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New waifu thread
Mai claimed.
>>673261777
Trips demand cum. Now I really have to go.
Mugi Claimed
>>673262779
Also Sylvie claim.
CLAIMED
Better version of mugi claimed
Last claim
Night guys. Been real
>Shoutout to Stockinganon for that great chain of hand comments
>Rubyanon
>>673262889
Gn anon
>>673262807
YOU TWAT
Nano Claimed, Valkyria Chronicles is on sale in Steam it's a good game.
>>673262771
That was fucking me.
I said that!
quit claiming mugi you niggers she's mine
>>673262779
And now I really want to get this game, and the other games by this artist.
>>673262661
You should watch strike witches, its pretty great and its about to get a new season.
>>673262889
Goodnight.
>>673262616
Mizuki claimed
>>673262776
M8, i don't want your waifu, I want to know the name of the anime
I have my own waifu/trap/husbando fuck up right fucking here
>>673262984
2nd thread in a row with a perfect Mugi claim for me.
Nagato claimed
I wonder. How does one find a waifu? Does one choose a waifu, or does the waifu choose you?
>>673262889
Thanks Rubyanon! It's been a blast.
Goodnight!
>Don't dream anything too lewd
>this thread is getting out of hand
>>673263078
You use the word "perfect " pretty losely
>>673262616
Thanks for all the threads Mai-anon.
>>673262889
Goodnight
>claim and sleep
good night
>>673263315
Gn bug eyes!
>>673262323
Well what situation do u have ? Always thinking what ppl thinking before they die.
Like " i could do it better" or "i shoud done that"
>my coffemaker is broken ...
>Again megu fags attack like germany in 39
>>673263273
Marie Rose!
>would be my choice for 3D waifu.
Great choice.
>>673262771
>>673263369
That wasn't me going to sleep you silly.
Saya claimed
>>673263484
Thanks for letting me know this image exister, Stockinganon.
>>673263078
FUCK THOSE FUCKING CAPTCHAS FUCKING TIME WASTING PIECES OF SHIT SEPARATING ME FROM MY FUCKING MUGI BUT FUCKING HELL FUCK IT NYMPH CLAIMED FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
Nico claimed
Has anybody seen this before? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh5LY4Mz15o&feature=youtu.be
Claimed
>>673263563
Yay bug eyes is still here!
>>673263484
Just to make sure. I either claim marie rose or maka albarn. Depending on if I want to be a pest to mugi claimers :)
>>673264155
MUGI IS GOD
>>673263767
I actually really love that picture
>Stocking is just perfect
>Ruri certainly isn't far off, I'm a big fan of her
You have great taste!
>>673264155
Heh, fair enough.
Excited for DOAX3?
>>673263428
Nothing out of the ordinary really.
Therapist say I'm living in an abusive household
I say that Therapist say that because there are times I'm pretty good with my parents
Just some incidents still haunt my mind like...
when I was 16 I got the right to take part in the elections. Didn't care tough, School only said "yeah, those are the guys you can elect" and I thought it's a hassle. I only get spoonfeed from the people what they want me to know and I have one week to get educated about this stuff while doing school
naturally I shit on it and on the day when we went to the elections my dad asks me who I'm going to vote for
I said I won't vote
Next thing that happened, he took me, lift me up and bangs me against a housewall yelling at me, asking if I don't care about the future of our country
Does that answer your question a bit? Of course there are other reasons but that's the gist of it
Suck up, Armata de Strigoi.
>>673264317
I'm not really a doa player tbh. Only fighter game I play is mkx. The extreme spin off only has my interest because or marie rose. I'll probably just stick around /c/ and /e/ for her.
So no. Not really. Not a fan of the games. I just think marie rose is adorable
>>673264353
Just yelling? I'd say that's actually quite lucky.
Liz Claimed
>>673264365
>suck up
Wat
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Mugi so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Mugi every night before bed, thanking her for the life I’ve been given
>"Mugi is love" I say; “Mugi is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Mugi
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Mugi
>I am so happy
>She whispers into my ear “This is my tea.”
>She grabs me with her powerful Finnish hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Mugi
>She penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Mugi
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please Mugi
>She roars in a mighty roar as she fills my butt with her lesbianism
>My dad walks in
>Mugi looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all eyebrows now.”
>Mugi leaves through my window
>Mugi is love. Mugi is life.
>>673264511
Alright, I'm a big fan of DOA5.
Main Marie Rose because she is cute as hell!
She's the only reason I'm getting DOAX3 really, I'm a huge fan of gothic lolita too so even more bonus points.
>>673264654
Yeah, well, of course
I still don't consider myself in an abusive household
of course I also got the slaps for misbehaving when I was little... but yeah
Only yelling
I AM quite lucky. Most people... well okay, other people in abusive households have it way harder
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little eyebrow? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in piano school, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret concerts on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed notes. I am trained in keyboard warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Finnish armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another key. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Finland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>673265013
Thanks m8
>>673264901
MEME POLICE.
THAT MEME IS TOO DANK. FOR THE PUBLIC.
Have Sasuke claimed x3
Mama teld me we can us marry for real when I am old enough :D
Obligatory claim.
>I passed out earlier, sorry y'all.
>>673265211
>>673265211
>it's all eyebrows now
My sides... halp
>>673263839
I rather enjoyed this.
>>673265102
>I still don't consider myself in an abusive household
> other people in abusive households
I'm getting mixed messages. Always so ambiguous...
Either way you're big and strong now. You can take niggas out now. Youth trumps the elders.
Nep Nep claimed
>>673263839
Fucking 6 years worth of government sanctioned history doesn't have shit on this.
Kurumi Claimed.
>>673265480
Ayyyyy there he is.
I had to reset my phone and lost my pic but.
Together <3 forever <3
>>673265480
ripperoni ;(. How's it going, pal?
>>673264353
IMHo i wasnt prepared for so honest answer (plus for u). Never meet a man who has so big obsession about elections (read politics) Are u still have a quarrel with parents then ?
>wondering about new coffemaker
>>673265211
So cute!
I'm stalking you now Marie Rose.
>>673265480
Hey hand-kun.
I know the feel.
Dunno where everyone is today
>Tats, Ruri, Ruby, Rose. All gone.
>>673265291
Even pointing out that this is horrible bait would be a win for you at this point
Ah shit I really need to pay attention to the time, gotta go get huge now, see you guys later.
If Atago shows up while I'm gone tell him 'Moooo!'
>>673265480
Welcome back. Sorry ya gunna die soon. RIP.
yrel claimed
>>673265744
Such an unpure waifu.
If K-On didn't exist she'd be mine too, anon.
I'm back
Midway was OP
>>673265480
I have to hand it to you that you still have the determination to claim your waifu even you passed out earlier.
>>673265541
It would be neat if he made an entire series of every country's history, sadly if I recall my friend said that it took him at least a year, good thing he started in Japan.
>>673265668
Heyo Friendo.
>>673265681
Okay, thanks for asking. I slept somewhat during the day just now and lost a few hours, so now I'm kinda pissed off. I also feel like shit now, oh well. You?
>>673265744
Yeah, a lot of people scuttle when the night gets dark, sadly. Hope your few hours have gone well.
>>673262889
>Shoutout to Stockinganon for that great chain of hand comments
On second thought, was probably a good thing I passed out earlier, my weak heart would have given out if I saw that shit.
>>673265866
Thanks Yuuko. Wanna help pitch in for the coffin?
>>673262779
What game is this?
>>673266244
>I have to hand it to you
>>673265541
Yeah, I kinda tend to contradict myself.
It's just... I don't consider myself in an abusive household
but more than 5 experts, being psychologist, psychatrist, counselors, therapists told me that I am
So I don't think I can just say I'm not
But don't worry, it confuses me too!
I'm Pacifist... or well, at least I don't like to hit back
>>673265687
It's constant ups and downs. Right now it's kinda okay. I'm talking with them. But I still get yelled at for small shit like when I put back my glass and it doesn't stand at the same point where it should be
I don't like lying, but it's hard when even I think I sound like an attention whore
>>673264828
It aint Gonna suck itself.
>>673264317
>You have great taste
Aww, thanks, friendo!
>Stocking is just perfect
Agreed, she a qt.
>>673265480
How's the flu going, bud?
>>673266339
If only a little normieslut could report in and help us all out right now...
>>673266244
I've got to hand it to him yeah,
that's dedication
>>673266264
I got on another waifu thread and talked just a LITTLE bit then got sidetracked and started doing other stuff. I came back about and hour ago and now I there's about 4 people trying to claim Mugi. Other than that, my day has been alright.
>>673266068
Please don't take my Stocking.
She's basically all I've got.
>my life is pretty pathetic eh?
>>673266244
>hand it to you
>hand
Ayy
>>673266264
I would scuttle but I enjoy it here, I'm not tired enough yet.
>rubyanon got lewd
>holding hands in public
I've enjoyed them for sure, shame everyone's gone
Still got you though!
>and I get to stalk Marie Rose
>>673266527
Ruri! You're still here?
>Stop you're making me blush
>Stocking and Ruri confirmed best waifus
>>673266432
>>673266244
Not one mention of anime though. Shame.
>>673266264
I believe in cremation so that's what you will have. If you have a problem with that you can try and stop me.
>>673266896
Oh so this is r34 now? I'll show you r34
>>673266896
>>673266896
>>673266896
>>673266896
>>673266896
>>673266810
>Ruri! You're still here?
I am, and this is what I got for doing so.
>>673266413
Well its sound hopelessly. Im also have troubles with parrents but not like u.
Hope everything will ends good
>can buy coffe for at least 15 years
*Red Dot Blinking*
Run off the fuel
>(read coffe)
>Im done
Gn Anons
>Fucking megu fags
>>673266896
>>673267256
Whoa whoa whoa guys
>>673266896
L-lewd
>>673267288
Is it midnight?
It seems like the lewds are coming in!
I'm sorry Ruri.
>>673267256
>>673266896
>>673267256
lol the fuck what ok
>>673267305
You can tell me another time, I also like to hear stories
Good night sleep well
I'm also going to sleep
>>673267398
2am here
>>673262616
Claiming
Sorry not going to post anything lewd again
>>673267632
1:20 here
Guess the lewds are inevitable.
>>673266527
Okay, was feeling better earlier but I accidentally fell asleep 1-2 hours ago so now I feel like shit and I probably missed a few threads as a result. That's like for you, oh well. Thanks for asking, Ruri. Hope your day has gone well to.
>>673266535
You are literally killing me here.
>>673266810
Glad that you enjoy it here. The longer you stay here, the better.
>rubyanon got lewd
>holding hands in public
>in public
That's fucking bonkers, wish I could have seen (read) it.
>Still got you though!
Thanks Stocking-kun. I really appreciate that, friendo. Stalking is definitely an entertaining pass time.
>mischievous hands.
>>673267031
>cremation
My man, turn my ass into ash when I die and spread me over some filthy city where I will become one with the sewers.
>Or a nice field
>>673262821
I thought this was just a generic monstergirl
Claiming Holo
I guess this is where I bid my farewell, have a nice day folks, and wish that the Yamato may not sink on her journey tomorrow. I'm sorry Hand-Anon for the hand pun.
>>673267760
You sure fgt
Not into the waifu thing. But I would smoke a bowl with her any day.
>>673267810
I was going to find the exact spot in the ocean where Osama bin laden was dumped.
This thread has has from a waifu thread to a waifu + mugi thread lmao what have I done
>>673267398
Don't worry about it Stocking, It's not your fault and there's little you can do to prevent this from happening.
I should know damn well already how things get in these at about this hour.
>Even when it's only 22:20 here
>>673267810
If you don't feel alright, maybe it's best if you go get some proper sleep, or just try to get some rest.
I don't see how funposting will help you get better, honestly.
>>673267810
You devious hands haha.
>I can't help it she's so cute
>inb4 I'm being watched by FBI
Rubyanon is a pretty lewd guy, the things he did to redheadqt's hands should be illegal!
>put his fingers in between hers
>>673268068
Goodnight!
Sleep well.
>>673268140
S-so lewd
>>673268068
Good night beautiful
>>673266339
The patmaster has returned to deliver news, the game is called Teaching Feeling.
>>673268572
Good night, I'll miss you
Claim
>>673268516
Does this count as lewd?
Stocking just looks so cute here.
>Sending hugs from Stocking
mine
>>673268733
Do you miss circle jerking in Alice2 threads you fucking no-life faggot.
>>673268068
It's okay, I forgive you buddy. Hope you sleep warm and well.
>>673268183
So thoughtful, I appreciate that. Thanks bud, much better than what I had in mind. Me being in a 50 cent jar also leaves you open to a lot of hand puns.
>>673268444
Those trips do not lie.
>>673268516
Nah, it's okay. I love talking to y'all so I don't really mind it, thanks for saying that though.
>I don't see how funposting will help you get better, honestly.
Oh, it won't. Just a great way to pass time.
>>673268519
Yeah, my hands scuttle about when nobody is watching and they're always up to something. Keep your eyes out.
>put his fingers in between hers
In public? What the fuck.
>secretly wants to see
>>673269129
In public.
Fucking kinky
>wouldn't mind pics to be fair
Still a better ice queen than Elsa. And she's my ice queen.
>claimed big nep
vlad claim
>>673268783
I wouldn't count it as lewd, neither I would the Ruri nude you sent me.
>I felt obligated to save that one
>Hugs in return from Ruri!
>>673269129
Well, if you think you can handle it, then go ahead.
Please let me know when you feel better, though.
mine
>>673269891
such a fucking graceful combover
>>673269406
Ruby is a pretty lewd fella, holy hell. Apparently good with the ladies also, if he can pull a stunt like that off.
>I also would like pictures for scientific reasons that are for science things.
>>673270015
Thanks for caring so much, Ruri. I really appreciate that. Yeah, I will. Thanks for caring.
Sanya is love.
>>673269891
kawaii as fuck
claimed
>hand bump
jkkjdjkd
>>673270380
You're welcome hand-kun.
Unlike the loud ass normiefaggots in uni, you're all extremely good friend material.
>Sorry, I didn't expect Stocking to take so long to reply, I was waiting for her
Claimed.
I don't need your pussy bitch I'm on my own dick.
>>673271689
That's nice of you to say, thanks man. Same to you.
>Poor thing probably passed out on his desk again.
>Gonna wake up with keyboard imprints.
>>673262616
claimed
Ayy lmao I got my cat in my room
claim
>>673270015
You deserve it!
You gave me HD version of StockingRuri pic so I appreciate that too.
>>673270380
Y-yeah I'm asking for a friend.
I sure do love rubyanon, he's so damn alpha
>>673271689
>>673271893
I agree. Sorry I took so long to reply!
I'm still very awake don't worry.
>looks like it's just us three eh?
>>673272708
Don't worry about it, glad you're still alive.
>looks like it's just us three eh?
I guess there's no reason to not ask you guys about this, then.
Saved up enough for pic related, and I know exactly where to get it.
>what do you think?
>>673273293
I like it!
>>673272708
I'm lurking
>>673273293
Same goes for you!
>what do you think?
That looks great! Get it and show your love for Ruri!
I plan on buying a Stocking figure soon, need to save up like £100 so that I can.
>>673273491
Good to see some people are still here. Pretty slow day today I guess.
>>673272708
I'm asking for me and science, my hand must know this man's well kept secrets.
>I sure do love rubyanon, he's so damn alpha
>obligatory no homo
It's fine, no worries. Glad you're still awake bud.
>Yuuko is probably lurking
>>673273491
Yup.
>>673273293
Looks great.
>>673273422
>>673273823
>>673273767
Thanks, guys.
Buying and Timestamping it tomorrow.
>Or Stocking gets my waifu.
>>673262779
God damn it...
>>673273823
You too. Guess I'm just gonna be tired tomorrow.
I've had like 4 cups of coffee tonight, I'm definitely not sleeping for a while.
>no homo
>but I'd like to see his hands
>>673274034
Woah that's risky!
I look forward to seeing it! I wouldn't want to take your waifu.
>No turning back now
>>673274436
i know...he was doing so well too.
>>673274555
Thanks man, same here. It's worth it though if I get to talk to ya. Haven't had a single damn cup yet, running on fumes currently.
>but I'd like to see his hands
>L-lewd
>>673274860
Thank you!
I'll stay up for you guys, I think you know I like talking to you from that drunken love I gave you.
What time is it where you're at?
>everyone here has seen your hand
>gloveless
>so lewd
>>673274555
I won't, don't worry about it.
You risked your waifu, too, Stocking
>Pic4u
>>673274755
Even so... In the end it d-d-d-doesn't ev-even matter...!
lurking >,> >,< <.<
>>673274555
>>673275289
Heh, I appreciate the sentiment Ruri.
>allow me to return the favour
>>673275275
Thanks, Stocking-kun. I like talking to you as well, thanks.
>drunken love I gave you.
Oh my lewd.
It's only about 9:31 PM. Probably a lot later for you.
>everyone here has seen your hand
>gloveless
>so lewd
Y'all are really nice so I don't mind.
>>673275781
fukken saved.
>I'm not retarded, I did realized it was just the same pic with different resolution
>>673274755
Are you still here?
>>673276131
nope
Well girls und panzer is actually a lot better than I was expecting. What'd I miss?
>roseanon
>>673276126
>his face
>I can't wait to meet Billy Murray
>I'm gonna need new wrists
>>673276126
>sheboon
Kek'd.
Always
>>673276269
Oh, I see.
Sleep well, Yuuko.
>>673276447
Not much, glad you're back.
>>673276091
Oh gosh I'm never gonna out-awake you.
Glad people here enjoy my company though! I like being identified by my waifu. I can say basically anything to you guys.
Woah, you'll show your naked hand for us
>L-lewd
>didn't realise how gay drunken love sounded
>I stand by it
>>673276131
No, no I appreciate it!
It was better resolution anyway
>this too lewd?
>it was in the show if that changes it
>>673276447
Welcome back roseanon.
You didn't miss much.
Just this kind of love circle we have going on here.
>>673276524
Thanks, ruri.
>>673274755
>>673275365
Oh, fuck. In all seriousness, I am very disappointed in him.
>>673276813
I can't blame you. You put him in high standard and he threw it back in your face. But forgive him, he knows not what he does.
>>673276872
I love this.
Mostly lurking right now
>>673276799
Oh ok
>>673276126
I cringed so hard at that trailer I almost died
>>673276447
Welcome back, man. Not much, just the usual shitposting. Happy to have ya back.
>>673276799
>out-awake you
You did it earlier, you goof. You probably could do it again if you tried really hard....I tend to pass out easily if I'm just typing on my computer and blasting music into my ears.
Yeah, of course we enjoy your company, you're a really nice guy.
>Palmetto bug crawled on my hand and flew around making buzzing noises
I just had my daily heart attack.
>>673276799
>No, no I appreciate it!
This is why you're the coolest.
>Please buy your waifu, Stockinganon
>>673277146
It's better that way, Mugi anons posted hardcore lewds.
claiming meloetta
(yes, pokefag here, meloetta has great stuff and theres like two decent doujins for every pokegirl, shitfag western community tho)
>>673277089
>forgive him
>forgive him
>forgive him
>forgive him
No. Forgiveness is very expensive. We'll see later if he can afford it.
>he knows not what he does
Bah! Yes he does, the motherfucker.
>>673277387
>Palmetto bug
Google tells me this is a cockroach.
>Get fucked
>>673277651
>implying you don't come here solely for the lewds
Susie Claimed
>>673277387
Oh god. Please don't die on us! Your chair might kill you. I'd cry if that shit just landed on me.
I did it earlier sure but you're back now! I think I was to attempt it I'd do it on a Friday so I'm not gonna die at uni the next day.
Thanks though, same goes for all of you
>you've complimented me so much
>I'd trust you with my Stocking lewds
>>673277651
Ayy I treat you how you treat me!
>I'd also trust you with my Stocking lewds!
I will soon buy her, will time stamp as soon as I have money to buy her. Promise!
>>673277657
O-oh.
Lewd...
>>673277807
They are but the difference is they don't show up due to the state of your house, they just show up. If they were roaches they would fester and populate in your house like crazy. They're basically house spiders, I'm just horrified of bugs and how they squirm around. Freak me the fuck out, right hand is now numb.
>What's that noise under my hand
>Press down
>large buzzing noise
>lights are off
>horrifying creature flies at me
>jump out of chair slamming hand on table in immediate defense mode
>bug disappears
Now I wait.
>>673278207
I'm always happy to compliment you, Stocking-kun. It's my pleasure. I'll try not to die for ya, I promise. I let out a large yelp and starting beating the shit out of my desk while jumping away.
>numb hand
>>673278343
>>673278226
Finally I managed that again.
