Rekt thread faggots
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Rekt thread faggots
>>673728981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyw9J6NuFSM
Jet engines can't melt squealing elmos
>>673730129
that is fucking shit man
holy fuck, kill yourself immediately.
>>673728981
>yfw the steel beam didn't melt
Lol OP here, all of you, show me good shit
>>673730373
i take it you have a connection to tickle me elmo
>>673730373
Woah there son, no need to be mad!
http://youtu.be/7F0aVb8ulJc
>>673730460
>>673730712
Different fag here. My mother has a giant Elmo doll she sleeps with every night. She also keeps an emergency backup Elmo for when the other Elmo cannot fulfill its Elmo related duties.
>>673728981
Is this a 9/11 thread?
>>673730460
Dammit, I should've known someone would beat me to it.
>>673731355
I'm wondering how long it would take now. Steel didn't have a chance to heat up here.
>>673731334
Not at all anon. Just posting rekts. Just post whatevz or lurk. But I would like to keep the thread alive.
>>673731519
GTFO! MODS!!!
>>673730936
amazing
>>673729735
Kek'd
>>673731508
>still would ...
>>673731010
i kek every time at that ending. so fucking random
>>673731519
i think im gunna puke
>>673731556
Kim Jong-un
>>673731676
She shits bricks, literally.
>>673731508
Got a solid kek out of this for some reason
>>673729735
Darwinism at it again
>>673732687
What happens here?
>>673732687
What is going on here ??
>>673730049
nvr fergt
>>673733209
Kid cuck confronts cunts
>>673732687
see this shitty movie the 16th time and i still do not fucking now ahts going on!
>>673733209
sweden
>>673731519
Even I have a limit, ouch
>>673733566
Chiggety chekd
>>673732687
I understand why he didn't fight back. Big guy filming the scene would have beaten his ass.
Damnit all the best ones are gone now
>>673733566
Chivalry Check'd! Good sir
Rekt
>>673731519
Jesus Christ dude
>>673734352
It's weird there is no blood at all.
>>673731175
So the other Elmo has a huge red dildo strapped to it?
>>673734352
I work for a paper company
>this is my nightmare
The only thing that got rekt here was all the good content
PIC unrelated
>>673733209
what was it
>>673733566
>deus vault.gif
>>673734836
Top kek
>>673733566
>>673734999
OOOO:
>>673734999
NICE TRIPS
>>673734352
>>673734814
fucking eyy! story?
>>673734999
fuck this this is now a get them thread>>673733566
>>673731355
>>673734352
fake and gay
aetet
>>673731519
Every fucking time, there's an edgelord like you taking it way to fucking far!
>>673731519
OP said rekt, not gore.
>>673735486
Ahh, fresh meat.
>>673735833
get me doubles
>>673737167
"It's just a social experiment, bro!!"
"I'M ETHAN BRADBERRY"
>>673737085
>hfw..glasses come off ..
>>673730460
jetfuel =/= jet engine
>>673737322
>>673731519
dude what the fuck, that's too far
>>673737322
loonie toons cartoon right there
>>673737418
Great moves,
Keep it up, proud of you
>>673728981
>>673737632
>didn't get out of bed
>>673737806
nothing of value was lost
>>673728981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aB16oRbno7U
>>673737632
Story pls, are they siblings?
>>673734352
Worst fear is to be pulled into a pepe machine
>>673738358
He thought she asked him to beat her but she really asked for a glass of water.
>>673729735
Shocking
>>673737167
/k/tard in a nutshell
>>673735486
Insufferable uncontrolled furious rage
i want to know the story behind ghostrider vid up there
![1389801274221[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/V8bwkCM.jpg "1389801274221[1].jpg")
>>673735486
This isn't Dogs laughter at all!!!
>>673738680
I loves that
Moar
fap fap fap ..
>>673738742
Can't into replies?
She was probably using ungodly amounts of hairspray and decided to light a cig at the same time.
>>673738742
woman using hairspray in car lites cig
>>673735538
Shut up anon
http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=d42_1457122214
>>673731519
just wtf you sick bastard. How could you even have that on your computer
>>673738869
sad kek
>>673739055
kid is immortal...mother less so ..oh
>>673739055
>woman has her legs crushed
>seriously injured, can't get up
>boy has his chest and neck crushed
>Gets up and appears fine
What the fuck
>>673739055
The kid died later from eternal bleeding
>>673737544
Nice dubs
>>673737883
>rhino
Nigga.
>>673735486
What the fuck, nigger? How pathetic does your life has to be to enjoy this kind of faggotry?
>>673739383
>eternal bleeding
It's internal you fucking retard
>>673739458
>its a boar you faggot
>>673731010
Story?
>>673737806
As a parent this sickens me. Where were the goddamn parents???
< baby daddy not even known> <mother spending her welfare check at the mall.
>>673739380
Fuckin' Kung Fu Ken wasting these niggas
>>673731010
but why lol
>>673739564
Turn 360 degrees and walk away, newfriend
>>673738633
>asks for a glass of water
>thinks the person is wanting to get kicked and punched
>mfw
Also checked
>>673738013
jesus
>>673735486
I mean, its not like they knew what love was like, if these dogs were like, in nice homes, then killed like this after being dropped off in a pound then yeah that would be shit, but these dogs are just fuckin animals you know? I would never eat a cat or dog that i love, but if it was one that was bread for food then maybe.
>>673739380
The webm was beautiful
>>673739761
Maybe it was funny the first 531 times. Repeating the same joke over and over kills it.
>>673739636
It's a hippo, you triple nigger
>>673739564
hello, friend
you must be new here
please leave
>>673739383
>>>673739055
>The kid died later from eternal bleeding
The kid bleed forever?
>>673738633
Story? Looks absolutely non-sequitur
>>673739922
GTFO
its a rhino
>>673739658
>dat pic
Yeah, let's forget about the time they were forced to work out in the feilds
>>673740051
Hi newfriend
>>673739922
>>673734352
Shit man, I read about that. The dude was all over the newspaper.
>>673740051
hello, friend
you must be new here
please leave
>>673734836
My sides
>>673740196
hahahaha fuck
>>673738013
Poor giraffe :(
>>673740075
A guy tries to rob a store but doesn't know how guns work. He asks the guy behind the counter to show him but he doesn't know either and the ricochet hits the robber and a bystander and they fall to the ground.
>>673739380
This guy is my hero. I'm old tho, so I carry a gun in case this happens.
>>673734352
kek. thats why you should wear a hard hat.
>>673738013
halallalalaolololol
jihad
>>673740196
lost
>>673739380
Fake
>>673740389
But it literally looks like the clerk picks up the gun and shoots himself in the head?
>>673739380
The planet of the apes finale looks great
123123123123123
>>673735486
yummy
>>673731519
>>673739657
I watched this for WAY too long! Thanks for the laugh anon!
>>673738013
yes amal and now we fuck the body
>>673739279
That actually looked like fun
>>673739629
So buttmad
>>673740114
Yeah, let's.
Nigger alive today weren't put to work in the fields, have all the same opportunities white people have, so there's no excuse for them to continue being the fucking apes they insist on being.
>>673731519
This one cuts deep. Too far man
>>673738265
"Black Lives Matter" is a garbage movement spread by niggers. "Durr hurr, duh wite polece keep atacing muh niggaz", no you faggot, police brutality is affecting everyone. God fucking damn, if one of these pigs try this on me or anyone near me, I'll do america a favor and shoot them the fuck down. Fucking hate pigs.
>>673738265
if the millions of man hours all the police put in a year can only be distilled into 1.5 minutes of brutality, I'd say thats pretty good. even store clerks could be considered more hateful at that ratio
>>673740518
It was an accident.
>>673739564
how can you bleed internally? your veins are on the outside
>>673739657
God damn you.
>>673740609
The Devil's lettuce will do that to you.
>>673740114
Slavery ended over 150 years ago. Are you telling me what? 6 generations isn't enough time? Blacks were actually doing much better in the 1950s economically & socially than they are now. Black divorce rates were lower than whites in the 1950s. LBJ & his friends sure treated the blacks in the US right.
>>673740182
Fucking disgusting 'people'.
>>673740192
Rhino playground for them tigers
>>673738680
love to eat that womens asshole
>>673739458
newfag
>>673740555
MORE MORE!
>>673740075
it's a family. The son was being disobedient/suicidal and the father did what all good parents of teens do and called his bluff. The son shit himself. And what do you do when your kids commit suicide? Give 'em a good slap on the head.
>>673731519
>>673731519
MODS
>>673740389
Loves the impact ..Kek'd
>>673740196
top kek
>>673740930
>falls back in
lol. watching a woman trying to exert herself is like watching a baby attempt its first steps
>>673734352
what is black and white and read all over
>>673740767
The fuck did they manage that. How do you pick up a baby and not fucking notice. It's not like their laundry was black, the baby wasn't even fucking camouflaged.
>>673739279
this is YLYL worthy.
>>673730049
at least it was going for the diet 24 pack of pepsi
>>673740930
Top Tier Kek falls in
>>673740075
>>673738633
>>673740389
I read that the guy at the counter who shoots himself is the son of the older guy. The older guy basically says the kid is a worthless POS and he might as well kill himself. So he does.
It's his Mom on the left who falls to the floor wailing. Sad actually.
>>673728981
>this thread
>>673739922
newfag
374
>>673741099
What are we supposed to be looking at here?
>>673740196
>Slow clapping
Well played. Well played.
>>673738013
Aw hell no
>>673739941
Gott 'em.
>>673741411
>Tries this on a board where webms can't have sound
1/10 at least you tried
>>673739380
holy shit kung fu ken
>>673739383
Kek
>>673740389
>>673740075
The kid was mad about his father and says that he would like to end his life, his father (which is a police officer) gave his son a gun and you know what happened. His mother and father both got shocked (hence why they got epilepsy of some sort)
>>673741551
haha fuck. thats nasty
>>673741551
Karma fucking Fat Chavy cunt
>>673738663
Aw shieet
>>673739564
???
it doesn't have sounds anyways
called a jumpscare u know?
>>673741952
talk shit, get hit
>>673741786
>did they become good buddies ?
>>673741847
>>673741858
You should look into the court case. Rather amusing.
He said he destroyed his leg on a loose drain covering then they played that video in the courtroom.
>>673738663
> can't even one-chop it
Ducking commies
>>673742032
There's this thing called a reply, you should learn how to use it, newfriend.
>>673742082
food buddies
>>673738633
>>673740075
>>673741067
>Dad tells son he is a pussy faggot for wanting to end his life
>Gives him a gun because he's just a pussy faggot making shit up
>Son is a beta faggot but he's no pussy
>Pulls the trigger
>Dad thinks he pull the trigger just to scare him
>Goes to give him the backhand of good parenting
>He falls over
>Realisation kicks in
>Mother flaps around like a turned over tortoise
>Father performances the traditional Asian dance of sorrow
>Video is posted online
>Few months later I'm masturbating to it
>>673741099
Lol
??? how u know i was talking to u ten?
>>673742119
Class..Brilliant
>>673739922
>>673741952
What still gets me to this day about the clip is that this is based on a true story, and the kid is fine but the girl next to him is melting? I don't get that
>>673742119
well it would explain how it got cut so cleanly. I mean I'd expect bone sticking out at most if it were a normal situation
>>673728981
>>673741478
Macao Plex
>>673742244
>blondes eh
>>673741478
If you can't see the cringe/rekt/whatever here I'd have a quiet word with yourself about how you try and pick up girls
>>673730049
>Sweet land of liberty
>Of thee I sing
>>673742294
>>673742178
r u mad????
did i profit???
>>673739941
Kek
>>673742370
are they wolf hounds or great danes ?
>>673740192
filename.kek
>>673742564
y u care so much???
>>673740196
fuck i lost
>>673739561
>filename
topkek
>>673742412
>fucking faggot should of jumped into swimming pool =Failed
>>673738869
top zoz
>>673741952
>spontaneous decapitation
the realism
>>673740957
Feminism happened. Seriously read about how black feminists destroyed the black community.
>>673742333
The thing that kills people with nukes is the intense heat (hundreds of degrees). The shockwave comes later. The boy ducks down below the barrier which protects him.
>>673734999
checkd
>>673742884
what was she even trying to do?
>>673742604
is nig nog Deaded..
>>673738869
this cracks me up
>>673742412
Reminds me of the Uncharted games
>>673738505
Yo thats my mixtape called "SUCC" Its FIRE!
>>673739380
fake as fuck
>>673740767
Caked
>>673738013
Is there out there someone who still doesn't realise how disgusting ideology islam is?
Islam should be against the law, just like other ideologies that exist purely to hate, like nazism, for example.
>>673737167
story??
>>673740767
>that filename
>>673739564
being this new
hi
>>673742929
I am sure that's a major part of it.It just pisses me off how badly our country is fucked by all of these Nogs. Black men make up 7% of the population yet commit 60% of the violent crime.
>>673741189
Do that how?
>>673741637
Gotta say, that's a clean kill at least.
SUB TO VANOSS TO TROLL KIDS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APAjvScOqiQ
>>673738085
weak tiny dicked white/b/oi.
Cucks, all of em
>>673741637
Damn where was this filmed? Looks like Florida.
>>673743080
Destroy the earth.
>>673743358
>2008
>>673739941
I'm an archer and this shit is insane to me. That bow is like $800 minimum
But I wouldn't be surprised if it was more. My bow was like $2000
Who the fuck throws their compound?!
>>673737418
I really hope that's how they end up one day.
trying to socially experiment a dude who then pulls a gun and shoots them in their guido faces
>>673739882
They probably stole those dogs from home since they'd be fully fed and grown up
>>673740196
That. That was good.
>>673741411
jumpscare
>>673743600
The guy in the video
>>673731519
fucking shit man
>always one cuntfag
hate fags who dig this shit up from dark web..
>>673741637
Context please?
>>673738085
the white kid doesn't even make contact the first time
>>673734617
Not really. I think you've been watching too much tarantino movies
>>673743269
The only thing that they should do to make it more humane is a stunbolt in the head, like we do here in the West.
Hell, these retards are untrained, they sliced the jugular way too low, should have cut it right under the skull so the brain faints faster due to pressure and blood loss.
>>673738013
But I love camels..
>>673742370
faggot those are koala's in amsterdam
>>673743582
Oh I'm sure so much has changed, right?? Seriously if that's all you have to push back with you're introuble.
>>673728981
OUT OF THE FLAME RISES A NEW ORDER, BORN FROM THE ASHES OF THE PREVIOUS GENERATION
>RISE
>ALL HAIL
>>673737322
>>673740114
Those kids were forced to work out in the fields?!
>>673743793
Le funny man
>>673740767
10/10 filename
>>673743600
What do you shoot? I'm bow shopping right now.
>>673743763
That's a dromedar you cunt.
>>673743921
Just how I like them
>>673742370
>oi cunt
>poofter, ill nip ya
>>673743418
Yeah, I mean. If they're planning on eating the son of a bitch, that's probably the most humane way to go about it.
>>673740114
all the Chinese essentially slaved away on the railroad didn't make them unable to prosper 100 years later
>>673739564
it's not bleeding if it's internal, the blood is supposed to be on the inside, retard
>>673742516
That lucky fucker so nearly got crushed
>>673743987
But I love dromedars..
>>673743874
>2005
Hello anons, I have the ultimate rekt you could get me. That guy who was some kind of nature guy that got killed by a stingray or something. Sorry that I'm not very descriptive but it's on the Internet somewhere, very rare, most of the time you come across fakes.
>>673732920
Damn Darwin
>>673737947
E D G Y
>>673742412
>>673743921
What is this?
>>673744104
<THIS
>>673743269
We do that shit every day over here
You're either biased or ignorant.
>>673730936
Kek
>>673744413
Burnt pizza
>>673743600
$800 minimum? Where the fuck do you live? It's probably just a PSE Stinger eBay special that he paid 300us for.
>>673744201
>>673744413
Looks like it was a pepperoni pizza.
>>673730129
Lame
>>673744189
So I guess that's really all you got. Sad.
>>673744407
Kek that fuckin bunny is fuckin TERRIFIED
>>673738013
Absolutely haram
>>673740389
nerve gas
>>673744598
fap fap fap
>>673737883
ROFL that file name. Stupid cunt that is a hippo
>>673744803
Arrested development
>>673743140
wtf am i looking at?
>>673744441
whiteman Rekt'd Just remember per feminists it's only racism with oppression + power so those blackmen were justified in their crime while the whiteman are just hateful oppressors.
>>673744598
I wonder if she knows this is posted all the time on the Internet
>>673744828
its a baby elephant Faggot
>>673738633
Time for our nap, everybody lie down
>>673739657
Got me cunt
>>673744643
Where does he keep getting all those cats?
>>673745019
She died
>>673731010
Kek
I need to know what was going on here.
A bomb?
>>673744619
Naaah I'm 100% in your side. Just liked to show that your points are 100%worthless
Fuck them
>>673740655
Hahaha win
>>673743490
>>673745267
>deaded..?
>>673739941
underrated webm
>>673743490
2 to 1 now in favor of whites, your move nig nog
>>673745089
It's a baby faggot, elephant
>>673735379
chekkity check em
