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PAY ATTENTION: I have been practicing dark magic for 10+ years

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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PAY ATTENTION:

I have been practicing dark magic for 10+ years now.

Every post that ends in 77 will inherit great wealth in the coming week.

Every post that ends in 66 will die a very painful death in the following day.

Shall you take your chances?
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Roll lmao
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>>673293394
im not going to get either so why do i care?
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well shit
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>>673293499
What does mine mean?
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>>673293672
You will go to divine places upon death.
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>>673293394
Have also been practicing for 10 years.

You are full of shit.
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Rollin again
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Eh let's give it a shot. Irish luck don't fail me now.
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Fuck it.
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>>673293394
Please... Weath.
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>>673293977
Congratulations.
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This shit is a lie. I can prove it.
All you need to do is rub scented fucking oils on it.
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Plz monies
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>>673294074
Thanks
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fuck it
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>>67329339
copy pasta?
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>>673294133
You will go to horrendous places upon death.
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66 for painful death
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>>673293394
k
>>673293977
gratz
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why the fuck not
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Please
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ROKL
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:stopsound:
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Rolling. Plz I need money real bad
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>>673293394
77 get
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Pls daddyo
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>>673295230
What's this?
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66 get
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Sure.
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easy
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Witness me
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rollorino
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Ok
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Da magics
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I'll take my chances
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>>673295466
rip
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>>673295466
Get FUCKED
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>>673295567
Idk which one i was closer to, wealth or death
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10 years huh
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Rollll
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>>673293394
i think op is a faggot but im in
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>>673295466
Your fucked bro
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>>673293394
well, if i win, then i make a ton of money, if i die, my family makes a ton of money, if neither then nothing happens. I'll give it a shot
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>>673295466
God damnit m8
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bring it on
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Why not both?
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rerroll
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>>673293394
Just fuck my shit up fam
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Checkum
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>>673293394
So magic works thru the interwebs?
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66 get
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Rolli polli
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rell
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>>673295995
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>>673293394
they see me rolling
they practicing dark magic
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rerell
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shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
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What do these dubs mean?
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Pay it off roll
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I welcome death
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Roll!
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Rollem, yea
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>>673296263
Re rollen
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fuck... roll
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Pic related is the kind of magic that is OP's specialty
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>>673296473
close but not enough
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Rollo
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Any1 here like naruto?
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>>673296555
This means you will have a 50% chance of receiving great wealth, and a 50% chance of dying a painful death.
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>>673296288
What do I get?
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Wee lad
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>>673293394
Roll
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Rrreroll
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>>673293394
roll
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I need a job more than I need a dick in my ass. Both would be appreciated greatly.
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R
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>>673296757
at least it's 50% chance, unlike >>673295466
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I risked it for da biskit in last thread
Got 77 and lived
I cheated death bitch
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Rolling for sweet death
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Worth it i guess
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dubs speak for themselves... ^^^^^^^ ^^
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Rolll
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Rolling wish me luck
>66
>an heroing instantly
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death sounds pretty good. If I roll trips can get a quick one?
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>>673297655
So close faggot
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>>673293394
lets roll for greatest sketties
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Last try
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ayy lmao
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It won't hurt to try will it?
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Either option seems nice to me
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>>673298076
Fuck so close
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>>673297176
Off by one
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>>673293394
roll
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>>673298058
rerolling
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>>673298167
>>673298076
Fucking fuck, I feel like flirting with death
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I'm dead not big suprise.
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rewlin
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>>673293394
either way, i win
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>>673298076
sew close
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IM GOING TO DO IT IF I DON'T TALK TO A REAL HUMAN BEING.

(402) 3190276
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Rerolling for a nice, long, and painful death
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Death would be sweet
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oh shit,,
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Fuck it
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xD
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Rolling faggots
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last try fags
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last roll with death by my side...
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Last time naggers
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onion rolls
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Spare me already
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duck roll
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B
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Hoping death
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>>673293394
Yeah sure why not
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I got dis
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>>673293394
Sure why not
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>>673295466
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66 get pls.
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K
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666
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If QUADS, everyone on /b/ kills themselves
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Roll.Let me get that 66.
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>>673293394
Sup
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>>673299766
Rip fam
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I'm afraid of no ghost
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Sounds like bait...but rolllllllliiingggg
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>>673293394
Would rather inherit great wifi
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come draw le epic doge may mays

http://flockdraw.com/8odstj
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>>673293394
fuck it, I'll roll on this shit.
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Niggers
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>>673293394
Roll
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Rollerino
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Roll for 66
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Fug me
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I await the sweet release of death
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>>673299766
Aaaeeeee
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Please kill me
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rollllllllll
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>>673293394
roll
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make it swift
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Last roll
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Kill me
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>>673293394
Rollimus maximus
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let the gods of luck weave my fate, ROLL!
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re-roll for good measure
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>>673293394
did i win?
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>>673301500
>>673293394
What does mine mean?
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>>673293394
lemme win this
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>>673301802
kek
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>>673293394
how hard is it to get 77?
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>>673293394
Rollin'
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Chances are there to be taken
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Roger that.
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>>673293394
rollin
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>>673293394
roll money
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death awaits me
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>>673293394
gimme
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last one
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fuck it, roll
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77 Right
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not sure what would be better
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Ok
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stink
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rollaroni
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Fuck it roll it
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dark magic eh?
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Might as well.
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I want to die.
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Win win
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Double roll
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i
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...
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Ah what the hell...
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i hope i fucking die
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bedtime
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>>673298696
Nice trigger safety
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>>673303071
so close
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I'll take that bet
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>>673293394
If I don't get 66 I'll just do it my fucking self.
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>>673293394
lol yeah dog
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>>673303178
Off by Juan ...
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I got 66.
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rolls royce
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Darky magic?
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^^ has herpies
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re rollo
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>>673293394
well
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fucking rip me
>66 get my niggas
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>>673301165
you got lucky, faggot
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>>673293394
Re-roll!
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roller, lookin to dat 66
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>>673303457
Rolling
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>>673303420
nice 420 bruh
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>>673303444
trips
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>>673303444
omg i wasted trips on this
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>>673293394
whatever. Such a homo.
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Money money money
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I raise you 3 Kings and a pint of brandy
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>>673293394
fuck this gay earth
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lemme have 77
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>>673303528
re-roll-aroni
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>>673293394
If I could get great wealth through a good job I book....
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i'm game
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>>673303420
How do you know tho?
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2 more times
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I am A helldiver
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Again loop
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roll+
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>>673293394
roll
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>>673303772
his dark powers says so
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iRoll 3g
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Meh
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>>673303985
ROLL FAGGOT
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Roll on!
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>>673293394
Roll hope for 66
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Rollerino
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iRoll 4
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>>673293394
77 bottles of beers
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roll...
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iRoll 4s
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>>673293394

Thanks OP. Nothings happens in my life though
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How many times can I push this button?

https://youtu.be/LJQ-LZYAMBQ
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Rolling for death.
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iRoll 5
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....
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>>673293394
rollinrollinrollinrollin
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iRoll 5s
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Rawlins
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Rolls
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iRoll 6
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Niggaaaaa
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iRoll 6s
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>>673304220
Rerolling.
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Rolling for painful death please.
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>>673293394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-JqH1M4Ya8
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rollenstein
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Rawl
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>>673293394
fuck it, why not. rolling
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>>673304444
witnessed
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damn ..
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Rooool
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How can you cast a spell on someone you've never met?
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Roll baby roll
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>>673293394
Poopadoopdoop
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Sure
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Rel
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>>673304609
>>673293394
true
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Fugg
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Rrrrrrrooool
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>>673304444

Chek'd

Also rolling for weath, no death pls
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>>673295466
>>
>>673293394
>PAY ATTENTION
>I have been samefag for 10+ days now
>Every post that ends in 77 is a random numerical event
>Every post that ends in 66 is a random numerical event
>There is no magic
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NIGGER
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thanks op but it's time to go
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>>673304911
checked
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Ni]ple
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>>673304609
Reroll
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>>673304220
>>673304444
One last try.
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Piss fot brains
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mmm
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rolllllll
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>>673304937
If there's no magic explain this ^^^^^^^^^
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wert
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please kill me
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Cucks
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>>673305266
RIP
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The tip
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>>673305266

Rip faggot
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Blow out my sphincter
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rolll
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Full body prolapse
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>>673305363

Almost had you too
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Rollerino b0sserino
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roollinngg
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Well rolling
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>>673305554
Nice trips
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Please I need help
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rolling for that mad 66
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Hey look I got 66.
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>>673305956
that was a close one
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>>673306078
>76
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>>673306203
damn man im FUCKING RETARDED i meant 78
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>>673306203
>actually 78
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I'll win
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>>673306314
sorry man i'm handicapped as shit
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