Dubs or 69 decide Go!
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Dubs or 69 decide
Go!
Hey can I see your dick? ;)
Can you send some pics of yourself? You're so cute and I need them for educational purposes
>>673256107
Roll
So, how are you?
>>673256193
Reroll
Do you like it?
I find you attractive and would enjoy the horizontal hokey pokey with you
>>673255599
you like my jokes? Well you would love my dick!>>673256107
What do you think is worse? Spics or Niggers?
I LIEK CHOCLAT MIELK
>>673255599
I want to shove my finger in your pussy, hopefully it makes my finger light up and i will say ET phone home.
>>673256639
Rerolll
I'm a gay nigger faggot
I'll get to the point, would you be ok with my friend tyrone pounding your ass while I watch?
>>673256744
win rar
>>673256744
i'm okay with this
>>673256744
O boy
>>673256744
Classic
>>673256826
Roll
>>673256744
This one never gets old
>>673256107
Roll
Is it just me or is rape funny?
>>673256744
Hopefully she didn't block me.
Dubs or 69 decide for more.
I'd pump you with my cum like those teenagers pumped the Columbine students with lead.
Deliver you useless piece of shit OP
heyyyy thats pretty good
>>673257372
Roll
>>673256826
ROLL
Send dick pic
>>673257372
roll
U do me the succ?
>>673257352
ayyy lmao
wanna do sexfuck at applebees?
>>673257352
Kek
Please block me.
BTW I posted your pictures on 4chan
>>673257442
>>673257352
Patience, young one.
>>673257611
win
>>673257476
roll
I'm a faggot
>>673257611
Wizziggedy wizzin
>>673257611
RIP.
Dubs or 69
Fist me daddy
Wanna smash?
>>673257976
4chan
>what's that?
Fuckin normies
>>673257976
>Who is this four chan
it's a site were people masturbate to girls, so we gonna fuck or what?
>>673257976
kek
>>673257976
>>673257511
You didn't deliver on this
>>673257804
We know that, son
>>673257511
WINRAR!!! Deliver faggot
>>673258139
roll
>>673257976
could've been a date, that last post was shit
I inject my sperm into eggs then see what hatches two months later
>>673257976
it's just a japanese porn site, baby.
so will you send me some fuckin' nudes?!
All the waifags, fapthreads & piled corns you could ever want
>>673258288
winrar
I'b bang you
>>673258370
Roolll
>>673258101
>Implying 4chan isn't full of underage faggots, normies and mainstream.
>>673258360
roll
>>673257976
jon snow dies at the end of season 5
It's basically a porn site where people will locate you, better watch your back, slur whore skunk
4chan is a Chinese cartoon appreciation subreddit
>>673258288
winner
>>673258461
Yee m9 R.I.P 2007
Sit on my face
>>673257352
LMFAOOO
I had a botched circumcision when i was a kid, so i've basically got two separate dicks
Wanna see?
>>673257511
My bad, didn't mean to skip ya.
>>673255599
Send butthole pics or GTFO
>>673258796
thanks
>>673258288
>>673258936
Really? Did you seriously just call me 12 you fucking piece of shit. First things first, I am 13, not 12 you dumb fucking shit. Second of all, your calling me 12 when your grammar looks like that? *Their *Your *OK. That's just a few too. Also, just because I play Minecraft and enjoy the FNAf (Five Nights at Freddie's for you dumbasses) lore does not mean I'm an immature 12 year old. I'm very mature for my age and hang out with the 14 year olds. So watch your mouth dumbass retard.
>>673258936
Fucking Kek OP
>>673258936
forgot to mention the girls here all have cocks
>>673259034
the cunt stains section
>>673255599
I love jawad because he has a huge dick
>>673259034
/mlp/
I put it in a 10/10 girls thread
>>673259034
she knows.
Link it to her
In trash where you belong
Sorry i was just messing with you xd , idk why , but i find you extremely cute and want to get to know you better , so Hey , im jawad nice to meet
>>673259034
>mfw two palms are on it
I'm a on a 21 year dry spell so how about you give me a pity fuck
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>673255599
I love jawad he is zexy
>>673259174
rol
>>673259222
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>673259181
reroll
>>673259067
GR8yte b8yte m8yte
>>673259034
/b/
>>673259222
Trips
>>673259222
Fuck this don't do it op
>>673259222
Trips had spoken
>>673259222
Winner winner chicken dinner
Tell her you're going to an hero and want her to masturbate while she watches you an hero
>>673259034
say "pony"
thank god these freaks got a thread now
>>673259222
Worth
>>673259181
roll
>>673259222
Checkd, you delightful copypasta
>>673259358
Stfu
>>673259222
winnn
>>673255599
I'm a pathetic mouthbreather who posts conversations on /b/ so internet strangers will like me.
Butterface category
if bae got HIV it's bout to turn into HI-WE cause we in this together
>>673259457
This
>>673259451
Lick my sweaty balls you faggot
>>673259034
Alright let's cut the jibberjabber and you show me those juicy melonballs ay?
send me nudes or i kill myself
>>673259574
Roll
>>673259404
Rolling for this.
>>673259571
:^]
>>673259551
I bet they're sweaty dirty nigger
Trips says "titty pic?
>>673259574
this
I'mgoing to tear off bits of your skin and knit them together with your veins and tendons to create flesh condoms which I will then use to rape you with
>>673259574
Rollin 4 thees
>>673259711
Checked
Op deliver
>>673259730
Wow... this.
>>673259574
Roll
probably she is already here
>>673259755
Double chekd
Want to be the second girl ever to have the privilege of touching my weiner, m'lady? I assure you it's most clean
>>673259730
Fuck dude calm down ay, kek urself b4 u rek urself
>>673259693
Yeah they are sweaty since that's exactly what I said you fucking retard
>>673259872
Kekekekek
>>673259730
Rolllinnn
anyways I find you attractive and would enjoy the "sex" as they say
>>673259822
Ayy
>>673259730
Roll
>>673259872
>oh okay
>>673259872
kek
>>673259872
I'm calling it now, this is fake. Either that or she already browses this site. Either way, I'm entertained.
>>673259034
Sexy beautiful girls. Send me more pics they love you
GO CHECK /b/
>>673259730
This /b/.
Samefag
>>673259872
So back to reality, got any pics for Channel 4?
I love you
You fucking do that every damn time I try to talk to you about anything even if it's not important you just say K and to be honest it makes me feel rejected and unheard like nothing would be better that that bullshit who the fuck just says k after you tell them something important I just don't understand how you think that's ok and I swear to god you're probably just gonna say k to this but when you do you'll know that you're slowly killing me inside
>>673260121
roll
>>673259730
rolling
>>673259730
I never get dubs.
>>673260121
roll again
>>673259872
"You know, I'm rich. Send your paypal email, and I'll prove it."
>>673260121
roll
Can someone be a /b/ro and tell me what doubling the detection time in FTICR would do to the resolving power?
>>673259730
Give me dubs fucker
>>673259872
Btw you voting for trump or hillary?
>>673259222
>>673259457>>673260185
>I never get dubs.
It's a fucking 1% of chance newfag
>>673260281
roll
You are a disgrace to human kind. If I were given the chance to kill you I wouldn't. No, killing you would just relieve you of this damned world we live in. I would wish immortality on you so you couldn't die with one huge weakness. I would have something built to shove a human sized dildo in your asshole. It would be shoved so violently fast up your hole that you wished for death. And after one million years it will still be torturing you. That's how much I hate you. I hate everything about you and how you manage to act like a pathetic worm that had gotten chopped in half with no one left to care for your squirming body on the ground.
I Love Memes
>>673260278
Roll.
/b/ you faggot, You fucking do that every damn time I try to talk to you about anything even if it's not important you just say K and to be honest it makes me feel rejected and unheard like nothing would be better that that bullshit who the fuck just says k after you tell them something important I just don't understand how you think that's ok and I swear to god you're probably just gonna say k to this but when you do you'll know that you're slowly killing me inside
>>673259730
Roll.
>>673260468
Now that I got that off my chest, can I cum on yours?
PISTOL GRIP PUMP ON MY LAP AT ALL TIMES
>>673260382
No it isn't. There are ten possible dubs, one for each digit. The total number of possible two-digit numbers is 100. 10/100 = 0.1 = 10%
>>673255599
So what are you wearing.
>>673260382
Is this bait? It feels like bait
If not you're a fucking idiot, go read an beginner's stat book
>>673260396
Well great, kiddo, here's one before I leave this thread because it's shit now Kkkkkkkk
>>673260522
Ayy thanks for getting me dubs buddy
I think I just shat myself! :(
>>673260577
Dubs. Winrar.
>>673260387
Roll
>>673260577
WINRAR
>>673259730
Real recognize real. ROLLLIN
>>673260577
winrar
You fucking do that every damn time I try to talk to you about anything even if it's not important you just say K and to be honest it makes me feel rejected and unheard like nothing would be better that that bullshit who the fuck just says k after you tell them something important I just don't understand how you think that's ok and I swear to god you're probably just gonna say k to this but when you do you'll know that you're slowly killing me inside
>>673259730
Roll
>>673260808
rolling for leggings on Channel 4
>>673260657
Roll
>>673260882
roll
>>673260808
Gimme da pussy boss
No panties?
>>673260387>>673260387
Rolling
>>673260900
winrar is you
'Oi Sluzza dawg send me ya tits, cheers.'
SO AM I RUSSLEING YOU'RE JIMMIES YET
>>673259112
Roll
>>673260900
Finally
>>673260995
Waiting op
Do you like pizza? Oh yeah I forgot to tell you, I would just love to rape you anally so be prepared
So i was just wondering what the girls bathroom looked like.
>>673261254
>>673261215
roll
How much did you pay for the tits?
>>673260900
OP deliver
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
Fuck me with a strap on?
so ummmm, you into strapons?
Send her this image.
Apply directly to the forehead, head on.
>>673261215
this
I was debating weather or not I should say this, but I ain't no bitch
Suck on my tits
>>673260808
I am secretly Babatunde, prince of all Africa. And I want to make you my forever bride. I can make you rich. I can make you happy. On one condition; you marry me and let me do unspeakable things to your wondrous body.
you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.
>>673261922
We got one.
>>673261873
OH SHIT NIGGER
>>673262033
You got dubs. Fuckin' now what?
>>673261873
Have fun getting v& when she reports you
>>673262033
>she keeps responding
is she retarded?
>>673261873
>I was debating weather or not I should say this, but I ain't no bitch
why'd you say sorry after?
ask her for nudes!
>I'm so sorry
Faggot
if only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>673261934
Rolling.
Yeah mines are bigger than yours
m sorry for texting you all that. I actually want to have a threesome with me, you, and my fat neck beard brother. I was trying to turn you on with those texts. My brother is very suicidal and is afraid that he will never find love. It would really make his day if he finds out somebody cares about him. He's ordered a noose on Amazon and it's supposed to come today. Please, I got the condoms.
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
>>673262033
nothing shocks her.
OP go for plan B and send a dick pic.
wanna fuck babydick style?
used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2dsGeGzxTs [Open] ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight. K
>>673262231
roll
Can i see your tits? I'll show mines after
OP send this
Can I suck your*
>>673262240
This guy gets it
And they're bigger than yours too.
>>673262349
Roll
>>673262362
Rolling for the gentleman cock
>>673262274
Roll
>>673262362
Roll
>>673262395
Rolling
>>673262362
Roll
Lets get together and build leggos. Then we can pretend we're monsters and smash it all down
strapon sex?
>>673262395
Rolll
>>673262362
roll
So when are you coming over you fucking whore I KNOW YOU CHEATED ON ME FOR MICHEAL YOU FUCKING BITCH I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL SHIT FURRY ALL OVER YOUR FRONT FUCKING DOOR!
>>673262362
Rollz
I have a raging hard on. Would you like to see it?
>>673262499
Winrar
>>673262499
That was weak
Do you have some nudes for me?
>>673262499
nice
>>673262499
Winarar
top kek. own the bitch
>>673262362
Roll
>>673262499
>>673262555
We got Two
>>673262555
Woah trips
>>673262499
WINRAR
>>673262362
roll
Show me those titties bitch
>>673262350
roll
>>673262362
Roll
>>673262362
dubs get
>>673258536
Roll
I suspect that she blocked me
>>673262555
And I'm not saying this. This is just stupid.
>>673262736
Roll
I want my balls to make a symphony with your anus
>>673262350
re roll
I have an unhealthy internet obsession and I hide behind multiple layers of ironic humor to masquerade the fact that I have crippling depression, but listen, I can come and fuck u right now, all u have to do is send me picts of your tits, bomhole, vagoo, mouth and feet
>>673262555
winzip
>>673262362
roll
>>673262362
Rolli
Isksbxhidajalpdidjebdbicisbwbwji
Are you into anime? My favs are definitely School Days, Boku No Pico, and Sword Art Online.
Tits or gtfo
Sorry for all the bs my brother's been sending you, wanna go out take a coffee sometime soon?
Niggers
>>673263173
Roll
Kill yourself
>>673262274
Roll pls
Send me pictures of you're pussy
>>673262867
>>673262555
>>673262362
Send this fucker!
>>673262499
Leggos?
You should consider suicide
would you like to suck my tiny penis?
>>673262362
Rrrrooolllllll
>>673263332
>3332
>>673262362
I would send this however you can't send gifs on Kik, I don't think.
>>673263173
Roll
>>673263332
Niggers like you need a lil sissy bitch like me to lick dem titties
Have you considered Islam?
>>673263173
Reroll
>>673262362
Roll
I want to sniff your fart knot and you haven't invited me to yet. Care to fix that?
>kek
>>673263173
This
Kill yourself faggot, you worthless whore. Thats all that you are
end it send your address have Lego dates
>>673263592
Re-rollerino
>>673263599
Winrar
So... we gonna fuck?
>>673263599
>>673263666
doppelwin
>>673263516
Awww that's fucking lame.
>>673263638
Rollerino
Fuck me with a strap on.
>>673263788
I'm glad it had a happy ending
Get nudes
Will I get my dick sucked?
>>673263516
great my mom bought me a super coool godzilla pyjama for helloween last year so i will wear that
You do anal?
>>673263638
Butter on those rolls
>>673263918
i was talking about him, no being able to post the gif i posted :(
>>673264037
roll
>>673263516
>>673262555
>>673263593
Rolll
>>673263599
OP deliver you fag
>>673264284
seconded
>>673264344
Winrar
Suck my dick
I wanna fuck you in the ass
>>673264477
>I wanna fuck you in the ass
Winrar
>>673264477
>>673264344
OP deliver you faggot
>>673264477
WINRAWR
alright but for real tho how you doing?
