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Cringe bread
>>673507459
>>673507589
Jesus fuck
>>673507589
this guy definitely killed himself sometime after that surgery
beta convo with chick
>>673508241
>pizza with milk
Cringed hard.
>>673507459
" I am a woman "... No, he is a male.
>>673507459
The only thing cringier than posting that pic in a cringe thread is you OP, well done.
>>673507459
>>673507589
>>673508375
10 / 10, would cringe again.
This guy warned us about this shit though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLqHv0xgOlc
>>673508687
I bet she's a vegan tho.
>>673508931
>>673508422
If only Markiplier could see this
>>673508378
> Ghetto white chicks
You mean Trailer trash?
>>673509453
>>673509453
it's youtube, it's safe--and very related
>>673509453
Were you just looking for a reason to post that pic?
>>673508422
this fucking thing about every goddamn person on Tumblr having schizophrenia infuriates me because I think I have schizophrenia (voices, hallucinations, delusions all that shit) and they pass it off in their bio as some fucking trendy thing to have. I just can't deal with their shit
>>673507589
yeah, if someone asked me to do a boob job, that's exactly how I would do it. And I'm not even remotely a doctor.
>>673507589
>>673508422
Wait. So now we get to identify as other people who actually exist?
So can I be Sam fucking Rockwell?
>>673507459
No you don't need feminism.
You need a therapist.
Clearly you are gender confused and want to belong to a group.
The dangers are that you want to join a hate group.
That groups will only lead to violence and hate, but never acceptance.
Become a man, ask out that pretty girl you desire.
Make her your Wife! Have kids! Get a dog called Butch.
Support your family, live like a man and be proud like a man! Your Wife and family are the only people you truly belong to.
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5tJUDR9.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>673507459
I will always read this in mister garrisons voice.
>be me
>look i can greentext too
>officially a /b/rother
>continue with thread
>mfw
>pic unrelated
>nowaitpicrelated.jpg
>>673512545
What is the purpose of your post?
>>673511298
Bags Dan 'chopper van' the man kin
>>673507589
Why...
Do ppl do this SHIT
>>673510779
Right?! It makes people who actually could have it fear getting help or even worse, think they don't need it because it's "cool". Shit, get to a doctor and get a referral for a psych. It's going to be okay, man.
>>673511298
It's nice to meet you, Mr Rockwell. What an honor.
>>673513996
you must be one of these second wave trump supporters who is a single overweight male, who has at least two facebook accounts only for spreading right wing agenda and faps to hentai
>>673507459
>I need feminism it's good fap material
>>673512388
You're retarded, which is why you think you should marry, name a dog, "butch," and why you think repressing your gender identity will make it go away. When was the last you really enjoyed wearing your dress and not just going through the motions?
>>673508687
this is probably b8
>>673508314
Do you have any spare lindenburgs?
>>673508422
wtf am I reading. this is like a secret language to me...
>>673507589
Frankentits...
>>673512545
a lil bit too much of *le 9gag?
>>673507459
whats the bread part mean?? am still new so trying to learn as much as i can??
omg. you people from 4chan are so insensitive! im a otherkin too, and im HORRIFIED by this post. my friend linked me this post and asked what i think. well, ill tell ypu motherf@#$%& what i think.
First of all, let me clarify: i am a Bell H-1 Conbra. Yes, that's right. I Sexually identify myself as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Cobra” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. You guys have no idea what it means to be discriminated for being yourself.
>>673515714
This is the cringiest bait I have ever read in my life, kill yourself faggot.
>>673516024
welcome to the cringe THREAD, faggot. You should be expecting shit like this
>>673516138
fuck off u fucking stupid faggot im a veteran and b has come to gay u did done diddly did do doodly debbie drake
OC cringe, this faggot and his chink
>>673516538
he takes a picture with some asian that is probably his grill?
...
your point?
>>673516664
Hes just autistic jelly faggot, dont mind him
>>673516538
you are one sad jelly fuck anon
>>673516664
>>673516742
The sunglasses, fat, chink. It's totally cringe.
>>673516992
Is that cringe?
>>673516390
can't be real
>>673517171
no it isn't, faggot.
Cringe =/= Ugly people
In fact, ulgy people dating eachother is how it's supposed to be.
Let them be happy with eachother.
>>673517185
on a youtube comment?
yes
>>673517171
I'm still not sure if you posted a picture of yourself and bait to getting "lol totally alpha broooo"- responses, or someone you personally know and hate for taking your chink.
>>673513996
HOLY FUCK, IS THAT THE KID FROM "IT'S A MEME YOU DIP"?!?!?!
>>673517450
It's a very minor thing, but oh well.
>>673517572
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU ROLL ON A YOUTUBE COMMENT? HOW THE FUCK DOES A ROLL HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH WHETHER A BAND HAS POTENTIAL?
it is as bad as the idiots who try to greentext
>>673517450
He was just trying to be funny, jeez
>>673508422
>>673508563
>>673508611
>>673508732
I want to believe these people are joking...
>>673508687
I know this one is joking.
>>673517730
Wow, easy there, dude.
>>673517730
>>673517450
>>673516992
>This faggot triggered by a fucking youtube comment.
Kek.
http://pornohub.su/pornstarslikeitbig-brazzers-ella-hughes-meme-lover-24-02-2016/
>>673516390
Jeez, give a girl a compliment (or 10) and she runs away. And women why they end up with douchebags all the time.
>>673517409
They don't look fat or ugly, though. Maybe this is really lame bait but they're both incredibly average-looking. Like if I typed "average-looking couple" into Google Image Search I'd probably have a hard time finding a more average-looking couple after an hour of scrolling.
>>673518155
>triggered by a fucking youtube comment
it isn't one. it is a general movement by redditfags like you who think that it is cool to greentext on you tube comments and other shit.
>>673507459
At least him saying "I am a woman" answers any questions about his mental health.
>>673518347
I bet that's why your loner faggot with fedora on your head?
>>673508732
I want this to be true. Please.
"Mom, I am a sea cucumber."
>>673510779
Triggered. No honestly I feel you man, these fucks are disgusting.
>>673514383
Let's go through this.
Do you think gender disphoria, or the desire to change sex, is a disease?
>>673516024
>>673516138
>not knowing copy pasta this old.
Is it summer already?
https://youtu.be/UhYYQiFozl8
You aren't ready.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXk1fkdCBHc
>>673520464
that brush cannot be good for your skin
but i guess you have to worry about more things if you are that big
Omega as fuck.
>>673520464
fuck you and your filename
>>673508502
who let her breed?
>>673520464
I lost it when I saw the part with the brush, dafuqmang
>>673509453
>>673520971
>>673508241
Even the girl looks disappointed in the beta candlelight meal
>>673508422
>>673521177
It's got all you might expect from a candle light dinner - a slice of pizza, a glass of milk.
>>673521234
keked
>>673520920
>Weird Al Yankmadik
>>673507589
Impressive
>>673516390
holy shit how do people even do this?
>>673521477
Did not realize, thank you anon. kekd and checked
>>673517171
you're fucking retarded
How about a classic?
>>673516742
fuck thats painful to read
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXk1fkdCBHc
>>673518347
well done m8
>>673508241
>even the fucking pillow looks ashamed to be involved
This reminds me of that series of deviantart pictures that have some guy with MLP characters crudely MS Paint'd in and every character looks completely disgusted or depressed.
>>673520951
hm just an english kid...nothing cringy here
>>673516390
Started out cringy, but turned out to be absolutely hilarious. I'm 99% sure that guy is taking the piss.
>>673516538
Op is mad this guy can get some poontang while he's on /b bitching about someone else's life
>super cute hairy babely lady
Gets me everytime.
>>673508687
is her profile picture her standing on grass
>>673522719
>>673521755
*sips mountain dew*
>hahahahahaha
>>673522719
Cmon guys OP was kind enough to start up a cringe thread no need to post his gf
>>673519008
>>673517730
Clearly your Autist self can't recognize a b/rethren who not only agrees with the comment, but was doing it in a funny way.
>>673511298
Nice choice!
How does someone "try" to greentext you just do
>see?
>>673516538
wtf is wrong with you, they are happy couple and probably have more sex than you will ever have. What's cringe bout that?
>>673517171
you are cringe material
>>673508422
are you a male or a female?
markiplier.
topkek im done.
>>673520464
Is that a hole in the side of her belly?
>>673522939
>implying you weren't cringy when you were 12 years old
>>673520464
I'm impressed that fucking scrub brush went as far as what I thought it was going to. Well, not impressed more disgusted but still. Shit went deep
>>673520966
>did you just request labor from me?
Guarantee this cunt never did anything remotely close to labor. I now wish death upon this spoiled dumb bitch
>>673520966
what a fag
>>673507589
4chan never ceases to amaze me at their detective skills.
>>673523080
Stick to grunting and drooling instead of writing and talking. This is too painful.
>>673522939
I like how the first time I saw this pic it didn't have the "Her wall" text on it so some numbnuts didn't think the post "Why is this on my wall" was enough to clue the reader into the fact that it was posted on her wall and so they added that text to the image...
>hahahahaha
>>673522356
>>673508687
Every time I see a post with a bunch of passive aggressive smiley faces like that I just want to punch it out of my monitor
>>673508502
oh god they're reproducing
>>673508563
if only that were true
This one should get you all squirtin'.
>>673523665
Dude can you please tage the fucking pic before posting it
>looks like gore
>>673522719
U can literally see the crease her sweatpants made from pulling them up so fucking high, way past her belly button. Love me some thicc girls but if you're wearing pants that damn high then I'm out.
>>673521139
underrated
This has been a milestone for the cringey.
>>673523411
she's the co-founder of a movement called Give Your Money To Women which is all about demanding beta males to pay for any interaction with females whatsoever
it's pretty funny and she actually makes bank off the beta orbiters
>>673517171
>>he has a gf
>>admittedly they're both fugly
>>you don't
No anon, you are the cringe.
>>673516538
Here we go, another purple vest iPhone guy.
To the guy who posted this, move on, life will be better for you when you focus on improving yourself and not being a whiny little loser.
>>673520464
Ew ew ew ew ew
>>673523490
Stick to living In a basement and pretending you're contributing to life.
>>673522719
i thought she was wearing panties at first she has so much hair
>>673523961
Patient zero.
>>673508563
Implying fish don't breath oxygen
>>673518347
I bet you're justing laughing; laughing at how bad her boyfriend treats her. Especially compared to how well you'd treat your gf. amirite?
>>673523814
What the hell is wrong with this generation?
>>673524459
I think he might have been being /s ... Lol
>>673524374
I like that filename. That's a good fucking filename.
>>673512476
thats mrs garrison
>>673515714
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
>>673524666
>>673524374
>>673523723
>>673522356
Lotta Soulsfags ITT.
>>673522719
>>673522779
Hairy chicks are my fetish, but she seems gross and a bitch.
>>673508422
This person sounds like someone I have talked with. I wouldn't be surprised if this person actually is the one I'm thinking about...
>>673508563
hey lets make up some new gender, post it on tumblr about how opressed you are, let these stupid fucks eat it up. i.e. tribussexual - feeling like a man, woman and a trans at the same time.
>>673524659
I know man, I think you may have missed my reference.
>>673525208
thats called gender fluid it exists
got some
>>673507589
>>673524991
Yea, she's one of those cunts who you can tell just from seeing her that she has a personality like rancid shit.
tumblrtards
>>673525208
You already tried this with that shitty thread that already died and went nowhere faggot. Stop beating a dead horse. You're the one we're cringing over.
>>673525335
>I hate black people because they scare ne.
Oh no he didn't-
>>673524991
How shit are you with women that you have to lower your standards so far that "hairy women are your thing"?
more tumblr
>>673525623
The fact that you reposted this at all instead of letting it die is the purest cringe.
>>673525769
>I don't know what a fetish is
>>673525949
well what did you expect in a cringe thread
>>673516538
"Here is a picture of my chink and I, posted to manipulate you all into complimenting us"
>>673516538
Well this post turned on you quickly, hasn't it anon?
>>673520464
Why hasn't she died yet???
>>673523731
>>673525287
fucking come up with something better then
>>673525878
>misappropriated
>By the target audience
How can you be so unaware of yourself and reality?
>>673525638
you know it's a good idea fagot
>>673526383
chansexual it's where you are sexually atracted to moot or you identify as him
>>673526163
I think she's <25. Humans are surprisingly hard to kill, but fear not, she's getting 40 tops.
>>673524659
Aw shit dawg, that's my main man Devon Sweeny
>>673523665
>tag your gore/pomegranates
goddammit
>>673521341
Trumps second option if building a wall doesn't keep immigrants out
>>673507459
found this one off someones facebook last night
>>673525878
>>673524838
that bitch looks white to me
>>673526792
You bigot, obviously she identifies sexually as a black woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9iEhhWh6kU
Ouch
>>673526742
Rape jokes have shock value.
Next question?
Youtube L9iEhhWh6kU
God damn it
>>673526893
>she identifies sexually as a black woman
>sexually as a black woman
>sexually
>black
its funny because thats actually something that these people would defend
>>673521139
>>673516390
Woah slow down
>>673526742
>She doesn't like rape jokes
>SURE IS CRINGE HURFUDURUD
You should off yourself.
>>673526581
Sup bitcheeees
>>673525878
>MLP IS A SHOW FOR YOUNG GIRLS, FUCK OFF BRONIES!!!
>MLP ISN'T A SHOW FOR GIRLS, FUCK OFF BIGOTS!!!
>>673527275
....How did she drink that through her mask?
>>673526720
lol wtf
>>673508931
and now how many progressives call themselves marxists, makes me sick.
>>673516390
(lol)
>>673527043
>60 likes
Damn, atheist.gamer's fucking killing it.
>>673525977
>>a form of sexual desire in which gratification is linked to an abnormal degree to a particular object, item of clothing, part of the body, etc
>>MFW fags with shit taste/no skill with women think that everything even slightly strange is considered a fetish because they don't know what it actually means
>>673527464
bronies
>>673527374
It's funny to me that you think that.
>>673527236
Ne. She's judging everyone who likes something she doesn't, certain she's got the moral high ground while being an absolute bitch.
>>673508931
this is crazy, its happening hard core
>>673527514
>Never hearing about an armpit hair fetish
What the fuck would you call it if it's not a fetish?
>>673508508
>OP thinking that mess of a human being cringe, is worse than a fucked up gender that doesn't realize feminism has NOTHING to do with his mental condition
Tumblr-whale detected!
>>673527514
Nigger, what fucking point are you trying to make, because you're doing a damn good job of making yourself look retarded.
>>673516538
We have this picture everyday in every cringe thread. Also Bait.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsjqRk4a_Oc
>>673508314
Fucking furries will never cease to amaze me.
>>673527043
I will never ever understand how these whiteknight faggots can't see what they are doing. They ACTUALLY THINK they are protecting women BY COMPLETELY negating a woman's agency of her own.
I can't describe how this is pissing me off in the SJW/Feminist/Neckbeard sphere.
>>673522719
is that Noelle from cali?
>>673512545
thanks for the oc, faggolion.
>>673527429
...
But your gender actually limits your athletic abilities. Why would anyone deny that? Does she think women can compete with men in competitions? If so, why would she say otherwise? If not, does she suggest that female sportsmen just aren't trying hard enough? Fuck logic, because my quality, I guess.
>>673521755
Gets me every time
this is hot
>>673528615
Hahaha.. never lower your standards, m9.
>>673527236
Is this bait? I really hope so.
Jokes are jokes across the board. Holocaust/9-11/dead baby jokes are all funny as hell if said at the right time so why the fuck is rape somehow on a higher level?
time to pull out the big guns.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc
>>673516538
his girlfriend is hot, im happy for this guy
>>673528823
i think he was too drunk to notice
>>673528615
Huh.
I didn't know Dee Snider was into dudes.
>>673510779
Here, anon, if you need it.
Godspeed, you magnificent bastard, you'll get through this.
>>673528827
>Implying he laughs at those jokes
>Anyone who doesn't have the same humor as me is a faggot or b8
>>673528848
>that kick that went no where near the goal
>the kiss dodge
>two hugs and a thumbs up.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry for the poor memelord
>>673508422
this.... i cant even understand this world anymore, about 15 years back i thought the gays were the weirdest creepiest people that could exist
>>673522868
my fuck someone with fluttershy talks shit to me id ruin their day with my fists/cock
>>673510779
My grandpa is schizo'd out. He calls himself Richard now, but these tumblr faggots seriously don't even know how fucking horrifying it can be. He wakes up with intense hallucinations of hell and fighting demons and shit. He believes without a doubt that he is god and the richest man in the world. Schizophrenia isn't calling yourself a fucking dog, these kids are just trying to out-do the next retard who wants to think they're an animal
>>673514253
It really isn't hard to spot them, huh?
>>673524659
he smokes and plays with butterfly knives, and hates school. kids alright
>>673518254
What>>673518155
>>673529313
that probably means you were a lesser degree of human evolution
>>673526650
i think this works better than a wall
>>673527236
go be a libcuck somewheres else fuckin cry baby
>>673521755
>don't be scared I'm a nice guy
HOW CAN YOU EVEN BE THIS BAD AT CONVERSING?!
>>673527043
haha poor guy is trying to get out of the friend zone and buddy isn't picking up on the cues/ doesn't care
>>673524553
Faggot no discipline parenting
>>673519453
why did i laugh so hard...
>>673520801
fuck this
>>673528179
This. It's almost ironic; they really don't realize that they're so much worse than that which they think they're preventing. I blame lack of a strong male figure while growing up.
>>673528615
poor drunk guy, his friends are a bunch of shitheads though
>>673529313
15 years ago you weren't even born, and the world was a better place for it.
>>673530461
10/10 cringe.
>>673529183
>implying implying
>you sir are a cuck and a faggot
>pimpin out your boyfriend to big black men while you watch, fuckin sad
>>673508687
>deleted from the internet
Oshit, l337 h4xx0r in the house
Hope she doesn't fucking synapse my washing machine
>>673508502
jeezus, someone fucked that ms potato head
>>673522939
Poor guy, was a little like this when I was young too. Not being cringy is a skill to learn and hopefully this kid will learn it before college
>>673531122
i'm glad you caught that
>>673511298
I identify as Mark the Mint Man on Mondays
On Wednesdays I identify as Doublemint-Dave
All other days I identify as a bean
>>673531329
kill it
>>673531372
anyone have that post, mine seems to be missing
>>673523961
holy fucking shit...
is this really THAT screencap?
was this where it started?
>>673526575
THAT is a lot better
>>673524553
inability to detect satire
>>673517571
SHIT THAT MIGHT BE
>>673526462
Every day we fall further from the light
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3VhdHx5nYI
>>673530350
no, it means the human race is turning in to a bunch of degenerate scum. this shit is pathetic.
i identify as a watemelon/black trans woman i have sex with only black men through my back vagina. i was born with a genetic deformaty meaning i have an extra large clitoris with i urinate through - but no vaginal opening.
because my dad is a watermelon and my mother is half chinese and half werewolf i can transform in to a watermelon on full moons - i am plantkin.
i cant go on anymore its too disgusting.
>>673531144
Check'd
>>673531761
Well, so the legend goes. But given the simplicity it could have multiple causes. It's the correct time though (late 2010).
>>673531659
Heres the bean one
>>673532909
there will be none left on 2025
>>673533014
I still don't get why we don't punish parents (or anmial owners) for overfeeding what they are supposed to care for. It's simply abuse.
>>673532822
Check'd
>>673521755
>"Let's watch Hercules, even though he and other Gods aren't real"
Holy shit, can you not just watch a movie without having to bring up your religious beliefs?
>>673515714
Thats fucking beautiful, saved.
>>673533689
i do not comprehend the reason behind this
>>673515714
this is as ancient as dinosaur skeletons for fucks sake
>>673534207
Apart from any logical reasoning for or against this and negating every question of how anyone could come up with it, let alone consent to it: Imagine the smell. What the actual fuck.
>>673510779
My dad was afflicted. My heart goes out to you anon. You're gonna be okay.
>>673526742
This dumb bitch. Rape jokes are about the person telling the joke.
>>673516315
Wut?
>>673516742
>sorry, thought you wanted to chill
I just don't get why she thought ignoring him was okay
>>673528848
Honestly, I didn't even really see the cringe here, other than the fedora. He's just a bit of an awkward kid. The dancing was actually not bad, and it was kind of ballsy for him to do all that. He'll probably grow out the awkwardness once puberty really sets in
>>673526163
because she;s actually very healthy. You people and your sizeisms. You can't judge health by looking at someone, she probably works out and swims. When I was that big I jogged everyday, unfortunately I have a thyroid issue, mixed with larger genetics, I just kept gaining weight despite starving myself and jogging everyday. I am healthy just like this girl because you can be healthy at every size
>>673526650
kek
>>673529727
Fuck off you 12 year old
>>673512388
Responding to a meme op posted....do you also try to have conversations with portraits on the wall?
>>673523665
Alright, next raid I'm just going to post gore fruit. Time to go get that folder ready.
>>673523392
Kinda makes you think you should put ya dick in ya know
>>673523598
This is how Donald Trump brought up his daughter.
>>673522868
haha
several times I have won over a girl that another guy was going for, or had a jealous ex bf. They've said shit LIKE this to me but no one ever went off the deep end like this guy. Hearing the jealousy of those guys and this guy gives me a rush. I won over your crush, I am better than you and anything you say will make her dislike you more. It gives me a boner that I later use to fuck their crush.
>>673526720
kek
>>673533689
this cant be real? what is happening ><
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkoypI0yjrQ
mood is lightened by the /b/ro behind the camera tho its fucking amazing
>>673533689
Is there a story behind this or something? I just... I-I don't...
