Fluffy butt
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Fluffy butt
Have some smooth butt as well
>>673706397
All butt is accepted here
>>673706617
It is the universal currency here
someone mention butts?
Where's the trap furfag that likes to post his butt here?
>>673704796
The best kind of butt!
>>673706969
You are a good listener have sum more butts.
>>673707235
great, thanks
never enough butt
>>673707315
I'm addicted to butts.
>>673707518
why are you always online
>>673707496
me too, it's wonderful
>>673707657
Because I have nothing else going on.
My butt is very sore from that bike ride yesterday.
>>673707824
Did you tape a certain something to the seat before setting off?
>>673707781
no job or anything?
>>673707824
should be sore from something else
>>673707824
still? damn
>>673707922
No.
...but I know what I'm doing later today~
>>673707135
Do you mean the chubby one or the skinny one?
>>673707974
>should be sore from something else
Lewd! I would like a butt massage though.
>>673707988
That's how infrequently I've done that sort of thing!
>>673707974
Not right now.
>>673708019
... Eating? Watching a movie?
>>673708128
then do it more!
and get a better seat!
and those cushion pants!
>>673708128
I'd massage your butt for you with lots of oil.
>>673708209
>... Eating? Watching a movie?
Yes... Both of those things.
I should make some eggs.
>>673708300
I'm planning on it! I went for a walk this morning though, my poor dog has been cooped up.
>>673708360
Just eggs? That doesn't sound very good.
>>673708456
Seriously? Eggs with some salt, white pepper, maybe throw in a little bit of cheese, then some sriracha sauce.
>>673708128
butt massages are the best
>>673708631
I don't really like eggs. Egg whites are okay when they're mixed with other things.
>>673708360
good, keep at it!
>>673708631
damn, that sounds good.
>>673708327
I would totally let that happen.
>>673708639
Yes they are! Giving and receiving.
>>673708716
Oh, so you're just weird. That's okay then.
>>673708490
What does this link go to?
>>673708811
Click it. Find out. I'm sure it's safe. Probably not a virus at all.
>>673708802
Receiving is more fun for butt massages imo
>>673708811
>.be
Belgium
>>673708802
My diet has been fast food and frozen pizza for the majority of my life, I don't have a very diverse palate.
>>673708811
Everywhere you want to go. Maybe.
>>673708811
Almost definitely a virus.
>>673708802
Now I want to play with a big butt...
>>673709012
Well I can't argue with that. But still, you gotta give to receive!
>>673709076
>My diet has been fast food and frozen pizza for the majority of my life, I don't have a very diverse palate.
So has mine, for the most part. You have no idea how bad I want to eat an entire Tombstone pizza right now.
>>673709204
I prefer to give in the form of blowjobs
>>673709204
I have a couple of Jack's ones in my freezer, I just might do that. Maybe make a root beer float with some A&W too.
I just got a YouTube ad for not smoking pot because it will interfere with my getting a job at Grease Monkey doing oil changes.
FOOLS!
>>673709390
They're not mutually exclusive...
>>673709473
Sounds like good advice to me.
>>673709473
no, but my bf prefers blowjobs
>>673709436
Sounds amazing. Don't tease me! As it turns out, my eggs were bad and I'm out of milk. Dry cereal it is ;_;
>>673709691
Nonsense! I already have a job that I get to smoke pot while I'm working. Grease Monkey can suck it.
>>673709735
Well then give your blowjobs. Fine! I'm giving butt massages!
>>673709820
no, don't be like that :(
>>673709820
Eat my carefree youthful diet habits nerd. What kind of cereal? Some are downright not bad dry.
I bet you'd love for a greasy monkey to suck it.
Can someone here be my 4chan boyfriend? (Gay)
>>673710059
:<
I wish I could still have carefree diet habits. But nooooo, I gotta be fat, and self conscious!
Frosted mini wheats. They're delicious with milk. Not so much without.
>>673709936
Well I don't even know what the problem is now. How about butt massages AND blowjobs?
Thread needs more musclegut.
>>673710291
Nigga that's gay.
>>673710291
This is no place for a relationship, buddy
>>673710291
no (no)
>>673710291
sure where you at?
>>673710327
that's better
>>673710291
no, why?
>>673710291
I would.
>>673710291
Probably. There are a stupid amount of thread boyfriends.
>>673710327
I don't even like those with milk that much. It's like eating sugar cubes. They're okay plain though.
And you're not fat, you're just big gutted.
>>673710502
>that's better
Hooray for compromise!
>>673710608
>And you're not fat, you're just big gutted.
Yeah, well, I don't wanna be big gutted either.
>>673710748
Some people like big guts. Think about how happy the earthworms will be when they have all that gut to eat after your inevitable heart attack!
>>673710748
Hooray!
I seem to have run out of images to post
>>673710895
Yeah, but _I_ don't like big guts.
>>673711043
I think you're being a little selfish.
>>673711043
why not tho
Can someone here be my 4chan boyfriend? (Gay)
>>673711172
>>673711249
B-but I wish to be the little girl!
>>673711266
Dont be such a fucking faggot
>>673711266
yes
>>673711362
what
then be one
what do big guts have to do with that
>>673711397
hey
>>673711266
no (kill yourself)
>>673711472
I said little girl, not pudgy piggy girl.
How will I ever get senpai to notice me if I'm fat?
>>673711362
There are fat little girls. Look at Honey Boo Boo.
>>673711472
>Dat hairy chest and underarms
>Dat belly
I want to cuddle that so bad
>>673704796
>>673706397
>>673706617
>>673706724
>>673710384
this
>>673711609
there are senpais who will notice you for that
>>673711647
ikr
>>673711612
Showing us the downfall of America, one episode at a time!
>>673711786
>there are senpais who will notice you for that
Yeah. Well. I don't wanna be fat. So no fast food or eating an entire Tombstone pizza in one sitting for me.
...after today...
>>673711475
go to bed
>>673711786
An then they will make him lose weight by burning calories in their bed.
>>673711861
Tomorrow is the most satisfying time start a diet.
>>673711935
why don't you, besides, I technically am in bed
>>673711974
>An then they will make him lose weight by burning calories in their bed.
I am so okay with that.
>>673711997
Tomorrow is the most satisfying day to do anything.
sniff those pits boy
>>673711861
good enough
no pizza for you
only biking.
>>673711974
it's a win-win
>>673712109
Except eat an entire Tombstone pizza in one sitting, evidently.
>>673712193
Don't you go bringing logic and shit into this.
>>673712138
>no pizza for you
>only biking.
:<
>>673712029
Well that is good then i permit you to continue
>>673712376
turn that :< to a :>
>>673712109
>>673712138
Not everyone gets through the whole exersise program, you know, it is quite intense usually
>>673712387
like I need your permission
how's the division? opinion hasn't changed?
>>673712554
trust me i know
>>673712711
Are you the coach?
can someone post the 4chan gay furry kik community?
>>673712489
>turn that :< to a :>
>:|
>>673712554
Well that's good to know at least. Still, I'm also trying to not spend money. I owe the IRS money.
>>673713056
Why in God's name would you want that?
can someone post the 4chan gay furry kik group?
>>673712888
you can call me that if ya want
now get that butt in shape
>>673713111
i said
:>
>>673712670
Well i am jesus. Yeah i quite like it but i still dont wanna recommend it ive notice i like thigns most people dont like
>>673713222
>i said
>:>
Alright lemme try again
ಠ_ಠ
>>673713279
Wait you're Jesus? Shit dude, I know a bunch of people who keep asking me to look out for you.
>>673713171
because I want it in my kik
>Not waking up to this
fml
>>673713279
I just wanted to know what you think, I know I personally won't be getting it any time soon
>>673713222
Ok, coach, I'll do my squats today
>>673713374
damnit
don't make me tell you again
you'll get a spanking
:>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><
>>673713513
good boy.
>>673707135
i've only posted my ass here 2-3 times total
there's probably several people who match that description
>>673713395
I don't remember it, but people put it in threads at least once every few days.
I just want to get sucked off and have em ride me hard.
>>673713374
Yeah i thought maybe im jesus then i realise whats stopping me from being jesus so i was jesus
>>673713499
Well then i absolutely love it been throwing my life away into it i guess
>>673713520
>you'll get a spanking
: >
>i realise whats stopping me from being jesus so i was jesus
Well I'm glad I found you. I have some hypothetical scenarios, I'd like to know how you'd react to them.
>>673713750
there you go!
see, that wasn't so hard.
>>673713662
that's a good thing for an MMO then
>>673713830
Hard to resist when a spanking is on offer : >
>>673713750
Go ahead but i must let you know i can not confirm or deny anything as my power levels rely the faith of the unwashed masses
>>673713912
Yeah pretty much we hit like end game and its a bit grindy atm but i think tomorrow we should hit the peak and git gud
>>673713928
good boys don't get spanked.
sorry.
>>673714104
you hit end game already?
>>673714140
:<
>>673714104
>Go ahead but i must let you know i can not confirm or deny anything as my power levels rely the faith of the unwashed masses
Well let's just leave it as a manner of faith then.
>>673714188
Max level theres then some challenges and shit and gearing but then theres hopefully more content to come like most mmos
>>673714239
That is good child now continue to masturbate to furry porn jesus loves all
>>673714540
hopefully, anyway, going to call it a night, gnight mate and hood night everyone in the thread still
>>673714686
nightie~
>>673714686
Smell ya later gramps have a good one
>>673714686
Buh bye.
new thread?
>>673714483
I can feel the heat coming off that thing, so sexy
