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Sexting thread. Rules: >If you roll dubs you have to send

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Sexting thread.

Rules:
>If you roll dubs you have to send "Why haven't we fucked yet?" to the last female you spoke to.
>If you trips you have to send the message + dick pic.
>If you roll quads or higher you have to send everything to the last female RELATIVE you spoke to.

Post pics of conversation.
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Roll u.u
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>>673587113
reroll!!!
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Reroll
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>>673586685

rolleing
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roll xd
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>>673586685
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rolling, for beta
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>>673588894
>>673588826
We're waiting
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>>673586685
roll s
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Rollirino
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>>673589594
One reroll that's it
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>>673588647
i found this amusing
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Rollski
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.........roll
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>>673591033
kek go do it now
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all time favourite
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>>673586685
rolling
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>>673586685
Roll
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Rolling, never get dubs anyways
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>>673591764
rerolling once again
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rollin down a river
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>>673591499
you do know that it is easy to fake chats, dont you?
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>>673586685
roll i guess
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Rollino
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>>673586685
rolly polly
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Yea dammit
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>>673586685
still no dubs?
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>>673586685
YEAH WELL I'VE ALREADY FUCKED MY GIRLFRIEND AND SHE'S THE LAST FEMALE I SPOKE TO SO NOW WHAT DO WE DO
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>>673592933
kek ask her again u fag
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Niggers
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Not getting dubs
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What the hell... Roll
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▲ ▲‌ ▲
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>>673594077
Good luck
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Time to roll
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Rawl.
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>>673594077
good luck newfag
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Not gonna
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>>673594776
Close one.
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Rolling.

Can I ask that last guy I talked to?
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>>673595022
do it fgt
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>>673595022
>do it
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>>673586685
oh well
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No dubs for me
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>>673586685
Dick to my grandmother here we go
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>>673595022
Deliver faggot
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>>673595089
Rolling again for last guy I talked to.
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>>673589429
Newfag detected
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ITT dubs with no delivery
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>>673595480
Reroll
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Rollin'
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>>673595912
Holy shit I'm lucky
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>>673595977
Nevermind.
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well
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>>673596000
D E L I V E R
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>>673595977
haha do it
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lets roll
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Rolling dubs
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>>673586685
Rolly polly oli
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>>673588647
beta boy

>i've got a question to ask, don't freak out

please kill yourself
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>>673595977
Deliver!
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Rollin in da deep.
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Let's get it!!
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One more time!!
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Trips pls
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>>673596288
Ugh only dubs
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1
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>>673596288
>>673596000
>>673595977
>>673595022
>>673594077


Deliver faggots.
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>>673596341
More
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>>673596341
2
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Can I play?
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>>673596341
Send her a dick pic
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>>673596288
Still better than my singles
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>>673596541
I don't care if this is fake, it's funny. Continue pls
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>>673596541
Pic of sister
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>>673596541
>>673596665
Way ahead of you anon.
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>>673596541
Not real. Calling it now. Will end with "The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
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>>673596541
Please continue, this is gold
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>>673596107
>>673596205
>>673596414
He's not answering. Rip.
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>>673596830
Then your claim can be considered false as well.
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>>673596819
Why did you censor dick you shitface
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>>673596819
Moar
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>>673596963
Why do you want to see a dick you faggot
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>>673596819
MOOOOAAAAAR
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>>673596819
White boi tiny dick spotted
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>>673596819
Why censor the dick pick ?
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>>673596963
Why do you want to see his dick enough to ask about it, faggot?
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>>673596819
Go man! Go!
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>>673596950
It's all false. /b/ is not real, it is a systemic anomaly inherent to the matrix
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Rollerino
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rolling for the nails of christ
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>>673596819
fake
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>>673596819
oh shit nigger
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>>673597149
Because he's a faggot, you fucking mongoloid.
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>>673596819
Post more. I'm interested now, you faggot
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>>673596819
>>673596963
Because I have standards shitface
4
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>>673597209
b/ is actually the subconscious of a 40 year old comatose male
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>>673597314
100% fake now way no who no how
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>>673597314
>standards
>on /b/
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Well here I go comitting myself to things people on the Internet tell me to do again.
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>>673597415
Stop, you'll awaken Greg
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>>673597415
Would explain some of the fucking furries.
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What could go wrong?
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>>673597314
Fake af fam
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>>673597314
HOLY SHIT, YOU'RE DOING GOD'S WORK ANON. CONTINUE.
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>>673597314
just show the tip you gay faggot
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>>673597314
this is really goold
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>>673597314
post sis
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ah
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>>673597556
Tard babies
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>>673597314
well yeah, fake as supposed
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Rollercoaster
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>>673586685
Let's motherfucking roll!! Last girl I talked to is a Suicide Girl (but a pretty one).
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>>673597149
>>673597185
Because maybe I like dick.
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Roll...
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>>673586685
You're both fucking autists
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>>673597603
This
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>>673596819
>Asks sis for sex for the very first time
>wow ok maybe
That was way too easy, it sfake af
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>>673597603
This.
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>>673597314
gotta be fake, sly a pic of your sis and someone archiev the thread
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>>673597314
fake and gay
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>>673597666
Unholy trips checked
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>>673597729
Just accept the ride, anon
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>>673597597
Redundancy is redundant.
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>>673597314
send vid of you too or it didnt happen
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>>673586685
What if I've already fucked the last girl I talked to?
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>>673597657
I read that as tar babies.
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>>673597666
Who did Satan last text?
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>>673597699
Deliver.
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>>673597666
Satanic trips, checked
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>>673597844
Dubs, good luck
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>>673586685
Roll
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>>673586685
rollin ayyy
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Rollio
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>>673596830
Oh wow you worked that out did you? You're obviously a very clever one. Bullshit on /b/ and you called it. What a genius.

Mongoloids, all of you.
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>>673597915
My ex... Who I happen to be sitting next to...
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>>673597994
almost got rekt
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>>673597677
Do it.
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>>673597699
Ah boy.
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>>673596819
Livestream
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>>673592042
Yeah right. Next thing you'll tell me is Santa Claus is made up. Fucking faggot.
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>>673598027
Do it anyway
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>>673586685
Well fuck, why not. Not gonna send it to the last1 tho, because I've already fucked her. Will do with the next in line.
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>>673598027
Do it faggot!!!
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>>673597584
>>673597602
Underaged fags spotted
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>>673597314
Post, you nigger
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>>673598113
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>>673598113
Agreed
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>>673598121
Santa is made up?
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>>673598021
Don't steal the word I used several replies ahead of you, you irredeemable shitcunt.
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Garlo's rollorinos
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>>673598340
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>673597314
Anon, continue, damn it, the suspense is killing me.
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>>673598125
I second the motion. All in favor?
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>>673598021
Yes, let the salt flow through you.
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>>673597314
Faggot
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>>673598125

>>673598148

No way to edit out phone number in screen cap on my phone...
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Rollio
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>>673598531
his sisters showing
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>>673598633
That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard.
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>>673598633
put them on your computer
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>>673598521
So he's real. Thanks, anon.
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>>673598533
All in favor of you doing it
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>>673598633
Who fucking cares?!
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>>673598633
Just cover them with your fingers
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>>673598633
DO IT ANYWAYS GAY BOY
also dubs checked
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>>673598756
no problem bro
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>>673598633
Who the fuck is still using a Blackberry?
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>>673598633
Why are you in this thread posting if you're gonna be a faggot?
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>>673598633
Crop the screenshot, you fucking nitwit
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rollipolli
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>>673598815
Kek
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reroll for shits and gigs
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>>673598767
Well I would, but my wife and I just fucked last night on the jungle gym I built for our kids.
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>>673598943
You're a fuckin poof
>27 you fuck
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>>673599045
So text the last woman before her
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>>673599045
right
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You know this thread had potential at one point.....
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Rollymolly
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>>673598907
This
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rollerino
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>>673599045
Do it anyway faggot
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What happens when we get Quints? what happens then?
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>>673599135
Why tho? We're fucking tonight.
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>>673599273
Mass text of dick pic and quote to all females in contact list.
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>>673599214
micheal tosh is a gay homosexual faggot fuck u
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>>673599273
Then we all suck ourselves off and jump off a bridge. Quints is still dubs, so we'd do it anyway faggot
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I don't talk to women
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>>673599273
Send a dick pick to the Pope.
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Got this
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>>673599297
because that's the rules
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>>673599162
I'm not taking that shit off some nigger.
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Squirrel
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;O)
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>>673599297
So what. Just send it to her for keks.
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>>673599444
Do it!!!
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>>673599445
Too old for his tastes
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>>673599444
You do now.
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Tefo
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>>673599416
> Michael Tosh
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>>673599456
B-but I don't like rules!
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>>673586685
Nigguh roll
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>>673599444
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>>673599444
Family member. GG
>>673599445
Only if you're below the age of 13
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roll for courage
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>>673599462
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>>673599688
Do it!
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>>673599688
:D deliver senpai
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>>673599721
I am. But only for u, bb. ;)
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What if I haven't spoken to a female in years?
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>>673599832
Then you'll probably be texting your mom.
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>>673598815
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>>673599832
Well then, looks like you're rehashing some old friendships.
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>>673599813
;)
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Quints is coming...
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Roll for quads
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Last female I spoke to would be my boss. That would be pretty awkward because I'm a girl, too.

...but I actually have wanted to fuck her since I first met her. No homo.
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>>673599919
My mom is dead

Asshole
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>>673599974
So am I.
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Quinta roll
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quints
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yeah okay i'll roll
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>>673600002
Derp.
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I'm going to keep rolling caus fuck it why not
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>>673597314

See this guy? He's fucking his sister in the ass right now.
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>>673600020
lol
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>>673599688
delivar faggot
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>>673600104
/thread
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>>673600016
Tits now
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Quint roll
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>>673600200
Nice... do it. Revive this shit thread.
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>>673599999
>>673666666

just curious
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>>673600104
Cant Post cuz she doesn't fucking answer
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>>673597314
set up a hidden camera and post results
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>>673586685

Rolling, last person I talked to was my girlfriend so not too hard.
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>>673500000
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>>673600000
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>>673599999
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Still rolling caus my ex is the last person, and she knows of 4chan so I could easily explain this to her, plus nobody else here is delivering, so I may aswell try
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currently waiting for reply
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>>673600325
Textes her and she doesn't answer, and im German so it is in German too :(
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>>673600450
Can we make a rule that faggots like this have to text the last girl they spoken to who isn't their gf>>673599045
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>>673586685

Rollin'
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Rolling again
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jk rolling
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>>673600735
I'm sure we can google translate that shit.
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>>673600200
So close
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Thread fails.
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>>673600769
Nice, u got 69
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>>673586685
why not reroll
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>>673597314

you better stream it nigger
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>>673600820
I fucked that up.
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>>673600878
Yep.
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>>673600853
Why aren't you eating that pizza?
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Fucking rolling still
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>>673600919
Ill give u sum 69 ;)
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>>673597314
Anon about to get some Wincest.
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>>673601000
Trips!!! Do it /b/ro!
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>>673601017
M or F?
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>>673600958
Wife, not gf you fucktard.
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>>673601141
Does it really matter?
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>>673601000
Gotta do it now, the police say so
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>>673601169
Who gives a fuck? Still not coming through...
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roll for a friend
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le roll
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Someone make a new thread. Link this shit.
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>>673601244
You too bud
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>>673601238
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>>673601238
Yup, im only into Straight>>673601231
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