Sexting thread.
Rules:
>If you roll dubs you have to send "Why haven't we fucked yet?" to the last female you spoke
>If you roll trips you have to send the message + dick pic
>If you roll quads or higher you have to send everything to the last female relative you spoke
Post pics of conversation.
Roll..
>>673570085
aight let's do this faggot
>>673570085
pls dubs
>>673570444
winrar
>>673570444
Nice
>>673570444
So it begins!!!
And rolling!!
>>673570444
WINRAR
>>673570444
Check'm
Let's see that dick
>>673570085
roll omg no
>>673570444
kek
>>673570444
winrar do it
febsdkml,f
roll em
fuck niggers
>>673570733
nice dubs
>>673570085
Rollin
>>673570444
Post proof anon ;)
>>673570444
SAMEFAG here
Delivering in 5min
>>673570444
Check'd
But what if all the women I've texted in the best 3 weeks have been people I've already slept with?
Pls op dont do this
>>673571433
DUBS
>>673571110
you have a mother don't you?
>>673571433
same guy, will deliver in a few
Let's give this a roll.
>>673571433
Get sending
>>673571762
Re-rolling.
rooooooooooooooooool
Rawl
>>673570085
roolllllllllllllllllllllerelrerelr
>>673571433
Delivering
>>673572089
faff
>>673571897
>>>673571762
One last time.
>>673570085
Kek lmao-- I shall remain unfucked, today
>>673572098
"Yeah, well I really wanted to know. So, are you free tomorrow night?"
>>673572098
If this gets you laid you better fucking thank us and poat pics faggot
>>673570444
Deliver faggot
>>673572336
>implying he couldnt have done this without your neckbeard ass.
gtfo
rel
Why not
>>673572464
Fuck off newfag
are y'all fags satisfied ?
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrolo
>>673572579
fuck you gibrony faggot begging for pics cuz you cant get shit on your own kek sad af
>>673572098
post pics
Rollling.
>>673572655
pretty good greg
>>673572655
nice dick anon
rollino u fags
>>673572655
But how was your day though????
>>673571433
Samefag, here you go. dont ruin this for me faggots
frkn scrubs
>>673572098
play this right, and you are getting soo laid.
>>673570085
ROllan
>>673573333
Kek
>>673573326
Reroll cuz curious
>>673573333
>frkn scrubs
gg i won
>>673572098
This guy's about to get pussy
Continue
>>673571542
Haven't talked to my family in months
>>673573333
WINNNAAAARRRR!!!!!
>>673573368
can i smash the puss
>>673573405
Again! I need to know
>>673573301
spent my day working with the chief surgeon, horny af
thanks btw anon
>>673573368
Oh shit folks he's done it
>>673573368
work the cum out of my balls?
>>673573368
gg anon
>>673573333
deliver now faggot
>>673573527
>Tfw won't get dubs
>Tfw I might never know
>>673573368
Congratulations anon, post pics
Ok
rollerino kekepino
>>673573700
DUBS FAGGOT
>>673573333
Blessed quads
>>673573700
Dubs
>>673573368
Pics fam
Rollerinho
>>673573368
props m7 i will thunk of you in my basement (well my moms) and maybe faop 2 u guys..
cheerio 4 u m8!!!
>>673573333
Now begins the true thread
>>673573368
Gg post picks after.
>>673572655
mfw I post pic of my dick and no one cares
>>673573368
How do you feel faggot
4chan has more personality than you could muster alone
>>673573700
It's happened friend
>>673573922
dubsssss
Keep rollin
>>673573555
TRIPS!!!
>>673573368
gg anon, go get her
>>673570085
LETS ROLL
>>673573999
TRIP CHECK TRIPS
>>673573999
kek
alrdy delivered, now here's your turn faggot
rolls royce fam
>>673573999
>faggot
>>673574022
deliver holy shit
>>673574054
Fuck. Off by one. Lets go again.
>>673574022
and now you
>>673573930
We care about the replies not your dick, fuckboy
rollllll
>>673574152
Lemme be a faggot reroll
>>673573999
kek. same fag. Deliver in a sec!
>>673573333
DELIVERING IN 2 MINS
The dubs god is smiling upon this thread today
Fuck it
rollin m8
>>673570085
roll
>>673573700
Feelsbadman.jpeg
Might as well
>>673570085
they see me rollin'...
ROLLERINO NIGGER NOGGER
>>673574244
Coo
>>673574318
YOU'RE LATE
Sure, why not
>>673573940
together we're stronger
i think you've just changed my life
Might as well roll
>>673574866
DUBSSS
>>673574821
Coo?
ROLL FOR KING OK ALL ROLLS
>>673574979
Coo.
>>673570085
Rollin
>>673574947
RATS
>>673575054
Coo? I dont understand.
Rayl
WINRAR ROLL INCOMING(no)
>>673574738
AWESOME, FUCK HERRRR
>>673575105
Coo…
>>673575105
He's a pigeon dude don't be such a fucking birdist
Rolando
Roll4gr8justuce
>>673575105
Its coo
Fuck it one roll
Rolly poly
>>673574905
embrace the change
>>673570085
rolling
why the fuck not
>>673575163
SHE LIVES 8 HOURS AWAY KILL ME PLZ
>Tfw she has a cute pussy too
Rolling again for my dick
>>673575588
fuck me
Finally when i dont want dubs they fucking come
just one roll...
>>673575588
fucking double dubs do it faggot
unless its quads its just to my gf. kk ez mode
>>673573333
Well guess it
>>673575193
Coo?
>>673575206
>>>/tumblr/
>>673575356
Coo?
>>673575588
Dubdubs do it twice
>>673575655
deliver
>>673575635
Warrior strength
i roll but wont delivur
>>673575605
8 hours isnt shit faggot
If you want that pussy get your mommy to drive you
>>673575605
B'awww den feels bra.
But 8 hours of driving? Fucking get out NOW (yeah, like NOW) and hike motherfucker.
Or lift, or whatever your country calls it - just get a fucking ride dude and then and then yeah yeaahahhhhhh
YOU CAN FFFFFF
>>673575727
Faek
>>673575727
so shop it hurts
>>673575790
samefag here, delivering soon
>>673573940
4chan is a fairly powerful gestalt entity, it's more powerful than any single person.
>>673575727
Okey dokey. >>673575756
>>673575733
don't tell me to go to tumblr you're oppressing my right to go where I please on the internet goddamn classic fucking birdist shitlord
#killallbirdists
>>673575981
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/trash/
>>>/out/
ВДОЛЬ ПО УЛИЦЕ,УЛИЦЕ ШИРООКОЙ.
АЙ ЛИ АЙ ЛИ ЯЛИ,ПО ШИРОООКОЙ.
Okay, let's roll
>>673575837
>>673575859
I plan on smashing once I get a car and enough time off work
Thanks /b/ros
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>>673575981
This is why I need birdism.
>>673576102
I'M BEING FUCKING TRIGGERED HOW DARE YOU
>>673575727
nice try anon...
>>673576133
DUBZZZ
>>673576137
Sing it loud and proud brother!
>>673575727
I was talking with my grillfriend so k
>>673575981
>Tfw I identify as bird sexual
>Tfw constantly oppressed by everyone
I JUST WANT TO SPREAD MY WINGS
>>673576102
>>>/new/
>>673575727
Was talking with my grillfriend
>>673575588
Do you guys think this is a sign from God or some shit?
>>673576283
See
>>673574738
Already did it
>>673576133
kek, allright m8.
But seriously, just get a lift from someone - or rent/borrow a car.
You sir, NEED that PUFFY PUSS!!!!!
>>673575733
>>>/coo/
>>673570085
Roll
>>673573368
More.
pls not family
>>673576551
Reroll, cause i won't get dubs.
>>673575727
coś takiego...
Rollerino
>>673576243
>>673576555
trips
>>673575727
Fake
>>673576481
I work most everyday of the week and when I work I'm not even in my home state
But I'll do it /b/ro!
Here's her tits too for that encouragement
>>673576670
Reroll again, just because i still won't get dubs.
>>673576687
>>673576243
>>673575727
What is going on wtf
>>673570085
Roll
>>673576872
Another one.
>>673576873
idk he tried to proof its fake :c
My attempt
>>673576956
Off by one. How long can i keep going?
>>673577023
Let's go again.
>>673576865
FUCK YEA!!!
MAKE YOUR LIFE GREAT AGAIN!!
SHOW YOUR BOS THE PUSS AND BEWBS AND YOU:LL BE GOLDEN - FREE - THE KING - YEAAAAA!!!!
FUCK YEAAAAA
>>673576865
>>673575605
>>673574738
Did she just send you these nudes?
>>673577076
Off by one, AGAIN. Let's do it again.
>>673577004
Go fuck her
>>673577136
u don't say
>>673577133
Checked
>>673577233
DELIVER
how does this work if i have already fucked the girl? if i roll dubs ill ask her why i havent fucked her sister yet.
Lol let's see what happens
>>673577133
>>673577233
dubs are checking dubs
>>673577004
gross
Roll 4 13
>>673577004
in the bag
>>673577303
Nah automatically same rules as quads, you send it to fam
Wew lad
>>673577355
>>673577399
deliver faggots
>>673577348
Found the Virgin
Fuck, this thread reminds me of how good Omegle was when I was 16 and how hot that chick that liked me was when I was 18.
>tfw still a virgin because I was a pussy
>>673577355
>>673577399
NICE DUBS
>>673577351
Sorry I stole your 13
>>673577313
>>673577303
Just ask it, even if you don't roll dubs.
Do post results tho.
ATTENTION:
Above counts for everyone, looking at the great responses - a shitload of nerds will be getting pussay tonite.
Good luck fellas!
>>673577342
Waiting for reply now.
Roll roll roll your boat
last roll before bed
>>673577595
>>673577595
>>673577595
has some truth to it but im shy so no
if I had someone to flirt...
>>673577572
thats called getting blown off faggot
Get.
Dear God please quads hahaha
Reroll
>>673577682
рофлянка
>>673577778
Off by one. Fag.
Droll
>>673577798
Gad dammit
>>673577121
Nah she sent them a few days ago
Whenever I go to fap I tell her brb and she goes all no so I ask her to get naked and help :^)
Feelsgoodman
>>673577572
Ouch.. She's never fucking you, she was probably getting fucked in the ass as she typed that
>>673576887
Off by one
>>673577595
Underrated post
>Makes sense tho
>EVERYONE DO THIS?
>>673577936
Quuuaaaaaaaads
>>673577936
>4chan meme
>>673577832
Какого хрена ты просто гребаный обо мне говорят, ты, маленькая сука? Я буду иметь вы знаете, я закончил вершину моего класса в Navy Seals, и я принимал участие в многочисленных тайных налетов на Аль-Каиды, и у меня есть более 300 подтвержденных убийств. Я тренировался в гориллы войны, и я верхней снайпер всего вооруженных сил США. Вы никогда ничего для меня, но просто еще одна цель. Я истреблю вас нахуй с точностью, подобных которым никогда не видели раньше на этой Земле, помяните мои гребаные слова. Вы думаете, что вы можете уйти с высказыванием, что дерьмо ко мне через Интернет? Подумайте еще раз, сволочь. Как мы говорим Я обращаюсь к моей секретной сети шпионов через США и ваш IP трассируется прямо сейчас, чтобы вы лучше подготовиться к шторму, личинку. Шторм, который уничтожает жалкий маленькую вещь вы называете вашу жизнь. Ты чертовски мертвым, малыш.
>>673576243
That means she followed up with a message
>>673578122
Meh dubs
well gg
>>673577993
When she is done with her education...hopefully.
>>673577778
Did it anyways.
Ayy
Rollio
Gets dubs... Not big suprise.
mfw broke up with girl friend last week or so :/
>>673578311
DEW IT
Rolling.
>>673575944
delivering
>>673578311
>mfw
>no fw
>:/
newfag
ROLLERINO
>>673578199
more results m9
>>673578157
league > you
nice
>>673578198
No, that's just an excuse.. Just because she's studying does not mean she's depriving herself of sex. Sorry dude she just doesn't want to fuck you and she wanted to be nice about it and not make you feel bad
>>673578144
get new google translate fag.
>>673577936
Rollingg
>>673578435
You actually said OK.?!
Dude
>>673578199
>have an adventure
Cringing.. Just get the results
>>673578465
Waiting for response.
>>673578435
>and both took beer shits
Classy
>>673577572
Oh wow, shes finding reasons to not have sex with you? That's really bad man.
>>673578435
Dumbass newfag doesn't fuck her.
>>673578838
Definitely makes me want to fuck her. Jokes on her if she was trying to turn me off
Rolling for Trump for president
Rollingggzzzz
>>673578435
>both took beer shits
Kek
Rolling
>>673578838
why didn't u make that skank give u head while u were taking your beer shits
>>673577600
Sad
>>673578570
Autistic dipshit
>>673578611
Win
>>673578980
fuck off autistic 9gag cunt
>>673579083
denied
Why not
>>673579083
didn't even bother to come up with a excuse... it's okay anon one day...
>>673578839
She is actually busy with her education. And we don't live too close away. Takes couple of hours by car.
>>673578570
TOP
KEK'DT
>>673579107
vote bernie than and enjoy your taxrise
>>673579083
I'd kill myself if I were you
Ha bitch
>>673579283
xD
why u sent hitla
>>673578570
Damnit Matt
Rollin bbs
>>673572655
What a hero
Rollerinos
>>673570085
I forgot
