Hands Thread
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Hands Thread
>>673322794
hand or arm? because thats not your hand, thats your arm.
>>673322947
can you draw a black line in your hand? please
Rate
>>673323794
where is the black line?
:^)
>>673323968
>>673322947
there you go fucker
>>673324779
That's not your hand that's your arm
>>673324960
nice arm, little bitch
>>673322794
5/10
>>673323794
4/10
>>673324310
4/10
> inb4 emo attention whore
>>673325129
Why thank you I suck dick for a living :)
>>673324960
now show us ur tits :D
>>673325609
I usually do not sleep op the floor but hung over as fucking shit so put my mattress in the livingroom because no TV in bedroom. Also, one of the neighbors is DRILLING
>>673325847
> man hands
> visible arm hair
> so much makeup
Not passable enough to be a trap, 4/10
>>673326170
well not a trap actually a girl,
i have hairy armes because my dad has italian genetics and so much make up because i just like to browse b while doing my makeup.
and man hands, well i do have large hands and the nails make them look bigger but i dont give a fuck <3
>>673326887
> italian
nevermind, that explains it. if my gf's facial hair wasn't fine and transparent she would look more grizzled than me.
>>673327194
yeah i know i have so much makeup, i like it that way.
Can't quite reach it.
>>673327698
▲
▲ ▲
At least you don't look like a jersey shore greasebag
ok, joining in
Just fuck my shit up /b/
>>673325462
THERES A BUN BUN
>>673329866
I know you have a big penis.
>>673330048
How?
>>673330093
Your index finger is alot shorter than your ring finger which means you were exposed to alot of testosterone in the womb. Look up digit ratio.
>>673330215
Huh. Well, thanks for telling me that I guess...
>>673330048
>>673329866
is it true?
>>673330215
Could just be the angle of the photo.
>>673330645
Ah, ok. Much easier to tell in this one. Sexy hand, by the way.
>>673330047
Yeah, I rescued him (The Bun) last year. Someone let him loose in a city park, Poor bastard was covered in ticks and emaciated. Now he's healthy, i gotta find him a new home
>>673331176
Awww!!! How fucking awesome. Put him in a box and ship him to my house Jesus Christ he's fucking adorable. Good on you m8
>>673331176
marry me
ill promise to give head whenever you want
>>673331176
>chubby bunny.
so cute.
>>673331413
No dice. I couldn't trust just anybody. There have been a few people who I had to turn down because they wanted to keep him outside, etc. Plus shipping a living thing? I don't feel right
Oh just at work
>>673332044
I was kidding about shipping him to me.
I also believe that if a bun is well behaved they should be allowed inside just like a cat/dog whatever.
And I understand needing to trust someone with him. You put a shitload of care into him. There's gotta be an emotional attachment there
>>673331483
That's sweet of you But I happily taken. But if anybody in the Hartford area wants to setup an interview and meet the fella, I'd be down
>>673332222
check'd
>>673332357
Most definitely. Sad, I've rescued two bunnies in the past year in this city, both were right after Easter. Don't get your kids Bunnies for Easter, They're a 10 year minimum commitment, not a present. Here's the bunny i got for my gf two years ago
>>673332848
Ohmygodddd !!!
>>673332848
But yeah, buns are not a good gift for small kiddos. They get left in the sun and cooked or carelessly let go.
This is now a Bunny Thread
>>673324310
nice nails you faggot
First Rescue with the gf
>>673334238
I'm so glad that decent people exist
>>673334690
Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge scumbag. I'm on here at 4 in the am. But animals are so very rad, gotta help em out. Heres a video of Pearl https://youtu.be/tDsMXRek2r4
>>673335089
Hey, I'm here too so there's no shame. I don't give a fuck about what crazy shit people do as long as theyre good to animals.
>>673335204
Do you have any pets? Pics or it didn't happen
![160301200235-donald-trump-small-hands-moos-pkg-erin-00001214-large-169[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1457/688/1457688672724.jpg "160301200235-donald-trump-small-hands-moos-pkg-erin-00001214-large-169[1]")
>>673335330
this is my baby. I got her when I was 6 and we've been best friends ever since. Her name is Roxy
>>673335330
Here's another one of her
>>673335954
D'aww! Adorable. She's a Boston terrier? Sorry i dont know shit about dogs.
>>673336164
Yes she is ^.^ purebred. She acts like a fucking cat though
R8 or h8
>>673336525
Faggot 5/7
>>673322794
>>673324310
>>673325099
Ever heard about nailclipper?
>>673325233
>>673325609
Pedophile
>>673327956
Nignog
>>673328520
Faggot
>>673329866
7/10
>>673332222
9/10
>>673334720
underage
>>673336301
h8
>>673336525
>laptop
>>673336280
I had a pure bred rotti that was the same way
>>673336712
I have. I play classical guitar so I grew out the nails on my left hand to pick with.
Read my palm
>>673336975
I need to take more pictures of her when I get home for rare occasions like this! Rotties are so cute! I am just an all around animal lover
Fatass here.
>>673337308
Ugh...can't read anything. All that wanking probably imprinted the lines on your dick
>>673337397
You play bass, don't you?
>>673325609
>>673336712
>pedophile
How did you know o.O
>>673337360
Take all the pictures. Animals are the coolest. I miss my Rotti. Passed away a few months ago.
>>673337556
Hm why do you assume that?
That should answer your question.
I have shit tier dogs sadly.
Hand
>>673337654
Calluses. Shiny skin difference in pigment at the tips consistent with playing a fretted instrument. I just guessed at the bass guitar part.
>>673337740
Your pups are super cute!!
>>673337740
No dogs are shit tier. Dogs are the coolest.
>>673337652
Aw man, that's unfortunate.
My dog is getting close to the end of her cycle :/ so I'm pretty scared that one day I'll come home and she won't be there.
>>673327698
You know the rules.
Shit tier cat too.
I think he's autistic.
>>673338017
It's unfortunate thing. But this makes sense
>>673336712
faggot? no, girl.
>>673337897
I do play but not bass!
>>673338331
Aww )': that's so so true
>>673338261
ALL PETS ARE GOD TIER
>>673337397
what does the tattoo say?
femanon is curious
>>673338605
Tits or gtfo
>>673322794
Roast my faggy arm
>>673338605
Got it when I was 17 and dumb. Horrible placement. But fuck it.
>>673337752
Cut your fucking fingernails. Or atleast clean them
My hands look retarded
>>673338868
You have a job? Cause you will not get a new one with this shit
>>673338868
And she made some of the words crooked. Don't do shit without planning I just walked in one day and said I wanted this.
>>673339018
Looks like fingers are 2/3 of normal size
>>673339023
I do.
>>673338957
Y do u have 8 fingers?
>>673339189
Because he found this pic on Google
>>673338660
dickpic for more
>>673339189
Oh jesus fuck how did I not notice that
>>673338957
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
>>673339268
oh sorry hah
>>673339023
Concrete worker. Make $21 an hour not amazing but it pays the bills.
>>673338868
not that bad tho, did you write it/where is it from?
>>673339189
>8
it's 6
Dunno, this shit was from the birth but only on right hand
>>673339307
Joke's on you I'm a fucking girl
>>673339416
jokes on you im Bi
>>673339416
those are some nice tits though
>>673339396
A band. A really edgy band. Counterparts. ;)
>>673339404
I counted 8
>>673339547
i agree
>>673339561
;) i like you anon.
>>673339547
Well thank you ^~^
I have small hands
>>673339608
And thank you too
>>673339678
you should post more
Nick vujicic don't like it
>>673339416
>>673339307
Those are two great sets of tits
>>673339676
This song to be exact
https://youtu.be/Ry1Qps2bG10
>inb4 faggot
>>673339584
It's some film or what?
Sup fegs
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>>673339805
pls make it moar blury feg
Shit everyone here has forearm tats.
R8
>>673339785
ill watch it, hold on
>>673339784
well thank you
>>673339805
Do you have fucking Parkinson's or something m8?
>>673339888
Checked
>>673340044
>>673339888
Phone battery dropped below 5% last second so it cut the pic short will redo when it charges
>>673340044
kek
>>673340009
You're most welcome
This is the only other one I'm posting~
Solely because I like it
>>673339784
Thanks :*
>>673339888
checked
>>673340207
Gorgeous
>>673340207
Show your face.
>>673340118
Hello skeletor my old friend
Sorry for the flipped pic kek
He /b/
>>673340309
No thanks too many of my personal friends lurk
>>673340367
Oh its not flipped I thought it was kek
>>673340380
fuck you
>>673340207
whale
>>673340367
Attention whore this is a HAND/BUNNY/KITTY/DOGGY/TITTY thread. Not an "i am too much of a pussy to an hero" thread
>>673340248
You're welcome. Moar?
>>673340367
im sorry
>>673340484
True
>>673340333
kek if you think that's skeletor you should see my arms
>>673340568
only a scab 0/10
>>673340568
XDDDD
>>673340568
10/10
>>673340527
Hands are boring dude. Bunnies and tits are way cooler than regular hands
>>673340003
real slap-a-bitch hands, massive palm and stubby fingers. respect
>>673340759
I agree, I just included the hand part because this was originally a hand thread until we got into better subjects
Kek me faggots.
EnragedYouth.
Spam me.
Make me cum /b/.
>>673340207
Show your belly.
>>673341353
No keep it hidden fatass
>>673339785
sound good tho
>>673341419
I like fat chicks bellies!
>>673341564
Nobody else wants to see that shit
>>673341419
Ok, now you guys are being dildos. I'd say dicks but you're a bit too fake. I'm out.
Pretty sure someone will know who I am, also some foot too.
>>673341728
Nice tat :D
Dubs and I'll stab myself.
>>673341728
i think i know you...
>>673341906
Guess what country I am from and you might.
>>673341663
faggot
>>673341728
Fucking gay tatto.
>>673341939
either germany or the US idk Dx
Jelly of my new Apple Watch?
>>673341994
so being attracted to females that actually have nice bodies makes a person a fag?
Looks like I'm going to the next gay pride rally. Enjoy your obese land whales kek
>>673342136
nah wrong on both.
>>673342028
fucking gay ass writing
kill yourself
>>673342205
damn! norway?
>>673342274
ooh close.
>>673342295
SWEDEN? OMG
>>673342361
You are correct!
>>673342295
danmark, sverige eller norge
cant be finland.. right?
>>673342463
NICE im from norway
>>673342466
the fuck...
>>673342509
Sverige
>>673342542
We should hang out, maybe suck each other's cocks.
>>673342651
sorry, im not a guy..
>>673342855
That works too. I am not too picky when it comes to gender.
>>673343084
that makes the two of us then
rosieetea on skype
>>673343084
Its dicks like you that give straight people aids
>>673342855
You can suck my cock if you want :3
>>673343310
Sorry I am not adding someone random on skype. If you ever visit Sweden and see a guy with the same tat on the right arm, feel free to talk to me.
Also if that really is your skype, be prepared to be added by quite a few of sad neckbeards pretending to be me.
>>673343313
You mean I turn straight people gay? I take that as a compliment.
>>673343583
ill suck you any time
>>6673339307
me
>>673343718
Are you >>673342855
?
>>673343717
sweden is big, what area, if i go there ill look for you.
and if you ever go to north norway, come find me.
>>673343829
yes, sorry i messed up
thats a nice cock
>>673343717
no, fucktard. You being a faggot, bang a girl who will bang anything, your aids ridden shitdick gives her aids, she gives all kinds of things the disease in return
>>673344014
Karlstad? :3
Do you swallow?
Here
>>673344107
i swallow :3
Värmland? might be going this summer actually
>>673344258
Yes Värmland. When exactly? :)
>>673344343
end of June/ beginning of july
if work- end of june
if not- whenever i feel like
>>673344058
im the girl he was talking to
and im slightly confused..
Våxnäs
>>673343950
South, if you wanna know more you'll have to post something with a timestamp.
>>673344058
Here's a picture, just for you my friend.
>>673344605
"something" as in nudes or just pic?
>>673344343
still here?
>>673342466
alien/10
1/2
>>673345829
Yes, Im sorry I was on the phone.
>>673346777
>>673346883
R8 my fucken hands cunts
>>673345272
Usually I would ask for tits and timestamp like the /b/tard I am but I won't. You seem like a nice girl so i'll add you on skype or something if you want to chat. Just post a pick of yourself with your skype-name in it.
>>673346923
big but skinny
good looking, would love to have them on my tits any time.
>>673346895
no worries
>>673347315
So, u have kik or something?
>>673347245
Thanks anon, it sounds weird but I've always found my hands incredibly pleasing to look at. Glad to know someone else appreciates them in a fucking kind of way.
>>673347448
That style of watch just screams 'autism' to me when I see them. Anyway, your hands are pretty good. I don't know if it's the shit lighting or not but they look a bit soft, if the were rougher looking I'd consider them top tier. So like an 8/10 ignoring the watch.
>inb4 fat
>>673347845
Middle age woman more like. What the fuck have you done to yourself?
>>673347470
junemlk on kik
>>673347185
(pic)
>>673347555
hands are my thing :) i like them
>>673347974
32 y/o male here.
Im the same truckerfag that did the ama last week.
>>673347991
AHAHAHAHAH
>>673347448
>>673347757
Here you go without the watch
>>673348061
Y-you too.
>>673348121
Nice. I haven't been on /b/ in 6 months so I don't know your story unfortunately. You're hands aren't bad though, I just feel like shitposting.
>>673347974
Here, another view with my face.
>>673348211
Not bad, perspective makes it iffy but they're solid af.
>>673348485
No worries. Isnt that why we're all here? To shit post?
>>673348485
y-yes me too o.o
>>673348548
Your hands look way fucking different from back to front.
>>673347606
Right hand w 12 oz coffee cup for scale
>>673348204
faggot
>>673348666
u no it
>>673348691
Back of my hands have been exposed to A LOT of sun light. Been driving these things for 10 years now. The uv screen in the windows is sub par at best.
>>673348713
post your little boy hands then.
>>673348794
Ah. My old line of work (don't ask, I'm not telling ever) involved being barefoot on VERY rough terrain for long hours so the bottom of my feet are like solid fucking rock now. If you ended up getting skin cancer would you sue your employers? It seems like a case that could actually make it somewhere.
>>673349116
No, i dont think a lawsuit would work. Probably get thrown out as being one of those "acceptable risk" things. It comes with the job.
Rate
>>673349671
need better picture
Time for this truckerfag to get moving. /b/ ill see you faggots later.
>>673349852
have a nice day
Taking a shit, someone might know me though
>>673350166
Weak
>>673349769
>>673350166
Looks like little female arms lmao.
>>673350821
No one cares about your faggot arm
>>673350821
long arm you got there
ill give it a solid 8
>>673338215
They're not attention whoring, they're just proving their not a faggot.
>>673350867
it is lmao
>>673339573
This means you're retarded.
>>673351120
Thx bos
>>673351303
The weak should fear the strong. You know the rules. Tits + timestamp.
My scarring isnt gay cuz i tattood it you fags
