Who's gonna win /b/?
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Who's gonna win /b/?
Maes Hughes
Trump if we're lucky.
nigger please
Ainslay already won.
>>673121998
Great retort
>>673121669
In a perfect world we would jail all four of these individuals. Buy since it isn't a perfect world, I would have to say Trump is going to win. I hate Hiltery, Ted cruz looks like eddie Munster all grown up, comrade sanders looks like a cheap car sales man.
>>673121839
The guy tried to sell steaks at The Sharper Image. He's worse than a retarded child, you fucking mongoloid.
>>673122702
XDxD rekt him again!
>>673121669
Sanders is on his way out after losing to clinton this week.
>>673121669
As much as I would prefer Bernie, I think Trump and Hillary will get the nominations, and everyone will vote Hillary because it's a better option than Trump.
>>673121669
Reminder that Sanders is a cuck and can't deal with spoiled college students
Clinton vs. Cruz = Cruz
Clinton vs. Trump = Trump
Sanders vs. Cruz = Sanders
Sanders vs. Trump = A shitstorm.
Trump vs. Cruz = Trump
Sanders vs Clinton = ????
>>673123068
He didn't lose all that much, if he gets good votes on March 15th he will probably catch up in delegates.
>>673123068
>losing to Clinton
>came out ~25% higher than expected in Michigan and ended up with an overall win
Say hello to socialism, faggot
>>673123302
Sanders actually polls +10% against Trump
>>673123129
found the retard
>>673123302
>Clinton vs. Cruz = Trump
>Clinton vs. Trump = Trump
>Sanders vs. Cruz = Trump
>Sanders vs. Trump = Trump
>Trump vs. Cruz = Trump
>Sanders vs Clinton = Trump
fixed
>>673123068
But he won Michigan?
Hilary will win, mark my words.
>>673123363
>totally ignoring superdelegates
>being this new
clinton won about a year ago
>>673121669
good thing most of the bernfags aren't old enough to vote
>>673123068
>24% of delagates in, and most of his unfavorable (deep-south, no information voters) out of the way.
>He's done!
You're an idiot.
He was supposed to lose Michigan by 20 points... He won.
He's going to CRUSH it in Cali, and that's worth more delegates by itself than have been counted at all...
Heil Drumpf
>>673123264
YO BERNIE, WHERE MAH FREE SHIT NIGGA.
>>673122461
>implying Christians know the actual Bible well enough to understand the context of that comment...
Democrats are going to win the general. That was always going to be the case since the Republicans have garnered 0 new support since 2012 and actually lost quite a few of their voters. Whoever the GOP puts up doesn't matter.
So it will be either Bernie or Hillary. My guess is that the magic of DNC politics will screw over Bernie and Hillary will be our next president.
I'm not happy about it, but it's by far the most likely scenario.
>>673123129
>everyone will vote Hillary because it's a better option than Trump.
Top fucking kek. Anybody is better than Hillary or Bernie
>>673123363
Just look at this and reconsider how probable your "probably" is: http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/election-2016/delegate-targets/democrats/
>>673123736
you sandersfags are going to keep saying "he may be behind in delegates but..." all the way until fucking november, then youre going to act all butthurt and confused about why he isn't on the ticket.
quit being retarded.
>>673123682
Super Delegates don't mean shit right now you dumbfuck. They always switch to whichever candidate gets the popular vote, and if it's Sanders they will vote for him at the convention in July.
trump 2016
I'm voting for William Shitner
>>673123929
SHUT THE FUCK UP RANDY, put a shirt on and eat a burger manwhore
Bernie for the WIN!
>>673124061
Are you fucking retarded? Republicans have the highest voting turnout in years this election.
>>673121669
Clinton because Illuminati.
Trump because Trump is the best candidate of all time and I live in Canada that's saying a lot you
jew
>>673124152
clinton ia literally paying them to vote for her no matter the circumstance. like actually, physically handing them checks with that purpose. you are an idiot, and i want you to remember that when the november ticket is TurboCunt vs Trump
>>673123929
Fuck off Randy! Jesus fucking christ. Just get the fuck outta here already.
>>673124152
You mean whoever gets the majority of the party base. And the superdelegates will only vote for that candidate if they're sure that the regular delegate winner will fare well in the general against the GOP. Easier to back Clinton than Sanders, in that case.
It does not matter who wins, cuz USA is now a cuckland ruled by packs of niggers
>>673121669
You're fucking stumped, kiddo.
>What the fuck did you just spew out your whatever, you little loser? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Trump University, I’ve been involved in numerous hot bids on NYC real estates, and I have over 300 confirmed deals. I am trained in gorilla undercutting and I’m the top navigator in the entire US centipede forces. You are nothing to me but just another transaction. I will out-compete the fuck out of you with energy the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the Internet? Think again, dummy. As we speak I am contacting my fully-disclosed network of attorneys across the USA and your lawyer is being contacted right now so you better prepare for the lawsuit, liar. The court date that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking broke, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime. I can settle with you in over seven hundred ways, **and I never settle cases!** Not only am I extensively trained in the art of the deal, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the The Trump Organization and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable assets off the face of the continent, you low-energy loser. If only you could have known what unpresidential retribution your little “libelous” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn dummy. I will build walls all around you and you will pay for it. You’re fucking stumped, kiddo.
[Source] (https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/49pb6w/youre_fucking_stumped_kiddo/).
https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/49pgru/youre_fucking_stumped_kiddo/
>>673122736
> the guy tried to make money
>>673124061
Not with the current abysmal turn out at the dems primaries. The repukes are having better overall turnout. The dems rode the high crest of the wave in 2012, but when they screw sanders outta the nomination Hillary isn't going to pick up his supporters. Those supporters for the most part probably won't even vote.
>>673124357
>Draft dodging, Liberal arts college student gets arrested
>For the WIN!
All kidding aside, that's some pretty silly advocacy for him.
Trump wins 5 states next Tuesday. GOP implodes. Hillary wins the most states since Reagan beat Mondale. Obama's staff shuffles around a little bit and we have 1-2 more terms exactly like the last two.
>>673121669
ALL HAIL PRESIDENT SCROOB!
>>673123929
fuck off randy! shouldn't you be prostitutin yourself for cheeseburgers or something?
>>673124975
12345.
>>673124359
Are you fucking retarded? Democrats have higher numbers in every fucking state.
>>673122461
Nice meme. Too bad it's terribly simplified and uninformed. The Christian thing to do is to love one's neighbor--to cherish and protect them. How the plays out practically is a complicated issue. There have been many prominent evangelicals, for instance, who have endorsed Donald Trump. You can't just meme your way to an indisputable Christian imperative. Fucking read Aquinas' Summa Theologica and tell me that elucidating a Christian worldview is an easy thing to do. People, like that fucking pretentious twat NDT, who claim that Sanders is the Christian candidate for president are woefully ignorant and have no real clout. They haven't done any systematic theology--shit, they don't know anything about theology. They think they can sit on their fucking ass for 2 seconds without any formal training in Christian dogma, and declare for all of the Christian world who they should vote for, what kind of politics they should have. That's the most asinine bullshit I've ever heard. People who think this way can fuck off.
>>673124869
>www.reddit.com
Sanders is done, I just wish he would drop out already so I can stop seeing annoying faggots talk about him
>>673124109
Can you read, dipshit?
24% of the votes have been counted. I know conservatards can't math, but Jesus...
If your team was behind by 3 points at the end of the first quarter in a basketball game, would you pack up and go home?
We're tired of establishment shills expecting us to be content voting on whether we want our oligarchy with or without gay marriage. Sanders is our first chance in my lifetime break the status quo.
>>673125049
Libfag check the facts
>>673125058
You're fucking stumped, kiddo.
>What the fuck did you just spew out your whatever, you little loser? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Trump University, I’ve been involved in numerous hot bids on NYC real estates, and I have over 300 confirmed deals. I am trained in gorilla undercutting and I’m the top navigator in the entire US centipede forces. You are nothing to me but just another transaction. I will out-compete the fuck out of you with energy the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the Internet? Think again, dummy. As we speak I am contacting my fully-disclosed network of attorneys across the USA and your lawyer is being contacted right now so you better prepare for the lawsuit, liar. The court date that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking broke, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime. I can settle with you in over seven hundred ways, **and I never settle cases!** Not only am I extensively trained in the art of the deal, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the The Trump Organization and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable assets off the face of the continent, you low-energy loser. If only you could have known what unpresidential retribution your little “libelous” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn dummy. I will build walls all around you and you will pay for it. You’re fucking stumped, kiddo.
[Source] (https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/49pb6w/youre_fucking_stumped_kiddo/).
https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/49pgru/youre_fucking_stumped_kiddo/
>>673124975
FUCK U I will only vote for lonestar
I'll vote for whomever legalizes rape
campaign this muthafucker
>>673125033
check em
>>673124975
>problem solver
>strong chain of command
>addresses needs of the people
>doesn't cower to limp wristed neighbors
>loves the ladies
>ladies love him
>#Getscroobed2016
>>673125554
you dun goofed negro
>>673125554
freedom kids are comin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDLqYvcXQjU
>>673125621
that nigga is a jew you son of a bitch
are you voting for a filthy jew?
All four of these candidates make me wanna puke.
Dems have got it, Hillary will beat Bernie.
Trump cannot win, he's just there to make whoever does win look better than they actually are.
This whole election is a sham, Rand was the only republican worth a damn and he dropped already.
>>673125777
sweet trips
>>673125098
As much as i hate to say it, this.
>>673125777
the one on the right...
>>673124152
Democrat superdelegates aren't obliged to go with the popular vote and aren't likely to go for someone upsetting the apple cart.
>>673125113
http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/election-2016/delegate-targets/democrats/
I know you'd rather parrot the "colonel sanders is doing better than expected, hes the first chance at really beating the elite" horseshit, but it doesnt line up with reality.
he's constantly behind even his own expectations, while hillary is consistently ABOVE hers. you fucking idiots are going to keep pretending he has a chance, saying shit like "well he may be behind in delegates but", "he may have lost these states BUT" all the way until november, then youre going to act confused and blame something stupid like voter turnout when he isnt on the ticket.
he doesn't stand a chance. he NEVER stood a chance. pic related.
>>673122736
Why so butt hurt ?
>>673125889
Please elaborate.
>>673121669
Just on looks alone Bernie. Bernie started combing the hair.
Hilary is a woman and wears all yellow.
Trump's hair.
Cruz looks like a weasel.
>>673125793
tend to your dirt-farming, goyim.
>>673125777
I see... so Strump is a pedo, also
>>673125889
Mah nigga.
>>673124898
Literally his only standing qualification for the Presidency is that he "knows how to handle money," but he's being sued for Trump University because it was not only his worst investment, but other people's as well.
>>673125446
FUCK YEAH CANT STUMP THE TRUMP
>>673123264
reminder, trump got bullied by a female reporter only got for her body. You think he can stand up to lord Putin? kys faggot
FEEL THE BERN
>>673125984
Yes they are. And they would get sued into oblivion if Bernie gets the popular vote and they don't switch.
>>673121669
Bernies giving me free shit, so..
>>673126032
Because your mom just got done fucking my ass, cuck.
>>673125943
the one on the left...
The democrat that wins the primary wins the general. Sanders and Clinton had a double digit lead over Trump who is becoming more divisive amongst the GOP base every day.
It will likely be Clinton, but if she were to pick Sanders as her running mate, it would reunite the entire Democratic base, and with an endorsement from President Obama, the Democrats will control the White House until at 2024.
It's a big mistake to cater to a demographic of deluded morons known mainly for their low voter turnout.
>>673122681
If you're voting based on looks you're what's wrong with this country
>>673124952
That photo of his '63 arrest in Chicago protesting for civil rights proves Bernie Sanders commitment.
>>673121669
Deez Nuts
>>673126195
looks like somebody snapped his banjo.
>>673126032
He bought the steaks
>>673125889
You're fucking stumped, kiddo.
>What the fuck did you just spew out your whatever, you little loser? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Trump University, I’ve been involved in numerous hot bids on NYC real estates, and I have over 300 confirmed deals. I am trained in gorilla undercutting and I’m the top navigator in the entire US centipede forces. You are nothing to me but just another transaction. I will out-compete the fuck out of you with energy the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the Internet? Think again, dummy. As we speak I am contacting my fully-disclosed network of attorneys across the USA and your lawyer is being contacted right now so you better prepare for the lawsuit, liar. The court date that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking broke, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime. I can settle with you in over seven hundred ways, **and I never settle cases!** Not only am I extensively trained in the art of the deal, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the The Trump Organization and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable assets off the face of the continent, you low-energy loser. If only you could have known what unpresidential retribution your little “libelous” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn dummy. I will build walls all around you and you will pay for it. You’re fucking stumped, kiddo.
[Source] (https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/49pb6w/youre_fucking_stumped_kiddo/).
https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/49pgru/youre_fucking_stumped_kiddo/
>>673121669
I think Clinton will win.
>>673126676
>Implying I support Trump
dubs and bernie dies tomorrow by getting raped by trump to death
>>673126581
I know, I was just being an asshole.
>>673124253
Fuck your ass trump
>>673126834
>>implying I give a fuck.
y'all just jealous of trump's meat
>>673126834
>flat out saying you're angry at a the idea of a president from a science fiction comedy.
>>673125777
why do the ugly ones always get tits first?
>>673121669
doesn't matter who wins
america loses
>>673126581
yes, that certainly proves his commitment to doing as much as he can for lazy niggers.
sucks for the rest of us
>>673121669
No one wins if any of them win.
>>673121808
>>673126200
> you don't have any politic knowledge, leadership or management from being a successful international business man for decades
>>673126055
A simple comparison between Rand's political views and ideas, and all the other candidates is all you need.
Google bro.
>>673126122
I don't belong to a party because I find that ridiculous but he was definitely the best of the rest.
He definitely carried himself as a person better than them as well.
As much as it makes me want to kill myself, I'd say hill dog has the best chance
>>673126082
I agree
>>673127310
>Successful
Highly debatable anon.
>>673126326
Nope democrat superdelegates aren't obligated to follow the popular vote. How do you not know this? Have you not being paying attention to the election at all?
Also, sued by who? They're within their right to support who ever they want. This is one of the major criticisms of these superdelegates and even something that Sanders spoke against.
>>673126082
>This.
>>673127315
define all you need.
>>673127301
Tell us who you would make president if you had your way (serious question)
>>673127391
>>673127481
>>673126082
This guy know his stuff
>>673126030
Kek. I can't even comprehend how much your ass hurts
I'm a conservative myself and voting for Trump, but I even recognize that super delegates are not solid and swing with popular votes and Sanders sadly is about to start winning a lot more and cause the super delegates to swing. Please if you're gonna talk about your parties process read more about it before making an ass out of yourself. That right there would make America great again, but nope this is why we need Trump
>>673126565
Nope, just saying, don't like any of them. Not one of them has an actual plan that will work to help the country. Hillary all I get from her campaign is vote for her cause she's a women, she won't change a Damn thing might as well put the center of Goldman Sachs in the whitehouse. Sanders hur dur free stuff. Cruz is a fucking lunatic and a little too religious for this atheist. And Trump is an egotistical prick with a bad combover whom hasn't really given me anything of substance other than building a wall.
>>673125554
who the fuck is this guy doe?
Drumpf supporters are so goddamn dumb and angry. He fucking loves it.
>>673121669
Hilary is probably going to win
Bernie deserves to win
I want Trump to win
Cruz has no chance
>>673127726
They are building a monument to the monument behind the actual monument
>>673127390
Yup.
At least Billdog will be back. I have a vision of him in the white house again on that first night. He waits to hilldawg passes out and sneaks into the oval office. Pries up a floorboard and pulls a humador out of a secret compartment. Pulls out a 1997 monica flavored cuban, kicks his feet up on the desk.
>i'm back bitches
>>673127424
Not even slightly. Making money is what determines if it's successful at the end of the day.
>>673127424
>Highly debatable anon.
How so faggot? He's a multi-billionaire. Guys like Trump and Mark Cuban have learned more from their failures then their successes - invaluable experience. Of course, being unsuccessful, you would not know anything about that. Faggot
>>673123068
Are you literally retarded, blind, or just b8ing?
>>673125049
>>673127652
shillary is literally paying them to stick with her no matter the circumstance. unless bern ponies up and buys them, he loses. if you fucking support trump, you should know how powerful money is
>>673128032
You're fucking stumped, kiddo.
>What the fuck did you just spew out your whatever, you little loser? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Trump University, I’ve been involved in numerous hot bids on NYC real estates, and I have over 300 confirmed deals. I am trained in gorilla undercutting and I’m the top navigator in the entire US centipede forces. You are nothing to me but just another transaction. I will out-compete the fuck out of you with energy the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the Internet? Think again, dummy. As we speak I am contacting my fully-disclosed network of attorneys across the USA and your lawyer is being contacted right now so you better prepare for the lawsuit, liar. The court date that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking broke, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime. I can settle with you in over seven hundred ways, **and I never settle cases!** Not only am I extensively trained in the art of the deal, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the The Trump Organization and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable assets off the face of the continent, you low-energy loser. If only you could have known what unpresidential retribution your little “libelous” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn dummy. I will build walls all around you and you will pay for it. You’re fucking stumped, kiddo.
[Source] (https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/49pb6w/youre_fucking_stumped_kiddo/).
https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/49pgru/youre_fucking_stumped_kiddo/
>>673124152
Superdelegates represent the party establishment. They won't switch to Bernie unless he has overwhelming popular support. So he doesn't just need to win, he needs to win by a significant margin if he wants the endorsement.
>>673124109
When Sanders wins CA and NY you'll be singing a different tune
>>673127993
>Learned
LOL yeah he learned the best words. Totally. Also inherited his fathers wealth and business, nearly running that shit into the ground SEVERAL TIMES. And you want to give this guy your country? I'm foreign, so I'm laughing my ass off at you americans and your shit show.
>>673125049
>every fucking state
What color is the sky in your world?
>>673127585
No one. I'm an anarchist at heart. Governments take away the rights of the individual to secure the public good/safety... Unless you have money then they secure your every whim.
>>673128231
>Buys Super delegates
You sir are very misinformed. Please don't vote at all. Please kill yourself.
>>673127087
>comedy
>>673128406
>I'm foreign, so I'm laughing my ass off at you americans and your shit show.
Trump's gonna bomb the fuck outta you, then it won't be so funny
>>673125113
Okay, you don't know shit.
Bernie is currently behind by over 200 *regular* delegates--we're not even talking superdelegates here.
He will likely fall even further behind on the 15th. He'll probably be behind by about 300 delegates at that point, with only 25 remaining states to make up the deficit.
300/25 = 12. He's going to have to net, on average, 12 more delegates in EVERY remaining state in order to close that deficit.
There are no winner-take-all states like there is in the Republican race--every single state awards delegates proportionally. That means Bernie is going to have to have BIG wins in the remaining states.
Here's an example: other than Vermont, Bernie's biggest win so far was in Kansas. He only net 13 more delegates than Clinton despite winning 68% of the vote in Kansas, to Clinton's 32%. He won by 36% in Kansas--a total blowout--but only gained 13 delegates on her.
Sure--there are a lot of big states that remain. Bernie has chances. But consider this: Even if Bernie has a blowout in the biggest state remaining--California--and wins by 20%, he would only net about 95 delegates over Clinton. That is likely to be only 1/3 of his deficit. And he's NOT going to get a blowout win in California. Current polls have him down by about 15%.
>Ohhhh, but he had such a comeback in Michigan! He can do it again desu!!!!!
There are plenty of reasons why Michigan was a fuck-up and probably a fluke. http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/why-the-polls-missed-bernie-sanders-michigan-upset/
In the most recent elections, Michigan has changed up its voting process, making it harder for pollsters to accurately select a representative sample of likely voters. Read the link for more reasons if you wish.
Bottom line: Sanders is behind by A LOT at this point. The only reason that you don't understand this is because you and a lot of other people in this thread are stupid fucking Bernie shills living in the reddit echo chamber bubble.
>>673128310
Correct.
>>673128231
Nah, if the super delegates don't support the winner of the popular vote, people will abandon the democratic party in fucking droves.
Can't win an election when literally the whole country hates you.
>>673128498
Sounds like whoever has the guns will be in charge
>>673121839
This is why I left /B/
>>673128550
I'm not a sand nigger, nigger nigger, or mexican nigger so I think I'm good.
>>673128505
you seriously believe candidates can't buy delegates?
>>673125049
Clearly you've never been to the Lone Star State
>>673128640
You're a retard. Bernie can't win niggers let alone flip the party establishment.
>>673128310
They switched from Hillary to Obama in 2008
>>673123129
>>673121669
Trump
/thread
>>673128406
>Also inherited his fathers wealth and business
His father was not wealthy at all by NY standards. Holy shit you are dumb.
>I'm foreign,
Clearly. Because you do not know anything. You are a faggot troll because a) you are such a loser you have nothing better to do and b) you are a crybaby bitch because you don't live in the usa, you live in a shit country. why don't you fuck off and mind you own fucking business? i can guarantee no american would ever give a single shit about what a foreigner thinks unless they're saying jukebox hero
>>673128835
No they really can't, it just doesn't work that way.
cruz is dangerously insane
hillary is a pathological liar
trump is a narcissist who panders to idiots
the only one i wouldnt be completely embarrassed to call my nations leader is sanders and we all know the anti status quo guy never wins
honestly id vote for one of the narcissistic psychos before i vote for hillary. theres something insidious about her. i believe that every single word out of her mouth is the worst kind of self serving lie
>>673128954
I just want to see Sanders beat Trump. Can't stand your average politician.
>>673128865
It's not about flipping the establishment, it's about not giving them a choice.
They don't want Bernie, but they sure as shit will take Bernie over Trump.
>>673123929
Frig off
>>673128771
God if only. I also pray to survive mass depopulation.
cant stump wont stump
>>673121669
>MFW President Trump turns out to be a great 2 term president
>MFW the alternative universe of Hilary is a disaster ridden with scandal from the start because she is such a deceitful bitch with more skeletons in her closet than hubby's had interns.
>>673121669
The Republicans have self-destructed and have no chance to win. Trump winning the nomination will be a dream come true for the Dems. The only question at this point is whether Sanders can catch up to Clinton. But at this point it looks like you'd better get used to the idea of saying 'President Clinton'.
>>673128835
You seriously don't know how politics work. Please don't vote in any party primaries.
>>673124152
They don't always.
Not even close to always you noob.
One word: HilLIARy.
>>673124253
sleep tight Donald
>>673129163
>Cruz will win delegates as soon as Kasich and Rubio drop out
>>673129135
yes goyim
keep spreading this truth
people have all power
money is no factor
all is well
>>673123792
haha nice forced meme,
u should use it here too >>>/r/eddit
Clinton and Trump are in a boat in the middle of the ocean. The boat capsizes. Both are drowning. It doesn't look like anybody can rescue them.
Who survives?
.
.
.
.
sǝʌᴉʌɹns ɐɔᴉɹǝɯ∀
>>673129093
Of course his father was wealthy, are you fucking serious right now? Holy shit they said Trump supporters were stupid but that's impressive.
No one knows exactly how much he inherited but it was sure as fuck a whole lot.
http://www.politifact.com/florida/article/2016/mar/07/did-donald-trump-inherit-100-million/
>inb4 stupid response about source not being Fox News
>>673128799
>/B/
>/B/
>/B/
> I left /B/ because I can't stand that people have opinions that aren't mine.
Lying nigger, you came here last week with all these other echo boxes.
>>673128882
Hillary and Obama were both establishment candidates. Sanders is an outsider, he's only been a Democrat since last year, he's well left of most voters and he's out of touch with the black voter base. To be clear, I support him and still have my fingers crossed, but I'm being realistic here. He'll need a lot more support than a slim majority. My guess is nothing under 60% of total assigned delegates will get him the endorsement.
>>673121669
roughly 70% odds Hillary, 20% Trump, 10% brokered convention bullshit candidate
http://www.paddypower.com/bet/politics/other-politics/us-politics
which sucks but what can you do
>>673124357
Fucking this. This is why Bernie is more bad-ass than Trump or any of those candidates could ever be. Bernie uber alles. This guy will keep us out of stupid wars but fucking win at everything worth doing.
>>673129171
Well it's not gonna happen, faggot. Spread your asscheeks and get ready for the pounding
>>673129093
What are NY standards? Are they different than the rest of the US?
>>673129389
>>673125058
That's right fuck mouths, think THIS guys way; the person who only offered the point that your point is somehow invalid, due to their laundry list of qualifications, that dictate whether or not you have an educated opinion or insight as to what a good Christian is or should believe. However, this person somehow managed not to provide any contribution to the question or even the circle jerking occurring in the thread. You blow.
>>673124869
pls reddit
>>673129586
Is this a Bernie Sanders Reddit page or something? Do they actually have nothing better to do with their time?
>>673121669
Cruz niggas>>673121808
>>673129148
I like Trump more than Hillary, but I honestly think a self-serving career politician would be better for the country than the kind of narcissist who would be an international relations disaster. Trump is too volatile.
>>673129623
yes bernie loves niggers and wants to do things for them
we get it
>>673127883
>Drumpf
>cucked by John Oliverwitz
Have fun with your Jewish head of state too
>>673129785
Bruh Reddit is the best place for all your news, your a fag to think otherwise. Fucking rekt! Deeeez Nuts lul kek kek
>>673129785
You're fucking stumped, kiddo.
>What the fuck did you just spew out your whatever, you little loser? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Trump University, I’ve been involved in numerous hot bids on NYC real estates, and I have over 300 confirmed deals. I am trained in gorilla undercutting and I’m the top navigator in the entire US centipede forces. You are nothing to me but just another transaction. I will out-compete the fuck out of you with energy the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the Internet? Think again, dummy. As we speak I am contacting my fully-disclosed network of attorneys across the USA and your lawyer is being contacted right now so you better prepare for the lawsuit, liar. The court date that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking broke, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime. I can settle with you in over seven hundred ways, **and I never settle cases!** Not only am I extensively trained in the art of the deal, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the The Trump Organization and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable assets off the face of the continent, you low-energy loser. If only you could have known what unpresidential retribution your little “libelous” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn dummy. I will build walls all around you and you will pay for it. You’re fucking stumped, kiddo.
[Source] (https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/49pb6w/youre_fucking_stumped_kiddo/).
https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/49pgru/youre_fucking_stumped_kiddo/
>>673126287
Holy fucking shit this shit again. jpg
Meanwhile we can sit up here and laugh at all you retarded cucks who will vote in the guy that starts WW3
>>673129698
There are no other women running.
>>673123302
>Sanders vs Clinton = ????
Clinton has pretty much won by this point even without super delegates. Unless she goes to prison Sanders isn't gonna win.
Trump could lose to Cruz but he is slated to win Florida which would greatly weaken Cruz's chances to beat Trump outright. So the real question is Trump vs. Clinton. Do you really want Clinton as president?
Trump is no crazier than Cruz, his policies are no more outlandish, and he's clearly more honest about who he is - Cruz a beltway insider all the way and can't lie straight in bed.
Listen to the mainstream media banging on about trumps family changing their name, what a scandal! Unless you have a clue about history and realise 1/2 the population did the same. Well, not the spics or niggers obviously.
Did you know his plan for peace in Syria is 10x more coherent than Obama's? No, because the media is too busy pretending he's a clown.
>>673129241
I only have three-fifths of that starter pack
>>673129689
>What are NY standards?
$50 burgers
$25/hr parking
>>673129975
>implying john oliver matters in any capacity
Dems are winning this year, because if Trump or Cruz takes the nomination dems will come out in droves to vote against them because the two are batshit insane.
>>673130191
lolno
source: I live in NY
>>673129689
New York has the highest percentage of billionaires to population compared to any other state.
New York standards are very different than rest of the U.S.
>>673130390
Obama isn't running either.
>>673129300
I disagree. While Trump isn't a traditional Republican, I think he's in with a shot specifically because he has the ability to attract people who otherwise wouldn't normally vote GOP.
>>673124253
sleep tight Donald
>>673130231
Reddit: the post
>>673129623
>Bernie supported the war in Afghanistan, the bombing of Kosovo, etc.
>>673127585
Sanders would easily be the best president of the bunch. But looks like it will be Clinton.
>>673129346
Reaching
>>673130290
>source: I live in NY
Harlem doesn't count.
>>673130493
Yes, everyone here is a billionaire. It's standard!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_the_number_of_billionaires
>>673130098
I'm Canadian, and if WWIII starts you and I are getting drafted bro.
>>673130056
ok u got me, sorry
>>673129558
>No one knows exactly how much he inherited but it was sure as fuck a whole lot.
>posts NOTORIOUSLY liberal website
>implying DJT wasn't filthy rich before his father was even close to dying
Man, your autism is really on display tonight.
Just FYI faggot, Fred Trump passed away in 1999, 19-fucking-99. Trump was already a billionaire. How stupid are you?
>>673130709
Are you fucking retarded?
>>673121669
You're mom!
>>673130865
I already inb4'd your stupid response and you made it anyway. How embarrassing for you. My mind literally contains yours. Your intellectual capacity is a subset.
>>673130816
u didn't prove me wrong...
like i said, New York has the highest percentage of billionaires to population compared to any other state.
>>673130709
In all seriousness, if you support Sanders then you're either a blithering idiot or you just want to see the world melt down. Which one you are boils down to you either believing his shit or liking him because of it.
True story.
>>673131057
Because sourcing a deceased date is stupid? Nice come back faggot. Try bringing some actual logic and rhetoric next time instead of getting BTFO like a bitch. My 7 year old niece makes better points than you do
>>673131140
Could you explain this opinion further?
>>673130709
My IQ is 169, Tardboy. ;)
I can't believe any of you faggots think Hillary has any chance to lose to any of these worms. This election is already over. Why are you wasting your time?
>>673130855
Yup, which is why it's really unfortunate. It doesn't help that we get grouped in with opinions others have of the US
>>673121669
Not the American people.
...or the world.
So, yay.
>>673126326
>Suing people for no reason
Probably true. Sounds like the US.
>>673131095
Yeah that totally makes all the millionaires in NY not that rich. You're a genius dude. You got me.
>>673131368
>Believes IQ means a goddamn thing
Keep posting, kid. You make me laugh.
>>673121669
Trump/Sanders 2016
why is everyone so sure bernie is already lost to hillary?
>>673121669
Trump/Hillary 2016
>>673130855
no way I'm a conscientious objector
or coward for the lay man
>>673131918
Hilary has the corporate dollar and backing.
>>673131630
holy shit you're retarded if you can't understand that there is a different standard of wealth in new york
>>673123363
I'm voting March 15 in Ohio for him
>>673131918
she has literally been to bilderberg meetings with george soros and various other people
>>673132026
I live here. Millionaires are still rich. We're just people. You watch too much television.
I want Bernie to win, but if Bernie wins, Trump is definitely going to call him out for being a communist, and all the cousinfuckers in the South will flip shit and then Trump will be president.
So that's why I'm going to go with Hillary, I don't think people are ready for a democratic socialist.
>>673121669
What happened to marco rubio did I miss something?
Trump loves to say inflammatory things, can't wait for his first meeting with china over the islands they are illegally building in the south sea.
Bernie will tax us to living hell and seeing as we are heading for another economic depression that won't be fun.
Hillary was in Watergate enough said.
Ted cruz is creepy as fuck, but i think i can live with him in office...
I'm voting Gary Johnson if he's in my state ballet. I just find it funny people call him radical because he's in the libertarian party, but people are falling over them selves to vote for Bernie whose a socialist. "what the proverbial fuck?!"
>>673121669
ctrl + F
>Trump = 82 results
>Clinton = 26 results
>Sanders = 38 results
>Rand Paul = 8 Results
kinda reminds me of the news right about now.
but it seems people are talking about trump much more than literally everybody else. so; I don't know if that's in a good way or a bad way, i'm just presenting facts.
>>673130147
Which three
>>673132465
>Watergate
>>673131918
superdelegates
>b-b-but they'll change their minds for bern
no they won't. if they want any $ from the DNC in their next election year they will back hilldog.
both sides are owned by the establishment, only one candidate has a shot at defeating it - donald j trump.
>>673131918
A mixture of pre-emptive judgement and lack of party support.
I do wonder if the latter is because of her 'shilling' (as is commonly stated) or just because Bernie will upset the status quo. Maybe both, but the point is there's good reason to think he'll lose unless he kills it from now on and forces superdelegate support.
>>673131283
Haha nice burn
The zodiac killer
>>673123363
I'm a Florida fag and he has my vote.
Bernie won't lose if intelligent people force less intelligent people to go out and vote.
>>673121669
Hillary since the Jews don't want Trump to win
>>673132459
Poll numbers say the opposite, with Hillary projected to lose against trump, and Sanders to win with the largest landslide victory in 3 presidents
>>673132955
but intelligent people would not support bernie.
>>673132465
>Hillary was in Watergate
holy shit anon
>>673132129
Samesies
>>673133157
>Poll numbers
Those got thrown out the fucking window last night when Bern won Michigan. Poll #s mean nothing. Cruz blew out Trump in Kansas and Maine. Polls never saw a blow out in either or Bern winning MI.
Plus polls this far out from a general are beyond irrelevant.
>>673128406
I like how people use the fact that he was broke and in debt against Trump.
The dude was millions in debt at one point
and look at how fucking rich he is now
our nation is trillions in debt
I think we need someone exactly like Trump
>>673131140
Did you mean to say Trump? Must have.
Yawn, the establishment always wins, and this time it will be Hilary. Cruz will be her opposition since he'll pick up all the non-trump votes once the other screwballs bail. But Hilary will run rings around him in the campaign and debates because she's a conniving cunt who can lie without the slightest tell or hesitation.
>>673132459
That's dumb. Vote in the primaries for Bernie. Southern states vote GOP anyway so it won't make much difference in the general, but nationwide Bernie beats Trump in almost every poll. If Hillary gets on the ticket, then okay, you still have a good shot at beating Trump. But vote for Bernie.
>>673132695
http://www.snopes.com/politics/clintons/zeifman.asp
What board is this again you dumb sack of shit
/soc
>>673122461
The Christian thing to do would be to nail your son to a cross. After he's dead, eat his flesh and drink his blood. And then celebrate his murder one friday a year.
hey guys, spic here, i dont really give a shit about your politics, but i have to say the current candidates are meme as fuck.
All memes aside, who's more likely going to win? we all know Trump is the biggest meme but does he actually have a chance of being the potus?
And if he wins, what's gonna hapen with the Wall? mexico already stated they're not paying a single cent for the wall, and i'm pretty sure Trump alone wont be able to do it. what then?
>>673133745
And don't forget to wear a symbol of the murder weapon around your neck each day as well.
>2016
>Not voting for Vermin Supreme
>>673132418
I am in NY too faggot. Dutchess county 845,
people here are just richer, you are retarded if you think otherwise,
or you just never go to the city
>>673132619
Well technically just three fedoras
>>673121669
Let me check my crystal ball here...
It'll be Bernie vs Trump. It'll be close, but Bernie will win. It'll come down to how many stupid people vs how many idiotic people live in the USA. And maybe I'm overly optimistic, but I think there's slightly more educated and sensible people than the uneducated Bible-belt type.
Only slightly though. Bernie will get California and Ohio. Florida will be really tight, so will Iowa. Trump might get Iowa but Bernie will squeeze by a hair in a majority of the swing states.
He won't win by a huge margin though. It'll be very close.
>>673132695
>>673133266
>>673133737
Never said she was fired. She was definitely involved in it though.
www.clintonhousemuseum.org/learn/hillary-clinton
"n the spring of 1974, Rodham became a member of the presidential impeachment inquiry staff, advising the Judiciary Committee of the House of Representatives during the Watergate Scandal. After President Richard M. Nixon resigned in August, she became a faculty member of the University of Arkansas Law School in Fayetteville, where her Yale Law School classmate and boyfriend Bill Clinton was teaching as well."
>>673133926
holy shit. he's wearing a boot! on his head!! he's so goofy and random!!!!!!!! XD
I'm voting for the most presidential guy
>>673133775
Stop saying 'meme' and go back to fucking Honduras.
>>673133775
shut up dean of bean. we get, you're offended blah blah blah. if america wasn't better than mexico, mexicans wouldnt risk life and limb to get here. we need a wall because mexico has no legitimate government. mexicans are still welcome. in fact, hopefully mexicans will quickly REPLACE black people in the US.
seriously. all the black people should gtfo.
>>673123929
fakin randy man, stick to the cheeseburgers bud
>>673134449
I dont think anyone can argue that the US is better than mexico anon. And i'm not really offended by trump.
But if Trump WANTS mexico to pay for the wall and Mexico doesn't want to pay for it, what then? it's not like he can invade us...right?
>>673121669
Bernie and Cruz have zero support from the Senate, so they're out. Trump keeps saying things that people get offended by and Hillary has a vagina, so she'll win. Unless, based Jeb reenters as a independent, Clinton's got this in the bag
>>673127975
damn, I can totally see that.
>>673124253
suck my cock Donald
>>673128640
Hey nigger, super delegates get to CHOOSE who they want to vote for REGARDLESS of what their states votes.
This is why the Democratic Party is the most corrupt political party in U.S history
Do your research.
>>673123929
Fuck off Randy
>>673135274
u'd prlly like that cuz ur a fag
>>673130855
Your pussy PM wouldn't even fight a nigger raping his wife if it happened right in front of him you're fine maplebro
>>673125446
.....dad?
>>673126361
i laughed, but thats fucked up
>>673121669
Well the middle two aren't humans and the one on the left comes off as crazy, so as multiple choice answers go, this is fairly simple.
>>673127883
Poorly educated doesn't mean stupid. It just means you didn't attend the 4 year, $100,000 trivia learning centers that some people think are the only path to making a living.
>>673134261
Damn....
>>673134293
Superficial bullshit on par with faggot lapel pins or waving a baby around like it is a dick of patriotism.
Vermin is the only politician with full support of the Space Masters.
http://youtu.be/o4zL1Y_vlBA
>>673135672
We have a superb military, and Trudeau will be drawn into the conflict as we have a membership in Nato. "An attack on one is an attack on all", after all.
>>673123302
this
Please america.... anything but fucking hillary... the bitch is with the Zionists.
>>673127993
Bankruptcy, bankruptcy for everybody! I'm still surprised of ow many faggots still believe that he wants the best for the country.
>>673128640
That misses the entire point of superdelegates, but alright.
Bernie is going to win it. he has the momentum. People have counted him out but he has come back by winning michigan. If we all try now we can win ohio, illinois, california, and new york, and then win at the convention in august.
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