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>(This thread is mostly for girls)

How often do you masturbate and does it affect your libido at all?

Doesn't it have the opposite effect on your sex life? Like your man can't satisfy you any longer or not nearly enough as your vibrator can?
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>>673201057
2 times per week and no not really.
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>>673201057
im a girl btw
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>women on 4 chan
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>>673201165
I wish I had that kind of restraint. anywhere between 2 and 8 times a day
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>>673201057
i do maybe once or twice a week but i got more horny with my new relationship, so i do it like once a week now. Libido hasn't really changed.
May i ask why?
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Once per day
mfw no man wants me because of beef curtains that they think is because im a whore
sad life of women that dont have innies
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>>673201750
I'll date you
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yeah... cause "girls" are going to reply here.

oh yes big boy.... I loooooooovveeeeee to masturbate 3 or 4 times a day. at work, at the gym, at the shops.... everywhere I can.

I'm like, permanently wet.

fuck off.....
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>>673201750
Yeah. I'm sure THAT'S the reason. I mean, it's not like men ever, ever have sex with whores.

Oh, wait. That's the definition of a whore.
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>>673201750

You show your beef curtains on the first date?
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>>673201740

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/mormontherapist/2009/09/for-women-can-masturbation-improve-their-drive-and-overall-intimacy-with-their-husband.html
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>>673201057
Tits and timestamp, seriously
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>>673201750
Nah, you're probably an ugly annoying cunt.
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>>673201750
Post pic, I like sucking big lips
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>>673202217
Honestly, do people even go on dates lately?
>>673202419
whatever you say m8
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>>673201057
i used to masturbate at least once q day, sometimes 3x a day, sometimes only once a week.
i went through some sick phases when i was younger.
i have a difficult time becoming aroused by other people
i have almost zero sex drive now and i am starting to feel asexual, no b8, i hate my life
but ive never used any toys and vaginal stimulation is worthless because my vagina is numb inside, kek.
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>>673201750
Beef curtains are pretty sexy if you ask me I'm male btw
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>>673202450

i fucking LOVE that!

i dont understand how some guys dont like big lips. I could chomp on those fuckers all day!!!! LOVE IT!!! Sit on my face ANY TIME!!!!!
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>>673202509

I wouldn't know. I don't date.
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>>673201750
my shit is jacked up, too.
one side longer than the other
>kms
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>>673201057
holy fuck, are those bowling shoes?
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>>673202509
Nobody gives a shit about meaty curtains.
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I'm a man and my count is 1-2 times a day.
I wish it affected my libido, so that I would last longer in bed.

Also since it seems there are girls in this thread, did any of you already did not want to have sex because of timidity ? My gf is pretty reluctant.
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>>673201057
I'm a dood. Married, two kids. Work at home. I jerk off 1-3 times a day. Turned on enough to get my sexual advances rejected everyday by my wife.
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about 3-4 times a day that I am not doing anything. At least once, even if I'm busy.
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>>673202709
when I was like 13 I was having fun on a playgroud, you know those swings that go up and down depending on who weights more? Well yeah i got knocked up and fell the was the swing cut my lip. It didnt grow back the same way
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>>673202666
Let me find a girl for you satan
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>>673202885
Timid girls prefer to be raped so they don't feel guilty afterwards and can feel victimized, instead.
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>>673202666
Nice trips satan
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>>673203282
like the seesaw?
>never had a friend to ride with me
>will never know joy of seesaw
that sucks, anon.
I was just born ugly.
No interesting story.
My junk looks like I've frequently had trains run on me since a dick could fit.
But, unfortunately, is no where near the case.
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>>673203559
it was like this, and goddamn the horse hurt
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>>673203777
ouchies
jesus is with you now
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>>673203347
it
it makes sense actually
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>>673204002
well if no other man wants to, ill take jesus anytime
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>>673201057
Sybian retail: $1,494.49.....what do you do for a job? and when?
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>>673204163
if jesus doesn't, i will
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>>673204225
Become a sybian distributor. Or better yet, design and manufacture your own brand.
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Kek
Do you guys really believe that women exist ?
Grow up and accept reality, what are you 12 ?
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>>673204338
How kind
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>>673201057
>(This thread is entirely for men pretending to be girls because OP is a huge faggot please rape my face)
fixed
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>>673201057
ok, so you're posting a thread on /b/ let alone 4chan for that matter, and you think mostly girls are gonna be here? LOL
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>>673201057
>implying there are girls on /b/
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4 or 5 times per week, and it doesnt affect me at all. Usually when i do it, y text it to my bf, so he'll get horny at his job, and we will fuck whe he comes home. While i masturbate, i think about my bf fucking me, i even call his name. I dont use a vibrator, i use my hands. Muy bf definetly can satisfy me. A lot.

Sorry for my shitty english.
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>>673204662
Hi, im 12 and what is this?
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>>673201057

what the HELLS a labido
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It all depends on what you use.
If you masturbate often with toys, if generally become harder to orgasm without an assist.

It doesn't ruin your libido, if anything it makes it stronger. You'd want to come more and more.
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>>673201057
>Jackhammer pussyhole with industrial-grade equipment
>shove 16 inch long 8 inch thick horse-molded Ballistic plastic dong inside yourself on a regular basis
>Why can't a man satisfy my gaping hairy maw?
I dunno, I really don't.
I mean, it's not like comparing running to work every day to riding in a car.
It's not like one option is limited by being in shape and what your body can naturally handle, while the other is literally a fucking machine.
And it's definitely not like once you've taking your car to work, you kinda don't want to run there on foot anymore.
But hey, life solved your problem by barring you from reproducing, so we're all good in the long run.
>inb4 implying you can't be satisfied cause you're ugly, unwashed, fat, and have a shitty personality
pic not related
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>>673205687

story behind this?
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>>673205687
sauce
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>>673206053
it's a fake reaction
i need the sauce anyway
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>>673205687
You know pussy's are made to fit big things. Unless you're walking around with something massive shuffed up there 24/7 your pussy will go back to shape.

Being loose has nothing to with how many dicks has been in it.

Some women are naturally tight, others not so much.
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>>673206053
some chick came to a film studio and the director said, "ok in this scene your college boyfriend is gonna jack off on you right as his roommate and friends come in..."
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>>673206296
Do you know how to get a pussy a little looser?
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I masturbate a lot more than any other girl I know, except my partner. She's the horniest bitch I know I swear to god. It's mostly something to do to pass the time when I'm not at work or with my girl, honestly.
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>>673206296
To add to this anons post. Some women with loose vaginas, train them with kegel exercises and attain tightness through that.
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>>673206487

who you calling a looser you fat fuck.
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>>673206487
Aww, don't be mad.
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>>673206487
Relaxation, trust and a lot of foreplay.
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>>673206296
First correct comment i have ever seen about pussies on 4chan in ages,you sir win the internet for today.Theres so much i could add on to this but i already broke my promise not to post on /b/ for a year....
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>>673205221
>what the HELLS a labido
Isn't that an old Boz Scaggs song?
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Meaty curtains are fucking disgusting.
I drove a girl home at 2 am after fucking her because I was so turned off by sleeping next to her in my bed.
I couldn't stop thinking about the creature that rested beneath the sheets down there.
She got so pissed that once we got to her place she refused to get out of the car.
I had to literally (yes, literally) kick her out of the passenger seat.
I turned sideways and shoved her out with my feet.

She was bitching so loud that her dad woke up and came outside just in time to see her phone break on the ground as it and she finally dislodged from my car and onto the parking lot asphalt.

Fuck beef curtains.
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femanoms, how can i learn to trust people to enjoy sex?
how is it some girls are born with the capacity to love and be loved and enjoy their bodies and others are doomed to wallow in self-loathing and never be able to experience that connection on a deep and physical level when a man has his hard cock throbbing inside your moistened cunt?
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>>673207077
Sounds like you have alot of issues other than meatcurtains....
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>>673206652
definitely not my vagina
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>>673201750
>
ew
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>>673206296
>fit big things
You mean childbirth? Yeah, that and human dick. See "16 inch long 8 inch thick horse-molded Ballistic plastic dong" above
>Being loose has nothing to with how many dicks has been in it
No, but if it's filled to the brim on a regular basis, it's gonna adjust to that. Otherwise every woman would be as tight as she was before being sexually active. Which would make sexual intercourse next to nonexistent.
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>>673201750
I love them !!
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>>673207310
> Implying

Not at all.
I didn't want to sleep with her.
I tried being as respectful as possible to her given the situation, but the crazy cunt wouldn't accept the fact that she was going home one way or another.

Wasn't my fault that she WOULD NOT exit my vehicle once we got back to her dad's where she lived.

She was a skank anyways.
She would have had to really impress me to overcome that handicap with me.
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>>673206296
Yeah nah, as a big guy when I first start fucking a girl she feels super tight. As we fuck rigorously she gradually gets looser as time goes on. She never goes back to normal, not completely.

>mfw wrecked her pussy
>mfw females don't realize their pussies stay stretched for weeks or permanently depending on the guy they are fucking
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Have you ever been to a gynecologist?
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>>673207857
who are you talking to?
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>>673207798
I think that's your ego talking.
Did you want to retry that comment?
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>>673207857
nope
but i did have an abortion once, and i think the doc was a gyno
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Ladies, if you fuck yourself with a dildo, a guy smaller than your dildo will feel very little traction. If you wanna keep tight, use smaller dildos or clit vibes. You DON'T shrink back after regular use, this is feminazi BS.
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>>673208052
You sound like a female.
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>>673208052
Nope I loved my comment. Sorry you can't handle the truth skank.
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>>673208167
This is correct
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>>673201057

Used to be way more often

9-16 Probably once a day unless I had no spare time or was exhausted

17-18 Once every day or so

19-22 About once a week depending on where I am in my pill cycle. Just went a month without the pill and I got much hornier.

I'd say funnily enough have sex affected my actual sex drive, that and starting to live together. Masturbating can really put me in the mood though.

>vibrator

I flick the bean mostly, I think my bent cervix makes cumming difficult.
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>>673208167
Unless you actively do kegel exercises. They strengthen the mucles and helps keep the vagina tight, as well as being a good prevention aid for incontinense later in life.
Men should do them to lessen the risk of prostate cancer and also to avoid incontinense.
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>>673208167

100% correct.

ask any lady who's had a few kids and tell them "it'll shrink back".

no it fucking doesnt.

if you're going to fuck a pole or fist yourself, be prepared to feel jack shit when a normal guy fucks you.... and then leaves your loose ass.
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>>673201635
They used to be men
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Do you think a gynecologist would a Vaginal Speculum, if they knew the Vagina would never convert back to its normal size? Do you know how far those things stretch a vagina?
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>>673208464
Dated some women on the pill and the pill really fucked with their libido.

Dated a couple women with this handicap who also wanted me to wear a condom on top of that.

Found that shit rediculous. Like what is the point of fucking then - for either of us?

Women ars batshit sometimes. And beef curtains make me want to puke.
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>>673208900
You'd go batshit too if you had the risk to get pregnant
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>>673208497
Found Dr. Google
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>>673209060
Never.

I would just make friends with my local abortion clinic if a condom proved insufficient.
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>>673209060
I agree.
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>>673208900

The pill is different for most women, some gain weight, some get angry, some like you said get fucked up libidos, everyone's different.

Yeah no point in wearing a condom, bf is excited for me to be back on the pill, just waiting until Monday.

People are batshit and meh each to their own.
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>>673202450
I love blonde girls but those are just a turn off for me
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>>673209206
It's called a coat hanger. Women these days are so weak.
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>>673201057
>this thread is mostly for grills
check the shitstorm of mentally fucking ill transexuals and literal faggots
BAIIIIIIITTTTTT
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>>673201057
Haven't seen this in several years. Thanks.
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>>673209060
My Dad kicked my mom in her stomach and she fell down the stairs from the 2nd floor just to try to get rid of me, but i am still here and my mom is still with my dad.

This is what made America great. Strong women and stronger men.
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>>673209305
What? Were you a woman back in those other days?
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>>673209183
Actually I had a biological exam with the subject of the female reproduction system in high school.
The information just kinda got stuck in my head after that.
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>>673209558
Bitch, you're dumb as rocks.

Not once did I imply that I was female.
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>>673202822
topkek yes they do dumbfuk
>>673202596
>asexual
this retarded bitch
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>>673209671
I was being sarcastic, idiot.
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>>673201057
Goddamnit.

I was loving that until I realised she was faking.

Fuck it.
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>>673209681
i wish you had any idea of even 1/8th the retarded thoughts in my head
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>>673207462
...are you stupid? It doesn't matter if a girls getting railed every day, skin is elastic, and while sure, through lots of stretching you can cause new cell growth the vagina is definitely a different story.
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>>673209558
Found the feminazi. I think she's the same one shitting up the whole thread.

>mfw she has beef curtains
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>>673209868
He knows.
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>>673209941
Nope not the same person as me
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>>673209235
For the longest time my GF wanted me to wear a condom or pull out even though she's on the pill. "Accidentally" came in her a few months back and since then she's stopped giving a shit
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>>673209941
Not a Feminazi.
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>>673209796
Your humor isn't going to get laughed at here just because you have a vagina.
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>>673209868
Uh no, I have personal experience that says otherwise. Yes, skin is elastic but I'll put it in female friendly terminology. It's like your joint when you do yoga.. at first they are tight, but as you keep stretching them, they loosen up. Eventually, after a LONG time if you don't do yoga, your joints may tighten up but it'll take forever if it ever truly happens.
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>>673204713
>>673204759
>>673204806
>>673204662

Why can't people accept that at least 20% of /b/ is female
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>>673210184

Honestly never understood why unprotected sex was hyped up so much then I had it I get it.

I still remember back in the day when I was like your gf and he'd start off unprotected, turned me to butter.
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>>673209843

I'll rapefuck those retarded ideas right out of your head.
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>>673210191
If it quacks like a duck..
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>>673210378
Because females don't have penis.
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What must have I done in my last life that I didnt deserve an innie
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>>673210378
I never thought that number was that high, but its common sense that there would be at least SOME femanon lurking.
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>>673201650
Giiiirl, so you spend the whole day with wet panties
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>>673210378
No such thing as feminine penis and girly balls, sorry.
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>>673210812

Just be happy that you don't have a small dick.
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>>673208702
>used to be
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>>673209868
>inb4 gymnasts go back to being just as inflexible as everyone else the second they are done with their routine
keep telling yourself that.
Also keep telling yourself that white-knighting for men pretending to be sluts on /b/ will get them to have sex with ya.
I mean it. You're the hero they deserve. They'll appreciate you, and realise how much they've needed you in their life. One day.
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>>673210893
Beef curtains and an innie are pretty much on the same level of awful
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>>673208900
Are you aware that stds exist? Maybe that was her concern, have you thought of that? No, you wouldn't, would you?
Instead you're calling batshit on the women.
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>>673210986
>>673210893
and a small dick* i meant
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>>673210833
just because it's the single trait that distinguishes men from womyn it DOES NOT mean it can't be feminine! ugh, you disgusting cis scum.
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>>673210986

Eh I'd disagree. One's literally being too small, other doesn't really change how sex goes. You can always get surgery for beef curtains anyways.
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>>673201057
Old as fuck but good webm fucking saved
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>>673210911
911 of truth
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>>673210911
I dunno wtf gymnasts do but I'm a guy and I take Bikram Yoga. I do it every other day, and there have been time when I'm short on funds and I stop practicing for months on end. My analogy works, fuck you.
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>>673211253
Maybe, but out of what i've seen nearly no person after the surgery recommends it
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>>673211470

>tumblr

Yolo?
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>>673211230
Why is that boy wearing a bikini?
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>>673211574
I just like the doggies
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>>673211713

>more tumblr
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>>673211470
>>673211713
Tumblrinas are out in full force.
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>>673210575
my self esteem is very low, please don't break my heart with empty promises
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>>673211849
>>673211777
Look at it
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>>673211933

I'm sure a nice hard cock inside of you will open you up.
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>>673201057
What about fetishes? What turns you ladies on / What do you think about while you're schlicking?
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>>673212148
i thought a nice, hard cock would work, too, but it's just made me even more crazy and hate myself more
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>>673212168

Sadism usually and I worst part is I'm empathetic I have guilt trips during or afterwards.

That or lolicon.
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>>673212289

I'm actually severely depressed and think about killing myself everyday.
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>>673212020
Justin?
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>>673212483
same.
death every day for 15 years now.
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>>673212488
What justin
thats a dog cant you see
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>>673202596

what sick phases?
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>>673209800
>I was loving that until I realised she was faking
The sad tale of all proporn
>at least she had a bush
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>>673212604
It really fucking sucks.
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"[spoiler]SPIKE DIES![/spoiler]"
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>>673212713
Lmfao you remind me of my little brother. Had to make sure he hadn't found /b/. My bad, he likes corgies anyway.
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>>673212796
oh i dunno
i imagined i was a man and the only way i could get off for a while was imagining grooming a child for own sexual deviances.
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>>673212842
agreed.
but tomorrow keeps coming anyway
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>>673210911
bitch is seriously fine.
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>>673212977
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ITT: femanons are not a myth
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>>673211262
where the fuck you guys even find that vid, it doesn't exist on the interwebs no mo
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>>673213120

How old are you?
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>>673201057
i have three fuck buddies who regularly eat me out, a real tongue attached to someone who know hot to use it can't compare with a vibrator. from time to time i do also bring home some new hot guys i find in clubs, especially when i'm on my period, because i do always get horny as fuck then, and i'm a little afraid that my good fuck buddies will freak out if they accidentally eat my period blood
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Had a boyfriend that loved watching me masturbate, and he would and I therefor did it like 12 times a week for several months I guess. And during it orgasms were very hard to reach. When I did orgasm eventually, they would be very messy. Like not in a good way. It kinda freaked me out because I had never squirted before and I'm sure it wasn't pee. So yeah, now that we're no longer together I only masturbate like, 3 times a week or something and it feels amazing the whole way through. (During those months I kinda forced myself to become aroused too so it wasn't nice at all..)
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>>673213219
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>>673213351
26
why?
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>>673212306
>Sadism
Don't have any content for that, but as for lolicon, you might find AR interesting.
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>>673213448

No reason really.
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>>673213346
I still have the vid saved from ages ago on a cd not op got from Kazaa or Limewire thats how old
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>>673213640
fair enough..
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>>673213494

AR?
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>>673212168
im just pretty much a loli (160cm 50kg small boobs)
And I enjoy making guys horny
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>>673201057
like once a day, never effects my libido. i get sleepy when its late and then i don't want any but any other time i'm up for fun... i do touch myself all the time tho not in order to orgasm just cos its fun also have multipal vibrators and toys almost never get off only on penetration
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>>673204947
Ban incoming.
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>>673213775
>LIES!!!!

Only femanons here are land whales.
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>>673213736

What keeps you going?
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>>673213364
I like you.

You sound like the kinda whore that would kick a man out the house for being bad in bed.

I do the same to women.
I just love the feeling of fucking some random and then crashing the party inside her head by insisiting that she leaves once we are done.
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>>673201650
me too on off days
>i wish i had more off days
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>>673213494
what's the surprise on pic
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>>673213905
Whatever you say m8
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>>673213905
>5'1", 120lbs
could be thinner, but Internet says my BMI is within the proper weight range, kek
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>>673207146
>>673207146
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>>673214047

>120lbs

Fuck I wish I could weigh that again.
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>>673213769
>AR?
Age Regression. You could basically turn anyone you know into lolis. In your head, of course, but you get the idea.
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>>673213910
nothing, really.
when i first started thinking about suicide, i made a list of things i wanted to do before i anhero
>drive a car
>earn money
>fuck
now i have done those things and i don't know what else to do with my life
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>>673213775
>im just pretty much a loli (160cm 50kg small boobs)
>And I enjoy making guys horny
How old are you?
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>>673214024
Ok, then you know the rules.

>TITS OR GTFO
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>>673208315
>>673208315
>>673208315

Cool thread but check this out
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>>673214210

I haven't done 2 of those things. I am 24.
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>>673214136
i was 206 at my heaviest
weight just melted off one year
i hope i never get fat again cuz then i probably will kill myself kek
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>>673201057
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.


>implying anything in this thread is true
>no pictures
>no requests for pictures


the fuck is wrong with you faggots, there are no women on the internet only men pretending.

that or there are fat ass landwhale whores ITT who no one would fuck anyway making up stories about how they get mad snizz on the regs
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>>673214210
Travel your country with no money, no supplies besides the clothes on your back, and no plan. Just go
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>>673214047
Can we see yo ass cheeks den?
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>>673214249
19
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>>673214351
what's stopping you?
i was adamant about checking those 3 things off because i never actually wanted to get this old.
the older i get, the more i realize i have no purpose and no one wants me either lol
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Have another new fetish, folks.

>>673213978
>what's the surprise on pic
They suddenly regressed a few years.
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>>673214373
that is exactly what i have wanted to do since i was a lil guppy
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>>673214137

Ah yeah sounds like I good idea, I have a fun little lolicon Avatar fantasy.
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>>673210812

i also think beef curtains are absolutely disgusting but can't you have surgery to clean that shit up?
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>>673214612
I have too. I can't seem to complete the first step, though.

> step out the door

Nobbody I know has ever been interested in going with me either.

Would make it so much easier.
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>>673214512
>19
Interesting. Have you never wondered what it would be like to be bigger/taller?
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>>673214594
got cont ?
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>>673214877
i just need to rid myself of this car payment and then i can truly be free.
>let the bank just take the fucker back
thought about that, but i love to drive.
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>>673214521

I really don't know.

As for killing myself, the mother and father are still around, and I couldn't do that to them. The couple friends I have and other family, meh.

As for other people, I feel they would either better me or make me worse.
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>>673214626
>Ah yeah sounds like I good idea, I have a fun little lolicon Avatar fantasy.
Enjoy some more AR. Also, >>>/d/ is your friend.
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>>673215013
You can hitch/train hop etc. No car needed.

That is what I want to do.

I owe $14k and just want to say fuck it and go.
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>>673215051
yeah, maybe my mom is what's keeping me here.
she is fucked up, too. she would probably, like at least 80% chance, anhero if i die.
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>>673214210
write a book and see it published. walk along the great wall of china. run a marathon before your knees are too old. learn to play an instrument, or create something. get away with fucking in public. Get caught, if it floats your boat. ride a horse. stare at a wild lion in the serengeti. climb to the top of the seven highest mountains in each continent.

Jesus, if "drive", "fuck" and "earn money" is the sum total of your ambitions in life, its a wonder you have enough imagination to think about topping yourself...
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>>673215142
>$14k
$44k *
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>>673214512
>>673214911
>Have you never wondered what it would be like to be bigger/taller?
Or even smaller...?

>>673214951
>got cont ?
More BE, or more AR?
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>>673201750
Holy fuck the faggots replying to this b8
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>>673215142
yeah, but then i am dependent on someone else to give me a ride somehow.
that shit annoys me..
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>>673202791
They are saddle shoes. They were a big thing for girls to wear a long time ago
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>>673204662
what is a women?
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>>673215142
You'll give up and come home owing 15k
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OMFG ya'll where tha TITTAYS?!?!?!?!?
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>>673204930
where you from, babe?
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Guyz, I need to sniff the ass.
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>>673214365

I weigh 154 and I'm also 5ft1, not awful but damn chubby
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>>673215299
You get to meet people.

That's why it is appealing.
You survive by the generosity of others.
It would cure cinicism, which I have in spades.
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>>673215276
cont of surprise story, wondering what they'll do next
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>>673215370
I don't care. You may be right. Maybe not.
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>>673215196

Probably pretty much same for me.
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>>673215779
>cont of surprise story, wondering what they'll do next
Oh, no, I think that was the only image. Sorry! There is an alt version, though.
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>>673207267
you've been on the internet for too long.
get a fucking life and stop victimizing yourself
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>>673216403
The artist is JitenshaSW, by the way. She draws some excellent stuff.
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>>673202709
I love this bitches mindset
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>>673207267
stop being a faggot
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>>673209510
this is what made america go way down.
fucking stupid fat rednecks trying to kill each other, hanging on 4chan if they don't succeed, while 1% rule the world
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>>673214793
yeah theoritically i could but not many people after the surgery recommended it
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>>673210184
your gf got preggers
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>>673203061
do you regret marriage?
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>>673209235
>bf is excited for me to be back on the pill, just waiting until Monday

This filthy slut has her period. Tampon or gtfo.
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>>673210898
kek
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>>673201165
tits or gtfo
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>>673201057
at least once a day, I only massage my clit, don't think I ever came from PIV. Any tips?
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>>673218726
You can have mine
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>>673201057
Bifag here
Love vibrators, love dildos, no drama, last forever
But no matter how long i vibe my ass, nothings as good as a real cock inside you
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>>673218726
Are you a virgin? If yes, can you fit more than 1 finger in your pussy? If not were you able to when you still were?
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>>673211230
Go back to Tumblr, little Tumblrina Feminazi!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2m-e4PgiVfM
Enjoy!
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>>673207798
>The vagina gets bigger and wet to accommodate dicks when a girl is aroused
>So it feels like she's gotten bigger when in reality she's just happy to see you
Fixed it for you
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Any other ladies want to share their fetishes, or are open to new ones?
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>>673208653
>ask any lady who's had a few kids and tell them "it'll shrink back".
>no it fucking doesnt.
I'm currently having sex with a woman that has had 2 kids
Still pretty tight anon, I really don't see what the problem is.
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I don't remember the last time I did it myself, it always my husband
When he is not fingering me, he is fucking me.
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>>673219008
sorry dude, no virgin since I was 15, I can even fit 3 fingers, when I was I could fit 2
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lol that thread
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>>673201057
I'm twenty one and play with myself more or less daily, and despite being able to get turned on other times, I've never cum.

Seems like having a dick would be easier.
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>>673201750
It has nothing to do with your vagina. No man wants you because you are an insecure basket case
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>>673201750
You take your problems and blame them on your body parts,
you're delusional, that's why no one wants you
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>>673203061
> rejected every day by my wife

Livin the dream huh you retard
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Bump for the ladies. Roll if you like.
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>>673213041
youre fucked for life, kill yourself
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>>673219310
No fuck off you degenerate
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>>673220759
hey you're cute, shit in my mouth pls?
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>>673206296
Then explain porn.... Porn actresses get stretched vaginal canals all the fucking time.. Why? Because they take endless amounts of dick.. Same thing goes for up the ass. Tight butthole and pussy before you start having a ton of sex.. Loose as shit afterwards. The body can only "snap" back so much.. The human body adjusts and learns to deal with what you put in it. The more dicks you take.. The less tight that pussy will be. lol captcha "list all items with fish..."
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>>673221058
>cute
Kek
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>>673201750


0/10 bait
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>>673221214
pls
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>>673220759
Top kek. Too shy to share your kinks anonymously, yet you'll (assuming that's even you) post a pic of yourself.
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>>673201057
>sex life

sure do wish I had one of those
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>>673220759
could still shit in my mouth tbh
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>>673221108
You can tighten it with pelvic exercises and surgery but that is more for post pregnant foofs. I don't know what you do when you have a floppy fanny from being a porn slut. You're right, no elastic left there. Probably wet themselves when they sneeze.
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