ITT: ask the all-knowing deer anything
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ITT: ask the all-knowing deer anything
>>673096888
Would most qts in my age group want me to approach?
>>673096888
Will I get the job?
>>673097045
Yes or no fam
>>673097047
How about the one I'm interviewing for tomorrow?
>>673096888
nice trips lord
>>673097115
YES OR NO
Will she let me fuck her ass?
Should we get back together all knowing deer god?
i will fuck she?
>>673097192
Ok, would ANY of them want me to approach?
>>673096888
Will I ever know what a real vagina will feel and taste like??
>>673097283
Yes it does
is it over?
>>673097384
Ok i chill when you give me a straight answer
>>673097365
Probably not
>>673097365
Then I gotta keep working out then??
Is OP a faggot?
>>673096888
Are all the posts in this thread lies?
>>673097486
But WHAT?
>>673096888
Does she want me to make a move?
>>673097522
LIES!
>>673097561
Okay thanks.
Did I pass?
will my dick ever transcend space and time?
>>673096888
Will Jessica suck my dick
study or nah
Is OP a faggot!?
>>673096888
are you the all knowing deer
>>673097720
IS OP A FAGGOT!?
>>673097502
>>673096888
what is life
>>673097776
but what!?
Do I look good?
>>673097783
dam 2 deep
>>673096888
I love her
Does she love me back?
>>673097826
ANSWER ME!!!11!
>>673096888
>trips and nobody checked em
newfags surround us mr. deer
Is anything you answer true?
>>673097890
.....
>>673097866
BUT WHAT
Should I try shrooms?
>>673097946
is op a fag
Does he still like me
>>673097848
Would get many qts mirin if I lift, improve hairline, etc. ?
>>673097966
But what? Is it a bad idea?
>>673097965
NOOOOO GOD DAMN IT IT'S TRUE
Will we at least fuck?
>>673098018
I FINALLY GOT AN ANSWER
u eat asz?
>>673098077
Are you sure?
>>673098069
Is it worth it?
Did i make the wright decision?
>>673098053
Does matter, gimme a str8 answer.
>>673098161
ARE YOU SURE?
>>673098194
Mkay, just asking. Guess I'll do it
Will my gains be sweet?
>>673098273
Answer my question. Are you sure?
>>673098356
But what? Will we fuck or not?
Do qts mire my aesthetics?
>>673096888
Will i be the god in melee
Shoud i fuck that underaged girl
>>673098428
NICE
But no romance, right?
>>673098464
Will chill later, answer pls
Will she send nudes tonight?
Should i ask to Neves a date?
>>673097047
go back to melee hell
>>673098580
Reroll
Answer me all-knowing deer
should I ask her out?
>>673098538
damn.
will I be able to get a gf by next year?
Am I fat
All knowing deer...will I ever get married?
>>673096888
Let's roll that shit. Trips checked
>>673096888
can i make her my fwb?
>>673098676
but...what?
>>673098840
reroll
should i kill myself?
>>673098910
rereroll..
>>673096888
Why do I keep bleeding irregularly even after my period?
Donald Trump 2K16?
>>673096888
Will I ever get laid?
Will jenna and i become regular fuck buddies?
>>673096888
Oh, mighty trip deer, should I get out of bed?
>>673098883
So? yes or no
>>673099027
Are you sure
>>673097866
Oh man, that's harsh
>>673099110
Rerawl
Will I have sex before the end of the semester?
>>673098999
>1 in 100
Those odds are actually better than I expected. Thanks mr. deer.
>>673097522
proof that this thread is bullshit
>>673099039
you little fucker answe me already.
>>673099211
Will she be hot?
>>673096888
Should I an hero?
Yes or no..
Will she make the first move on me?
>>673099199
1in 100 we will?
>>673099281
Will it last past that one time?
>>673096888
Should I peruse my current relationship even tho I just enlisted in the army
>>673099270
Stupid deer answer me with a yes or no
>>673099365
Man, I was doing so well...
why...
why would you betray me
If I ask her right now will she say yes?
Will I ever be a millionaire?
>>673096888
will I get a job with the county sheriff's department?
Will I ever get married
So many 8s
does she want me?
>>673099487
I need better than this.
>>673096888
Will my professor accept my paper that is due for tomorrow and I'll start now?
Will I get mad bank
>>673096888
Should Jews be exterminated?
>>673099677
dubs deserve a reroll
>>673099767
ffs
Yes or no...
>>673099767
lol u dun goofed
>>673096888
Tonight?
should i link up with her
Should I ask her out?
>>673100090
Reroll
>>673096888
should we have chinese for dinner?
>>673099738
The Deer has spoken guys
>>673100220
rerolling
Andrea will kiss Gus?
>>673100210
Rerolling
Will she ever make up her mind
will i have another chance
>>673096888
Выебать Настю как последнюю шлюху?
REROLLIN
REROLLLINNN
>>673096888
will my friend follow through?
>>673096888
can i get her to fuck
Will I make it?
>>673096888
Should we have CONEYS?!
>>673100525
Fuck you deer this isn't about a girl
am i getting laid this year?
>>673096888
will I ever get to be her boyfriend
>>673096888
should we eat alex's dinner?
>>673100595
God dammit 5 again! Fuck you deer
will she text me back mr all-knowing deer
>>673100650
re-roll
will i be with my dream woman this year?
>>673100706
But what you fucking piece of shit deer!!!!
>>673100766
ugly chick?
>>673096888
should I eat megan?
>>673100520
same question
>>673096888
Should I just settle?
reroll
will I ever be happy?
Am I dear to you, deer?
>>673100863
Yeah dude
Did Hitler do anything wrong?
>>673100835
is it emily?
Will i get laid this weekend?
>>673100685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4
Should I really fuck the shit out of Deanna?
Will she ever let me hit?
>>673100979
I like those odds
FIRST PERSON TO GET 4 ON THE LAST NUMBER GETS TO NAME.
>>673096888
will kamryn be mine
>>673101072
Don't do it. Her pussy stank
>>673101074
I am chill, I just wanna know if she'll ever be okay with it.
will i date Rachel?
Shrooms?
Will I make 2nd off of tomorrow's advancement exam?
Will I survive another year dear?
Do I exist?
Is my boyfriend mad at me for what i did after school?
will the drug test come up as positive for thc
>>673101212
You sure?
but, he's going to get back at me????
>>673101284
Fair enough
is he going to get back at me????
>>673101345
Who? Her?
>>673097336
Holy fuck, bad luck dude hahahahaha. He SAID too fat.
>>673101263
To me it does. Yes or no?
>>673101490
Guess I roll again?
>>673101474
If you're calling me fat then I won't be chill.
But just to get this straight, I'll NEVER get some?
>>673101650
Fine.
>>673101619
Too broad Deer... I think 300 people are taking it for my rate. Yes or no fam.
Itt: beta faggot asking a fucking picture of a deer for relationship advice instead of growing a pair of smooth, hairless balls and getting the bitch they lust over
>>673101742
So I won't never get some?
Does that mean she'll say yes?
Will I go there tomorrow?
>>673096888
roll
>>673096888
is there hope for a kissless virgin?
Will I be spared the middle-aged fat fuck bullshit and age like an asian?
Will she be my friend again and will she dig me?
>>673096888
Is the deer all-knowing?
>>673099529
Will she ever answer?
Will I ever find love?
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>>673096888
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>>673096888
Will donald trump win be president
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Does she like me
e
>>673104222
>mfw I'm doomed to never find love and get trips 2's
>>673096888
Will aiden fix his fucked up life?
Will she ever love me?
Will she ever love me the same way I still love her?
>>673104444
Al least you got quads
>>673104444
Checked
Does she love me more than the other 2?
Does Kelly like me?
Does she know I love her?
Should I ask a certain girl out?
>>673104823
reroll
>>673104823
RE FUCKING ROLL
>>673104736
>>673104675
I got trips then quads, today must be my lucky day
>>673096888
Ooo
Will I get laid this year?
>>673096888
Aight' fuck it.
Will I ever get to be with the woman who stabbed me in the back?
she gonna be down to netflix and chill?
Is she in love with someone else?
>>673105583
Roll
Will I ever get her love
Will I get a girlfriend this year?
>>673096888
Am I going to have a shot day tomorrow
Does Kelly love me?
>>673096888
Will she break up with me?
>>673096888
Does the girl I talked to today have a crush on me
>>673096888
Will she cheat on me?
will i ever lose weight?
Will she say yes?
>>673106116
Will she be ok with my age?
>>673106116
Will she be forced?
>>673106280
Will she?
Is Donald trump going to win?
>>673106250
Rerolling.
>>673106153
will she?
>>673106375
Yes or no
will i pass the test?
Will Trump be the next president?
Should i ask her?
>>673096888
should i finish my report
>>673106434
Yes or no nigger?
>>673106494
Don't tell me to chill. Answer my question.
Will I ever kiss her?
Can I get all B's or better by the end of this quarter?
>>673096888
Should kill everyone I know?
Will the girl I'm thinking of ever kiss me
Am I gay?
rolling again
>>673106696
but what?
>>673096888
will my thread get deleted soon?
i need to go to bed
Should I smoke weed and play video games tonight? No matter what you say I'll still do it
Is Syn*z gay ?
>>673106825
Fuck you mean? Re roll
Should i ask her?
Katie?
Will I get this new job?
But what?? Will it suck?
>>673096888
will i even get laid at all in 2016?
Fuckin rolling again..
>>673096888
Did i do wrong Mr.Dear?
Will she come back, and stay this time?
>>673107496
BUT WHAT
money
>>673107595
I mean, she isn't that bad.
>>673096888
Will I fuck her tomorrow
>>673096888
Should I kill myself?
Will i get the succ after prom?
>>673096888
will i ever get laid
Do I need to keep worrying about it?
>>673096888
Will I get quints in this thread?
>>673107932
its funny because ive already had sex but ok
>>673107960
they see me..._____
>>673108079
Hey /b/ros there is a 1% chance I will get quints in this thread. Should I go for it?
Will we ever be together?
будет мой двигатель взорвать
>>673107801
rip anon
>>673108220
Fuckin' A, reraul
Will i ever get caught with what happened yesterday? (Nearly cheating on my gf)
>>673108335
>too fat to ever be together
Will I have cancer in the next 10 years?
Well fuck thanks deer
>>673096888
will i get dubs next post?
>>673096888
will I get the succ?
>>673108993
yea i know but will i get dubs?
is God real?
