ITT ask a stripper anything
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ITT ask a stripper anything
>>673731036
How disappointed are your parents?
>>673731312
They don't know, as far as they are concerned I'm a waitress/bartender
>>673731036
does your brother come to the shows often?
>>673731036
Does it feel just like it did with Daddy?
Do you prefer a black guy over a white guy as a customer?
>>673731494
I don't have a brother
Are you male or female?
>>673731036
is it true that German lawyers eat their own faeces?
Are you male or the weak sex?
>>673731558
Yes actually, they are better tippers, white guys feel too much entitlement
>>673731036
How's your meth habit coming along?
>>673731036
Will you show tits, please? Also, dubs
>>673731036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyw9J6NuFSM
What comes after death
>>673731722
>>673731622
I'm the female that takes home all your money to just look at me, if you call that 'weak'
Ay yo girl if u a strippa y dont ya show them titties and dat bod ho?
>tits or gtfo
What's the universe secret?
>>673731036
any interesting stories from working there?
>>673731867
Kys and find out
Ever slept with a customer for extra buck? Ever slept with a customer for free?
>>673731735
No meth, just pot and alcohol, sometimes adderall for the last-call shifts
tits with timestamp or gtfo
Are you a dude or a chick? If chick, tits or gtfo
>>673731036
did you ever meet a person you know whilist at the strip club or something?
>>673731036
In all seriousness, what do you like in a customer?
>>673732322
Money, you stupid fuck
>>673731036
>>673732051
Not so much interesting, but I seen a girl who was getting dollar bills crumbled up and thrown at her, so she proceeded to lay on her back and make a field goal with her hand over her pussy to encourage guys to throw more. It worked
why don't you become a camgirl?
What's your exit strategy? When you gonna stop stripping?
>>673732082
Never
How many times in a shift are you saved?
What's your best stripper shit?
>>673732435
That's the best you got?? That was fucking lame
>>673732244
Not yet thank god, I work outside my area code
How many boners do you see a day?
I'm 19 and fairly attractive ive been asked to work for a strip club but was to scared to take it. Should I be a stripper?
>>673732322
Money
>>673732403
Apart from that most obvious bit.
>>673732639
tits or gtfo
>>673732489
Would you ever consider sleeping with a client for extra money?
>>673732468
I prefer to work on my own terms dancing, I have the freedom to say no to a customer with the staff that'll back me up, I don't think I'd get that out of camgirl work
Do you allow your clients to touch you during lap dances?
>>673732481
When I join the navy in a year
Do you have sex with some customers?
>>673732540
I work at a small time place, not much crazy shit happens
Link to your backpage profile
>inb4 I'm not an escort
Yes you are
>>673732864
lol, epic response
FUCK ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS
B IS DEAD
ALL THESE REPLIES FEEDING THE TROLL
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE TITS B?
THERE ARE NO TITS
SO NATURALLY OP NEEDS TO GET OUT
FUCKYOU PREPUBESCENT NIGGERS
>>673732864
The navy won't take you whore
>>673731036
how long have you been abused?
>>673732597
lol, It happened me once, I was out at the strip club with a friend, and we saw the girlfriend of a mate of us stripping there, that bastard scored a 10.
But to this date, we didn't say a thing about his gf is a stripper (he doesn't even know).
>>673732404
this remember the rules you filthy stripper whore
>>673732710
If I'm going private dances I don't like to be talked to, i don't like overly drunk guys or guys that think I need to be "saved". He should be saving himself from spending money on girls who would never touch or look at him outside those doors. Guys that think they're better then us are ignorant. You are a customer and should act as such.
>>673733225
Seconded
>>673733228
of course they will ..
Tits with timestamp you gutterslut
>>673733225
this.
Bitch is a stripper but doesn't post TITS?
ITT: cancer
>>673732789
Absolutely not, I sell the idea of sex, not the actually thing.
>>673732864
why the navy? what navy job do you want?
>>673731629
I don't know why I laughed so hard at this
>>673732862
Only my tits and pussy are off limits
>>673731893
The one who isn't worth anything past her tits, who we only need for sex?
Do you like Drops of Jupiter by Train?
>>673732911
Never, stop asking questions I already answered
due you hook on the side?
Why won't you post tits?
>>673733543
What, what's the point of getting a lapdance if they can't touch your boobies? You are some kind of stripper lady.
>>673733228
Already have a job lined up after the 90 I got on my ASVAB, so kindly fuck off
>>673733637
Ok, but do you have sex with some customers?
Do you like it when the guys masturbate when you dance?
>>673733637
on average, how many customers do you have sex with?
I think you may have answered this but I just want to make sure
>>673733225
Couldn't agree more
What's your education? How'd you get into stripping? Describe your favorite coworker.
>>673733432
I'm already in trade school for electrical construction so I'd like to be in that area of work. Fuck that nuclear shit tho
>>673733850
Why dont you tell them about your prior employment and drug use you pig
Will you have sex with a custumer some day ?
When a client cums during a lap dance and you feel he's trousers getting damp and wet on the skin does part of you die inside?
ITT faggots
How many clients have reached an orgasm during one of your lap dances?
>>673733345
Thanks. I ask because I'm an awkward and shy dude who's pretty clueless about how to deal with women.
>>673733850
>90
Not bad. If you don't mind a few odd people, intel's the way to go.
Does other strippers have sex with customers ?
>>673731036
Why did ur daddy rape you?
How does insurance and taxes work when you're a stripper?
Are you an escort too? You should be. You have already disgraced yourself and your family so why not make some cash on the side.
>>673733600
Boo boo lemme wipe my tears on all my money cause your opinion matters so much to me
Why havent you posted your tits yet?
>>673731036
>stripper
>no tits on anonymous internet site
Err, yes, yes, of course you're a stripper
And, sure, sure, you're female
>>673734276
Bumping this
TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFOTITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFOTITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFOTITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFOTITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFOTITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFOTITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFOTITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO
>>673733806
It's the house rule, not mine and I'm not comfortable with it
>>673734244
this
90 replies and no TITS, from a stripper
Y'all niggers posting in a troll thread
Faggots
>>673733850
That's pretty good. Which asvab test did you take? There's 8 different tests ranging from 1 to 8. I took 7 and scored an 86 which according to them was one of the more difficult tests. Easiest being 1 and hardest being 8. I didn't join though. Shortly after I got offered a job with much better pay than the military could offer me
>>673733861
If you do that you are promptly kicked out
post tits then
>>673731036
>stripper
>>673731036
If i proceed to touch your booty while youre dancing, would it be considered shoplifting?
Tits or gtfo, this is purely to verify that you aren't full of shit.
Also saged.
How many abortions have you had?
I'm guessing 1 with at least 2 close calls.
>>673734319
All $40 of it, after a fat greasy slob wiped his ball sack with it.
>>673734137
If I see he's getting ready to cum I get up and stop. Don't ball on my court wit that weak shit
>>673734499
We know, but we're bored
Is your boyfriend black?
>>673734615
>>673734553
OP here, I have the right to post on this website without getting slut shamed and objectified
>>673734499
No shit? Really? Thanks for telling me otherwise I wouldn't have known. Nigger.
>>673734535
Thats why we cut out one of our pockets and always looks like were trying to find some change.
How much do you make per night, and how much does the house pay you per hour
>>673732055
Best answer
Saged
>>673734709
Yeah this is a troll thread
>>673734776
Except you absolutely don't. We can shame and objectify you all we want you horrible dirty little sket.
>>673731036
Why do you have man fingers /b/ro?
>>673734704
Try 200$ an hour, how do your Cheetos dust fingers taste btw?
>>673731036
What's the house fee at your club?
Do any of the girls there do extras?
Any smelly customers?
>>673734776
Ok this is definitly a troll thread
>>673734948
How do yours you pathetic liar?
>>673734913
What gave it away Sherlock
Fucking kiddies
>>673734137
Customers cum during a lap dance?
>>673734776
>objectified
>is a stripper
you aren't OP
I just scrolled all the way to the bottom and there were no tits?! YOU FUCKING CUNT TAKE THE $39 YOU EARNED LAST NIGHT, CRY ON IT AND THEN GO GET A REAL JOB WHERE YOU'LL DO THE SAME SHIT AS ME FOR 70% THE PAY! THE MEATLOAF! FUCK!
Flash your tits and i'll tip you a $5.
>>673734776
nope
le epic trolle xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ \_ O _/
>>673731036
do you do private home parties?
>>673731893
Haha, you think a few crumpled singles is all your clientele make? No, it's just what they throw at you so you degrade yourself for their amusement. Your career choice is not as glamorous and empowering as you believe it to be.
>>673734948
They taste just like you after grinding on guys like me all night to earn that money.
>>673731036
>Tips are all 1's
What kind of crack ghetto club do you strip at.
Fucking kiddy new fags
Learn to "TITS or GTFO"
OP is here
>>673735092
>Can a guy cum from a lap dance?
Are you 12?
$50 ish? You must be able to have a water and electricity connection and maybe even enough for a kettle and some instant noodles with that kind of riches
>>673734166
Need an answer OP!
>>673732796
Yes because obviously someone is going to violate you through a computer screen
>>673731036
Is it true you make better tips right before your period
>>673735405
God damn bitch do your fucking nails you degenerate
>>673735405
Exif data
Doxxing now
>>673735331
Ones is merely for the aesthetic of the picture, but hey, money is money
>>673735405
Well damn, those are nice. Bet the nipples are sensitive.
>>673735098
I didn't say that, someone else did, I didn't expect not to be objectified
You are ALL pathetic excuses for life forms. OP is not a fucking stripper. Replies are not actual intelligence. Fucking tools. Even if OP was strip, how fucking embarrassing knowing that you have absolutely no self respect as a woman. Please kill yourself, you are wasting my O2.
>>673732864
> all these stupid entitled teenage boys and girls with nothing else to offer in life joining the armed forces for free benefits
> even stupider girls joining and making the higher ups lower the standards for MUH EQUALITY
You are what's ruining the country you vapid little cunt. Join the military if you love the country, not because you want to get paid to sit on your ass as a noncombatant at the tax payer's expense.
Fucking kill yourself
How many abortions have you had?
>>673733432
She'll whore around in the Navy and get knocked up by a Marine 2 weeks out of basic.
>>673735405
that's a good little slut. Now sharpie in pooper
>>673731036
How does it feel to make less than 100$ a day? Fucking poor stripper tweaker whores.
Is there a foreseeable endgame in Syria? If the allied countries can defeat ISIS, will they be able to stabilize the country in the long run?
Thanks for the answer.
What a vile piece of fucking hood trash. Absolutely disgusting.
>>673735698
What do you do that's so much better lol
>>673731036
whats it mean if a stripper puts her mouth on ur dick over ur pants while ur getting a private dance?
Did she wanna fuck or was she just trying to get more money
>>673731036
May the lady show her pussy?
>>673731730
Found the liar.
>>673735778
I make about $300-$500 a night
>>673731036
How much do you charge for hand jobs, blow jobs, vaginal sex, and anal sex?
>>673735698
>sits in basement all day
okay there champ?
>>673735923
It's always for money
>>673735405
Measly tits for a stripper. I'm out.
I gotta agree with the Stripper here, men who spend their money to look at a naked girl and/or have a girl grind on their lap are the pathetic ones. She makes a bundle of money and does little more than get naked. As long as she's not blowing it on drugs or an abusive boyfriend then it's a smart business plan.
>>673736220
I weigh about 110lbs, of course my tits are tiny lol
>>673735407
No. And I would assume most customers aren't either which is why I ask.
>>673731730
Only reason why the Nigger tipped more that night and only the one night of the month because he got his Welfare cheque!
>>673731036
tfw you only got $100
>>673735817
No, the sociopolitical struggle in the middle east will continue as long as there are no viable alternatives to a hydrocarbon economy
>>673735707
3
>>673734553
There are male strippers, you know
>>673735559
What exif data?
>>673731036
what city are u from?
>go to strip club in wisconsin
>nigger waving his quest card around
>mfw
>>673735405
Have you ever fucked someone from the stripclub wether they actually picked you up or they paid you
200 a hr hahaha a guy can pay a girl that strips that rate for a fuck.
>>673736648
Stripper, not a hooker.
>>673736648
She already answered that
>no
>>673736707
Yeah but I'd rather have that much not fucking strangers
>>673736747
Not uncommon for em to be both
>>673736517
exifTool, img metadata
>>673736747
>>673736769
Thank you guys, I'm so tired of hearing that question
>>673736747
like there is a difference.
>>673731036
why aren't you cam whoring, there's more money in it.
just broadcast yourself
http://www.streamboobs.com/
>>673733607
The world demands an answer.
>>673736941
Not a fan of the concept
>>673735559
why tho
>>673736295
Too bad that's not you. Strippers don't have chipped finger nail polish.
>>673731629
Kek
>>673736903
Do you fuck customers or not?
>>673731730
LOLOLOL BULLSHIT NIGGERS DON'T TIP
would u ever smoke a cigarette with ur pussy
>>673737049
Niggers like to be the stereotypical "make it rain". they do and then they leave shorty after, my favorite kind lol
>>673737021
I work in construction and in food service as well so I don't try to keep up with them, nor do I have the time to
Oldest customer you had?
Ok ok, I once fucked a customer. He paid me $210. That's the part where I realized money rules my life
Do you kik people. Looking for a distraction from life
I went to a strip club once, got drunk and ended up in a private room with two girls, so I basically ended up paying 3 grand for two naked girls giving me a massage. Stay the fuck away from strip clubs guys, especially if you're drunk and/or alone.
>>673737299
Too bad this isn't OP
>>673731893
keep telling yourself that as you continue pick up singles
>>673737017
It's the same thing
>>673737401
We prey on drunk guys.
Do you have to crawl around on all fours picking up dollars?
Or do the claimants deposit them in a hand crack?
>>673736814
fact most strippers hook at some point or they quit and find a job that involves them having there clothes on.
>>673737401
We prey on drunk guys
>>673737488
Yep, sad part is most guys never learn and return. I learned my lesson.
>>673737496
Some I do, I make most of the money doing rounds and having them shoved in my bra/panties or my garter
How often are you groped?
What happens when you are groped?
>>673735405
Turn yourself on taking that pic?
>>673735405
Your nails look like shit. How much money do you in one night?
>>673737683
Politely decline and step away, most guys get the hint
>>673737707
Soaked
>>673737650
Do they ever try to slip a finger in?
>>673737538
I would like to find a job with clothes on but nothing pays as good, that's why I'm biding my time until the navy
>>673737721
Most I've made is 316
>>673737784
So how often do you groped in a average week?
>>673735405
OP where are you from? I love strippers
>>673737807
I usually do the slippin
how many guys jizz in their pants when ur dancing on them
>>673737807
Never
>>673737906
A total of 4
OP IS A FUCKEN FAGGOT WHO WONT SHOW ASS OR PUSSY BECAUSE SHE HAS SHIT STAINS ON HER ASSHOLE AND AND QUIZNOZ ROAST BEEF PUSSY
>>673737854
Austin 3:16 says I just groped your ass.
>>673737896
Shit 'shop
How much would it cost for you to allow a client to fuck you?
>>673737790
Show me.
>>673738140
$300
>>673738140
It would cost my integrity
u do know in the navy once ur on a boat and they hear u used to be a stripper ur gonna get fucking raped by mostly niggers?
Look up rape in the military.
>>673738212
300?
would you take 250?
>>673732864
>what was you're previous employement?
a stripper
>you might wanna go to the army instead
>>673738212
300, post your face and you'll get your first client.
>>673738262
Shut up bitch. you're so fucking boring. Make shit up to please us
OP here. I don't need people answering questions for me.
>>673738361
$245
>>673738091
Brendan?
>>673731036
>>673738361
That wasn't op
OP here, sorry I'm boring. Maybe that's why all the other girls make way more money than I do
>>673738262
Nah, its easier than stripping all you have to do is keep your legs apart for 30min.
You can take some drugs so you don't even feel anything.
>>673738583
have u ever tried to shoot a pool ball out of ur ass
300 deal
>>673738597
I'm not worried about other people money, as long as I make enough to pay for what I need, some girls do dance all night long and make a couple grand but I like doing a few dances here or there and just hanging out, easy money.
Is $300 the same as £50, or is sex just really expensive in the USA
>>673734776
Troll thread. Sage
>>673738721
I prefer to not have to take drugs
I want this bitch to die
>>673738110
Not a shoop faggot
>>673739006
That wasn't me, I expected to be objectified lol
>>673733225
who cares nigga we see tits everyday
>>673739132
Where are you from?
>>673739297
New York
>>673739107
Thanks me too
>>673738955
GPS in the usa man ig wanna play you gotta pay
>>673739356
Ah, I'm philly
>>673731036
BROOKLYN! THIS IS YOUR FATHER! YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE YOUNG LADY! YOU NEED TO COME HOME THIS WEEKEND WE NEED TO TALK!
>>673739493
Lol not even my stage name
>>673739449
close but not really
>>673734319
oooooh yay $20 of crumbled up singles
>>673739493
It was worth a guess
>>673735405
Looks like you've got a lump.
whats the craziest thing uve seen so far in the strip club
>>673739655
It might be singles, but it all adds up to more then you make at your shitty minimum wage job you do and hate your life at
how many times did u get raped?
>>673739715
I count 2...
>>673739769
This one time a nigger walked in and he had on a pair of work boot`s. That was about the most craziest.
>>673739769
Girls standing on the ceiling, seen a guy try to fight a stripper cause she wanted the money he owned her
>>673740002
>>673740002
That poot cat.
When you're out shopping and the guy on the checkout hands you some ones in your change do you start to take off your clothes?
>>673733543
Do you tell them it's ok to touch you or do they need to ask you permission? Always been confused on that etiquette
>>673740148
Lol this is actually kinda funny, but no
>>673740117
Where are his nuts?
Who shaves these people?
How did that cunt get into the swing?
Whats wrong with her nails?
>>673731036
I've known quite a few strippers in my time, a few that were/are relatively close friends still, even though I left town. Also an escort who's a dear friend of mine. I really don't have any questions. Just a statement.
Keep getting money and avoid the day shift.
>>673740232
It's courtesy to ask
>>673734244
>>673734276
answer these
>>673740465
I already did
& my dad never raped me
>>673733225
This
>>673740465
Some girls will but it depends on the place and the girl
>>673731036
Nice job op you made allmost 20$ working the pole.
>>673740659
But I posted tits so ya
>>673740659
Newfag trying to disguise the fact spotted
>>673740429
My gfs best friend is a stripper.
That girl is so fucked in the head now its ridiculous from all the drugs. A stripper was killed a few months ago. One of them is 5 months pregnant. Its a real shit show.
>>673740759
Thanks for reading the comments but it was around 300$ last night
describe ur typical customer
>>673731036
can we see titties please?
>>673734776
>OP here, I have the right to post on this website without getting slut shamed and objectified
no you don't, welcome to 4chan. now show your TITS OR GTFO
>>673741004
>>673741006
She already did fags. If your trying to coax additional nudity ask for ass.
do u enjoy the fact that you're a whore?
>>673736883
I used exif viewer on the image and there was nothing
>>673741152
She doesnt fuck people.
>>673734823
this, all those middle-aged men are jacking it and you're too much of a stupid slut to notice
>>673740906
Well personally my 2 stripper friends wound up doing relatively well. Married, nice house and shit. Everybody knows the cliche "trying to pay for school" or "got kids to feed". Which in my friends cases were actually legit. I'd known them since middle school. However my escort friend ended up a lot worse.
>>673741004
Already posted, you didn't look
>>673741006
I didn't post that, people keep answering shit for me and it's very annoying
most strippers due hook but outta of the club look on BP faggots it's full of them. Most clubs don't want strippers fucking in there sometimes uncover cops come in and ask for extras to get the place fined or shut down.
>>673741300
You didn't say rape at all...
A few years ago I went to Cadillac Lounge in Providence, RI. The girls all quoted me prices to fuck them. I ended up getting a dance and bj from Angel for like 150. Waste of money.
>>673734948
i bet your pussy tastes like the mold off of this guy's nuts after a long day of swinging on the pole
>>673741243
I guess having kids really kept them going. She graduated highschool last year. Shes pretty. She knows this. Shes going to burn the fuck out and disappear into the void. She doesnt pay for drugs, but she hangs out with cucks, so she doesnt even have to put out to get what she wants. although if you buy her molly is almost a guarantee fuck.
>>673741595
I clean the pole before dances as well as myself
>>673739261
lost
>>673740455
I've only been to a strip club once, I asked and was told no but didn't know if I should feel weird for asking
>>673741545
No good huh? I cant find a woman with a big enough mouth to not bite my shit. Did she bite you? Thoes back teeth are like fucking sandpaper.
>>673741783
How many niggers have you fucked? Philly is full of niggers
>>673741624
Right right. Yea one of them was this foxy little redhead. I think we kissed at a party rolling balls back in 03 but I recall buying her breakfast and apologizing.
>inb4 white night
She was just a close friend and being as high as we were I felt I had to do that. But the other friend moved to somewhere in south Texas and married a military guy and they have kids now. I think shes a real estate agent now. Guess sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do.
>>673741783
What would you do if in like 20 years you find out your daughter is stripping?
>>673736517
read a book nigga
>>673742049
I wanna be successful and make sure my daughter doesn't feel like she has to do it. I honestly don't know what I'd do
>>673741545
Been there before, kinda scummy
>>673742337
Make a new thread OP
This was a fun one.
