Help /b/, my dick is really weird.
When I'm hard it just points straight up and I can't for the life of me understand how they in porn can bend their dicks almost straight down when hard, or how when they don't touch it it sits horizontally.
What's wrong with my dick /b/ and how do I make it more bendy?
>>673690633
Gonna need a picture, faggot.
>>673690633
You have to cut your penis at the beginning of it. Should go 1cm deep in and you'll be fine.
Picture?
>>673690780
Only have two pics right now and they don't really show the problem, can't take any more right now.
Hmmm.. my cock is like that too, I didn't realize it was a problem
>>673690633
>how do I make it more bendy?
Why would you? It's an advantage.
>>673690633
copy pasta, don't fall for OOs faggotry
>>673690900
Why not? It shouldn't be a problem.
>>673690633
Are you Asian?
Its ok op mine bends it points straight out and a little down just like a banana looks
I'm going to go out on a limb and say you're a virgin. If that's the case, rest assured that dick angle doesn't matter at all. No girls care
pics or didn't happen fagget kill yourself
>>673690633
Nothing's wrong with it, thats a normal part of the xyz of a dick. Usually g spots (or prostates, you fag) are up, so your dick will likely hit them more in normal missionary sex.
Seriously tho your dick is probably fine, despite the aids on it
>>673690874
Cut my penis at the beginning? Wut?
>>673690920
When having sex and switching position with my dick still inside her, I'm scared it'll snap right off.
>>673691013
No.
>>673690960
Here's one pic. It's straight and not curved in any way.
>>673690780
>calls faggot
>asks for picture of another man's balogna pony
U wot, m8?
>>673690633
the dick is aiming directly at your gaping fag mouth, it's fag evolution
people with big straight dicks don't have this gene
Hi I'm a professional doctor.
Please post a close-up shot of your dick so I can examine the problem.
>>673690633
It just means you're 12.
>>673690633
You're not alone anon
>>673691162
Nothing wrong here. Just be thankful yours is straight. Mine (although 7.7 inches) had a slight downwards bend in it at about halfway. The Mrs. doesn't care but it's always bothered me.
>>673690900
>1415637283329.jpg
Gtfo copy pasta.
>>673691162
Gonna need a better close-up, remove your hand and take the picture from below your b0lls.
>>673691162
>When having sex and switching position with my dick still inside her, I'm scared it'll snap right off.
Well would you rather have a floppy dick that just bends its way through a vagina and is unable to use pressure on the right spots?
>>673691162
Looks fine for me
>>673691266
>it's fag evolution
kek well that explains it
>>673691444
trips of comfort, thanks anon
>>673691519
Only have a pic from above
>>673691550
Well, no, but a slightly bendier cock would be better if not just for some peace of mind so I don't have to worry about it snapping like a twig, already had some close calls
>>673691836
Well tbh you should carry on with the thought that you're still better than a lot of people who have dicks bent like pig's tail and have nothing to worry about.
>>673692111
Yeah, I guess it could be worse. Still, I think it's normal to always want something even better.
At least now I don't feel like such a freak seeing as how I'm apparently not the only one with this 'problem' or whatever you wanna call it.
Now I'm more curious about how the guys in porn can bend their dicks like crazy. Do they have 9+ inch, flaccid dicks??
>>673690633
If your dick was normal size, its mass would drag it down to a more horizontal position.
>>673692440
What counts as normal size anon?
>>673690633
Dude oneof the surgeries that they do to lengthened the dick is to cut I ligament that is on top of the base of your dick. They cut it and your dick hangs more and can bend straight down when hard. It only gives you a inch or two of length
>>673692542
This anon speaks truths
>>673692542
Here is a pic
>>673692526
Well, I can't speak for every man, but I'd say a dick that holds itself horizontally. You've seen plenty in porn.
(PS I'm just fucking with you. Mine doesn't have quite the steep angle yours seems to but it's not horizontal. I think you might be getting worked up over nothing).
>>673692542
That sounds painful, and I'm not that worried about it just a bit bummed out I guess.
Would never take a knife to my dick.
>>673692747
Thanks anon, that feels reassuring. It's not that anyone has complained or anything, it's just been quite scary a few times when the girls switches positions way too quickly.
>>673690633
It's cause their dicks are old and over used so they sag.
>>673693141
So I'll also have a sagging dick when I hit 40?
Sweet. Time to buy a Kamasutra book then!
IS EVERYONE HERE RETARDED?
I'm 41 and dick still stands straight up
It only sticks straight out when you cut the tendon to give you an extra couple of inches in length.
Most port stars do this
Side effect is your sick never stands straight up again.
FFS how do people not know this
>>673690633
Pornstars have more sex than you do. Through having so much sex the penis becoms more relaxed around the base and droops when erect.
>>673693306
It's kinda like tits. Time takes its toll. When you'e young, your dick stands tall and proud. As you get older, the mighty warrior keels bit by bit. So take pride in your rod, my friend.
>>673693495
I think this is the definition of: "Hey, this seems kinda logical so i'll call it a fact"
>>673693495
Really
Are you this misinformed
Cut tendon you fucking retard
Old men who had lots of sex still stand erect
>>673693410
They actually gain a couple inches? That's quite a lot.
Not worth it, though.
I love how pretty much any and all information regarding penises can be dismissed as bro science.
You guys literally have zero idea what you're talking about and it is amusing as all fuck.
>>673693729
Exactly
Rather have it standing straight up
Why most porn star cocks sit out horizontal. Even the guys who are in there early 20s..
Am 41 and still straight up
>>673693826
Then educate us, bruh.
>>673691162
How old are you OP no homo
>>673693410
This is correct
Google it if you need to
>>673694009
25.
>>673690633
Because they arent really hard in porn, they take Viagra so they can perform. A hardon that points up is normal
>>673691219
How new are you
>>673692542
Winner
>>673694108
any other enlargement secrets in that knowledge box you call a brain?
>>673690633
Well in porn not all the erections are natural, maybe drug let your dick standing but not rock hard
>>673694806
I did see this Louis Theroux documentary once where one young pornstar pumped his dick up, another injected something into it with this long-ass needle that made it stand up.
Porn is fucked up, yo.
>>673690633
Two reasons
1. Some pornstars have a surgery that lengthens their penis by cutting a ligament at the base. Side effect is the dick can bend more.
2. A larger penis needs more blood to get hard; a smaller penis needs less. The more blood in your dick the harder it is; inversely less pliable. If you notice in porn a lot of big dick guys are never really fully hard; there isn't magically more blood for people with bigger dicks.
>I'm a board certified urologist
>Bring me your dick questions
>>673695098
any bad side effects for 1st one who do i go see for that and any other ways to get a bigger dick?
>>673695098
>A larger penis needs more blood to get hard; a smaller penis needs less
This I knew from beforehand, and I guess I should be happy that I have a good blood flow cause I get so hard I could carve diamonds with it.
>>673695098
When i was younger and i saw porn i was worried because me peepee looked different, it wont peel like their peepee
But now i know thats because i'm uncut kek
OP, through years after realizing that too I've been doing some exercise while fapping, like slowly amd effortless pushing it down so it gets more movement and sex become more comfortable. I don't know what's the matter with porn actors, but mine is not that flexible by far.
In any case, if you have an OK sized healthy dick, the rest doesn't matter.
>>673695098
Is a frenuloplasty a risky operation? I need to get one but I'm really worried about it, having read some experiences where people said it didn't help a bit.
>>673695331
Scarring, no sex for two months, you need to take after care precautions. You would go to a cosmetic surgeon for it, but the worst part is what they won't tell you and that is the results are generally unpredictable. You might get an two inches you might get half an inch.
You can try a homeopathic method where you basically masturbate in a semi erect state, but never climax. You are basically forcing blood into your penis and in theory continuously stretching it.
>>673691519
Holy fuck
>b0lls
You massive fucking faggot, I'm cringing.
Different people's dicks curve different ways. Some people curve up, some down, then there's left and right.
Also, you can cut a ligament that makes your dick a little longer, but also makes it stick out straight.
>>673695754
All surgeries carry inherent risks, but a frenuloplasty is relatively safe. Results vary for everyone, but cases where it doesn't help are rare.
>>673695500
Same here. When I was younger I had a girl riding me reverse cowgirl and I literally threw her off my dick because she leaned forward and it hurt. A minute later she was in tears because she thought she couldn't please me.
Same here OP looks like pic related
My dick goes forward and then slopes down when hard
>>673690633
Upstanding belly-slapping boners are the hottest.
>>673695098
So if my dick goes up like op is it small?
I always felt like it was kinda big
>>673698990
No, it's tendon strength.
Like if a person has weak ankles.
>>673693410
41 and still dumb as fuck. Cunt my dicks like a fucken fence post at right angles to my hips. All natural, and fuck he's majestic.
>>673690633
Maxbe because the dicks in porn are bigger. Think of physics. Mass is heavier the more it gets. So your dick is not as heavy and just sticks upwards in your face direction
>>673690633
The reason their cocks is like that is because they cum many times while filming, thats why they're so bendy.
>>673699396
are*
>>673693410
lolwut
I'm pretty sure I'd remember getting a tendon in my fucking groin cut.
Happens to me too dude but not much you can do about it, unless you want the surgery. Makes some positions a bit more uncomfortable, reverse cowgirl for example I can't really bend my shit that way; so if you're that worried about it just find some positions that are work better. Its not the best solution but who knows maybe some stuff will loosen out later on and you'll be alright
>>673690633
Your under pants you sleep in them
Got the same situation. No issues here
>>673691162
Dont cut your dick my dude
>>673691340
this
I wish you lot would stop being a bunch of pussies and cut your dick or quit moaning.
People are starving to death as I type this, being tortured, forced to live in appalling conditions and you are crying on about about the angle of your erect penis like it is a serious problem.
Is this for real or what?
>>673695098
I was fucking this slut for a while bareback, did pretty much everything but mainly anal cause i dont like pulling out. for a little while after it was uncomfortable to pee, i figured I caught the clap or something but it went away after a week or 2. I chalked it up to uti since i was ass fucking this girl several times a week. Does this seem accurate?
>>673700089
OP here again, can't believe this thread is still running.
I won't cut my dick, I was just interested if I was the only one with this 'issue' or whatever you want to call it.
>>673700578
>People are starving to death as I type this, being tortured, forced to live in appalling conditions
There is always someone who is worse off than you. Doesn't mean your problems should be belittled just because of that, or else no one would be allowed to complain about anything.
>>673696322
Thanks for answering this, doctor. Much appreciated.
>>673700989
your dick is fine really (would suck/10)
stop being insecure, nobody love that (women & fags)
>>673691519
>>673702199
Thanks dude.
>>673702455
looks tasty
>>673702670
>>673702455
J
>>673690633
I also have the same condition. The positions I can do are limited. I used to complain, but I learned to just adapt to whatever dick direction my genes came up with.
my dick is between the two
>>673690633
Same here, but I have noticed that my dick tends to form the shape that has when the blood first starts flooding during the erection. If you have it in the right position from the beggining, it will be straight in the fully erect moment
>>673693410
>41
Still posting on 4chan dick threads.
>>673703511
I haven't noticed anything like that, for me it just depends on how hard I get. I usually get rock hard because of good blood flow and so it just stands straight up.
>>673703609
Come on, everybody loves dick.
>>673703609
You'll still be here in 30 years
>>673704487
who that bitch?
>>673704803
I wish I knew, anon.
I wish I knew.
>>673704487
I haven't read the thread OP its not necessarily a bad thing. It can mean you're better at hitting the gspot in positions like missionary. Just be careful.
stay safe op
>>673705039
I've read the thread and I've said I don't mind it that much, just curious why my cock was so different to the ones you see in porn because they seem to be able to do all sorts of weird Kamasutra-positions without having to worry about snapping their twigs.
And thanks, you too. Safety first!
>>673704487
>>673704803
>>673705032
lindsey woods
by sir saucealot
>>673690633
Your dick looks like 80% of mens' dicks. Bear in mind that porn actors are models - so they are chosen for having a specific look. It'd be like seeing the buff-as-fuck back-up dancers in a Britney Spears video and wondering what's wrong with you since you aren't ripped.
Porn producers look for men whose dicks either naturally lack the ligament at the base or who have had it surgically cut to enable their dicks to bend in more directions and pull off more positions without discomfort.
There's a reason 99% of the time people have sex in the missionary position. It's a position which puts a natural male penis in alignment with a girl's vagina.
>>673705515
be blessed my friend
>>673690780
Kek, I see what you did there
idk if its been answered yet but its from the way you'e fapped,
have you mostly jerked it sitting down?or with pants still on. theres your answer
>>673705241
I had a similar cock a few years ago. When i masturbate i tend to push it down a lot and it starts to feel kinda good. I suppose i've stretched the suspensory ligament a bit because now it isn't as high when im hard. I wouldnt worry too much. Occasionally during weird positions i feel a disconcerting "snap" in that area and my dick hangs a little lower for a while. but it doesn't hurt
>>673705796
Did you make all that shit up yourself faggot? That's all complete bullshit and you know it. Only little skinny dick faggots like you and op have gay dicks that stand strait up. People who have any sort of heft to their junk usually stand horizontal.
Checkum bitch.
>>673705515
Much appreciated, you're doing God's work my friend.
>>673706413
>Occasionally during weird positions i feel a disconcerting "snap
Jesus, I'd probably faint.
While we're on the subject of stupid dick questions: Can everyone else move their dick? Like, up and down? Never seen this mentioned or in porn. Gf loves it when I do it in her
>>673690633
The dicks in porn point down because they get surgery to increase length, but this tears the tendons that make it stand up.
Your penis is literally natural and you shouldn't worry about it. Stop watching porn faggot, it causes erectyle distinction anyway
Normal dick shape op. Mine's straight and bent downwards.
>>673706413
>Occasionally during weird positions i feel a disconcerting "snap"
>>673707587
what are you on lmfao
>>673707785
What are you on? It's fucking truth
>>673707587
What, like flop up and down?
>>673707587
>Stop watching porn faggot, it causes erectyle distinction anyway
Yeah, I've almost quit porn since I stopped smoking weed a few months ago. Used to endlessly download new pics and vids and jack it several times a day, now down to jackin' it once a week or less depending on if I'm going out on a date that week.
Feels good, man.
>>673707998
I'm still an addict, my life is so empty now that it's the only thing I enjoy anymore
>>673690633
there is a surgery were they cut a ligament above your cock and it gives extra length and it wont point up any more
>>673706413
Oh yeah that sounds perfectly healthy and normal... *faints*
>>673706036
Also found the vid on piratebay - Nubiles 'Let me in'.
https://thepiratebay.se/torrent/11678783/Lindsey_Woods_-_Let_Me_In_HD_1080p
>>673708074
I was pretty much an addict for 12+ years, you just gotta find the motivation to stop bruh, it's not good for you. Can't believe how many years I've wasted on shit like this. I deleted about 1.2TB worth of porn I had saved up over the years a few months ago and I noticed how I went from lesbian porn to regular, to anal and eventually into some really, really weird shit.
>>673707571
Anyone else?
>>673708351
Yeah, motivation is my biggest struggle. It's the same reason I don't work out, so I'm a fat fuck as well
>>673708351
thanks a lot!
>>673708459
since I have started to work out (a bit) I fap less often: from 4 times a week, to once a week.
I guess you need a physical occupation.
>>673691519
>>673690633
my dick bends down when i'm really hard. mabe you have a tiny dick and it has no weight so it just sticks up. personally, i'm 7.5". all the blood and shit in your dick adds to the weight to it can't just shoot up like a pogo stick. idk man. maybe you have cancer and your dick muscles are injured idfk
>>673708529
Yeah. On its own. No hands or hips
>>673690633
Got the same bro. its just muscle stuff. Nothing to do about it.
>>673708227
Damn, how do so many of you know about this?
I mean, I've been watching porn for a long time now, even seen many documentaries about it and I like to think I read quite a lot - but this thread is the first time I've ever heard of that.
>>673708430
What do you mean 'move it up and down'?
>>673708459
I'm underweight, or at least I was. Since I stopped smoking weed I've gained about 6-7 kilos now and am slowly approaching normal weight. I've also managed to get my shit in school together so I'll be graduating with a 'masters' degree this summer too.
We're all gonna make it, bruh. Just gotta put in the effort.
Oh, and I'd much rather start fat and work my way to ottermode than skeleton and go from there. All you really need to do is hit the weights, eat normally and you'll look good in no time.
>>673708499
Cheers bruh. Also, checked!
>>673708697
I've posted two dick pics in this thread, I'll let others judge whether or not it's a bady-dick.
>>673708765
Yeah, basically tensing a muscle near the base of your dick right?
>>673708622
Checks
And yeah, I just constantly make up excuses for myself, like why bother you have no one to look good for and you like food too much you working out won't make up for eating habits. I'm poison to myself, realize it and still can't get passed this mental wall I've built around myself
>>673706413
OH GOD STOP OP
SEEK A DOCTOR
.FOR THE LOVE OF GOD OP HOLY FUCK JUST THE THOUGHT OF THE CRACK JUST SDGSAHNN
>>673708820
Refer to >>673708860
>>673708765
Oh, right.
Yeah, I can do that too.
>>673708855
yeah just never seen anyone do it or talk about it. gf thought it was weird at first.
>>673691162
Am i the only one who thinks this kid looks underage? Mods?!
>>673690633
/b/ro u probebly just young and super hard, it will become less intensly stiff when ur over 20, unless u viagra.
>>673709103
>can totally tell age from dick and hands
>>673709075
Nah, pretty sure everyone can do it, just so mundane no one talks about it, sure its the same thing that makes my cock swing up when I cum
>>673708994
I don't currently have anyone special either, but that's what I'm working out for (and fitting more nicely into clothes). See it as a reward for working out, we all need a carrot to do some boring stuff like lifting weights/doing cardio.
Once I get a girl again I'll probably end up a skeletor again kek.
>>673709103
huehuehue
>>673709216
If you're enough of a fag, you can totally do it.
>>673708820
can you bend it down with force? without pain, of course. it probably just means you're really horny. i wouldn't worry about it, personally
>>673690633
the smaller a dick is the higher it points,
you have tiny dick.
>>673709291
You're right, but again, self poisoning and can't stop. I will try to take this to heart though
>>673709326
You're far beyond my fag levels then
>>673690633
contrario here, my dick is more down than in porn or some friends, its very thick, long and hard but can't go up. But pretty functionnal, just need to know if its normal
>>673709828
Nope, ur a freak!
>>673709952
Seems logical, I'll try it
>>673710069
Go for it, and godspeed anon!
>>673709952
>>673709828
many people are like you and me buddy
>>673710182
Seriously, why can't more of these kinds of posts exist though. Like, actually talking like human godamn beings and not a bunch of mental patience addicted to porn and animal abuse?
>>673710449
>not a bunch of mental patience addicted to porn and animal abuse
I'm getting too old for that shit, son.
>>673710827
But I'm right
>>673690633
Dude, your white and have a small dick, shut the fuck up and deal with it like a normal white guy by being racist
>>673709952
>3 inches ain't that bad, bruh.
mines 4
odd thing about it is that quite a few supposed straight guys like my little dick and like to suck it.
>>673711227
>being this edgy
>>673709952
if it can go horizontal then don't worry. like i said, you're probably just really fucking horny. if you want to have it be straight maybe trying to "bending exercises"...? you know, stretch everything out. i'm drunk so adios, friend. goodluck with your dick bending.
>>673711157
I know, I'm just saying I'm getting too old to just call people faggots for asking advice.
>>673711227
Pic related.
>>673690633
You fap too much that's why
>>673711468
Sauce on picture ?
>>673711468
4chans never going to change because it's full of underage b& that think it's edgy, porn addcits, serial killers who like rekt and fluffy abuse threads and sad lonely fucks who literally have no life. It's a cesspool of mentally disturbed.
I'm of the pathetic, lonely variety
>>673697629
Small dick, point and case, you guys have no chance, sexist and a small dick?
>golly gee why am i single
>>673711622
Don't know, got it from /b/ ages ago.
>>673711649
It is quite a dysfunctional coalition of people. That's what makes it interesting at times, though.
>>673711468
Got sauce on that?
''Why is my dick not like the BBC i see in porn''
Becayse your white, son.
>>673690633
Mines kinda the same way, but it doesn't start to hurt until it gets pushed down pretty well past the 90 degree mark.
If you can't do that, then I can see why it might be a bit annoying. Otherwise it's hardly a problem. Ive actually had two girls say I hit their g spot like crazy in missionary and with their ankles on my shoulders, and I always assumed that was why. My dick isn't particularly big or curved
>>673711897
Literally the rarest pockets of posts are interesting, 99.999% of the time it's filth and retardation.
you can help me? please i need help i am precoz and i dont want it anymore what i can do? give me some advices please is really bad for my life i dont have any girlfriend for that reason help please
>>673712015
You're not edgy dude, you're literally a psychopath.
>implying you're not lying to seem edgy
whats wrong with my dick /b/ why am i still single?
>>673711227
>literraly an animal
disgusting tbqh
>>673712089
Thx /b/ro
check this out:
efukt.com/21010_78_Percent_Of_His_Sexual_Partners_Quit.html
>>673712091
Lol
>>673711468
There has to be sauce for this. Plz delv.
>>673691162
Your dick is fine dude.
>>673712189
Hehe, seen it before :p
Become older than 14 and you will find that your dick isnt attached to your belly when hard. Let me guess, you also think roast beefy cunts are looser and slutty. Grow up
>>673712089
Sad to say its the truth, but i have empathy
>>673712172
Is that why hes the most asked for porn actor since 1998?
>>673693410
my dick doesn't stand straight up retard
>>673712044
Yeah, you really gotta pick the right threads if you want to have a shot at finding some good posters. But they're out there, especially now that more normies are beginning to frequent 4chan.
My dick is inbetween, like this
Can i get an explanation, wartch wrong with my dick you guys???
>also i hate niggers amiright hehehehgrsjbkfd
>my dick when hard
it's not small, but it just won't get straight. it's hard as a rock but points slightly downward... is this some kind of genetic thing? do other males in my family have this or am I just some kind of freak?
>>673711468
>>673712226
This needs sauce :(
>>673712555
Trip check
Yeah, but 4chan is probably some of my problem. On top of it being an excuse to not socialize, it's absolutely ruins my view of humanity
>>673712617
Freak
>>673712591
> guy has no balls
> guy has no foreskin
found the jew everybody...
Go hang yourself faggot
>>673690633
you got to stretch it. its like touching your toes. porn stars fuck so much its been bent.
>>673712472
He is being honest. It is called and erection for a reason. The average person isn't going to have a dick hanging lower than parallel with the ground.
You are either a softy or an oddity.
>>673712591
Could use a shave, its 2016. Otherwise sexy..
>>673693410
I'm 20 and mone sticks straight out. Never had anything snipped.. am I screwed?
>>673712795
What are you upset about?
>>673712253
Danks mane.
>>673712370
I am older than 14, wouldn't be posting here otherwise considering the age limit is 18.
>>673712741
I know that feel. I try to limit my time on here, but occasionally when I'm done with all the important stuff and have nothing to do, it's fun browsing it for a bit again.
>>673699947
nice puppy pecker
would take the knot/10
>>673712928
Its trim though
>>673690633
It'll lower as you get older, your dick is pretty normal, a lot of pornstars get the suspensor ligament cut, makes their dick hang a bit longer and is no longer able to stand up.
>>673713020
Yepp, impotent before 30 without question!
>>673690950
Yeah, Im more a fan of Imperative style myself, OO sucks
>>673712741
>it's absolutely ruins my view of humanity
Because your an idiot who takes /b/ seriously
you are the reason the rest of us are on /b/ your so fucking gullible
>>673712795
his balls are sucked up to the sides of his dick.
>>673713098
Looks bushy, would be a dealbreaker for me(ima girl)
>>673713184
>I post ironically so my mental illnesses are okay
Okay bro
>>673693410
mine goes slightly downward from parallel
yours isn't the norm, positions are just different. stop filling these young kids' mind with bullshit
>>673712617
Who cares? As long as it isn't unusually small and it gets completely hard, it's more of a blessing than a curse. Dicks are about functionality, not aesthetics. Your dick is optimized for doggy style and whatever you call the doggy version of the prone bone.
Unless you're a devout boob guy, you should be thanking your freak genetics
>>673692542
Is there any negative attributes to doing this? I have an uncut sespending thing and am curious if it helps during sex, since the penis is always going up, it kinda adds more pressure during sex. Cutting it would turn you more into a sausage than a tactical curved peen.
>>673711468
sauce
>>673713311
Damn, so you wouldn't fuck?
>>673713496
You want the bent up dick without a doubt, especially if it curves up also, the only con is it's worse for bjs
>>673713146
But my gf and I have sex like 3 times a day. Should I back off it a but or keep on going?
My ex gf and I went at it like rabbits. Estimate: 4 BJs 3 sex and 1 hand job a day.
>>673713583
>>673713583
Na, shave or gtfo ^^
>>673713893
Thought most girls like some hair atl east
>>673713834
Well, statistics show that downward penis gets impotent around 25-30 yrs.... sorry, but thats the truth....
>>673714013
Idk, i h8 it. Smoth on smoth feels so porno.
>>673714220
And sounds so fucking annoying, bush is noise insulation.
>>673714220
Would you send pics to my email?
Just become black and u will get a big cock. But you are black...
>>673690633
I found out that if you can buy some Bengay, then rub it on your testies, you will get a more flexible dick if you rub a lot on it
>>673714048
So no kids? :D
>>673714490
No, no - I hear it's tabasco that you wanna try.
:^)
>>673714490
OMG STOP IT IT BURNS
HOW DO I MAKE IT STOP
>>673714338
>shave
>solarium
>lotion
>clean cheats/cloths
>clean eating for less sweating
Then smooth is porno, once you try it you never go back ^^
>>673715163
I'll look like I have a kids dick
>>673714340
Im swedish, u?
>>673711468
Foud it! http://sexix.net/video22672-sexandsubmission-sas-3880-jada-fire-free-whore-kink-ebony-bdsm-3880_jada_mark_joey-mp4/
pretty disapointed. She didn't looked that much of a nigress on the pic.
>>673715163
If you are not fit it doesnt look good. But i only fuck fit guys..
>>673690633
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HAVING YOUR DICK POINTING STRAIGHT UP?
>>673715163
>clap
>clap
>clap
>clap
>clap
Gets annoying after a while, 100% prefer trimmed bush.
>>673715349
jag är sex år gammal lol :D
>>673715349
>>673715855
OP here, fjollträsket?
>>673715677
Nothing, I was just curious.
>>673715753
With two fit bodys it dosnt go clap clap clap
Theire might be a clap once in a while
>>673715855
Til sengs me dej
>>673715342
Aren't you actually a pedophile? You'd like to have a childs dick.
>>673716073
Heh, if you say so, I'll stick to my silenced sex and nice silky furry snatch.
>>673716223
NEJ MAMA
>>673716261
Nice projection
>>673716286
You do that ^^
>>673716364
Olaf Palme kommer och tar dej
>>673716706
Olof
>>673716706
nämen han existerar inte
>>673716959
>hvem er det som tramper på min tråd?
>Nå kommer jeg å tar deg
ded thread no dix
>>673712015
you are not edgy, you are just a shit with legs.
kill yourself you please, you're wasting my oxygen
>>673718553
really lil-pippy tiny oxygen wasted
This is probably the most interesting thread i've seen on /b/ before it got shitted up.
My dick stands straight up when erect and i never even considered that it could be a "problem".
>>673720022
It should stand straight up....
That literally means you're fine
>>673720022
>This is probably the most interesting thread i've seen on
Thanks buddy I do try.
>>673720022
>the most interesting thread i've seen on /b/
Fuck off newfag
>>673691219
And I thought I was a newfag
>>673717158
Why post this degenerate fuck, norsk jävel??
Åkt för många varv i rondellen?
>>673690633
I have a bad news for you fam. It's very rare rhino disease and doctors will need to cut your dick if you want to survive.
>>673720858
Noe sånt, stakkars svenske arbeidsløse homo
>>673721156
Spotta ut potatisen ur munnen och prata svenska, för bövelen.
>>673712015
These guys are white, why are they going to eat dog meat?
>>673721737
Dansk er med potet i halsen. Sorry dere som kommer hit for jobb, lær norsk, din knekkebrød homo
>>673720098
I knew that but seeing other people thinking it might be an issue is fascinating.
>>673720516
Not into traps, black dicks or peoples bullshit stories.
Probably been here longer then you too.
>>673722115
It's because of porn. Most of the people who post here only know of sex through porn, so expectations are severely skewed
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