Waifu Claiming Thread - Total War Edition
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu
>Discuss stuff
>Talk shit about other waifus
>Don't steal/impersonate
>Have fun. It's mandatory
Ruby claimed. Cute and deadly
Obligatory claim.
卐 HEIL REICH 卐
Mugi claimed
Neutral Milk Hotel patmaster reporting in.
"..."
claimed
Adolf-Kun Claimed again.
Hail Reich! Hail Reich! Hail Reich! Hail Reich!
Ayyyy
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>673613314
Thanks Teto, your support will be appreciated and rewarded after out victory
Death to the tit reich
claim
Miho claimed
Do not fear, we shall be victorious.
>>673613190
>Neutral Milk Hotel
Brilliant!
>And hand-kun shall be the leader.
>>673613216
Your side needs a name, Holsts.
You can't have a cool resistance without a cool name!
>Best goth waifu claimed
>Except Ruri
卐 HEIL REICH 卐
Mistress Atago will reign superior.
>>673613432
>>673613466
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>>673613481
>>673613501
>>673613503
>>673613521
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>>673613603
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>>673613634
>>673613646
Welcome to the suck
neutral
>>673613466
Please enter this building so we can ''talk'' about the support for your Reich.
- Adolf-Kun
>>673613548
hey jenny! its nice to see you again!
>>673613634
Don't need a leader, that implies superiority when we're all capable of handling ourselves. We should just go into hiding for now and wait for this to blow over.
>>673613503
Heil, mein Führer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96HtY9XJSMA
>>673613609
I think i know what side miho will be on.
>when will the fighting end?
>>673613613
Death is the answer! Embrace it and see!
Well time to exterminate both factions and flee to Argentina.
>>673613887
>blow over
Reich
>>673613727
thank you for making those mostly
>>673613432
And I am back, found the image.
I claim Spider-Man
>>673613887
I agree. We're all sovereign here. We work better as a coalition. Let's have the war fizzle out and we'll work our way from there
>Until we get attacked. Then we become Back to Back Waifu War Champs
>>673614062
rip pats.
>>673614062
>>673613634
I agree
Supporters of the just cause what should we call ourselves?
>>673613929
Didn't you say you were going to support us?
Hey how about we go on a camping trip? I just know the perfect camp.
>>673614213
We'll be a noble and peaceful group that's not used for war, but for peace. Leadership is not needed.
>Until we get attacked. Then we become Back to Back Waifu War Champs
>Implying they'd have the balls
>>673614144
It's no problem, Neo-anon! Also, enjoy the war!
>>673613646
Atago is ultimately doomed to fall! A Reich cannot stand on a flimsy foundation!
>>673613727
Thanks Ruby!
>Enjoy the show
>>673614288
Milk Allies? The Holstaur Axis?
>>673613847
Great to be back
>>673614288
The name is less important than the cause. Call us what you will, I'll still fight for what's right
>>673613297
Claimed and loved dearly, but only when no one's looking. Wouldn't want real people getting the wrong idea.
>>673614613
Though it is kind of a bad time, people seem to be having a waifu war or something along the lines.
>>673614423
Remember when we we're all laughing and making jokes? Now we have a war going on. Good times, man. Good times
>Boy, they'd be in for a can of whoopass.
>I wish a nigga would
>>673614725
>only when no one's looking
You cannot possibly be this dense.
>>673614062
>blow over
Oh, it'll blow over alright
>>673613646
STOCKING! FLIP THE SWITCH! SCORCH THE EARTH AND ERASE THE NON-BELIEVERS!
THIS IS THE FINAL SOLUTION AND MY FINAL ORDER FOR YOU!
卐卐 HEIL REICH 卐卐
>>673614469
always love a good war
In traffic but I'm still keeping up with the clover app
Eh fuck it, I am fleeing to Argentina to wait until this blows over, hand-kun are you staying behind or will you follow me?
>>673614749
Soo, it's a not good time to come back?
>>673614401
>>673614749
>>673615025
dont crash while reading now, that would be a waste of a body
>>673614969
You pick a side? Or are you gonna join us over at Neutral Milk Hotel for some Pepsi and the upcoming firework show?
>>673615054
Depends, if you want to fight then its great but if not flee to some latin American nation.
>>673614893
When I said "real" people, I implied people I've actually met. Because you know, it'd be weird for them.
Oh boy, the earth's gonna get scorched. What do we do?
>>673614881
Yeah, I remember. To think Stocking would be the match for that fire, one of the more friendlier fellas in the thread. The irony in that shit.
>Boy, they'd be in for a can of whoopass.
>Because nobody fucks with the white mage
>>673614553
>>673614717
They are the Tit Reich, so sure lets go with the Milk Allies.
>>673614926
As you can see this war will be a short lived one, and Atago will be brought to justice. I just pray justice will still stand when its all said and done.
>>673615259
Hide in Argentina?
>>673615169
ohh there is no way im not taking part in that war, how could i miss that much killing
>>673615240
>latin American nation.
No thanks, i'd rather stay
>>673615336
Moo
>>673614926
Yes Mistress!
Activating the switch now.
They will all be executed in 3 minutes.
卐 HEIL REICH 卐
>>673615448
What are you trying to say, fellow anon?
im going into hiding
>>673615448
Its the great place to hide, no one would think that you went to such a shit nations.
>>673615494
When did this become a Nazi chat
>Oh wait
is it all over now?
>>673615357
You heard him, neutral party's going to Argentina.
>>673615494
IF WE'RE GOING DOWN WE WILL BRING THEM WITH US!
-Atago
Argentina seems great right now
>>673615687
I am already at Argentina with Mussolini.
>>673614926
>>673615494
aww man.. thats not fun.. there's no blood or anything that way
>>673615738
I-it doesn't have to end like this Mistress
Claim
Not the best story but best girl.
>>673615303
Stocking was the match, but Atago lit it
>>673615384
Ahh so I see you're joining in the fight? Have you picked a side?
>The Reich
>The Resistance
>>673615558
The truth
>I kid. I'm sure Latin America is cool.
Plus we're all in Argentina apparently. I hear Buenos Aries is beautiful this time of the year
>>673615672
When will the suffering end
>>673615580
>>673615558
I'm not a big fan of south America. I'd rather just stay here and see where this war goes
>>673615494
>>673615738
>>673615970
It does not have to end like this Milktanker, you can still prevent the end. You can still save us all. If there is a way to end this before you destroy us all then name it.
>>673615898
I agree with you on that.
>>673616028
Buenos Aries is a fine city, Mussolini and myself are there.
>>673615941
Our side, the Milk Allies prefers more conventional methods which might be more of your liking, so feel free to join
>>673616012
Great girl, indeed
>>673616287
Don't blame me if you get gassed or burned alive.
Guys we should just play some vidya instead of going to war
>>673616287
ok but be careful
>>673615738
This is a cowardly act of desperation. This doesn't have to be how it ends.
>>673616291
However, we musn't abandon the cause.
>>673616326
that does sound much more interesting, not like the reich ever did anything for me
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>>673616499
Don't worry, i'm good a hiding.
>>673616498
Patmaster approves of this.
>>673616291
I'm willing to listen to reason... Speak fast, Holstaur
>>673616621
>>673616291
Our Reich cannot be taken or destroyed, It is more powerful than any weapon or ship! Scorch the surface, tear it down! We will heal what was lost! The future belongs to us, to every father, every mother, every unborn child of the Reich! You cannot stop us! You cannot stop the future!
Hail Führer! Hail Reich!
Why can't we be friends?
do you think will mutants be born out of the impending explosian
>>673616668
Thats what the Jews told me, guess what happend to them.
>>673616028
And we'll be the water, no worries. The Earth will live on.
>>673616798
>Atago pussied out
War!
What is it good for?
>>673616028
>>673616801
>Not knowing what's happening to this board
I'll just smile and pretend to know what's going on.
>>673616798
>Peace talks were held
>>673616993
A waifu was is going on, join the Neutral Side in Argentina to stay out of this mess.
>>673616621
Of course not.
>>673616798
Destroying the world is not the way, there are other options for ending this fighting, peaceful options. Let us talk and I am sure we can find a peaceful solution to this.
>>673616854
Looks like peace talks are occurring >>673616798
We need some sort of organization where all anons can come together and settle their differences diplomatically....
Well, I didn't deliver to any methlabs tonight, small victories!
>>673617183
We need a waifu board.
>>673615155
It was standstill traffic, dropped my brother and his girlfriend off at her house and took a different way home. Almost home now
wait.. why is everyone talking about peace and love?
where's the stabby stabby?
Whats this about world peace? I swear if people won't allow me to gas people I will start a new world war.
>>673617255
Welcome back Fran! Glad you didn't run into any methheads! You missed the war, sadly.
This thread.
>>673617183
We might as well be the ones to create it. Waifu United or something relative to that, I don't know.
>>673617255
Hey Fran-kun, welcome back. Glad you don't have to do that again, that sounds dangerous. Don't want you getting hurt.
>You doing good?
>>673617303
Yeah, we may as well
>>673617369
Think before you stab, someone has to clean all that up. And it ends up being Fran and I.
>>673617377
Based on your medical history you've been gassing people your whole life.
>>673617151
A waifu war, you say?
Give it to me straight. What are the sides you can take, and which one benefits me the most.
>>673616835
I'm not Jewish though, so my bunker won't be made of sparkling gold anyway
>>673616768
After we make a coral reef out of that extraordinarily...
>>673617155
Wh... What the hell are you doing?
>>673617317
thats good, is it peak time where you live? or is it just always traffic everywhere?
>>673617587
The Neutral side, the patmaster side, the best side. Join us.
>>673617533
League of weebs
>>673617369
>>673617377
>>673617676
I think we all agree anybody not white and all muslims and jews are inferior to whites, we can still kill all of them but not if we are fighting amongst ourselves.
>>673617759
also called the boring side, nobody dying or anything...
>>673617427
How do I join? Should I be neutral and offer me and Fran's services to the highest bidder? Because that sounds like a good idea, anyone want a bio-weapon? Their names are Victoria and Gavrill
>>673617533
I also want to know
>>673617369
Stay close to your weapons, with peace conversations you never know
>>673617587
Tit Reich and Milk Allies
Milk Allies are guaranteed winners, so by joining them you become a winner
>>673617630
>>673617702
There was an accident where someone ran a red light. It's common at that intersection. Usually like 3 a month in this one place
i would love a waifu board
>>673617576
I won't disagree with that statment
>>673617587
It seems to be ending right now.
>>673617630
Ah, good point.
>>673617155
A world impure is an eyesore and unfit for god's light. I will cleanse this world with nuclear fire and purge it from evil. I'll miss you all, and I'm sorry I failed to make a pure Aryan world
Heil Reich
Atago~
>>673617907
Feel free too make any decision you want!
Djentlemen, lets not fight.
>>673617914
i never leave without it, you never know when its going to rain.. or have to stab someone
>>673617759
Sounds promising. I do like my pats...
>>673617893
If people and waifus are dying, then count me out.
>>673618038
God damn it how am I to gas people now?
>>673617907
I-we'd love to have you on the neutral side, Fran. You're all valuable allies.
>>673618038
>mfw I've stored my blonde white genes in a bunker far underground
>The human race shall live on past your barbaric war
>>673618038
I don't want to be kill
I can't even keep up reading this thread.
>>673617848
You.... You... but... No! No! The sword of anger is in our hands! We're past the point of no return!
>>673617759
Your endorsement speaks against the neutral party.
i world kill??!!
>>673618192
Well, it seems the war is over, with nuke.
I'm going to eat funeral leftovers, see you all later.
>>673618038
Mistress!
No!
>>673618038
Well, we've been Hiroshima'd. Game over man
Maybe now Obamacare will cover my health insurance
>Do they take radiation insurance?
So wait, when are the bombs dropping?
>>673618117
What even are the sides? What are we fighting over?
>>673617759
Everyone loves Pat's!
>>673618227
But if we don't hire out her sisters as mercs, how will we afford black market organs? Those things are expensive!
They are still being offered! Guarantied to kill whatever you need!
Alright everyone, to survive this mad war we have to gas Atago, but there is one problem, I am out of gas.
>>673618038
We can create the pure Aryan world together! By ending the world you are only making it harder on the true race to succeed and you might even end them for good! If we fight amongst ourselves we will never accomplish anything but if we join forces we can wipe them from the face of this Earth and bring in an age of prosperity the human race has never seen!
>>673618354
It is never too late, we can still unite and cleanse the world of the scum, together!
Thread
>>673618596
Don't need obamacare, you have Fran! Hopefully we won't all turn into godless abominations, but beggars can't be choosers
>>673614926
what is this girl from?
were mutants born out of boom
Nobunaga-Sama
>>673618489
Alright man, see you later.
>pats
>>673618564
>incinerated hand
>>673618635
From outside funding of course, I also have my own methods of bringing in money. No worries, we'll be fine.
>>673618701
Who can provide gas?
>>673618875
Much appreciated Fran! Now, can you help take care of my radiated 3rd eye?
Also
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>>673618949
Not me, I am in my Fuhrer bunker.
>>673619004
Maybe Mussolini but he seems to be running low too.
