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Oldnewfag here, I left /b/ in '11 I've come back 5

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Oldnewfag here,

I left /b/ in '11
I've come back 5 years later to find out you don't have to noko anymore, and you gotta play a gay photoclick image captcha minigame now.

What else did I miss?
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nothing
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>>673676037
the panty raid
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>>673676037
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>>673676037
well as youve noticed by now, b has turned into a transvestite/gay appreciation board now. original content is dead, and pretty much everyone is retarded for traps now
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>>673676975
february not january, you mixed up the dates. try it a little less european
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>>673677045
Y so salt anon, it's always been this bad, just not about feminine penis
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>>673677045
>he blames everything on traps
I know they're shit but come on it's an easy excuse to explain how you aint contribooting to make things better
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Mort got a sex change and a job at Bing
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Boxxy destroyed herself with plastic surgery
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Tumblr got a very expensive ballpit at Dashcon.
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>>673677809
i contribute. you remember chip? i bumped his first thread after it almost died and encouraged him to keep pressuring his girl to spill the beans when he was about to give up
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Cmon guys, let's reminisce over the good old days
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>>673678821
you laugh you lose threads, nostalgia you lose threads, basicsally anything without gay ass naked bananas and fucking feminine penises
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>>673677968
o fuck
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>>673678527
I still don't think she cheated but we'll never know.
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>>673678493
That fuckin' ball pit..
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2svVkkNuSq0
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>>673679061
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>>673676037
Moot left and some fluffy abuse fags showed up. Thsts about it.
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>>673676037
Not a whole lot
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>>673676037
SAGE
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Also, there's this fucking banana that pops up in every YLYL thread now.
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>>673678493
lamo
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>>673679528
The one fucking text message I didn't see.
Thanks for the closure, based anon.
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>>673676037
Your erection
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>>673679792
i mean it didnt sound too serious, but she was obviously hiding something so who knows. and chip was suspicious about her and clarence from the start, so im guessing he had his reasons. id like to see a vh1 where are we now documentary on chip
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>>673679528
>chip
>mr randy
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>>673679986
Probably making huge gains at the gym while Baby has morning sickness from all the nigger cock she took.
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>>673680022
dont forget clarence
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honestly OP, chip debacle was the best OC ive seen on /b/ in the last year
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Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life.
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>>673679528
More info ?
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>>673677220
Triggered amerifag thinking their date/time is the only right and acceptable way.
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>>673680842
it was valentines day, a dude was mad his gf got off work early then lied saying she worked late when he was trying to make some kind of romantic dinner shit happen. he came to /b/ and naturally everyone egged him on and he fucking unloaded on her bluffing saying he knew she was cheating and that he had just fucked a girl the other day (he hadnt). anyway, lo and behold, the girl finally admitted to making out with some dude at a party, which OP wasnt expecting at all, and then broke up with her for real
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>>673680420
It was beautiful how she didnt even want to see Chip on Valentine's Day because she was "tired" and then several texts later she's harping on about how he wasnt there for her on Valentines Day.
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>>673681201
yeah lol just too used to reading it the same way. what countries use that system? cause im pretty sure european countries and even asian countries usually use the month date year order?
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>>673681230
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>>673681367
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>>673681605
whoops this one was first
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>>673677968

ALL HAIL TO THE NEW JEWEMPERESS
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>>673681230
Hahahhaha thanks mate
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Trap threads, trap threads everywhere
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>>673681732
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>>673681904
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>>673681708
I don't get it.
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>>673681957
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>>673681367
Eurofag here. Pretty much whole central Europe and partially asia uses DD/MM/YY
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>>673682101
shit i cant get the order right someone else do it
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>>673682194
i like how the gf got all mad when initially she blew chip off and didnt even give a fuck about valentines day
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>>673682055
I'm not surprised.
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>>673682303
why u gotta make fun of ppl like that? thats fucked up man
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>be in house for 3 days with friends smoking weed and talking
> searching for image I saw in /b but haven't saved in mobile
> "which being would you rather be" image
> 5 choices. Living in eternal paradise . creator. Immortal . living anywhere in history or fantasy and a last one
Can you help me find this image Bros ?
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>>673682323
>>673682194
>>673682101
>>673681957
>>673681904
>673681904
>>673681732
>>673681605

Thank you for the posting sir
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>>673676037
Moot is kill and Google nao
Gook Moot is new Moot
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>>673682388
that thing is not a people
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>>673682388
Is this more acceptable?
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>>673676037
In 2015, Jizzmas never happened.
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>>673682444
Please. Trips demands it
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>>673682685
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>>673676037
/b/ stopped liking cats
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>>673682303
Find it so fucking sad....
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50% of /b/tards are now traps.
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>>673682323
Yea that's how it goes with girls, you need to have the most failproof evidences or it's basically your fault since the beginning
Arguing with a girl is pointless you always lose

You're better off just taking your stuff (So she doesn't do shit) and then break up because "you know what happened" and leave
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>>673682722
Trips into dubs mofos
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>>673682808
It's sadder how the mom exploits them.
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>>673682685
Wow you actually found Pepe
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>>673682690
Fckkkkk someone knows why?
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Newfags don't remember the cardstand.
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>>673682975
Is that vegetable soup?
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>>673682526
theres a bit more, maybe it was funnier in the moment. kind of had to be there because OP was updating in real time and taking roll requests for responses. he thought he was being a hilarious douchebag and b thought he was going too hard on her for a prank, and then he ended up finding out he was actually getting cucked. fucking hilarous
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Prime example here
>>673682303
>2009
>>673682670
>2016
>>673682808
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>>673682996
Jizzus is dead, bro
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>>673681367
Majority of the world, with the exceptions of Americucks and Japan and a few other places, uses DD/MM/YY.
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>>673681708
top kek
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>>673683121
Great catch.
Tum/b/lr in action.
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Moots penis was revealed to be bigger than Trump's in the last Republican debate.
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>>673683174
MM/DD is better than DD/MM
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>>673683422
fag
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>>673676037
Colonel Jack is a faggot who never scored.
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>>673683477
It is though, there's less confusion in MM/DD
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>>673682788
Bullshit. No one would ever believe this
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>>673683422
Why? DD/MM is in order.
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>>673683460
Please post more, I'm heavily invested in this couple's love life now.
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>>673676037
>I left /b/ in '11
>I've come back 5 years later

>2011 was 5 years ago.
Fuck man.
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>>673683460
>never did anything with clarence

girls can make such bold lies
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These things are quite common, usually with lions and a sun or an ice sun and lava sun.
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>>673683557
It's a shame you weren't there.
It was too well crafted to be a hoax and OP/Chip was a boss about it.
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>>673683547
Because the international standard is YYYY/MM/DD, which is also "in order".
MM/DD is in order according to the international standard, whilst DD/MM doesn't fit in the standard.
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>>673683557
alright forgive my lack of order on the texts i should have labeled them by order posted

this is OP bluffing a breakup still thinking it's all a good joke and he's putting on a great show for /b/
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>>673683526
not much point in arguing it because we have both grown up using a different system and we are just use to it
no point in trying to tell someone otherwise
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>>673683792
Shall we argue imperial vs. metric next?
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Moot left
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>>673676037
Mootykinz went full-SJW then rage quit the site. Left it in the hands of a couple mods
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this is about the point /b/ was advising him it had gone too far and to confess he wasnt fucking anyone and it was all a joke and he was making fun of her on a thread on /b/ before shit got too serious but alpha chip only went harder
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He was assassinated.
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>>673683735
>>673683805
It really is a shame. I don't care if it's a hoax or not at this point, reading that a cheating slut is getting her relationship demolished is good news to me. I just got through a similar situation.
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>>673683835
See >>673683792
It's not about where you grew up, it's about the international standard that applies to all countries.
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>>673684000
oh yeah he posted this before that one. you could tell the chick was getting desperate but /b/ wanted chip to fucking break her
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>>673683526
That's because that's what your country works with and you are used with, dipshit.
It makes no sense to do it like that.
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>>673684098
I'm so happy he annihilated her ass
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>>673684000
Fucking alpha CHIP man. That was a fucking god threat. Chip based chip
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>>673684044
yeah but who would take that into consideration when someone says their method is retarded or w/e
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>>673684145
See >>673684044
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OP chip had explained mr randy was the gfs old geriatric boss
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you missed Trump cucks cucking up the place with their cuckiness.
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>>673684098
Holy fuck.
Chip sure had a big dick.
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>>673684044
Whoever thinks that is a fucking idiot.
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>>673684317
and thats before he knew he got cucked for real, he thought she was still his gf and he was pranking her hardcore
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>>673684280
It was at this point that I actually spat beer on to my keyboard, not even memeing.
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>>673684420
Yeah, I mean anyone who follows the established international standard that has been agreed upon to be the best possible version is clearly a fucking idiot, right?
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>>673684379
that it?
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>>673682996

Jizzmas was canceled this year because Jizzus Christ's stash was found by his bitch wife.

They had been having marital problems before apparently, but the discovery pushed her over the limit, so she destroyed all of it except for one tiny bottle that she missed, and they got a divorce.

Later on, on Jizzmas, Jizzus came to us and related the story, then someone rolled trips or something for him to drink the last bottle before starting again, and he delivered like the saint he is.

Pretty sure he's planning on starting up again, but no promises. Just gotta wait til' December.
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>>673684595
The international standard is day,month and year, faggot.
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>>673684757
Fucking bitch, thanks for the story
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>>673684610
no theres probably like 10 more, do you guys want them?

this is when someone on /b/ suggested he bluff that he snooped her phone
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>>673676037
You can't fool me. 4chan hadn't been invented yet in 2011
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>>673684772
https://www.cl.cam.ac.uk/~mgk25/iso-time.html
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When will USA accept the superior metric system?
Is it some kind of weird, pride thing?
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>>673684900
Dump them then faggot
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>>673684900
ah man dump that shit pleaseee
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>>673684900
That Chip though, biggest balls in the universe

Yes moar please
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>>673684863

No problem. You might be able to find someone who saved the screencaps if you look hard enough, I've seen 'em floating around here somewhere.
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>did u look through my phone??
it was this post by chip where you could tell she started getting nervous and the tide of battle was changing. this was her stalingrad
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>>673684947
All of our roads and shit are marked with miles. It's gonna take a long time and a lot of money to change them to kilometers. I think that's the main deterrent.
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Bumping with tits
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>>673676790
Fucking Goddammit kek'd hard
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>>673685125
>what did the texts say

lol spoken like a true innocent, i think this is when chip started to realize his suspicions could be true
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>>673685154
Never thought of it that way.
Have some more tits.
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>>673685334
heh
bitches
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>>673685334
wish i screencapped, this wa sthe post where chip said his stomache dropped and he wasnt really expecting her to have cheated on him
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>>673684900
>This is getting sad
SAVAGE
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well i guess she had his best interests in mind
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>>673685406
Pretty much this.

>YOU FUCKED SOMEONE ELSE AND YOURE MAD ABOUT A KISS?
Piece of shit.
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>>673684757
Thanks bro
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chip had explained that it was getting hard for him to screenshot texts because she was blowing up his phone
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>>673685683
Similar experience once. It's a weird feeling being hurt by your SO and being relieved you aren't worried anymore. The break up is liberating but hurtful. Weird thing, that.
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>>673685683
We don't need your gay comments hurry up
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>>673685666
fucking checked
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>>673685841
i like the comments
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>>673685841
STFU you colossal faggot, he's on point
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>>673685683
Don't listen to him
>>673685841

What a fucking bitch
I don't know what I'd do if my gf kissed another guy at a party.. I guess I'd never trust her again
I've had several gf but always let them do what they want and never checked their phone or anything
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>>673685791
im loving the drama
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>>673685947
Shut the fuck up normie. Go back to leReddit you stupid bitch
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>>673684757
proud owner of a vial and mixtape from 2 years ago kek
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Only here to see these text messages
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>>673685978
I wouldn't be in that position because I'm not a fucking cuck
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>>673686013
Chip did a good job that day.
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sorry guys the captchas are fucking failing me its taking a while to post i think im triggering spam settings or something
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>>673686203
it's ok anon just keep going
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>>673684379
Post moar
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>>673686203
Fuck them street signs.
I think it happens after 30 posts in 24 hours.
You know it's bad when it goes to three separate solves to post.
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>>673686203
lol she "lingered" a but but stopped when he tried to use tongue

you notice how bitches never fucking admit to shit . wtf is lingering without tongue?
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>>673676037
Oldfag from '07.

You should have stayed away. It's only gotten worse.
Enjoy your nude bananas and trap reposts, because that's all you'll be getting for the two months that cling onto this place.
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>>673685666
The fuck!?
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>>673676037
The furries have gotten into gore and like to draw pictures of torturing guinea pigs that speak in baby talk it's pretty wierd
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yeah the fucking street signs are killing me, and then going to bodies of water, and then storefronts
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>>673685666
when was he here?
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>>673677809
Stfu nigger you're probably a trap or banana fag, kill yourself
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>>673677045
every things always been about traps retard
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>>673686203
Moar
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>>673686447
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>>673686447
just refresh til you get easier ones
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>>673686447
Lol who did you fuck
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cracky still missing
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>>673686447
>wasnt inside more than 10 minutes


am i the only one who thinks 10 minutes is an absurdly long time for just a quick "linger" and then her "rejection after he used tongue". like it took her 10 minutes to "stop" this dude from kissing her???? and this is her own estimate, probably needs to be rounded up for an hour to account for the blowjob and fingering that never got mentioned
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>>673686447
>10 minutes
>10 seconds
This lying bitch couldn't make her mind up
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>>673686447
i fucked ur mom bitch
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>>673686605
SAVAGE Kappa
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>>673686107
>4chan is a special club and you dont fit in!!!!
>you dont even know our MEMES!!!!
>go back to redit, which i hate because hating it makes me fit in!!
>im special because i browse 4chan all day!!
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>>673686733
That's more brutal than Ronda Rouseys K.O.
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>>673686733
damn son. that's alpha
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>>673686733
Do we know what candice looks like?
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>>673686738
No. You just shouldn't be here because you ruin whatever is left dipshit
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>>673685666
satanic tyrion trips
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>>673686733
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT.
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>>673687000
Fucking maple syrup bitch
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>>673687000
Checked.
So are they students then?
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>>673687000


this one then came next, which i posted above out of \order

>>673682101
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copyable triforce:
  ▲
▲ ▲
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>'11
Its your lot that ruined this here

>'07, thats how long I've been here and let me tell you, we had to manually search through pages for good OC, no catalog, just one great thread every day, it was a glorious time, some sites come close to replicating it but none have quite the same feel
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>>673681367

Are you really this stupid?

I guess you are a millennial?
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>>673682782
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>>673687332
Naah mate
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shit totally works
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>>673687329
I know of this person's face, but at the same time don't. Who are they and why did I know of them?
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>>673686352
Kissing. A lot. Probably for about a minute. Most likely groping.

And she says she passed out but wasn't in the house but for 10 minutes? Bitch fucked him. Way too painfully obvious.

You can also tell by how much she's begging but simultaneously trying to shuffle the blame back over to him. He cheated because he KNOWS she cheated, and she's still denying it.

Here's where the real mind games come into play: She doesn't actually believe him when he says he knows. She's asked for proof and for him to pick up the phone. There's two reasons for this. She wants to know HOW deep in the shit she is. She will NOT admit to shit, until she knows for certain of how fucked she is. And secondly, she wants to soothe his anger with her voice. She wants to plead for forgiveness while acting hysterical and then calm to simulate a resolution to the conflict with her mannerisms. Women do this often. The best thing a man can do is stand back, resist physical contact, and stay objective to the situation. Women know that men think with their hearts and they abuse it.
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>>673676975
what's that thing in the upper left corner? is it a website or something that can estimate when a get will happen?
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>>673687237
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:(
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>>673676037
>gay photoclick image captcha minigame
Because if Obama, Tumblr and SJWs, gay is not allowed as an insult anymore.
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>>673687319
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>>673687330
>inb4 Clarence tongue raped her mouth
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>>673687426
its the cosgrove syndrome
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>>673687510
No, it's because we live in the 21st century, you fucking savage.
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>>673687319
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Post the rest already faggot I'm trying to go to sleep.
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>>673679528
>>673679528
this was the last one in the string sorry posted it first


i think this was when op said he was just goign to ignore her for the rest of the week and post an update later that week. this was the pic he posted of the girl
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>>673686733
BTFO!!!!!
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>>673686463
feb 24th
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>>673687663
Dam
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>>673676037
‏>greentext has been disabled
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>>673687449
this is some good analysis. dont forget that he didnt cheat though, it all started as a bluff when he posted on /b/ saying he felt like fucking with his gf and taking requests for what texts to send. he made up the part about meeting a random girl that day and fucking her, i think that was someones roll win
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>>673687770
U mean 24 of February
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>>673687477
yes
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>>673687663
Pretty hot. When did all this happen? Seems like chip was looking for a reason to end it anyway.
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Vegeta is a meme.
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>>673687817
I wonder how long before she turned on Chip and started blaming him for what she'd done?
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>>673687825
>autism
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>>673687449
thanks for the lesson bro, i won't forget it
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>>673687880
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>>673687825
fuck you amerifag
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>>673682388
shut up
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>>673687816
>be me 12
>greentext all day back in '06
> flashforward '16
>no greentext
>mfw
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>>673687877
lol it happened on valentines day evening, thats what made it so epic.
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>>673687946
>amerifag
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I had said if she werent my daughter perhaps I'd be dating her
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>>673687891
i dont know but as someone who got cheated on recently thats exactly what happened to me. bitch tried to blame me and her excuse was i didnt propose for marriage so she didnt feel there was enough commitment
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>>673687817
I'm aware but yeah. That's important to consider. She got baited pretty hard but she had a feeling about it, so she spent most of her time just test-biting.

I think the way anon broke it off at the end was the best possible conclusion. She wouldn't have brought up someone else kissing her if she didn't feel guilty about it.

Basically, if my wife was kissed by someone, she'd tell me and be more worried about me going to jail than being mad at her. She'd know I'd edgelord the sly fucker's house down.

>>673687891
I sincerely wonder too. I hope anon didn't take her back. No one deserves to be in a relationship with a manipulative piece of shit that's willing to lie to get their way. My sister has been through three marriages. It's painful to watch from the outside and I can only imagine how it must feel for her and her kids...
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>>673682444
Something like this?
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>>673687936
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Frieza's army, and I’ve been involved in numerous planet raids, and I have over 3,000,000 confirmed kills. I am trained in Ōzaru warfare and I’m the top Saiyan Warrior in the entire universe. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am sensing your pathetic power level and your aura is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven million ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Capsule Corporation and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the galaxy, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>673688068
amerifat
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here was the other pic. chip said he would come post updates again in a few months, maybe someone can make a thread tomorrow evening
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>>673678075
Whut?

Is this true (apart from the shitty shoop on the chin on the right, plus using a 35mm lens to squash her face in the middle pic)

>request for boxxy without makeup
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>>673688238
>you didn't buy me a 3,000+ USD ring, so we must not be that serious

Not even fucking surprised after some of the pathetic excuses people have used.
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>>673688359
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>>673687877

This. After making her go through all that it was obvious she had never fucked that Candice. But he was just looking for a reason to break up.
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>>673688068
i'm sorry i just thought that you were more of an autistic faggot that green texts single words a reply probably because it most represents you, beta ass motherfucker
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>>673688364
>that painfully obvious photoshop
A small chunk of vomit got lodged in my throat for a second there.
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>>673687770
Actually, it clearly says February 27th.
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>>673688476
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>>673688271
I miss those so much I liked the you get so many tokens and here are the super powers you get to pick from ones, those were my favorite
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>>673688310
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>>673688412
yeah im not stupid it wouldve happened either way, glad i didnt waste any money on a ring or worse a wedding
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>>673688364
when did this all happen, anon? i am kind of surprised that other anons rolled good posts and no stuff like "lmaof" or "fucking dubs, faggot"
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>>673680300
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>>673687825
>>673687946
>>673688068
>>673688359
>>673688433
>>673688476
This thread just got interesting again.

Let's see how this obvious angsty Britbong handles this other Britbong. Who will win the passive aggressive wars? I would tell you what I think but you're not much for listening anyways.
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chips story deserved its own thread. a pitty that you didnt screenshot the thread itself with the chat. but who knows, maybe someone else did.
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>>673688728

Wondered too. This has to be old 4chan or OP just picked the best options.
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Hello, this is Steve. I would like to talk to you all about a VERY EXCITING BUSINESS PROPOSITION. Drop me an e-mail at [email protected] to find out more.
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Thanks for all the Chip posting. Great start to the day.
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>>673688888
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>>673688464
yeah well he prefaced his posts explaining that his gf had been super distant lately and not spending as much time with him, and always working late with this dude clarence going to his house to do some kind of school project even when she didnt have to because it was a friday or she wasnt part of the group and she was just helping or some shit. basicaly he was probably getting cucked the whole time and she sounds like the type of girl who cant admit shit. when bitches admit to cheating its always like 10x worse than what they say
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>>673688842
tbqhwyf im just posting smug girls
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>>673688906
"Steve is is is great"!
Wow. Steve must be pretty great!
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>>673688906
>Your family is in the background
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>>673688864
Strangely, /b/ took a shine to Chip and gave mostly decent rolls.
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>>673682690
That's disappointing.
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>>673689053
Nigger
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Were you here when this guy and his friend Dustbin were gonna fuck moot up?
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>>673689021

Oh okay. That's some really important info. Changed my mind. She definetly cheated on him.

Happy it ended that way then.
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If she weren't my daughter perhaps I'd be dating her
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>>673685154
The UK uses miles as well as metric for measurements (building, engineering, weights for shopping)

The two can live together
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>>673678493
>>673679322
>>673679728
this
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>>673689053
like the autist you are faggot
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>>673689156
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>>673688728
it happenped on valentines day, just a month ago. well like i said earlier his first thread was pretty small, it almost died and i was bumping and trying to tell him to fucking post more screenshots before 404. so there werent too many people rolling initially. the epic thread almost died out the minute it was born but we nurtured it and brought it back to proper fitness like an escaped wild t-rex on jurassic park island
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>>673689053
Keep at it because you're completely destroying >>673689026 this guy, along with my sides.
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>>673689239
you too fam
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>>673676037
some faggot posted "some of you are alright don't go to school tomorrow" which was followed by a school shooting I forget where tho.....
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>>673689263
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>>673689224
i don't get it
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>>673689247
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>>673688852
other anons did, i didnt save them all, only got the text reposts in following threads i made asking for people to save since i didnt have time. the threads were moving fast, probably went trhough 6 of them because they kept 404'ing from reply limit every 10 minutes
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>>673689156
>>673689239
I've seen a lot of people reply with smug anime faces. I've seen a lot of spilled salt because of such things. But never this much.

It's like you could pack it all into bricks and build your own little Salt City. Just be careful of the mormons. I hear they're very territorial.
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>>673689248
the fuck you saying fuk boi, pointing out people that ain't me
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>>673689429
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>>673687237

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>>673689429
You do know they don't let your kind be blessed with the eternal salvation?
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>>673689369
Sorry for the faggot website but it explains it nicely.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/dashcon
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>>673689421
i really would like to know what happened next to chip. i do imagine that she met him after and convinced him to give her a new chance. women can be manipulative.
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>>673689299
say's the libtard nigger fucking,gook loving, amerfat autist faggot posting weeb shit
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>>673680420
>>673679528
Could you guys tell me the tale of Chip please?
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>>673689098
Is that Master Chief?
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>>673681230
>>673680300
>>673679528
I want to read this whole fucking thing, someone post
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>>673689697
It's all in this thread.
Capping the entire threads was pointless due to the speed and variety of posts you had to get through.
Chip tied it up nicely.
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>>673689621
ill make a chip appreciation thread tomorrow night maybe we can flush him out. he said he is a regular b lurker but he didnt expect such a big reacton on /b and said he was going to lay low and go back to lurking, with possible updates in the future
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>>673689721
You rang?
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>>673689642
>libtard
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>>673689848
nice. when is tomorrow night for you? i am an european anon.
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>>673689500
How would you know? Faggots aren't allowed on hallowed ground.

>>673689541
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me.
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>>673689742
nigger i just fucking did its 80% in this thread
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>>673687330
>She'll never drink again
>It was the drink
Kek
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>>673686738
Well I mean 4chan has been a place for social outcasts to feel like they can express their opinions from the beginning. So yes, it is a special club and PC cucks like you that try to defend places with all those "xD le may may" faggots certainly dont fit in.
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>>673689642
Hello, sir. I'm the plant manager and if you'd be willing to come in today, say around 3pm, we'd love to have you aboard. I'm sure you'd be a fine addition to the Morton family.
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>>673689936
im honestly not sure if chip is euro or american, he was posting around 10pm PST on valentines night i think, cant be sure
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>>673689848
I've capped this thread seeing as you've done most of the work with narration.
I'll re-title the phone caps from 1 to ??.
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>>673690221
i think i got most of them but i might be missing 1 or 2, i bet they would come to light in a chip thread if someone makes one later today or tomorrow night
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>>673690145

I look forward to meeting you
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>>673687089
No, the kicker is she's the grandma of someone in his class.
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>>673689914
Not you diesel

Here's 20 menthol cools, now fuck off
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>>673690221
i know theres anons out there with caps of the actual thread with chips writings, i never saved them
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>>673676037
nigger i been here since 2/14/2004 poo smd smh tbh fam sempai baka desu roody habeeb it
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>>673690725
Gtfo nigger, nig nogs aren't allowed
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