Rekt
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Rekt
1/2
https://youtu.be/iazTQVi1CEE
Watch with sound. Very disturbing
Anyone lurking?
OP is a fag
>>673793224
did he ded
Pop
>>673794342
>when it's not hump-day
>>673794588
good old fashioned degloving
>>673793782
Sorry, I'm sure it's been asked a mllion fucking Times. Story?
>>673795000
Checked. Don't have story
>>673794478
What did I just watch?
Also, I'm slightly aroused.
>>673794767
The division fanboy
>>673794384
Yes.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/video-russian-man-killed-zorbing-accident-article-1.1236205
>>673794767
Kek'd
>>673793446
>>673793327
Damn, nature.
>>673793327
>>673793446
The horse literally sacrificed itself to save the mans life
>>673793224
hilarious.
>>673793948
great strategy
>>673793446
D:
>>673793224
That one's rough, one of those people fuckin died in that ball
http://www.cnn.com/2013/01/09/world/asia/russia-zorb-death/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPDYYPmuoGo
>>673793446
I wonder how many kids were traumatized for life by seeing that?
>>673796015
I lost. Game for me.
>>673793948
>>673796110
By making the other guy laugh himself to death after seeing that weenus?
>>673795500
Now that boner right there aint random
>>673795131
Ditto
>>673793546
>>673793446
>>673793327
Wow, I've seen a lot on /b, but those vids got me
iPhone fag here. I'm out and about, anyone got any links to vid services or gifs of these glorious heroes?
>>673794342
You just know that camel is going to be gang raped when he gets it home to his tent.
>>673796679
Yep. There's been very few videos over the years that have stuck with me, but that brick one is one of them
>>673793327
>>673793446
Goddamn fucking mexicans, get yourselves gored you manlet faggots
>>673795000
Chick wanted to test bullet proof pillow
>>673793638
never fails to make me kek
>>673793327
>>673793446
The horse didnt have to do the job, he could have picked himself up by his boot straps and gotten into track or pulling buggy. It is his own fault.
>>673794478
Where is the pop? I wanted to see gorilla nipples there pop.
>>673793224
>Zorbing is fun, they said
>>673797272
Kek
>>673795595
it did no such thing. Time and place. shit sucks, but, horses are stupid, and bean-town was just lucky.
>>673795010
that made my toenails sweat
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>673796877
"Zeus take the wheel" would be a better file name
>>673795500
that's the baby sitter who beat the little girl
>>673793327
Poor horsie. Hope someone put him out of his misery asap.
>>673797594
>ctrl v
>>673797594
wew you need some garlic on that pasta fam
>>673793546
I've seen some shit, but the first time I heard that, I burst in to uncontrollable sobs. For real. Worst shit ever imo and you don't even see anything.
>>673797594
OP here, I know this is copypasta, but this says something like you don't know what its like to see someone die... I was there when my brother was hit my a truck and killed. I still post in rekt threads and laugh.
>>673797753
What is it with niggers walking and standing in the middle of the street
See that shit all the time. Do nigger parents not teach their nigger kids to get the fuck out of the road or what
>>673797753
>filename
he's gonna need to pick up that 7-10 split
>>673798016
>nigger parents
>teach
>>673796779
HOLY SHIT. This is the next best thing to seeing a real live lathe incident. Look at how fast he got rekt.
>>673798016
>parents
>>673796617
Underrated post.
>>673798621
oh fuck you
>>673798534
>filename
>>673796877
worst... terminator... ever.
>>673798791
Kekd
>>673797753
Kek filename
>>673797594
I know you're pasta, but I would like to respond anyhow:
I come to these threads so I'm reminded that life is a precious thing, we are merely mortals
that you can be here one moment and gone the next with no warning
it's sad that those things happen to them at all
more so with kids, babies and animals
they don't understand and didn't do anything to deserve it
that I can still feel sad for them let's me KNOW I haven't become desensitized and I can still feel for my fellow man
>>673797952
F
shieeeeet
>>673799126
>filename
>>673793327
dude that's not even cool. humans suck. i'd be way more satisfied if the man died. there was no need for that horse to endure that level of suffering.
>>673799126
>filename
Anybody else think bull fighting is retarded and pointless?
>>673793638
is it alright? transexuals amiright?
>>673798621
TOP KEK
>>673794478
I'm actually extremely curious as to what in the fuck is happening here, both medically and sexually
>>673799355
animal rekt sucks. MORE HUMAN DEATHS.
>>673799532
The life left its eyes
>>673799776
This isn't even bad. it's just nature. humans didn't cause it.
post some police brutality ones
>>673797465
To be fair, that truck did come out of nowhere.
>>673799999
checked
>>673799999
checked
>>673799999
holy shit, quints
I CAN'T TALK BACK NOW, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>673799999
Quints Nigga, QUINTS
>>673800083
>>673796279
>>673793224
i don't usually say this but.......fucking kek
>>673794342
And I will make you my wife!
>>673800115
"Hold my Weave!"
>>673800281
>>673796889
bullfighting is more of a Spanish tradition
source: I'm Spanish
>>673794478
>Fake
>>673799999
O lord,
>>673800393
>>673800281
holy shit, that has to be a shattered neck/spine. that guy probably died on the spot ?
also post more bull rekt
>>673800393
When they plank out like that after being hit, it means MASSIVE concussion.
>>673796779
>the flying hat at the end
apex kek
>>673794588
She has nice tits. And nice legs. I'd fuck her with her face like that honestly.
>>673796279
Amazing how one only suffered cuts and bruises, and the other fucking died. I wanna know how that's possible.
>>673799776
>Oh jeez
>>673799999
rechecked
>>673796015
>man they didn't hold the elevator for me
>because i'm mad I will just die instead of waiting 2 minutes
he couldnt have even got in it with other people in there.
>>673800281
His neck must be killing him after that.
>>673800599
>>673800083
Damn there wasn't anything she could have done there. Unblockable attack.
>>673795010
NOOOOOOOOO
>>673799999
>>673795620
His bike-fu defense is too strong
>>673800846
Yeah what a fucktard, no sympathy
>>673800978
that was fucking amazing OMG
>>673800115
I never got why so many black women seem to wear wigs all the damn time. Now I understand, they go straight for the hair in a fight.
>>673794478
what happened here?
>>673793446
Dats a rap nigga.
>>673794588
at least she's alive, lel
>>673793638
>the guy who walks by and looks back
Lol. The fuck, China?
>>673801059
the guy in blue just looks on like
"for fucks sake larry, again?"
>>673799420
The fuck even is that?
>>673800978
>>673800115
hell even black men are starting to find these she apes unattractive
>>673795131
its fake you dumb bastard
>>673799420
this is so fucking hardcore
>>673796779
Dead before his hat hit the floor
>>673801174
>And fuck this mountain right here.
>>673799355
poor lil guy
>>673799546
Everybody, including Mexico and Spain. Only rednecks still go for it.
>>673801474
>>673801474
Ahhhh
someone explain!!
>>673799532
Am i the only one who always thlught it was the snap that killed them? Didn't realize they choked to death
>>673800978
where's the west african soldier ?
>>673797702
oh good! never thought i'd be happy to see such a savage beating.
>>673800675
>>673800905
i looked this up using the name of the event on the side of the platform there, it took me a while, but i found it
guy died in the hospital severed spinal cord, i think he more or less died instantly and was pronounced dead in the hospital.
i mean you can see that he's dead, his head goes at a complete 90 degree angle to his body...
>>673795620
Would have keked if one of them pulled out a gun
>>673800115
>smacked that bitch so hard her hair called 911
>>673801625
>>673794478
id love the sauce in this
>>673795620
Top kek
>>673798791
what a time to be alive
>>673801789
>>673801328
carlos!
>>673799126
Why'm I in my boxers, I forgetti
Knees weak, head's spaghetti
>>673798534
>im okay!
>>673799999
HOLY MOTHER OF QUINTS
>>673796889
back to school kiddo
>>673801910
>>673801761
tok kek
>>673800599
A few weeks ago I was in the mall and some black kids were pushing each other around on top of the escalator and one of them fell off and broke his fucking ass bone. it was great.
I read the story. this kid was fine.
>>673799914
dude i was fucking watching that exactly oh my god thats so macabre but you can literally watch the light leave its eyes..fucking spooky...
>>673801648
pretty sure it was instantly dead and just in throes from muscle spasms. the snap is supposed to kill them but ive seen them that have starved or been eaten by other mice.
>>673793224
Amazing
>>673794478
What in the hellish prince of fukfuk bigboy
>>673793446
He deserve a lethal dosage of morphine, then go to horse paradise
>>673801648
Pretty sure that was all reflexive movement.
>>673801707
Did you know the word gullible isn't in the dictionary?
>>673793327
>>673793446
B r u t a l
>>673801646
Looks like he tried to break into some faggoty pose by putting all of his weight onto the cue.
Cue slipped, retard fell, retard's momentum was transferred to the side of the table, retard got knocked the fuck out.
>>673801059
Fucking Chinese people lol
This is from today
>>673795620
whaaaat
>>673793446
> mfw all his guts fall out as he's running
>>673799355
Fucking sand nigger terrorists
>>673801648
i'd say they normally snap their necks.
in that vid it seems one arm got caught too, so I guess the spring didn't make it all the way and it choked to death
>>673801646
The cue stick looks like it snapped in half. It might be one of those portable ones that unscrews.
>>673793446
That's fucking heartbreaking.
>>673801174
>took my love, took it down
>>673802284
What are we looking at here?
>>673795276
>In the last moments on video, the Zorb can be seen plunging off the edge of the mountain. Officials said it ultimately fell 1 mile to the bottom of a gorge.
That's a long fucking way down. Dude had some time to think about it before his neck and spine snapped.
>>673801012
she could have ran the other way instead of standing there
>>673801560
fucking kek
>>673793638
that first knee blow tho
>>673799999
checking
>>673801012
Two? MAYBE three steps back?
>>673799532
kek he's helicoptering his tail trying to fly away
>>673799355
This is what halal foods are
>>673802622
Guy tried teaching his pet mouse how to build a fence. Fucker didn't listen.
>>673802284
>French space program
>>673801174
>we're gonna move the whole forest about a thousand feet downhill
>>673801474
this is one of my favorite rekts of all time but i always wonder what happened to the guy
you can actually get coma'd/killed like that EASILY. hitting your temple with full force like that can kill you very very easily
>>673793224
Russians are fucking retarded. They must not give a shit if they die or not, which is probably why the majority of them are alcoholics by the time they are in their late teens
>>673802640
>split-second accident
>she could have ran the other way
>>673802622
space program from earlier today. Captain Green got shot out of an 80 psi potato cannon . He did not survive and was given a Viking funeral.
>>673799999
FUCKIN WUT
>>673802284
kill yourself fuckin faggot
>>673795595
It did no such thing. It's not a dog, it was just trying to get the fuck out of there, and wasn't able to.
>>673799420
story? holy shit, was it stuck or was that legit no-one-will-know-so-why-not malpractice...if anything is damaged im sure the doctor will be like: there was an unforeseen complication.
>>673803086
you mad bro?
>>673799999
WITNESSED
>>673796015
Probably the finest example of natural selection out there. Thank you, mother nature.
>>673803363
>>673803167
>was that legit no-one-will-know-so-why-not malpractice
are you stupid? what reason do you think there would be to do that if it weren't necessary? just curious
"HURHUR, WE'LL JUST HURT THE PATIENT ON PURPOSE!! WE WON'T GET IN TROUBLE KEK LOL AYYLMAO"
>>673793327
>>673793446
The horse lived
>>673797272
Where is the Earth Shattering Kaboom?
>>673803408
>Probably the finest example of natural selection out there.
nnnnnope
>>673799355
bad vid
good filename
>>673800795
Not that hard to figure out on your own. One guy was on the wrong side of the ball when it landed from a long fall. The other guy lucked out and had optimum cushion between himself and any extreme hits or rocks.
>>673803701
ha! no
>>673801216
Of course someone who uses "OMG" in a non-ironic tone would be fooled by this shit
>>673794588
It's a shame she can't face her problems.
>>673793546
man... i´ve seen fucking beheadings, torture, murder.. but this got me
>>673793224
Kek'd so fucking hard
>>673801174
shit and i get pissed when i have to rake leaves.
>>673804004
Hahah, nice one Anon.
>>673799776
>not the webm version
disdain for plebs.jpg
>>673804059
ive been on the internet since 1994
its the worst thing i have ever seen/heard/etc and ive been looking at gore shit for over 20 years. a video with no actual gore is the worst thing.
its the only thing i will never watch again except anything that has animal cruelty
>>673793446
You know what, the bull should've went for the guy. Fuck that guy, he did that shit of his own free will, its not right that the horse had to suffer cause he was an irresponsible, inconsiderate asshole
>>673798791
Moar Roborekt
>>673793446
This site has desensitized me to a lot but... Fuck!
>>673803664
it was more like i was making a joke, im just wondering whats happening exactly, is that thing stuck? or do they need to break bone or something.
>>673795000
>>673795000
the girl is the exgf, the lady is the mom who refuses her to marry the gun man because he was jealous and mentaly ill, he was mad so he killed them both
>>673801461
my guess as a studying doctor, their leg was impaled and they had to remove whatever the fuck that is, or maybe reposition something. Ledgit though, I wouldn't suspect this is malpractice. Probably a complex problem no tool is made for.
>>673797894
What is it!?
>>673804978
Watch it you fag
>>673799776
I think this is from Planet Earth, the nature doc. That little guy puts up a hell of a fight against like five orcas. They knock his ass into the water and he gets away multiple times. In the gif, he's just too tired to run any more.
>tfw orcas took over the ocean from great whites
>tfw there's never been a documented orca-on-human attack in the wild
They can kill and eat humans very easily, they just choose not to. Orcas confirmed for bros.
>>673804888
Not that guy but I would think that it was stuck and they couldn't do anything but hammer time it
>>673796877
did that woman fall out of the car?
>>673793224
holy shit. did he survive? link to story? PLEASE
>>673804856
I remember this the guy took a super powerful sleeping drug or something
>>673804978
A brick is dropped from an oncoming truck and it goes through the windshield and instantly kills the mother/wife in the passenger seat. You don't see anything but the anguished cries of "Mama! Mama!" are just too much to take. I wanna cry just remembering that...
>>673793224
get in here
/zignabah
>>673804856
could have gone worse
>>673805257
Already been posted. Dead.
>>673801646
Nerve gas
>>673805313
Nah medical condition he passes out randomly
>>673804856
People who are epileptic should not be driving.
>>673803663
Holy shit that's a special kind of doubles
>>673805506
Thought he had narcolepsy
>>673793546
I've seen a lot in here, but damn, when there's something involving emotional shit such as listening someone being that desperate, it's always a whole new level.
>>673805354
seriously, fate, nature or what-have you just decides aaaaand youre it! like holy fuck that thing knew where it was going.
>>673805455
Why the fuck is he even on the road then?
explanation in filename
>>673804483
UK robots
>>673805265
>kek
>Mfw drinking a bear while running from the police
>>673797702
Is there a webm for that
>>673805806
drinking a beer while running from the police in your boxers with a burger king crown on
dont sell the man short
>>673805745
>such is life in the zone
>>673805265
No reason to take him. Cops have lost their minds these days.
>>673805806
>drinking a bear
>bear
>>673805745
>Headshot
>Boar
>Sink
![laQTuDg[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HlEA45X.jpg "laQTuDg[1].jpg")
>>673805952
>>673805313
He had a seizure.
>>673805265
>>673805739
He was trying to prove he had something wrong with him if I remember correctly
>>673793546
ENOUGH! THAT'S ENOUGH. I'M OUTTA HERE
>>673805944
kek
>>673805806
>drinking a bear
>>673805944
This is supposed to demonstrate what exactly?
>>673796779
These are the worst. He didn't even really deserve it. Just another day on the job, showing some other guy something cool, then that's it; life instantly over. Now you're just a cautionary tale. :/
>>673793327
>>673793446
>>673805151
Seaworld killed two white wimmenz
>>673805950
,,, with a jock strap on OVER the shorts.
That was one crazy Yom Kippur!
Requesting the gif of the two niggers being doused in gasoline and lit on fire
>>673793327
>>673793446
Oh God he's moving without anything inside him
>>673795595
I like to think it was running around trying to find his rider before it died.
>>673804271
>escape predator
>leave tail in the perfect spot to be grabbed
seals have to be some of the dumbest animals i have seen
>>673805745
Goddayum, that's like some post-apocalyptic hunting.
>tfw meat's back on the menu
![what-a-fucking-retard[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ChyH2VV.png "what-a-fucking-retard[1].png")
>>673801059
WHAT THE FUCK DID HE EXPECT??!?!
>>673801741
I dont see it
>>673806312
>Just another day on the job
in china where there isn't even a waist high grate that would cost $50 to keep you away from the thing...
this is the shit american politicians have sold all our jobs away to for the past 35 years...of cousre they can beat our prices manufacturing...0 safety or concern for human life
>>673805151
>orcas took over the ocean from great whites
not in straya
>>673793546
his squeals made me lol
>>673801648
If it's a strong enough trap, it's should. A rat grade trap can split a mouse in half.
Between the initial shock, spine snap, internal bleeding, suffocation and failing all else, starvation. It's kind of a crude attwmpt at just killing it, the how is pretty low on the priority list.
>>673805958
"Oh boy I get to use my tazer on someone who disrespected me!"
>>673800766
>explosives under degenerate
what's wrong about watching some arabs?
>>673806262
Demonstrate that Trump should be our new king, kiddo, that's the ultimate proof, you comunist faggot
>>673795500
damn good wood.
>>673806917
yeah cause it hasn't been posted like a billion times in the past two weeks already
>>673796779
China's the fucking worst. Who gives a shit if they're a world superpower, they cut so many corners just trying to keep up. Here's hoping they go the way of the soviet union and collapse from unsustainability
>>673806950
im more confused as to why bukkake is normal but gangbang is weird.
>>673796779
His pull out game weak
>>673797702
lol, no it isn't. you fell for that meme?
>>673806646
it's not the seal's fault anon
they don't have a choice
>>673793546
That was some of the funniest fucking shit I've ever heard. MOAR!
>>673804643
Its a fucking horse, get over it.
>>673796889
Spaniards I believe
>>673807047
>two weeks
>>673793446
>>673793327
i feel a little disgusted with myself since i just watched this while eating fries and smiling
>>673806917
Whoever did this needs mental help. Torturing animals is not healthy.
>>673807094
>His pull out game weak
damn, you know you wrong homie
i wonder how far that guy went before he gummed up the works...
>>673800766
Prolapses are hot af, fuck this graph
anyone got the one where the girl eats the mouse , im not sure if she ever actually bit into it, im pretty sure she didnt but she did swallow the fucking thing...its not the same without the sound though the way she fucking chomps
>>673795500
Fucking spics.
this is awesone!
>>673807047
Fun fact: I've not been on 4chan for almost a year and a half so.... I don't care.
Also porn.
>>673793327
>>673793446
This is the first thing in b that almost made me cry, if I wasn't at work I would be getting drunk just to forget this
>>673798791
My favorite is at :14.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeFkrwagYfc
>>673793446
Lmfao at everyone feeling bad over a faggot horse and no one says anything about the countless humans dying lol. Mushy faggots.
>>673796304
None. mexican kids love that shit.
>>673796760
Fuck you nigger, install vlc
>>673796560
His shorts were obviously baggy and restricting his movements. He was powering up
>>673796779
>man this thing has gotta be turning at 20,000 rpm
>I should touch it
humans are very slowly evolving to be afraid of things that spin around very fast
>>673807498
I like animals better than humans.
>>673807090
So a Horse is not a machine, what a stupid creature it din't even try to avoid the car.
>>673807142
Other creatures however, are VERY clever.
>>673798791
>now watch me whip
>>673807526
Fag
>>673798016
It's a low-IQ problem. In Australia, for example, there are PSAs telling Abbos not to sleep in the roads, which apparently is a major problem over there.
>>673801174
where is these?
>>673807192
your one of those people, hur dur its not human so who cares, cant you sympathize with the fear, the adrenaline? thats also in humans its primal, that fucking horse kept running for its like dragging its intestines around, if it wasnt sad it was still gorey af you edgelord
>>673799999
>missed Sexts by one
>everyone is happy about it
>>673807526
>None of the civilians giving a fuck.
Wow, the ai is pretty realistic.
>>673807702
So do I
>>673804004
2/10, wasn't that clever
