Waifu claiming thread. Version 1.0
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed.
Graf zeppelin claimed
>finaly this thread
>>673548633
Hi syndra
I'm back, pricks
Mugi claimed.
Ayy
Probably too early for this thread
>most ppl come after 8 pm.
>>673548826
Hi graf, how are you doing today?
>>673549872
Yea, but hey its worth a shot
Tats claimed.
How's everyone's day been?
>roseanon
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>673549872
Probably better than the last one
>>673550586
Moo moo moo
>>673548826
>>673550441
Taihou and Admiral are here! Hellow fellow german kanmusus!
Obligatory claim.
>>673550356
After gim im rly tired
Need to play something
>>673550435
Heyoo
>>673550441
Heyooo
>>673550634
the last one ? u mean this on 11 am ?
>>673548633
stop it you retards, league of legends champions are not your wives, gfs, imaginary friends whatever. You grown ass pieces of shit need to stop this right now and go out and pay a hooker to fuck you. Trust me it will feel better than looking at poorly drawn pictures of fictional little girls.
Tenryuu claimed.
Note: Paintball doesn't hurt that much. But it sucks when your visor is painted yellow. ut it's awesome when you still manage to win. Thank you defender-infinite-lifes-rule.
>>673550945
Hi.
>>673550936
>
>>673551143
>Paintball doesn't hurt that much
It fucking does when you're not wearing any protection though.
>>673551000
Nah
Nice trips tho
>>673550906
Hello, mein Führer!
>>673550945
Hi!
>>673550936
Hi hand-kun! How're you doing today?
>>673551143
Its called asian vision, not a "yellow visor"
>>673550945
I must have missed one or something because the last one I was on it was like 4 am where I'm at
>>673551000
Wow, that really got to me. I think I'm gonna go get my life together now.
Also i'm gonna go shower guys, be back soon
>>673551254
I just wore the mask....the moment when they hit you is painful for a few secs, but after that not that much.
>>673551000
No thanks
Nice trips tho
Shyvana <3 (Ironscale skin)
>>673550906
Guten Morgen
>>673551143
Wew i prefer asg than paintball cause all this stuff in paint ? no thx
hey we got people showing up that's good
>>673551000
there's always that one guy lol
>>673551429
When you're wearing clothes it's tolerable, but if you get hit bare-skinned, it hurts like a bitch.
>>673551389
Theres nothing wrong with your life if you are on a website looking at pictures you fucker. People who actually need to get their life together cant do that because theyre too fucking busy getting their life together you colossal idiot. Im sure you think youre fucked in the head or that life has just fucked you too many times for you to be ok anymore and you constantly remind everyone about that, considering how that was your first and only defense against my comment. Youre a fucking retard dude.
>>673551662
I agree, it is good!
>>673551000
Welcome back, that one salty anon!
>>673551000
Do I have to follow your advice if I get pussy already?
>>673552043
Consider using punctuation next time.
>>673551000
Slatyness is so cute
Is my stalker here?
>>673550906
Why? ... I guess that I'll consider it... but...
Anyone wanna play Wows now ?
>bored as fk
>>673552043
Wait... what?
Also
>shitposting intensifies
>Sexiest goth waifu claimed
>Except Ruri
>At a friends so may be slow replies
>>673552426
I'll always be here Marie Rose!
<3
>>673552866
Oh Mikan, hello!
Admiral has completed Danganronpa 1 not much ago and is playing Danganronpa 2 so he just wanted to get close to you, if you don't mind of course!
Which kind of bandages do you like the most?
I'm back. How is everyone?
>>673552043
K
>>673553026
Hi stocking, how're you doing?
>>673552951
I'd play but my room got hijacked by painters and I can't get in
>>673552426
I was just about to say that a sensible person wouldn't keep a QT like you waiting.
>>673553026
Hey Stocking!
>>673551254
Hey Tats, hope you slept well. Enjoying your weekend so far?
>love that picture
>>673551372
Hey man, hope your weekend is going well so far.
Shiki claimed
>>673553323
Hi there!
I'm doing great, how are you?
A little bored.
>>673553356
She's too adorable to just leave behind!
I'll always be here for Marie Rose.
>>673553702
Hey Mugi!
Good to see you're back!
>>673553712
Hey there hand-kun!
How are you doing today?
>>673553323
So what u using right now ? Calculator ? :D
>Thinking how german cv tree shoud looking
>>673553712
If only I had a weekend, painters have my room hostage and that's where my desktop is. I hope it's going well for you too though
>>673553969
How can you be bored in this thread?
>>673554037
I'm using my phone
>>673553969
Doing okay, playing Total War: Shogun 2. My one ally is getting their asses kicked by a neutral. I'm just watching them laughing my ass off.
Just got done taking a shower, bored now as well. Thanks for asking man, hope you're having a good time at your friend's place.
>>673554165
Damn man, that sucks. At least you got your phone though, up to anything right now?
>Bored, playing Total War and being a Total Pussy in it.
>Thanks for asking, you?
>>673553969
I love these threads! I'm going to keep coming back!
>>673553712
Really good actually. Had a few new additions to my Vinyl collections, this past week, Faust, Like Clockwork and Akuma no Uta. Pretty happy overall. Your's is going fine as well I'm assuming.
>>673554165
I'm less bored now that I'm on this thread for sure!
Friends house is a little boring though heh.
>>673554330
Good to hear!
I'm not to be fair, it's really boring here.
Just sat here listening to mediocre music and talking.
Kinda wish I was at home.
>>673554386
That's great to hear!
We love having you here.
>>673554330
>allies in Shogun 2
Really all they're good for is blocking off enemies
>>673554330
I'm just watching lirik and chatting in this thread
>you just asked me
>>673554386
I love these threads too, Mugi!
>>673554524
Oh that's a shame, well atleast your here now!
>>673554449
That's good to hear man, gotta build that collection up. Playing an RTS right now while just being bored, enjoying my weekend right now. Glad to see you are to. Wish I had my Skype friendo on right now to give me advice on this game.
>>673554524
Sorry to hear that, can't just leave or anything?
>>673554658
Definitely!
I always enjoy talking to you guys.
>>673554769
Nah he lives far off.
I don't drive so I can't really drive home.
Soup claimed
>>673554658
>you just asked me
>meant like what are you up to currently
Glad to hear it.
>>673554980
Damn, that blows dude. Hope things get less boring over there if that's the case.
>>673555304
Eh, I hope it does. Doubt it though, there's not much to do here.
I'll just pass the time with you guys!
>>673554980
You too!
>>673555304
Ooh whoops, I'm currently sitting on a chair talking to you guys. I just purchased the division on my steam mobile app so I have something to look forward too once they're done
>>673554769
I actually have a few very interesting things in my collection like Worthless-Greener Grass, the record is filled with liquid and looks really cool and of course it is a playable record.
>RTS
I have a weird relationship with RTS games. I enjoy playing them, but I kind of suck at them as well.
>>673551143
I prefer airsoft be cause we can use our own custom guns, although mine is almost stock and most others are elitist type monsters
>>673555644
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>>673551657
It's shit when you have to clean it up...
>>673551825
Did you played it naked?
>inb4 helicopter dick
>>673555929
>another airsoft player
Great ships think alike I see
Hugs?
Sorry I was off doing something.
>>673550863
Moo moooo moo.
>>673555929
My body is sore
Sup?
>Rubyanon
>>673555929
Oh, hello Atago. How's your day?
I'd love to play airsoft...i only need to buy a gun, i already own the other eqiupment....i think i don't need to explain why...
>Playing as dd in wows
>ppl dont look where they use torpedo
>get killed in first min of game ..
Well wows so relaxing game
>>673555929
Asg looks more realistic imho , but few times i meet cheaters..
>>673555949
and paintball balls cost much more
>>673555949
>>673551825
AH-6J Little Bird Dick W/ 7.62 Machine Gun and side-mounted FIM 92 Stinger AA Missiles
>>673556226
Too much asswhoopin'?
>>673556309
The balls are the most expensive parts tho....that's why i prefer lasertag.
>>673555013
The best claim today
>>673556226
Hi Ruby
>>673556309
If I had a doubloon every time I nearly died from a friendly koenigsberg launching torpedoes at 11km+ range enemies from the 2nd line.
>>673556309
Yeah, but what can you do?
>>673556274
Good, hoping my laptop doesn't shit the bed if I fire up WoWs
>>673556099
Moo
>>673556070
>
>>673555949
Yes, actually. Half naked paintball is only for idiots and real men though.
>>673556226
That's lewd, what's up Ruby?
>>673556309
Fucking torpedoes man
>>673555536
Alright, happy to pass it with ya. Don't have any games to play or anything over there?
>>673555644
The division? Nice, heard good things about that game. Hope you have fun with that once you reclaim room dominance.
>>673555657
I'm not that good at them either, though I'm doing a half decent job of managing my faction.
>with liquid and looks really cool and of course it is a playable record.
Nice, sounds classy.
>>673556226
Heyo Ruby, hope the chairs didn't get to you.
>>673556661
Thanks, Atago! How's your weekend been so far?
>>673556588
>>673556309
Russian DD users should blow up their ass with C4
Claiming again =3
>>673556524
More like I got my ass whooped.
>Thanks USMC
>>673556565
Hey Syndra-anon. What's up?
>>673556701
Not much. Just gonna eat and play some vidya later. You?
>>673556802
They didn't. I would never let my guard down around chairs. Too risky
>or black people
G2g for a bit. Cya guys then
>>673556661
Moo moo.
>>673556887
Good, it gets much better when you guys are around
SOOO who's up for some WoWs?
>inb4 not Tenten
>>673556524
Never trying but looks cool
>>673556588
and they will flame cause u dont see this "torps"
>dat feels when u have 6 km range of torpedos and use them on +11 enemy
>>673556661
More fps is supper effective
>>673556701
Torps - pain in ass
>>673556802
I hope it's worth the sixty bucks
>>673557045
I can't get into my room due to painters holding it hostage, playing the division on pc once it's done being painted
>>673556099
Moo, Moo moo!
>>673556661
I'm updating it on my laptop and then we can finally play. Aww yis.
>>673556588
>Königsberg
>launching torpedos 11+ km away from a target
Is it even possible to have players that are this retarded?
>>673557045
>UMSC
Oho, another soldier?
>>673556898
There are still people out there that are thinkink that russian ships are requiring skill....
>>673557071
Bye
>>673556802
It is. I wish I had a horizontal turntable to play it on though. It's not like I'm complaining, it is a limited release after all.
>>673557261
Mooo moo moo!
>>673557266
Moooo!
claimed
>>673557215
Sure
Sweet_Beat
>>673557310
>there are also people here who think Russian planes in War Thunder require skill
>>673557243
I know right
>>673557568
Moo!
>>673557310
Soon enough. I'm just waiting to go down to Boot Camp in June. For now they make us do PT a few times. You in the military?
>>673557261
That sucks dude. How long will they be there?
>>673557071
Take care!
>>673557568
>the book in Atago's hand says "math is fun" on the cover right next to the interlocked gender symbols
>jokes
>>673557764
Moo~
>>673557890
Also I'm sure you can guess what that symbol on the back of the book is trying to convey.
>>673557883
No fucking clue I'm gonna check my room out soon. I hope they'll be done soon
>>673557890
I wish I was the guy in that picture
>>673558159
>a darker skinned cowgirl
You cheating!?
>>673557883
I am. German Navy. It's not really a coincidence that my waifu is a ship...
>>673557764
>people think that russian vehicles in russian games require skill
>>673557243
Not if you know how to use them properly or evade them properly
Best husbando claimed.
>>673558159
It sure as hell isn't a math book...
>>673557045
Smart man.
>>673557261
Yeah, not a big fan of spending that much on games myself. Probably will be though, it's a Tom Clancy game after all.
>>673557487
That would be pretty nice, still sounds like a great setup though.
>>673558313
Heyo Ginko.
>>673558353
>hes thinking of pi
>he wants to creampi I bet
>>673558281
>Russians
>>673558461
Good point, my mom actually almost got hired for Tom Clancy as an assistant, two weeks later he died. To this day I think my mom killed him
>>673558262
How now brown cow.
>>673558353
Multiplication is still math, also you need to accurate formulas to figure out how much of certain liquids is now scattered around the room.
>>673558281
Well then i still prefere ASG
>>673558787
Its just a tan right?
>>673558571
Pretty lewd I must say
>>673558281
Nice to know there's other Soldiers/Sailors/Marines here.
>Ship waifu
It all makes sense now.
>>673558262
Let's hope man! If not, just go with Plan B: Play in the wet paint
>>673558461
I like to think I am
>>673558993
Well where do you think chocolate milk comes from?
>>673559010
>>673559082
That's always an option
>>673559119
Hi yuuko!
>>673559122
Ayy lmao
>>673558625
Damn, that's pretty cool. Quite the coincidence that he died two weeks later as well.
>suspicious hands
>>673559082
Hey, doing a good job of showing those smarts so far.
>>673559119
Heyo Yuuko, hope you slept well.
Stitches claimed
>>673559119
Hey there Yuuko. Sup?
>>673559239
What are they painting exactly? Just the whole room or a portion?
>>673559255
My teacher once told me I was smart. I think she said I was a "smartass"
>>673558461
Hey. Have you and your hand been well today?
>>673559010
>>673559332
>>673559122
>>673559471
Y'all a bunch of lewd fellas tbh fam
>>673559506
Portion
>>673559506
Same dude
>>673559632
Oh we know
>>673559266
>ignoring zagara
>>673559119
Ayo.
>>673559632
I for one have no idea what you are talking about bestgirl.
>>673559471
>>673559332
>>673559577
Bikini time huh?
>>673559239
>>673559255
>>673559506
Hello all hope you're doing well.
>An average person’s yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
>>673559506
Kek, you seem like a smart fella to me. So I wouldn't worry.
>>673559576
Yeah, currently working hand in hand to win this RTS I've been playing. Enjoying the weekend so far, thanks for asking man. You?
>>673559632
Ruri would be in tears.
>>673559705
Oh, continue then, I'll watch and enjoy
Miho claimed
Waking up at 2pm sucks.
I'm back. What did I miss?
>>673559796
Did someone say Bikini party?
>>673559796
I think so
>>673559680
>soft to hard in two seconds flat
>>673559815
Brb puking
>>673559880
Feel free to join in!
>>673559715
Stitche's breasts > Zagara's
>>673559766
Oh, you fellow best, you know what I'm talking about
>>673559821
Speaking of Ruri. Tomoko hasn't come back yet...
>>673559821
What RTS are you trying to win?
And my day's been alright, nothing exciting. Going to start watching the latest season of Durarara!! now, hopefully it's good.
>>673559766
Moo
>>673559896
Right there with you. Not sure what happened.
>>673559815
Oh, it's fun fact time? I have a good one:
>Spiders and humans have less in common than you think - besides the number of the legs.
>>673560163
The german ships (especially Biscuit and Pudding) have a awesome design tho
>how would Tirpitz looks like in KanColle?
Best grill ever is mine
>>673559796
>>673560139
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>>673559632
Let's hope Ruri doesn't get on
>>673559815
I'm doing fine now, thanks
>If a human sperm cell contains 37.5 megabytes of data, and I have 215 million sperm cells, then I have an 8 petabyte ballsack.
>>673559821
My family always pushed me to be highly educated and go to some high-end university, mainly MIT. Glad that worked out well
>Thanks hand-kun. You seem pretty smart yourself
>>673560145
Welcome back Stockinganon! Not much, but you came just in time for the Bikini party
>>673560388
Hey Ginko. Good to see you around.
https://youtu.be/jaYu7GgYbhM
Suzumi is mine.
I'm claiming Rin-chan so she can claim my cummies. Everyone's waifu is trash
Claiming.
>>673560433
>>673560520
>1 out of 10 men with children are unknowingly not raising their child
>>673560433
Let's just pray Germany joins in season 2
>>673560520
>8 petabyte ballsack
Pathetic, come back when you have a 7 Zettabyte ballsack
>>673560743
>Rin-chan
Who?
>>673560163
>Feel free to join in
You won't need to say it twice
>>673553154
Bandage...? Huh... W-well, there are a lot of different types of bandages, with tapes a-and pads for support or cushioning. There are the basic Strip-bandages for small wounds. Some of them are used for pulling both sides of a cut back together and some are for compression, to prevent swelling and build-up of fluids under the skin. There are even some types that are meant to stay on for days. But if the patient is allergic to the material, we would have to use a special glue to cover the wound instead.
A-a-anyways, I-I'd say that I like non-elastic types the best. They aren't too sticky or tight, but they still adequately secure wounds. They're comfortable to wear, too!
>should I reply
>im rather busy
>think about it
>this much time passes before I make up my mind
>apologies
>i need to get back to work
>>673560802
>Hitler was a big fan of The Beatles until he died
>Today is not Thursday
>>673560626
Hey, nice to see you too. Strange music, not quite fond of it.
https://soundcloud.com/macross-82-99/anri-remember-summer-days-82-99-bootleg
I won't be able to share any more music than this though, as I'll be watching Durarara!! in a few.
>>673560802
>More than 10 people a year are killed by a vending machine.
>>673560890
7 Zettabytes? Weak. Talk to me when you have 6 Yottabytes for each ball
>>673561111
last get
>>673561111
>those quads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8c5wmeOL9o
>>673561111
Nice quads
>Rubyanon
>>673561111
Imma check those quads real quick, Ginko
>Emi
New, Tenryuu-certified thread:
>>673561480
>>673561480
>>673561480
>>673561073
No need to apologize Mikan, if you're busy you're busy!
We hope we can spend more time with you soon!
Checked
-Syndranon
