Itt: retarded things you did as a kid for no apparent reason
>few years ago
>start having to shave
>go through a few cans of shaving cream as you do
>as the can gets empty I ask mum to buy me more when she goes to the store
>for some fucking reason decide it's a good idea to just mess with her a little bit
>one day ask her for a new can
>puts it in cupboard below the sink in the bathroom as my current one wasn't fully empty
>take the can and put it in my room under my bed
>few days go by
>"can you get me some shaving cream, I asked you like a week ago and you never got any"
>"annon it's under the sink"
>checks
>nothing's there
>buys me another can
>take it
>repeat process
>gets to the point where she says "I'll take a photo of me buying it because I swear they keep going missing"
>grab her phone when she's not looking
>delete photo
>ask for more shaving cream
>says she took a photo
>no photo
>she thinks she's going mad
>end up with like 14 cans of shaving cream
>one night I get up at 3am and move them all to the bathroom and line the counter top with cans
>set alarm for just before mums alarm goes off
>wake up
>hear her alarm
>she gets up
>goes into bathroom
>hear ear-piercing scream of her calling my name
>bursts into my room
>I'm laughing my ass off
>asks me what the fuck I did
>explain it to her while trying to hold back tears
>she thinks I'm mentally retarded
>end up having to do autism tests and stuff
Pic completely unrelated
>>673702411
Got a Prince albert
>>673702411
Anon you made me cum with laughter.
>>673702411
Topkek, Dubs checked
>>673702569
My god that is fucking retarded
>>673702411
10/10 anon, 10/10
>>673702411
i used to think sex was where you just put your genitals on someone elses genitals for an hour
because i knew it had something to do with genitals and hookers charged by the hour
i was a dumb child
now im a dumb adult
Asked my mom to be my gf, peed on my techers desk, lost virginty to my gay friend being straight.
>be me at like 7 years old
>sony walkman portable audio casette tape deck
>with record feature
>want to know the secret of life
>pbs anthro special on backward third world tribes
>nudity and talk about sexual customs
>pbs nature special about invertebrates or something
>meet the "banana slug"
>these slugs mate for life
>eat each other's genitals off after mating
>mesmerized
>must commit this to record as an act of worship
>find blank audio casette
>begin recording what i heard about sex from pbs
>add in my own made up shit
>hide the tape
>my mom finds it
>counseling for the rest of my life
>how i came to /b/
>>673703214
What even
>>673702411
out of curiosity, what were the results of the autism tests?
>>673703398
From memory I was told my results were "Borderline" or some shit... Was quite a while ago
>>673702411
Existed
>am now a depressed and bitter adult
Can we post shit that autists did to us?
>>673703749
Go for it
>>673702411
Lold, but what a vindictive bitch!
>be 18
>start having sex with new girlfriend
>cute virgin who wants to start with condoms
>cool.jpg
>feels gr8 but had to stop 6 minutes in due to her in pain
>an hour later she wants to try again
>i cum this time going super fast because she wanted me to enjoy it even though it hurt her
>love.jpg
>bring used condom to bathroom
>i know from experience it doesn't flush so i put it on top of the bathroom air vent
>repeat process for a year
>move out of parents house and forget about them
>go to visit parents house a few months later and remember about the old stash
>stash was gone
pretty sure my mum had to pickup 70-100+ condoms filled with dry cum and blood stains
>>673703985
Holy fuck
>>673703985
Why the fuck did they all have bloodstains?
Everytime after i shaked my hand with a black i cleaned it fast after this. I thought my hand would also become black
Oc here.
>>673704167
Not all of them.
Lost my virginity to this girl so sex with her was never something to turn down. Also periods never bothered me.
>>673704184
I used to think black people had black semen
>>673702411
Its not like shaving cream expires. no harm done.
>>673703398
>>673703500
He probably hid the fucking test results too and broke his psychologist.
>>673703985
Haha fuck
>>673703216
topkek
>>673704366
Exactly, one of my defended was "it never expires, you just don't have to buy me any more for the next 18 months"
>>673704302
Kek, also what the fuck is >expelled completely? As if you can get partially expelled wtf.
>>673702411
Lmao thanks Op. Whether that was true or not, it made me laugh!
>>673704302
BROWNOES
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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>673702411
Well done..
>>673702411
Someone cap this for r/4chan
>>673705003
ayy lmao
>>673705003
>>673705003
>retarded things you did as a kid for no apparent reason
>>673705003
No evidence to backup my post but whatever. It happened.
Does anyone know porn with fleshlights put in pussy like op pic?
>be like 7
>8 year old cousin shows me how to climb under fence at our apartment complex to get to a playground
>go with her
>tell her "watch this" and decide to take a big steaming shit on the ground
>"I'M TELLING YOUR DAD ANON!"
>just stand there next to the shit till my dad shows up
>he beats my ass
>>673705003
I remember my first beer.
>>673702411
>end up having to do autism tests and stuff
I'll bet my balls that the tests were positive
>>673705485
kek
>>673705003
>>673705394
Just because there's no evidence doesn't mean something magically didn't happen, choose to believe it, or don't. People are so horny over evidence and proof these days. You'll probably need to write a 500 page scholar article with thousands of references to prove you have an asshole soon.
>got naked and ate bugs
>peed on neighbor dogs and houses
>ate a whole branch once
idk
>>673706577
>a whole branch
Wait what? Like, a tree branch?
>be me
>8 years old
>think molgoloid kids are contagious
>parents make me go to church
>sit behind this retarded kid
>try to hold breath all the time
>almost pass out
>mfw
>>673702411
This thread is going to be autism after autism.
>>673704302
Copy paste greentxt
>OC
>>673702411
>>end up having to do autism tests and stuff
Let me guess, your dad was getting cucked by a nigger too?
>be me
>10 years old
>brother is 6
>in garden playing
>decide to go in shed
>see hammer
>pick up
>hey ANONSBROTHER!
>catch!!
>throw it at him
>hits in his head
>shit.png
>split head
>tell mother he fell
>she never found out
>>673702411
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12iPaLUpIIX
Ignore the intro.
>>673707228
Nigger it's called a screencap, I didn't want to copy the fucking text so I took a pic.
>>673704429
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
I've posted about this already
>get on all fours
>face down ass up
>relax ass muscles
>ass fills with air and the sphincter "opens" wite
>get back into normal position so that ass closes
>fart the air as hard as possible
also I'd sometimes put my finger inside my as when it was open and gently touch the shit inside
>>673705485
>>673704429
Jeeeeeeej
>>673705485
Kek. Reminded me of one
>be like12/13
>have older brother who is autistic
>has a tendency for violence, so I was always having my ass kicked, he had freakish tard strength
>one night I'm really pissed off by him, decide to plot revenge
>sneak into his room that night, pull out sock drawer and take a massive shit into it
>morning time
>mom goes to wake tard up for school
>she sees the shit...
>hellbreaksloose.jpg
>they don't believe tard's pleas of innocence since he's a pathological liar
>gets ass whooped
>MFW
>>673702411
>5th grade
>home alone after coming home with bus
>decide tk shave pubes for the first time
>no problems around the base and top
>being careful on balls not to cut myself
>realised that pubes were connected to my ass hair
>I was doing all the work while sitting on a bidet
>start shaving asshole and space between balls and asshole
>really scared of cutting because I can't see there
>of course I managed to cut myself
>blood droplets start pouring in the bidet
>freaked out a little but calmed down when I realised it didn't hurt.
>cut was right below the asshole
>rinsed it with water till it stopped bleeding
>finished shaving
>urge to shit
>finish shitting all good
>next day vomiting and diarrhea
>blamed it on some home made chocolate I brought on my way to home the other day
>declared food poisoning state and went to hospital and family doctor
>they gave me one shot in my ass cheek and some medicine
>was really freaked out they would see my shaven groin and asshole but it wasn't the case, I was laid flat on my stomach not doggy style
>2-3 weeks missed school being bedridden. Diarrhea whole time and vomiting everything I would ingest.
>could barely play games on pc
>now 19 years old
>mfw I only recently realised it wasn't from that chocolate bar or some food and it was from shit going in my cut.
>>673703214
Local man doesn't know he is homosexual.
Put my dead AA batteries in the freezer for more juice
>be me
>24 years ago
>git birthed
Man, did I fuck up.
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Faggots.
>>673708405
This works. Every time.
>>673702569
Shit tits it's in my dick
>>673703985
I used to flush mine all the time. It works.
>>673707725
you are a psycho..
>>673707880
Kek
>>673708262
>having a hairy asshole at the 5th grade
I expect you to be a gorilla until 21
>>673706577
Check'd and kek'd.
>>673707228
if its been posted before how the fuck can it be OC. You are by far the most retarded nigger on /b/ today
>>673708262
>>mfw I only recently realised it wasn't from that chocolate bar or some food and it was from shit going in my cut.
I'm no medic.. but I don't think so. You could get a nasty infection from the cut, but diarrhea - I don't think so...
>>673702411
>end up having to do autism tests and stuff
>>673707880
I did this too. One time I put one of these (pic related) up my ass just to fill it with air.
>>673705485
reminds me
>be lil kid
>jealous of dog being able to shit outside
>do so myself
>right in front of the house
>called out of my room later
>they ask me about the poop
it was a perfect spiral too, used to hold my shits in so it was a massive turd
>>673702411
Lol wtf
>>673707725
oh shit....... you dumb fuck
>>673703985
why didn't you just throw them into the bin somewhere outside?
>>673705335
Rekt
>>673705485
o I am laffin
>>673708112
Patrick?
>>673707812
I ignored the intro, anon. I didn't suffer the awkwardness of hearing you explain that you're reading a greentext you found on /b/ and how it's written in first person but it's not you in the story even though you're reading it in the first person.
Here's my story.
>be me
>4/5 years old
>didn't want to go to the toilet
>see plastic hello kitty tea cup
>it's my sister's
>take shit in cup
>put it in her room
>tell mom she took a shit in her room
>sister says she didn't do it
>mom doesn't believe her
>sister gets her ass beat
>tfw I got away with it
>tfw I got rewarded for telling my mom
>>673709365
lmao
When I was little sometimes I would watch tv in my grandparents bedroom. I didn't want to go to the bathroom so I would stick my finger up my butt and rub poo on the wall under where the bed is against it. One day I was doing it absent minded and did it all over the wall, not even hiding it. Grandma got mad, Grandpas just said "I'm sure it's only chocolate".
>>673702411
>be a person
>have to go to the bathroom
>run in
>lift toilet seat
>shit in the bowl
>wipe ass with paper
>mom comes home
>have dinner
>she asks how my day was
>laughing frog dot jaypeg
>therapy and prison for the next twelve years
>thanks obama
>>673702411
>be me 8
>at cousins house 13
>normally play in the woods
>one day he tells me to come behind an old elm
>when I get around, his pants and underwear are on the ground
>he is already semi hard, but didn't know the difference at the time.
>ask him what he is doing
>gets close and I can see every detail
>to my mind then, it was kind of thick, hairy and balls were dropped
>he says he can make milk
>call him a liar
>tells me he can, but I have to use my mouth on his penis
>I'm not sure
>he coaxes me into getting on my knees and close to his dick
>he gets erect slowly
>says to lick it
>don't want to
>he grabs my head and says to do it, sternly
>scared so start licking
>it's salty and... Fleshy I guess?
>he tells me to grab it
>I do
>it's hard, throbbing and hot
>starts getting me to lick his nuts and everything else to the head
>he must be at least 5"
>he suddenly slides his head into my mouth
>not far but enough for me to get a good taste of it
>he begins coaching me on how to suck his cock
>after awhile he is slightly going my face, and I've got my tongue wrapped around the underside and grinding the head against the roof of mouth
>face is super flush and I feel hot
>own tiny penor is hard
>mixture of emotions, but being used is at the top
>he is getting deep at this point, his cock is super hot and pouring pre into my mouth
>involuntarily swallowing
>he says get ready to swallow
>wut?
>suddenly lots of thick, slitghly bitter and salty cum begins rushing into my mouth
>he grunts telling me I'd better swallow or he'll hurt me
>almost crying, still hot and flush
>swallowing every glob as he POS me full like some cum dump
>he's grunting and grinding
>he finally stops
>says I better not say anything or he'll hurt me
>he walks off, leaving me to whimper in confusion, arousal and the feeling of being used.
>be me
>live in swiss landvillage far away from civilisation
> 12 year old
> have dog
> go walk with dog as you done many times
> think "im going to impress everyone how hard i can walk the dog"
> walk further away from village, into woods
> get lost
> dog also not find way home.
> get hungry
> its getting dark
> be scared alone somewhere in the forest
> dog getting tired
>activate super survival skills like in the books and movies
> search place to sleep, something to eat. Eat some wild strawberries, give dog also berries.
> lie under tree, try to calm down dog who wants to go home.
> eventually fall asleep
> wake up, still dark. Dog sits bext to you.
> look around, see lights of the village just a few hundret meters away
> run like a retard
>>673707876
Fucking kek
>>673708946
Don't listen to this anon. It depends on your home plumbing how long you can get away with it. You're not a plumber, so don't do it.
>>673707725
reminds me of this
>be 7
>cousin 6
>playing in the storage in my grandpa's yard
>find a crowbar
>play pretend to kill monsters and shit
>playtime's over
>got to clean up all the stuff we thew around the storage
>try to give cousin the crowbar and tell him to put it away
>he doesn't want to
>get angry at him
>think I just poked him in the stomach
>he leaves
>put away the crowbar, go home alone
>cousin's mother is yelling at me for hitting him on the head with a crowbar
>wtf.jpg
to this day I don't know what happened because I don't remember what happened when I got angry at him for not wanting to put away the crowbar but I refuse to believe it made me berserk and strike the cunt gordon freeman style
>>673709329
You can. It usually happens internally though: when a rupture opens your gastrointestinal system to your blood system directly, your blood becomes septic.
Google sepsis
>>673709239
It's oc because the person who posted it wrote it? Is it that hard to understand?
>>673707228
That'sthejoke.jpeg
>>673710161
kek
>>673709365
lmao
>>673709365
I would give myself an enema with one of those , then one day I thought I would be a good idea to inject air into my bladder. I was admitted to the hospital shortly thereafter
>>673709069
Yeah I'm pretty hairy at 19.
It's starting to grow on my back too. I think I'll have to go for regular Brazilian waxes or whatever they are called.
>>673710179
Lmayo
>>673710161
Well..... threads dead
>>673708557
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>>673710721
kek glad I never took it that far
heres one
>be me
>be 16
>home alone
>nothing to do
>start to think things to do with my dick
>end up puting toothpaste on my head
>fap
>feelsgreat.jpg
>cum
>start cleaning
>starts to fucking burn like shit
>panic a lil bit
>go to kitchen for some reason
>wash dick head on sink
>ear someone puting keys in door
>panic even more
>hide
>forgot to close sink water
>mom enters kitchen sees runing water
>closes it
>calls my name
>i didn't respond cause i was naked
>she goes to the bathroom
>i see opurtunity to run to my room
>my dad enters home and sees me buttnaked runing to room
>put clothes as fast as i can
>hide again for some reason
>stayed there for 30 mins for some reason
>get out like nothing happened
>mom and dad asked questions
>say i didn't saw nothing and didn't notice
>mfw they forgot the everything
>mfw they never talked about it after
>>673710840
Glad to be of assistance
>Around 4 years old
>Family on vacation
>Get head stuck in stairway railing
>They had to break the railing to get my head out
>kek
>>673710940
They didn't forget, anon. They know.
>>673708262
I thought you have yourself aids
>>673711062
Are you my brother?
>>673710161
Wrong thread?
>>673710161
>>673710840
>Well..... threads dead
i laughed
>>673707228
>guy screencaps his greentext
>hurdedur how is dis oc it was posted another time?
You must be referencing yourself in your pic
>>673711154
Nah, right thread. Now shut up and fap
>>673708112
Did he ever fight your parents back?
why didn't she just get an abortion?
did people make fun of you?
did your mother drink because of how stressful it is to have a tard offspring?
>>673705485
Dude that made me laugh so hard
I accidentally drowned a kid when I was 5, I don't remember it happening but my parents told me we thought it would teach us to breath under water
>>673710746
I know your struggle bro. 19 here as well, asshole and legs are so hairy I only shave pubes on the balls and in the closest proximity to the dick so that it doesn't look too retarded when I don't shave the rest
>tfw hairy nipples
>>673710354
if you can't remember, maybe you did do it anon. kids are dumb and don't know how to deal with their emotions.
>>673710514
>we are all anons
>we all wrote all the content
>we all wrote none of the content
>it's OC if it hasn't been posted before
>now you know
OC here
>be in 4th grade
>allways got things my way, I was a little faggot then
>my younger cousin visits and goes to school with me (there was nowhere else for her to go, all our parents had jobs)
>the last day of school, it was basically a field day, they had normal activities for everybody
>but the 6th graders who were moving to middle school, they rented them a fire truck, a shaved ice stand, etc.
>decide I'm going to be nice to cousin
>walks up to the shaved ice stand
'Can I buy a snow cone for my cousin'
>he tells me that it's only for the graduating 6th graders.
'But I have money, why won't you sell it to me?'
>still refuses, I get pissed, cousin is confused
>I go to the school's of ice and complain
'They were being jerks and didn't let me BUY my cousin a snow cone!'
>guy was told to make us snow cones
>he shortly after was replaced by a clown.
I don't know if they told him to leave, or if he was just fed up with my shit. But damn, was that snow cone good.
>>673710746
you don't have to be hairless. don't be a faggot.
>>673708262
wrong you stupid fucking nigger
maybe if it was someone elses shit but you are immune to your own pathogens you stupid nigger
>>673710721
story
>>673711382
Same here top kek. Hairy nipples and it's hard to even tell where's the line between body hair and pubes.
>>673710940
one day you will laugh with them about it and you will feel great
>>673711560
Mm you are right
>be me
>be 18
>broke up with gf, 4 months without sex
>tired of mastrubation, gotta try something new
>decide to tie up dick with shoe lace, put on shitload of lube and jerk off as long as possible
>massive layer of lube on my dick, cant see my fella is all blue
>best feeling ever
>5892times more sensitive
>about to cum
>cant untie my dick in time, orgasm strike with my dick all hard, blue
>load cant get out of D
>biggest pain in the world
>suddenly shitload of blood coming from dick
>cant untie that fucking lace
>rush into kitchen to get scissors, freedom.jpeg
>0,5second later massive load mixed with blood comes out
>kitchen floor i all fucked up with my sperm and dickblood
>sister suddenly enters kitchen
>gives me "that" look and leaves
>kill me.avi
>>673705485
>>673707725
Similar story here dude:
>be me
>approx 4-7 years old
>Playing with twin brother in basement
>Thomas the Train Engine Track set was cash
>Fucking brother takes my track piece
>Messing it all up
>Wields the mighty Thomas in right hand
>With all the might of a 4-7 year old, I throw the piece
>Brother needs to glue his head
>mfw
>>673711324
>Did he ever fight your parents back?
He would fight/attack my mom but never my dad, he would beat his ass
>why didn't she just get an abortion?
She didn't know he was a tard till he was a kid
>did people make fun of you?
Not really. I never went anywhere with him/ hung out with him
>did your mother drink because of how stressful it is to have a tard offspring?
She's Irish... She would drink either way
>>673711370
Full story
Had a close friend, both thought being a fish was an awesome idea, always trying to out do each other in swimming holding and holding breath, shit like that. One day we had the idea that if we held the other under the water you can past the scary "I can't breath" and start breathing water like a fish. Didn't work obviously, parents told me years later when I asked about child hood friends. Apparently my friends parents left town and couldn't handle seeing me or my family
>Be me
>Be 5
>Laying on bed looking at the plastic glow stars on my ceiling.
>Stars start disappearing. I'm freaking pulling the covers up just below my eyes.
>Everything has gone black and the stars are gone.
>Suddenly my entire mattress falls off the bed springs.
>Being a scared little shit I immediately scramble trying to push the mattress back on the best wondering how it even fell.
>Suddenly realize something is here with me. Turn around and black mass that semi looks like a demon from Spirited away glares at me with his big red eyes.
>He opens his mouth that is completely full of jagged obsidian teeth complimented by dark glassy gums...
>Monster tosses me into mouth whole in one full swing.
>I feel everything, my ribs are snapping, by neck is cracking as tendons, throat, and veins are stretching and cutting apart between his teeth.
>Wake up... fuck that dream.. felt more real than life...
>Run up to parents bedroom. Dad and Mom are pissed saying some shit about "their time"...
>Mom takes me and throws me in basement and locks the door.
>I see a man standing in the middle of the room and he smiles.
>The one yellow light bulb hanging from the ceiling flickers as he smiles.
>I become more scared that I EVER thought possible. The fear boils until I find myself fuming with rage. The fear turned into hate.
>Rip apart big map on the wall of stairs which is a strong plastic in a fit of rage. Fall asleep with my hands dripping in blood.
>Wake up to my mom handing me bandages, she seems annoyed
>Social path now with anger problems. Talked to my parents about this, but they say that happened along with other things because my Grandma was a witch and made my Dad kill a baby...
>Don't get along great with parents or family..
>>673711968
thank you
I couldn't live with a tard.
Another one from far away swiss village:
>be me
>12yo
>live on a farm in far away swiss village
>have a huge storage place for grass to dry. For food for animals.
>parents allow you to play there
>jump repetedly into dry grass.
>suddenly have to take a shit.
>no time to climb out.
>make dump into corner and burry it deep
>not playing in there for next few weeks.
>grass getting used for food the animals
>tfw some cows get sick
I'd pretend to be a fucking dinosaur, arms in, roaring and growling and shit. Acted like a pet to this chick I digged on the blacktop.
>>673711578
No. Fecal waste does not belong in your blood stream. It causes sepsis.
>>673711409
yeah but at age 7 I think I knew that hitting someone on the head with an iron tool is a bit excessive
>>673711705
no
it will be fucking akward
>>673711868
>>approx 4-7 years old
the rage i feel while have to learn every fucking learningstatus of the childhood, status one is from 0-2 years and has 6 stadiums argh how can u not know if you were 4 or 7 there are differences thats a wide span
>>673711704
>it's hard to even tell where's the line between body hair and pubes.
yeah and it's hard as fuck to trim my groin area because gf loves my happy trail and doesn't let me touch it
>tfw it will probably turn into a rug in 2-3 years
>>673712161
>hit guy with crowbar
>become dr.freeman
>>673712013
>>673705335
nigger did you take a screenshot of a post that has text that is literally at the top of the board?
>>673712104
What do you think the intestine does? Your body can handle small amounts of shit in your blood.
>>673711126
Ay lmao
If your story hasn't been replied, that doesn't mean it hasn't been appreciated, Anon.
>>673712013
Nigga
>>673712422
This is how I'm feeling, I died inside knowing I killed my friend
>>673712086
Mehr schwiizer Buur stories!
>>673702411
That's some Tom Sawyer shit.
>>673712060
Some tards are fucking cool as. Had one at my school, 100% downs. Always happy and waving at everyone, mum gave him tonnes of cash for lunch so all you had to do was wave at him and talk to him and he'd buy you stuff. Never tard raged on anyone except a teacher who took his ball away because he was using it in the wrong area (tightass pleb school rules).
>be me about 19-20 (3-4 years ago)
>visiting parents for hollidays
>older sister in town too
>get into argument with sister
>was about something stupid, told me to get a job or do better in school or something
>ragequit and go upstairs to sleep
>internet is slow on my laptop because parents have shitty ISP and sister is on wifi too
>hatch devious plan
>open 30 tabs of youtube videos
>wifi slows to a halt
>hear sister get frustrated
>go downstairs and smugly announce that I killed her internet and won't give it back until she apologizes
>sister goes full PMS rage
>angrily gets mom involved
>mom agrees that she was being a bitch earlier and suggests she apologize
>sister loses her god damn shit
>eventually apologizes
>I un-DDoS my sister
Probably my most satisfying sibling revenge moment ever
>>673705485
LMFAOOOoOO BAHAHA DUDE ARE YOU ME
>be mat at pool with my best friend and his little sister
>there are little plastic play houses in pool
>tell friend "you dare me to pee in here?"
>he says "no, why?"
>pull out dick and pee on in there anyway
>he tells sister when she comes in, sister tells mom, mom tells my mom
>get yelled at
>their dad thinks i'm a dirty POS for years
Still friends with him (best friend) and don't talk to his sis anymore
>>673712422
you have been greeted by the anon of appreciation,i appreciate this
>>673711539
Not OC. Learned earlier in thread you needed to have already posted it and screen capped to be considered OC. Fag
>>673712013
what the fuck i don't is this supposed to be some movie?
>>673711062
are you my brother?
>>673711133
and does that make you me?
>>673712354
The intestine is there to separate your fecal matter from your blood. Its literally a tube that extracts nutrients from digested food until its nothing but useless waste. Then you take a shit it never interacts with your bloodsteam directly. If it ruptures you develop sepsis extremely quickly and your organs fail
>>673712306
Is the happy trail the line down your bellybutton? I fucking loved that when I was younger. It made me feel like a badass and a man. But now it's pretty hard to distinguish from the rest of body hair
>>673712754
That's an entire dookie entering your blood stream, a little shit is fine.
>>673712013
>Social path
>>673712099
There was a girl in my school when I was a kid who acted like a dinosaur. Like, all the time. This girl was obsessed with dinosaurs. For like the first year, it was a brontosaurus. Then the next year it was t-rex. I think being a dinosaur let her interact with people she otherwise had no pretense for interacting with because she didn't know how to make friends. Thinking back on it, she was pretty ugly, and that might have had something to do with it.
>>673712621
>thinking you ddos'd because you soaked up bandwidth on the same connection as the "victim"
>>673712013
Is your dad a freemason?
>>673702411
>she thinks I'm mentally retarded
>end up having to do autism tests and stuff
It was a good prank Anon, your Mums retarded and unable to handle bants.
She was probably the Stacy at school who thought a prank was Chad sucker punching an unsuspecting nerd three years younger than him.
>>673712161
You're missing the point. You can't remember. Watch "Vals im Bashir"
>>673712918
retarded things
>>673712660
>Butthurt faggot keeping a grudge over something completely trivial that happened earlier in the thread
>>673712918
You're right, it wasn't Distributed Denial of Service, it was just Denial of Service
You fucking autistic faggot probably didn't even know what DDoS stood for
>>673712823
But a little will make you sick especially if there's a lasting infection but a shaving cut probably would not do so unless anon has horrible hygiene
>>673712200
nice dubs but you're wrong. one day life won't seem so severe. you'll feel okay about everything and you won't be afraid to be embarrassed and you'll know that you can tell your parents something embarrassing and you will be able to make them comfortable with laughing about it the way we are laughing about it now.
Okay this is the best I got
>be 16
>qt gf who wants to fuck all the time
>she has older brother whose retarded
>her parents leave us alone to watch him
>He doesnt walk, usually crawls
>Put him on one side of the house in front of tv
>go back to her room to fuck like crazy
>feelsgood.jpg
>Next thing we hear this thump
>gf startled rolls off me
>mfw the retarded crawled across the house and caught us fucking
>mfw had to bring him a big ass bag of gummies so he wouldnt rat
>mfw I got blackmailed by down syndrome
>>673713121
Took you long enough to Google it. Still not a DOS though
>>673711767
holy shit you retard
reminds me when I was at a wedding, went to take a piss, then suddenly felt the urge to stop pissing by squeezing my dick with my fingers. it felt weird so I let go and finished pissing. when i went back to the table, I felt like a fucking bee stung my dick. when I came come it was all swollen and hurt like a bitch.
>>673711767
kekkle
>>673712255
what the fuck is learningstatus?
>>673710746
I knew a kid in highschool who was so fucking hairy that if he wore a lightweight shirt you could see the hair holding the fabric up on his shoulders and chest.
>>673704316
Eugh done it a few times with gf on period, decided never again. Bloody pernus not good.
>>673713162
>brother whose retarded
>whose
>>673712354
trolololo
>>673711984
holy fucking shit
>>673713287
learningstadium* mb, what the kid is able to do, what to give it for playtime and so on
kognitive development
>>673712685
No, that all really happened. I remember the man standing in the middle of the room.
>After that the man would fly through my window every night and talk with me. I don't remember what it was about now..
>But my parents then got the house exorcised (Parents extremely religious) and even I was exorcised more than several time growing up.
>The man stopped coming through my window after that.
>But since that day I had the most vivid, intense, realistic, and crazy dreams.
>I also see.. things. One night I got up to use the bathroom and got to the hall to see a raggity demon staring at me with yellow eyes (I always remember the eyes). I stared at him for a while and then could tell he was no allowed to approach me for some reason...
>Now I'm 27 and I've mastered lucid dreaming VERY well which keeps me from losing my mind with the types of dreams I have. Usually something is trying to kill me in my dreams.
>>673713135
He wouldn't get an infection because his shit only has his pathogens in it. Unless, like you said, he was unhygienic. But that's just like any other cut.
Anyway my point was the sickness he suffered couldn't have been caused by his poop, a little poop in your blood isn't a big deal. While you're digesting you still get "waste" in your blood stream. That's why you have a liver and kidneys.
>>673712060
Neither could my parents. Quick story
>One day my mom takes tard bro and me to visit grandparents
>They live in the middle of nowhere, nothing but countryside for miles
>Bro is punching me from the back seat, screaming and shit
>Mom has had enough
>Pulls car over
>Goes to his door and pulls him out of the car
>closes door behind him and gets back into the drivers seat
>locks doors
>OH SHIIIIIIIII
>Mom casually drives away as tard just stands there confused
>We drive in silence for 5 mins
>Are we finally free...?
>Turns car round and goes back to pick him up
>He's sitting at the side of the road crying
>Cries the rest of the 2 hour car ride
>10 years later I realise how fucked up my parents were
>>673713329
>>673713121
>boasting with a DDoS though it barely qualifies as a DoS, supposedly knowing the difference
Literally cancer.
>>673713215
Technically it was since he took down a network resource by using up all its physical bandwith (WLan in this case).
>>673712621
>19-20
Sad.
>>673713481
damn...
have any more stories?
>>673712939
No, my dad grew up in a Catholic house. He and my mom are now non-denominational Jews that renounce the Talmud.
>be a living human
>bating it like a madman
>can't come
>bate even harder
>still nothing
>go on for like fifteen minutes
>empty bottle .jpg
>put pants back on go outside
>see mailman go by
>walk to mailbox and get mail
>as I walk in the house, mom asks "oh hi anon, what's going on"
>respond "the mailman came before I did"
>christian school and electroshock therapy for the next seven years.
>>673712660
i lol'd anon
>>673713467
>a little poop in your blood isn't a big deal. While you're digesting you still get "waste" in your blood stream. That's why you have a liver and kidneys.
>>673707725
Wait a minute. Was he kill???
>>673713481
Jizus cryst
>>673712823
>an entire dookie entering your blood stream
>>673713692
kekd
>>673702411
that pic is kinda hot
it's like a female chastity belt
fuck your bitch without fucking your bitch
I love it
>>673707869
Nigger than it's not OC
>>673713692
kek'd!
>be 21, young dad
> gf and me don't go out often, get mother in law to look after child
> she gets drunk and passes out around 9
> we get home to find baby covered in shit rash and welts, clearly crying for hours and distressed
> stupid shit I did was not beat mother laws drunken ass
>>673713827
its the female equivalent of a dick sleeve/extender:
I guess she wouldn't feel much, but its tighter for the dude.
There's some shitty greentext about some Anon getting cucked by his gf.
>>673702411
>fanily gets kittens for a short time, don't even remember where from
>playing with them outside with sister
>kittens keep scratching
>throw them into chain link fence
>little furballs bounce off
>pick them up as they quivver in fear & shock
>they scratch again
>I retaliate again
>oh what fun
>pick them up again while they weakly struggle to escape
>sister & I spend half an hour slamming kittens into chain link fence at full force
>start to feel kind of animal abusey (pic related)
>stop & put the kittens down in the soft grass
>haven't smashed that much pussy since
>>673713481
My mum did this to my bro once because he wouldn't put his shoes on...
>>673713215
Are you retarded?
DOS works by overloading a server with fake requests to the point that real requests can't get through. Usually it's just done by single bit pinging because it's a built in function of packet switching networking protocols and therefore is easy to write scripts that can do it thousands of times per second (LOIC) but DoS is literally just a term for any malicious attempt to interrupt traffic to/from a given server or client by spamming them with dummy traffic.
>>673713565
You are just as autistic as the first guy, pretending to sound smart by implying DoSing is any more complicated than just "spam X until it's slow"
>>673706845
Nope branch of government.
>>673713264
That's a urinary tract infection. You just take an antibiotic and it goes away.
>>673712013
>>673713450
>>673713650
Feels good, I haven't talked about this shit in a long time.
>>673714077
>>673714016
Lol tfw a flashlight is tighter than the real thing
>>673713329
Hey everyone
>>673713431
oh
I feel like I'm not retarded and know something about cogpsy but I still have no idea what you're talking about.
Maybe the childhood development nomenclature has been updated....
>>673702411
I still use my first shaving can I bought 5 years ago
>mainly for pubes every now and then
Congrats on your autism test btw, what were the results?
>>673712583
Guat, denn halt
>again swiss shit village.
>13yo
>winter
>life on farm
>have small lake/pont nearby that freezes in winter.
>always play with neighbor who can cross it fastest.
>rund around on ice.
>tfw, ice breaks
>fight your way to shore.
Neighbor kids laughting, but escort you back home. Be cold, wet fucking shit cold.
>arrive home, parents not there, no key
>"huara schissdräck"
>walk int cow stable, its not so cold there. Stand next to cows.
>cow shits and it lands on your shoes.
>feet getting warm... Feels good
>used to the smell in the stable.
>have good idea. Behind barn, there is a pile of cow shit and other stuff.
>stand into said pile.
>its warm
>parents come home
They see me wet, waist deep in cow shit shivering in the cold
>bath for the next few hours.
>smell like a flower afterwards
>be me when kid
>family has one main house and one guest house
>have storage basement under my house where my dad stored his beer
>dad had one condition for me if I wanted to have the guest house for myself
>"whenever I shout for a beer you'll get me one and bring it here"
>whatever.jpg, not like it's a bad deal or something
>have to bring a beer to the main house 2-3 times a day
>start to really hate having to do that
>fast forward a couple of weeks to spring break
>construct a small "cable car" system between main house and mine with a small basket in it
>whenever my dad shouted for a beer I would just load one in and pull the rope to deliver it to his house
It looked retarded, but my dad was never the kind of guy to dismiss any great solutions.
>>673714165
also
>pretending to sound smart
>>673702411
I've been waiting for the day I'd see a rubber pussy stuffed inside a real one. Thank you /b/.
>be me
>17
>short on cash, parents booted me for being weird
>working odd burger job
>getting fat because burger is only food I get
>no fem
>need cash and help blasting
>didn't understand sperm donation clinics
>go to cum clinic to bust eggs for cashes
>ask reception if the vacuum hurts
>thought vacuum hose gets cum out and pays me like reverse vending machine hooker
>they ask for ID
>fuck
>show them to show I'm honest and have good honest sperm to share
>they ask for phone number
>no phone... Fuck
>give them dad's number because I was scared and blurted first that came to mind
>parents get called and come pick me up
>overhear reception telling dad and mom I said
"He can't come back here"
>parents take me back in as long as I get therapy
>inpatient at mental ward for a month for diagnose
>lost burger job
>mom cooks me food now
>dad bought me a Henry shop vac and let me have whole basement
>just sits there looking at me like he's excited for dick... Fuck Henry...
Tfw a minor misunderstanding makes my parents think I'm retarded and gets me a note saying I can't donate cum
>>673713450
>>673714209
You're nuts, man.
When I was a kid I had all kinds of fucked up terrifying dreams and lucid dreams, but they stopped around the time I was 10.
I also used to regard my reflection in my peripheral vision and think I looked like some kind of fucked up demon.
But guy, you're a grown-up now. What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>673714459
>brought absolutely nothing to the table except senseless shitposting and still tries to act superior
Never change /b/
>>673703198
I mean, is it not?
>be about 8
>family finds box of kittens abandoned
>take them in, 4 of them, 1 goes to family friend
>my two sisters each get one, generic brown
>i get the cool 1 of a kind pokemans grey kit
>loved it more than an 8 year old could love anything
>find out we have to go somewhere for some kind of bullshit event
>wondering what do with kittens
>i say we should hand them over to anon family for a bit who we were friends with
>anon family has 5 year old tardfuck always covered in his own drool
>come back, find out my kits dead.
>Little tard fuck thought kit was cold.
>Put it in oven, roasted it on the outside
>Thought it was too hot
>Dropped it in ice cold bathtub
>left it till his mum found it
>never got to kick tardfuck to death
>>673712747
I guess. Nice job eating that branch, me.
>>673714165
>You are just as autistic as the first guy, pretending to sound smart
When literally you post this
>DOS works by overloading a server with fake requests to the point that real requests can't get through. Usually it's just done by single bit pinging because it's a built in function of packet switching networking protocols and therefore is easy to write scripts that can do it thousands of times per second (LOIC) but DoS is literally just a term for any malicious attempt to interrupt traffic to/from a given server or client by spamming them with dummy traffic.
>>673713997
good for you anon. imagine the cops showing up to that mess... but really you should have known better
>>673707725
I hit my little brother with a maglite on the head when he was 5 and broke his tooth.
>>673714670
>tremendous inferiority complex detected
>>673714446
My grandpa grew up on a farm and he had to milk the cows before going to school. In winter he always stood in the cowshit to keep him warm and went to school smelling like Guelle.
>>673714767
It's never too late.
>>673703398
fucking kek
>>673711539
>was 16
>gonna fap but don't have any lube
>find some cream I have called "sore no more"
>start fapping with it on my dick and it stings like everywere but little stings and makes my dick freeze
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>put more but on my balls
>suddenly starts fucking murdering my ballsack with stings and starts freezing like a mf
>fucking cry its so fucking painful
>lay there for 1 hour just dying my balls hurt so much
>>673714944
Can't deny the dubs of truth
I don't know if I'll ever trust someone with my son again
>>673702411
not only did that not happen, but even if it had it wouldn't be worth sharing
>>673714854
>first guy makes a comment saying X isn't true
>second guy makes a comment saying X is really Y
>OP gives a concise logical description of why X and Y are the same thing, but that X was true all along
>first/second guy BTFO, presume to shitpost because buttmad
Are you even trying?
>>673714981
Thanks Dr Phail
>>673714446
>and I thought they smelled bad on the outside!
>>673712354
Are you retarded
I got nothing of my own, but my sides always split when I think of my neighborhood friend...
He was this little shit, a fucking hell-raiser.
>be me
>8
>walking around the neighborhood with little shit friend, also 8
>small, white, middle class sort of hippie-ish shoreline town
>lots of little shops and arts stores
>we're standing outside this little crafts/antique store with those beads hanging down instead of a door
>friend says "hey watch this"
>walks into shop and asks so sweetly and politely "uh excuse me ma'am do you have any slave memorabilia?"
>"slave memorabilia??"
>"yes ma'am"
>"get out! I'm calling the cops!"
>he comes out of the shop with the biggest fucking grin on his face and loses his shit
>I'm in awe
>I think it's funny but I'm not really sure why
>mfw I think back to it now and realize he was a real-life troll back before /b/ even existed
>mfw he's dead now but I still think of "slave memorabilia" and crack the fuck up
>>673713753
>Blood ammonia comes primarily from the bacterial breakdown of unabsorbed dietary protein in the intestine. Intestinal ammonia passes into the bloodstream and travels to the liver,
but a little poop is fine
>>673713629
I have many but some are quite dark. I'll post a couple of lighter ones.
>Bro turns 16
>Because of tard bros tendency for violence, my parents think it would be a good idea to have him go to kickboxing classes. Thought it would 'get it out of his system'
>They were dead wrong
>Created a monster, ass kicking tard
>To make matters worse, my dad got him a job on a building site, carrying shit around all day
>He gets jacked
>One day, a group of teens from the neighbourhood make fun of bro tard while he's out cycling around the neighbourhood
>He cycles home and rages in his room the rest of the day
>Later that night
>Bro tard sneaks out of the house
>Goes to the house of one of the teens that made fun of him (He lived 3 houses down from us)
>Rings doorbell, has the intention of using his boxing skills on this kid
>Kid's Father answers door
>Bro tard is confused and in panic attacks the guy
>45 year old man gets the living shit kicked out of him by 16 year old retard
>He was so embarrassed by the whole thing he never went to the police
>My dad, being a complete meathead, is actually impressed by his tard's fighting skills
>Bro never got punished for it, still laughs about it to this day
>>673714501
>>17
>>short on cash, parents booted me for being weird
you mean they threw you out?
>>673714187
Kek
>>673713692
>electroshock therapy
>next seven years
kekekekekekekekek
>>673715646
kekd
>>673704316
>periods never bothered me.
lol
>be me
>11 years old
>fapping for the first time
>about to cum
>ohshit.jpg im about to pee
>clench my foreskin with fingers
>do some stomach clenching too hold in the pee
>few years later after fapping for a long time
>opens foreskin
>ohgawd.jpg
>fucking dickcheese for days
>my dick had like these marks were the cheese had been chillin for months
>>673715318
>implying I was either of them or that just 2 or 3 people were involved
damn, /b/ really needs to get IDs back
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>>673704429
kek anon
>>673714767
you should save up and hire a hitman to find and kill him
>>673714557
Well I joined the Marines and found out I had PTSD pretty bad from my childhood. Now I'm out, doing great in my job, and I'm married with not children. I seem pretty normal, I only talk to my wife about my dreams, "visions".. I just take a ton of Kratom, eat healthy, and make lots of teas that help me with my anxiety, stress, and anger. I am doing better despite continually having the craziest dreams ever. I used to have panic attacks weekly, but I haven't had one since I moved out at 17 which says a lot about my parents... So I'm doing better.. life is good... I just am pretty introverted now and find myself trying to spend more time away from people regularly. I am successful though.
>>673705485
Choked on my breakfast
>10/10
>>673715897
I'm calling underage b&
If you'd been here longer than 7 months you'd know IDs come back every summer because of children like you
>>673702411
Genius
>>673715528
i don't get it
>>673715704
Told me to leave because I was stealing some of their stuff (money/food/clothes)
Final straw was when I was trying to record my singing but it was really early in the morning and woke them up on a work day. Dad came downstairs and told me to find a place. Gave me enough for a deposit to kinda go away
>>673707044
Copy past fag
>>673715982
>I just take a ton of Kratom
>>673713431
nigga did you just spell cognitive with a motherfuckin' k?
>>673716134
If you were here for more than 2 summers, you'd know that is wrong.
>>673703985
Nice.
> be 5
> Brother is 3
> Every day do some stupid shit together
> one day decide to sniff eachothers assholes
> I smell his first
> ew.jpg
> he goes to smell mine
> spread my cheeks
> his nose touches my anus as door opens
> Dad just stands there
> leaves
I'm 22 now and saved as "Ass Sniffer" in his phone.
Here's another one though not quite as autistic
> be 10
> brother is 8
> Watch Jackass for first time
> decide were gonna do funny stuff
> he climbs up a door frame
> I lay down under with legs in the air
> he falls purposely so I hit his testicles
> do the same with me
> switch repeat
> dad notices
> my brother is saved as "Nutless Wonder" in his phone
>>673702411
>Go on anti-depressants in high school
>Pretend to take them
>Sell them at school
>one kid buys them and throws up all over the class
>Dogs me to the teacher
>"We hear you have been selling drugs at school"
>No way, the guy's a fucking idiot. I sold him one of my sisters birth control pills.
>mfw when he got expelled and I only got a week of school suspension
>mfw I actually sold my sisters birth control pills the first day back
>I told people they were adhd pills
I know this thread is about retarded shit, but I only did awesome shit. So yeah.
>>673704316
Kek
>>673714501
Srs? Did you use Henry?
>be your parents
>have guests over
>chatting and drinking wine
>all of a sudden you hear the loud engine of the shopvac from the basement
>10 minutes later nothing but soft sobs
>resume meals and dodge the impending questions from guests
>>673716386
Just the wordsmithing. Memorabilia is something that helps you to remember (fondly) of another thing. Baseball cards, for example.
>Slave memorabilia.
Coupled with the fact that he was only 8 years old and real-life trolled some hippie lady
>be in 7th grade (still elementary coz straya)
>6th grade class comes into out class for some combined bullshit
>our classes teacher does the presentation while other teacher slacks somewhere else
>little mong tard with buck tooth freckles and walks like a lobotomized gorilla in class
>teacher talking about snakes and shit about how they're deadly
>little tard mong screams how he could kill the snake easy
>classfacewhen.jpg
>claims he could shoot the snake easy before it would bite him
>teacher tries to tell him that it won't be that easy
>tard mong goes on about how great his 6th grade twiggy gorilla ass can shoot like a pro
>tard mong carries on for 5 minutes
>i get fed up with it and find roll of 3 gluesticks bound together by rubber bands
>peg at tard mongs head
>tard mong gets up and squeals like an autistic toad
>runs to girl who was sitting next to me and screams at her
>mfw he thinks she threw it
>kicks girl full force in the nose, blood pisses out all over her legs
>classgasp.jpg
>teacher stands up, infuriated.
>mfw the little girl was his neice.
>teacher walks up and side kicks tard mong in the side of his head
>could see this in slow motion, manly hairy shin goes slowly into gorilla mong tards skull
>kid is fucking out, blood pissing out of mouth and eye socket
>both classes lied like shit, said kid chucked tantrum and kicked girl then ran away and fell and hit head
>pizza party every day, all week, high grades rest of year.
>>673709765
No this is the Krusty Krab
>>673710295
wrap them in tissue/toilet paper, they flush
>>673716849
kek
absolute madman
>>673716849
dude what the fuck
>Admits to selling something
>other kid gets expelled
bullshit
>be me
>literally done the same prank on my mom every April fools day for the past 16 years
>rubber band around the sprayer on the sink
>still hasn't ducking caught on
>finally moving out this year but I'm waiting until April so I can do it one last time
>>673702411
>be 15
>have shitty china scooter, loved it though
>acquired four pairs of panties from gf of that time
>break up with her
>regularly cum in her panties, never wash cause what is hygiene
>store them under the seat of scooter where the helm is supposed to go
>sometimes get them out, cum again, put them back
>do this for a few months
>one day scooter's broken
>not good enough to fix it
>get it to local mechanics workshop
>they tell me to come back monday
>come back monday
>drive home
>lift seat
>nopanties.jpg
>>673716496
I'm actually drinking my cocktail of it I just put together.
>>673717056
well fucking duh they flush. Doesnt mean that they are good for the septic system you fucking sperg
>>673717077
Yeah that wouldn't happen
Actually, in a private school it might. They've got such backwards ass policies in some of those schools
>>673714209
Your time will soon come. And by that, I do not mean your death, either.
>>673716945
I didn't use Henry for THAT but he cleans up a lot of drinks spills and stuff
And yeah I was told to be quiet when guests are over and stay in the basement
>>673715528
>being so sheltered not realizing trolling has existed since the dawn of man
>>673705485
Fuck m9
>>673707044
Used to do this, too. Was told they're not contagious. Gotta be sure though.
>>673717077
That's just how life is, ok.
>>673714077
Damn dude
>>673702411
>I used to shit my pants and flush the underwear down the toilet
>>673707880
I second this
>>673715876
>be circumcised
>every time about to cum, pinch dickhole so nothing comes out
>no mess
>did that for way too long
>>673717413
Anon, you cannot run away from your fate.
It will catch up with you eventually.
Of course...
I don't think you will be harmed.
If anything, it'll benefit you in some way.
God be with you.
>>673715646
lol
I want all of them anon, post them all.
>>673702411
>Play pokemon red
>all my pokemon only knew attack moves usually of the same typing
>>673717698
We got a troll historian here, folks!
>>673703216
what? you ate someone's genitals after mating ?
do you still have the tape ?
>>673702411
>Go on Ebuams
>Go on Something awful
>Go on 4chan
>>673717005
I only did stupid shit like asking the cashier lady at a poster store if they took foodstamps.
>>673717578
Why do people keep telling me this?
>>673718589
It has been foretold and foreseen.
>>673702411
I would pretend to be superman and pee as hard as possible. Usually resulting in a mess.
>>673702569
at art school we had a nude model with one. I just ended up calling him prince albert
>>673705485
>>673718683
By who?
>>673717413
Kratom is super widely knocked off product. Many companies are selling other products as Kratom. Be careful, anon. The effects of product labeled as Kratom can be unpredictable because the market is so corrupt and no one gives a shit.
http://www.vocativ.com/culture/society/choose-kratom-adventure-internets-wonder-drug/
The FDA doesn't regulate it.
>>673716500
niggah yea i did bc in germany its Kognitive entwicklung and shit i learned this in german and didnt know better
>>673714767
Track him down and let him feel your wrath nigger boy
>>673718998
I have 2 companies I trust, one online that I've talked to many times and researched the quality of their product (IAmShaman.com) or a go to this local Kratom store that gets it's shipments directly from the sources. I've talked with both of the managers of the businesses and get only the best.
>>673718998
The FDA is a joke.
>>673719225
kek'd!!!
>>673711984
did he dieded?
>>673717578
>>673718589
>>673718683
>>673718963
wow such huge samefag creepypasta shit-tier trolling thanks anon /b/ isn't shitty enough without you please more
>>673718424
no banana slugs eat each other's genitals after mating
>>673713450
You might be schizophrenic bro
>>673710179
swiss bro :D
