Starting a thread with oc of my gf and I. Bare with me were doing this on a phone and taking requests. Pretty much anything goes. I will include time stamps as well. :)
December nice try
I need requests /b/tards!
12th day you spaz haha
>>673686634
make her take all the cutlery off her face and wash the whore liner from her whore eyes
>>673686750
>being this new
How am I supposed to eat without cutlery?!
>>673686634
>fag tag in ear
>my gf
burn the other eyebrow off faggot
>>673686634
Oh my Jesus god OP, that bitch is fucking ugly! If dubs you dump her right now and find a new not so ugly gf.
Get to the tits already.
>>673687010
newfag training needed
to reply to a post click the post number
>>673686750
pls tell me this is bait!
Tits asap
>>673687077
ill second that
Give her an atomic wedgie while she flashes her tits out the window. She has to look back at you over her shoulder.
>>673686634
December 3rd, 2010... Fuck off OP.
sharpie in pooper. each take an end of the same sharpie
>>673686634
KILL IT WITH FIRE
>>673687284
wtf is that
>>673687351
a very sad ass
>>673687351
prob the man's ass
Put your dick in her ear gauge
>>673687284
LOAD THE HARPOONS
uhh blowjob obviously
>>673687669
>>673686634
Samefag
>>673687284
im surprised theres no tattoos. was kinda expecting another flower blooming out of it
>>673687733
Let's see those tits then
>>673687854
the tattoo artist likely couldn't find a smooth spot
>>673687284
Flesh pepe
>>673686634
Push it in as far as you can dry. Post results.
>>673686634
Take out all her piercings and go back to college.
Let her wear a skirt with the panties you like the most on her!
>>673686634
rectally penetrate her using bleach as lubricant
>>673688362
Bump
>>673686634
>>673686770
>>673687284
>>673687733
>ugly top with pink flowers
>shitty tattoos
>stupid looking piercings
>manly, unattractive face
>flabby ass
>doughy, shapeless body
>sagging breasts
>awful smile
yeah, keep your clothes on and just fuck right off. we don't need to see this ugly cunt's cunt, or that faggots thin penis.
>>673688362
Do it faggot
>>673686634
write 'Felix' on tits
>>673687733
I would stick fridge magnets to her face
>>673686634
I have a request for you OP,. unlike these insulting nomarks.
If you are uncircumcised have your girlfriend pull back your foreskin on your flaccid penis and point at the head of your penis with a shocked look on her face. If you are circumcised have her hold her little finger next to your flaccid penis with a smile on her face.
There is not nearly enough amateur CFNM photos these days.
>>673686634
jesus christ, you two are uglier than a bag of mashed asshole. I'd hate to see that woman without her make up on, she's a god damn horror show with it
>>673687077
op is a fag.
>>673688488
oh! and a bottle opener instead of that green hole
>>673688538
did the man ask for tits or cleavage? Dumb whore learn to read.
>>673688538
flaccid penis into gauge
>>673688466
she was preddy
>>673688538
Full frontal nude.
>>673688538
This is going to go nowhere. Im out.
>>673687733
I request you dump her, kick her out, and fap to some God tier porn, you know you want to.
>>673688695
roll
nudes nudes nudes
>>673686634
spread pussy?mb?
>>673688695
Roll
>>673688519
Sure thing
>>673688538
she has two bottoms
noodz
>>673686634
too much shit in her face/10
>>673688538
sourpuss
I bet those tits sag to her belly button
>>673688766
Dubs has spoken
>>673688538
No nipples, shiity pic
So edgy.
Just leave if not real nudity op.
>>673688829
she looks like she fell face first into a tackle box
>>673688695
>>673688766
Ok OP
deliver
>>673686634
how does it feel your wife is fucking another man?
Thats the face of a cuckold if i've ever seen one.
>>673688538
oh come on man, that doesnt make a man hard... you could use that shit to un-hard people!
youre a bunch of fucking whitetrash the both of you, disgusting fuckers.
>>673688766
Cmon op, can't weasel out of this one.
>>673688521
you should piss off then
>>673687284
whose fat doughy ass is this?
>>673686833
>>673687077
>>673687733
>>673688422
>>673688466
>>673688488
>>673688677
>>673688766
look at all those same digits!
>>673688677
i remember she told me she would try to fight me.
10/10: would wrestle with.
>>673686634
Anything goes? Shit in her mouth.
>>673688538
>those dead, souless eyes
she clearly wants nothing to do with this. Her BF is getting off on it because he's a cuck faggot, and she respects him less and less every moment he allows this to continue. I'll bet she's already expressed her disdain and discomfort, but he keeps encouraging her.
Hopefully she'll grow a fucking backbone and tell him to stop, break up with his cuck faggot ass and find a man that respects her.
But she wont. She's got a shit-show body and the face of 16 year old boy. Her daddy issues and lack of self esteem are why she finds herself with this pathetic, cuck-fuck kid that likes to put pictures on 4chan.
you two are pathetic.
>>673688778
I am going to fap so hard to you two!
>>673689070
HAHAHA
Anon calling it like it is.
>>673686634
want to see her ass gape!
pic related to me.
>>673688883
kek
>>673689270
what the fuck is that
>>673689070
>>673689270
Wtf is this?
>>673689242
>save thumbnail
good job anon
OP asking for request and then not delivering...............................
>>673689070
this guy has the feel of wisdom about him
>>673689445
want more?
>>673686634
Op wont deliver.
>>673686634
Yeah, I remember being this edgy and had my septum pierced. Then I grew the fuck up and got a respectable job.
>>673689587
not if you're posting those small pictures, I can't even see anything
>>673689518
they probably read what anon wrote about her really being unwilling to do this.
bitch probably admitted, and theyre fighting/arguing as we speak
>>673689518
>>673689658
He asked for time to deliver, let's wait and see.
OP and ugly waifu are probably fighting now because we've made them realise how fucking ugly they are and won't deliver.
>>673689270
it looks like a penis only smaller
>>673689065
Roll
nuts on forehead
>>673689658
If OP had any sense he's ended this shit. Really really cringeworthy
Tits or GTFO
Here's something better for the thread.
>>673689695
>>673689744
here is a visual aid to help
>>673687284
Please tell me that's a man ass. If not, I'm so sorry you have to date someone with hank hills booty
>>673687284
Hankhill/10
>>673689868
That's what we're looking for any more?
>>673687733
I can see the shame in OPS eyes, having to date someone with that many ugly ass piercings
>>673689922
tbh Hanks ass is the winner
>OP
>>673688014
Top kek
>>673689927
>>673687615
Underrated post
>>673689173
>>673689395
>>673689563
lol well you want some more? They're arguing right now. That's why they're not posting. Their relationship has been in trouble for a while, but tonight was the last straw.
>>673686634
look how happy she was in the first picture. Now she probably feels like shit and her whole day is ruined. you should all be ashamed of yourselves
>>673690133
Haha why lie?
>>673688538
I'd be unamused too if I had two shitty tattoos on my tits. Trashy'/10
>>673690294
>>673688538
I dare you to take her gauges off and lick the gunk that form around the rim
>>673689242
>saves thumbnail
>being this newfag in 2016
>>673689270
Your girlfriend's dick?
>>673690412
>>673686634
Closeup anus shots of the girl or go home..
>>673690412
SHE HAS TO HOLD THEM UP BECAUSE THEY'RE SO FUCKING SAGGY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>673690401
Why is the quality different?
>>673686634
never mind 'tits or GTFO', just GTFO, degenerates.
>>673688677
That face is longer than my life expectancy
>>673690412
nice nipples, let those puppies hang
>>673688538
your GF is pretty cute, pretty much my type.
I really like the piercings and tattoos.
8/10 nice catch op.
>>673687615
fucking kekd hard on that one!
extremely underrated post!
>>673690555
Tripz says you have to GTFO and remove your ugly unwashed asses
>>673690412
show your pussy
>>673690412
>>673688695
>Full frontal
>Shows partial frontal
OP is a fag.
Sharpie in pooper
>>673690547
Different lighting. Flash on/off. Phases of the moon.
>>673690412
You can't un-sag your tits by holding them up.
Your girls hot anon. Fuck her real good for me.
>>673690649
newest of new
>>673688766
>>673690738
Well this one technically but point remains
OP is a fag,
>>673690412
just let them hang. They're not as saggy as I thought they were going to be. They look pretty good
itt: new fags get baited
>>673690412
hold them saggy bags up
This thread is amazingly funny, capped for future ylyl and cringe.
>>673690401
Jesus fucking Christ that bush
>>673690649
Lurk MOAR
Smiles and no sag haha
>>673686634
Babbys first thread.
>>673690547
Also - not OP in case you're confused
we need to se her butthole!
>>673690888
great, now show us your pussy and asshole
BENIS IN BAGINA
Have her shit on a plate.
>>673690412
Lol when she gets preggers, god forbid, op is going to have a grand ole time playing in the sprinklers formed from having so many holes on her nips
>>673690617
Yeah she's pretty dope. We're trying to find another guy or girl to join as well. My high ass dick doesn't work to we'll :(
>>673691029
Reroll
>>673686634
You're near vancouver yeah?
>>673691067
>high ass dick
Tiny*** fify
Put a lock on her pierced ear.
>>673690888
Oh no, put le shirt back on.
>>673690888
Stick a quarter between the middle of the front teeth and see if it sticks there
how are those pussy pics coming along? I've got shit to do today
>>673691067
you near cincy ohio or northern ky? I'll throw her my dick and nothing will get "weird". I've bulled for couples before.
>>673691399
Dubs op must do it
>>673690888
nice trips
now show your penis, is it bigger than his?
Suck his dick amd take the load on your face
>>673691387
>le shirt
>>673690401
Kek you're fucking sad. Other anins will know who this is anyway, so I don't need to say much.
>>673691450
2short
what does she think of my piercing?
Here's pussy....
>>673691880
Finger his ass
>>673691815
Absolute faggot/10
>>673691880
That's the straw that broke the camels back. Im out.
Put smth unusual in ur pussy
>>673691880
Did somebody order Arby's?
>>673691235
Closer to surrey
>>673691774
I'm 7.5 inches, I swear it. is that still short? I've never had complaints about being small. I've had problems with ripping girls though, apparently I'm pretty thick, and some chicks wont let me go balls deep.
>>673691880
REVERSE OARS LADS THE GREAT WHITE BEAST IS BREACHING
>>673691880
>Here's pussy....
Hey pussy how's it going
>>673688422
Yeah, English people are fucked up 90% of the time really disgusting
>>673691880
now we know why OPs dick is broken
>>673691815
She loves it. She wants her hood done and wants me to get my ladder done
>>673692311
See>>673692155
They're canadafags.
>>673690133
That armpit hair. Was posted last night
I hate you
>>673692202
Not short at all
>>673691880
Bent over on all fours next? No piss poor form too. Arched back.
>>673691450
>>673691744
>>673691815
>>673692202
i want to see all of those
>>673691880
shoved in there
>>673690412
Ofcourse she had to have those fucking rancid-ass nipple piercings, I mean shit, every other conceivable orifice has had a bit of metal fired through it, why the fuck not?, excuse me while I vomit
>>673692266
All my keks
>>673691880
Surprised that's not pierced too you gross 10 dollar whore
>>673692418
Whatcha talkinaboot?
>>673691880
Roast beef/10
>>673693005
that like 6 dollar fiddy too much
Hmmm. Another set of freaks who have to be Tattooed and Pierced so they can express their individuality... just like everyone else does. How edgy and original. I am watching this thread for the inevitable dox by some hero anon and the following lulz.
>>673693229
I just had a counterfeit 10 lying around, I sure as hell ain't givin no Loch Ness monster ass bitch no real tree fitty!
>>673693647
It's almost as if.... You're both actually fucking disgusting...
>>673693647
wait... where is that cable going?
does OP need stuff shoved up his butt to get hard?
all my keks
>>673691880
>Full frontal
still only partial, OP do you need help reading?
>>673694185
it looks like she has dual assholes
>>673694185
do Anal next
>>673694185
CAP'N WE'VE SIGHTED THE BLOWHOLE
ITS LIKE THE IMPACT CRATOR OF A SHIT COMET!
post a pic of her licking you asshole op>>673686634
>>673694185
Must feel great to be fucking a 1.75/10 OP
>>673694617
a global exstinkion event!
>>673694617
kek
>>673694308
perfect description
Some of the most repulsive shit I've ever seen on 4chan
>>673694185
eat her ass out
>>673695655
>>673695745
No ones even bothering with your gross thread anymore, I suggest you both kill yourselves in the most painful way you can imagine
>>673695655
>>673695745
damn my being morbidly curious
its like a gore thread
>>673695655
>pushing the fat down
>>673696195
No pushing in this pic
>>673696108
it looks like her lower legs have melted into the floor
>>673696374
I'm actually quite enjoying your chick dude. Any of her fingering her asshole?
>>673696578
Looks like she's genuinely hideous and should be executed
>>673696108
>>673696214
>>673696374
looks like limp dick lenny failed to reach orbit like some north Korean missile
>>673696374
show armpits
This is now a roast thread
>>673697023
At first glance, its hard to tell which ones the asshole
gape that ass
Armpits it is
op legit
>>673697023
it looks cleaner than before
did she go and wash the ring of shit off?
>>673697023
Wow, nice. Now pussy and asshole together?
Post an Ass pic with your dick in her vag
>>673696578
>lower legs
Those are called hind legs, sir
>>673697287
He did with his tongue
>>673697369
you mean pillars of cellulite
Cum on her face op. tell her to put her glasses back on.
>>673697230
rim your mans ass bitch, wat r u waiting for
>>673697434
the only meal she prepared him too I wager
>>673687733
You can do so much better.
gape ass plox
>>673697701
are you gay
You guys seem to think this lady is ugly. Well I think she is beautiful and she'd proud of her body and we wanted to share this with you.
>>673697701
What do you mean?
>>673699293
>lady
You mean thing
>ugly
You mean a monstrosity of grotesque flesh and circus piercings
>pound of her body
Where did you find her? In a shelter for abused dogs?
>>673699293
Have a lovely day both. These neckbeards are just angry frustrated fat fucks.
>>673699293
Ugh we never asked for this....
>>673699497
I'm sure your just a fat ugly old man who has nothing better to do lol
>>673699410
You said am i gay.... so i replied no.
>>673699745
You're*
>>673699655
Then go away lol
>>673699293
fuck yea!, post more!
don't listen to those fags
>>673690412
Hideous
>>673699293
You think she is beautiful with the same brain that thought wasting your welfare money on Tattoos was a good idea?
Yea I am going to say you really need to stop trusting that brain of yours.
I mean the mere fact that you and her are not afraid of losing your jobs, of having friends and family members see these pictures already tells me your basically white trash.
You people make me sick. Get a fucking job.
>>673700313
Badly done, shitty trad tattoos to boot
>>673700644
The revolution begins
>>673701017
Very well
>>673701143
We must derail this horrible thread
>>673701382
Sheeeiit nigga, you know I'm
always down
you fuckers are retarded, you always complain about failure to timestamp, failure to delivar
here these two fags have done both and you're still not happy
fuck
>>673702146
>>673702296
Because he's a weird daterapist and she's "an fucking abomination"
>>673699293
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 22, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
>>673702296
it's the internet so I like to act tough XD
even though imma bitch irl
>>673702661
We need more I tell you more
>>673702829
>>673702829
lol don't call me a faggot I'll fuck you up!
i'm 6'4" and can bench 350 lbs i'll fuck you up lol
XD
>>673703221
Haha go on then, do it!, oh wait, you can't because this is the internet.
Everyone knows it's you OP, there's like only 4 posters still actually here
Your gf is fucking abhorrent OP.
Pic related
>>673703562
Shit, forgot pic, damnit, was going so well too, I mean apart from OP's carnage incarnate gf, but yageddit
>>673699293
Spread pussy?
>>673686634
Why do some people ruin their bodies with these hideous tattoos? I mean, are you trying to advertise to the world that you're a piece of shit?
