ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
i already said my secret twice in thread that were literally the same as that
>>673670477
wow sweet secret
>>673670030
I'm gonna kill myself on my 21st bday
>>673670589
i gave a blowjob in a movie theater on a first date with a guy, i dont mind saying it again
>>673670760
did the cum make the popcorn taste better?
>>673670030
In highschool I cybered with the girl my best friend was basically in love with.
>>673670030
My first boyfriend tried to rape me.
>>673671344
how did he fail?
my dad used to have his way with me when i was younger
>>673671555
how was it?
I crossdress from time to time when I get too horny, and put a dildo, which a friend bought me as a joke, to good use.
>>673671473
I kicked him in the jaw and ran away.
I jack my little brother off when I babysit him.
I have seen and enjoyed cheese pizza.
>>673671867
dick tease
I am monitoring this thread. For science.
>>673670760
tits or gtfo
>>673671958
I was 15.
>>673672134
hey hey what if its a guy
you never know man
I let my brother lick my nipples when I was 11
>>673671637
at first it hurt but after a while it was pretty good
hes was definitely well hung
>>673672134
Fuck off with that bullshit, ya wanker!
>>673672287
you started to like it?
how'd he bang you?
>>673672134
You're doing it wrong newfag.
I tried to car a finger in the back of my moms friend
I fingered a friend on the mother of the backseat of car
I don't pee in the shower.
Not a secret, but that's fucking disgusting.
I DON'T HAVE ANY SECRETS
My boyfriend likes to eat shitty fast food out of my pussy. It kind of turns me on too.
>>673670030
I love dicks but I don't let anyone know it even though I have a girlfriend.
>>673672502
yeah i started to like it it helped as i got older
and what do you mean how?
he never did anal or anything crazy if thats what youre asking mostly just in my pussy and sometimes oral
I like the smell of my own used panties and often sniff them.
>>673670030
i make money online with adult stuff and lie to my gf that im a programmer, she hasn't seen me working since i lock myself in my office and promote this
http://www.crakrevenue.com/?referer=1092669
>>673672502
Incestuous father; you're getting off on this?
>>673672796
bullshit. there's no such thing as shitty fast food.
>>673672859
fuck off u fucking stupid faggot im a veteran and b has come to gay u did done diddly did do doodly debbie drake
>>673672859
You should tell your girlfriend. I bet she'd love to have a mmf threesome with you!
>>673670030
I wear diapers after a motorcycle accident 2 years ago and no one knows so far except my family. the thing that sucks the most is I cant go to or have any girls stay the night at my place. So I havent fucked in 2 years and it blows.
Okay, you got me, OP...
I've buried the bodies, the money, the plans, the proof and the information to bring back Gilgamesh from banishment buried in my backyard.
I want to ditch my wife for her sister...
>>673670030
I am a youth pastor's wife. Husband is super christian evangelical, almost oblivious to technology. I'm the prim-proper faithful christian wife. But I've been on /b/ since I was a young teen.
tldr: I set up gangbangs with black men when he's on speaking engagements and "revivals".
>>673670995
didnt went in the popcorn, but salty popcorn IS better
>>673673533
Vile.
i took my sister to disney world for her birthday and fucked her everyday we were there
>>673673364
That isn't an excuse whatsoever to not have sex with anyone unless you're a beta like myself.
>>673670030
She thinks that honest is one of my most closely held principles.
I've been lying to her this whole time so she keeps sucking my dick
>>673673285
As a femanon, I second this motion. If my partner was curious, I would be more than happy to introduce a third party to the bedroom.
I really like my best mates sister. I think about fucking her a lot. I've also stolen her knickers before.
>>673673701
*honesty
>>673670030
I'm so sick of my stupid ass husband always fucking up, and I'm especially sick of his small dick.
I want to drug-gangrape someone
>>673673743
>>673673285
Agreed! I wish my boyfriend was bisexual.
>>673673802
Been holding that one in for a while huh?
>>673673856
That is my fetish.
>>673673802
get BBC on the side. Every time he fucks up, you get to cum. Make it a ritual. He does something you don't like, go cheat. When you're feeling strange move in and out of you, you cum harder.
I wanted to pretend to be a woman and post edgy bait in this thread but then I just said fuck it because I'm too lazy.
>>673673889
hey i mister me-seeks look at me!
im bisexual
I pick up addict whores, use them and leave them miles and miles from where i picked them up
usually outside the city
its the shit
>>673673992
Well, it takes more than 1 to gangrape. What's up!
>>673673919
Meh.
>>673674074
post your husband
>>673670030
I waited outside my moms room for 20 minutes with a sword to kill her. Sounds like a fag thing to do because heading that makes you think "they're only reveling in the idea of it". I was dead set on it just because I didn't care and I wasn't thinking ahead. Got bored after 20 mins and left. I honestly would have probably chickened out but who the fuck knows :^)
Not trying to be edgy, my secret is just that shitty and small.
>>673674074
Yeah, is he gross? I wanna see if he's gross.
I don't necessarily want to kill myself but I honestly do not give a single fuck if i die or not.
>>673674133
For wat.
>>673674262
i wanna see if he looks like a fuckup
I was introduced to porn when I was six and started masturbating when I was eight. I subsequently viewed girls my age in a sexual light and never shook that off.
So basically I'm halfway a pedophile. Not completely, since the attraction is neither primary nor exclusive. I fap to adults out of principle, and when I really need to scratch the itch I fap to hentay and not actual 9 year old girls.
Im going to prison for sexually touching my step daughter for 6 months.
>>673674262
So we can all laugh at him, duh.
>>673674295
fuck off u fucking stupid faggot im a veteran and b has come to gay u did done diddly did do doodly debbie drake
>>673674201
I'd rather not because if anyone I know sees this they'll probably gossip like a bunch of stupid skanks.
I actually hear voices in my head telling me to do things. It's not like in the movies, I'll just be sitting there thinking about something, and hear someone tell me clear as day to do something, even though I am alone. It varies what I hear, it can be anything from take the dog for a walk, to go build more rabbit traps for winter, I even get the occasional kill this/that/them, but not in like a murderous way, just in a just do it way. It's been like this for as long as I can remember, but I don't dare tell anyone because I prefer not being viewed as a crazy, and with this+the dreams I'm sure someone would try fuck me over with it.
>>673674301
How old was she?
>>673674065
in fact, the best one i ever did was recently
> pick up 20 something heroin and xan addict
> skinny as fuck 4/10 off the drugs 7/10
> tell her she can shoot up in my car before we do the deed
> she shoots up, i start driving out of the city
> 30 miles later i fuck her ass, jam a glass soda bottle up it
> punch her hard and leave her by the highway
> drive home laughing
>>673674301
As you should
my friend posted this on facebook and I am blasting it all over 4chan to make him internet famous.
>>673674330
He's average though. I know I could've done a lot better, but I just settled.
My biggest fear/peeve is when girls cheat on me. If a girlfriend ever cheated on me, I'd dump her in a second and be genuinely extremely angry and hurt. I'd probably consider killing myself in front of them because I'm a suicidal faggot.
Yet I've cheated on both my ex's, multiple times. Didn't really give it a second thought, I have no personal issue with cheating when it's me doing it. Never got caught. I'd lie through my teeth to deny it anyway, and I'm so "innocent" I'd probably get away with it. Currently dating a girl I love, would still cheat on her given the chance.
Whoops, I'm an asshole.
>>673674443
Wow. So you function with these auditory hallucinations... all the time? That must be really strange, anon. Any other schizophrenia-like symptoms or is it just those?
>im gay
>>673674562
I like your friend
>>673674736
then join in the fun share it.
>>673674483
second best was the deaf one
ill pre type the story cuz its kinda long, oh man
it was great
>>673674562
On facebook? Good lord.
>>673672610
>I tried to car a finger in the back of my moms friend
I tried to car a finger also
>>673673674
well considering I cant tell when Im gonna piss its a problem.
My friend passed out drunk as hell on the floor one time when we were at his girlfriends place, so I unzipped his pants, pulled the back of his pants away from his ass, and shit his pants. Then I zipped him back up, went to the bathroom, wiped and passed out on the couch.
I woke up that morning to his girlfriend screaming and freaking out, because in his sleep he rolled around, pushing a lot of the doodie butter out of his pants and smeared it in a nice semi-circle around the white carpet.
She broke up with him, and he quit drinking, still believeing to this day that he shit his own pants in a drunken stupor.
>>673672602
i always love when someone get fucked like that, always thinking its like someone might maybe be a girl...?
TITS OR GTFO
yes! im part of the gang
I murder animals.
>>673674562
Looks like a funny guy
>>673675040
This.
the other night i was speeding home to take a massive crap but couldnt hold it. got off the freeway to look for a bathroom. stopped at a gas station but it was closed. zoomed off to side street, parked but it was too late. i already shit a little. pulled my pants down and shit alot. cut off my boxers, wiped my ass, threw boxers down drain. shit was the worst but i feel accomplished that i handle it like a pro.
I want to be forced into sexual slavery, maybe made into breeding stock for powerful men. Just physically and mentally ruined by constant fucking and pregnancy.
Post firefight in Afghanistan, accounting for bodies, weapons, etc. We'd been doing a cat and mouse game with a group of Talib an who'd attacked several little girls (like 6 to 9) for learning to read, killing a couple of them.
Came across this Pakistani, took 3 rounds to the chest and 1 to the leg, he's bleeding out. I look him right in the eyes, I see panic and desperation like he's begging me to just finish the job. Starts mumbling at me and reaching for his AK.
I kicked it a few feet away, stepped on his chest for about a minute, never breaking eye contact. I watched the life leave his eyes, all the time wishing there was a way to cause this ignorant bigoted fucker more pain. He killed little girls for wanting to know how to read.
Left 3 weeks later, got out 6 months later. Never told anyone home about that.
Fuck that country, fuck that whole region. We'll never change those animals.
I fucked a 16-year-old
> I was 16 too tho
>>673673533
Feel your pain, im super attracted to my girlfriend's sister, flirt heaps take creepshots and have sniffed panties
>>673674296
Same guy here.
I also wrestle with my personality often. I love gore and death; it really pleases me to see that shit. Knowing that I can get off to children and am excited by the suffering of others (though strictly adult humans; children and pets really piss me off) is one of the reasons I often think of suicide. I deeply, truly want to be the kindest person I can be. I want to be the best person I can be so I can be worthy of the girl I love. But I know that I have these desires, and they make me question my humanity. I often wonder if I'd ever be worthy of her, and that scares me. I've lived my entire life to make myself the man fit to marry her, but I might be irredeemable scum anyway.
>>673671344
Why tf is this a secret? Get his sorry ass in trouble what the heck
>>673674443
These are actually dangerous auditory hallucinations, man. Schizoid behavior tends to only get worse without treatment.
I fucked my friends Mom a few times when I was a teenager.
>>673670030
I want to be a serial killer as my full time hobby/job once my future is stable enough. But we don't always get what we want :^)
>>673675460
It was ten years ago. No point now. I wish I had told someone, but it's way too late.
my secrets... holy fuck can I write a book? although I am pretty open about stuff to friends family knows nothing. I am a low-key pedophile? idk saw some fucked up shit as a kid maybe 13 and it changed how I got off... I was molested by a childhood a lot. he was black. named nathan. I go to gloryholes frequently because I like using gay men for sex, even though I do not see them romantically at all. I feel like I am honestly crazy, not trying to edgy but yeah. I hear things, I see things. I have insane impulses to do violent acts to myself and others. I am currently on disability for anxiety and panic attacks. I have had incestial thoughts for as long as I can remember. my first sexual experiences were with men... I hate myself? I am too big of a pussy to kill myself but wish I could... I fantasize about killing my roomates in their sleep. or when they are awake. I keep myself away from guns and weapons because I am afraid of what I will do with them. from a really young age I thought sex was an acceptable reason to touch any one or force myself on people because it felt good. I have rape fetish and would rape a girl and kill her if not a pussy. have thought about breaking into my friends house to rape his little sister... I am just all sorts of fucked up.. and been on 4chan since 06..
>Non-euphoric Atheist
>Still goes to church
>Hoping to be the anti-venom to the young, impressionable minds being brainwashed with retarded, unquestioned bullshit.
>Don't give two shit about afterlife anymore.
>Has three Fleshlights
>Almost got fucking got caught with it.
i keep telling my family i'll go back to college in june but i'll probably kill myself before that.
i cant cope with the social anxiety but i also don't want to be a neet leech.
>>673675600
Sorry to hear that, rapists suck
>>673675343
A good start towards that would be posting your tits.
I ate bacon last week when im supposed to be on a diet
>>673675904
Edge lord
>>673675706
>Can't cope with social anxiety.
Take it step by step /b/ro. When a hamplanet is trying to lose weight, he/she need to be appreciated for the good steps taken as well as the negative criticisms they get.
Don't give up man.
>>673675634
Saw fucked up shit like what? What'd Nathan do to you?
>>673675806
There the ugly people losers are fat n ugly so no one really cares if hh
>>673675806
N they smell like dog poop
I wear a chastity device
>>673676114
Nt hey smell like shit
>>673671932
N is fat
>>673675353
I fucked a 15 year old
>>673675218
I have done this. I ate Taco Bell and needed to shit on a car trip. I pulled over on a lonely stretch of highway and shit in a bar ditch then wiped my ass with a Taco Bell napkin. I took my dog with me to watch my back
Also, I one time fucked my ass with a dildo my parents used. I was really into prostate simulation, but I felt very dirty afterward and never did it again.
I kissed a boy when I was 4 because he said he was a girl
Lol, I'm not gay btw
two of my aunts like to touch my penis when I was a child
>>673675345
Nuclear fire will burn them all one day and perhaps they can learn to be civilized afterwards
when i was 12 i let our family dog fuck me
>>673674443
The fact that you are so aware of yourself makes me believe you've somewhat outsmarted your own disorder. Well done anon. Currently struggling with borderline psychopathy at the moment.
I let my dog lick my pussy when I was 14.
my mom's car tried to mom me in the car of my mom's back.
I fucked my cousin when we were 15
>>673676574
you're girl or boy?
>>673676068
its hard to remember... the things I saw was cp though. in the raw. I was at a friends house and he went to bed and said not to go looking through his computer idk if he or his dad was a pedo but it was a fucking goldmine of just the most perverted things I kinda forgot about it til finding 4chan and then my descent into pedo world full into full bloom. but after getting arrested for having an underage girl I kinda changed my tune. I secretly still look at stuff but I feel bad now. motherless is normally as far as I go, I dont come on here much anymore because well I am scared. jail sucked. the worst part about jail was that no one would admit what they had done or take pride in it. it was fucking weird. everyone was the victim and it was just total bullshit. I hungout with the drop outs because of it. also because I only fucked a 16 yearold who I was in love with. she is dating a 40+ yearold now and pregant with his kid. this dude has fucked her mom and big sister as well... its so fucking dysfunctional. the older sister almost got me killed. you ever been told "theres a lot of hole sin the desert, they would never find you" YEAH that shit scared me.
>>673676598
Did you take the PCL-R checklist? If so, how'd you do?
>>673676632
it feels great dosent it
i was 15 years old when this >>673676293
homosexual fucked me.
>protip: i am a man.
>>673670030
Nothing major, but me and my bros burned down an abandoned house close to where I lived when I was in HS on one of our drunken, backroad cruising nights which we took part in the majority of nights throughout all of HS. Got a scar on my arm to remember it by from when I was running out of the house while it was engulfed in flames I tripped over something and my arm landed in some fire and roasted my arm pretty good.
>>673673666
Details? Come on you bastard...
>>673676632
good girl :P
how old are you now?
>>673675443
Why do you enjoy others suffering?
This is something very interesting to me as I am one of the most empathetic people I know
Also, never put all your hopes on one thing going exactly the way you imagine. Life doesn't give a duck about your plans and will find a way to change them. The girl probably won't make you a better person
>>673676553
I fucking hope so. I think that's why I hate sjws so much. They preach tolerance and love and whatever the fuck else.
Between Afghanistan and Iraq and my little stint in Africa I've seen so much fucked up shit I just want to get a cabin in the woods and live out my days there.
The fact that people honestly believe extremists won't be extremists as long as we give them hugs and respect their beliefs boggles my mind.
>>673675345
You did good anon. You did good.
>>673676714
im a girl
>>673674657
I'm not sure it's related, but I have had one long dream like a TV series, it just keeps going. It's hard to put words to, but it's basically just real life, but different. Like nothing special happens, I just go about my business and when I go to sleep, I wake up back here with no inbetween. It used to really fuck with my sleep schedule, and a lot of other things, because I didn't know what was real or not because I could remember things clearly from both worlds, and they would sometimes conflict.
I've started drinking myself to sleep(not in an alcoholic way), which see.'s to really knock back the dreams from every night to maybe once a week, and all I need to do is turn on the radio and the voices don't bother me. A fine example, while I was writing this, I was told "(my name), milk the cat", but my mind made sense of it to mean feed the kittens.
>>673676796
in the majority of WEEKEND nights throughout HS.
Derp
>>673676574
Girl or guy?
My boyfriends girlfriend cuddled me in her sleep, I was about 12 and she was 15 and had giant tits, it was a amazing night
>>673676819
22
>>673676785
It felt amazing, but I was so nervous about someone finding out, that I had terrible anxiety for a while after.
>>673674443
Doctor here. You should seek treatment, it will only get worse. Medication will make you a lot happier person.
i lost my virginity to my father.
>>673676800
like what do you want to know?
I used to beat the shit out of my gf's small dog when she wasn't around.. taking things out on the dog when I was pissed at her
>>673674159
>sword
lol u fucking fedora wearing faggot
>>673676981
my favorite thing was when his knot swelled up inside me
>>673676887
What type of dog was it?
>>673676196
Fuckin sissy fag. Lock that shit up forever
I don't whipe my ass
My cousin had his way with mr when I was like 7
I tried to rape someone in like junior year
>>673677274
he was a boxer his knot was pretty big too
>>673677268
Are you going to do it again?
>>673675443
What about suffering specifically do you like? rlly curious
i shit my pants 2 days ago.
>never trust a coffee fart.
>>673676831
I don't know. That's what scares me the most, I guess. I get the endorphin release when seeing it, that kind of excitement you feel when something tense happens. I don't enjoy that I like it though. It's always a vague feeling of pleasure followed by self-disgust, knowing that it's my "true" nature to like it. Again, while not very empathetic (Asperger's, not quite psychopathic but up there) I try my hardest to be.
>>673673889
Well I wish my girlfriend was into this
I'm bisexual (and/or a woman inside a man's body)
I once told her I like it up the ass and I got hard when she playfully put her thong on me
She really wasn't a fan of either of it
>>673677385
Did you only do it once?
>>673676737
I don't even know what that is. I'll look into it not. I am fully confident in my ability to manipulate people and have been doing it for years. Mix that in with all the crimes I've committed and gotten away with, I'm pretty sure I'm crazy
>>673676888
Wow! That sounds really interesting, actually. Drinking to sleep is a bad idea, though, when you have psychotic symptoms. It's more likely to bring on delusions and those suck. I have bipolar and I've experienced extremely long and detailed strangely mundane dreams before.
>>673677514
Sorry to hear that, anon.
Bisexual master race reporting in.
>>673677026
I don't want medication though, I'm perfectly normal and happy 99.999% of the time, and no one would be able to tell that anything about this if I didn't say anything. Medicine is for people who have real problems, not just hearing things sometimes.
i can only cum if the song "stranglehold" by Ted Nugent is playing.
>>673676792
I fucked a girl, it lasted about 20-30 seconds cause it was my first time and it felt too good to stop, then her mom brought us pizza and didn't even realize I fucked her daughter not even 10 minutes before
>>673677545
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychopathy_Checklist
>>673677545
I'll look into it* that typo made me seem like a Dick
>>673677718
i have an identical story but her mom was my wife.
>>673677124
What they and you looked like and where and how you did it
>>673677658
Well atleast I get to eat her ass
I love eating ass
I am currently dating,and fucking a 16 year old.
>>673676932
What
>>673677877
fuck off u fucking stupid faggot im a veteran and b has come to gay u did done diddly did do doodly debbie drake
>>673672610
Almost forgot about this
Topkek
>>673677894
That's totally OK in quite a few states as long as you don't film it :^)
>>673677124
I want to know the events leading up to it first happening
I'm afraid of mirrors
I recently bought helium so I could off myself, my mum found it and I just laughed and said it was for balloons
stupidest secret thread in a while, except for the schizoid dude who hears voices.
fuck you faggots
Even though i am in a great relationship with a girl that is gorgeous and straight up in love with me, I go on adult dating site and chat with women and webcam. I fucking hate myself every time i do it but i cant stop.
>>673674301
Hope you rot
>>673677433
oh ive done it a lot since then i even bought a dog just for it
>>673677894
does she have great tits and a tight pussy and ass?.. thats legal here anyway
>>673678018
Not in my state, fucking California. Bice beaches and weather tho... Only reason i stay
>>673678063
Kill yourself faggot
>>673677843
How old is your kid now?
>>673678030
I'm afraid of mirrors too. Don't kill yourself.
>>673678063
Whats yours mayne?
>>673674436
What does he do to fuck up
>>673670030
I fucked OP's mom.
>>673678123
Nice work
Big dog?
>>673670477
And you can to it again tomorrow and the next day and the next day and the next day and the next day and the next day and the next day and the next day etc.
>>673677664
You seem to be under the illusion that taking medication is for people with "real problems". Actually, those people, like most of my patients, are people like yourself. It's nothing to be ashamed of and it's certainly not worth ignoring.
From my experience, those who have chosen to avoid treatment often find it difficult to determine what is ok after a while. I would hate to see that happen with you.
>>673677736
Only about 4-5 of these don't apply to me, like the behavior problems or the second and third ones. And I think that's because im such a psychopath I realize those traits are undesirable.
>>673670030
Gave 4chan my nudes
>>673670030
Convinced a kid to commit suicide when I was twelve. I don't forgive myself for it, but I'm trying to accept that I was a cold and cruel person.
>>673677535
no ive done it ever since then
nothing can beat the way it feels t have that knot swell inside you and then blow load after load into you until you can feel yourself get full and swollen
>>673678262
Its what i do
>>673678200
Really? How badly? I've never actually talked to someone with the same fear, everyone i've told just sort of thinks i'm a bit weird/crazy for it
I raped my cousin last week...
She loved it..
>>673678188
i dont have any kids. ;)
>>673678289
Listen to this, anon. Very good advice.
I have a serious shoplifting problem. Work at Sears Hometown Store, have stolen almost one of every tool not covered by camera. I don't even need the tools, I just steal them to get back at my boss for paying me minimum wage for a job 10 times more complicated than what I would do at any other wageslave job. I also steal from Walmart, Kmart, etc.
>>673677916
What do you mean what?
She had a habit of cuddling things in her sleep I guess, and we were forced to share beds because no space in our house
>>673674616
I feel sorry for him.
>>673678123
So you have a partner or do you just fuck the dog?
>>673678216
EST here and i cant sleep because i may have seen a murder but didn't report it because i may be an accomplice.
>>673678342
>She loved it..
sounds about right.
I want to my 3rd cousin who is male to fuck me sooooo badly (also male) but he is very straight. I am mostly just attracted to animals, but he is the only exception @_@
Ik this sounds fucked up, but I'm actually incredibly normal in day to day life and give off a straight vibe lol
>>673678312
Same! I see them floating around sometimes... feels good, man.
>>673678409
ive had bfs and gfs but theres just no beating the dog his name is ace btw
LOOK AT MY DAB UH EVERYBIDY SAYIN DAD
I jacked off to a pokemon sprite
Literally just a sprite of a fucking pokemon.
>>673678575
Any of your partners know or join in?
>>673678595
which one?
>>673678417
4Am, and you saw a murder, not reporting it was an okay thing if you cant give any details as to who did it. Makes it look like you are hiding things
i sucked my uncle off and rubbed myself while he was sleeping ..i had a thing for him and it just all led to me doing that - i felt bad afterwards but nothing gets me wetter then thinking about that.. to put it in perspective, he had played around with me kinda sexually before
>>673673856
My dealer drugged me once and video taped it
>>673678595
It's okay.
I actually really want a blastoise to fuck me :(
>>673678682
Rattata thats his name right?
>>673678682
mudkip
>>673678402
Also have never been caught. Learned a lot about shoplifting law (and general large department store shoplifting policy) from my job. One time I had one item in backpack and paying for two others to look legit, beeper thing at door went off, they didn't bat an eye and said I was fine. Fucking retards
My secret is that I've started keeping secrets. I'm generally such an open and honest person but I think that I can often be too open. Lately I've been trying to keep my mouth closed and keep things to myself.
It feels good not having to tell people things all the time out of my usual impulsive nature.
>>673678698
I've fucked my uncle, and screwed around with two of my younger female cousins.
Any males get fucked by male dogs here? I want to, but I'm so scared of the knot :(
I never loved. Only obsessed.
I still love my ex gf.
>>673678685
thanks.
what if i contributed heavily to it? ambulance may not have gotten there in time.
I post bullshit that even a 13 y.o can see though on "Post your secrets" threads, yet people bite.
>>673678968
I can relate. I just latch on to people like a leech
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>>673674483
Is this actually true?
>>673678991
That's probably not a secret
>>673678924
You should be more scared of their claws... that's what fucks it all up.
>>673678886
details?
Im secretly a dog.
>>673678968
You are who i used to be.
I had sex with a girl I was talking to
I don't even know why, I was desperate at the time
She reveals she's pregnant and I haven't told anyone and currently trying to pressure her into getting rid of it.
I've fucked 7 different hookers (6 of them raw) and let a tranny suck my dick once
>>673678803
Why do you do it?
lonely
wish i had friends to game with
I want my gf to finger my boipussy, but I don't want her to think I'm a fag
>>673676836
People are animals. Some closer in nature and savagery than others. Had a few tours. My secret is I miss the rush. The rush of firefights. The tense shitscared patrols. My unit and my buds. I'd go back tomorrow and wish I was home the whole time.
>>673679097
Hello? this is dog.
>>673679005
You too..
>>673678803
Let's see the ass cutie :^)
>>673679002
Then, more questions than you will be prepared to answer. Although, if anyone can put you at the scene then you will likely take the fall.
Wtf is my dad doing here? Like look at his mouth, it looks blurry 0_o
>>673679093
On my phone but ask me anything.
>>673679195
Bring it to her slowly. My first gf fingered my arse while she jacked me off. Shit was cash. Lots of chicks have kinks that even they are too scared to talk about. She also wanted me to piss on her too. And I fisted her a couple of times.
>>673679080
idk ripped asshole sounds kinda worse than slightly bloody back
I'll bite. I've had a standing bench warrant for my arrest for the last three years. It's a living hell and I'm sure if I just dealt with it when in found out it would all be cool now but I'm a huge coward and I can't deal with it.
>>673670030
I went to sleep at 1 am once
>>673678803
Got Kik?
My nephew is actually my son
>>673679318
It's a weird picture, especially since my dad sexually assaulted me when I was young.
>>673679357
In the ass or pussy?
>>673672686
How is that disgusting
I like to go on Craigslist and look for guys to trample me in public places discretely. I look for twinkish emo/scene/skater types and surprisingly enough I have gotten responses. We usually meet up at a park bathroom later at night when it is deserted. We go in the stall and he tramples me bare foot for a while. One time I even did it at a movie theater. He sat in the top row and I laid on the ground during the movie and had his feet on my face. I love the danger of getting caught. It is compounded by the fact that I have a girlfriend...
>>673679375
What are you out on a warrant for?
A friend of mine is currently 17 and she's gotten really cute but for several reasons (3 year age gap being one) I can't go there.
>>673679442
same here but niece.
>"your niece looks just like you anon!"
>>673679032
I know they don't want my company, but I fail to ignore their existence.
>>673679106
What happened?
>>673677870
she was 12 and i had just got my DL and car she was/still is slender and i was 18 slim and tall (not sure why it matters) i convinced my mom to let me take her just us to disney for her bday
anyway we get there to the hotel room and im tired as hell so i pull out the bottle of scotch i brought from home and fix a drink shes sitting there watching cartoons and asks what ive got i tell her and she wants some so at first i say no and i take her swimming and when we go back to the room she asks again so i ask whats in it for me? she thinks about it for a while and says she'll show me her boobs so i gave her a little bit then she wanted more i asked her the same question and she didnt know so i told her i would give her half a cup if she took off all her clothes she said yeah and stripped down to nothingso i started to get hard thinking about all the things i could do and curious how far shed go so i told her if she would rub my cock id give her more she agreed and began rubbing it
I was raped by my brothers a lot
>>673677558
Yeah, I used to think it was really cool myself, but I ended up having problems with it because things we super similar, yet just different enough to matter. For example, my real life cousin Susan was just a female friend named Laura, so I would sometimes accidentally call her Laura without realizing. I would also get dates and times mixed up quite often, and have conversations based on the events of the dream that didn't actually happen. The one thing that I do really miss about having those dreams every night is that I have/had a wife and two kids, who happened to be the only three people who didn't have a parallel in the real world. I never actually saw them out right, it was always from behind, or at an angle, but I really did love them in a way that's hard to explain.
>>673679471
Oh sorry. Her pussy. I always rimmed her arsehole though when we 69ed. Man, not even bullshitting, when they clean properly it actually has a kind of sweet taste. I loved when I could actually shove my tongue inside her anus hole. It was hot as fuck getting deep inside there.
>>673679182
I'm sure the dog will love it, but idk if I will :(
>>673679573
I met someone who cared. Changed me.
>>673678667
a few have know and joined in but most dont know
>>673679570
>always been told something like this to me
F U C K
>>673679628
girl or guy?
>>673679711
Awww... :B
>>673671555
GREEN TEXT
>>673679628
ages and did you ever like it?
>>673679351
how did the thing with your uncle happen, did it happen again? ..also what did you do with your nieces exactly, were they willing or did you molest them?
I let guys fuck me and cum in my ass. I love it.
>>673679811
Girl
I hate my gf, when she was 14 she was a private fuck toy of a 21years old dude, he fucked her in every possible way, she was on his call. He have a lot of her pics and when she didnt wanted to be fucked he blackmailed her. Now i treat her the same way. Fucking dumb slut
>>673679902
You seem gross.
>>673679901
Does anyone know?
>>673679901
jane???
>>673671344
I'm sure he didn't.
>>673679357
But like I don't know how to bring it up. I mean I just feel really awkward about it.
>>673679801
its the little details anon. the little details.
>>673672881
TOGTFO
stupid secret, but I had anal sex for the first time last night.
>>673679711
Well, that's good for you. I guess.
>>673679851
First time I was 12 and my brother 10 & 16. And no I never fucking liked
My family thinks I'm well put together and has control over my life
Actually. I have a MASSIVE drinking problem, my house looks like something you would see in hoarders and have been single the last 2 years.
I need help
>>673670030
i ate my dog
I'm a 22/m working professional, with a well paid job, very good career, my own place, can sing, dance, play instruments, girls would say a 'good catch', very much into girls been dating a lot recently.
but... I secretly have a huge fetish for greying conservative old men over 45. i fantasize about being fucked hard by an older daddy type man since I was only 12 years old.
I think its because of some dad issues. Never was close to any of my parents.
>>673680035
Even if she's weirded out still stand your ground. If she loves you enough or trusts you enough, she shouldn't care. Maybe try ask her if she has any fetishes or kinks that you could both try out eventually?
>>673680113
Are you okay? Does anyone know?
I fucked my cousin while she was asleep. More than once.
>>673679815
For the record i am
>>673677894
And
>>673678886
>>673679853
It started rather innocently, we were playing in a large box eating sour candies, my brother heard us and thought the snavking soubds were us kissing. We were grilled about it later for a few hours, they didnt leave us alone until we admited that we kissed. Few days later we did and things went from there
>>673680182
what does dog taste like?
>>673672936
>hur dur dur I'm a veteran hur dur dur respect me for doing my job hur dur dur I deserve special treatment
>>673680133
Go to the doctor, anon. Your family doesn't need to know. I hope you get better.
>>673680262
salty milk and coins
shat my self 37 days ago
>>673680019
My younger brother told my parents
>>673680352
did your mom and dad join in after that?
>>673670030
I am a male and i have invented a device that pushes the penis back inside the body and folds your scrotum skin back to look like a pussy.
The device rest into between your butt cheeks and is surprisingly comfortable and stable and the result is believable.. once i perfect it further i will sell my idea
pic related
>>673680339
I shat myself the other day. I thought it was a fart then a bit of shit came out. I rushed off to the toilet and had violent explosive diarrhea.
>>673680352
And what was the outcome?
>>673673364
That's what you get for purchasing and using a motorcycle.
>>673680262
pot roast
i was stationed in Korea and they raise them like cattle
I let guys fuck me and cum in my ass. I love it.
>>673679175
Very intense orgasms
>>673673364
>I wear diapers after a motorcycle accident 2 years ago
>>673673364
>>673673364
>>673673364
>>673673364
>>673680201
I'll give it a try anon.
>>673680262
like lamb but less strong.
>>673673595
You're going to get caught.
Also, tits or gtfo
>>673680430
My parents completely disowned my brother
>>673680594
Why are you giving quite short answers?
>>673670030
I have never beated Demon's Souls
>>673680698
Never even played it anon
>>673673364
i see cocky faggots like you on the road and secretky wish death upon them.
>muh need for speed makes me man. ooga booga.
>>673680698
>beated
>>673680698
you deserve to be crucified
>>673680248
I take back what I said.
>>673673595
You should divorce if you're going to do things like that. Definitely don't have kids with him.
This is coming from a person with no conscience who thinks combat is fun.
>>673679663
Cool, my gf is just a sick fuck when it comes to sex, like she said she was ok with me biting chunks of skin off her (and no I didn't do it) and she threatened to rape me, she forgot her meds though so that's why she said it, but I know she meant it
>>673680698
>beated
I don't feel like I deserve my incredibly sweet gf. I love her very much, but I fear that one day I'll hurt her without wanting to.
>>673680670
Because there isn't much to tell. And I am on my phone
>>673680428
what's the point? except for trannies who want to wear a bikini?
>>673680811
Which is? Oh, i would think that im extremely lucky she found me.
>>673674159
Why would you kill your mom?
>>673680884
>threatened to rape you
If she was off her meds and I was you, I'd let her do it. I'm a sick fuck too and I got off on that violent shit.
I don't yawn when I see people yawn
good looking older man here.
i had a 13 year old girl offer herself to me.
I have 50% regret.
>didnt take it.
When i go home frome school and a person is walking next to me i always think off pushing him/her under the next car that comes speeding by ... my gf is the only person at wich i havent thought about it
The second secret i'm eighteen y/o virgin and i'm woth my firs t gf for alnost a month now and she is 2 years youger
One of my bigger reasons for not using social media is because I'm such a disgusting sick fuck that I want to be able to definitively keep my sick disgusting thoughts, ideas, opinions and fantasies to myself.
Besides, social media is toxic as fuck.
>>673681060
Madman!!!!
>>673679619
Continue
>>673681120
Did you have a 100% chance of getting away with it?
>>673677192
Pathetic
>>673681121
You are me, except i don't have the homicidal tendencies. Also me and mine been together for 6 months.
>>673681060
Amazing.
>>673677192
Fuck i hate cunts like you
>>673680506
I did not want to fucking see that
And
How does it make cumming feel better?
Are you gay?
Do you feel like a girl?
Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
I use Reddit. I'm not even joking. I even went through as stage where I was using it more than 4chan. I fucking hate it though and I keep quitting and coming back to it. I am still of the opinion that a lot of people on 4chan use it.
>>673681262
nothing is 100%. but the long term damage heavily outweighed the short term benefit of tasting brand new flesh. so I politely declined.
still, i wonder what it would have been like.
>>673681206
eh the thread is almost capped maybe another time
>>673681393
I read stuff on reddit sometimes. It's just another website... really no point in hating it.
