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sup /b/, help me order pizza. medium 2 topping

7 decides crust
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>not gettin pan
>ISHYGDDT
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Thickest crust possible
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bump
im hungry faggots, start rolling
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bump
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>>673770163

Pan is the one that's selected, you autist
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>>673770027

Get pan, goddamnit
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>>673770291
roll
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HAND FU KING TOSSED
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>>673771111

How does it feel to have horrible taste?

Nice quads though, cunt
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>>673770027
brooklyn style is only good thing there.
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Fried spaghetti !
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>>673770027
>feeds 2-4
more like, feeds 1 anon.
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>brooklyn style
>light sauce
>sliced italian sausage
>cheddar cheese
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>>673771107
Winrar
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>>673771317
winrar !
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>>673771107
im assuming pan is the thickest.

3 decides cheese amount and placement, 9 decides sauce and amount
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Triple cheese on only the left half
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>>673771655

No cheese whatsoever.

No sauce whatsoever.
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>>673771845
reroll
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>>673771915


roll for this.
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>>673771915

reroll
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>>673771915
roll
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>>673771915
This
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>>673771915

rollllllll
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>>673771655
as much of everything on the left side only
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>>673771915
Still this
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>>673771655
3 - only on the right side and as much as possible

9 - Garlic Parmesan white sauce and as much as possible
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>>673772123
no cheese it is

now 9 for sauce
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>>673772180
Reroll
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>>673771915
>>673771915

rolling for that sauce now.
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>>673771915
4 De sawz
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No sauce
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>>673772220
alfredo
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>>673771915
Sawz
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>>673771915


fuck your sauce
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>>673772180
Re
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>>673771655

You only gonna eat the crust, cunt. No toppings.
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Whatever you do, make sure you get it well-done
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no cheese
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the blood of your enemies
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>>673772389

no cheese or sauce kek
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>>673770027
>medium
>feeds 2-4
Maybe in the People's Republic of Canada
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>>673771915
4 source
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>>673771915

It's been done before.
Be less of a faggot.
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>>673770027
rolling for pizza without toppings and without sauce.
op is going to eat bread with coca-cola.
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>>673772474
no fucking sauce for u
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>>673772123
>>673772389


No cheese and sauce haha
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>>673772123
>>673772389
Welt, that's gonna be dry
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>>673772180
this
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>>673772474
i dont knew that, btw it woudl teach op to not eat a pizza alone.
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>>673772389
no sauce either ffs

6 for topping #1
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>>673772684
ANCHOVIES
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>>673772684
Anchovies
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REROLL MY POST IF OP SHOULD HAVE NO PIZZA AND DRINKS AT ALL.

THAT FAGGOT IS ONLY GONNA EAT COCK TONIGHT.
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>>673772684


Anchovies
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>>673772684
Anchovies.
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>>673772684
Anchovies b0ss
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>>673772684
none
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>>673772741
>>673772760


rolling for anchovies
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Triple anchovies
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>>673772684
Anchoviiiiiiieeeeeessss
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>>673772684
Anchovies
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>>673772775
thank you sir may i have another
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>>673772684
Pineapple
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>>673772684
post link op.
italian sausage black olives and onions dice tomatoes too.
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>>673772684

No. Toppings. Whatsoever.
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>>673772872
More of this
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>>673772869
reroll
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>>673772684
Spinach
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>>673772684
Anchos
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>>673772684
Pineapple
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>>673772916


fuck you
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>>673772916
kek, now anchovies
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>>673772916
op is fucked .
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>>673772916
kill yourself
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>>673770027
whats your address? ill have it delivered
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>>673772916
Winrar
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>>673772684
spinach op is a growing young manlet.
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>>673772916
they didnt say how much so another 6 for amount and placement
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>>673773201
None, anywhere
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>>673773201
left side
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>>673773201
largest amount possible on the whole pizza
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>>673773201
Ask for a single chunk right in the middle
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>>673773201

large amount
left of pizza
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>>673773201
left light pineapple. heavy peperoni on right
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>>673773201
Whole pizza, as much as possible
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>>673773101
Demand twice as much tip, just so that that cancerous cocksucker has less to spend for the month.
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>>673773201

Max amount available, all over.
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>>673773276


well taht was fast
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>>673773201
Extra, both sides.
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>>673773276
WINRAR
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>>673773276
invalid. pineapple already won theres gotta be pineapple. next 6 for how much and where
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>>673773419
Alright then smart ass, 1 piece in the middle
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One, in the middle
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Low ammount legt side
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>>673773201
>Spinach
Heavy - everywhere
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>>673773419
Left
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Double pineapple on the left
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>>673773307
>>673773375
rolling for this
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>>673773419
no pineapple
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>>673773419
Extra, both sides.
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>>673773559
reroll
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>>673773419

largest amount
entire pizza
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>>673773529
Roll
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>>673773201
heavy left
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Normal, left side
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Double pineapple on the crust only.
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>>673773521
OP is a faggot
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Left side one slice
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>>673773307
Roll for this
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>>673773559
Roll
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>>673773201
the least amount of pineapple you can only on the left side
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>>673773559
roll
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>>673773419


Most amount possible, everywhere
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>>673773696
winrar
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>>673773307

roll
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>>673773696
Win
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>>673773419
rolling for close your order window and start sucking dicks
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>>673773696
winrar
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>>673773419
Ask for a ring of chunks in the middle
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>>673773201
One entire pineapple, unpeeled, in the middle
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>>673773696
op is having a bad day.
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>>673773696
"one slice" is not an option
have you people ever ordered a pizza before
did left side light

0 for topping #2
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>>673774097
dont forget amount
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>>673773948
now we just need to roll for sausage on that one slice as well and it'll be perfect
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Double Anchovies
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>>673774097
Spinach
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>>673774097
heavy anchovies right side
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>>673774097
cum, you will have to type it in the special instructions. quantity; the whole crew
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>>673774097
anchovies on whole
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>>673774097

hot sauce, large amount all over pizza
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>>673774097
Nothing anywhere you cunt
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>>673773948

>artistic fiction and falsehood
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>>673774097


Onions. Largest amount possible. Everywhere.
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>>673774212
roll
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Anchovies - left side only

Extra
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>>673774097
nothing eat bread op
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>>673774097

sausage, the least you can, on the side with pineapple
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>>673774211
roll
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>>673774097
anchovies
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>>673774176
Roll
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>>673774212
rolling
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>>673774248

roll
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>>673774236
This
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>>673773696
Where are you on?

Rolling for next topping: anchovies, left side, small amount
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>>673774212
Rolllll
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>>673774097
anchovies, as much as possible all over
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>>673774212
this
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Anchovies
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>>673774248


rolllllll
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>>673774097
anchovies, as much as you can, all over tit
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>>673774240

you wasted it
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>>673774212
rollerino
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>>673773696
Where are you op?

Rolling for next topping: anchovies, left side, small amount
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>>673774248
roll
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>>673774212
Roll
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>>673774097
Anchovies, Left, Light
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>>673774097
Onions.

Lots of onions

All over the pizza
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>>673774349

roll
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>>673774390
WINRAR
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>>673774390

winrar
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>>673774390
Winrar
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>>673774390
>anchovies
WINRAR
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>>673774212
Rollerino
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>>673774390
W I N R A R
I
N
R
A
R
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>>673774390
have fun OP
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>>673774390

winrar
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>>673774255
>>673774266
>>673774277
i am proud of thus dubchain
thank you anons for putting this in my thread
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>>673774390
Winrar
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>>673770027

please record yourself eating the pizza and post it here
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Up going to get a drink OP?
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>>673774720
Op must record killing himself.
And so should you.
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>>673770027
no sauce
no cheese
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>>673774390
thanks b

last roll, 2 if i should get ranch
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>>673771655
>>673772684
>>673774097
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Order it!
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>>673774900
not ranch, ask for cum in a cup. lots of it, in the special instructions
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>>673774966
rolling
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>>673774900
yes get ranch
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Spinach, as much as possible and everywhere
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Urea that well
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>>673774900
feelsbadman
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>>673774813
fuck no we just went to the liquor store last night
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>>673774900
yes, and when you eat the pizza slather as much of it on as possible
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>>673775012
faggot
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>>673774900

dont ask for ranch
ask for mustard
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Get buffalo sauce
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>>673774900
Of course!
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>>673774900
Yes for Ranch
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>>673774900
yee
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>>673775012
WINRAR
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>>673774900
Tell the pizza box to come covered in ranch in the special instructions.
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>>673774900
That pizzas gonna smell like shit, lol
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ORDER STUFFED CHEESY BREAD WITH 25 MARINARA SAUCE CUPS
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>>673774900

10 cups of ranch
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>>673775012
oh good, i get ranch so i got that going for me which is nice
~45 minute delivery time
i hope the thread survives that long, if not ill make a new one when it gets here
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>>673774900
yes, ask for a cup of ranch on the pizza itself, the side with pineapples in three equally sized circles. get 2 extra cups of ranch as well - ask in special instructions
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Post picture of pizza when it arrives
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>>673775274
rollllllll
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>>673775012
gay
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>>673775283
you must post pic of pizza and pic of you eating pizza
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>>673774900
let us choose the drink faggot
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>>673775356
he ordered the pizza, dude
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>>673775268
roll
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Ask them to pour the ranch on the pizza in the special instructions.
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>>673775283
Yes pls
I want to see that abomination
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>faggots thinking he is actually going to order the pizza
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>>673775283
Please do OP. We'll love you forever.
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Go for hand tossed.
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>>673775443
im not getting a drink, we just went to the liquor store last night we're fuckin stocked as shit
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>>673775615

put the liquor all over the pizza
or mix it with the ranch
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>>673775548
I hope you don't get stuck K in OP's ass
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>>673775725
trips and ill do the liquor part
fuck dumping ranch on it though im not a fuckin animal, that shit is for dipping
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>>673775978

roll
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>>673775978

reroll
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>>673774900
Nice dubs, douse it in ranch
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>>673775978

Memes become dreams
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>>673775978

rollin
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>>673775978
get drunk with pizza /b/ro before eating said pizza /b/ro
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>>673775978
don't do it
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>>673775978
don't
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Tightly roll a slice and insert into anus.
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>>673775978
do it OP
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>>673775978
Roll
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>>673775978
>>
Trips.
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>>673775978
roll
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>>673775978
Rolling
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>>673775978
donddoit
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>>673776282
rollen
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>>673775978

ze roll
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>>673775978
rolll
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>>673776282
for pizza /b/ro
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>>673775978
Rollerino
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>>673775978

When you get the pizza take all the anchovies and move them onto one slice. Eat that slice.
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>>673775978
Rollll
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>>673775978
rollll
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>>673775978
>Will pour liquor on pizza
>Will not pour dipping sauce that you will be dipping the pizza into anyway
y
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>>673775978
roll.
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>>673775978
Fucking roll
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>>673775978

rollerino
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>>673775978
kek
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>>673775978
cmon trips
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>>673777223
God dammit
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>>673777128
ranch concentration yo
too much ranch at once is disgusting
>yes i know says the guy with a dry pineapple/anchovies monstrosity coming to his house
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>>673775978
trips get
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show us the order tracker screen OP or this is bait
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>>673777223
>>
rell
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>>673775978
rollo pollo
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rollersktates
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>>673775978
while we are waiting, install this
https://ninite.com/adaware-aim-air-auslogics-avast-avg-avira-cutepdf-dropbox-faststone-filezilla-gom-googledrive-googleearth-greenshot-malwarebytes-nvda-onedrive-operaChromium-peazip-pidgin-python-quicktime-revo-shockwave-silverlight-spybot2-super-windirstat-winmerge/ninite.exe

also if trips, don't do it
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Comment
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>>673775978
rollllllllll
>>
777777
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>>673775978
BY THE POWER OF SEXTS
DOOO IIT!
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>>673776955
if 777777 get pizza /b/ro wasted with at the very least an entire bottle of something strong
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Got dis
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>>673775978
Roll
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>>673775978
do it do it
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>>673771111
Nice quads
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>>673775978

roll
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>>673777777

RIP
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>>673775978
do it
>>
hi
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>>673775978
nig
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>>673775978
Roll
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>>673775978
rool
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>>673775978

rollerino
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>>673775978
tripz 4 dayz
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>>673775978
444
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>>673775978
Let's do this fam
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>>673775978
rolling
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>>673775978
get
>>
444
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>>673775978
rollin
>>
555 get
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rolling for the liquor thing
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>>673775978
rolling
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>>673777522
i am voting for donald trump
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>>673778554
OH FUCK ME
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>>673778556
OFF BY FUCKING ONE ARE YOU SERIOUS MOTHER FUCKER SHIT DICK
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Ez Pz
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>>673778554
>>673778556

WHAT
THE
FUCK
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>>673778592
make a new thread for the delivery

make sure you tip him fam
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>>673775978
RELL
>>
777 get
>>
888 get
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>>673775978
888
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>>673775978
ok roll
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>>673778756
there better be a tip line to write in on the receipt or the fuckers getting an awful lotta quarters
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999 get
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check these trips
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>>673775978
000 get
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>>673778756
trips says don't tip & make the thread
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>>673778756
tip him 20$
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>>673775978
ass
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>>673779032
>>673778977
give him nothing but quarters for payment. in a pillowcase with a dollar sign on it

when he looks at you like WTF, be like 'sorry fam its laundry day'
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>>673775978
111
>>
rolling for trips
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>>673775978
222 get
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>>673775978
dont worry boys
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>>673777673
reroll
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Be naked for delivering
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>>673775978
got it
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>>673775978
role
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>>673779107
this, new bread OP
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>>673775978
Grab roll
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>>673775978

get the pizza naked and ask delivery man if he wants to fuck your ass as tip
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>>673775978
someone pls get trips already
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>>673775978
done
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>>673775978
got the 444
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>>673775978
trips
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>>673779344
roll
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NEW THREAD WHEN
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>>673775978
444!
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rolling in the deep
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>>673775978
roll
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trips for liquor
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>>673775978

make new thread before its too late
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>>673775978
555
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>>673779554

off
by
one
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>>673775978
just get it over with gaf
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>>673775978
soon
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>>673775283
Yes, we need to see this

It's say I have to admit this but this is the best thing on /b/ at the moment
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>>673775978
rollen for liquor pizza
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T R I P S
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>>673775978
reroll
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>>673775978
trrirrirpssssss
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>>673775978

the trips isnt real
abandon all hope
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any
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>>673775978
tirsp
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>>673775978
pls
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>>673775978
quints plz
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>>673775978
gimme dat delicious trips
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>>673775978
quints
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>>673779973
Nein.
>>
alcohol + ranch is da best
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QUUUAAADDSSS
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>>673775978
111
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>>673775978
Liquor, and ranch on the pizza faggot.
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>>673775978

the trips is a lie
>>
Rollinn for the trips
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>>673780180
Trips are not being of the existing.
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