tinder not too long ago, he doesn't know
>>673857835
That's just mean.
>>673858763
Image won't open for me. Here's what I get before clicking...
Tinder
Everyone trying to be funny
No one is
>>673852277
Dude I love h3h3 too! Way to go Ethan keep it up!
>>673859103
>exactly
well... no but you have to bust a nut on that beautiful face, for all your /b/rothers dying of getting laid
>>673859409
I found my brothers girlfriend on tinder, I laughed and swiped left.
>>673857835
>kilometers
haha get fucked euroscum
>>673859284
It aint
>>673859485
How do you know he's European?
Every country on Earth other than 3 used Metric.
I think she looks like Faker
>>673850150
I'd fuck her.
>>673856638
gotta love queenslanders
>>673858698
your mommy told you that?
>>673859571
I wish there were hot asians where im at.
>>673857190
That's actually kind of terrifying.
>>673859067
Are you me?
>>673859598
No, she laughes at jokes at my expense, she's cool.
>>673859555
checked.
>>673858397
whoag
1/3
>>673859067
i bet you're a faggot
>>673859555
>rekting that hard those eng-retards
>>673859485
Metric is not an accurate indication of a Europoor
>>673859731
2/3
>>673856747
ehh, alot of girls got insecurities bout their looks bro. alot keep saying theyre ugly when theyre not
>>673858785
I can't open it from clover too
>>673859775
the hell did you just say
>>673857503
>beautiful baby girl
>hook up? Swipe left!
Why do they all always say the same damn thing? Like that's supposed to make any dude want to hit that.
>>673859786
This map is also not very accurate. There are industries, such as carpentry, that use the imperial system in countries that otherwise use the metric system as a standard.
I feel that understanding both is a bit like knowing two languages.
>>673859731
>like a virtual strip club
holy shit my sides
>>673859452
>>673859452
>>673858763
...and after.
>>673853428
She high, don't deny.
>>673857503
>looking for a one night hook up?
>I'm very into faith and family
Is she bottomless?
>>673860044
maybe?
>>673859790
>>673859831
>wing it
>on the fly
>birds of a feather
>nesting creature
>take off
>break a few eggs to make an omelette
did the dumb bitch even know what you were doing?
>>673860038
You didn't read it right it says "looking for a one night hook up? Swipe left!"
>>673859831
> I love to confuse her with a barrage of dad jokes
>>673858217
God. Lol
>>673859801
And how many of those are fishing for compliments. They want to believe they are the prettiest in the room, thats why so many women have an ugly or much plainer friend, so when guy flirt with them they feel better. the ugly/plain friend feels good because attractive guys with talk to her that otherwise wouuld ignore her.
>>673859284
Another ad
>>673859933
for plumbers and shit it makes some sense too to use inches
but miles and pounds? that's just fucking stupid and useless
also °F scale makes me laugh
>>673855735
It goes beyond that. It's self-reflective. Women don't view themselves as highly as men view themselves.
We pass our own views of ourselves onto others.
E.g. why a scammer thinks everyone has an angle on something.
>>673859555
nice trips
>>673851737
>marshal mathers
>>673850150
i would unironcally gf her and take care of her coloured baby tbh
>>673859933
Yes a lot of industries use it as the US is a big economic and industrial country but the countries them selfs use metric, like here in canada we have imperial units on some things in small print so Muricans don't get lost but when it comes to road signes, schools, and what not it's all metric.
Signs all use Km and never use miles.
Fun fact NASA now only uses metric because everyone else's uses metric and this once resulted in a Mars orbiter plowing into Mars because the US manufacturer didn't use metric and didn't convert units.
>>673860255
nice dubs
>>673860139
Of course she did. She was just upset about the test, and instead of being understanding, this nerd starts making word play jokes about birds. She didn't get the jokes at first, and got upset because it seemed like he was being ondecending. Instead of apologizing, this nerd keeps going with the word play. Obviously more interested in being clever then getting to know her.
>>673860301
RIP Mars Climate Orbiter
Found a hipster
>>673851737
every child is a monkey child
>>673858810
and highly carcingenic products everywhere. Kent cigarettes used blue asbestos in their filters for 4 years from 1952-56, they are still paying money to victims/their families.
>>673859349
Holy fuck! Thank god I don't look like that.
>>673860421
hold on while I vomit
>>673860417
RIP
>>673858763
>>prison until 2020
So two counts of possession of child pornography?
>>673860392
Something tells me he wasn't trying to get to know her
>>673859321
She's led a hard life!
>>673850379
Hawt
>>673858763
learn how to screen shot you worthless grub
>>673860421
you can tell she would smell like shit
>>673857397
Patience grasshoppa
>>673858698
youre unattractive
>>673850545
>this is the future
Idk if you've been paying attention, but this shits been going on for decades. Nothing to see here...
>>673860421
>I don't follow society standards and expectations
Oh really, tell me more
>>673850150
can't take credit for these thoug but gf friends found these
1/3
>>673860845
3/3
>>673859011
teens are doing less drugs, drinking less, smoking less, staying in school longer, committing less serious crime... Todays teens seem worse because of the 24 hour news cycle and police response times are a fraction of what they were 40 or even 10 years ago.
>>673857190
You're a bigger faggot than he for searching for homosexual aids sex on craigslist kill yourself
>>673859488
tell that lumber sexual ginger to say sorry to Stephen
>>673850150
fffuuuuucccckkkk I love preggo chicks. it's not a looks thing at all. IMO they look nasty, but if you ever have the chance to fuck a preggo chick DIVE IN BUDDY you wont regret it
>hormones drive her horny level through the roof
>she'll gobble cock and want it in every hole
>deep, or hours on end, begging for you to pump her full of cum
I'm telling you, a horny preggo chick is THE BEST FUCK you will ever have.
I've started "hunting" them. it's tough (for me anyway) but I've nailed 11 preggo belly babes so far and every single one has knocked it out of the park for me.
>>673850150
Id hookup with her and shoot a load in her. For the whole month every day I'd shoot a load in her.
>>673860845
>>673860875
>>673860904
Boy or girl? I do not understand.
>>673858785
uou're a special kind of retard aren't you ?
Everybody can see that pic , just not you....
What does that mean ? That the problem lies on your side.
faggot
>>673857744
>/adv
>>673859591
They can't drive for shit but they sure do provide a quality kek every so often.
>>673859393
yes but teens who give birth typically have kids who end up teen parents as well. Being a teen parent significantly affects your lifetime earning potential. Ie. get pregnant early, you'll always be poor
>>673861084
It's your fault
>>673859731
top zoz
>>673854224
because ill pull the trigger bitch
>>673861061
me neither. I think it's a guy
i can't get enough of these...keep em comin plox
>>673860139
I'm not the poster...but i'm going to say no. No she didn't.
>>673860038
She means if you're looking for a one night hook up move along
>>673850150
95% of females on tinder are fake. Created by a bot or some faggot catfishing. This apps sole purpose is to make money off of chumps thinking they will get easy pussy.
>>673861228
>be me
>my mother had my brother when she was 15
>she grew up in trailer parks
>took care of mentally retarded little brother
>moved out at 16 to avoid alcoholic father
>went to college
>became a nurse
>became a doctor
She's fucking nuts though. Me too.
>>673861592
>is to unattractive to get matches
>"must all be bots"
>>673859103
her name doesn't start with an "A" does it?
>>673861061
>>673861347
Yeah it's a guy I'm pretty sure
>>673858217
My sides will never be the same
>>673855735
I dunno man all the girls I've dated have been better looking than me. Then again I actually get out of the house and talk to them in person rather than using a website that depends on looks 100%
>>673857929
Topkek
>>673859349
this nigga got me thinking of the Klasky Cuspo logo
Lol
>>673857884
Are you lost, newfriend?
>>673862008
>51
Jesus looking in the discount bin are we?
>>673860038
Dumbass, swipe left means no. She's declining hookups.
>>673857190
Cold dead eyes of a killer
>>673860827
And the full effects are not seen except over a multi-generational span of time.
>>673862091
and she'll still get fucked by guys hung better than you
>>673860038
Learn2Read, faggot.
>>673861672
Nope, do you know a similar looking girl?
>>673862317
There are guys who will fuck anything. Being a toilet isn't something you should be proud of.
>>673862317
I preffer 30s - 40s my self
>>673855735
Well that's why you need to GIT GUD motherfucker
Are you just going to sit around all day whinging because "WAH WOMEN DON'T FIND ME ATTRACTIVE"
How fucking beta do you want to be? Enjoy fucking your hand, loser.
>>673860421
would smoke with once maybe twice
>>673857366
Not to mention she'll probably die giving birth to any child not a midget if a C-section isn't available.
>>673850150
Maybe shes trying to plunge that baby out.
>>673860421
>24 and still hasn't grown out of that phase
bruh
>>673862492
You're so mad about a chick being into the D
You must be a cuck or something
What do you mean that you have to be attractive to get matches? I mostly only swipe right to 6+s only and take away all 4- I accidentally match with. Only write with them when I am drunk nowadays though. Also, I am not attractive at all so It doesn't make sense in terms of that fake picture about matches. Step up nigga
>>673860986
spent a few days every months cumming in a pregnant married woman down the street while her hubby was off making the money.
first she wouldn't do it in their marriage bed, but after a few times she gave in and after that I was filling her up and making her soak the sheets. Ring stayed on her finger too. I always had to struggle not to bust when she'd wrap her hands around cock and I'd see it moving up and down. Actually got cum on it more than once.
I miss her so much.
>>673860124
Good to see Markiplier getting on the game
>>673862704
>>one post
>>so mad
Ah huh.
>>673862555
where did he say any of that, you strawberry cunt?
>>673862814
Fucking confirm it why don't you
>>673862748
>I am not attractive at all
Definitely not surprised with that gay ass keyboard
Christ have some self respect
>>673859155
She doesnt look old enough to be in tinder. I assume you swiped right?
>>673862748
So you just swipe at pictures and never read the profiles?
There's my problem.
>>673862784
that tripped me out cuz my name is Mark...had to search the name to know who the fuck you were talking about
>>673862876
His entire fucking post, it reeks of self-pitying bitterness. WAH WAH WAH LIFE IS SO HARD FOR MEN, WOMEN HAVE LIFE ON EASY MODE
Get the fuck over yourself
>>673855985
I would climb that amazon and plant a little flag in her hair so that those after me will know that greater beasts have already made such lofty summits before them.
>>673850821
Im 6ft5in, the best sex I have ever had was with a blonde 5ft tall /100lb chick
>>673857503
I'm sure she discovered faith and family after her mistake of a child.
I don't understand why birches are all like this.
One day they're all soul-less went he's
The next day they're all saint ducking Mary's case they're pregnant.
>>673860421
fuck her and report back
>>673863074
stfu you 49 year old faggot
>>673863087
he just stated facts. Women are pickier.
for fucks sake, it's been proven that 17 women used to reproduce for every one man.
Polygyny is the natural order. It's a fact. Albeit it's not best for society.
>>673863013
>diet: Cocaine and viagra and avacados
>>673862949
Well at least I am getting daily pussy. More than you, bloody roody poo.
>>673860421
>mount royal
You an albertafag anon?
>>673859485
What's fun is that while the meter is defined by a physical constant, the mile is actually defined by... guess what, the meter.
>>673863253
I have to agree with this anon.
Females are just more picky,
fun fact human females being picky is why humans have the largest dicks of any other prime ape.
So when you are playing with you non 2 inch dick you can thank 2 million years of picky women.
>>673858230
Ya phones scared bruh, picture is too much
>>673863354
Indeed, very mild winter this year.
>>673862767
preggo chicks are the best, and most likely to cheat.
out of the 11 preggos ive had, 7 of them were married, 2 were engaged. the rest might have been single, might have had bf, I don't know, didn't ask.
nothing like pumping a woman full of cum with another man's baby in her belly, especially if it's her husband's
>>673859321
Always wear sunscreen
>>673863247
ok sry
>>673863406
>playing with you non 2 inch dick
>implying
>>673859485
I'm Australian, nice try americuck
>>673859067
lol good going stretch, I bet you look retarded as potato.
>>673850150
oh damn! I so want to bang a pregnant chick! (one that I didn't impregnate).
I've fucked ~35 females.
0 preggos
feelsbadman
>>673863253
>>673863406
>WAH WOMEN ARE SO PICKY
>WAH WHY WON'T WOMEN PICK ME
>WAH THE WORLD OWES ME A GIRLFRIEND
Grow a set of testicles, maybe if you went out and actually talked to girls instead of whinging about how they don't like you on a Taiwanese knitting internet forum then you'd actually fuck a girl for the first time in your life.
Lot of really buff girls in Portland for some reason
>>673863554
sterile/10
lol fucking loser
>>673862971
I read bunch of profiles. It's the best shit ever to read some of them retarded assume profiles that are on there. If not anything you do it to see if they are "one pic wonders". But pics are mostly deceiving seeming as I've only gotten nudes from girls that look innocent af. Also, write a profile yourself. Write it super long and shit as well to seem deep.
>>673863640
Because Portland is SO PROGRESSIVE WOMEN CAN DO ANYTHING A MAN CAN AND IF YOU DISAGREE YOU'RE A RAPIST
>>673863633
I wasn't saying I'm sad because women are picky, I was just offering a fun fact of evolutionary biology...
>>673863640
>>673856638
HAHAHAHA I KNOW THOSE CUNTS
>>673863496
>always wear sunscreen
>that song
>that speech
>nostalgia
>look it up to listen to it again
>1999
>17 years ago
holy shit I'm getting old
>>673859349
Uh why did you go with this particular face hair setup you got there?
>>673852340
>>673863714
Lol if you disagree these girls will slap your shit.
>oh gosh if girls find out they can defend themselves how will we rape them??
>>673863633
literally no one said this
get off the soapbox and cut the half assed Alpha posturing bullshit, son.
>>673861320
>>673862767
>>673863461
i still dont find them attractive
I just dont get the preggo fetish
>>673862748
Here's mine. But I am attractive, also my profile is fuckin great. It'll be following.
>>673863899
Profile
remember when /b/ wasn't as shit and we didn't all cry about dating apps. fucking dating apps, come on guys, you were the fags who trolled Scientology
>>673863841
/b/ is the only place he can project his beta male status and feel better about himself.
Anyone who uses caps lock is way to butt mad to make rational thoughts.
![Screenshot_2016-03-08-01-13-00[1].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1457/958/1457958775167.jpg "Screenshot 2016-03-08-01-13-00[1]")
1/?
>>673863876
you dont get the joke do you
>>673863997
2/?
>>673863688
>implying I wanted to impregnate any of them
>implying I was trying to impregnate any of them
>implying you're not a mongoloid virgin
>(one that I didn't impregnate).
fucking loser.
>>673864027
lol forgot pic
2/?
>>673863950
The only thing this profile is missing is "ma'lady" and *tips fedora*
>>673863899
GET ON MY LEVEL!
![Screenshot_2015-09-06-11-57-06[1].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1457/958/1457958967438.jpg "Screenshot 2015-09-06-11-57-06[1]")
>>673864121
3/?
>>673864123
Why do I have over 400 matches then?
>>673859731
mighty fucking kek
>>673864236
4/?
>>673863950
would write someting flirty to/10
>>673858763
KEK I bet hes a big starwars fan cause thats the biggest jedi mind trick ever
>>673864081
cry more faggot
PS: you're really the virgin and you sit in your parents basement covered in your own filth.
![Screenshot_2016-01-12-00-14-33[1].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1457/959/1457959112502.jpg "Screenshot 2016-01-12-00-14-33[1]")
>>673864318
next is two of my favourites, same profile, diff gender? 5/?
>>673859546
>Hobbies - YouTube
What the actual fuck
![Screenshot_2016-01-12-00-14-39[1].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1457/959/1457959179646.jpg "Screenshot 2016-01-12-00-14-39[1]")
>>673864409
6/?
same profile as 5/?
>>673864121
>>673863997
is that danish?
>>673864312
Photoshop
>>673864513
>to
![Screenshot_2016-02-01-00-33-00[1].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1457/959/1457959276388.jpg "Screenshot 2016-02-01-00-33-00[1]")
>>673864495
7/?
>>673864542
No its donut
>>673864592
Yes
It's so dank it's going to dank
>>673864657
that's pretty goddamn dank.
![Screenshot_2015-11-09-11-29-11[1].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1457/959/1457959393320.jpg "Screenshot 2015-11-09-11-29-11[1]")
>>673864606
8/?
>>673864542
Norwegian
>>673864013
Really bothers me when Asian girls eyes do that...it's like when they look to the side the far eyeball overturns and makes them look weirdly cockeyed or some shit
>>673864291
because women want to temporarily take advantage of you and your warm towels and then leave
>>673864743
9/?
>>673864717
The dankest
