In hotel. What do?
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In hotel. What do?
are those pringles?
how much ur hotel room cost
take every item in the room and put them in the drawers
>>673773917
Donno. It's being paid by the company. It's a Marriott though.
Why you have plush toy to fuck in bed?
>>673774250
I wouldn't dare leave Rufus alone at home.
>>673773522
Snacks from the road.
Me too
What do?
>>673773366
snort cocaine, order hookers
>>673774968
Order cocaine. Snort hookers.
>>673775656
order snort, cocaine hookers
>>673773366
did you bring your PC to the hotel room ?
>>673775854
I'm here for three weeks, so yeah.
wipe your ass on a pillow case till you get a shit stain on it. Post pic here
>>673776018
Ok then it's understandable
>>673774504
No, seriously, why do you have a stuffed animal?
>>673776432
Glad we understand each other.
Pee On a outlet
>>673776492
... Sentiment?
>>673773366
>>673773522
make a pringles style fleshlight
>>673773366
Is is a cool city or no? If it is, then go out and do something.
Cum on the curtains
>>673773366
Are we going to discuss the stuffed animal on the bed
>>673776887
Nope. Sucks balls.
>>673776699
Are you a male?
>>673776971
You're late.
>>673774250
>>673774504
>>673776699
>>673777185
soz m8, looks like a night of hotel porno and boozing.
>>673773366
Call front desk and tell them the shitters clogged. They love that
>>673777230
I'm declining to answer because /b/ would ask for tits, and it's not getting any.
well if you're a dude with a stuffed animal then you're a fag
>>673777734
tits or gtfo
it's a chick
>>673777734
Tits or gtfo
>>673773366
take pics of eaten pringles plz
TITS
>>673778389
>>673778348
>>673778249
this isnt a porn site, stupid fucking kids. go to xhamster or something, little edgelords.
Jizz on EVERYTHING
B00BI3S
get hookers
>>673777734
>>673778249
>>673778318
>>673778348
>>673778389
Lol
I was just curious if there was a man carrying a stuffed animal on his business trip
finger yourself
>>673773366
it is sunny out there, go out, take some pictures and post em
or take a picture from your window
also: put the picture upside down - no one will notice
and while you are at it: write some message on its back
>>673778482
>>673778595
just fucking with OP. she wasnt being obnoxious about it
Do a poo with the toilet door open, probably the most satisfying thing ever.
>>673773366
Cum on your bedsheets
>>673778377
Uh.. Okay?
>>673773366
> fap
> cum on curtains
> hotel's never clean or change curtains
> profit
clean up after yourself. Leave the room in a respectable tidy manner.
>>673773366
>>673773366
OP,
Can you help me understand the equipment/minimum requirements needed to convert the hotel tv into a computer?
What does the tv need to have, how do you connect your pc to it, etc.
>>673778249
>>673778318
>>673778348
>>673778389
Yeah. That's what I was thinking would happen.
>>673778982
are you a girl?
>>673778982
Yo, you got some man-thumbs
Doesn't matter... whoever asked for eaten Pringles is currently jacking off to it
Throw all of your pringels onto the floor and cum on them
>>673776699
That's respectable
>>673779176
Fuck this faggot and his pitiful oc poster
>>673779198
>Unplug hotel bullshit.
>Plug in HDMI
>Profit
>>673778982
hes male
>>673779296
Fuck it, check my dubs and you must deliver
>>673776699
Fucked around and pulled a triple double
Stuff a pillow case in the toilet and flush it.
Use bed sheet as a shower curtain.
Take the mattress off the bed and sleep on it on the floor.
Turn the tv upside down.
Place a bed lamp in the far corner of the room and surround it with smashed up Pringles all over the floor.
Then leave for a day and see if housekeeping puts everything back
>>673778982
Stick your dick into the pringels tube
>>673779702
do it faggit
>>673779750
Roll 4 dis
>>673779750
Roll
>>673779750
rllanz
I came inside this glass - what do?
>>673779176
Wait why are roll threads cancer is a little fun game
>>673780066
Put on pringle, eat it
>>673780066
Snort
>>673779545
>>673780066
ugh kys faggot, also drink that shit with this
>>673780149
>>673780149
Roll for fuck sake
>>673780066
Drink it, then post cock
>>673780149
Roll for this
For fucks sake guys. I have to live here for three weeks. I'm not pissing off housekeeping on day one.
>>673773366
I always jack off as much as possible and leave lots of jizz in the bed.
>>673780149
Once more and Check 'em
>>673780066
tits or gtfo
>>673780066
now you have shampoo
>Crush pringles up
>cum on floor
>sprinkle cum with pringles
>maid licks cum
>>673780066
Go to the room next door, left or right I don't give a FUCK. Knock on the door and throw it in their face when they answer.
>>673778755
dubs means nothing for you?
>>673780149
ROLL and get
>>673780066
Snort it up your nose
>>673778755
witnessed
Timestamp
>>673780066
Rub it all over your face and run around the hotel yelling "I have cum on my face but do not fear, I come form a planet a long way from here"
>>673780772
Snort it up your nose
>>673780772
call roomkeeping ask to clean glass
>>673778755
You're the only one here not insane. Pic of sunset out window.
Painting is bolted to wall though. Can't flip. :(
>>673780772
Yes
>>673780772
Show it to the maid
>>673781109
I'm don't have the balls to do it. What if it kills me?
>>673781000
Would be really cash if you could switch the painting with a picture of your ass
>>673780826
kekekekkekekekkekekekekekekekekekek
>>673781230
Nah it tastes like snot
>>673781359
How do you know
>>673780772
splatter on mirror
>>673781359
No it does not. It tastes more like natural yoghurt
>>673781359
I'm gay
>>673780903
snort that fucking cum op
open door
shit on floor
someone walke the brontosaur
>>673777185
I SPECK 4 DE TREEZ
>>673781359
>>673781579
this is really gay
>>673777734
w8 m8
>>>673777777
clik
>>673781579
If you let it separate into layers then it does
>>673781694
> Assuming straight people use this website
>>673781828
u witty cunt
call front desk and complain about any stupid thing you can think of and you'll most likely get something free.
i say this as hotel employee.
>>673781999
Chekekek'd
throw the cum in the outlet
>>673781802
Too late. I threw it away
I guess I'm not gay enough to so this kinda shit
>>673781782
>>>673777777
>>673782372
Weak, Post dick then
go on craigslist and post an ad looking to suck a cock or get sucked. hide cam in room, record encounter, post to /b/.
>>673782372
drink straight from the faucet!
>>673782447
was >>>673777777 waste?
>>673782372
Don't be a faggot! Cum again in the cum and eat it you gay ass retard!
>>673782648
probably
where the fuck is post.
it is missing
>>673782734
>don't be a faggot
>don't be gay
>just eat the cum
u wot
>>673782742
it was 15000 posts ago weeb
>>673782372
Well then buddy, I tell you what a fine fellow such as yourself should doeth with thou time.
Thou should read an inspiring novella, ah yes. Smoke a cigar and relax with a good old scotch.
All the while, you send us dick pics and we'll be happy
>>673782648
>>673782742
not waste, the King of /b/ has revealed himself
>>673782928
GOD IS HERE
Are you a poorfag y/n?
If n, then get on backpage and grab yourself a hooker.
>>673782909
But I'm not horny anymore so it's smol
>>673782928
was it the thread "dubs buy winrar"?
>>673783151
MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>673782928
>>673783265
shit, nvm
>>673783265
no it was the "we wait for trips/quads and hail the new king" thread
plebs and their trips
>>673777185
The trees say fuck you
>>673783367
Wait wtf
>>673783151
Then get horny
looks like a Candlewood
>>673783560
But I like gfur
>>673773366
Shit in empty pillow case throw at wall. Think about what you just did.
>>673783595
hmmm I don't have any gfur
>>673773366
do like everybody else does.
masturbate and then rub your jizz all over the phone and the tv remote and the door handles and anything else the next person will touch.
>>673783595
Then I'll come over and fuck you in the ass until you get hard again bitch
>>673783595
wait you like gfur, but won't eat cum?
>>673783696
Then I might just go sleep and do it again tomorrow
>>673783759
Swap the roles you raging faggot
>>673783151
shave you fucking animal
>>673783940
Yes :(
I like the thought of being a huge animal and fucking other things, but rl stuff is meh
>first step go to the grocery store get a large but bloody hunk of meat.
>wrap that meat in the sheets and let sit for several hours (I would do this only just before you leave)
>now his your meat cocoon over and over really give it to it.
>now unwrap it and set aside the meat for later disposal outside of your room.
>now really mess the room up.dont break anything but leave everything in complete havoc.
>take your meat into the bathroom wrap it into towel stomp on it until the rag is bloody
>pick up meat leave towl on floor
>make sure if you get any meat blood on you to wipe it off on a towel or a sheet so that it can be seen
>when you leave be in a rush but don't be a dick rush around a little
>scare the shit out of a maid.
>>673775760
Snort order, hookers cocaine
>>673784112
Well then, I'll dress up as a Gorilla and fuck you so badly that your asshole will be sore for a fucking month you bitch
>>673784393
Swap roles
>>673773366
Me too
What the fuck happened to this thread?
>>673784525
I'm not a faggot
>>673784577
>alienware
>unironically using Tomorrow and not using own css
kill yourself
>>673784585
I came into a glass
>>673784204
How long are you willing to stay up?
>>673784619
Neither am I
What do now?
>>673784693
Until this thread is 404
>>673784658
But you're not even OP.
>>673784652
>Kill yourself
Why don't you, you stupid nigger. It's a lenovo by the way
>>673784870
>>>/g/
I'm sure there's a thinkpad thread you can shitpost in
>>673784842
So?
>>673784784
fair enough
>>673773366
Open the curtains and jack off in front of the window or order room service and be completely naked when it arrives
>>673773366
>>673784983
Woah thx
>>673784985
OP is gurl. Pay attention.
Take a dump into a bag and hide it under the mattress
>>673784926
>>673784926
>I'm sure there's a thinkpad thread you can shitpost in
I'm pretty sure there's something better to do than shitpost on /b/
>>>/out/
>>673785091
I'm bored I'll go find more
>>673784202
This
>>673785213
>unironically implying /out/ isn't one of the best boards on 4chan
kill your family while you're at it
I'll post something too I guess?
>>673784577
why is there a couch in the bathroom?
shit in pringles can leave it flipped upside down on desk
piss/jizz all over the bed
good to go
>>673785292
Why don't you do it and make sure to bring your samurai sword, fedora and mouth fedora you fatfuck
>>673785577
says the guy who pays to shit in a motel and tries to pass it off as a hotel on /b/
stay salty Mitchell
>>673785569
69 should be a get
>>673783151
we are smalldickfags
>>673785694
It's a hotel you nigger, not everything is a motel
>>673784729
I'm still gonna fuck you in the ass. Nigger style
>>673784983
>>673785262
>>673785437
>>673785706
You sick fucks make Rufus sad.
>>673785952
it is when it's your budget we're talking about fam.
>>673785975
>>673773366
Call for the maid to come bring new sheets leave door unlocked and be buck naked master baiting see what happens
>>673785975
More of Rufus pls.
>>673785975
I'll fuck rufus
Anyway - I'll sleep. Bye
Seeya tomorrow
>>673785975
Pic of your dick on the Rufus
>>673785975
How long have you had Rufus? What's his story? Do you travel by car or plane? Does Rufus come on in your carry on? Does Rufus make you feel safe? Do you have autism (no bully) or any mental disorders?
>>673786155
MOAR RUFUS
>>673786155
rare pepe incoming
1/5
>>673786532
2/5
>>673786155
Rufus is the best cuddle buddy ever. Has been for as long as I can remember.
>>673786569
3/5
>>673786600
4/5
>>673786654
5/5
>>673786575
Does he know any tricks
>>673786575
As long as you can remember? How do you keep him in such good condition? My childhood plushies all eventually wore out where they would literally fall apart.
>>673786532
>>673786569
>>673786600
>>673786654
>>673786701
Nice fam!
>>673786477
I've had Rufus since for as long as I can remember. I just couldn't imagine going anywhere without him. I drove here, it was about 4 hours from home.
>>673773366
Throw everything possible out the window. Extra cedit for stopping traffic.
>>673773366
Start fucking the pillow pretend it's your mom
>>673773366
first thing:
search the room
Went to Vegas to get married, first thing I do is search every square inch of room - found most of an 8ball under the dry cleaning tag/bag.
Was questionable find, but took a risk as it was a suite at the Bellagio, so I checked it by lighting up a bit and judge it by the smell before tasting/snorting.
Turned out to be a tutti-fruity tasting rock, some of the best cola I've had. Thank you rando for leaving it for the next person.
Spent next 2 days channeling Cornholio.
>>673787003
I don't mean to be rude, but, are you a fat girl? Just wondering. I get a feeling...
>>673786941
He's been professionally cleaned and had to be stitched up a few times.
>>673787243
you sound like a classy guy
>>673787349
How do you keep the fuzz on him though? The fuzz would always fall off mine. And how do you trust a cleaning service with such a nice plushy?!
>>673787272
Oh hell no. Barely over 120 pounds and 5 feet.
Last time I was in a hotel room I touched myself and thought of pic related or something like that.
>>673773366
Jizz on everything
>>673787553
That's a BMI of almost 24. You are fat.
>>673787596
Just hire a hocker next time
>>673787730
I think they prefer to be called pawn shops now.
>>673787125
May not be effective. Ground 3 feet away.
>>673787909
did you seriously try snorting coke off the window?
>>673788059
>>673787553
>Barely over 120 pounds and 5 feet.
>over 120 pounds
>5 feet
you are a hamplanet sweetie
I'm 5' 5" and 120lbs and need to drop weight
>>673787505
That was a few years ago when I was still at home. My mom had gotten it done so I don't really know who she took him to. He never really lost his fuzz though. I have lots of animals from when I was younger in good shape. I guess I just was never very rough on them.
Take picture out of frame cum on picture and put it back in frame, that or use towels as TP
>>673788479
I'm guessing. I haven't actually weighted myself in years so I guess it's no surprise I'm way off. I am an active distance runners though and I try to keep in shape.
>>673788879
post belly
>>673788590
How old are you now? I wish I still had my plushies, I'm so lonely and end up hugging a pillow at night but it isn't the same.
>>673788929
This. I don't believe you aren't a fatass. I guess technically you could have that much muscle but I doubt it. You should be like 100lbs, 105lbs max
>>673789075
not OP but I ordered a large domo a long time ago and it's seen me through a lot of messy breakup/makeup/breakups
>>673789326
what does the qt say when she sees you have a fucking domo though?
>>673789441
it's always front and center on my pillows, never try to hide it. I usually pass it off because I have a siamese cat as well "oh that's his buddy!"
>>673788929
Whatever. I'm dressed for bed though, so sue me.
>>673789550
ah nice
>>673789643
is that a wart fam?
>>673789643
Show cock
>>673789643
That's not your belly fatty
>>673778482
Tits of gtfo whore
>>673789688
the odd time it's an anime chick and I make some off the cuff remarks. the ones that stay over, sometimes I end up hugging it in my sleep, they wake up and think its cute. always fuel for at least a second 'sleepover'
>>673789893
i never get that far
>>673789972
I've got one on her way over now, I'll make a thread shortly before she arrives and document it. I tricked her into coming over because I injured myself moving something yesterday (true, but not to the extent I played it out)
good for free massages and cowgirl bangin' fam
>>673789643
like this so i can tell
>>673790225
k have fun, sounds nice
>>673789808
>>673790388
This get you off?
>>673790518
>size 12 knock off chuck taylors
nope
>>673790518
Yea, you run like i fly.
You should build a fort and when cleaning service comes say "no girls allowed!"
>>673773366
Lift the mattress - piss on the box spring
destroy the free bible.
>>673790593
Size 10 thankyouverymuch
>>673790830
see ya layer krusty
>>673790888
Trips demands OP leave
>>673790518
belly means the skin of the belly with your silhouette so they can see if you are fat or not.
you are obviously fat since you won't. take a photo like >>673790388
>>673790955
>>673790888
dubs confirming trips must be true. OP please leave
>>673790888
Checked
>>673773366
are we not gonna discuss those TRIPLE DUBS
>>673790518
How delusional do you have to be to think you are thin while having that big of a shirt on?
>>673791390
Because I don't want to sleep in something tight?
>>673791033
checked (:
>>673791727
tits fam
>>673791680
You just figured out now how fat you are, didn't you?
become a potato
Buy a hoe
Cum on the bed, cum on the bed!
No, I'm just too busy playing xcom to give a shit.
>>673792602
faggot
when you go to sleep, make an image in paint of a bright yellow background with black text of your chosing. turn your screen saver and the screen saver of the TV off.
>>673779176
Isn't this every thread which is posted on /b/? Like, what other threads have been posted here?
>>673793216
>current year
>not realizing /b/ is cancer
>>673792602
I like you OP. You're my kind of girl.
If I had to do stays away at a motel a week at a time I'd get fucking drunk, and produce an efficient method to put a slut in my bed every night before I ever would say something like video games I don't care.
>>673794381
what kind of per diem did you get?
>>673794381
Xcom and Rufus. I've got everything I could ask for. I'm a simple girl like that.
Liquor is like 15$ a bottle, and a case of beer cans is under 15$. For a week that's fine : )
>>673794987
Don't you want some cock?
I'm a simple guy. I game like it's a drug, and I work out as good as I like to fuck.
>>673795637
not OP but you could stand to grow a few inches fam
And a shaving
>>673778249
tits or gtfo exists to deter attention whores who were like "OMG femanon here teehee" and at least make it something beneficial to /b/
not a random femanon who isn't trying to attention whore. Go read a book dumbass.
>>673795917
It's 17 cm fully erect, i think it's enough.
>>673796352
>30cm = 12"
>17cm
>6.5" on a good day
>enough
>>673796450
>>673796352
Do you go in to Subway and order a foot long and say "good enough" when they give you a 6"?
>>673781000
I feel for you travelanon.
I am stuck in a hotel in mobile alabama for 4 months. When you are from a city like San Diego, and you know no one in the south. 4 months of travel is like 4 months of work. Especially when the contractor who you are down here to QA check isn't ready for you to do your work
>hotelfag checking in
>>673784577
>s/fur
>s/fur
Mah Gorrila
