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When we all get drafted into WW3, what's /b/ going to write on their helmets?
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LEGO SAND NIGGERS
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Born to Dank Memes
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>>673122589
Feel the Bern
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>>673122589
this thread has potential.
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Niggers tongue my anus
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>>673122589
Born to >rape
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CANT STUMP THE TRUMP
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I would draw the SS symbol on the front and back, with lightning bolts on the sides
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When we all get drafted into WW3, what's /b/ going to write on their helmets?
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>>673122855
>>673122822
>>673122800
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Moot b& self
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Now that the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to ask for my help?
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LEGO SAND NIGGERS
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>Bout tree fiddy
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del sys32
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Beta
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Bush Did 9/11
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>>673122999
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>>673122952
You'd get made fun of so much and if you're from the US you'd get in trouble
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College Educated
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Feel the Bern
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>>673122589
If you shoot me, you like nigger dicks
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notice me senpai
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"There will come soft rains"
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Born 2 Meme
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>>673122589

"I came, I saw, I came"
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>>673122822
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this thread has potential.
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>>673123119
just finished watching this lol
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Niggers tongue my anus
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A target, but I'd wear the helmet too high, with styrofoam filling the upper third, where the bullseye is.
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Niggers gonna nig
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I am become death
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quick scope mother fucker
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Please kill on 1st shot
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>>673122589
Born too Trill
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GET REKT
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Born to >rape
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Moot is a cuck
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Flay niggers like game of thrones
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Come on you sons of bitches! Do you want to live forever?
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>>673122589
dad gay. so what
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CANT STUMP THE TRUMP
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If found call

1800-suckmycock
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Shit Happens
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>>673123193
Agreeably the best short story
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YOLO SWAG IS LIFE
plz kill me
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>>673123254
no way, I just watched it today too.
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I would draw the SS symbol on the front and back, with lightning bolts on the sides
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>>673123233
checked
no thats my only post so far, including this one. good try though.
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I'm gonna draw an arrow down and write "I'm with Stupid".... And hopefully ISIS or Russia or China or Iran has a sense of humor.
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>>673122589
Pinko
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>>673122589
KILL ALL NIGGERS
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Xx-420_No-Scope_Blazer-xX
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a black cover and my mothers phone number
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When we all get drafted into WW3, what's /b/ going to write on their helmets?
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>>673123122
Not really. As long as the media doesn't see it no one will care.
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>>673122589
For the Patriarchy!
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>>673122589
"I'm not hintin' but it was Clinton"
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If you can read this, you're fucked.
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Stump Trump No
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Where's my safe space?
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>>673122999
Chekd
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>>673122589
Do YOU even lift bro?
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>>673123726
When we all get drafted into WW3, what's /b/ going to write on their helmets?
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Moot b& self
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check my helmet out guys
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>>673122589
I got lost on the way to college
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For the holy brrrrrrr
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ALLAHU SNACKBAR
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just stone me sandniggars i like weed anyways
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>>673123701
this
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Now that the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to ask for my help?
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>>673122589
Only dead can know peace from this BAN
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Fuck you sand niggers
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I live in Chile, we dont give a fuck. Nuke usa, nuke europe, nuke russia,nuke asia and nuke sandniggers. We will be watching with popcorn how you vaporice eachother, then we will live our normal lives
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I'd write 'BIG GUY 4U'
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You can't flim flam the Zimzam.
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LEGO SAND NIGGERS
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>>673122589

I WILL FIST YOUR ASSHOLE
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>>673123991
Hola amigo shileeno la wea fome
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>>673122589
Hitler did nothing wrong.
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>>673122589
Clutch or kek
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Bout tree fiddy
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del sys32
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>>673122589
I want to fuck a shark grill
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>>673122589
The chicken tendy copypasta
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>>673123110
>Beta
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>>673123991
>vaporice
Learn some fucking English first then we'll take you serious.
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Mother I'm [not] coming home.
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Bush Did 9/11
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Blood in, blood ouy
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You'd get made fun of so much and if you're from the US you'd get in trouble
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this
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tell Abby I love her.
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>>673124112
Wena perro culiao y la wea.
Pd. Longueira para un final
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College Educated
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i eat ass
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>>673122589
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Top kek
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Since WW3 will probably end in nuclear annihilation... Fuck a helmet, I'm going out in my fedora.
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>>673124520
The whole ass?
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>>673124465
>>673123878
kek
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Why am I defending a country full of fat retarded femenist, stupid fucking niggers and teens who come up with genders to express themselves which come off as extremly fucking retarded?
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>>673124532
I knew it would happen eventually...
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I surrender.
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come on guys make a pic
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I jizzed on this multiple times
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Winrar
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>>673122589
Dues lo vult MOTHER FUCKER
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>>673124770
On phone
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>>673124760
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>>673122589
"North Korea is best Korea"
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I love you Wendy
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Moonman, Moonman, can't you see?
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"So it goes"
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Pain excites me
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Dubs decides
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>>673122589
HUGE FAT NIGGAR
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>>673123878
siq reference bro
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>>673124760
witnessed
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I'd put "OP's a Faggot!"
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Lvl 40 paladin warrior.
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Ein volk! Ein Reich! Ein Führer
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In the words of Great Caesar, Veni, Vidi, Vici
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Proud Feminist
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>>673125163
Unless you get shoot.
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You can't stump the trump
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meh
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>>673124412
here ya go soilder
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>>673122589
Should have voted Trump
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i ain't getting draf- shit
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Please fuck my corpse
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I FART WHEN I CUM
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"At least I'm not a nigger"
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Build Wall
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If you're reading this, you're in my crosshairs too
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I rigged my helmet
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>>673122589
I'd draw a swastika
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>>673122589
Hitler did nothing wrong
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vaporwave is dead
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FUCK YOU FAGGOT 1V1 ME KNIFE ONLY BITCH
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+ Medic +
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I'd rather be on the Internet
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>>673122589
I'm gonna draw a bullseye target
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D O U B L E M I N T
A
V
E
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Kony 2012
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"You better not miss, motherfucker. Because I won't."
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>>673122589
"Gay for the stay"
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>>673122589
Icke was Right
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Waiting for respawn
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Kill that guy instead, he's got good aim --->
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>>673122589
Die Cis Scum
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would look good as i gun down joe shit the raghead
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All warfare is based on deception
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>>673125704
Maybe my favorite so far...
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>the consequences will never be the same
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>>673124532
little hard to read but if youre fighting snipers your helmets really gunna shine!
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I'm gonna draw anime OCs on it so the guy who steals it cringes
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RIDDLE DIDDLE UP THE MIDDLE TEC 9 RUSH B FAGGOTS
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Mcfuckingkillyourself
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if you let me live i'll join you
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The drill SGT didn't take my sharpie away fast enough
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/pol/ was always right.
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Damn /b/ this is a solid thread. I'm seeing a lot of funny ones
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Would you like to know /more/?
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A e s t h e t i c
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Skyrim belongs to the Nords
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trump bricklayers union local 404
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I'd draw a red cross on a white circle so I don't get shot the fuck up
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>>673122589
lol puzles are though *touph *hard
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>>673122589
REEEEEEE FOR TENDIES
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no good
no bad
only people
but they all got to die
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"Now fuck the bullet hole, you won't faggot."
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>Gott mit uns

>Deus Vult

>You better miss, because I won't
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Do not resuscitate
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Fucking campers.
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I liked to know more
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I really, really, really like this helmet
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Shot the fuck up
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Born to die
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>>673122589
1 UP!
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Kojima was right
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>>673122589
Nothing cause I will never take part in any of that shit.
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"If your reading this and about to ambush us shoot me first"

and have it in the native language of the enemy
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it's just a prank bro!
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>>673126194
>cant into modern battlefield
youd be the first fucker theyd shoot
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>>673124078
>not profishional
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#FuckKonami
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The bullets come out of the slim end m8
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"LEAVE NORMIES LEAVE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
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>>673122589
Can i pause this war!?
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>>673126567
Noice

>>673122589
Meat is murder
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>>673122589
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get rekt fgt
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>>673124430
so sorry sir theres been a mix up of words, we'll get a new helmet for you as soon as possible!
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imma make mine look like a turtle
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lysDexia skus
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dont choke on the artist - this aint a gagthread
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No Restraints
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HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
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>>673126735
I like this.
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If I don't make it tell steve in 3rd batallion that he's a faggot
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North Korea? You mean new america?
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Can't stump the trump
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It's goofy time
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All your bases are now belong to me
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"I heard you shit yourself when you die"
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>>673122589
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>>673126735
fucking banksy over here
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Dick Kickem, let's chew some ass.
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Genwunner
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Reddit is, and will always be, fucking gay
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>>673122589
you're going to write nothing because somebody is going to jack your ass before you get 20 ft with something written on the side of your'e helmet
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all bases are newfag commie infiltrator propaganda! there be no bases, only nor korea!
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Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A
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>>673124430
Nigger that's gay.
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METAL GEAR?!
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"Fly fast, die young"
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>>673122589
I'm a Vegan
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>>673127146
*your
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>>673122589
>safety always off
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Is this the pooping helmet or the cooking helmet?
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I would draw a target on the side
Make war not love on the front
Death to heathens on the back
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destroy my HDD
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one word...rolling
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Seems healthy enough.
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>>673127330

fail
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/mlp/ is cancer
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JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS
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>>673122589
Thanks Obama
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I <3 MLP
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>>673126089
kinda of a weird one but i dont judge, happy hunting!
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>>673127261
*cuck
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>>673124301
I think he was saying we would be like the japs with the first bombs, vapo-rice.
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>>673122589
"Kill 'em All"
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>>673122589
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An upside down cross on the forehead,a pentagram on the top and 666 on the back. All in red paint.
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The short bus made me wear one of these
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>>673127556
kek
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>>673122589
Check 'em
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>>673127491
Somebody's sad
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>>673127564
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Born to feel
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>>673127661
Careful,might get cut.
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>>673127688
Wrong hat
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Eat my dick you cockbreath commie son of a whore
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N
H
M
with a big O along all three
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>>673127792
thats the joke
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>>673127197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKxiBN7aodA
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"Private army request not accepted" Just got me more pushups.
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Make America Great Again
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maybe i'd attach little plastic arms to my helmet. it'll have its own lil' gun.
it's pointing inwards.
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>>673127491
here ya go!
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the goggles - they do nothing!
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>>673127849
That's the joke
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dab
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insert bullet here
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"I may be the loser in the real world.
But in the Video Game World YOU are the loser"
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>>673127965
Huehuehuehue
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>>673123131
kek
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>>673128056
That's the joke
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>>673122589
DECOY
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I'm the Goddamned Captain
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benghazi did it better
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>>673128191
Jesus, I'm sorry, went right over my head
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Sharpie in pooper
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>>673122589
LFG
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>>673127921
great helmet slogan!
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>>673128292
That's the joke
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DEATH TO SAND NIGGERS
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>>673127792
hatphobic
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at least my wife is getting laid
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>>673124181
This.
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>>673122589
"I actually supported you guys"
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>>673128438
They're gonna be looking for army guys
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