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Non porn webm 3, 2, 1 GO!
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>>673812245
holy fuck, that looks amazing.
>>673812245
Holly fuck I love eating animals fuck those vegetarian fucks
>>673812245
The okra ruined it. Not a fan of em.
>>673812245
That second cut of meat looks like my gfs vag lol
>>673812245
Go to Austin
Stand in line for 2 hours
Order some of everything
Enjoy
Boom
>>673812245
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
>>673813548
Always look Right-Left-Right before crossing the street.
>>673812705
wtf
>>673813036
My nigger, what's the name of that kickass gas station bbq joint?
>>673812245
if that's not porn, why did it give me an erection?
>>673812989
Cuck
>>673812245
I thought this was a non-porn webm thread
>inb4 foodporn
>>673813858
>>673813865
"Oh no you di'int!"
Boom
>>673813818
Fag
>>673814208
Last of my vidya webms
>>673812245
Fuck you
>>673814487
Fag
>>673814411
My slightly misnomered "Engineering" folder.
>>673814222
Cucky Mcsucky
>>673812245
>>673814602
Nigger
>>673813036
is that in austin? was there saturday for SXSW
>>673814666
UNHOLY SHIT!~!
Boom
>>673812245
>Enjoying the taste of latex in your food
Plebs.
>>673814701
Le BlackyCocky McEaty
>>673814411
Damn... I was enjoying those
>>673812245
That looks pretty god damn tasty.
>>673814812
Boston Dynamics will be the Cyberdyne of real life.
>>673812245
My mouth's watering now, thanks.
>>673815187
aliums?
>>673815030
That's nitrile you simple ass nigga.
>>673815371
Each light had its own daylight sensor, they started triggering each other, rave ensues.
>>673815372
>>673814812
this is a prequel to terminator.
>>673812245
This video perfectly represents my thought process when asked to justify not being vegan.
>>673813645
more
Observe my minecraft bitch boys https://youtu.be/Fn_iTh_jOjo
Boom
>>673815261
>xfiles.mp3
>>673814870
>>673815010
>BackyardScientist
>Colin Furze
>>673814812
why are boston dynamics always dicks to their robots
>>673812942
lost
>>673815840
ive seen this since 2006 and never figured out what it is.
>>673814411
thank you for the dump. Seemed like good OC
>>673815927
oh shit
>>673815954
That is cool as fuck!! Amazing
>>673816219
It's all underwater, jetting two rings of food coloring (Or similar) at a perfect collision angle to see how they interact.
>>673816260
>>673814666
Evil!!!!
>>673816532
but the camera seem to discolor upon interaction, as if there's a shockwave or something?
>>673816736
>>673816798
It looks like a recording of a TV screen, the way that when it shakes it shows flashes of he basic RBG TV screen colors.
>>673816332
What game is this?
>>673812942
why'd those two guys get up and leave?
>>673817216
besiege
>>673817216
Looks like Besiege
>>673817299
Cooked some BBQ today if anyone is interesting I wil post it. Beer burgers.
>>673816332
What game or software is this?
>>673817438
>besiege
Thanks Anon.
>>673817514
Besiege
>>673817378
Shock, I imagine? The game glitched and gave them a free win.
>>673817514
holocaust simulator 2016
>>673812245
oh my god that brisket... Ugggghhhnnnn want.
>>673812245
I thought you said not porn, OP
>>673817057
thanks, that explains it.
>>673816977
jesus fucking hell that was brutal.
>>673815261
That's oddly satisfying.
>>673816032
Kek
>>673814666
Sauce for your 666?
>>673817771
That is a rib anon...
>>673816219
It's a physics test involving two rings of colored water shot at each other at the same velocity to measure the impact effects.
>>673817793
This one is a camera with a shutter speed in sync with the rotation of the blades
>>673817929
No idea. I've had the webm for a while. Try searching 'Ferrofluid Clock' though..
>>673815511>>673815265
Boston Dynamics was recently bought by Google too
>fear.jpg
>>673817949
did you even watch the video, faggot?
so many awesome webms itt. I have so many questions.
>>673815099
I'm more impressed by the craftsmanship, the measurements need to be spot-the-fuck on to build that and work as designed
>>673818221
...Yeah i saw afterwords the brisket. FIGHT ME
>>673814812
Those things are fucking nightmare fuel.
>>673815954
only the germans would test a tank gun's stability by putting beer on it. That is literally the most german webm ever
>>673818750
Kind of a dupe whoops
>>673818759
brits, america, etc all do this, it's called the pint test
its super common, japs just christned their new type 90-something tank last year with it
>it's basically breaking a bottle of wine on a ship launch
>>673812245
How's about some racing?
>>673818592
>>673816260
What kind of camera could accomplish this amount of zoom?
>>673818592
What kind of lens/camera was used to do that? It's amazing.
>>673817169
what a pity to ruin such a nice fingerbox
>>673819094
>>673819227
I heard the airplane one might be fake, but the other is confirmed legit. Don't know its model or anything though.
>>673819122
Last of my engineering ones here
>>673819094
iphone 6 camera
>>673818303
What the fuck holy shit that's sand wtf what
>>673813345
This made me laugh
>>673817057
i think it's one of these http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2015/08/06/realestate/Reducing-Skyscraper-Sway.html
>>673819392
I'm being called to do other things now I think
>>673813854
LMFAO
>>673818875
Builds super rock drill hammer
Still has to spin by hand
>>673815030
would you rather have the taste of Jose's fingertips instead you fucking faggot
>>673815261
Allahu akbar
>>673815372
>>673814812
>>673815954
I go to an engineering school and can confirm we all jerk off to things like this on a daily basis.
>>673819763
>Is posting on 4chan
>Doesn't know how to greentext
>>673815927
The Giant Titan dissappeared once again
>>673812245
this got me harder than any porn I've ever watched
>>673816977
Take a good look at the before and after frame. The camera is at a slightly different angle, but they're the same place. I think someone just took a picture of the before and made it a few seconds before the video of the explosion
>>673816798
You're too young for VHS tapes aren't you?
>>673812734
>I regularly masturbate to My Little Pony, and I've been thinking about killing myself so I might end up in Equestria with all those cute and sexy ponies. x3
>>673819874
Kek
>>673819542
Its from the ending of a netflix documentary called samsara. 100% worth the watch even if you dont like documentaries.
And yeah, manalas are created only to be destroyed. Theyre made by a few grains of sand at a time and take 2 weeks to make.
>>673816332
>>673819094
>>673819227
nokia p900
>>673819542
It's a thing monks do, they build these intricate sand paintings, and then immediately destroy it. It's training patience, and how everything is temporary.
>>673819094
>>673819227
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/canon-ef-200-400mm-f-4l-is-usm-super-telephoto-lens-for-most-canon-eos-slr-cameras-white/1757296.p?id=1219062656772&skuId=1757296
Only $11,000 and you get free shipping.
>>673812245
>eat the whole paper bag
>gain 8 lbs overnight.
>fat fucks
>>673819227
>>673819531
>>673819392
>>673819094
Canon PowerShot SX60 HS
look up the moon zooms ones
>>673820529
>http://www.bestbuy.com/site/canon-ef-200-400mm-f-4l-is-usm-super-telephoto-lens-for-most-canon-eos-slr-cameras-white/1757296.p?id=1219062656772&skuId=1757296
Well i would if i could.
>>673815958
Rudy's is fucking awesome dude!
>>673816532
>my first time with a fleshlight
>>673819830
I hope to have this done one day. Anyone know how much a custom fit suite costs?
>>673820701
sauce?
>>673819865
>green texting cuck
>>673817299
nice spongebob t-shirt
>>673820701
fuck you man...
>>673819629
lol that one dogs like "ayy nigga what u doin" and the other is like "fuck u ok"
>>673820787
depending on the material a full bespoke suit costs like 2 grand US.
You could buy off the rack and have it fitted which is a lot cheaper.
>>673815187
should be called
"Every EDM faggots dream"
>>673820701
I wonder if there is a taxidermist somewhere out there who would do his thing to a child.
>>673820898
Long story short, a kid died in their sleep and they came to remove the body.
>>673821066
Thanks fam. I'm gonna be classy as fuck one day.
>>673818592
Is that AF1?
>>673812245
Holy fucking shit. This constitutes torture OP. I have no fucking food in the house, and no monies.
>>673820787
>Anyone know how much a custom fit suite costs?
Hint: On alibaba only a couple hundred dollars.
If you fly over to shenzhen and have it done there even cheaper.
>>673813402
LOOKS LEGIT
>>673815927
Fuck!!!!!!!
>>673820315
>aerobatics
this literally means skywalking in greek.
>>673820701
Wtf sauce ? Wtf wtf wtf
op broke his own rule
>>673818416
>Dat damage control
>>673822097
And acrobatics means extreme walking. The english language borrows much from languages of the past, especially prefixes and suffixes. You can mix and match these to create lots of great words.
>>673820898
Search "Miette leaving".
>>673813163
fuck thats cool as shit
you can see the stages of fission indicated by the flashing.
>>673821420
music video material
>>673820787
if you have to ask, you will probably never be able to afford it.
>>673820014
Any photofags out there that know how this effect is achieved or even what it's called so I can look it up? That makes it look like a miniature model.
>>673822423
Underrated title.
>>673821434
Fuck I would shoot myself in the head of this happen to me
>>673822423
Oh mein gott I can see her fucking organs pulsating and begging for nourishment. She has a pretty face, if she ate more than a cracker a day she would be very attractive. Mental illnesses are so sad.
>>673820541
berlin?
>>673818678
Well there goes my dish TV. They don't cover shrapnel in the contract.
>>673822870
Probably not. They knew it was coming for a long time, you'd have time to mentally prepare.
>>673812245
you said non-porn
this is porn enough
>>673819830
>>673820787
>Anyone know how much a custom fit suite costs?
It varies widely, in the US or Europe its going to cost a few grand minimum.
If you're ever in South East Asia, (Thailand, Vietnam etc.) then you can have a well made suite done on the cheap for a few hundred out of the same materials.
>>673815372
looks like it got nervous when he picked it up
>>673822904
nolubeanal.webm
>>673822785
tilt shift photography
>>673822423
>crypt keeper's daughter
>>673817378
Look up "Hot seat- Dark souls" on YouTube. It's a video by a group called the creatures.
>>673815507
in other words fucking aliens you fuck.
>>673820014
This is literally hell on earth, look how many fucking people are on that beach
>>673822624
>Miette leaving
Jesus christ that's sad :(
>>673822785
They are using a tilt-shift lens. The lens has moving parts which allows the focal plane to be at an angle or offset from the sensor or film.
>>673822423
That was so hard for me to watch, god she is ugly. I'll never understand what people see in her.
>>673813908
This is actually a place called La Barbecue in Austin, not Rudy's.
>>673821181
I love these time lapse night sky shots, really hammers home the thought that we're just on a rock floating through space, makes you feel less grounded
>>673822935
Seoul (as said at lower right)
>>673821434
what did she died from? im so fucking sad right now. You know what it takes to make a robot cry? Fuck this im done.
>>673819830
What is it about watching people deftly that is so satisfying?
Making watches, tailoring, cooking. It's just fascinating
>>673823903
Brain cancer.
>>673812245
OP what the fuck, you said NON-porn
>>673814709
Franklin's bruh
>>673823903
Fucking loser.
>>673823734
>>673823420
Thank you
>>673823734
that looks sweet
>>673822935
Auckland m8
>>673815099
came
>>673822423
woah, easy there d00d. Spook warning first.
>>673823735
People see in her the fact that she is ugly...
>>673812245
>>673824083
im with this guy i totally still finished
>>673824220
see
>>673823759
austinfag here. franklin is great, but there are shorter lines for about the same food. micklethwait and labarbecue as well as terry blacks are great.
>>673824278
nigga you went full retarded. WTF is your problem.
>>673823903
Yeah same here I'm fucking done for the day my daughter is fucking sleeping next to me I am checking her breathing every fucking second . I can watch hardcore gore without a flinch but this is idk wtf I'm out
>>673824632
nice. i'm about due to come back down there and kayak lady bird lake again and run around 6th street friday night.
that city is chill as fuck.
>>673822423
You know she made a rattling sound as she shook.
>>673823903
Some disease. The parents knew it was coming. Still fucking sad.
>>673815030
Don't worry, anon. I'm sure that if you ask nicely, he will rub his dick on the meat for you before serving.
>>673816332
a weapon to surpass metal gear
>>673820701
GTFO, You fuckin idiot!!!
>>673815428
You shouldn't use nitrile with oily food.
>>673813345
sauce?
>>673820701
I thought OP said non porn. C'mon guys.
>thethingsiputupwith.gif
>>673819773
That's where all the spices come from.
Get it? because he is a spic?
>>673814170
Holy fuck, I thought that was fake.
>>673813695
GOTY
>>673820701
Imagine how bad it would feel if this happened to you. I would just fucking cry until i cant feel anything anymore
>>673813695
And then fucking dogmeat just falls off the edge.
>>673812245
too bad it looks like a pile of shit at the end
>>673814812
THE HAVE RIGHTS TOO
>>673813163
>>673822681
you can also see the blast reflect off of the ground and dampen the outward destruction effect (hence airburst superiority)
>>673824930
enjoy, brother. just don't move here.
>>673816532
First I was blown away by that cavitation, then I fucking lost my sides at the queef.
>>673818103
are you kidding
shutter speed is for photography no for videos
>>673814870
future of guns
>>673819081
damn japos
>>673816088
mods!!!
>>673812245
Cancer never looked so fucking good
>>673812245
O my gawd this just might be a porn thread
>>673816332
>see cool webms
>buy game
>realize how uncreative and lazy you are
>>673815187
*NNTSS NNTSS NTSS NTSS NNTSS*
>>673826199
word. i couldn't handle being around all the niggers and weirdos 24/7
>>673812942
Haha buffalo bill did the same shit when I tried to fight him
>>673820701
your filename has made me salty
>lesbian gets fisted
>>673812245
Bowel cancer lives here
>>673823849
oh fucking hell no
>>673812942
This webm bothers me. I see it, i can feel it, but i cant accept it. wouldve walked out also
>>673821596
does that look like a 747 to you?
guess two of it's engines and about 50 feet of length fell off.
fucking moron.
>>673816977
That is understandable to think that it's fake but they actually use two cameras for every point of view when recording atomic and nuclear explosions, the first records at normal light levels and the second records with a very low exposure so when the EXTREMELY bright explosion happens you can actually see what's happening.
>>673825424
Job Simulator
>>673827520
the dude walking by doesnt even seem to notice . . . wtf
>>673812245
FUCK YOU!!! This is so juicy! OMG I need to go to uptown and get some foods now, ciao!
>>673823822
fuck u nigger
>>673827997
holy fuck
>>673827997
the fuck happened???
>>673825010
>rattling sound
>>673814870
and then the bottle melted.
>>673828341
Thanks, friend.
>>673828487
internal bleeding
the heart will not stop presure until the body collapses
>>673819323
What's a finger box
>>673827997
This has got to be from a fuckin movie or something.
>>673828487
>>673828352
>>673827997
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/457075/Bus-driver-Chen-Yi-spews-blood-at-wheel-averts-disaster
>>673814812
>tfw always the "weird" kid
>>673824072
Oh christ that filename
>>673827997
>>673828487
>>673828914
He was vomiting blood so most likely he had been bleeding internally into his stomach for some time.
>>673828723
No fucking way.
>>673812245
I call this one the electric sausage.
>>673816219
I knew if I waited long enough some newb would ask what this was. Only took 11 years
>>673815099
it's cool sure but what's the point?
>>673825370
How basic are you? It's latex that breaks down with oils. It's literally why nitrile gloves were invented.
>>673829121
Surprised he lived, that was a shit ton of blood.
rip in piece thread
>>673826497
>this
I envy motherfuckers who can do shit like that, even shit games like Minecraft I was always the pleb in the dirt hut or living underground like some molerat
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