ITT: We vaguely explain video games and someone tries to guess them.
Difficulty: god mode.
>RPG
>Four main characters
>One female turns into badass redhead
>redhead is actually main villian
>flying eyeballs
>have to kill various body parts of bad guy
>raccoon, pig, and turtle
>raccoon wants to fuck fox
>fox wants to kill raccoon
>steal stuff
#godmode
>>673599684
This?
>>673600269
Sly Cooper. Fucking easy
>>673600420
ding ding ding
>>673600269
Sly Cooper
dragon
best game soundtrack ever
>look for balls
>furry little friend
>time travel
>>673600979
stewie and brians time travel episodes
>I'm on a boat.
>Old fag with high voice.
>Blue niggers
>You might be blue niggers Jesus.
>No hand-holding here, bitches.
>four people
>kill knight
>time paradox
>kill knight
>>673599684
somebody answer this this is bugging the shit out of me, i know it but i cant name it
>>673601418
I might have made this too easy...
>>673601418
morrowind?
>>673601429
Chono-Trigger?
>I'm the villain
>Trias
>logic canon
>UPDATED M-
>>673601744
yeah... see, too easy... was it the blue niggers Jesus thing, or old fag with high voice?
>>673601754
nope
>>673601429
>>673601754
final fantasy 1 bro
>Drink beer.
>Piss on things.
and the dead give away..
>why do I want to cum on a flower?
>>673602029
Postal
>>673602024
ah.. yup... the time shit.. Chrono-cross was gonna be guess two (never played either... but.. time shit...)
>>673600979
>>673600979
>>look for balls
>>furry little friend
>>time travel
Need more?
>pointy ears
>come to weird game world
>old man tells you to build a city
>spend hours at the gym
>have no fucking clue whats happening
>shit everywhere
>>673602029
Bad Fur Day?
>>673602083
... if there is any flowers I'll want to cum on.. I might need to play that.
>>673602221
yup
>>673602160
quest for glory 4 shadows of darkness
>>673602024
right on the money
Kill everyone
>>673602270
wrong guess, just based off the peeing on things...
>master wizard apprentice
>yo nigga deliver this thing to this citty
>oh siege by spooky skeletons n shit
>kek u are the choosen one but actually evil n shit
>be good and bang the good girl or be bad and bang the hot demon chick and be cool with your dad
>>673599684
Grandia 2.
>>673602128
... not sanic..
not.. super monkey ball..
ah... not ape escape...
>>673602352
nope
>>673602448
Dark messiah. Fucking Leanna
>>673602538
No.
>>673600973
sky's rim
>>673602588
gotta admit taht was just a random shot in the dark lmao that game is nothing like what you described
>dead
>kill 4 dudes
>final boss is old dude
>tutorial boss is fucking big bro
>>673602900
Dark souls
>Cyka blyat rush B
>>673602745
Argonian Sex Simulator 2k?
Blue nigger Jesus has a better soundtrack any day.
>>673602949
WINRAR
>kill shit
>you gain brouzouf
>kill more shit
>kill half the population of China
>miss the presence of the crappy English voice acting
>fuck archers
>>673602973
CSGO
>>673602843
I should have said yes just to fuck with you.
>>673603097
Dynasty Warriors
>>673602448
Overlord 2?
Bang bang, reload, camp, fire in the hole
>>673602160
>come to weird game world
>old man tells you to build a city
>spend hours at the gym
>have no fucking clue whats happening
>shit everywhere
More clues
>wander around making friends by beating guys up
>eat a ton of meat
>>673603181
Yup
>Fuck, Man.. I gotta take all these pills
>niggers are gonna try to jank your ass.
>I guess I should eat my veggies...
>if I get much stronger, or hungrier, I'll eat those nigger.
>>673603294
Minesweeper
>Protagonist moves through various time periods
>Cthulhu mythos
>Slowly losing mind
>Corrupted memory card
>start game
>kill eye
>kill worm
>kill bones
>kill wall
>kill all that shit again but harder
>kill plant
>kill stone
>kill the moon
ok, here i go:
>be some kind of faggot alien
>be some kind of chosen too
>kill other alien niggers
>be in space and shiet
>???
>profit
>>673603299
Yakuza
>>673603402
Terraria
>>673603386
eternal darkness
>>673603214
nah it was dark messiah the other anon got it right
>>673603299
Punch club?
>>673603402
Terraria?
>>673603470
Too easy? lol
>>673603428
>>673603477
Nope, nope
>>673603467
>>673603428
>>673603181
>>673603104
I win this thread.
>Taunt Zeds
>>673603419
Harooo
>>673603596
Prove
>>673603596
But it wasn't yakuza
>>673600979
Jak and Daxter
too easy
>>673603596
except for Yakuza, was sure that was right lol...
>farm
>raise affection of girl
>farm more
>get married with girl
>more farming
>fucking farming
>hey
>listen
>>673603354
Puckman!
>>673603725
Harvest moon
>>673603671
>Harooo
wat
>>673603725
Stardew Valley
>>673603710
About fucking time.
>>673603755
Zelda
>>673603755
Street fighter 4
>>673603755
easy Final Fantasy VII
>>673603725
harvest moon
>world is pantheistic
>strong people are depressed/crazy
>I'm surprised there's not more rule 34 of the alien
>>673603775
Bingo.
except for Yakuza :P
>>673603755
Mario
>my lady gone
>fight death
>win
>go to hell anyway
>fight demons
>kill babies
>kill devil
>gfwasevil.jpg
>Stupidest game ever.
>No one likes playing it.
>Lots of people play it.
>it just keeps going, and fucking going.
>>673602160
ez, Digimon World
>>673603653
Killing floor
>>673603766
yarp
>>673603931
lol
>Kill thing with horns.
>kill 2 flying abominations.
>Kill wannabe spider woman
>Kill 4 fucktards who think they are important
>Kill 2 fuckbuddies
>Kill wannabe fireman by destroying his testicles
>Kill guy that's already dead
>Kill dog
>Kill faggot fire guy
>Die way too much in the mean time
>>673603939
Finally, bingo
>>673603755
Leisure suit Larry.
>>673603911
God of War?
>neat gun
>killer robot
>cubes
>fall a lot but is somehow still alive
>>673603931
Minecraft
>>673603911
Me tripping on acid
>>673603931
minecraft
>>673603911
Dantes Inferno
>>673603911
Banjo and Kazooie
>be faggot dude
>big lizard destroy village
>lizard almost kill me
>going to search lizard whit 3 random dude
>found lizard, kill it
>world is fucked
>kill real mad dude
>die
>rez
>>673603911
binding of isaac
>>673603931
roblox
>>673603911
Max Payne
>>673603779
Halo, in a jap voice.. I don't know man.
>>673604013
We already had dark souls.
>>673604038
nope
>>673604013
Dark Souls.
>>673604013
dark souls
>>673604065
winrar
>>673603939
Holy shit I'm mad at my inner child for not getting that
>LOL DNA
>Shoot things
>White tights
>Fuck a computer
>Get cucked by lizardman
>>673604070
Wii Sports Resort
> Just at home minding my own business
> Who is this fedora, overcoated jacket faggot at my door?
> Alarms
> Take the elevator
> Time to go to sleep
> Wheres my baby?
>>673604053
Portal
>>673604053
portal
>>673603931
World of Warcraft>>673603931
>>673604068
>>673604073
>>673604079
wrong
winner was >>673604065
>>673604181
kek no
>>673603931
IRL
>>673604190
yep
>>673604168
Fucking amazing piece of shit game. Still love it.
>>673604189
Sims
>>673604055
>>673604059
>>673604073
nope. I bet youre playing it right the fuck now.
>settle here
>make food
>get fucked by skeletons
>>673604189
Heavy rain?
>>673604242
/thread
>>673604070
Chrono Trigger
>>673604189
Easy, Fallout 4
ITT: bizarre, niche, retro hipster games no normal person has ever played.
>>673604189
fuckin fallout 4
>>673604334
Diabolo 2
>>673604304
badly describe games and other people guess what they are.
>>673604189
Call of Duty 55 The World is Gay
>Kill lots of giant bosses
>nothing more
far too EZ
>>673604369
Fuck off.
Eternal Darkness was a masterpiece.
Needs remade for newage consoles
>>673599684
>Gooooal!
>Vroom. Vroom.
>>673600269
Sly Cooper band of thieves
Yaaaay
>>673604369
>Dark Souls
>Fallout 4
>Portal
shall I go on?
>life
>fun to torture people
>>673604369
thats what makes the thread more fun, to see if other people have actually played them
>>673604414
Nope.
>>673604531
Rocket League
>>673604610
The Sims
>>673604070
Dragons dogma
>>673604369
> I guess I'm a faggot.
>good thing I spent moms money on this new gun.
>good thing I got fags to name this knife.
>good thing in three days there will be a new version of this game, that's just like the last 12.
that better?
>>673599684
>Dominican
>Came to the US
>In the military
>sergeant gets him into shit
>Dominicant gets into lots of shit and later on kills him
>be dragon
>collect orbs
>learn to swim
>Gas Station
>Short Hair best girl
>You're the culprit!
>nvm youre the culprit!
>jks god did it
>villain did nothing wrong
>kill
>spare
>bad times
>>673604304
yeah, Minecraft isn't even that bad if you mod the living shit out of it...
>>673604334
minecraft
>>673604689
Winrar!
>kill dragons
>you are dragon
>arrows
>pffft skeletons
>>673601514
>>673599684
Borderlands? Idfk....
>>673604686
Yep.
>>673604720
Spyro
>>673604720
spyro
>>673604720
Spyro
>>673604720
Spyro
>little creatures
>with a bunch of guns
>waging a war in the garden
>>673604673
>>673604168
>>673604272
Damn, feels good to see other people who played and liked this game, it was one of my favs
>>673602128
Jak and daxter
>You control what happens
>God eyes of view
>>673604765
Nope.
>>673604905
The sims
>Open world
>Go here
>Kill people
>Unlock new things
>Little bit of story
>Repeat until end
>>673604815
>>673604826
>>673604827
>>673604857
winrar, too simple
>>673604905
>every RTS ever.
>>673604953
Nope
>>673604956
Just Cause 2
>water
>shit everywhere
>shit surprisingly useful
>fucking demon chasing me
>died, still have useful shit
> english faggot
> running around
> bangs all kinds of bitches
> trigger happy
>You're the mayor
>build a town
>start off using sticks and stones to fight
>learn more technology
>start claiming more and more land
>build an empire
>entire planet gets wiped out by Ghandi's nuclear firepower
>Soldier
>emp
>save dude in fire
>the guy you saved is evil
>end of game you can shoot yourself to save world
>>673604070
Dragons Dogma
>>673604758
Anyone want to guess?
>>673605056
Golgo 13?
>PhD in bunnyhopping
>get job at some highly scientific facility
>fuck up on first day of work
>run from aliens and government troops
>kill big alien
>get pulled away from the space-time continuum by a creep in a suit
>>673604956
>modern western RPGs
>>673605056
Bully?
>>673605070
Animal crossing
>>673605070
sim city
>>673604762
>>673604471
either you guys are pulling my leg, and not admitting that you know the one I'm talking about, or, I made it vague enough.
-super hint- No one ever wins.
>>673605083
Civ
>be nigger
>get shot
>>673605083
Ghandi's adventure aka Civ 5
>>673605070
Gta v?
Easy mode.
> Fuck sorceresses
> Kill monsters
>>673605083
Civilization?
>>673605070
Sim city
Animal crossing:new leaf
>>673605133
Mirror's Edge?
>>673605083
CIV 5?
>start in forest
>go into hole in wall
>it's too dangerous to go alone
>eat mushroom
god tier
>>673604956
every ubisoft game since ac2
>>673603931
THE GAME
>>673605133
Half life
Guns on boots
Angels are bad
Hair summons demons
Witches and sages
>>673605133
Half life
>>673605133
half life too ez
>>673605133
1/4 life.
>>673605210
Mario Kart
>>673605150
*bing*
>>673605331
Bayonetta
>>673605185
some fucking incremental/idle game
im going with cookie clicker
>>673605209
Have you ever even played a GTA game before?
>>673604956
>99
>>673603911
That game where your pistol is called Boner?
>>673605398
Yes
>>673605281
sadly, yup... I'd say you are a winner, but, we all just lost... so.. yeah.
>chained to 3 other people
>in a dungeon
>have to escape
>AAAAH FUCKING SPIDERS
>AAAAH SKELETONS
>... a cube???
>>673605441
Of course
>You're a slave owner
>Force your slaves to fight for your own amusement
>>673605251
Zelduh
>>673605387
That's not Animal Crossing. That's the sequel that's only mildly better than the previous shitty sequel
>planecrash
>where the fuck is timmy
>kill big fury monster
>kill werewolf dude
>kill anorexic monster
>kill praying screaming monster
>kill lightning monster
>kill old midget
>kill 3 hooded dudes
>kill spider slug
>kill arm and lazerface monster
>kill king dude
>kill alien dude
>kill other alien dude
>kill corpse clusterfuck
>kill cage head dude
>kill cutty mc cuts in the dark
>kill handicap
>kill moon
>>673605192
winner winner chicken diner
>>673605491
Stop talking about your mother like that
>plane trip
>follow train
>follow fire truck
>everything is green now
>tango sucka
>>673605534
pokemon
>>673605514
I feel so accomplished for guessing correctly, yet feel so sad for losing THE GAME.
>>673604334
dwarf fortress
>>673605534
Pokemon, easy one
>bodily fluids
>>673605185
Are you talking about life ?
>>673605606
Bloodborne
>>673605534
9/11 simulator?
>the most overrated game in existence
I'll give you a hint. its title starts with U
>>673605514
its not even a video game you fucker
get out of thread nao
>>673605643
No, but kek'd
>>673605601
The forest
>>673605523
Legend of Grimrock
>>673605606
Sin & Punishment?
>>673605606
Elder Scrolls Oblivion
>flirt with your mom
>fucking puns everywhere
>bad times
>>673605674
Nope, Pokémon aren't slaves
>>673599684
Definitely Grandia II
>mission x
>follow the train
>you follow the train
>mission failed because you didn't followed the train
>>673605734
Fnaf?
>>673605734
undertale?
>>673605720
I don't think that's a real game
>>673605734
Underground?
>>673605845
undermeme
>can be anybody in game
>3 with flying black balls of daeth right them
>fight in teams or 1v1
>believe it!!!!
>>673605897
Gta sa
>>673605734
Easy, overratedtale
>>673605646
cool down time man... no one lost the second time, if they were following the thread like they are suppose to be.
>>673605849
Tell that to Plasma
>>673605205
Too hard?
>Live in shit house
>do missions
>get shot by cops
>>673605782
yeap
>>673605845
Undertale
easy
>>673605928
memego
>>673605914
Like your mother
>>673602448
Dark messiah of might and magic
I really need to go back and finish this game
>RPG
>Main female character brainwashed
>Father is an etherial being
>fight evil with friends you meet along the way after the apocalypse
>>673605127
>>673605146
nope.. our guy is a gentleman..
>>673605912
>>673605958
BING BING BING!
>>673605941
naruto ninja storm 3, or 4, or 3.5 or somthing
>>673605670
Nope.
>>673604860
weed vs undead
>>673604509
shadow of the colossus
> In prison
> Fuck off professor x
> y u kill?
> spiders and skeltals
> wow magic
> mage pls
> protect boromir
> go into hell
> golden dragon kill giant satan
>>673599684
Mother fucking Grandia 2
Literly the game that got me into RPGs
>naked
>no penis
>hail satan
>hate parents
>old word for sulfer
>shit
>Move to new school
>Pass out
>What the fuck is going on?
>Everyone else at this school is fucking weird as shit.
>Best girl becomes worst girl
>God tier ost
>Villain was "Dead" the entire time.
>>673606044
OP's life?
>Creepy as hell sword
>Travel with hot chick
>Fight monsters
>Fight angels
>Fight god
>Save the world
>>673605787
>>673605798
nope
>>673605698
winrar
>>673606071
4 my plebian
>>673604509
Shadow of the Colossus
ez
>>673605736
oh.. yeah, sorry.. forgot, was having fun reading and responding, and, you know, posting at least 3 other real games.
also, no, I will not leave... evar! ;P
>>673605441
baited
>>673606067
I don't remember Bond fuckin bitches, but the last one I played was on N64. lol
>>673605784
win
>>673604758
The thought that one day someone will guess it right, it feels you with DETERMINATION
>>673606111
nop
>>673606231
>evar! ;P
for fucks sake.
>>673606128
>>673605693
binding of isaac
>jump
>shoot
>dash
>stay awhile and listen
>>673606044
Moar plz.
>>673604758
Battletoads?
>>673606313
Undertale you fucking retard. It's been done before.
>>673606122
Oblivion
>Fun glitch
>Stereotypes
>>673606146
Danganronpa
>you should get more of these crystal structures
>>673606113
WINRAR
>>673606146
Damn, I forgot the name
>>673606400
Megaman X
>>673606409
Diablo
>>673602128
Jak.
>>673606358
Ffffftaang
You got it, anon.
>>673606433
life is strange?
>>673606355
I know, right bruv </ /3
>>673606435
Ye mayne
>guide a shitload of retarded guys through a level
>Give em shovel, pickaxe, blow em up etc
>>673606400
any mega man game
>>673606153
Devil May Cry?
>>673606482
yes
>>673606449
Starcraft?
>>673606449
starcraft
>bang bang
>pew pew
>sphincters
>>673606565
Lemings
>>673606427
are you always retarded or just browsing /b/?
A timeless classic:
>Be rich as fuck
>on foreign country
>go on tavern to buy beer
>get kicked out
>get mugged and killed outside the tavern
>choose between nothing or return as a vampire
>>673606565
Lemmings
>You and some friends decide to trespass on a holy mountain
>Accidentally the holy mountain
>Run around looking for blue haired jerk
>Pick up Sand haired little shit
>Pick up Blue haired babe with magic hands
>Become teenage magic detectives
>Fix everyones fucking problems
>Get to go to high rise water park and high rise rock garden
>Fight a pirate
>Fight a dragon
>>673606146
Life is strange
>>673606565
Lemmings
>>673606565
lemmings
Friendship
"Got it memorized"
Summon stuff
Big yellow shoes
>>673603060
EYE. Such a weird game
>New kid
>Gross hair
>Fucking MASSIVE DUNGEON
>Only one dungeon
>Fuck
>Close eyes
>Another settlement needs your help
> Killed frogs
> Found a crown and crooked sword
> people are yelling of one frog killing everyone
> could have that sash
> I get through, find frog
> sliced into now
> soon dead
> is that a damn eyeball casting a spell?
>space
>3d printing that isn't actually 3d printing
>pixels
>>673604171
>>673604171
Any guesses?
>>673606685
bloodlines
>>673605972
>you had one job nigger
>the train nigger
>>673606676
winrar!
> super solider
> beta mullet
> cardboard box
> save the world
>>673606757
Yeah
Fucking loved it tho
>its 2007
>wanna be my gf?
>rubber chicken
>is there a backstory?
>is there a god?
>mom, give me five more minutes!!!
>>673606780
Final fantasy 3
>jump out of plane
>get bit
>chop bad guys hand off
>mad parkour
>>673606822
Starbound
>>673606685
Blood Omen
>>673606893
MGS
>Your health is low
>drink potion
>get hit
>rinse and repeat
>>673606814
Civ?
>>673606893
MGS3
>overrated game
>school
>an hero summons
>shit goes weird at night
>200 or something floors of the same shit over and over
this one's tough
>be on the couch
>wife's cooking
>get teleported to another world
>rape the queen necromancer
>get back to real world
>>673603931
Coc
>We rushing in or are we going in sneaky beaky like?
>>673606939
Just Cuz
>>673606822
starbound
>>673606968
diabloww
>>673606941
Correct.
>>673607005
Persona.
>>673606685
"What? No mug of ale for a wary traveler? I am of noble blood, and can reward you well."
>>673606893
MGS, probably wouldnt have gotten it if you didnt say cardboard box
>>673606968
Diablo
>cyka blyat
>>673606814
fallout 4
>shield
>roll
>shield
>roll
The second game of the series is a fox simulator.
>>673607029
csgo
>Meaningless Story Choices: The Game
>Breeding Sim
>>673607165
Cities skylines?
>>673607029
cyka
>>673607165
cs go / dota2
>>673607165
Stalker
>>673606814
Preston Garvey Simulator 2015
>>673607227
Ez
Legend of Zelda
> Alpha Gf shoots you
> Bridge blow up
> Drive nig nog home
> Kill people
> Cool theme song
>>673607234
Nope
>>673607066
>>673607122
No, far from it
>>673607227
Smash
>>673607244
Fire emblem: Awakening ?
>>673607305
Snake Eater?
@73607277
Wrong retart
>shoot ants and spiders
>get more guns
>repeat for 50 levels
>vehicle controls atrocious
>Work for the police
>wife is dead
>so many pills
>this is fucking easy
>>673607352
You got it