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Why are pizza delivery drivers such entitled assholes?

>Be me, a couple hours ago
>Feeling hungry
>Ask mom for money, she hands me $100
>Order some pizzas, get $20 worth of extra pineapple toppings, breadsticks, wings, 3 2 liters of diet coke and ask them to fill a plastic bag with garlic dipping sauces (idiots stiffed me last time)
>Total comes to $89.74
>Hand driver $90, ask for a quarter back.
>Gives me a disgusted look.
>He goes: "Look I know money's tight right now, but guys like me depend on tips to get by."
>Call up the store and talk to his manager
>He tells me this is his third infraction, so he's going to let him go
>Have a hearty lol while eating my pizza, play some league and buy my gf some league stuff with the remaining $10

Who else doesn't tip?
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>>673218465
I do, you cheap entitled mommy's basement ass bitch.
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>>673218465
Why the fuck does this shitty ass thread get posted everyday?
Is it a bad attempt at bait or do you genuinely feel hour being funny?
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>Ask mom for money
>Call up the store and talk to his manager
These things require that you got out of the basement...which is another thing that didn't happen today.
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>>673218465
FYI I delivered pizza for years. Whenever I ran into a little prick like you I would simply walk away from your house (usually spit on your car) and write your address down on a paper I keep in my glove box.

See the thing is I work a lot and chances are you'll order from the same place again. Oh the joy in my heart when I deliver the next pizza to you after what I've done to it.

Enjoy OP.
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>>673219537
Things that don't happen for 500.
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>>673219537
Also he says he has a gf which I fucking doubt. Probably has a fucking fleshlight
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>>673219782
You must not know any pizza delivery people.
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>>673219537
grow up you little faggot.

you think nutting on someone's pizza is a position of power? get real.
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didn't happen, nice bait
only thing about that that's true is that you are a fat loser who lives with his mom
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This stale pasta must've been delivered months ago.
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>>673218465
you're a cunt for not tipping. i haven't had a job for over a year and still tip. fuck yourself.
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>tipping
lolmurrikkkah
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>>673218465
As someone who used to make the pizzas, good on you man.
Those fuckers earn the minimum wage, plus tips, plus gas money, plus they don't have to do a fucking lick of work then complain when they don't get free money.
Fuck them.
They are truly entitled assholes.
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>>673220129
get a job you useless cuck
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>>673219975
Rule of thumb: don't piss off the people that make or deliver your food.
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>>673220036
no shit sherlock
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>>673218465
Copy fucking pasta faggot
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>>673218465
>buy league stuff with $10 physical cash
>shiggy diggy
Almost had me OP. Just change that last part for the next time you post this.
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>>673220430
At least he tips, you faggot ass bitch.
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>>673220430
when i got lots of money, i don't need to worry. stop getting money from mommy, fag.
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>>673220389
Making the pizza's doesn't require you to pay for a car, the insurance, the gas. Risk being robbed by niggers every night. The driver provides all the customer service. You just make pizza like a fucking burger flipper.
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>>673219537
Stop being such a faggot.
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>>673218465
is your GF as much of a disgusting fat sack as you are?
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>>673218465
Stopped reading at asked mom for money. What happened to self respect, asking a woman for money seriously?
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>>673220389
Uhh, no they don't make minimum wage. My bro-in-law is a delivery driver in Philly. He doesn't make fucking min wage you dumb cunt. He relies on tips.
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Wow never seen this thread before.
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Oh! Well, that is a problem if you live in the US! But not here, in the Baltic States! ;^)
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>>673219537
former driver here, can confirm

though i didnt keep they addresses written down, i knew which houses were shitty tippers and i would usually eat some of their sides before i delivered. Usually a handful of fries or a few wings. Sometimes just pulling toppings off their pizza. Or deliberately deprioritize them.

Weirdly enough my best tippers were frat houses. A lot of them had $5 minimum tip policies. It gave them an air of superiority, as well as made us drivers get there extra quick.
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>>673220825
So I don't have a car? I don't have insurance? I don't use gas? Of course not, but they don't pay me for any of that like drivers. They sit on their ass and occasionally walk up 2 steps and expect $10 for every time they do it. Also, the driver does all the customer service? Walking up, saying here's some pizza, and walking away is service? Not running back and forth from the line to the registers to ring people up and make the pizza at the same time? No, you're right.
Fact of the matter is- while it was a shit job, making pizza, it deserved at least triple whatever the shitty drivers made.
>>673220910
Gosh, well I guess because your brother in law said something in another state, everything I said is false, despite working with them first hand. Faggot.
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>>673218465
You're a fucking asshole for not tipping. Especially with such a huge order.
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>>673219819
I fucking live with one, they are all beta pussies who are to scared to lose their shitty paying jobs to do anything.

Most are autistic fat faggots too who can barely interact with other humans.
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thankfully where i'm from tips are not expected, you only really tip when you're superhappy with the service.
> also shitty pasta op
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>>673221303
No car, shit job, no girl.
Must be a nigger.
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>>673221649
>what is sarcasm
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>>673219975
rule of thumb... you're in for a miserable life if your only position of power is messing with people's food.

I've never met a server that loved their job. Good income? sure. but they still don't like their job.
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>>673220910
>bro-in-law

Sister married in her own caste at least.
Fucking delivery driver hahahahaha.
You fucking poorfags are awesome.
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>>673219975
Nuttin in it when you have aids is position of power bro
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>>673218465
op ignore all the faggots in this thread, I make pizzas for a living and never get tips. I get by just fine and people that bitch about tips are just whiney little bitches.
>"Oh no! I didn't get a tip, something that isn't required of anybody! it's not like a tip is meant to be something that is given for above average service or anything!"
fuck off
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>>673221303
Go make some pies, you fucking useless piece of shit. You don't risk getting robbed by nigs every night, you don't need a reliable car to get around, or have to pay insurance on a car, or drive all over the place including ghettos and shitholes worrying if you're gonna get shot over a fucking pizza, you cunt.

You MAKE pizza, you don't do shit besides make pizza and ring people up. You don't deserve shit. And you think that delivery drivers don't deliver to apartment complexes? Try having to run up three flights of stairs with a bunch of food, you lazy pizza making cock sucking bitch. You wouldn't last a day as a delivery driver because you probably can't even count to ten.
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This whole tipping thing got out of hand. A tip isn't something a person is entitled too it's something earned by giving great service. If you serve me well I'll tip. If you just do your job then no tip for you. A tip is a reward nothing more
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>>673221464
Lol not where I live. They look like they just got out of prison.
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>>673218465
snitch
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>>673221649
This. Only niggers complain about not getting paid enough. Or women.
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>>673220910
so he's defined as a "server"?

I bet the labor department views it differently.
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>>673221807
That's why he makes bank in tips. And doesn't have to claim it to IRS because he's not even an American. Suck dick, nigga.
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>>673221303
Delivery driver here. The only drivers that make min wage are at smaller restaurants. Everywhere else it's less.
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>>673218465
Tipping shouldn't exist. But if you don't in our society. Then you're a cunt. Literally kill yourself
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>>673222014
A server works for a restaurant. He's a delivery driver.
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>>673221303
Was a delivery fag for 3 years for a small franchise. I gotta say that for me at least it was different, i wasn't making minimum wage but just below it at about 6.50 an hour plus tips but then again, i also made pizza's, boxes, scraped pans did the dishes made sauce/ranch and even dough in the mornings. I wouldn't expect a 10 dollar tip but at least a buck or two. Also some apartment complexes are shit tier and confusing as fuck if they are an indoor complex. Just figured id weigh in and say that not all of us just sit on our ass man.
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>>673221144
>>673221144
Nice man. Just hope you dont starve there.
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>>673221896
You're bad at reading bruh. I don't work there anymore, it was a shit job.
>risk getting robbed by nigs
Never once heard of that happening.
>muh persecution complex
I do need a car to reliably get around.. you know.. to the job itself.
>Or insurance.
Yes.. I do? Are you retarded?
>drive all over the place
You say it like it's difficult.

Keep being proud about doing nothing. Hahaha.
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>>673222151
He or she is just mad that they're making pizzas for a fucking living and not getting tips.
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>>673222215
You probably took the bus like a fuckboy.
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>>673221896
This guy nailed it.

Try walking into a ghetto apartment complex at midnight holding a hand full of pizzas and a pocket of cash.

Also the pizza companies don't give the drivers shit. They charge people a delivery fee and the driver is lucky to get half of that.

Also if you're poor and didn't tip no big deal I don't get mad. If you're a little cocksucker about it I'll get you for it next time.
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>>673218465
Guaranteed reply.
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>>673222082
It may go by state, not sure.
I worked at a place called Marco's. Min wage there, a guy that worked there used to be a manager at Pizza Hut, said they all made minimum there too.

also, what the fuck (pic related)
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>>673222048
>delivery driver
>makes bank

Kek.

So poor you think 200$ a week is bank.
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>>673222215
Hey man, same poster as
>>673222151
But yeah on one run i came pack to my car topper stolen but a coat hanger in my fucking door. Nigs gonna nog and all but they sure flim flammed my zim zam :C
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>>673221896
the person (delivery) you are describing CHOSE that job.. and continues to CHOOSE that job every time they clock in. Don't whine to us about getting robbed or costs associated...
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>>673222137
then he would make minimum wage (at least)
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>>673222323
Mah nigga
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>>673222457
Don't bitch about not getting tips for making a pizza...
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>>673218465
As a driver I remember people like you and I make sure your orders are never delivered on time. Have fun microwaving your cold fucking pizzas
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>>673221277
I don't go that far and I wouldn't advise stealing or fucking up their food.
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>>673222436
Nigger he makes that a night.
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>>673222551
Not how it works, kiddo
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>>673222583
/thread
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>>673222457
He's a non-citizen without a visa. The fuck kinda job do you expect him to have? A management job? Eat dick, autist.
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>>673218465
shitty bait/10
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>>673222638

Yes it is, dumbfuck

http://webapps.dol.gov/elaws/faq/esa/flsa/002.htm
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>>673222438
Damn dude, that sucks. I'm in a semi small town, though the attached city is nig central.
Most drivers have ever done at my store was dishes, every day I did the dough, worked phones/registers, and the line with one or two other people. We would be drowning in orders while drivers sit in the back chatting and eating pizza. Fucking hated those dicks.
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>>673222323
see
>>673221896
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>>673222589
You're talking like cold pizza is a bad thing.
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>>673222609
That's still not shit.
It's okay I remember when I saw a 16 year old nigger with a baby and a domino's sign on his car, it looked rough.
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>>673222215
A co-worker of mine just got robbed gun-to-dick-point on a delivery by some nig just a few months ago. Shit happens all the time. They see the car topper and we're automatically a mark because they know we have money on us.
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>>673218465
Op is the worse kind of faggot. Has to ask his mom for pizza money then whinges about 25cents.
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>>673222457
*I* have never had to make pizzas for a living.

I *CHOSE* a better career path.
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how small of a tip would be enough for the pizza drivers ? No deliveries where i live though.
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>>673222804
Not if you work for a no name place, dude. Or don't have a green card. They pay you jack shit and the rest is in tips.

l2foodservice.
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>>673221840
this kind of ignorance exists?
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>>673222734
I would expect him to GET A FUCKING VISA.
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> tfw no sexy blonde pizza girl to suck me off

why live?
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>>673222866
>making about a hundred a night
>not shit.
Please swallow a bullet.
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>>673218558
dude falling for the bait this hard......
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>>673222419
I work at pizza hut. I make min wage inside and 4.25 while I'm delivering
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>tfw op is actually the delivery guy you who didn't a tip
>tfw this is what he thinks chad would say
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>>673222868
This. I thought about doing a delivery job but I worry too much about getting robbed by nigs.
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>>673222438
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>>673222436
I make at least 90 a night just in tips
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>>673222976
15%
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>>673221277
Frat guy here, it doesnt give us an air of superiority but it does make all our delivery times much faster (like you said)
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>>673223133
Easier said than done.
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>>673222820
Yeah i remember pricks like that coming into our store to drive for a day or two and not liking the job so they just didnt show up which made the owner call me to cover there shifts which i had to take to pay for my shitty 1 bedroom apartment that was/is overpriced as fuck. 1400 for 710 square feet. Stick a quarter in my ass because i played muh self. But yeah i worked my ass off and all but still a buck or two and i was more than happy with the tip, just needed the car to have fuel so i could keep making money and possibly make it up somewhere else.
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So many newfags falling for this old bait
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>>673222961
Drop the act, we all know you work at fucking arbys
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>>673223403
He's a manager in training bro. He's gonna go from 8.50 an hour to 9 lmao
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>>673223247
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>>673218465
Amicunt FataZZ
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>>673223031
Huh, thats so funny, I guess small businesses dont have to follow the laws.

Funny that.
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>>673223356
> takes a shitty job
> it's the jobs fault
> rents an over priced apartment
> it's the landlords fault
> doesn't have skills or an education for a career
I bet that's the teachers / your parents fault, right?

Fuck everyone else, those guys are just out to get you. Whole world is stacked against you.
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>>673218465
>Be me
>Be pizza delivery driver
>Someone ordered 4 large Hawaiian Pizzas, 4 orders of bread sticks, a tub or bbq wings and 2 diet cokes and a bucket or garlic butter
>Spend 5 minutes stacking this mountain of food thinking I'm catering to a party
>Cars dead, need to jump start this piece of shit because too poor for a new battery
>Drive to address
>"This is way too calm for a party"
>Ring doorbell
>Ground begins to rumble
>It gets stronger and stronger until it stops all together
>The door opens
>The smell of spilled soda, Doritos cheese and old bacon grease come wafting out of the door
>I"m greeted by a ham planet that I'm almost sure couldn't fit through the door if he wanted too
>At least I think it was a he from his neckbeard, although he had massive tits and its not uncommon for feminists to have beards now a days
>"That'll be $89.74 sir"
>Catch a glimpse of his mother through the light thats bending around his gravitational pull
>Shes twice his size
>He then pays me with $90 and asks for a quarter back
>Tell him my cars gone to shit and I really need the tip
>He says "Fuck off, I'm saving up for a fleshlight"
>Leave
>Tell manager how hard it was to escape his gravity field and that I got no tip
>Gets promoted to assistant manager
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>>673218465
>ask mom for money
Lulz. Gigantic faggot
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>>673223316
of course it's easier said than done.

DOING something actually takes effort and accountability.
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>>673223605
"Wage Considerations

The hourly pay rate for a pizza or other takeout food delivery driver is usually less than minimum wage because tips can be included in compensation. A 2009 PT Money website interview with a pizza delivery driver noted the driver was paid $6 hourly, plus $1.50 per delivery, plus tips. The driver estimated that after adding in hourly wages, tips and delivery fees -- and deducting for vehicle expenses such as gas -- he netted more than $19 an hour."
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>>673218465
>Order some pizzas, get $20 worth of extra pineapple toppings, breadsticks, wings, 3 2 liters of diet coke and ask them to fill a plastic bag with garlic dipping sauces

You make me want to puke.
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>>673218465
lol you dont have to tip but if i drove my car using my gas to deliver you a pizza and you don't tip your name goes on the list. Your name is on the list either I wont deliver to you or I will stick boogers under your cheese. And no you wont be able to tell.
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>>673218465
Bait
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>>673220910
They have make minimum wage. Its a federally regulated issue. In any state where your base hourly wage is less than the federal minimum wage + tips, you -have- to be compensated by your employer to meet that amount should your tips not bring your hourly wage up to the proper value. There are a few exceptions, but mostly only for commission based jobs.

Side Note: You are a retard and I am glad that you are still struggling to make minimum wage. You brought this on yourself. I will take my 95k a year + bonuses and buy a pizza.
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>>673221277
>eat some of their sides before i delivered
I guess it's the little things that keep the little people happy. How many hours do you have to work before you can afford one of the pizzas you just delivered?
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>>673220049
OP did say he doesn't tip, that's probably why it's late and cold.
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>>673221954

After being fucked in the ass day in and day out?
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>>673223747
>implying you know his situation
Just shut the fuck up, kid. It takes years to get a green card.
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Fucking anetifags with your 7 buck an hour bulshit in my country minimum wage is 15.50 and most people do fyckall for that wage inclyding myself and cunts still aren't happy it's life bruh
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>>673223674
No in all honesty i originally got the job when i was living with my parents, i ended up moving into shitty apartment with roommate who ditched halfway through lease that made manageable rent unruly and no it wasn't the landlords fault they decided to build a new football stadium very close by and it made rent skyrocket all over however my mom wasnt doing well (thyroid cancer) so i wanted to stay close to her so thats my fault again. As far as having skills or an education for a career i started my own IT Company couldn't stay there forever.
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kill yourself OP
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>>673223899
>implying I'm a pizza driver.
Dude, I work for fucking AT&T. Eat my dick.
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>>673224007
Oh no, they look like they've killed a couple people.
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Hi all I'm trying my luck to everyone and I have been working in your life to live and let the kids will have the right side and I have been sent using my personal experience and education in a while ago but never had to go back in touch base on my phone and it will take place at all and all that I am not really the same thing happened with a good day I got it from a mobile app you can do you want the whole lot more than happy birthday from all over it is the only way you want the whole lot more than happy birthday from all over it is the same as last edited the first one I am not too late and the best of my friends
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>>673218465
>I will take things that never happened for 100 Trebek

This is actually horrible bait. I have worked at many pizza places, and no Manager would fire their driver because he said "Guys like us depend on tips to get by"
Never would that happen. Ever.
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>>673218465
They probably talked shit about your cheap ass. Bet he didn't even get fired. Enjoy your spit next time. Service industry is vengeful.
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>>673223171
Dude I make 45/hr and I stand around in a machine shop most the time. Your bro fag is a shit-tier retard living in poverty.
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>>673223403
believe what you want, faggot.

but at least believe this... the only time I worked in the food service industry was over one summer..... and I learned that the field of tip based workers has a lot of demanding, whining, dipshits. Threads like this one only reinforce that.
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>>673219537
HOW DARE YOU REFUSE TO TIP ME AFTER I ASKED?!?!
IM GOING TO SPIT IN YOUR PIZZA NEXT TIME YOU FUCKING SCUM!!
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>>673224299
Well you probably have a high school diploma or a degree and make good money. Not everyone can be you, nigger.
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>>673224269
Yeah at my old job the store owner would just be like "go back out there and apologize" if they had serious stick up their ass at most.
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>>673224315
>worked for one summer
So you're in high school
MODS!
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>>673223195
How do you know it's bait? Because entitled asshole kids don't exist?
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>>673218558
kek
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>>673224397
Educated?
Top kek.
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>>673224012
>Implying that I didn't know that already.

stop making excuses.
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I'm a pizza boy and you're a stupid faggot, you spend 90 bucks for pizza and don't want to leave a quarter?? !! Try to work for a day underaged
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>>673218465
>being a pizza driver
>being literally a cut above the lowest possible food service position available

>being a bartender
>realize i'm not important
>still pull in 50k a year working 26 hrs a week and flirting with babes all night

>about to graduate and take a chemistry job
>going to make about 65 to start
>no babes
>not sure if it's worth it...
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>>673224465
yes, because a bar/restaurant that only needs extra help when they open their patio for the summer MUST BE hiring a kid in high school.
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>>673218465
>live in a country where tipping is a thing
>you're supposed to pay the wage of the employee instead of the company
and fucking amerilards think this is a good system.
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Back in college when I used to deliver, I'd always lick the pizza or wings for repeat offenders. The kicker is that I have HPV in my mouth, and that being a college town I was probably responsible for an epidemic.

Fun times.
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>>673224875
>thinking a virus will survive outside the human body

This is why you deliver food you fucking idiot.
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Living in masterland Finland, where you order your pizza from the internet and you CANT tip.
It's prepaid when it comes to your door, the kebabman brings it to your hands, gives you a glance and runs away...
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>>673224863
at least it isnt fucking forced like in france where its mandatory. fuck off europoor.
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>>673224574
You're the only one bitching about it, fuckboy.
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>>673224875
>probably
>probably not

This is a sign of your arts degree...
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>>673224841
>being a barback for a summer
You're a fucking loser. Please kys
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>>673224995
topkek.
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Tipping us actually unheard of in my country everyone makes at least 15 an hour if some cunt asked me for extra money I'd lol at him that's our attitudes here but also to get one pizza delivered is like 25-30 bucks lol so expensive to eat food
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>>673224995
Not that guy, but of course a virus can survive outside the body. How do you think you contract a common cold? moron
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>>673225417
What country is this, anon?
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>>673225138
that WAS 15(ish) years ago.... things might just be a tad bit different now, moron.
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>>673225479
New Zealand m8
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If you have an issue with your wage, you bring it up with your employer or find a different job. There are OTHER entry level jobs that don't require you to bitch about tips

also, I'm not falling for it. Servers, Waitresses, Drivers? They make bank, they make more money than anybody else at their establishment WHILE getting to bitch about how they "don't even make minimum wage". You lie, you lie every single day to every single person you come in contact with, while you make more money than the other people who don't get tips.

Fuck you, you fucking liars. You've got it made in the shade and you STILL bitch, entitled faggots
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>>673225076
winner
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>>673225080
Build wall. If you aren't following the law, don't even start to bitch about being entitled to my tips
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>>673218465
Because I don't want my food to get spit in
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>>673225594
>thinking he's Mexican
topfuckingkek. Not even close.
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>>673225562
That's actually not the case at all.
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>>673225680
Being angry doesn't automatically make somebody wrong
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In new Zealand prostitution is legal and those bitchs make fucking heaps 1000+ a night easy
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pizza delivery driver here, have never fucked with anyones food, even the guy who is rude every time I deliver to him and the biggest tip I ever got from him was 65 cents. one time the bill was 23.40 and he handed me 23$ and said "that's good enough right?"
everyone gets the same level of respect from me, I always say how's it going tonite sir, or something to that effect and act professional and be polite. the best tippers are almost always younger people and middle class people, the worst are usually people who drive Mercedes or BMW and have massive houses in expensive sub divisions. kinda weird.

one time a milf answered the door in just a bathrobe, that was nice.
stoners are the best though, they always try to hide the fact that they're smoking until I say smokin the good stuff tonite eh? then they're all ya man so happy the pizza's here got the munchies yo here's an extra five dude

best tips I got were two 14$ tips in a row, made like 90$ in tips that shift. being polite and acting professional pays off. or I'm just lucky...
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>>673225752
You're a liar. You get to throw pity parties for yourself about "baww my $2 an hour" while actually making $12+ an hour.
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>>673225080

>>673225594
is not
>>673224574

I dont subscribe to the Trumpster fire.
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>>673225831
>everyone gets the same level of respect from me, I always say how's it going tonite sir, or something to that effect and act professional and be polite.
how very white of you
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>>673225835
>thinking 12+ an hour is a lot.
Please go back to school and get an education, faggot
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Also in new Zealand we aren't American faggots
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>>673225835
That's actually not the case at all.
You sound mad bro. Little too much sodium in your diet? Because the salt is real.
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>>673225835
Also see
>>673226064
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I order pizza and it never costs more than 10 $

I never tip
I spit on drivers money before I give it to him
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399521
KAHOOT
EVERYONE KAHOOT IT'S GOING DOOOWWNNN
GOGOGOGOGOGOGOG GO GO GO GO
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>>673225987
12+ an hour is less than minimum wage in newzealand
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>>673225987
I think anon might have been emphasizing the relative difference, not actual numbers.
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>>673219782
Dude, my brother delivers pizzas, I promise you it does.
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>>673226136
>I'll take anon thinks he's tough shit for 500, Alex
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>>673226136
Jesus in my country is like 25 bucks for 2 pizzas an chips and then extra 10 for delivery
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This site is fucking cancer in out of here
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>>673225831
my worst 3 types were black people (especially religious ones), jews and college students. Best were stoners, poor latinos and fathers of small children (if you got mom, you never got more than a buck.) Best was whenever a bunch of local priests ordered the occasional pie. Not only did they tip, but they'd give you a slice as well.
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>>673226064
dont confuse anger for being "butthurt".

"butthurt"... really, you stupid fuck?

and in case your wondering, yes, I'm angry every damn day.
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NEW ZEALAND RULEZZZZZ
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>>673225900
well, I am white.
>>673226351
I live in the whitest part of a white as fuck country, I've delivered to one asian, zero mexicans, zero blacks, the rest were all white people
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If you get robbed who pays for the pizza and the money you lost?
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>>673223899
nope made $5 an hour under the table. Most pizza places pay under the table
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>>673218465
My employer is considering trying to get ahead of the $15/hr minimum wage and the no-tipping policy some restaurants are adopting.

We work for a chain of restaurants, it's small, but it's definitely a chain. However, based on the volume of food and drink we do we're one of the bigger restaurants in the city and definitely employ some of the most talented bartenders.

He brought it up in a meeting with his senior FOH staff, mentioned his plan. We all looked around at eachother and my boss, his bar manager, also his fasted bartender and the only reason the restaurant doesn't sink every weekend spoke up, "So what you're telling me is that you want us to do the job for $15/hr flat rate. You want us to do the job that we've been doing for upwards of $40/hr for the last few years, the ridiculously shitty job that hurts at the end of the night, you want us to do it for $15/hr?"

My boss said, "Yes, that seems to be the way things are headed so we're proposing that we get ahead of it and adopt early."

My bar manager, "So you're proposing that I do this job, this fast paced hellish bar job, for the same pay that I could get working at the bar down the street that does a quarter of the volume? Where I would get paid the same? What exactly is keeping me here if not the money?"

Our boss has delayed adoption of the new policy until state law requires it. At that point, he'll revisit the possibility of losing all his staff. If he wants talented staff, he has to pay accordingly.

I predict a decline in the overall restaurant experience as it shifts towards a no-tipping policy. It will be the death of the American restaurant experience.
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>>673226961
the driver
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>>673227468
>no-tipping law
>no-tipping policy
what
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>>673225562
As a former server, I don't think that's true, please cite your sources.
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>>673221277
$5 makes or breaks your world?

Damn, I guess I'm not doing as bad as I thought. Thanks for the boost, anon.
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>>673225550
food is expensive cuz you all eat spam on everything
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yes, nutting on a non tipper's pizza is always a way to show dominance

be kind to the delivery guy
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Copy pasta, ignore the attention whore
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>>673227628
Never said law.

$15/hr would be a law.

No tipping policy tends to follow in most places that adopt a higher wage.

They have to pay $15/hr, so you aren't allowed to collect tips.
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>>673223282
15.... you amerifags aren't all right in your heads tip should be for extra good service not for doing your job
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>>673226366
This guy knows what's going on, pointless copy pasta, I don't understand these useless faggots that do this
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>>673218465
Ex delivery driver here. You want 90 dollars worth of food brought to your door and you cant leave the guy any money? Youre a pathetic fat fuck that probably needed that extra quarter to beg your mom for some more diet coke

Why do fat people drink diet coke
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>>673219537
as a past delivery guy you sir are a faggot
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>>673228359
>Why do fat people drink diet coke
I cant stand the flavor of regular coke. Its like drinking carbonated sugar.

So if I have to drink coke I get the diet version.
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>>673218465
as an ex delivery driver. We do remember your address. We do fuck with your food. You are a douche bag. Your a fat fuck living with your mom.
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>>673221303
>From the line to the registers to ring people up
Kek what back asswards place did you work at that you rang up the cooks.
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>>673227894
Spam? The fuck Is that nate we have fresh meat in nz lol unlike the us where a burger can be 20+ different meats lol
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>>673221840
you would have to bleed on the pizza, not nut on it, retard.
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>>673229144
Only at garbage fast food joints.

>>673221303
You also aren't risking your car, running up your insurance, or using your gas doing company business. You also don't need a car to do your job, or even to get to your job. Drives make more because they do all of these things. Don't be retarded.
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>>673224397
He's a machinist, and he doesn't make $45 an hour. lol
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>>673224735
What is the lowest possible food service position in your eyes?
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>>673218465

>this is b8
>you're a nigger

pick one
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>>673229628
Well everywhere is fresh in my country so even garbage food joints so hardy haha also what the fuck is spam never heard of it
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>>673230054
New Zealand is boring and insignificant. No one actually gives a fuck about your country. You guys need to stop pretending you're cool. Only plebs go out to eat.
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>>673228510
the diet version makes you fatter.
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>>673230428
But it tastes better?
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>>673230428
what a fucking retard thing to say. The diet version does have more caffeine.
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>>673222779
this
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>>673218465
Test
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>>673226412
Want a klonopin?
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>>673226961
Driver, I think.
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>>673223680
Underrated post.
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>>673221897
Amen
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>>673230522
but diet makes you fatter.
Retard or no you are still fatter for having slurped it down your cholesterol caked jizz trap.

>>673230474
If it feels good do it.
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>>673219537
good thing I always tip 5+
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>>673218465
I don't tip - but then I don't live in a third world country where service staff aren't paid sufficiently.
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If you're a cunt that acts as if you deserve tips, get another job faggots. You don't deserve to get tipped unless you do something that IS BEYOND YOUR JOB DESCRIPTION. Waiters that are legitimately funny and enjoyable get tipped. You fucking drive to deliver pizzas with little to no interaction.
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>>673219537
Former delivery guy here too. Although I never fucked with or stole anybody's food, as that would be both disgusting and morally wrong; I would inevitably deliver fastest and priorotise the best tippers. I didn't expect people to tip though or ever ask for 'plus tip' or any of that bullshit.

The wage where I was working was pretty low after paying the tax man. The extra I earned from generous people's tips more or less paid for the petrol that I would use.

On top of that there is also the insurance (extra for business use) and the maintenance. Racing your car round as fast as you can and continuous starting and stopping all the time really fucks your car more than you would think.

I always give around a 15-20% tip. Especially if the food arrives really quickly and consitently. If the food or delivery time aren't up to scratch it is the fault of the establishment, not the driver. The punishment in my house is that the resteraunt gets put on the back burner and I won't order from there for a few weeks/months, depending on the severity of the offence.

If an establishment gets 3 strikes within a short time period their menu gets ripped up and they are blacklisted.
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>>673231247
This!

I hate when I pay by credit card for a pick up order, and they have a place to write in the tip on the credit card slip.... for what??!! For taking my money for the order?
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>>673231247
Yes and while driving, some of us will drive pretty fast and speed around, breaking the law and putting our licence at risk to get your pizza to you promptly. A little gratitude for this doesn't go amiss. As previously mentioned, in return this will also guarantee that your deliveries are prioritised in future. And so on and so forth.
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>>673227868
>implying delivery drivers "do bad"
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>>673228241
It's a courtesy, you cheap fuck. Why don't you get off your fucking ass and pick the pizza up then?
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>>673227383
Dude youre a fucking retard, why would you say yes to someone whos only going to pay you 5 bucks... Stop complaining you know exactly what you signed up for. Noone is making you work there
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>>673228510
Enjoy all that Aspartame, you fucking autistic moron. You're gonna have cancer by the time you hit 40.
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Sorry OP, I tip based on service.

But the shit this guy pulled? No. You're not supposed to ASK for a tip; if you don't get some extra, you keep your head up and move forward.. Not attempt to guilt someone into giving you your change.

People like that don't deserve a tip.
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>>673218465
this copypasta is bad
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>>673230371
And America has an over-inflated ego thinking your top dogs but your 2nd best to China and falling into a deep depression you fuck nz is chill and cool unfortunately lately (thanks to us influence) our culture has been changing and I hate it fuck off and take your shity pop culture ideals with you cunt
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>>673218465
Havnt heard this pasta in awhile thanks for the kek
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>>673218558
who the fuck gets 100 dollars for pizza. Lmao bait or he truly is a basement dweller.
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>>673218465
>buy my gf some league stuff
>girlfriend
>league

Make your mind up whether you play this virgin game or have a made up girlfriend
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>>673231247
Then pick the fucking food up. Lazy cunt.
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>>673218465
>90$ worth of pizzas
Man, a delivered pizza here is like 5/6€, best are for 8€, a friend of mine ordered a 12€ pizza last night and it had the area of a SUV wheel.
I hate pizza boys thought, they're dangerous with their scooters
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>>673231579
Forreals bro, fucking hate that shit.... I almost want to say fuck your pizza im going to little Caesar's
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>>673232342
You underestimate how fat people are and how they eat.
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>>673232028
Agreed!
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>>673231579
>they have a place to write in the tip on the credit card slip

>implying anyone on 4chan actually has a credit card.
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>>673219782
No really. Shit like this happens all the time.
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>>673218465
cause they are pizza delivery guys
if they're not an assholes, probably they had a better job
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>>673230054
>never heard of spam
Just finished tracing your IP.
You will soon experience spam.
Happy Pussy!
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>>673218465
>>Ask mom for money, she hands me $100
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>>673220645
nut on the pizza all you want

you're still a poor faggot whose pinnacle life's work is to masturbate on food
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>>673219537

I had this happen to me once. I found spit in my food and I called the manager and he fired the guy lol.

Get a real job
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>>673232210

Ayyy for NZ. Though let's be honest, our cost of living is way higher than America.

Food service worker here. If we made tips I would be the nicest, biggest ass kisser possible
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>>673229685
I'm not a machinist, but it's okay to assume that since I said I stand in a machine shop, by stand I mean literally not doing shit but standing around staring at walls.
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>>673223680
>hamplanet, ham galaxies and etc

never fails to kek the shit out of me
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>>673218465
I tip but only if I'm not spending a ton already. If I order like over $50 I probably wouldn't tip someone as opposed to like $20
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Ran pizza for a few years back in high school. Minimum wage, no gas money, lots of work in store when not on delivery. Still made enough with tips. Good job, one of the only people in my school who had their own car. (Not counting rich kids who drove daddy's car.)

No, I never spat or jizzed on pizza. Didn't care that much. I remember the non-tippers. When I took out a stack of orders, they got theirs last. Nice long wait for cold pizza if you don't tip. Seems fair to me.
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Not this again.
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