g'day adelaide
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
g'day adelaide
>>673012325
who made that picture and why can't i see his reflection?
You've got some balls there mate.
>>673012325
5047 reporting.
fuck off and die
ZBG
>>673012476
South fag.
5013 over here
5033 reportin in
>>673012427
5022 reporting in
>>673012870
Are you one of these faggots?
tramp from woodville gardens
>>673013071
im the fat fuck squatting on the left. got so puffed out that day
>>673012476
>5047
Same as me.
>>673012325
5088 reporting
>>673013071
wtf is this
>>673013392
>5088
some faggot died at stereos from heatstroke, all his steroid bro's are taking a photo at his funeral or something.
>>673013641
they all look stupid
>>673013623
>>673013641
Your at a music festival, it's fucking hot, everytime you buy booze, buy water too. It's not that fucking hard, plus you'll have zero hangover next day. At least he's dead now.
>>673013733
That's Adelaide for ya.
>>673014093
kek west lakes faggots
>>673014181
You know any of them?
>>673014258
Yuk. No.
>>673014376
I am one of them. Thanks a lot.
>>673014862
are you the "cool dude" in the middle
>>673013284
stats? m 22
>>673014093
I've lived here for 30 years, there's just not that fucking much to do.
>>673015108
I'm m/40
>>673014939
Yep. The lesbian looking one, don't be fooled though, I'm totally in with the bros, can chug a keg any day
5022 Reporting
5162 reporting in. Any down south nudes? I have a fetish for people I know.
>>673015195
got wechat? tanamiii
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>>673015323
Anyone got any Adelaide nudes ?
Yes pls, Adelaide nude drops pls.
>>673015513
Who?
>>673015323
>5162
lol poor
>>673015324
no, but installing
>>673015108
M/22 as well.
>>673015564
It's cheap living and I dislike the city. It's full of pretentious fucks
>>673015513
>>673015513
is this Adelaide?
who?
>>673016094
Vanessa Severino
>>673015513
>>673012325
Nice balls chimpo
>>673016142
any more? not from Adelaide though...?
>>673012749
ayyy 5013 aswell fam
5558 reporting in niggers
>>673016703
Names bruh
>>673016579
Sure.
>>673012325
ayyyyyyy
>>673016808
Mods
>>673016808
MODS
>>673016808
Dude. I think that's the CP I don't know if you realized
5164 reporting in
Not cp ya sooks
Gabriela Opazo
>>673016942
It's prolly his cock... that cp is riiipe
I have lived in each of Melbourne, Perth and Adelaide for more than 10 years and I can reveal to /b/ that there is something seriously wrong with Adelaide residents. There is a streak of derp running through the city which I have not experienced anywhere else. I suspect it is because the drinking water is sourced from the ass-end of a long river and is inadequately treated.
>>673016808
>5114
MODS ban him purely for the fact he's from smithfield
Moar adelaides xD
>>673015323
5162 here, morphys
>>673017074
the old joke about adelaide tap water; too thick to drink, too thin to plow.
>>673017151
nice tits
5127 here
>>673017111
agreed
>>673017151
Really nice tits, can you write my name on them? (Valy)
>>673016745
What do u do for fun round ere
Ex dumping still xD
>>673016808
Mods!!!
>>673017205
thanks lol
>>673017151
Show us more
>>673017151
Name???
>>673017280
nah hahah
>>673017301
Name ?
>>673015753
add me?
5108 in that shitty salisbury life
>>673017333
nah haha
5223
>>673017074
>>673017175
Adelaide's water tastes terrible but it's fairly clean in most areas. Some obvious exceptions like Bedford Park.
Lived in a few places though and Adelaide is fine. Better than the SJW Student Clusterfuck of Melbourne, the homeless junkies of Sydney, or Darwin.
>>673017151
What does a femanon do for fun in Morphett Vale?
>>673017513
Chuck cock presumably
>>673017371
no way lol
5044 lads. Zupp?
>>673017387
Got Kik, Steam or Skype? I'm about to sleep but I'll throw you an add.
>>673017175
The tap water in the cbd can be fairly terrible. Some areas are good though. Adelaide is basically a country town with big dreams. Good in that it doesn't have the level of crime seen in a big city like Melbourne or Sydney.
>>673017562
LOL
>>673017513
sit inside quietly
5064 cunts
>>673017669
soz hahah
Anyone got angela wildenbergs or angela louise on fb ?
>>673017566
yeah 5044, Near the IGA
everyone else got rain right now?
>>673017783
Just stopped here
>>673017783
yea 5013 rosewater rep
>>673017783
yep, you in the western suburbs?
>>673017513
Meth
5049 here
>>673017674
sit inside quietly can mean all sorts; but it beats humouring meth heads who are trying to fuck & rob you.
>>673017783
yep.
>>673017880
her skin is too good for meth atm
>>673017860
Who is this?
>>673017780
Literally right next to my work.. Probably seen you around mate
>>673017860
Rosewater used to be good, then the pub changed managers.. now its shit. They had one good thing.. Now its fucked.
>>673018095
an anon
>>673018158
yea i live near the pub and only go there to buy booze when i cant be fucked driving.
>>673017723
Breh girls have no idea what big is.
i miss bushies
>>673018158
5 dollar snittys maaate
>>673017878
nah south
Anyone know any Adelaide facebook sluts ??
Any drug lords wanna set a homie up. Done wagekuking
>>673017880
>>673017972
hah i used to live 5108 salisbury, this is a nice change from the meth heads
>>673018058
Thanks for noticing!
>>673018485
Second this
>>673017151
Stolen from another thread. Fag.
Lived in Adelaide like 20 years then moved to Melbourne. Adelaide people are all in with each other it's a vicious cycle. Everyone knows everyone and they all jelous bitching cunts. At least other states have a sense of identity and personal achievements. Not including hipsters.
>>673018525
plz go SAPOL
>>673018283
lol i reckon i know u
>>673018730
orlly? initials?
Anyone got pics of a girl named Jasmine Rayner? Went to school with her and she was freaking hot.
>>673018553
I had a wife, I realise what goes into keeping skin that nice. genetics & youth only help so much.
>>673018671
Brah it's chill meet me at the sturt police station mate she'll be right ;)
>>673018629
it was still me lol
>>673018485
Gabriela Opazo
>>673018869
bring a little for the boys so they don't arrest you.
Currently sitting on the shitter listening to the rain
5114. Beer in bed. Living the fucking dream.
Let's get more nudes going. So many sluts down south, someone must have nudes
>>673019051
mmmaaattttteeeeee
>>673019051
Ayyy, me 3
>>673018976
Kek
Did any of you cunts go to Brighton?
Bin wu anyone? Does anyone know what happened to him?
>>673019051
Ayy the epitome of northern subs
>>673019256
Drop bears probly
>>673019251
Na went to Henley so many sluts there
>>673019309
The epitome of life, fucker.
Lets start spreading nudes?
Ex-Reynella East student here
>>673019428
You start
>>673019256
Lmao I remember that dude
>>673018769
not sure,mt carmel?
>>673019505
Ill start when i see some good ones.
>>673012325
>tfw prostitution is legal in straya
>yet technically illegal in south australia because of weird laws
I swear to god we get dicked so hard.
>>673019570
Never forgetti
>>673019551
Is he even alive anymore? I remember he used to go around talking to heaps of people around town then he suddenly stopped, probably had a mental breakdown.
>>673019599
there are plenty of quality "gentleman's clubs" around though.
m 25 5014 - weird seeing so much of a turn out in an adelaide thread.
>>673019256
Had a couple of run ins with him at the mall, each time, he was more manic. Probably just went crazy and disappeared into oblivion.
>>673012476
5033 here
>>673019805
No idea I'm pretty sure sapol reported him as missing a while back and that's the last I heard.
>>673019553
nah mate, i didnt go to mt carmel but i live close to it
>>673019992
i mean with hookers, and a good hr/desk bitch and security who will "help you down the back stairs" if you fuck up.
>>673019578
Contribute or get the fuck out
5081 reporting
>>673012325
5154 reporting in fam.
Adelaide is the sickest shit out
>>673019962
Yeah he was found after that. Probably in some mental hospital right now.
>>673012405
It's that dude in black.... literally in the middle of both balls.....
>>673020508
Poor Bin
>>673017074
You fucking losers don't drink rain water? What's wrong with you?
Why is everyone still awake? Are we all NEETS here?
5244 reporting in.
Who else is getting this rain? Hoping for more, but I also have to work outside tomorrow, so.... fuck.
>>673021072
shoo abo shoo
>>673021072
I should be asleep. I have to go to work in Hahndorf at 9 tomorrow morning for fuck sake.
>>673021072
Neet here anon
>>673021099
Get a real job faggott
Taylor hoffman
>>673021515
What do you do at Hahndorf? its nice place at least
I have a job with a shitty employer.
>>673021647
MOAR
>>673015323
5161 here.
Fuck you cunt.
>>673021515
I do not envy you. Hahndorf is shit. I had to get to work in Stirling at 9 yesterday and 10 today. Almost late because nobody knows how to fucking drive on the freeway. Just glad I didn't have to dodge tourists and people driving 10 in a 40 zone.
>>673021072
Off work for a month, till I start my new jewb.
Fuckin' NEETS man.
>>673021545
What's your job, cunt?
Well this fucking died quickly
>>673021746
>>673021956
I work at a Cafe. I'm a waiter / dessert maker / handyman / fucking everything. It's a pain in the ass. The scenery is nice in hahndorf but the amount of yelling children after school, and the tourists, and the old people does my head in.
Everyone drives 10 through there because you never know when some asian will dart across the street, or an old bloke will open his car door in front of you.
Where do you work in Stirling?
>>673023119
Yeah, everyone probably went to sleep because there's nothing to talk about. Adelaide is full of boring bastards.
>>673021956
Supermarket. For the most part I just deal with people speeding in the car park and leaving trolleys everywhere, particularly when it gets even slightly hot or rainy.
Store manager's a dick, too.
I was hoping the morphett vale femanon would hang around more, i know someone down that way who I'd like to bend over. I was entertaining the thought it might be her.
hahahaha fuck yeah adelaide. I used to do the breakfast show on SAFM and now I'm seeing n00dz on 4chan at 2am. Sick.
>>673023632
I'm a supermarket monkey too, I don't know whats worse the old wogs or the asians. At least the africans can speak fucking english
>>673023739
That rhymes, did you do morning raos mate?
>>673023739
kill yourself
>>673023739
when were you on SAFM
>>673023632
Well it's gotta be Foodland or IGA, then. And I doubt anyone could speed in the Foodland carpark.
I once saw someone at woolies just dump their trolley behind someone elses car and I told her she should put it away. I copped a mouthful. She said shit like "You're younger than me, you fucking put it away".
Fucking soccer mums. It's worse now that CIBO is there.
>>673024004
I was the Michael on Michael Hayley and Burgo. Obviously I'm aware this isnt cool but I got to interview magyver so idgaf
>>673023632
Also fuck Woolies for closing down that independent fresh food shop across the 'mall'.
Fuckin bullshit. They were there for a couple of weeks and then got evicted.
I bet the new one there is actually owned by woolworths.
>>673019251
Yeep class of 2015 what about you
>>673019867
Care to name any?
>>673024212
So you're that bloke from big brother? Got noods of Hayley?
>>673024212
Timestamp pic faggot
>>673023887
Stirling is rich people central. Needless to say, I might serve one African a week, very rare wogs, and.... actually nah, I serve a few Asians.
>>673024006
Give people 10m of unobstructed road and they'll speed. I've seen people literally doing 30-40 in a 50m stretch. Like, wow, you saved yourself two seconds and cost yourself a shitload of petrol.
If I didn't work there, when I saw people do that I'd totally drag the trolleys behind their cars as I go past. Put your shit away, you fucks.
There's so many more things I want to rant about, but I want to remain relatively anonymous.
>>673024234
Woolies did no such thing. The mall owner is a dick and upped the rent horribly, causing the fish shop to go (and be replaced by a franchise fish shop), the coffee shop to go (and be replaced by a franchise coffee shop), the butcher to upgrade, and the new fruit store is run by the son of the other fruit store guy. Same family that owns the one next to IGA.
Also, the Jeweler is expensive as fuck, so he just needs to make one sale a week for rent.
>>673024212
hold up. you were also on big brother weren't you?
5006 reporting in
>>673024234
Also also, they were evicted for being 3 months behind on their rent. Dude spent millions renovating the shop then couldn't turn enough of a profit to last long, so the next owner saved all that renovation money and he's doing well with it.
Again, the mall owner is a dick. He also owns the pub and I think something else.
Anyone go to flinders uni?
Anyone got nudes of alyssa from mile end? don't know her last name
>>673024706
I've got a few friends who go there. Study forensics and such.
>>673024344
I only know of the one just outside the city, near south road & bradman. I know a chick who used to be the desk bitch, I can't remember it's name because i haven't talked to the chick in a few years. You should be able to find it with a google search.
>>673024706
know a chick that does
>>673024409
i dont reckon hayley has ever sent a nude tbh
>>673024486
yes
>>673024433
Mate I frequent that woolies. There are some pretty girls who work there, but there's this one older woman who cannot do her makeup for shit and it's frightening.
Fucking nobody ever goes into that Jeweler. Like, never. Sometimes I look at the watches while i'm waiting for a friend to finish pissing.
Dude, fuck that. Fuck the mall owner. They should be supporting local businesses, not big companies owned by jews or whatever.
OH HEY, why do you guys have that weird outdoor area? Like, do you actually ever sell plants and shit from out there? Why is it even there?
>>673024753
Computer science first year here
>>673019867
Yeah fuck the gentlemens clubs, they blow.
Red house asian escorts is in my sights though.
>>673024344
Don't bother, just look up Adelaide escorts on cracker and get your dick sucked for like $130
>>673024930
frigid or just too scared of leaks?
>>673024751
What does she look like?
>>673024671
No fucking way bro. If he owns the stirling pub, he also owns the crafers pub.
My sibling works at Crafers and says he frequently comes in and spends thousands on dinner with all his wanky mates. They buy bottles and bottles of the most expensive wine on the menu.
What a rich cunt.
>>673024344
Thebarton brothel, looks like a fancy place. I think its $200 for a fuck. Way cheaper than going to a strip club, at least you gget to bust a nut.
>>673025118
leaks I assume. I think if you;re a girl in ~media~ and your vagina gets put out there you're pretty cooked
>>673024930
Bugger
>>673024984
fucking jesus christ that was cringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2zNSbFi9o8
>>673025233
mate 20 unley rd. say no more.
>>673024751
Or where does she work? I might know who your talking about
>>673025045
Welp, I gave away that I'm a Woolies worker. Oh well.
We have a LOT of old women customers. I don't think a single day goes by that we don't sell a heap of shit from the garden section, especially since the new produce manager started. He's good at what he does.
I've seen people buy stuff from the jeweler, but not often. Apparently he's really rude and doesn't appreciate window shoppers actually entering the store. I was low-key happy when the renovations happened and he got moved next to the toilet.
I think I know which one you're on about. Vicky is blonde and can't do makeup at all. She's a nice enough person, though.
There's so many cute girls, too, omg. Also, Mel (tall, black hair, kind of a butterface) has the nicest ass I've ever seen.
>>673025195
Rich cunt. Sounds about right.
>>673025268
Mate I'm not sure if you're the real deal or not. Why would semi-famous dude from big brother and radio be on 4chan at two in the morning?
>>673025372
yeah it's big brother mate what do you expect, good things?
>>673025488
because i'm a massive piece of shit and i do a night show so i'm up till 4 anyway.
>>673025510
yeaaa.... fair point...
Didn't expect to see so many 5162's reporting in.
>>673025605
you're a lying faggot. Pic now.
>>673025474
Does 'Mel' work checkout / self checkout thingos?
I think I know which one you're talking about. Sometimes you look at her face and she's pretty, and then other times she's pretty butterface.
I know what you mean about the ass though.
I distinctly remember making awkward eye contact with one of the guys in Deli while he was talking to someone about computer games.
>>673025605
Mate, I reckon' you should make a reference to 4chan on your night show.
>>673025474
Welp, I have to be up in 7 hours, so I ought to go to bed.
>>673026028
That is indeed who I'm on about. And here's proof of the ass claim. Let's hope it doesn't come back to get me fired.
>>673026123
agree with this anon
>>673026217
You are a fucking champion. Don't worry, there are a lot of guys who work there. Nobody will ever know.
>>673025183
kinda goth
>>673026217
That cigarette drawer gave me cancer, I hope that's just where the back stock is kept
>>673026123
I do all the time. I made a shit tonne on BB but I assume no one picked up on it.
>>673026592
That's the back stock, yeah. Every week, she does stocktake, and occasionally forgets to pull her shirt back down.
Apparently she once accidentally sent nudes to her whole snapchat list. Cried inside when I found out I missed it.
>>673026217
I hope you know I'm going to closely examine every guy I see at woolworths now to determine which one is you.
I will find you.
I shit ye not comrade, I will.
>>673026667
Fuckin hell mate don't do this to me. Don't make me watch it all again and scour it for references that may or may not come
>>673026772
There's going to be an influx of fedoras, sneans and trench coats at that store now
>>673026667
where can we listen to your show faggot?
>>673026563
Fake, its 2:03 in adelaide, photo say 2.29
>>673026563
Nice meme
>>673026772
>>673026870
>>673026217
>mfw he gives up after a week because they don't sell mouth fedoras
Woolworths anon please take a photo of the first 400 pound man on a mobility scooter who spends more than hour in store.
>>673027044
The best part is, there's actually a regular customer on a mobility scooter that goes like 25km/h. It's always funny watching him nyoom through the hallway.
Whoever it is, try and slip some covert messages in. Memes or somesuch. I'm one of about three people on frontend who browse the Internet regularly enough to get the more obscure ones.
>>673026897
He probably isn't in Adelaide anymore you twat.
>>673026870
I'm going to buy a fedora and work around the store tipping it at everyone and saying "M'lady" and you won't be able to help yourself. You'll reveal yourself.
For real though i'm about 6', long hair, always have pants tucked into my boots. Kind of look like a tacticool viking lumberjack. Give us a subtle nod and I'll hit on mel where you can see. It'll be a laugh and a half.
>>673026862
Why would you put yourself through that. I just called BB Moot all the time and would say inb4ban when people said shit I knew we'd get introuble about. there was 18 hours of conversations they edited into a 30 min show so it probs never got aired.
>>673026897
i live in melbourne now.
>>673027265
Will keep an eye out, but my memory's pretty bad. Anyway, I actually need to go to bed now. Damn inability to turn the computer off...
>>673027270
>>673027317
Fucking hell bro, now I want to find it but all I can find is you saying you're pregnant with a cheesecake.
Anyone else feel ripped off over the clipsal?
>>673027860
I feel like I'd never go to the clipsal because if i was going to go to any event i'd go to the fringe and check out all the slutty gypsies.
Didn't it get cancelled or something though?
Anyone have a download to that Adelaide Fappening that happened?
>>673016796
Bachey pls
Fringe is over rated, full of hipsters and socialites.
>>673028415
That was boring for me. Nobody from the hills. Only like city or people from down south.
>>673028665
Fucking replied to the wrong post. Meant for this >>673028188
The hipsters are the only reason to go to the fringe.
And the hot donuts.
It had one good video on there of 2 tarted up girls sucking/fucking a guy in a disabled toilets in the city.
>>673028835
The city is fucking shit honestly. It's all about Marion now.
>>673029406
Adelaide night life is pretty average across all suburbs.
>>673029502
Red square Sunday see you all there
>>673013739
Dude, that's insane. Reaffirms my contention that asians are like ants.
>>673029714
Why the fuck would you want to go out to a place where the floor is sticky with puke and piss
>>673030161
Sounds like Mansions
