Some girls just left this on my windshield at Chipotle. What should I do?
kill urself
>>673771967
Give me her number.
Call her up, fuck her. Give us her number tomorrow.
(703) 851-0?6
>>673772936
There are 10 combinations possible. Dial up, anons.
>>673772936
0 was right but it the end is not 6
Get nudes and post
>>673773415
100
>>673771967
It's a trap!
>>673773838
Are you fucking retarded? The only variable is a single digit. 10 position can that digit have. Which are they? 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. 10 possible combinations.
>>673773628
Then it's (703) 851-0?5
>>673774574
If there's 4 missing numbers then it should be 16 combinations.
>>673771967
Ask her to give address. Fuck her take pics with timestamp and post here. Simple really
>>673774665
There would be 4 number at the end so 0???
>>673774864
its 1 missing num.
>>673771967
My car greatly appreciates your compliment. If you want to get hit my it, contact me and we can make it happen.
>>673774999
The trips have spoken
>>673775191
kek
0175
>>673774999
But it was two girls. One was hot and I walked by her and I don't remember what the other one looked like.
>>673771967
Move the fuck out of Woodbridge.
Oh good! I see you got my paper!! I'm still waiting <3
>>673771967
Call it
if it's a girl great if it's a prank no biggie
>>673775490
Its probably the ugly one
yo, i have the same area code.
I'd take a jab at where you live, but there are a shitton of Chipotles in this area
>>673771967
WHAT DID YOU GET FROM CHIPOTLE OP????
>>673775494
Sorry I'm not in Woodbridge but I'm close by.
>>673775801
Crossing East Shopping Center
2457 Prince William Pkwy
>>673775991
I got a pork burrito with no cheese and I like to mix my sprite with the lemonade it makes a really good mix.
>>673776004
fburg fag?
>>673771967
call her, chat her up, eventually ask for pic
>>673776087
Nah this is one chipotle on Liberia
roll thread you enormous kike, text her
703 area code reporting in is it the one in leesburg?
>>673776133
>No cheese
You don't deserve the girl.
>>673776464
What should I say in the text?
>>673775085
>(703) 851-0?6
There's definitely two missing, Dr. Autismo
>>673774574
US phone numbers have 3 area code digits, and 7 regular digits
You are fucking retarded
>>673776602
Fuck cheese. it's way to salty and it melts and becomes a big shitty glob of fuck.
>>673776741
And 6 isnt right..
>>673776701
You've gotta set the roll, but okay, an example
>ayy bby u wan sum fuk
>>673776701
Say its me from the car park
>>673773628
Bullshit that's a 6
>>673777205
Nope not lying.
>>673777777
>673777777
rip
>>673777145
Alright here's what i said
>>673776859
Salty melty glob of fuck is what makes it good.
>>673778152
ruined it rip pussy abandon thread
>>673774574
0 is a special number it's never in any phone number, just at the start.
>>673778152
how beta can you be
>>673778152
Ya blew it
>>673778329
Was it the crying emoji?
>>673778152
Fucking you're
>>673778152
Careful with that cringe level that early
Great use of you're, retard
>>673778152
cringe thread
>>673778501
i think so. To much emoji. Never emoji on the first text
>>673778525
haha that's the first time i think ive ever done that omg i used to rip into people for that
>>673778152
OP is a virgin cuck faggot and just ruined free pussy
>>673778682
you fucked up op, better anhero
>>673778152
used a laugh emoji.
This is now a cringe thread.
op you've failed us
>>673777205
It is a 5 or a 6
Maybe they can't spell either
This has now turned into a "dubs decides" thread.
Op, if dubs say this:
"Do you wanna have a threesome with my brother? He's one of those lonely neckbeards types and is on the verge of suicide. He ordered a noose on Amazon and I think it's coming today. Please, if you just do this favor you will save a life. Do you by any chance have a strap on or any anal? I think I can find a dildo in my moms closet. I'll post a pic of it when I find it and see what you think."
>>673779152
Roll
>>673779152
if dubs stop replying to this thread
>>673779276
Reroll
>>673779315
Rereroll
>>673779389
Last one
>>673779020
Wait she texted back guys
>>673779152
roll, bretty gud
>>673778152
Holy shit the Autism is real.
>>673779495
holy shit boys we have a chance, let's see some titties
>>673779152
roll royce
>>673779495
>Timothy
>I never though I would meet someone at Chipotle
JUST
>>673779647
Im doing what I can wish me the best.
>>673771967
she's fat. thats why she didnt give it to you in person.
>>673779495
>chipotle
nothing in the bum tonight
>>673779495
go for the tits boy
>>673779819
Truth
>>673779944
waste of dubs you fucking jew
>>673778152
It's spelled your you fucking illiterate retard
>>673774864
It's not in binary man.
inb4 it was a gay man
>>673779495
Send her a dick pic
>>673778152
Holy shit. All the pussy in a 10mile radius just dried up
>>673771967
They weren't girls.
Make this DUBS DECIDE?!?!?!
Bumpity bum bump
>>673780188
OP you beautiful bastard you'd better do it
Send a dick pic, you'll never see her again anyways.
Or send her a perfect dick pic thats not yours, never fuck her. Only meet her with her friends around.
Always be known as the cute guy with the huge dong
>>673779819
She isn't tho. the cute one was driving and i just got confirmation
just tell the bitch something like this - >"i would like to see the tits of the girl i am talking too... i really need to check if they are also cute like me...."
>>673779152
Rollin
>>673780188
>>673780488
same dubs CALL FOR DICK PIC
Dick pick fagerino
>>673779152
Roll em
>>673780551
ask directly "are you fat"
>>673780551
Tell her you didn't see her that well since she was on the drivers side and ask for pic, post here.
>>673780560
i hope this was a joke
Show that dick op
>ending every text with
>lol
>>673780560
Absolutely not
>>673780746
Do this OP.
Come on, stop being a faggot.
>>673780746
Roll
>>673780551
well sure shes going to tell you she's the cute one dumb ass.
>>673780551
>lol
>lolllllll
Fucks sake OP stop doing that juvenile shit
>>673780551
Haha Chipoltle was pretty good with me today
So what where you doing at chipole?
>>673780551
>lollll
>>673781202
>getting chipotle
>>673780996
I saw her so i know here's an update
>>673781202
Roll
>>673781132
>>673781049
Tfw I do this
Every
Fucking
Time
I can't help it.
Op isn't gonna get any pussy tonight. I bet you my dubs /b/ros
>>673780996
She didn't say she was cute, OP just asked who she was in the car, thus confirming that she was indeed the girl OP thought was cute. There's your play by play.
>>673781302
tell her you're into 2 girls at the same time, come over
>>673781302
OP is 15 y.o.
>>673781343
Well you better help it and stop doing that shit. Or else no pussy for you.
>>673781302
OP confirmed underage for censoring his age
>>673781302
holy fuck OP
You have some great potential right here
>>673781302
Get her number too, talk to them both, send dick pics to both at the same time.
Tell her to not show anyone. Once they inevitably show each other (because they're women who can't keep their mouth shut) call them liars and they broke your trust.
>I don't date liars
>>673781302
why would you cover your age lmao
>>673781302
You're so lucky this bitch ended up liking emojis
>>673781302
stop doing the fucking faces. This is becoming spectrum tier
>>673781302
get pics bro. you have to get pics
>>673781396
if she's the passenger fatty shes going to say she was the driver believe me fatties always do this kind of shit.
>>673781302
op is underage lmao
he's either 16/17
since he's able to drive a car
MODS MODS MODS
If op doesn't show age than op is transgender and suck 3 cocks all at once every hour
WHY OP POSTING THIS IF DUBS/TRIPS/ETC CANT DECIDE WHAT TO ANSWER?
>>673781653
Yeah a bitch who likes emojis, who would've thought
>>673781302
God you underage cuck how are you this autismo
>>673781653
i emoji all the fucking time and i could fuck everyday of the week if i wanted to so dont spread some bullshit
>>673781302
Dont even listen to the Annons, i wanna see where this goes
>>673781653
Just cause you are a sad faggot who doesn't, doesn't mean, that anybody else hate then. fucking retard.
>>673771967
Tell her you need a pic for your contact info. I want to see what this bitch looks like
>>673781302
Ask for a pic of her dick
>>673781848
Yes, this.
Don't fuck it up OP, fuck her and her friend instead.
>>673781824
Go back to 9gag than emoji lover?
>>673781784
Cause this aint newchan you fuckhead.
who cares about that shit, we might see some of that bitch.
reddit is calling faggot, and they have dialed your number.
>>673781824
You guys already know my general area from the number so im not giving anything else away
>>673771967
inb4 op doesnt update because that bitch realized she was talking to a child and doesnt respond.
>>673781508
I'm a Jew though....
No pussy until I marry muh jewstress.
>>673781928
do this
>>673781743
She's doesn't know what fuck OP is thinking, he never stated which one he thought was cute before.
>>673781848
Yeah, let's cringe and watch OP's opportunity at getting that pussy slip away faster than moot left 4chan
>>673771967
Yes are useless faggot
>>673781928
Seconded.
>>673781302
Get a picture for us anon, we know you saw her, but we didn't. Ask if she can send you a picture.
>>673781574
You the man, dog.
>>673782086
fat/ugly people know they are fat/ugly idiot. doesnt matter anyways she's not going to respond since she found out he was a middleschooler.
>>673781302
Ask for tits. First name: dubs Last name: Check 'em
>>673782135
I'm texting her too fast to give you guys updates.
>>673777099
WINRAR
>>673781638
Under 18
>>673782137
Oldfag detected.
>>673782341
Updates cuck
>>673782341
Just say brb or some shit and than post updates
If this turns into one some walk the dinosaur shit I'm done
>>673782341
Then you're a faggot and this is now a Spiderman thread.
Guys, you know what to do
update OP, i gtg to Uni in 10 min.
>>673782341
Give us the updates. We demand satisfaction.
>>673782643
Sorry I don't know if I should post some of this it's getting local. Like talking about where we went to high school
>>673782341
bull fucking shit I'm saging this garbage.
>>673782599
You're such a dumbass to think this is going to be a walk the dinosaur thing. Stop trying to be "hip" and "cool" and act like your a "dank memer" and lurk more. This is all happening live right now. I'm guessing your some girl at some school shoes a whale with horrible acne.
>>673782341
Well OP, I'm waiting...>>673782339
>>673771967
what the fuck does hmu mean?
>>673782879
OP dont get mad because youre underage and cant get da pussi.
>>673782823
Then censor this shit dumbfuck.
>>673782823
Then blank it out
>>673783018
hmu=hit me up
>>673783020
I ain't op tho
>>673782855
Check 'em
>>673783018
hump my uterus
>>673783018
Honk my uterus
It's how the kids refer to sex these days
>>673781808
>>673781824
>>673781891
girlfriend thinks that shit is stupid, who's to say OPs admirer wouldn't think the same? On the off chance that she thought that shit was juvenile,she wouldn't have responded and OPs dick would simply never get wet.
>>673776200
reporting
>>673783032
Alright I'm working on it
>>673782341
Just take screenshots of every "page", excuse yourself for ten minutes and quick post every one of them.
>>673783018
Hold my utters
>>673776200
Not op but Stafford fag reporting in
A girl?
Tits or GTFO
>>673783336
Kill yourself
>>673783470
I'm keeping Everybody entertained with posting some quality cringe
OP the absolute sadman
>>673771967
Chipotle off of one? or three?
>>673783489
uhg.
>>673783297
Here's an update but it's leaving some blanks in the story sorry
>>673783489
Ouch! My cringe-face is starting to cringe in on itself
>>673783611
I don't know about quality
>>673775569
>guaranteed replies
>>673783257
You don't have a girlfriend, and 99.999% of all bitches use emoji obsessively, just spend 5 seconds browsing instagram retard
>>673783685
Looks like today was your day
>>673783685
Dude... Knock off the emojis
I have to keep reminding myself that it isn't 2 girls talking to each other
>>673783685
this shit s boring man. why would you post this garbage.
>>673783685
Dude, calm down with the fucking you're coming off as really desperate and/or autistic
OP, you make me want to FUCKING KILL MYSELF. I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE FOR SOMEONE TO BE THIS AUTISTIC!
This is literally giga autismo
>>673783937
Hey you guys asked.
>>673784014
calm down with the fucking?
>>673774665
Its not a 6 its an 8
Emojis are for dickless faggots and makes you look desperate
>>673783685
Enough with the emojis OP. You don't need to make an impression anymore. You're through with that
OP realized he can actually finally lose his v card here
he can't have /b/ fuck it up
>>673783868
Girls can use all the emojis they want. And guys can too, but it's pretty fucking gay.
Dot all your i's with bubble-hearts too for all I care, but I'm still going to call you a faggot for it
>>673784084
Haha everyone keeps saying that but we just set up a date on friday.
>>673771967
well considering you live in ashburn you should probably call the bitch
>>673784319
Good one omg that's the funniest thing in this thread
>>673784356
She must be an autist chaser
>>673784356
nigger its sunday wtf. You got blowed off.
>>673783685
HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOU TO WAKE UP EVERY MORNING, ONLY TO REALIZE YOU'RE ABOUT AS AUTISTIC AS A FUCKING TURTLE THAT FUCKING FLIPPED ITSELF OVER?!
>>673780730
LOL
>>673774574
>Are you fucking retarded?
kek
There are 2 unknown numbers in this phone number. 1-9 for the unknown and 1-9 for the second unknown. 9 * 9 = 81 possible combinations. And OP just said that the last number was wrong as well, so there are 3 unknowns. So that means 9 * 9 * 9 = 729 possible combinations.
Learn basic math
>>673771967
this happened to a friend once, he later found out the same girl put her number on approx. 10 "nice" cars in the same parking lot in hopes of finding mr right, she was a cave troll
This is a well known scam, she will ask you to meet and then like 8 niggers will rob you.
>>673784572
but OP drives a shitmobile
>>673783685
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF AND ASK HER TO TALK ABOUT HER, BUT BE KINKY AND SHIT
>>673779786
this, my fucking god what lame moves you have OP.
Watch this vid for some tips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ojqZyNzvfA
>>673784552
You can see part of the last digit, that means less combos.
>>673784477
Nigger? Didn't you see my thumb? Lol 5 days isn't that long plus my classes and job no weekdays thanks
>>673780551
>lol
>lolll
>lollll
>lolllll
>lollllll
Ask her to send a pic of her feminine penis.
>>673784552
ENOUGH ABOUT THE FUCKING NUMBER! WE ALREADY KNOW OP'S A FUCKING AUTIST, AND FINDING OUT THE NUMBER ISN'T GOING TO CHANGE A THING!
>>673784935
kekkkkkkkk
What kind of a slut whore gives out her number like that?
>Convinced?
> I think not.
>>673784914
Is it actually a date or is it "hanging out"
>>673784737
ye i saw the "sweet station wagon"
OP needs to get carol's facebook and post dem pics
>>673785093
*Zozzzzzzzzzzzzle
ask for a 3 some to try out the merchandise
>>673783868
Sure buddy whatever you say, no point trying to prove to an anon that I have one. But let me put it this way, if you can't have a normal conversation without using emojis then you're clearly a fucking child with this odd perception that all girls are the same.
>>673783685
OP which conversation bubble are you?
>>673784552
Newfriend :^)
Good for you Anon, though by your texts it is painfully obvious you have little to no experience talking with girls.
Still be yourself, relax and let what will come, come. If you sound too desperate or push too hard that freaks people out. Be assertive and confident. And for Fucks sake stop with the fucking Emojis unless you are a high school girl.
>>673785404
do you own a phone?
>>673784914
if you cant date on the weekdays you gun get passed up. Just take her out to dinner you gotta eat right?
>>673784914
OP, You have made me lose hope in this thread. I'm sorry, but you've brought this upon yourself.
Do other people get approached by girls often? I've had a few girls try to give me their number when I go outside, which isn't often. Too bad I'm full autismo.
inb4 op gets robbed by niggers
>>673784552
last number is a 5 based on her handwriting
>>673785496
I Was joking cuz he texts with emojis:):p
moar updates plox
>>673785574
Rofl was thinking the same shit
>>673771967
1. stop being so fucking cute
>>673785177
yeah OP must be a hunk, If I had send a texsts like that I would never get laid.
>>673779152
they see me rollin
>>673785530
Than so it be.
N O V A
O
V
A
>>673785746
What are you fucking gay?
>>673785910
No. I'm gender-queer. There is a distinct difference.
>>673778152
Fucking beta faggot
>>673785781
game would have been all over if we said our names were "Timothy", like what is wrong with Tim? or Timmeh?
>>673785981
Oh fuck guys I'm losing this thread. Sorry I can't update fast enough need 4chan premium these captchas are too hard
>>673786089
Die
>>673786193
>these captchas are too hard
>>673775191
im sending a text message too all unknown combinations between 0 - - 6
if you type out 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
0 gives the best match to a number that has a curve on the bottom left that can be small enough to fit in that corner box and 6 gives the best match to the small curve and point
>>673786153
What do you mean?
>>673786193
You should've listened. You've made your made, and now you must lie in it.
>>673783685
OP pls deliver faster
>>673771967
how the fuck did they know it was your car
dispose of it. they are obviously witches/succubi
>>673786431
tell me when you get it...
I want to phone her and record the convo for you guys
>>673786193
You're doing fine don't take any advice here. Good luck!
>>673785308
OP here I think you're worryin too much either way it doesn't matter
>>673785404
Blue
>>673779495
At least your name isn't Jaxon.
>>673783212
>Battle-Of-The-Betas.png
>>673786746
>jaxon
>>673785460
Hey thanks, but I disagree with the emojis thing it helps with the jokes and the people you're texting dont look at your messages the same way as you guys do.
$100 says those emojis make the difference
what OP could have had:
>two cuties sandwiching his head between their pussies TONIGHT
what OP's going to get instead:
>a new female friend/buddy/pal to hang out with on Friday
Good job, OP!
>>673786574
Hey thanks
>>673786979
youre just bumping the thread man this wasnt a thread that requested pictures.
>>673786999
>>673786640
OP here, my thread had been spoodermand
>>673779495
>Timothy
>>673786999
My new female buddy saw me for 5 seconds at Chipotle then liked me so much she wrote a note on my car. I think it would be hard just to hang out with her.
>>673780637
>fagerino
Lost even though there's nothing to lose
>>673786640
>>673786999
This guy gets it at least
>>673787128
just text "are you caroline?" to every number
>>673787281
Haha people make jokes but I like it.
>>673786999
truth. also checked.
>>673787202
youre fuckin stupid af, youre not even funny; stop trying
Jesus OP, why are you blocking out half of the conversation? It's like looking at a declassified CIA report. You aren't that important faggot, let us see what's happening.
>>673771967
Show her pic of your masculine vagina.
>>673787308
nah you dun goofed. good luck with that though. Also the way she gave you the number is weird as shit.
>>673771967
text her.
ask for pics.
if shes hot then take her out.
/THREAD
>>673787631
Wait I'm posting a new update 5 seconds
>>673787308
Hard for you maybe. Easy for her I'm sure.
>Oh, anon! I'm so glad we met! All my other friends suck!
>yfw she refers to you as a friend
Watch how quickly it happens
>>673787430
Fuck you're beta even in this you faggot.
Text 'Hi Caroline! Long time!', if you aren't texting with Caroline the response will be like "the fuck you talking bout bruh" if you are talking to her itd be "yo who dis?".
To your question everyone would tell you to fuck off, no matter if their name is Caroline or not.
You suck at bluffing and social interactions dont you?
>>673787308
then she realized you're a beta shitstain that uses emojis and lol in every sentence
>>673787740
>>673787679
Sorry it's private/local but heres a new one
