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IF YOU DONT REPLY TO THIS THREAD, YOUR CAT, DOG OR PET WILLD

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IF YOU DONT REPLY TO THIS THREAD, YOUR CAT, DOG OR PET WILLD BE POISONED AND WILL DIE A PAINFUL AND HORRIBLE DEATH.
YOUR MOTHER WILL SUFFER A PULMONARY EMBOLISM WHILE SLEEPING AND WILL DIE SUFFOCATED.
YOUR FATHER WILL COMMIT SUICIDE AND YOUR WIFE OR GF WILL BE RAPED AND MURDERED.
ALL THE POSTS THAT SAY THAT YOU ARE INMUNE TO THESE POSTS ARE INVALID.
THE ONES THAT NOT REPLY WILL SUFFER
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just2bsafe
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>>673285133
DUBS PROVE RIGHT
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being safe
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I was hoping I'd be able to commit all this
So fuck you fate, it's me first
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Yo
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>>673285133
Spooked.jpg
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>>673285133
Haha, okay.
Derail to cringe/rage.
>implying we're not in one already
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what the fuck does the schutzstaffel have to do with this
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Super safe boi
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The God of the Holy Bible will protect me from all evil.
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*sneeze*
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>>673285133
fuuuk
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Safe
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>>673285133
Cool
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>>673285133
ok
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Just being safe
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I want to be safe
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Fuk u
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>>673285133
Wtf
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obligatory reply is obligatory is reply obligatory yrotagilbo ypler si yrotagilbo si ylper yrotagilbo
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just2bsafe
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Fuck you m8000
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>>673285133
hi
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Trap reporting in!
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spooked
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>>673285133
only becuz dubs
also you a bitch nigga
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k
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Just being safe
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Pulmonary embolism what the fuck
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>>673286666
NUMBER PROVE RIGHT. I AM THE BEAST.
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>>673286666
quads self checked
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Be safe pupper
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I don't mess with dubs
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2spoopy
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>>673286841
and a bitch nigga
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>>673285133
just making sure its ok
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I like my parents to be alive :^(
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>>673285133
High and spooped. I better be safe
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>>673285458
Yes! All must reply!>>673285907
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Calm down Spagett
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Just2besafe
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>>673285133
>girlfriend
What normie frequents 4chan
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No chances
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>>673285133
Ok fine geez
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Cantbe2safe
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Safe. Sleep well pup, sleep well.
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SAFEBOIS!
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Reporting in
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U got me
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>>673287269
no homo

>69
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>>673285133
aint gonna fuck with this shit
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>>673285133
It'll be pretty hard for a paralyzed man to commit suicide...
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Fuck I guess I have to
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>>673285133
fucker, i just care about my dog. low fucking blow m8.

>I hope your mother is proud
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Better safe than sorry niggas
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>>673286666
satanic quads will save us
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>>673285133
I know this is fake, but I like my mom and I don't wanna risk it
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fresh out of hecks
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doot doot doot save the ferrets and cat
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>>673285133
pupper!~
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never2safe
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Oh shit
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damn
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>>673285133
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I love you
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>>673285133
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Fuk u mr skeltal!
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noooo not my kitty catt
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ΨΚ Λ
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p
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It's quite funny how people believe this. It's a post in all caps on /b/, how can anyone take this shit seriously?
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Being safe
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I aint fuckin around with this
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Done
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I don't believe in your bullshit ...

....but let's not take any chances
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>>673287421
you'd better shut the heck up or ill punch your straight in the neck
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I'm officially spooked. Safe bruh.
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Elmo loves his goldfish, his crayons too.
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obligatory
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>>673285133
dubs spook me into this
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shiiiieeeet i ain't tryna get anyone killed.
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>>673285133
bein safe
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O ok
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My Pupper isn't dying today
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o
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2spooky4me
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Reply
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Too bad parents already died... Being old sucks that way I guess
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Oh
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laaz < *lagus
>>673287721
>>673287721
>Anonymous 03/10/16(Thu)22:38:54 No.673287721
Anonymous 03/10/16(Thu)22:38:54 No.673287721
THE CURSE IS INSIDE YOU
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fuck you and your mother. i am jesus and i say this thread is a scam! check em!
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>>673285133
OP is a faggot
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Pretty fucking spooky
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safety trips
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>>673285133
fag
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Suck my ass u fgt
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>>673285133
bam nigger
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Ok
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>>673288699
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>>673288699
YOU FAILED
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k
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Well that's awfully specific.
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Seen this a couple time but.....
>SPOOKED
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>>673285133
no u
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check my trips
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>>673289218
YOU FAILED
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>>673285133
Just for safety
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Safe
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k
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>>673285133
fuck you.
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safe
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Ok
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Safe
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Justincasebro
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Saferinno
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2spooky2notreply
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its done
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>>673285133
oh no pls i don wanna suffer kek
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>>673289834
IT'S NEVER DONE
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>>673285133
eugh
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If I do reply and this post is dubs, everything op said will happen him/her unless he apologizes by saying "i am the biggest sucker of 4chan gay cock, I love hairy balls in my mouth and like to be choked by other faggots weenies"
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Immunity shrek is with all of us who adore the true and only ogrelord
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>>673285133
dfghjkl
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>>673286931
kek

Sleep tight, baby Baba
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pls
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>>673290233
i am the biggest sucker of 4chan gay cock, I love hairy balls in my mouth and like to be choked by other faggots weenies
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>>673290233
This! Yes, sweet justice. Rot in hell op
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>>673285133
beware dubs
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Why is this on the front page? Sage.
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reply
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Fucking cuck btichchc
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>>673285133
I'm safe. Pheww, that was a close one.
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please stop this fuck
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just being safe
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Kill me please
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Ok
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I'd rather not take any chances
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>>673285133
yes
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2safe4u
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xd
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pls no
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well okay
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Safe
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posting for my dog
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wait so if i dont post in this thread i will get a wife or gf?

oh shit does it still count if i sage because this thread is cancer?
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spookd. on the interwebs.
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Oh, oh
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Good. They can all go fuck themselves.
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just in case
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Pls not the kittans
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jeez
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>>673285133
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>>673285133
Dank nugs
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But how can that be when I'm already a ghost?
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Fuck them
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ok
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>>673285133
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O no
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test
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>>673285133
I fucking hate these threads
Nice dubs though
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>>673285133
check' em
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Cancer
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>>673285133
taking bait.
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Eh
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>>673285133
Thats what you think
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>>673285133
Okay.
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>>673285133
I wonder what drives u 2 do this
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Here is the cell number to a rapist and a wife beater. Yes I'm serious. Go nuts

Seven zero one, eight six six, twelve ninety three
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Safe
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>>673291253
>>673291438
Nigger
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>>673285133
hey
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>>673286666
H
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Ok
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Just2besafe
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I have a good job with shit insurance. We have created literally the worst of all possible systems with Obamacare.

We can fix the system and remain free market by allowing insurance to be sold across state lines, making insurance as an employee benefit disallowed, and having all companies offer a choice of 4 standardized plans, a gold and silver PPO, a HMO and a HSA. Let people compete in a actual market instead of the lobbiest fiefdoms that masquerade as them now.
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K
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Safe Justincase
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>>673285133
herp dong
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not taking any chances
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>>673285133
Dubs don't lie
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Safetycumsfirst
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>>673285133
Is there a way to cancel all but one of these outcomes?
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just2Bsafe #2
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Spooked
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Okay
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faggot>>673285133
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no thanks
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fug
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ok
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Done!
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>>673285133
8============================D
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Safety first
Funny, I'll reply to shit posts for safety yet I still refuse to wear a condom. Shit doesn't feel the same
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hi
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Pls man I beg
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>>673285133
3 sponky 56 me
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gotem
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>no gf or wife
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Uh
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>>673285133
Fucking faggot.
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>>673285133
Roll
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>>673292481
which one?
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>>673285133
why you edgy little shit. Here's your reply
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>>673285133
I guess
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O-ok
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Not worth
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>>673292866
Does it matter? I'd just like to know how to not cancel one
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>>673285133
>safe
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>>673285133
plsno
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Can't let my puppet down
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You know what they say: dubs knows best
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>>673285133
Dubs compel me to respond.
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Don't worry guys, this will turn into a Spiderman thread soon
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>>673285133
afasfasgsadgasgas I REPLIED
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7328256487
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Scared
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>>673285133
fag
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>>673285133
Jus2bSafe
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Who knows could be real. Jus2BSaf
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Ayy lmao bruh
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Fine..
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>>673293031
you have to state which one it is and post a skeleton pic

do it in the next five minutes or you will get antibiotic-resistant cellulitis on your junk
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Just to b safe niggers
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safe
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Welp cant have that
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>>673285133
Oy bey
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sp-ooky to be safe
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>>673285133
ok
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>>673285133
Fuck man, also checkex
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safeeee!
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>>673285133
I am safe
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>>673285133
No thanks mr skeletal
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>>673285133
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fuck off

>Still posting please dont hurt my family
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safe
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In
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Pls no
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>>673285133
Gotta be safe!
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Boi
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k.
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Just2besafe
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ok relax
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>>673285133
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Safe
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oh
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jus 2 be safe
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Positing for safety sake
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Y not, btw checkem
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im safe
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>>673285133
damn son
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gotta be fucking safe
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k
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Noplz
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Being safe
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>>673285133
Ok
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>>673285133
>no pet
>parents dead
>no gf

Try again, faggot.
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>>673285133

k.
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I literally never reply to these kinds of topics.
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>>673285133
replied
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My dubs hex proof me OP
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>>673291639
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>>673285133
nice dubs
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>>673294587
Kek
And just to be safe
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K, senpai
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>>673285133
LeL k
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>>673285133
save me
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no pls
why would u hurt snek
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>>673285133
hey kids
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I want dubs
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>>673285133
kys
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justalittleaddedsecurity
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>>673285133
No pls
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>>673285133
Sleep tight faget
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posting a goodnight to all jews and antisemetics alike. idek what i am saying
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>>673285133
i don't want my weasels to get hurt
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Bein safe cuz dubs of truth
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>>673285133
please no
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