Waifu claiming thread. Version 3.15
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
yuuko youre pretty fast
Not first
Gonna go move those logs now, be back in a little bit.
Sup
Akira claimed. brb testing stuff in fullscreen
Line up
Crash the sound
You lose your hand
To understand
The accident is red
Noire Claimed.
>Best idol claimed
>>673739861
Either way, no harm done though
Fran claimed
>>673739824
Did sihro play on lolilover ?
Shiki claimed
>>673739961
cya best!
>>673740012
cya too, Akira
>>673740149
He used to, but his normie friends didn't want to play with someone called "LoliLover"
Rek'sai claimed
She'll never know how I feel about her, will she?
Tenryuu claimed
MY SKYRIM WORKS.
>I'll post 2 screenshots if interested
Obligatory claim.
Man, this channel has some really great music, plus i love classical style music mixed to electronic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5acHR0yKes
>>673740332
Why have so many monster waifus been claimed lately? Not that I'm complaining, good to see them get some love
>>673740626
Hello hand anon!
>>673740540
Great, what mods do you have?
>>673740524
You have the rare opportunity to be able to talk to your waifu.
>>673740540
yes plz.
Shiro claimed. It really is going fast today.
>>673738670
Hey Stocking! How's best goth doing today?
>>673738693
>>673740524
Fast... second thread?
Damn, how early did you start today?
>>673738829
Hey there! Doing pretty good today, relaxing before the awful week to come.
How are you?
>>673738834
>>673740540
Moin, moin, Tenryuu!
Alles bestens heute. AfD sogar noch oberhalb der erwarteten Prozent!
>>673740320
Fucking normies, am I right?
>>673740524
Don't lose hope, Teto-anon.
>Trump will make anime real
>Best goth waifu claimed
>Except Ruri
>>673738889
Good to hear you're okay!
>I know the feel, I like to think that the flavour creates variety
>it doesn't
I'm alright thanks. Having a much better day than yesterday!
>did you manage to get sleep
I did but not much. Luckily I left fairly early so I could enjoy my Sunday
I get that!
I like most anime openings to be fair. Big fan of jap music.
>>673739251
L-Lewd.
>>673739262
Not as qt as you hand-kun <3
>>673739656
I'm not doing much. Browsing this thread and listening to music.
A little bored tbf
>twisted lewd mind
That's me heh
Also it depends what you're eating!
>>673739858
Alright then!
Good to hear your hand is okay, now you can make lewd territory with redheadqt
>>673740741
Rek'sai's not a monster. Rek'sai is a beautiful lady.
>>673740818
I'm doing very well thank you, a little bored today!
>best goth
Awh, you qt
How are you?
>>673740987
Rek'sai is my queen
>>673740818
Disdain for normies
>>673740540
GG Skyrim
>>673740753
>>673740824
Here is her full picture. A delectable creature, no? I want to learn everything about her! But she hopped off and disappeared, ignoring my shouts. I hope that I didn't scare her by mentioning the Reich.
>Teto
Ho good all is as it should be. Internet claimed
>>673740741
LOOT says 165 in general and 159 currently running.
>>673740753
Expect a lot lof oversaturated lightning and lens flares.
>>673740818
Na dann. In meinem Landkreis bin ich mir nicht ganz so sicher, aber dort hatte die NSDAP ja auch als erstes die totale Mehrheit.
>>673741136
Skyrim is still my favourite game.
Ok, here goes the first one to show how my game looks in general...
Cutest claimed.
Sorry for not posting alot. Doing work around my house. I am reading everything though
>>673741242
http://twinbeard.com/frog-fractions/
>>673741388
Depends on your perceptive of 'good'.
>>673740741
Hey Fran-kun, still reading?
>>673740868
>hand blush
>>673741449
So many colors, oh my Christ.
>>673741242
Well if she's a frog she might be a bit afraid of your french heritage teto.
>>673741449
I want to see Doritos and snoop dog too.
>>673740524
>>673741242
I would send some hope your way, bend the fates a little, I have some to spare. But I'm sure that you will see her again eventually.
Miho claimed
How everyone doing today?
Cthulhu claims your world again
>>673740741
Probably just 1 guy
>>673740818
Enjoying the sunday, vidya, animu, a goob book,... Lots of fun
Next week, if you don't feel at 100% or you want to complain about normies or your work, you can just tell us and get shit off your chest, we are here to help, aren't we?
>>673741242
>I hope that I didn't scare her
I'm fairly certain you didn't. Sometimes anons don't come around for a few days and then bam, they're back.
Is there anything more alluring than a woman who can build her own body?
>>673741531
Don't worry about it qt
<3
>>673741574
If you're lucky you may get Stocking lewds
>Only in private
>>673741579
>Snoop Dogg spelled with one g
He's the motherfucking D-O-Double G.
>>673740987
Very true!
>>673741449
What are some of the bigger ones? What funny reskins?
>>673741574
Just finished the book. I'm about to download the nest toy Kindle though
>>673741628
Life is pain.
Hello Miho hope you are doing well.
>>673741780
My apologies mr.lion
Not all heroes wear capes
Mine wears pigtails
Claiming just for safety
>>673739749
Mizuki claimed
>>673741449
looks neato
>>673741579
heya Yuuko, how are you?
>>673741713
A better looking woman who can build her own body?
>>673741899
>Life is pain.
Agreed.
I missed my car payments.
>>673740868
Thanks man. I haven't heard back from Redhead yet. Wondering how she's doing.
>>673741449
More lens flares than a JJ Abrams movie
>>673741628
Hey Miho. It's been good so far. You?
>>673740201
What is this from ?
>>673740868
>That's me heh
I didn't say that it's a bad thing =.0
>it depends what you're eating
Well, eating sweets like you do doesn't take that much time u.u
I just had some regular dinner: Cheese & bread, salad and some leftovers of last weekend cake.
>>673741628
Pretty fine thanks!
Not going out that much these days because the only friend that lives near me found a gf, he isn't very good with Firends/gf timings =.0
>>673742051
Some pixiv artist
i'm back but now i'm running out of akira art. not much of it.
>>673741558
All is in order as it should be
>>673741976
Hello there. I'm good what are you up to?
>>673742028
>mfw my house has been in pre-forclosure for years.
That sucks they're gunna fine you up the ass aren't they?
You're gunna end up looking like hand-kun post chair disaster.
>>673742051
Everything and nothing
>>673742270
Oh, hey Akira
Been playing Shizune route lately, nice to see some Katawa Girls who are not Main Chars...
I find it strange that no one ever has claimed Misha...
(not yet done with shizune, so no spoilers please)
>>673741628
Doing alright, thanks for asking, Miho. Hope you're doing well.
>>673741769
>hand consumed in red color
>overload
>>673741879
Nice, hope you enjoy the rest of it. The stuff I'm reading has to catch up with itself in terms of the manga.
>>673741973
Can never be to sure.
>>673742360
>battered and bruised ass raped hand
>>673741973
>actually really love this pic
>>673742030
Spark a conversation man.
She's probably alright though.
>>673742102
>didn't say that's a bad thing
It can be in the wrong situation
>eating sweets like you do
Good point, I'm actually eating cheesecake right now. So delicious!
Your dinner doesn't sound too bad though, I only had a sandwich and assorted snacks.
>>673742546
Don't be shy qt
Bet you know how to work your hands around a woman tbf
>>673742360
Finally watching Season 2 of RWBY
about damn time I'm watching it again
>>673741907
Pigtails are an instant win
>>673742270
Gimme a sec, I might be able to provide some material
waifuforlaifu
>>673741558
... I will not cheat. For now.
>>673741579
I doubt it. I don't have any sort of french heritage. But...
Oh, well.
Neptune claimed, how is everyone doing?
Watching SoaD sets from like 1998 holy shit Daron was fucked up back then.
>>673742546
It is, thanks
>>673742704
Yeah, it is
Anyway, going to take my dig out on a walk, peace out!
>>673742704
Who's your favorite character?
>i'm trying to start a war
>>673742546
>Carries victimized hand into ambulance
>>673742360
I'm only going to be a week late. So it wont be to bad. This is the first one i have missed in 5 years.
>>673742546
>>673741879
You know that you want those mudcrabs here...
And the bigger ones are...difficult, but mostly Realistic Lightning Overhaul, The Sounds of Skyrim, RaceMenu, Halo's mods, and too many armour, weapon and animation mods....but not i'm not that interested in downloading a quest mod now like Faalskar, Wyrmstooth and similar.
>And don't forget Immersive First Person so you can see your tiddies when you look down.
>>673742030
I still have more.
>>673742299
Order's not necessarily the best state one can achieve.
>>673742845
Isn't teto french?
>>673743029
Oh well maybe they'll be kind this time.
>>673742686
I've been trying, but she hasn't been on this whole weekend. Hopefully it's nothing and it's just bad internet or something. It's kinda worrying but I know I'll see her in person tomorrow. Thanks for looking out.
>>673742704
>Watching RWBY
Nice! Volume 2 wasn't bad. Once you get to Volume 3, you'll be in for a wild ride. Don't forget to watch the little shorts about Remnant and its backstory!
>>673742874
Doing good, thanks for asking. Yourself?
>>673742270
Did I give you this link before?
http://shimmie.katawa-shoujo.com/post/list/akira/2
>>673743013
Geez, been so long... for now it's Black since she's rather chill...
I barely remember the story from season 1.... something like getting together as a team
>>673742030
>More lens flares than a JJ Abrams movie
>slowly looks down from the crippling truth
>>673742686
>terminal hand lupus (blush)
Probably, who knows.
>>673742960
Enjoy walking your dog, stay safe, Fran-kun.
>>673743013
>The hell are we supposed to do with the rest of it (human)
>Cut it off, we don't have time for this!
>>673743029
I see you're doing well and your waifu is as adorable as ever, glad to hear it, bud.
>>673743184
>And don't forget Immersive First Person so you can see your tiddies when you look down
You were thinking about me when you said that, weren't you?
>>673742497
i like a lot of the non-main characters, but maybe its because of the really talented writers that do the pseudo routes. other notable characters imo are Miki, Suzu, Rika. Even some original characters are written well, like Kagami's route written by forgetmenot. pic related.
>>673743341
i've checked out the shimmie before but i have a bad habit of not saving pictures from it.
>>673743322
Doing just fine, thanks for asking.
I got hand-kun's approval for maka albarn.
Now I need one for marie rose.
Can you give the thumbs up to a picture pf maroe rose, please hand-kun?
>>673740130
Mad props to the Fran, but the rest of y'all are mad not to have the ultimate waifu
>>673743322
I'm sure she's just busy or she's unable to get to the internet!
After all, absence makes the heart grow fonder. Use the distance to your advantage heh
>>673742874
Hey the Nep Nep!
How are you doing today?
>>673743434
I'd assume you know you slayer
>>673739749
Syndra is 3d tho
>>673743185
Yes but I like it that way. All the wires in the right place
>>673743203
As far as nationality goes, Japanese. Favorite country is Norway, though.
>>673743636
>Marie Rose gets thumbs up
>I don't
To be fair she is adorable, she deserves it.
>>673743668
>didn't claim maka albarn
>caims to have beat waifu
>>673742686
>It can be in the wrong situation
I don't think I want to know what do you mean by that.
Yeah, I've been attending culinary school synce 5 years, this is the last one, studying alimentation brought me to take care much more on what i eat u.u
>>673742874
Hey there Neptune.
Everything is going fine so far, you?
Planeptune is doing fine?
>>673743473
Maybe...too bad that my char is a flat-chester. Only the chest plate of her armor make her look like she has some tiddies....
>>673743203
I hope they will be nice about it.
>>673743434
>>673743322
Will do! Can you brainstorm me about season 1 story? Since right now I'm totally lost and don't want to rewatch everything
>>673743495
Sounds nice, maybe I should read one of those original characters once in a while
>>673743745
I am doing fine, I did fall asleep in Lastation though.
>>673744011
I am doing fine, thanks for asking Noire and about Planeptune, I left things to Histoire and Nepgear so I am unsure.
>>673744093
>not having a Tenryuu mod
>>673743434
"Quickly we must find a donor!"
>nurse wheels in black man
"Get out!"
>>673743395
No wrong answers.
>>673743822
Huh good to know. Wonder who i'm thinking of.
>>673744113
If not you'll just have to go down to their office and so then just how fucking compassionate you can be.
>>673741080
Oh, you thought... well this is awkward, I was actually just asking if you knew how Ruri was doing... sorry...
>>673741136
Disdain and lactose intolerance!
>>673741449
Ach, das wird bestimmt auch super. Wann ist es denn soweit?
>>673741701
I was thinking about how I could turn this into a pun using "break a leg", but then I felt bad. Thanks for the offer!
>>673741713
A woman who still has her body?
>>673744011
>I don't think I want to know
Oh come now Noire. I can show you <3
>attending culinary school
No way! That sounds amazing, I'd love to see you cook! Always been interested in cooking.
>Captcha: food
>>673744247
Oh no.
At least you're doing alright
>Hi the Nep Nep
I meant there...
>>673744093
There are literally thousands of mods for that, and out of 20GBs worth of mods, you're telling me that's not one of them?
>>673743745
Probably. I'm trying not to worry to much.
>Absence makes the heart grow fonder
I like that quote.
>>673744197
The first volume was basically everyone meeting each other and all the characters being introduced. Then the White Fang starts to fuck shit up a bit, and team RWBY pushes them back. It really just starts to develop the characters personalities
>>673743944
More on beat than maka :>
>>673744457
>lactose intolerance
I feel so bad for you
>>673744457
>Ruri
>Best goth
Oh no yeah sure I get it.
Don't worry about it.
I'm sure he's fine.
>Sad Stocking
>>673744676
I'm a fan of the quote.
It's very reassuring
>>673744483
I just noticed that I forgot to add a picture I am such an idiot.
>>673743796
Making things easy to use, without any leeway for risk to be involved, order is ultimately boring and unexciting.
>>673743636
There you go.
>>673743745
>suggestive hands
>>673743880
If you want one, you can just ask. I don't mind.
>>673744113
Fucking adorable
>>673744252
>wheel in black man
*hand suddenly disappears from the table*
"It escaped out of the window!"
>>673744763
Perfect in my eyes, no worries.
>>673744676
Ah yeah, I'm starting to remember a bit, got it. That should suffice.
Have a kiss (pic related)
>>673744250
i can't find one...and if, then 99,9% look just out of place.
>>673744457
Nächtes Jahr im Mai der Landtag, und dann ist ja auch schon nächstes Jahr Bundestagswahl....
>>673744538
I prefer my flat-chested tomboys in this kind of games. Giant juggs are just impractical in combat...
And another screenshot...
>>673744961
Nah I don't mind.
If you wanted to do it, you would. I'll leave the decisions to you!
>perfect in my eyes
Awh hand-kun! You're such a qt y'know that?
>pic related
>>673744961
Thanks hand-kun!
>>673744837
Your looking only at the outer shell of it. Inside is were the fun is
>>673744252
>compassionate
Whats this moonspeak?
>>673744961
>>673744093
>Flat is justice
Remind that too =.0
>>673744247
I was expecting that =.=
You know you should help Histoire and your sister sometimes, and you know too that Histoire isn't very tolerant about your sleeping through work <.<
>>673744483
>I can show you
Mhm, I don't think that being lewd sometimes is a bad thing, soo...
>Pic Related
>Always been interested in cooking
It's always satisfying to eat what you cook :)
>>673745301
>Giant juggs are just impractical in combat
BTFO
>>673744961
>Severed hand travels far and long
>Comes across spooky mansion in the woods
>Becomes part of the addams family
>>673745445
It's where you pretend to have emotions like the normalfags around you.
>very difficult
>>673744457
>break a leg
Dont't worry, I think I even have a pic with a joke like that in my Emi folder, but I can't seem to find it, so have this instead.
>>673744837
Kaos and order are 2 sides of the same coin
>>673744763
>Words build bridges into unexplored regions
Another 10/10 saying
>>673745159
T-t-thank you.
>blushing Ruby
>>673745498
Oh come on Noire, what will Histy do? Lecture me? She can't really do much other then that.
>>673745301
>Giant juggs are just impractical in combat
There are so many things I'd like to say but I won't
>>673745402
Kek, just because you're asking me to do it doesn't mean I don't want to. Just hard for me to do things on my own, easier if someone just asks.
>give me a picture to do it with
>Awh hand-kun! You're such a qt y'know that?
Just calling it how I see it.
>>673745407
Don't mention it, friendo.
>>673745445
>pats
>>673745663
The perfect ending to a perilous journey. Thank god that hand can't talk or else I'd be in prison.
ok ive stocked up on some more akira art. lets go.
>>673745850
Distract the enemy, or inspire your comrades with them!
Also, my dog was a good girl, Fran is back
>>673744722
Don't worry, I drink milk every day! Lactose intolerance is for them normies.
>>673744763
In all honesty, I prefer Stocking over Ruri. She has more of a personality and more reasonable motivation.
>>673745301
>schon
Da könnte es schon zu spät sein...
>>673745850
It's something different if you're dual-wielding your swords a sword or have a eqiupment on your back which has guns with a diameter up to 510mm...
Ofc i still prefer my Tenryuu tiddies tho.
>>673745663
>normalfags
They will never understand us.
>>673746008
>>673746008
kek
Who cares what happened to the rest of the body right?
>>673746241
Didn't know your dog was a homosexual
>looks at collar
Still waiting on the install to finish. It's almost done i think
>>673745445
Moonspeek. Have not long time you dig
>>673745792
Yeah, and that's when Histoire comes to me because you don't do your work, and asks me to teach you how to properly work.
And I'm doing that only for Histoire, I already know that I'm wasting time by trying to teach you that =.0
And I'm back.
>>673745407
That reminds me actually I just bought DOAX3 on play-asia.
Can't wait to see Marie Rose!
>>673745498
O-oh Noire.
>Blushing Stocking
>Allow me to return the favour
Cooking for yourself is always extremely satisfying!
Especially when other people enjoy it too!
>>673745786
I do like that one.
One of my most favourite quotes though:
>If her age is on the clock, she's ready for the cock
So relatable...
>>673746008
Don't do it to this pic. Do whatever the next post is unless stated otherwise.
Thanks hand-kun! <3
>>673746329
Hmm.
Thank you Shiro. I forgive you!
>for now
>>673746365
>510mm
You're using the Super Yamato guns, aren't you? (20.1 In / 510mm)
>>673746329
Thought you said you were lactose intolerant, sorry
>>673746241
Perfect
>>673746241
>Distract the enemy
Where is the thrill or challenge in fighting Teenagers? Enduring the smell? That's the only thing I can think of.
>>673746365
>i still prefer my Tenryuu tiddies tho
Indeed. But you know the truth.
SHE is quite/silent
but she know well what she does
>>673745431
>>673745732
Sorry, I'm in that mood again. Always so negative about everything. I should just stop.
>>673746801
>>673746511
Probably just lived a boring life shitposting without a right hand and got a robo hand.
>>673746692
Welcome back, Cowgirl.
>>673746241
Welcome back, Fran. Glad you didn't get stabbed.
>>673746759
Roger roger.
Am I late
Jinx claimed
>>673746646
Wait you aren't going to tell Histy that I am in Lastation right?
>>673746532
>>673747004
Sounds good I'll be waiting
>>673746775
Try looking at the good side of things, or find a sense of humor or something
>>673746962
Will it at least get a five finger discount the rest of its life?
>>673746511
Nah, just a goddamn hippie
>>673746770
When she behaves, she has a bit of leash aggression, but I'm working on that. Strange because she is fine with other dogs when she is off leash
>>673746775
With how large those things are, it would distract just about anyone
>>673746962
Always good to remain unstabbed, thanks for your concern
>>673746167
That's nice to hear Akira. With 10-20 pics in total normally is enough
>>673739749
Best Armstrong claimed
>tfw you forgot your waifu's birthday
I don't want to live anymore....
>>673746903
All is good kaos is the root of all order and infinite
>>673746692
Welcome back cowgirl
>>673746759
Good thing my quote came from a great man; Mr. Hitler
>If her age is on the clock, she's ready for the cock
Great words to live by.
>>673747374
>it was two days ago
>>673747374
You had one job, I remembered mine though it was very close to valentines
>>673746962
Thanks.
>>673747374
>Launched: 11 March 1918
Shit, you're right
>Last image get
>>673747374
My waifu doesn't even have an official birthday and I still remembered.
>>673747530
Thanks to you too.
>>673747709
Post was at 87% too.
-Holstaur image
>>673747208
Fitting pun and picture, I'll *hand* you that.
>kill me
>>673747224
Just glad you're all safe and sound.
>>673747275
Glad to see you again.
>>673747608
Don't mention it, friendo.
>>673747374
>mhw we my waifu/husbando and I share the same birthday
>>673747709
Good job, buddy.
>hands
>>673747224
>With how large those things are, it would distract just about anyone
A soldier? A warrior? That is an extremely dangerous wager.
>>673747147
>Try looking at the good side of things
No.
>>673747374
Oh, fuck. I'm so sorry.
>>673747581
>You had one job
>teasing him
Most cruel. Indeed. One could say that he deserves it, though.
>>673747427
But if everything is chaotic, is that a form of order?
>>673747275
Truely a miracle
>>673747790
Yeah, after my run in with meth dealers, I'm still looking over my shoulder some
Fran