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Rekt Thread?
>>673117103
That guy totally earned it.
dood got fucked, needs to tighten that waterblock lmao
>>673117907
the fluid is usually non conductive, so its not likely it will short.
>>673118348
That's pretty gruesome
>>673118919
i just posted random shit in my folder
>again idk what is this webm
>>673118367
>usually
hope not this time
>>673117103
what was he drunk or drop dead stupid?!?
>>673119664
explain please?
>>673119664
dont stop im a solid 2 right now
Bumpin'
>>673118348
psychopath 101
OH LOOK ANOTHER REKT THREAD WITH THE SAME OLD SHIT BEING POSTED EVERY FUCKING DAY WHAT JOY
>>673120665
somehow arousing.. :))
>>673121414
wow.. and you just contributed something special and awsome!
>>673121392
Niggers
>>673121414
im beging tho think that this place is run by bots and now just servers as a kind of mass advertising for viral shit... look at all the cam whores and jewtubers that come her to start threads about themselfs to generate viewers.. 4chan is now chan for the masses
I think the bots post the same rekt gifs and pics everyday
>>673121746
Fuck you, you useless cunt. Why don't you off yourself on camera so I can pleasure myself to it tonight. ;)
>>673120843
what kind of fucking place is china even? Broken elevators, deadly escalators, people driving over already dead bodies repeatedly
>>673123326
That is the type of country Hilary wants for us. So please vote for her so she can have all those Chinese engineers build our stuff
War with North Korea inevitable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_zGIXtnutg
>>673121414
Fuck nick "im rich" and make shitty skits kroll
>>673123344
i only just noticed he loses a hand fucking hell
>>673120320
he just really needed to go downstairs.
Does anyone have the isis dance dance revolution video?
>>673123125
what's the story here?
>>673120345
the guy on the other side of the cop car has a hostage. in the slow-mo part you can see a bullet go thru his skull
got it
>>673117103
lol what a faggot
got any Dindu's?
>>673116593
>>673117103
>>673123344
>>673123970
These are examples of "natural selection" at work.
>>673117103
That is funy
>>673123970
i hope that piece of shit got chewed up real good
>>673121284
Give him the oscar
>>673124281
no he doesn't faggot
>>673126310
looks like me and probably will be me one day
in the same position too
>>673121284
why cant that retard hold a phone steady? what is up?
>>673126564
then quit eating
>>673126767
hahaha fuck you, never
>>673126500
yes he does. the right hand loses a heap from almost near the elbow. you can even see parts of it fly off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aB16oRbno7U
>>673118348
>Goes nuts and decides to murder, guy bleeding out everywhere.
"Ewww, gross, I don't wanna touch it. Wheres a napkin?"
>>673117907
>mah fear
>>673126851
okay, fattie :P
>>673125047
shitty chinese lithium battery shorted. same thing that was happening to those "hoverboards" a few months back.
>>673127395
not proud of it but fuck it
food is way too good
>>673127233
superior filename. lol
>>673124111
i live in the middle of nowhere
war never affect us
so i hope this war gets substantially real
>>673117907
212 evo master race
>>673123344
>Not posting the longer gif that shows him stand up with blood gushing out of his arm
>>673121414
Perhaps if you jumped in front of a bus/train/large vehicle we would have some more rekt.
>>673121392
"But not all blacks"
>>673128129
post it ive never seen that one
>>673128455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enRKvjKr7l0
I don't have the gif but here it is on youtube
>>673126497
Holy fuck, you 'muricans have it real nice.
>>673127621
* reduce the amount of food you have in easy reach, at home
* eat slower
* drink as much water as you can all the time
* exercise (lol yea right)
I'm not fat, but I lost 10 fucking pounds just by doing that. I just stopped eating for a few days. One small meal a day.
>>673127621
I know it's good nigger, but stop eating so much fat and exercise, you'll see sex is ways better.
>>673128761
huh ill try that, thanks /b/ro
>>673118367
Topkek
>>673129147
no problem /b/ro
>>673128761
>I just stopped eating for a few days
Dude just read the /fit/ sticky for a healthier and more comfortable way of doing it, don't starve yourself and rubberband back later
>>673118348
its a rekt thread not a gore thread dude. start your own thread if you just want to see the after math and touch yourself.
>>673120665
just do what you're told buddy and no one will get hurt
>>673130787
>supermario
>>673127621
go talk to a real doctor about HCG
read pounds and inches
>tfw lost 70lbs 60 to go
>>673130787
mah nigger in the red damn
sauce on whole vid?
>>673131002
y tho
>>673131672
Of course the asshat that causes it walks away...
>>673131983
bitrate murdered me.
>>673123125
88 MILES AN HOUR
>>673126680
he is witnessing a man get mauled by a bear right in front of him
>>673120320
No, he was chinese.
This isnt racism, this really is how they are. Go watch liveleak for the next week. You will quickly learn that only countries colonized by white people value human life and basic human rights.
>>673123079
edgy
>>673120665
Thats what he deserves for not asking her permission.
>>673130787
original sources?
>>673118367
izzat Lester from GTA V?
>>673133821
dont spoiler
didnt played it yet
>>673127186
prolly worried about fingerprints buddy. Pretty sure if you're cutting someone into pieces you aren't all that squeamish
>>673128717
step 1: be white
step 2: don't be complete scum
I see no problems here
anyone have the webm of that big fight in a wendys fast food restaurant?? i think it was between two niggers but i can't remember...
>>673128717
A lot of them deserve it.
>>673133243
Wake me up inside
>can't wake up
>>673131672
How do you like THEM apples?
>>673135701
c'mon anon your grabbing low hanging fruit.
not as low as those apples though.
>>673134080
You'll like it.
Especially when you have to kill Trevor
>>673133243
>filename
kek'd
>>673131002
Whatever's going on there looks really refreshing
>>673125114
fucking kek
underrated post
>>673135950
All those road apples and no horses around.
>>673132152
"Sir, you're driving your car upside down"
>>673136119
you haven't seen that before? lurk more you fuckin newfag
>>673118367
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>673129118
>implying fat fuck anon gets laid
>>673119664
Good thing that cop was a crack shot
post brazil stuff guys.
LOL his legs were like "rip in peperony" and he was like "IM not dead" trolololololololo xD
>>673135056
anyone?
Nigga
>>673131983
>sharetheroad.webm
>>673136448
tbh I just started coming back to /b/ within the last month or so
it's almost entirely cancer
>>673138505
oh are you talking about that dumbass webm where the guys like "are you done? are you done? are you done? are you done? are you done? are you done? are you done? "
>>673126291
Edgy faggot
>>673133469
He?
>>673138854
This webm has been here for more than a year. Lurk more
Rek dis
+1 (832) 910-5920
>>673138949
i dunno because there's no sound webms here on /b/ so I can't say.....
>>673133684
Should have stayed with timex
>>673128171
Suuuuure, not all blacks. Did you mean to say niggers?
>>673118348
an old classic
>>673120843
>comes out other end perfectly unscathed
I'd laugh even harder
>>673140229
no she died gruesomely
>>673131983
>going that fast in a crowded area
That made me uneasy
>>673137199
Fuck off.
>>673133911
>dat coolness
>dat collectiveness
>dat aim
>>673138394
doesn't even slow down
>>673131002
BLACKED.
u mad white boi?
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>673132335
His ass is probably burning from sliding on the turf
>>673140413
Lurk more
>>673128129
>bitching about it and not posting it
>>673140736
tl;dr
>>673140736
yeah man, trust me, nobody's reading this, not even me, so fuck off ;)
>>673140736
nice copypasta
>>673140736
no one will read this. i didn't
>>673140994
>can't see copypasta
Your newness is showing
>>673129919
Dat fucking filename
>>673141164
ikr
>>673141473
what's even happening? sorry im a little drunk
>>673126497
guaranteed they deserved it 99% of the time. if you break the law, and act like a faggot in the process, the police should be allowed to rock your shit.
>>673117103
He thought they were doors top zozzle
>>673120665
not trying to evade ban; just checking for how long till it's up
>>673132992
what the fuck, story?
>>673121414
we're waiting for you to an hero you chuck shitlord
>>673133911
>ban guns!
>>673142355
well shit; now i'm NOT banned? i was expecting for the previous post not to go though so i could get the link the ban page, and now i'm posting off topic shit, which is bannable. i... i think this is giving me an existential crisis
>>673133684
SPINUU KICKUUU
>>673143137
>it's just a prank bro
>>673139315
832?
You in the H-town?
>>673125594
how the fuck is it natural selection to get sucked into some shitty Chinese escalator
>>673132152
Isn't there a version with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGprThdvMNY ?
>>673143137
lol i know this guy
>>673129919
No kit.webm
>>673142763
>me last week, after my 7th perma ban
fuck you mods
>>673117103
Guiles theme really does go with everything
>>673143137
THROWING BABY PRANK GONE SEXUAL
>>673118367
Daddy?
>>673130265
Off yourself and post evidence
>>673140736
WE GOT A RETARD ALERT
>>673140736
>You are all such disgusting bullies.
thats y we r here. including yourself
>Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen
provide footage.
>>673128761
Drink too much water and you'll die of water intoxication you fucking faggot. If you drink so much water that you start to feel lightheaded, or your head starts to hurt, take a shot of saltwater and don't drink anything else until you feel better
>>673140928
I didnt have it shitlord. Had to find it on youtube.
>>673142496
they arent cops
>>673139315
not your personal army faggot
>>673128129
You mean this?
http://youtu.be/a0e0oSUi4SU
>blood goshing out of his arm
>>673123079
oh..the hate.. i have an appointment to shit in you'r mothers pussy and burn her ugly mface with torches tonight, so the hero have to wait till later dear child.. but i'll be sure to cum in her eyes, and tell her you'r a nice little boy.
>>673133911
this is why you should ban guns. the hero guy in the white coat shot the attacker in the back. that is murder.
>>673117907
to far
>>673122637
Dude, it's been a chan for the masses for ove 10 years now. Get off your "cancer that's killing /b/" horse.
>>673123970
What the hell? Escalators that eat people?!
>>673133469
TOP FEMENISM KEK
>>673117907
>>673150793
in the U.S. you to justify the shooting you need to show that the attacker was still a threat to the public. Seeing as how you cannot see the other side of the store in the video, you cannot make a judgement. If he still had the weapon and there was a people back there, or even a door outside, as long as he still has that gun after using it he is a threat to the public at large... if that is the case it was a good shoot
>>673131180
dem front row tickets.
>>673127876
Mugen, bitch
>>673132992
>The basterds kill hitler
>>673124169
HOLY FUCKING SHIT LOOK AT HIS LEG ON THE RIGHT
HORSE SNAPPED IT IN FUCKIN HALF
BUT HE DIDN'T KNOW THAT BECAUSE OF THE ADRENALINE RUSH
THEN THE POOR FUCK TRIED TO STAND UP
BUT HIS GOD DAMN SHIN COLLAPSED UNDER HIM AND TOUCHED THE GROUND
WHAT A STRANGE SENSATION
>>673129919
pros don't fake
>>673121392
This is why I carry.
>>673128201
That shitskin get eaten?
>>673154290
I don't have a problem with carrying. I think it's the smart thing to do and would do it myself if I could obtain an open carry license (right now I can only keep my firearms on my property / vehicle). The problem I have is with those that are DYING for an opportunity to use their gun in public. They have this hero-complex and honestly when they talk about it it's like they subconsciously WANT a situation just like this to happen to them. I live in a predominantly upper class White neighborhood and the faggots that carry are always talking about how they're always prepared to use their shit, as if our city has anymore than 1-3 low level crimes a year. I'm not going to even talk about all the rednecks in the South that talk about using their guns to protect from ISIS. These morons make my job harder when i'm trying to push and advocating against strict gun laws.
>>673116298
i'm no expert but I don't think that's how legs work
>>673118348
>>673155135
Well, I live in the heart of Chicago, so..
Don't get me wrong, I love my guns, I love shooting them. Carrying one makes me feel safer. I've even had to draw it a couple times, but never had to fire.
Do I WANT to shoot someone? Absolutely not. The mere thought of actually taking someone's life is rather frightening. But am I prepared to do it to protect myself, my friends, my family, innocent bystanders?
Absolutely. I hope that it never comes down to that, but I'll do it if I must.
>>673155135
>>673156301
Plus, I don't like the idea of open carry. Having it so that others can see it just makes people around you antsy and timid. It's better if they don't know that you have it. It could potentially make you a target.
On top of that, there have been instances of people grabbing at legally carrying citizen's guns trying to take it from them, who either end up getting shot, or arrested for assault.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>673156591
That always makes me cringe.
>>673136119
Newfag
>>673143797
They didn't have the genes that makes them immune to falling into elevators, duh.
>>673126310
Murica
>>673156751
what the fuck
Someone explain pls
>>673156862
Stomach rupture, guy lived
>>673156933
Fuck, would I even WANT to live after that shit?
>>673156715
parachute?
>>673156687
HOLY SHIT I ALMOST RAN AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER!!!! DONT YOU EVER POST THAT SHIT AGAIN!
Now for some justice
>>673156687
>>673156687
>>673156687
JESUS FUCK. I can't imagine how bad that would suck slowly destroying your knees.
Bravo good sir, you make me cringe and that rarely ever happens. I literally almost shat myself /b/ needs more good shit like this.
>>673157090
Beautiful.
>>673157090
AMERICA
>>673126310
he ded?
>>673157125
Don't fuck with an off-duty cop.
>>673131180
I'm pretty sure those were all Trump voters. Go Tire!
>>673156301
>>673156585
Absolutely agree with everything you wrote. If only every gun owner shared this mentality.
And I agree with you on the whole public carry. I understand protecting the Freedoms protected by our Constitution but when a bunch of neckbeards walk into Chipotle with AR-15s, shotguns, AK-47s, and other assault rifles, I can't help but face palm. How are they so OBLIVIOUS to the fact that that's just going to hurt gun owners.
>Do I WANT to shoot someone? Absolutely not. But am I prepared to do it to protect myself, my friends, my family, innocent bystanders
If only we all thought this way. The Hero Complex so many have is scary. Like I said they subconsciously WANT shit to go down. Kind of like the guy who takes a karate class then tries to find any excuse to try out his karate skills in a fight. Many of these guys are kids who were bullied as a teenager and then become obsessed from the power of a bullet.
![[Commie] Sekkou Boys - 01 [7E76FC11].mkv_snapshot_02.51_[2016.03.04_20.21.12].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QwXfIVl.jpg "[Commie] Sekkou Boys - 01 [7E76FC11].mkv_snapshot_02.51_[2016.03.04_20.21.12].jpg")
>letting people reach into their pockets while you are mugging them without your permission
Are these monkeys serious?
>>673157272
thats when u just lean over him and call him a stupid nigger
>>673132152
-"Can you please pull over sir?"
-Why, yes, of course. Problem officer?
>>673157552
What was he trying to shoot?
>>673157776
Prob just looking
>>673140736
its pretty cold here in my room m8
>>673133684
Oh god that poor bike
>>673156687
>that boob grab
>>673156828
>donkey
>>673156687
Fuckin' grasshoppered, god damn
>>673141824
i agree 100%. act like a nigger and your ass should get got
>>673157158
I love watching a good clean nigger-kill.
>>673157239
>>673157210
>>673157184
>>673157158
>>673157272
God these are so fuckin funny
>>673157125
lmao that guy pumped some serious lead into that nigguhs gut
>>673157548
Another thing that people tend to forget is that shooting is a perishable skill. If you don't practice, you WILL get rusty very quick. It's a rather expensive hobby, but I enjoy massacring some paper every once in a while.
That's why I'm all about competency tests when getting carry permits. I'm close to Indiana and the permit process there is just scary.
Extremely lax background check, then you get this pink piece of paper with your name on it that says you can carry FOR LIFE. No tests. Nothing.
It's fucking scary.
>>673157210
Holy shit that was epic
>>673158392
South American police don't fuck around
>>673156933
Don't worry, Jesus makes everything happen for a reason. It's part of a bigger picture your limited human brain can't understand.
>>673158378
And yet he still managed to run down the street before dying
>>673158575
The fucking fear in that dude's eyes.
>>673156787
Fuck Cecil the lion!
>>673158735
He was also probably tweaked out of his mind
>>673157519
nice
>>673158686
You whore.
>>673157449
And that's when you go over with a rifle and just take your sweet time
>>673158466
That's not badass, that's just careless and unprofessional. An American cop would be fired for this. Shooting with all those vehicles tightly packed together... great way for a bullet to ricochet and clip some kid in another car.
>>673130787
Bigred for the fuckin win
>>673158686
FAGGOT
>>673158992
Lol Brazil don't give a fuck
>>673132992
where did this happen?
>>673158826
>probably
Most like certainly
>>673158575
Surprised cop didn't shoot. I've seen American cops shoot in less threatening situations.
>>673157348
Best place to shoot them actually, prevents the adrenaline being release by the act of dying from fucking up the meat
>>673158686
Oh wow. A rickroll? you're so original. where did you ever come up with a joke like that?
>>673152856
Dont be stupid, hitler killed the guy that killed hitler...
>>673157449
HAHAHAHA I HAVE THE SAME VIDEO TITLED JEW'S CAGE!!!!!!!
>>673157449
Fluffy trap!!!
>>673132440
>Of course the asshat that causes it walks away...
That was the driver in the front, nimrod.
>>673157449
>mfw not a single one escaped
>>673159263
madkid
>>673140736
>.
words cannot express how much no one fucking cares what youre saying right now.
>>673157449
Do they kill them then?
>>673133684
Locked up the rear wheel lol what a noob
>>673144087
faggot
>>673159636
Yeah, the south is on full eradication mode for wild hogs. They destroy farmland and natural habitat and are an aggressive non native species
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89UliEiQQyU
>>673156802
they got the lil one :C
>>673159636
BBQ
Delicious BBQ
>>673156970
where the rest of the video
Lulz, it's like a gummy worm
>>673118348
Sauce
>>673159767
>"hunting"
Thats a massacre!
>>673126497
this is soft. go to russia
>>673121392
What I like about it is, that the most brutal one who kicks the guy in the head when everything is over already, is a White Guy!
>>673159485
no tiredofoldassjokeskid
>>673157050
its not even real you pussy
she has Hypermobility syndrome
>>673156654
Dam what do u do in this situation with no one around and no cell phone? Just bleed out and die?
>>673117103
How has not every person on the internet seen this by now? Every time it's posted everybody flips their shit even though it's old as fuck.
>>673159915
They aren't hunting, they're exterminating. That's the point is to kill or 'massacre' them all
>>673160015
Hence the ""
>>673156896
Nothin but net
>>673157125
story?
>>673159915
Many are hunted. This is just a fun way to dispatch a horrible pest that's been captured.
>>673156751
WHAT THE FUCK MAN. WHAT THE HOLY HELL. ITS LIKE ACTUALLY EVERY ORIFICE THAT ITS JUST POURING FROM. WHAT EVEN IS THIS?!?! BLOOD?!?! FROM WHERE?!?! HOW?!!?
![0205pod009[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nf7lBPf.jpg "0205pod009[1].jpg")
>>673156896
>>673160145
>>673157447
fag
>>673160279
>5 gum
>>673157025
Nope, just Darwin at work.
>>673159543
yet you still replied to obvious b8 pasta
>>673126497
Anyone but me noticed, that all of the "brutal" cops are overweight?
Are just all cops overweight in US or are they brutal because they have to compeansate something?
>>673121284
Holy lol's I thought that was some type of animal at first.
>>673117907
I don't even watercool and I have nightmares about this.
