Secrets thread. Post em. Cleanse your soul
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Secrets thread.
Post em. Cleanse your soul
I have never ever gotten dubs. I always unintentionally ruin every single dubs thread I post in.
>>673736735
Ill start.
I got my friend at work fired so I could take his job.
>>673736735
Got married 8 months ago and have fucked my father in law three times.
I want to kill myself every day but my mom is forcing me to go to college
>>673736735
When I was 15 I answered an ad on craigslist and let some old guy eat me out and fuck me for a new Iphone.
>>673737018
You should kill yourself, your man would want to if he knew
>>673737317
He would beat the fuck out of me for sure.
>>673737263
tits or gtfo, you know the drill
When I was 13 I fucked a 12 year old girl in her ass while watching some Disney show marathon.
with a barbarian. It didn't stop for an hour an a half
. I can't remember the name but I know it when I see it and now that show to me is forever associated what I did that day. When ever I see it on TV I get a shameful Boner
Killed my uncle don't regret it
>>673737018
I have a similar secret. I have been fucking my boyfriend's best friend for the past 2 years. He has not even come close to finding out. I play the cute loyal girlfriend part pretty well. Highlights include riding him in the bathroom during a party and sucking his cock while my bed was sleeping in the next room
>>673737384
And you deserve it. Personally I would inject you with tarnish remover. You died of natural causes in your sleep, so they think
I secretly rek minecraft kids https://youtu.be/Fn_iTh_jOjo
>>673737018
>>673737263
I love to piss all over my face in the shower and gurgle it. Jerk off. Then regret it
I drugged my mom and ate her out while she was under. Was so tempted to fuck her
I'm dating a married man.
Sometimes I buy envelopes and write meaningful letters to myself, every day I leave them in the mailbox for my mother to see, it's been 2 years and she is fully convinced I actually have a friend.
>>673737531
>n't regret
Details please ?
When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city to see a marching band....
>>673737643
>>673736735
rolling!
>>673736735
I fantasize about dominating my best friends wife, fucking her and making her cum over and over until she breaks and becomes my personal slut.
I molested my dog
I had sexually experimented with my cousins when we were kids
I love feminine physiques/appearances regardless if the gender is male or female. Masculinity is a turn off though for either gender.
>>673737793
He said, "Son when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the broken
The beaten and the damned?"
I haven't slept with my wife for a year.
Really want to fuck my GF's sister. I try to get creep shots of her when I can and fap to them later, but then delete them so my GF doesn't find them. Going to be going on a trip with them, gonna try to get video of her in the shower. Would love to cum in her drink or panties. Any tips for cleaning cum out of panties?
>>673737997
its no secret you beta cuck faggot
>>673737545
>while my bed was sleeping in the next room
>>673737997
Why?
>>673737937
He said "Will you defeat them,
Your demons, and all the non-believers,
The plans that they have made?"
>>673737450
>shameful Boner
why shameful
I've been married for eight years, and I'm currently having an affair with two other woman. None of the three know about each other. I get a lot of sex. All is well. :)
>>673738293
How do you make the time?
>>673736735
Tried to bang my aunt's dog. Didn't fit in her ass so I quit.
>>673738293
What was the point of getting married?
When I was 13 I tossed my 11 year old brother's salad.
>>673736735
I once tried to get nudes out of a girl by pretending to be dying of a "liver disease"
Ill gladly green text it if faggots want
Posted this before,
>In highschool
>Suck off black guy in my car in the parking lot.
>Next day, think that hes going to tell everyone.
>Go to principal
>he raped me Mr Clay
>Boy gets arrested
>I have to go to another school because the blacks believe him, the whites believe me
>My bf doesn't buy it.
>He waits a few months then dumps me
>I tell our friends he told me he didnt believe me
>They think hes an asshole.
>Start dating his ex-best friend
>Black guy goes to juvie for 4 years.
Thank god I don't live in that shithole town anymore.
>>673738436
tax deductions
When I was like 15 I molested my mom's friends 7-8 year old daughter. I felt like a piece of shit for years and was scared it was gonna come back to haunt me.
When I was 30 she added me on facebook, and I fucked her on and off for the past 4 years. She never brought up the past and honestly I don't think she was even aware.
>>673736735
I'm basically an "undercover normie".
> frat bro
> live in a frat house
> make benis in vagine with normie girls
> decent job, $20/hr
> watch sports
> go to church (inb4 fedora tippers)
> discuss politics like a reasonable person
but also:
> browse /b/ regularly
> watch anime
> own a fleshlight
> jerk off to all sorts of wierd shit
> just as racist as when I was in 8th grade
Whenever i see someone in public who is clearly a /b/-yard, I do the whole tough guy "lol what a faggot" routine, even though I would be totally down to hang out and watch anime with this dude. Its even worse when its a girl, since I could easily chat her up due to my superpower of not having autism, but would die if I was seen in public with her.
life is a struggle.
>>673737714
Start talking. Do tell
>>673736735
i'm a dog and my owner desn't know it.... sorry Fredd
>>673736735
i don't seed my torrents
>>673738490
Sounds like the town was ok, you were the shithole that caused lots of problems.
I like Nickelback
>>673737545
>while my bed was sleeping in the next room
wat a good gf
>>673737845
Oops, we got a fatty over here.
>>673737545
story? How did u meet the new guy? Whats wrong with ur bf to make u want ro cheat?
>>673738456
Bump
>>673738644
you monster!!
I wanna fuck this frog.
>jacked off to my parent's having sex when I was 12.
I dont know man, I was fucking weird as a kid
We hate each other. We pretend that we are happy and that we are the perfect couple to everyone. But we sleep in separate bedrooms and rarely talk. We are wealthy, attractive, have a very nice house ... etc etc. We just can't stand each other. I'm 36, she is 34.
>>673738649
If everyone in the town wasn't so racist, I wouldn't have been worried about people finding out.
>>673738490
please kill yourself, or atleast acid into vag
>>673738194
>le epik oldgag maymay
kill yourself
>>673738871
Nah. I like being alive.
I once replaced my friends loaded needle filled with heroin with some of my blood to make it have a tint of yellowish brown. I have hepatitis c and now so does he. He has no idea yet.
>>673736735
I know what it feels like to get my nuts drained by a female dog
>green text ready
while being in a 3year relationship i fucked my best friend multiple times ,also taking her virginity.
so basicly cheated multiple times ,since then had a fight with my bestfriend and havent spoken to her since. my gf never found out or heard anything. this was a year ago. it haunts me and it felt like she loved me more than my gf did and does. secretly i want her again
I hate myself and my life. I'm on a ton of antidepressants and they don't work. I'm still hopelessly in love with my ex, and the only solution I can see is to kill my current gf and then myself. But I don't have the courage to do any of that.
>>673738490
Absolut Sloot
the new fragrance by bitch
>>673738681
Go to reddit.
> OOOH Nickelback is bad hurr durr
jokes are not welcome here
>>673738750
Yep. Im pretty fat.
Sorry.
>>673738936
Cheaters need to be strung up
>>673736735
I shit in movie theater floors as a prank but it kinda of turned into an obsession at this point, cause all of the theaters in my area actually put aside competition for a bit and hired people to look for me and catch me in the act.
>MFW you see a guy aim flash lights under the seats at peoples butts while you watch starwars
>>673738850
Don't worry about what other people think of you. Humanity 101
>>673738555
She was aware. She just liked it. Kids do sexual shit with each other all the time because it feels good. Hell man I was jerking it to hustlers when i was like 5 because the pretty ladies made my dick stand up and feel funny when i touched it.
>>673738936
no you dont
I didn't stay awhile and listen
i showed a video of my wife masturbating to a friend of mine recently.
>>673737263
tits and timestamp just cause rule 37 and also that is hot
I've been sucked off through a lot of gloryholes.
>>673738994
Slut would mean that I did it a lot. I havent.
>>673739021
Seems extreme
>>673739037
Its not that easy.
>>673739086
Yeah its pretty great.
>>673738555
Trips
>>673739116
show to your /b/ friends
>>673737450
Dave The Barbarian
>>673739187
not extreme at all, you ruined two lives and I really hope you find it in that deep pit of a heart to hang yourself.
>>673738587
You're basically everything that we despise here. Even worse, you think you're one of us yet you're a closet faggot about it. Fuck off filthy subhuman normfalfag.
>>673738831
why did you get married?
>>673738587
Mah nigga
I'll be voting for Trump in November.
>>673739335
No just the one life and he was black so it didnt really matter.
I still haven't told anyone that I'm gay.
I just turned 31.
>>673737263
lol
was te phone any good?
>>673739012
more of your fat bitches tits
>>673739012
No
You're ugly fat
>>673738587
normies, reeeee, etc.
>>673739288
:) idk how to make a webm. i'm sure i could figure it out but i haven't tried yet.
>>673739464
Yeah.
Worked great. I have an Android now tho.
>>673739489
Eh.
>>673739524
lol
I stole twenty dollars from a blind guy at my uncles corner store.
Not my fault his son was too busy pumping gas to notice and help out his dad.
Doesn't really help that I'm jewish I guess, Free pizza tho
I like jizzing in an ex-coworkers stuff.
I would cum in her lotions she kept at her desk and everything. One day she left to help a client and left her uneaten BK whopper junior on her desk.
I took it into the bathroom and came a huge glob of cum in the tomatoes and wrapped it back up.
She comes back and it's the end of work. I figured she'd eat it then and my my boner was ready for it. She suddenly says, "I have this extra whopper does anybody want it?"
My nigger manager was like, "I do!". I couldn't have been more disappointed, but he had his nigerish ways and so I thought this would be hilarious to watch. I was preparing for what would be a funny scene, maybe he would spit it out, but I kid you not, he ate the whole fucking thing while we wrapped up a little work discussion.
I went home feeling both satisfied and disappointed the hot girl never ate my cum. One day, though!
>>673738786
So do i
>>673737034
I don't know. I regret it all the time. We stay together for the kids. I also stick around because I have a lot of money that I am sure she would drain down to $0 if we filed for a divorce/separation.
I used to think that I was bissexual or something like that some years ago. My best friend back then was too. We secretly were each other boyfriend. Today I can't feel anything for men anymore, I think.
i constantly lie to everyone around, except for my girlfirend which i stoped lieng to after our second date
im really scared that it will fuck me up when ill grow older
>>673739349
Hey I'm like him too
That isn't very nice anon.
Jk.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>673738490
You are a vacuous cunt. End you life
>>673740072
It was a while ago. Im different
>>673738850
> I'm a girl, so someone else is to blame
Everyone I know irl likes me and enjoys my company way more than I enjoy theirs. Honestly, I can't even think of someone that doesn't like me.
However I'm miserable. I live in a small shitty town, have a shitty job, no college, I don't even have a fucking driver's license. I have a gf and we've lived together for a while. We never have sex anymore. It feels more like I'm her friend and therapist at this point.
Everyone thinks we're a happy couple, and we never fight. Thing is, I miss sex and do love her. All the other girls here are trash. Either red necks, drug addicts or baby factories with like 6 kids.
I don't know where I'm going with this other than people seem to envy me and think my life is great, but I hate it
>>673738644
Disgusting
>>673738392
Who needs sleep?
>>673738958
Post it. Was it awesome?
>>673738436
Made a huge mistake, and now I have his with her. Kinda stuck.
I'm infatuated with a co-worker. She's several years older than me but we always have really good conversations and we talk constantly while at work. I find myself watching her as she works sometimes and I've caught her watching me as well. I want to do more but we're both married.
>>673740072
>>673738649
>>673738871
>>673738994
>4chan
>Caring about niggers
what the fuck kind of neosjwgaf shit have you niggers been smoking, btw you're all talking to a dude. real femanons always have to post pictures of themselves for compliment, this is bait and u niggers fell for it
>>673738194
No
>>673740217
It was a nigger. Did you miss that part? Yeah shes steam powered but its not like anything of value was lost.
>>673740571
Great work, detective!
>>673740384
Kids with her...
>>673736735
>be 18
>live in small scandinavian town
>sneak into the woods at night
>sneak over to the horses
>start petting a brown horse
>gradually start stroking it's pussy
>insert dick
>mare pushes against my dick
>cum
>sneak home and feel guilty
>>673736735
yesterday i had a chance for sex but i missed it because she had boyfriend who was coming at the party. We literally were smooching till the monet he went in.But i refused to fuck her because i have rules. How fuckin dumb i am?
>>673736735
Burned my grandmother's house when I was 12,
masturbate to nearly every male friend I have,
Wanted to eat out my cousin, even if I identify myself as straight (I wonder how it is?),
>>673740292
How do you explain not sleeping to your wife?
>>673738490
Kill self
>>673739597
Do you have a kik?
lynchypoo89
>>673740744
What kind of rules do you have that you can make out with a chick who has a bf but won't fuck her? Sounds like some faggoty shit right there
>>673740844
lol, fag
>>673739448
At this point just leave
I'm a total footfag though I'll never admit it.
>>673740138
Well as long as your different now. I'm sure that makes the guys life so much better, because 4 years in juvenile is a fucking great start
>>673740703
you can be a bitch all you want but you know I'm right, not my fault you got baited
>>673740836
No, I like being alive.
>>673740844
lol
>>673740931
Why? Do you care about the black guy?
>>673740305
The best
>be me, 15
>no one home
>be horny as fuck
>on couch with pants around ankles
>stroking my dick hard
>head is leaned back and just enjoying myself
>feel some sniffing at my sack
>oh shi my dog is scoping my package
>go to shoo her off
>before I can, feel the warmest, wettest tongue roll up my sack to the tip of my head
>overload.jpg
>brain shuts down and dog is lapping away at my cock
>I should stop but it's intense
>her paws are wrapped around the base like she's holding it up
>she is moving her face around, tentatively hitting every spot on my dick with that wide, firm tongue
>firm, wide strokes up and down my shaft
>they're warm, slow and agonizing
>was already close
>she begins focusing on my head, probably because of pre
>hit my limit
>start dumping my load into her mouth
>she is lapping it up as fast as I'm producing it
>after a few moments my orgasm stops
>she laps at the head a few times more and then begins lapping at my sack
>almost feels like she is massaging my sack
>feelsfuckingamazing.gif
>I can't help myself
>pull her up on couch and hold and pet her
>tell her good girl, kiss her
>feel like a faggot with his first g/f
>couldn't care less
>give her the steak I didn't eat from last night
>end up on the couch cuddled with her the rest of the night.
>>673741052
He's black. He was going to go to jail anyway.
>>673740844
Fucking cringelord Jesus christ
I've never been able to remember the actual order of the months.
I also don't know the alphabet.
>>673740744
Dumb? You have principles and that's great. But you are a pussy.
>>673740891
Naaah man kissin ait same shit as fuckin plus we were both drunk as fuck. But still I felt that isn't good
>inb4 white knight
>>673740742
how it feel anon?
did horse vagina tighter than normal woman?
>>673741058
Yeah no one else does though
Disgusting fatty
>>673741193
I'm not fat. Where did you get that idea?
>>673741192
cringed hard
I'm a guy with a huge foot fetish and get turned on by painting my own toes
>>673738123
fucking lol'd hard
>>673741146
You should've seen his BF he looks like a fuckin Big Show
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die..
-Derailing an entire thread over a made up story, and a fake female anon
I almost feel like it's the same person at this point responding to themselves
>>673739620
Did everyone really pass over this guys story?
This is gold.
I was lying to my mother that I am on my studies, and she was paying (a lot) for it. But often I was somewhere else, drinking, fucking, and meeting people all over my country. At the 5th year I was so stupid and instead of paying my studies, I used her money to buy even more drugs, alcohol and even a hookers. Eventualy my university expelled me because of doubts. I was telling my mother that I need some more years to finish it. Meanwhile I have found some better job. After another three years of lying, she probably now realizes that I won't finish my studies. Maybe she still has some hope, I dunno. I know that I failed her, because she really wanted me to become a lawyer. Well, at least I have mastered lying...
I don't have any secrets, I've shared everything with close friends in an effort to understand myself and still nothing.
be glad of your secrets
>>673741446
Clever man. Pat yourself on the back
>>673736735
My female boss makes me lick her several times a week (along with giving massages), it's the only thing keeping me from getting fired and I can't deal with that right now.
The real secret is that I absolutely love licking pussy.
Im a real psycho and i act stupid all the time so people would like me.
>>673741485
Cause it is
>>673741517
Do your studies you old bloke
>>673741485
How is the thread derailed?
Are we not talking about secrets?
>>673737845
FAT ALERT
Anything in a stroller is just too young. Gotta have standards.. I'm just sayin'
>>673736735
i am john virgo
>>673740844
>>673741721
Yea, were passed that dude.
>>673741192
No, anon, but very varm and slippery.
>>673738490
Drink bleach
>>673738490
What school was this?
Or what town? Sounds familiar
>>673739021
You're just jealous.
>>673736735
Every nights I wish I would die in my sleep
My geometry teacher was an old dyke, and I ate her out to pass my final.
>Be me
>Know a dude that would try to bang ever girl I was going for
>I typically succeeded but this dude thrived from trying to live in my shadow and tell girls on campus bull shit like that I had aids.
>He works at a local understaffed pizza joint and does deliveries 90% of the time.
>Call in an order to this apartment complex late at night
>Drive there
>Hide in the bush with a mask ans sweat shirt on
>Beat the ever loving shit out of him and take the pizza
>Didn't even fight back just ran to his car like a bitch and drove off
>It was on local news and still nobody knows it was me
>mfw
>>673741982
It was in Louisiana
>>673736735
I attend drink and drug orgies when ever I get more than 2 days off work.
I don't know what my peers or family would think if they found out.
I go through periods of regret and shame
Then I remember the sex and booze and forget all about it.
It's a crazy cycle
i fucked a friend's cousin in a party, hiding behind a door from everyone, im a male
>>673742087
Why wouldn't you just confront the dude like a man? You had to wait in the bushes for him and then you call him a bitch?? lol, beta faggot.
>>673742187
Dude, I want in.
>>673736735
WHEN EVERY TIME I CLICK [Update] in any thread, i think he's gonna be deleted
>>673742045
Pic of your tits?
U a fatty 2?
Gay / straight?
>>673742503
easy buddy
>>673742503
>Pic of your tits?
No.
>U a fatty 2?
Yes
>Gay / straight?
Straight
I'm a 25-29 year old male, totally gay, furry, etc.
I'm considered to be an expert in cryptography and software security.
I cannot for the life of me get a boyfriend, and it makes me suicidal in spite of my accomplishments.
>>673742434
Lol everyone wants in when they imagine it. But the age spread is 18-50+
It's not picnic
I'm addicted to opiates and had a tooth pulled last week just so that I got a pill prescription. I now have a legit excuse when I fail a drug test
>>673738490
You deserve some bad shit to happen to you
>>673742551
Fuck you friend
>>673741074
anymore stories, did it happend again?
>>673742617
I like all ages. Seriously. I need something like this. I am married, kids, 80 work weeks. I'm drowning man! Throw a /b/ro an invite
I like to meet girls at bars and flirt with them so they will fuck me. I also like getting blow jobs alot.
>>673737443
>>673737643
>>673739095
You monster
>>673742624
So far smooth sailing.
>>673742776
What Country you in?
>>673742804
I like breathing and eating and smelling my own farts
>>673742187
Nothing wrong with you, just the western puritsts society.
You should live in Japan. There something like that is completely normal. Hedonism is the way of life, nothing less and nothing more, life does not have any other purpose. You can pass your DNA, prevails, and aside from these two things, everything is all about hedonism and a way to get the pleasure.
>>673742873
Chicago
Im 18, fucked my ex and got her pregnant and after abortiong I dumped her. She is depressed as fuck. I feel like a worthless piece of shit
>>673742380
I did confront him several times lol. I walk straight up to him and I'm like "So and so said you told them I had aids".
>"Naw I didn't I swear"
Then every time some chick from our uni added me on Facebook, he would add them same day. They would ask me if I knew him like several times.
I was like what the fuck dude, what is your problem and he was like just coincidence and leave to a class.
I was just gonna let it go but I found out that this 10/10 exchange Chinese girl I was going for was getting messages from him saying " Don't trust that guy he's got aids and this and that"
Fucking bitch learned his lesson.
when i was like 13 i put my dick on a sleeping 14 year old girls face and jerked off over her
i think she ended up getting addicted to heroin and moving to st louis
7 years ago i've fucked my cousin
twice
i'm not ashamed
>>673742187
wtf how does one find these things
>>673742977
You killed your child? Yea, you should feel worthless. Scum fuck
>>673742612
Get rid of that furry shit and maybe you'll be able to get somewhere.
>>673738831
Does she have kik? Send to me, furblobsalot lol
>>673743107
abandon thread the pope is here
>>673743001
fag
I want to suck a cock but don't know how to do so safely. I'm a male btw
>>673742598
Pic plox?
>>673742912
Absolutely natural way to check your health. You will recognize "wrong smell" of your fart, which means you need to change a diet a bit. Your brain will notice it.
>>673743194
NO U
I don't actually want a s/o or any friends or family and I don't get why dying alone would be a bad thing.
People are needy and selfish. I don't like having them in my personal life in any way, shape, or form. Once I clock out at work, I shouldn't have to speak to or even look at another human being outside of movies or porn.
And once I'm old and on my death bed, I'd much rather die in peace than surrounded by assholes who put on their Dr. Phil Special acts up until my death. Then afterwards make it all about them and why they're suffering. Fuck them.
>>673742380
betas don't jump dudes, betas just call people out on the internet
>>673743232
Let me help you, son
>>673742923
I knew those nips got something right
>>673742951
Sorry it's North UK
But when it's a holiday like st. pads day the party is wild.
If you could convince your wife they give a reduced membership/cover charge
>>673742733
She did it a few time a week. I never just whipped it out to her though, I'd just let her approach me as I started a bating session and if she leaned in I gave her free reign of my cock and she always made sure I was drained to completion. She loved cuddling as well, loved that pup to pieces.
>>673742612
Personally wouldn't mind the furry stuff, it's unfortunately not what you really look like and it's all about the personality.
7 years ago i've fucked my cousin
twice
i love her
i'm not ashamed
>>673742092
Which Parish?
We had something like that happen in Ascension at my school.
>>673743354
damn, yep too far. Wife would never agree.
>>673738490
you are the shit one you fucking whore
>>673737845
absolutely disgusting
>>673743277
This is why you don't have or will get a boyfriend.
I fucked my dog daily for a couple of months.
I have tons of secrets, but they are secrets, and I intend to keep it that way.
>>673743398
I've never been in any sort of relationship, so maybe I'm just retarded and don't know how to begin.
>>673737690
....
>>673743074
You just need to know the right people
An old Army friend's girlfriend is a Bukkake fan so she got me interested in it. I got hooked after the first orgy.
>>673743534
Not true, plenty of guys would be willing to look passed it if he actually has a good personality and looks decent
>>673738587
this is not r9k
Lot's of people on here are pretty normal and non-aspie
>>673743534
There are thousands off furries cringier than I am. I think my odds are fine.
>>673743476
St Tammany.
>>673743498
Could always watch the recordings online
>>673736735
i have afriend fake me a Graduation so i Can attend the College i start tomorrow
>>673743501
Do you feel better?
>>673743210
queef
>>673743752
What's the link? Would love to look for something in Chicago
I never get dubs
>>673738644
>>673743583
The best relationships start as friendships, but don't push it on current friends. How you approach it, not to certain myself, but I'd begin by just socializing and letting people get to know you.
Hold back the furry stuff though, unfortunately there is that stigma and it will probably drive most away.
>>673743644
I appreciate the vote of confidence.
Personality? I don't know. Everyone thinks they have a good personality. I'm certainly capable of making friends. (I've got several friendships that have lasted nearly a decade.)
(All my friends are straight men/women.)
Looks? I'm nothing to write home about, but I've done public speaking before and didn't get tomato'd.
>>673743861
extremetube com/video/bukkake-party-facials-for-uk-pornstar-chantelle-fox-12667121
These guys come in every now and again to film
I'm only with my girl because of our kids. If we didn't have kids I would have left her a long time ago. She is and ungrateful always complaining bitch with a shitty attitude. I wish I had stayed single and just ducked her and left her when I had the chance but I love our kids to much. Some times I wish I would just get into a car accident and die.
>>673743928
The stigma doesn't really exist.
All of my friends and several colleagues know that I'm into that stuff. They don't know the details beyond the abstract "____ is part of the fandom".
>>673743716
Would suck my dirty black dick?
I tear tags off pillows at the store. Fuck you society!
I used to choke my cat and throw her off the balcony when I was younger.
She's forgotten all about it at this point and now frequently follows me around.
i probably killed my uncle when i was 10
he had stomach cancer and was in hospital for treatment
i played with an infusion that was hooked up to him
it disconnected but i was able to connect "cord thing" and the needle back together but there was now a good amount of air in the cord
so i squeezed the infusion since the air was gone
good thing he slept
15min later my mom picked me up and we left at about 12:30
at 14:00 my mom got call that he died
they had suspect the cancer but i´m pretty sure that my little treatment killed him
i´m now 22
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>>673740255
I'm in the same boat except I got my DL
>>673744308
damn, were you close to him?
>>673743716
Covington High School Whore?
Had secret relationship with my own daughter like year and a half or so, ended when she gone to colledge.
Since then we never had sex again, but i am always remembering those days. I am still with my wife (a.k.a. her mother) had poblems in the beggining cuz she was not turning me on before my daughter, but its getting better. Still from time to time thinking about my daughter when i sleep with my wife but really trying to stop that. Not because i didn't like it. If i had a chance and knew my daughter would be willing to spend the rest of her life with me i would not think for a second. But since the chances for that are very small i am trying to get my life straight again.
There....
>>673744217
Good deal, will check it out. Thanks anon
>>673742617
but is it ever a picnic?
>>673744012
Public speaking isn't about looks (mostly), so that doesn't say a lot.
I don't care about gender myself, I'm attracted to femininity. The more feminine the better, masculine features are a shrinker.
As long as you're not like a stereotype furry, I don't see an issue with that particular part of you.
>>673744224
Well, maybe not in your personal life, yet. It's good you don't have to experience it on the norm though.
>>673740255
>>673744308
that's incredably unlikey to kill him if it's true
>>673744466
have you spoken to her recently?
Is youre relationship with your daughter normal?
How old was she when it started?
Do you regret it?
Would you do it again?
>>673738194
"Because one day, I'll leave you, a phantom, to lead you in the summer, to join the black parade
>>673744583
Not being like a stereotype furry is probably a large contributor to why I'm still single.
Most furries are terrible.
>>673740255
give her a long make out. get her going with some good sex talk and fingering and have at her when she can't take it. it work well
I hate my ex best friend
I'm asexual and the idea of me ever having sex makes me uncomfortable but I'm addicted to porn. It's really hurting me :(
>>673736735
Back in high school, I convinced a friend to narc on another friend of mine for smoking a joint at school, because I was tired of watching him get away with everything he did.
The resulting suspension set his life on a fucked up course. He ended up dropping out of high school, completing a GED at an alternative high school, joining the army and getting kicked out for smoking pot with a military felony on his record.
Today he has never held a job above being a waiter/barista and can't get his shit together to save his life - it's been 14 years since his troubles began with getting suspended from school because I convinced someone to narc him out.
>>673744237
No. I only did it once.
>>673744442
Maybe. Maybe not.
>>673744424
Father is an alkohol
Mother abusiv
Grandpa some nazi
bigger sister a stupid cunt
and my uncle was the chill cool gay guy we were pretty close but i haven´t seen him that often
>>673736735
Your mom's squirt tastes awful
>>673736735
I like younger people. I'm trying to hide this. Once i was in bed with a girl with 13 yo and she started to grasp her ass in my dick. After that I just grabbed everything I could on her.
Btw. My mom takes care of such child.
I'm not proud of it and I will seek help if this "hunger" does't go away.
>>673744779
How would that keep you single though? I would assume -being- the stereotype would cause you to be single
>>673744557
There's free beer and sometimes food
I was born male and haven't told any sexual partner. I transitioned in highschool and when I had the penile inversion surgery I left the east coast and moved to Portland with my new name and new life. I have fucked about 10 guys since and haven't told any of them I am trans.
>>673737018
Same bitch from last time fake
>>673742846
Did you enjoy sucking the black dude off? Do you feel bad?
>>673744932
The stereotypical furry is attractive to other stereotypical furries.
I have made a 10 gallons of pure nicotine, guess what I will do with it.
>>673744798
why not try women?
>>673745004
>Did you enjoy sucking the black dude off?
Yeah.
>Do you feel bad?
Yeah.
>>673741642
Lol I am 28, and don't feel old. And to be honest, I do not see myself as a lawyer. I have and love my job as webdesigner.
>>673744583
how do you define a Stereotype Furry
(another anon just Curious)
>>673744308
Thats probably just a coincidence dude
>>673744983
They knew... They ALL knew...
>>673741817
way to save that twice friend
Got a handjob from an asian happy massage. Been feeling guilty about it ever since :/
>>673744670
it´s true, and don´t really know if it was a hell of a coincidence or that it really took him out
as i remember he was pretty weak at that time
>>673744847
Are you single or still interested in meeting a black guy? The fact you even replied makes me think you are at least curious?
I'm in love with my ex coworker who is a homeless drunk living in a van... And I still meet him frequently too.
My 3rd grade teacher just came back from her trip to japan. She comes in and explains all the neat shit she did...even brought sushi in for the class to have...I hate the taste of fish...Eat a roll to look cool in front of the other kids...throws up all over her beautiful kimono. Im so sorry Mrs.Edwards
>>673745361
Codependency at it's finest.
>>673745038
Eh, you can find a non furry partner. Not saying convert him or down play your own furryness but ease them into it if you a potential for relationship. If you ease the person into the idea of your fetish/culture or whatever it is, it'll be easier to accept. Basically don't show up in full fursuit and be like "to let's yiff"
Hey, hit up my throw away email, [email protected] before this thread dies
>>673744935
I'm in. I'll bring the dick-bagel.
>>673736735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyw9J6NuFSM
I am sleeping with 3 married woman and 1 who is engaged. All because some guy I played football (in highschool) with always brings up the fact I have a big cock whenever topics like that comes up.
>I really am just barely above average
>But I am thick
>I am also short (5'6) and skinny
>makes it look really big
>His wife asks one day if its really that big, I tell her no, she doesn't believe me, wants to see for herself
>Fuck her and start getting messages from some of her friends on facebook
>lol
I want to thank my wingman for hooking me up...
>>673745213
Nope, I was on hormones before puberty so I never grew as a male. I look 100% like a normal girl and I had labiaplasty so my vag looks 100% cis.
>>673745361
Buy them a beer
Fuck
Rinse
Repeat
>>673738644
EVERYBODY HATES ANON
>>673744787
I wish it were that easy. It's like one day something clicked and she no longer wants sex.
I've tried romantic vacation, dinners, massages, tried to be gentle, tried to be forceful. Every now and then she'll reluctantly go with it, but some reason sex is now painful for her and it basically feels like rape
>>673745182
Well, being weird, overly sexual in an aggressive manner, constantly talks up the furry community in excess, etc.. Basically an annoying person with the furry label
>>673745105
Girl you should just admit what you did. no jury in a white parish will lock you up for long the prosecutors know that. Honestly they wont even be trying. Poor guy'll maybe get parts of his life back.
>>673745333
>Are you single or still interested in meeting a black guy?
Single.
>The fact you even replied makes me think you are at least curious?
Sure, but I don't think I would ever do it.
>>673745182
One or more of:
- Mostly-submissive gay male
- Horny all the time
- Low standards, will fuck anything with a pulse
- Pretends to actually be their fursona IRL
I am an atheistic satanist and my family is very religious. They don't know
>>673745639
He's already out.
>>673743423
the funny thing about this is, i took photos an videos.
i often masturbate, watching this old stuff.
she was really cute
>>673739620 fucking kek'd
>>673744662
the smallest image there ever was or ever will be
>>673745678
>atheist
>satanic
Pick one
>>673742598
> back to legoland
>>673745637
>>673745674
okay, thank you
that explains alot about the opinion the Furry fandom gets from the Internet
>>673745668
drop your digits so I can txts you?
>love fluffy abuse
Kill me
>>673745886
>> back to legoland
lol wut
>>673744983
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'M NEVER MOVING TO PORTLAND
>>673739349
>we
fucking faggot
On the outside I pretend to be a leftist SJW on the inside I am worse than Adolf Hitler
>>673745897
cringed man
>>673745897
Sure its
504-Im-not-posting-my-phone-number-on-4chan
>>673745999
So, you're a logically consistent SJW then? Got it.
>>673736735
i used to fuck my friends mom.
she'd come over every once in awhile when her son was away for school.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of when her son was growing up and she missed him. it made her and me cum buckets.
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
>>673745999
Checked
>>673738938
Buy why?
>>673745890
That's what I think of the "stereotype" any way
>>673745795
Satanists don't actually believe in Satan. Satan is a symbol for human desires or some shit. The church or Satan exists to promote atheist causes
>>673745999
> leftist SJW
>worse than Adolf Hitler
i see no Contradiction
>>673746160
LaVeyan Satanism is a sect of Christianity.
>>673745729
Thank god somebody read it. It's a true story, bro
>>673745446
I wouldn't say codependency... He had a home when we worked together before. Then his roommates kicked him out due to personal issues somewhat regarding me coming over to fuck him on the regular and them being jealous.
Now he's broke and homeless and so am I but at least I have a working car so I can go see him.
>>673746160
Satan is still there though, and that figure is from a religious origin
>>673746251
The church of Satan is an atheistic group
>>673739012
I like it :D
>>673745678
>>673745271
Well im a nurse, dealing with people that are terminal.
>male nurse, yes, ha. ha.
I can for sure tell you that, there is NO way that would be able to kill him, no matter how sick he were. All this myth about that if there is just a single air bubble in the tube it will kill you is bullshit. Dont worry anon.
in highschool i was so afraid of people finding out that i didn't have any friends that i spent all my lunches in the bathroom. as far as i know it worked too lol
>>673745639
This. You ruined a black guys life who could have been the outstanding black man we rarely see today.
