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New waifu thread
Mai claimed.
Mugi claimed
Claiming Luka
>Sexiest goth waifu claimed
>except Ruri
claimed
Obligatory claim.
>>673278419
>>673278465
Responded in the other thread >>673278627
Akeno claimed
>>673278728
Kek.
Probably not the beat idea.
I'd have done the same though to be honest.
>you're certainly the best hand I've ever met
>I need to rename all my Stocking pics
claiming meloetta again
(sorry no non-lood pictures)
>>673277807
You could at least use your own waifu while posting, Miho.
>>673278465
>Based Stocking
Sorry if I don't reply much I've fallen asleep at kb twice in the past fifteen minutes. I'll try and stay up until 10 est and then I'm crashing
>roseanon
>>673278728
Spiders freak my out when they catch me off guard.
When you wake up in the morning and one on top of you is the first thing you see. Scary stuff.
>>673279410
Sleep if you need to roseanon!
We'll be happy if you stay though
>>673279389
Felt the need for an alteration
>I'm not wrong eh?
>>673279787
I'm not scared of spiders but this is pretty legit.
>I do have an irrational fear of moths though
>I'm getting pretty sick of picking out Street names for the capture
claim'd
>>673279095
I've been attacked by spiders while pissing at palmetto bugs while shitposting. They never let up, this one wasn't expecting a full force sperg out on my behalf though. Anxiety is going through the roof because I can't find the fucking thing, ughhh.
>you're certainly the best hand I've ever met
Thanks a lot, Stocking-kun. Certainly one of the nicest fellow shitposters I've ever met.
>I need to rename all my Stocking pics
Have fun with that, might pass out from how tedious that would be.
>>673279787
Ones that are the size of my palm attack me while I'm vulnerable in the bathroom. Kill me.
>>673279410
It's all good Rose, if you wanna sleep than you should sleep. Get that good rest, friendo.
I still have every thread from today open.
Hey guys, I'm back. Had to go for a bit. Sorry for just dipping out like that
SUPERIOR MUGI CLAIMED
y u no real
I think I'm going to go watch some Azumanga Daioh. I may or may not come back.
>>673280153
Fucking... I'll have to read through everything I missed.
>>673279966
Dubs couldn't be wrong, my friend.
>>673280210
Glad to see you around, cowposter.
>>673280216
>>673280385
So, you're leaving after you just got here?
>>673279966
>I meant captcha
>>673280044
Oh god I hate when that happens.
Don't let your guard down, you're the predator here!
Thanks though!
It's a long and tedious process but it needs to be done. I'll do it tomorrow before the threads start.
>>673280216
So many Mugis...
>>673279966
I'm trying real hard.
>>673280044
I got six minutes were fine
>>673280598
>So many Mugis...
It's probably only two.
>>673280044
Oh my god that sounds terrifying. I know I'd lose my shit. I hope you find and kill that fucker.
>>673280507
Thanks, I really like these threads.
>>673280507
>cute pic!
>why do people always respond right after I post?
Damn right.
Glad you're here Ruri!
>>673280655
If you can't then don't strain yourself.
We'll be right here tomorrow!
>>673280703
There was like 4/5.
Ugh, I dunno. I don't get the obsession.
>>673280968
We all do!
They're so nice, I often forget this is /b/
no one likes sanae?
already claimed meloetta but shes awesome
>>673280216
I hate you...
Two minutes, If I don't respond anymore I'm deaf
In advance goodnight guys lll talk to you tomorrow
Here's some booty if anyone wants it
>>673280598
Also hate it when you step on mommy spider and all of her babies swarm your shoe/leg. Good times.
Nice, get that done and I look forward to your fancy file names.
>predator
A real predator wouldn't miss 10+ times and nearly break their hand.
>>673280655
Damn. Sounds good my man. Happy to have you around for as long as you will be.
>>673280749
Yeah, not a big fan of bugs. He pulled a Houdini and disappeared. I'll probably die of a heart attack, no worries friendo.
>>673281405
>If I don't respond anymore I'm deaf
Deaf people can still read you fuck
>>673281132
Yeah earlier there were like 4/5 I left one thread around 4 and came back around 7 and there were 4/5 others. :/
>>673281405
Dead not deaf
>>673278310
Sorry opie but I claim her
I'm totally okay with mountain climbing waifu...
She is cute as shit and reminds me of sig-chan from upotte!
>>673281699
Thats not how it works bucko
>>673281405
Alright, goodnight man. Hope you sleep warm and well.
>>673281790
Just wanted to share another pic of my waifu. <3
>>673281132
>There was like 4/5.
There were 4/5 claims and posts bitching, all of them oddly similar. I highly doubt that all of them were independent anons.
>>673281849
What you gonna do about it with those singles pipsqueak?
Although i didn't post much in the last hour or so i thank you all for your time.
Goodnight beauties
>>673281699
>>673282300
Sorry op but he got concatenated dubs. Hand her over. Don't worry, there's plenty of other waifus from which you may choose
>>673282433
Goodnight, beautiful. Sleep warm and well.
>>673282300
Get trips instead.
>>673281405
Goodnight Roseanon!
Sleep well.
>>673281426
Oh god please no.
Fuck that.
>fancy file names
They'll probably just be Stocking01-90
>miss 10+ times and nearly break their arm
You need to practice your karate or they'll take you put before your chair has chance
>>673281612
That would be a nightmare for me!
I couldn't deal with that many people trying to take Stocking.
The 2 people that have previously were smug asshats.
>>673282171
Either way it was pretty confusing and stupid
>>673282433
Goodnight!
Sleep well
>>673282300
>mfw op gets cucked in his own waifu thread
>>673282300
it takes trips to steal waifus retard.
You also have to post a picture to claim.
>>673281132
That's the whole reason I used to only post with the one picture and nothing else.
I actually didn't want to talk to anybody in these threads for a long time but I'm glad I did.
Does ANYONE happen have any clue at all why so many people claimed Mugi, stayed for maybe 1/4 of the thread, then left? It was pretty annoying.
>>673283211
Because 14.
>i dont know like any of the characters you guys are posting
i need to watch animey dont i
>>673283211
I say we let those dUbs Give you Inferior Maka
>>673283358
lmao not you again
>>673283434
Yes, You do.
Start with a good one like Code Goose.
>>673282821
>stupid
I'll concede to that.
>>673283211
I'm pretty sure it was just one guy, pissin' about, havin' a sperg.
>>673283524
I never left.
>>673282821
Friend's killing me right now, don't worry about those bugs. Can't stop telling jokes, currently crying.
Still fancy in my eyes. Much better compared to letters and things like "IMG_111"
Just a bug, I'll learn karate for the stream though when my chair attacks me.
What is it like to not even know a best nichijou when you see one?
>>673283716
Oh well then what's up dude
>>673283751
Hey hand-kun, caan you nake the "okay" hand gesture over this pic of Maka? I need your approval
<3 together <3 forever <3
>>673282433
Goodnight, Yuuko.
>>673282806
You can't let this guy have your waifu that easily
>Please do something
>>673281132
I'm glad there's a lot of Ruri artwork out there.
>I'm glad you're here too, Stocking!
>>673283159
Why was that, Holsts?
Ok I'm going to go watch Azumanga Daioh for real this time. Bye for now.
>>673283434
You wouldn't know my waifu if you watched every anime ever.
>>673284124
Because this is /b/, I would only come to claim my waifu as a sentimental thing sort of, never wanted to interact with anybody from here.
>>673283159
>I used to only post with the one picture
Hmhmhmhm. I remember.
>>673283211
I'm just as confused as you are
>>673283159
I get you there.
I was pretty to myself at first but people started complimenting Stocking and I replied and now I come here every night to talk to you guys!
I have to thank you all really, nowhere else have I felt so welcome.
>>673283751
Fair point I guess. It'll just look like I care more about the pics yknow?
Yeah it'll be much better to see you battle your chair. My bets are on the chair to be honest, they're evil.
>I don't think I'm sleeping tonight. I'm nit even remotely tired.
>is Ruri gone?
>Sad Stocking
>>673284124
Literally just as I was about to post this.
Just finished the captcha.
Not even gonna delete anything.
There's a fair amount of Stocking artwork too.
>most is lewd, with panty or shit though
>Awh thank you
>>673283609
i dont know why i just look at hentai and not animey tbh
i feel like im a minority in that case
still tho in nice doses animey can be great
also sanae is great holy shit
>>673284064
What do you mean? You mean where I put my hand on the screen or something or a thumbs up?
>>673284540
I'm sure Ruri is still around, he just takes a bit longer to post. Even if he's gone I'll stay here with you, no worries.
>Not tired either after that damn bug
I don't like fighting anyway, I'll probably just play dead after a certain point and see if that works. I'll put up a show for your recording though, no worries.
>>673283434
Watch angel beats in English, or aldnoah zero subbed, both have guns, really good stories and lots of feels.(aldnoah is my favorite action space mech anime)
>>673283609
Actually after getting really into anime in the last 6 months, I fucking hate code geass, deathnote, ect...
>>673284992
Yes
>>673284992
Thanks hand-kun! I appreciate that!
The staying with me and the entertaining fight with your chair.
The chair will know you're alive. You sit on it everyday and shitpost.
It knows you better than you do...
>>673283133
Okay you got dubs, I apologize, but waifu threads don't allow polygamy...
I just really wanted maka. :(
>>673285132
thanks anna mae xpert
what do you use for a site btw
im only used to using shit like exhentai and booru sites for my hentai so idk what to use for shit like anime
i would just look it up but eh
>>673285799
Nice.
Checked
>>673285799
I fuck, forgot to say I'm reclaiming Mai.
>>673285905
>I fuck
I fuck, meant to say oh fuck.
>>673285691
i like to use kissanime
>It's 03:30 am right now
I think I'll stay up for another half an hour so I can get 3 hours sleep at most.
Really bad idea to not sleep all night.
>>673285691
I pretty much discuss with /b/ros and /a/nons find a threads about an anime, and torrent shit. I only really got into anime after I began learning Japanese, so I watch in Japanese with subs 90% of the time... As for other sources I like glass reflection reviews on Youtube, hate the rest of anime reviews.(I don't mind mild spoilers though.)
So do what you want with that info. Back to discussing waifus.
>>673285495
Yeah, don't mention it. Always happy to do it.
>I can't win
>I'll fight my best until it kills me
>all for you and your recording
>>673286469
Okay man, happy to have you around man.
>>673285560
Oh okay. You can have her this time. I'll take marie rose
>>673284532
Actually wasn't even that long ago.
>>673284540
Yeah I'm really glad I started talking too.
>>673286674
>it'll be worth it
>that recording will go down in history
>kids will be taught in schools of how hand-kun challenged the chairs
>happy to have you around
I'm happy to be around with you!
>Shoutout to Rurianon too
>>673286792
Marie Rose is back?
You qt, I'm still stalking you
>>673286844
I'm glad to have you here cowgirl!
>>673284064
There you go, friendo.
>>673287214
Thanks Stocking-kun, that means a lot.
>>673286844
>Actually wasn't even that long ago.
Right... No more than a couple of months. Perhaps I'm thinking of your first episode of radio silence which laced your initial claims in Tenryuu's old threads.
>I remember
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y0VF1xfkZV
Just leaving this here to prove I'm most deserving of Mugi.
Hey! Leave qt alone. Don't stalk her. It makes her sad
>>673286792
Hmm, I've already claimed Kuraue-chan ひなた くらうえ-ちゃん
So maka is still hours for this thread. I will have to earn her fairly. ^_^
>>673288216
Yours*
>>673287973
But she's so cute!
Airi claimed
>>673288216
Yaaaay
>>673278310
Claimed
I think I should go to sleep.
I doubt there will be but if there's another thread then claim Stocking for me Hand-kun or Ruri!
Thanks for the great thread, I've had a good night.
Goodnight everyone, sleep well!
>>673287214
Glad to have you here too.
>>673287616
Nah I didn't mean it like that, just remarking on how far I've come in a short time. Think you could refresh my memory on that situation you described though?
>hand bump
>>673288573
Did the picture you asked for. >>673287503
>>673284992
>I almost felt asleep while moving to my bed
Sorry about that.
I'm going to head off to bed now, goodbye beautifuls.
>Thanks to everyone ITT for making /b/ great again.
>>673287214
Especially you, Stocking.
>>673288606
Op doesn't have her anymore. You'll have to try to steal her from this fag>>673282300
>>673289219
Goodnight Ruri! I'm sleeping too.
Thank you too for making my night great, you and Hand-kun kept me up till 4:00 am.
I look forward to seeing you tomorrow.
>>673289219
You're fine, Ruri. Hope you sleep warm and well, beautiful.
>Poor Stocking-kun
>>673289397
r u chromsome
claimed
Literal best reporting in.
She could kick my ass and I'd still be pleased
albedo claimed
>>673289955
You lucky cunt.
>>673289670
Alright, goodnight beautiful. Hope you sleep warm and well. Sorry for keeping up so late, hope you don't feel like shit tomorrow.
>>673289955
Heyo Bun Bun, hope your day's been well.
im back
>>673284888
Did everyone miss these trips?
>>673290223
Off by one, unknown anon.
>>673290357
Actually, It's been fucking horrible.
Had to take a greyhound last night for ~5 hours Only to arrive at my destination, and realize, I left my fucking wallet at home.
>>673290469
So, are we friends now, my fellow Mugi lover?
Even though you think of me every time you masturbate to her.
>>673291117
That fucking sucks, Bun Bun. At least you're all warm and home. I'd be fucking pissed to if that shit happened.
>>673291535
Didn't even get to Ride my snowboard.
Makes me mad, but hey, I get to go fishing with my Dad next week.
And we're going to a Big city tomorrow to spend the day.
Patmaster checks in to claim Sylvie.
>>673291921
Damn, that sounds like a good time. Glad to hear it.
Hope you have fun, Bun Bun. You deserve it after all the bullshit you've been dealing with.
>>673291342
i mean i don't masturbate to mugi but yeah we're friends i guess
Going to the gym now. Enjoy some lewd Marie Rose
>>673289139
I guess I'm thinking of something different.
For a while you would claim and do nothing else. I think you began talking with us after a while. A month's time, maybe more. But I don't remember you ever answering one of Tenryuu's questions... You must have, no matter what I remember. I'm sure you did. Shiki would make fun of the notion of holstaurus being "perfection." But it wasn't long before that image was met with fun, positive comments.
>>673292485
See you, Rose. Stay safe.
More pats while I'm on.
Is it worth fighting right now... or later.
They need help downstairs, so last pat for a bit.
Hinata-chan here.
Anyone know this character?
maybe hand-kun remembers this?
It's one of my favorite GIFs but I never got around to sourcing it?
>>673292916
Yeah that's how it went, think the question was something along the lines of 'how did you and your waifu come to be' or 'when did you know you had found your waifu', something like that. I might have posted like one or two word posts before that but that was the first real post in these threads I made, just kind of started interacting with people after that.
Still usually post with just the image and no text as my 'claim' though, not fully sure why I do it but I do.
>>673278459
Nigga you gay unless in a certain timeline
>>673289802
I don't make the rules faggot, but you bet your ass I enforce them. Now, back of line.
>>673293947
>>673294011
Hey now, this has been a pretty zen thread. Don't start any drama...
>>673294011
You don't seem to understand, thats not Mai you tard.
Reclaiming Mai.
-OP
>>673294312
Everyone cool it...
>>673294312
Kek, silly me. Carry on.
>>673294011
My apologies anon
Reclaiming Mai
Not stopping tell I have her back.
-OP
Claimed
>>673294799
Checked
Reclaim is good.
>>673293880
>how did you and your waifu come to be'
>or 'when did you know you had found your waifu
Yes. That seems right, I thought that was the one, but I wasn't completely certain.
There was another period of radio-silence from you but I can't remember when it occurred in the timeline. Or why. I'm anxious right now, tired. The point is that I'll most likely remember tomorrow.
Fuck i'm a little late here aren't I?
I'm still alive. -claimed once again-
>>673294799
>tfw everything you have ever loved gets stripped from you
>>673295394
Only by a bit. This thread is pretty cozy right now...
>>673295531
claimed as a husbando?
>>673295140
There was a good long while before that question where I didn't talk and I'm pretty sure even after that question I remained quite most of the time, more so than now at least.
Of course I could be wrong, I trust your memory on this more than my own.
If that means you're going to sleep now then goodnight, hope to see you tomorrow.
>>673292258
Oh. I do.
A lot. A whole lot.
have been since 2007. Average 5 times a day for 9 years... 9 x 365 = 3285 x 5 = 16425
I've masturbated to Mugi 16,000 times. But that isn't all! 5ml is the average ejaculation volume so 16,000 x 5 = 80,000ml. 80,000ml = 21 gallons.
I've cum 21 gallons of cum for Tsumugi Kotobuki
Isn't even counting the days I go more than 5.
>>673295544
Well shit I guess you got double dubs, did this count as a reclaim of a reclaim?
Watchya think hand-kun?
>>673295762
Naoto is the only true 10/10
>>673295647
Oh that's good I suppose. Uh, how're you tonight?
>>673295885
Now THATS dedication.
>>673295902
oh wait fuck I had that backwards, sorry. Naoto is girl pretending to be boy. I forgot that for a moment. Chie is cute, but Haruko is love and Haruko is life.
>>673296110
I love my waifu.
>>673295544
>>673295892
Doesn't matter, Reclaiming her anyway.
-OP
>>673295885
wtf nigga
Reclaiming Mai.
-OP
>>673295902
That has to be P4 Golden right? I've only played the original version before.
>>673296462
M-may I still f-fap to her?
Reclaiming mai waifu.
-OP
>>673296461
I absolutely love my waifu too.
>>673295788
>There was a good long while before that question where I didn't talk and I'm pretty sure even after that question I remained quite most of the time
That also feels correct. Most of what I remember is probably accurate... on it's own. But I can't help but doubt it and then things become murky and untrustworthy.
Well, It is time to go.
>>673296799
How the fuck did you find lewds of mai?
>>673295885
OMFG SOMEONE SCREENCAP!!!
Reclaiming Mai
-OP
>>673296350
I really need to re watch FLCL. Its been ages since I've watched it. At first Chie was annoying to me but after a while. She was getting better and better. Naoto>Yukiko>Rise>Chie>Marie
Patpatpat, the patmaster's back.
>>673296928
Goodnight, Mikan. Sleep warm and well.
I'm going to get off for tonight lmao this shits crazy
>>673296636
Correct, when I noticed it on ps store I didn't give the purchase a second though
>>673297365
nice
>>673296928
I can't say I remember everything but I remember the big things like that, what you remember is probably right but I could help fill in the missing pieces if I remember well enough, most times all it takes somebody mentioning it or describing it to job my memory of that specific thing, so if you doubt your memory on something I could help if you want.
Goodnight again.
Reclaiming Mai
--OP
>>673297193
that list puts Chie on the too low end. She deserves to be above Yukiko and definitely above Rise. I mean at least tied with Naoto, who I still wish was a boy, "he" was really cute. and yes, you need to rewatch it, which isn't hard, its 6 episodes long.
Why has nobody claimed squid girl?!
>>673296008
Pretty good, I was offered the claim for maka by a very generous anon, but before he offered I had claimed hanata-chan from yama no susume.(mountain loli)
So yea
It's been a great night. ^_^
History:
>>673280216
>>673281350
>>673283133
>>673285560
>>673286792
>>673288216
>>673288573
>>673291047
I also noticed trips I think most missed...
>>673284888
>>673285799
Ended on dubs too, so nice run.
>>673295647
And here we are...
>>673297365
We need to get this famous.
Don't know if cringe or dedication
Reclaiming Mai
---OP
>>673297306
Even with those burn scars she's cute to me. I do like Haruko more though...
Reclaiming Mai
~OP
>>673297829
Just take her back, you always get Mai. I think she's your property by now.
>>673297894
She sure is adorable.
Reclaiming Mai
>OP
>>673297452
I really want to play the P4 golden version, I played a tiny bit but I've heard that you can Reverse-engineer an Izanagi to be really high level and badass, which makes me want the game.
>>673298001
so close
>>673296982
>implying she didn't send them to him herself
>>673297365
Do you have the Cringe1 picture? The first thread that started this Mugi war?
>>673297377
Holy shit that gif was adorable!
Which anime is it from?
Also nice dubs.
>>673297728
I claim Haruko all day every day. There is no other for me. and wow, that sounds like quite a time.
>>673297664
Chie ended up getting replaced by teddy on my team and rise was useful for much more. Personality wise i suppose chie beats rise and yukiko.
>>673298271
Have yet to try that but ill definitely look into it
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